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assumptions thread
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>>24363780
Tranny that thinks they're "passable"
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>>24363780
Depressed
Artsy
Has sucked her fair share of dicks
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>>24363780
Quite cute eyes and hair but ny trap senses are tingiling. And if theres a beach around you then you probably frequent it.

>>24363795
You smoke weed but only joints.
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>>24363797
nope, do i really have a manface?
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>>24363780
man

>>24363795
you think your hair actually looks good

>>24363797
into crossdressing, considers himself pansexual
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>>24363800
Doesn't seem it to me.
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>>24363780
weird girl i avoid at work
>>24363795
cool gay kid
>>24363797
stoner
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>>24363797
owns a longboard
>>24363780
mental illness of some kind
>>24363795
somewhat autistic but a nice guy, nerdy
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>>24363797
loves to skateboard.
>>24363795
someone who i could hold an intelligent conversation with. (goddamn sexy lips btw :))

>>24363780
you look frightened? idk, lol
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>>24363813
on public assistance/grew up in a family on public assistance
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>>24363813
just gorgeous <3
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>>24363780
>>24363813
>>24363820
Takes it (and prefers it) in the ass
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>>24363820
Jesus, I'd wife you in a heartbeat. That pout...
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>>24363780
OP is the girl of my lesbian dreams.
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>>24363826
>dat hair tho
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>>24363797
Surfer/skater, easy to get along with and laid back.
>>24363813
Introverted, prefers to stay home most of the time and enjoys reading and crafts.
>>24363820
Into dancing and music, loves animals.
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>>24363780
wants to dye her hair
>>24363795
wanted to do something with arts/music, but didn't work out
>>24363797
likes good music
>>24363813
doesn't get as much attention as you would think
>>24363820
very tumblr for some reason
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>>24363780
Photo taken inside Hollister
>>24363795
Goes to the same hair salon as D Trump
>>24363797
Secretly wishes he was a mermaid or something quirky
>>24363813
Pain tolerance of a marine.
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>>24363840
thinks he's passable, went to >>24363820
for hair advice
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>>24363800
Nahhh but you have more prominent check bones which are more of a dude thing, but dont get me wrong but thats not a bad thing. Blue eyes for life btw senpai.

>>24363801
Im more woksexual than anything

>>24363813
Sick fucking hair dude. And yea you guessed it. Also you draw and quite well at that, you have the look of someone with a delicate hand

>>24363820
Takes very artys photos of you being half dressed and messing with your hair.

>>24363836
Your fun to walk around the downtown with and pop a squat and smoke some of that whacky tabbacy.
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>>24363780
>>24363800
People think you could be a trap due to the angle of the picture: the chin conveniently hiding the adams apple, and an angle/crop that doesn't show the unmistakable shoulders of a man. oh yeah your hair obscuring the face, making it harder to spot other male/female facial differences, such as cheekbone structure.

But to answer your question, nah, you don't look manly. You inadvertently managed to tap into the holy trifecta of techniques traps use to obscure and hide their manly features. The more I look at your picture though, the more and feminine you look.

ALRIGHT enough of that, time for baseless assumptions!

you fall in love at least twice a year. You're quite shy in social functions. You own a dog.

>>24363797
Smokes weed out of a vaporizer.
Participates heavily in the /metal general/ threads on /mu/.

Would like to play DnD but has never had the proper opportunity to get into it.

>>24363820
takes an excessive amount of personality tests, and believes they mean a great deal and are super relevant to your life.
Only eats food that follows a rigorous and somewhat crazy diet plan. i.e. eats kale and only kale for 3 meals a day.
Buys at least one new massive bottle of vitamin supplements every week.

>>24363813
When you were in uni (or if you're still in uni) you worked much harder than your group of friends.

Your social life suffered as a result. But you don't place as much importance in your social life as the others your age do.

>>24363823
>>24363826
lmaoing at these thirsty motherfuckers. Yeah, they're both attractive for sure, but c'mon guys. It's painful to read this stuff.

>>24363825
This guys kink is putting his dilly in girl's butt.
Watches a lot of porn where women are fucked in the ass.
These aren't even assumptions, thery're pretty much fact.

GIVE ME YOUR WORST Y'ALL
(or your best...that's cool too...)
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>>24363942
likes disney land
has jerked off to mary poppins
doesn't actually care about the 9 gorillion
doesn't laugh at memes
thinks he's well read
speaks at least 3 languages but makes embarrassing mistakes in the 3rd; no one ever bothers to correct him but they cackle about it when he's gone
has an average sized penis
drinks alone
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>>24363780
Think youre hot shit but works a shitty job if you work at all

>>24363795
Visits /fa/ and /fit/ but does neither

>>24363797
Late on rent
Beach bum? Maybe you hang out with skaters but dont skate

>>24363813
See first line + fucks black guys

>>24363820
Bit of an airhead and a flirt

>>24363834
No dad? Loves with grandmother? Likes american horror story and niel patrick harris

>>24363836
Likes zentangles

>>24363840
Low income family, multiple siblings
Also, it's a good salon you got a problem?

>>24363942
/pol/ and dota
Probably like the anime tiddies


Roast me friendos
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>>24363968
\>likes disney land
I don't know desu, I haven't been there since I was a little kid. I liked it then, but I don't particularly like or dislike Disney movies, I'm ambivalent about them. I doubt I'd like Disney Land because from what I understand from friends who have gone recently, you have to be really into the movies, the charaters, the costumes, and all that stuff.
>has jerked off to mary poppins
Nah, but I've jerked off to even more pathetic things, so I'll give you that one on a technicality.
>doesn't actually care about the 9 gorillion
My grandparents were Jewish Holocast survivors, I wouldn't have been born had they not fled to America. So yeah, I do care about it I'm curious, what led you to bring that up? .
>doesn't laugh at memes
I laugh harder to memes than almost anything I laugh at irl. Fucking love memes,
>thinks he's well read
Nice. I am indeed a pretentious fuck with a English Lit degree, so yeah you're right. I'm better read than the average pleb but I don't consider myself well read compared to the people on /lit/, for example.
>speaks at least 3 languages but makes embarrassing mistakes in the 3rd; no one ever bothers to correct him but they cackle about it when he's gone
Nah I speak only 1 fluently and my 2nd language is....muy mal. And yeah while they do laugh, my Spanish friends laugh about it to my face when I try to speak my broken ass Spanish to them. Which makes it fun and and it's been helping me pick up Spanish a lot quicker than when I was practicing on my own.
>has an average sized penis
Y-yes, o-of course it's average!!! Please don't tell anyone but average is 2.656 inches erect right? I mean that's normal right?
>drinks alone
I don't drink at all.

Overall you did purty good for a cold read mate.
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>>24364053
Can i add annoying as shit to my post
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>>24364063
lmao. why you hatin
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>>24364108
Guess nigger, damn
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>>24364111
is it because I don't go on /pol/?
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>>24364036
i don't think im hot shit, just shit. also don't really fuck anyone, much less black guys specifically
>>24363852
I do draw! And also thank you!!
>>24363840
nooooope i can't even get my ears pierced because I'm scared of the pain
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>>24364136
Can i see a drawing? I draw as well, just curious.
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>>24364036
Uncomfortable around people

>>24363840
Angsty and quiet

>>24363834
Token "quirky" girl

>>24363797
Skater bro, smokes some pot

>>24363795
Gay?
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>>24363820
that pics isn't you your probably a overweight crossdresser who hates women
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>>24364163
Sometimes yes haha, I am mostly known as the outgoing funny chick that loves shock value~
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>>24363780
Had a short term long distance relationship 6 years ago that you still obsess about.
>>24363795
Was popular in highschool until the depression hit you like a brick wall, recovering NEET.
>>24363797
Has smoke weed every day since you were 13.
>>24363813
Going to university for marine biology.
>>24363820
Played fast and loose with your lady parts in middle school, slowed down since then.
>>24363834
Mein liebe ;^)
>>24363836
Grew up somewhere in the midwest, had a super boring childhood.
>>24363840
Daddy issues, all of them.
>>24363942
Speaks three languages, would be ultra-chad if you didn't spend so much time on a mongolian fingerprinting forum.
>>24364036
Plays bass, played "You show me yours and I'll show you mine" with your crush in elementary school
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>>24364163
Samefagging like a motherfucker but i dont see many girls who pull off that look as well as you do
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>>24364162
sure! here's something I was working on before I got bored and scrapped it. also do anime/cartoony shit, but I'm trying to move away from that and relearn more foundational skills.
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>>24363780
Like reptiles, always wanted a pet snake but never had the chance to get one.

>>24363795
Has a deep vested interest in his Chinese Zodiac sign.

>>24363797
Enjoys telling coworkers about the latest DVDs he bought.

>>24363813
Loves old Disney films, especially stuff like Snow White or Little Mermaid.

>>24363820
Releases spiders after trapping them in paper bowls instead of killing them.

>>24363834
Contributor to at least one Wiki.

>>24363836
Often considers starting new hobbies, but pulls out or becomes bored early on.

>>24363840
Picky eater.

>>24363942
You were into Magic the Gathering in high school but had to grow out of it due to circumstance.

>>24364036
Is helpful to people he recently met to make a good impression.

>>24364129
Good with money.

>>24364163
Roleplayed on Stick Arena from the ages of 13 to 14 everyday at school during lunch.
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>>24364129
''mommy'boy''

>>24363942
is a huge nerd but is ashamed of it


>>24363813
Tumblrina ? maybe idk
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>>24364179
Ah it's been too long!<3
>>24364194
Is that-is that a diaper?
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>>24364177
Enjoys American Psycho.

>>24364179
Secretly loves the works of Nadia Gifford.

>>24364194
>cantine
>name tape

Oh anon.

I'll take a guess, 19 series?
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>>24364194
Hahaha hahahaha

>>24364188
Weird bro, only chills with close homies

>>24364179
European

>>24364181
Yea sure ok

>>24364129
American history x
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>>24364210
Stop youre making me uncomfortable around all these people
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>>24364129
Shared a meal with a local imam.
>>24364163
Has a sick taste in music.
>>24364177
Her friends cancelled on her tonight, doesn't want to go out alone.
>>24364188
Plays Doom religiously.
>>24364194
Total cardio bunny at planet fitness
>>24364207
>Secretly loves the works of Nadia Gifford.
I don't even know who that is.
>>24364210
Nope, 5th gen yankee.
>>24364205
Mmmm, too long.
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>>24364224
ahah you're right
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>>24364235
Start doing them deadlifts bby, become the Ms Thicc you always wanted to be.
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>>24364053
the fact that you replied to each point alarms me

So far only you and >>24364129 have posted pictures of yourself from an interesting location

>>24364129
you are uncircumsized
you've lost a fair amount of weight in the past
you're fairly punctual
you want to jerk off another guy
you don't like being around people
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>>24364242
i would love to ! but i can't , i have problems with my knees and can't do shit because of it
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>>24364163
prude masquerading as a face painted pump-n-dump
>>24364177
literally can't stop eating
>>24364036
has a comically goofy stride
full body is string bean mode
lost touch with most friends
puts effort into appearance to further reinforce how desirable he is while everyone else is beneath him
has posted in dick threads
has been angry at women on skype threads
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>>24364207
went to the army
>>24364179
smokes a lot
>>24364163
smart and listen heavy metal
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>>24364251
What a shame, regardless, you look pretty good for not being
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>>24364179
>would be ultra-chad if you didn't spend so much time on a mongolian fingerprinting forum.
It's true I spend way too much of this Venezuelan claymation blog. But I am no where near the level of a Chad. This girl has it closer:
>>24364194
>is a huge nerd but is ashamed of it
I am a huge nerd yeah. Idaf a fuck about revealing my powerlevel around guys anymore. even the normies these days are into light fantasy shows lite GoT.

When I'm around a new girl who I'm attracted to tho, I act like I've never even heard of anime or any other nerdy shite that I love.

It's a bad habit I'm working on fixing
>You were into Magic the Gathering in high school but had to grow out of it due to circumstance.
Never could get into magic but my friend group did have a resurgence of playing Yu Gi Oh together, until...yeah, various circumstances ended it.
Nice guess m8.

>>24364188
>Has substantial artistic talents but doesn't brag or show them off to anyone, is very humble about his skills
>browses /mu/, /tv/, /o/, and /ck/
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>>24364268
>literally can't stop eating
oh god meine sides
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>>24364277
>smokes a lot
Nah, I only smoke when I do coke, and I only do coke when I go out.
>>24364283
>Venezuelan claymation blog
Noice
>But I am no where near the level of a Chad. This girl has it closer:
Welp, I tried.
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>>24364224
Eh, not religiously. But I do love Doom. Close enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04iuFddJtj8

>>24364210
>Weird bro, only chills with close homies
Spot on.

>>24364277
>went to the army

And still going, got my soul sold for another 4 years, probably re-upping for 4 more after that.

Also you hate wearing anything monochrome.
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>>24364285
>Fat shaming
>Posting smug anime girls
Stop it, my penis can only get so erect.
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>>24364292
I can't help it, it's the future personal trainer in me :'D
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>>24364292
i'll make you jizz in .5 second if that's what gets you off
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>>24364247
>the fact that you replied to each point alarms me
Why? Your points were funny, and I like these threads a whole lot, so replying to each point is fun for me.

>So far only you and >>24364129 have posted pictures of yourself from an interesting location

I know this isn't /trv/ but posting pics from cool spots is more interesting than taking a picture of myself in my darkened bedroom.

Also I recently lived in Europe for six months and got to travel to a bunch of places I've wanted to see irl for years and years (like Prauge) and now I finally have a place to share them.
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>>24364268
Hahaha only three of these things are true but that sure sounds like me
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>>24364277
Has some self-image issues but a guy who sticks to promises and follows through with plans rarely being tardy. All-around reliable.

>>24364207
Hard to read, mysterious but not in an edgy way. Can get emotional when confronted but minds his own damn business like a good person should.

>>24364194
Basic towards those she does not know but once you are her friend she can be caring, even if it's in a weird way often appearing aloof.

>>24364179
Has given up or is very very sleep deprived... go to bed bruv

>>24364177
Tries to mask her insecurities but doesn't realize that she is pretty.

>>24364163
Often sleeps around, appears vindictive to those who pass her on the street but is overly nice to her friends.

>>24364129
Looks like he has lost a lot of weight (hopefully not beginning to put some on) and is generally nice and easy-going even to those he just met.

>>24363840
Daenerys Stormborn of New Jersey, pretty but has many self image issues.

>>24363797
You look exactly like my best friend so I'mma describe him. Plays Pokemon, Overwatch, World Of Warcraft, and Civilization with me. Used to hung up with girls but has improved in punctuality and time allocation. A really nice dude even if he can be jaded and judgemental to those he does not know
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>>24364289
>Eh, not religiously. But I do love Doom. Close enough.
Have you tried out Brutal Doom or Project Brutality?
>>24364299
You're wife material.
>>24364301
>i'll make you jizz in .5 second if that's what gets you off
>i'll make you jizz
>if that's what gets you off
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>>24364288
>Welp, I tried.
It's all good homie. I appreciate the compliment, being compared to a Chad when I'm a total beta/robot irl, is really flattering. So thank you haha
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>>24363942
you write really well, where you from?
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>>24364310
good gravy, you really are an insufferable excuse for a human bean aren't you.
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>>24363813
Tells everyone she's still a virgin because she only takes it in the ass
>>24363834
You were the girl in middle school that read Naruto at recess instead of playing with other kids
>>24363836
Gets super attached to guys really fast.
>>24363840
Thinks she's artsy, really just socially anxious
>>24363942
Grew up in the suburbs. Ambitious but naive.
>>24364036
If they don't recognize the name of your favorite indie band, you don't fuck with them.
>>24364163
Your step-dad is a "fucking asshole" and your mom's a "dumb bitch"
>>24364194
weird kinks.
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>>24364343
Close, it was BDZ haha!
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>>24364308
>more interesting than taking a picture of myself in my darkened bedroom.
pretty much
>>24364310
which 3?
>>24364325
I'm only excusing this if english isn't your first language
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>>24364348
DBZ*
derp
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>>24364323
That picture was taking a few months ago the morning after a particularly lengthy coke binge, I've since stopped going on coke binges
>>24364327
Just fake it till you make it breh
Were all gonna make it breh.
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>>24364339
>you write really well, where you from?
Thank you! That makes me feel good. I'm from burgerland.

Where are you from? I want to say...Germany? Were any of my baseless assumptions correct?
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>>24363795
Gets turned down a lot
You think it's because of your looks but it's your personality
>>24363797
Hates weed jokes
>>24363813
Really doesn't know how to convey what she means
>>24363834
Bae
>>24363942
Skateboards
Real fun
>>24364188
I thought that was a guitar neck looking a at it out of the corner of my eye
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>>24364378
im from poland
and yeah its correct, i have anxiety issues as well that contribute my shyness
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>>24364383
Thinks the fat girl angle hides her tubby chub chub
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>>24364342
Yes ma'am

>>24364349
bean, friends, and dick threads
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>>24364425
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself:*
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>>24364349
>>more interesting than taking a picture of myself in my darkened bedroom.
>pretty much

Okay, but why did replying to your points alarm you? You've made me curious.
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>>24363780
has bad diet
cute though
would date, has same eyebags and luaghlines in the same places i do
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>>24364438
>offended femayo
Also nice saggy boobs you have there
>>24364462
the implied enthusiasm in your response made you seem hungry for attention, not necessarily a bad thing though
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>>24363780
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>>24364412
>and yeah its correct, i have anxiety issues as well that contribute my shyness
I'm sorry to hear that. It's a vicious cycle isn't it? I have an anxiety disorder too, it makes life really hard a lot the time.

How old are you? A few of my anxiety problems got better as I got older. But many remained just as strong. I feel for you. Hang in there. We're all going to make it.
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>>24364383
takes snapchats using the dog filter
>>24364343
tries to be depressed and edgy and deep
>>24364323
is probably hilarious but uses way too many self depricating jokes
>>24364207
has never had a girlfriend and has a sister who's pregnant
>>24364194
plays pokemon go and is still in high school... i'm guessing got touched by daddy as a kid and is now fucked up in the head.
>>24364179
either has never had a girlfriend or had one and was VERY violent towards her. probably claimed she was a crazy bitch
>>24364177
probably looks better without all the makeup
>>24364163
no
>>24364036
thinks being a transgendered individual is a disease
>>24363942
takes selfies with ipads
>>24363840
lies about everything, cuts wrists for attention, probably has daddy issues
>>24363836
is actually a rat dog
>>24363834
wishes she were japanese, probably reads manga and says shit like "lmaooo xD"
>>24363820
started whoring herself at 14, got called fat, developed an eating disorder and tries to fuck every guy that walks
>>24363813
really likes horses and wears thumb rings
>>24363780
posts vids on snapchat story of herself crying
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>>24364489
>the implied enthusiasm in your response made you seem hungry for attention, not necessarily a bad thing though
Guilty as charged.
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>>24364496
usually puts on his normal human suit in the morning and is relieved to get into his NEET onesie at night away from people
had to learn to adapt to social situations but is successful in maintaining friendships
enjoys creative writing
does the "hey man what's up" handshake/fist bump with bros
secretly feels exasperated
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>>24364509
>either has never had a girlfriend or had one and was VERY violent towards her.
Both, she was actually Schrödinger's girlfriend
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>>24364512
hell yeah, i'm a night owl, but i do enjoy other people- not based around toleration like you say.

but that is pretty accurate.
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>>24364323
Shows people at his university what Steam is and gifts them a game to get them into PC gaming.

>>24364325
No, but they're mods I want to try. I just don't have a crazy amount of time because of school right now.

>>24364383
>guitar neck
No, just some ground beef and eggs I made for a friend and his wife.

>>24364509
>has never had a girlfriend and has a sister who's pregnant
True on the first part, but my sister's kid is already 8.
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>>24364512
furthermore, i really do like getting the fuck away from people at night. and i like creative writing.
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>>24363834

Pretentious slut who has cheated on at least one boyfriend.

>>24363942

Secretly wishes he was Russian, does big business, probably cross dresses

>>24364163

Huge attentionwhore, low self esteem. Surrounds herself with people who shower her with compliments because she can't handle criticism.

>>24364177

Seacow who somehow found her way to shore and needs to be caught and tossed back into the ocean


>>24364277

Likes music, friendzoned by some hot girl, probably drinks a lot of alcohol.


>>24364323

Cuck instructor at school of interracial chastity

>>24364383

Boring generic slut who thinks she's cool

>>24364496

Trendy, listens to pop, drinks alcohol with sweet drinks, has a vagina.

>>24364343

Cool motherfucker. Depressed for some reason. Smoke and drinker. Reads a lot. Plays an instrument probably guitar or piano.

>>24364207

Nice guy who got pushed around growing up. Joined the army due to being either poor or having no direction.

>>24364194

Known as the cum dumpster in every possible social circle she has


>>24364179

Has seen some shit. Looks like a PTSD victim.

>>24363780

Directionless drug addict. Nice eyes by the way.

>>24363795

Worlds most dangerous faggot. Would have a beer with/10
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>>24364555
you forgot about me sir
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>>24364509
eating disorder? haha. In another post someone confused me for an HIV patient. I don't look emaciated, okay.
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>>24364549
cool bru, how often do you write?

>>24364555
dying rn
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>>24364501
24
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>>24364545
Project Brutality looks overkill imo, been playing Brutal Doom and it's pretty amazing.
>>24364555
>Has seen some shit. Looks like a PTSD victim.
Yeah I got that resting bitch face on point.
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>>24364560
>>24363820

Cheated on at least 1 boyfriend as well. Goes through bouts of depression or is bipolar. Requires regular attention, and validation. Drinks red wine. Probably has an artistic hobby like writing/sketching/painting. Enrolled in a community college without much of a clue with what you want to do in life .Contemplates suicide from time to time but ultimately won't do it.
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>>24364568
nearly on a daily basis. i've got a few things i'm working on. juggling that- being in the trades and music making.
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>>24364489
U wish bud
>>24364545
If you say so
>>24364555
So angryyy I love it
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>>24364567
you're entitled to your wrong opinion
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>>24364579
am i that transparent? you're kinda good...almost too good....kinda freaky...actually very freaky
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>>24364599
i'm 58 kg and 185 cm. That's really not bad at all.
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>>24364600
you aren't transparent. those assumptions were extremely basic and qualities that almost everyone possesses. that individual may as well have just said "probably wears clothes and drinks water sometimes"
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>>24364600

A little yeah. Is everything I said true?
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>>24364600
>i'm 58 kg and 185 cm. That's really not bad at all.

You blew it but gj trollin
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>>24364611

> basic and qualities that almost everyone possesses.

I respectively disagree

>Everyone is depressed or bipolar
>Everyone has artistic hobbies
>Everyone cheats on their boyfriend
>Everyone requires attention and validation

Keep generalizing. Those statements are no where near as basic and general as "drinks water"
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>>24364277
Has windows ten and distrusts that their looking at you jack off. is a car guy and did little studying in high school but still got a 3.25
>>24364207
Literally had nothing better to do than shoot
towel heads and get that sweet army money.
>>24364179
likes facebook memes
>>24364163
ladykiller
>>24364129
honestly the happiest motherfucker in the world, is pleased with everything that's happend in his life.
>>24364036
M00t?
>>24363942
argues with americans on 4chan on why 'burgerland is trash' even though you really have no opinion.

another one of me
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>>24364622
Sir, you don't understand my sarcasm....what a shame
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>>24364641

Calling me sir makes me want to go on a powertrip, do a line of coke the size of long Island, tie you up, and spank your transparent anorexic ass until it's bright red.
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>>24364555
>Nice guy who got pushed around growing up. Joined the army due to being either poor or having no direction.

Trips show how spot on this one is.

>>24364627
Jokes on you nerd, not even combat arms.

I'm a nurse, spend my time wiping ass and getting jello cups.
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>>24364651
this is sad
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>>24364668

Go onto google and look up "erectile dysfunction pictures". That is your life after 30. Limp, sad, and helpless.
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>>24364680
o wow great retort from the guy who doesn't realize that attention and validation are actual psychological needs for all humans, lol. pathetic.
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>>24364703

Wrong. Attention and validation are fine until it becomes something you need to actively seek out daily and not being able to get any or getting negative attention impacts your self esteem and makes you depressed. These are all the people who need a "safe space" because they can't deal with reality. Too much of anything is not good. Maybe stop whiteknighting for the transparent slut?
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>>24364627
I don't have a normiebook,but I'd imagine there are some spicy maymay's on it, so I'll give you a pass.
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>>24364569
aw, damn, same age as me then.

I hope it gets better for you anon, you seem like a nice person.
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>>24364567
Yeah and i called you an airhead for a reason. More than one eating disorder.
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>>24363780
Maddie?!
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>>24364878
I don't have an eating disorder and i'm pretty average build, maybe slightly on the slender side. I'm really tall.. I'm not an airhead...I'm a theoretical/analytical biochemist.
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>>24365094
>theoretical/analytical biochemist
Well, fuck the life sciences because my mind doesn't work that way, but it's pretty bad-ass that you're in the STEM field.

Degree in physics here.
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>>24365094
Mhm
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>>24363780
I assume I'd like to fuck you. You're cute
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>>24364627
Would like to be most knowledgeable guy in the room, and is smart, but does not know about many things. Continues to talk about these things anyways.
>>24364496
Same guy? Yes, same guy.
>>24364383
Still a bit self-conscious but powering through it!
>>24364343
A bit lost and not sure what direction to point toward.
>>24364323
Trying really hard at something, and then missing badly. It takes more than one try for most.
>>24364277
Likes/wants to be open but doesn't allow it always. It backfires? Past incident makes it difficult.
>>24364207
Experience is good, but not everything has to be first hand or bad to be meaningful.
>>24364194
Lots of shame but you're taking ownership of it.

These are getting more weird but I'm going to just type what I'm feeling.
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>>24365142
Likes channeling her inner Rachel Maddow.
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>>24365142
>Experience is good, but not everything has to be first hand or bad to be meaningful.

That one just fucked me up a little bit too much anon.

I think I should go to bed.
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>>24365168
Haha, was that one even about you?
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>>24364179
Lots of intrusive thoughts.
>>24364177
Recreated yourself
>>24364163
Wants affirmation, but that's pretty standard. More standard than is acceptable to you.
>>24364129
Almost content but will need to reevaluate things soon.
>>24364036
Slightly angry, trying to hide it.
>>24363942
Extremely happy, but trying to hide it.
>>24363840
Wanted and is often expected to be something she's not and is ashamed for it.
>>24363836
Will do many things as means to an end.

Rachel Maddow-ing in full force with my glasses.
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>>24365191
Yeah, my ID just changes because of the nature of my wifi.

Like seriously, I place way too much stock in the validity of ideals and opinions, and how that shit can come from adversity, or if you don't have concrete events in your life, it's hard to validate feeling a certain way.

Just fucked me up a bit is all.
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>>24365198
Ha! Hey, for what it's worth, I think Rachel Maddow's gorgeous. You're not half bad yourself.
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>>24365200
Do you miss the adversity and wish you could go back in order to regain a sense of wisdom and control in midst of chaos?
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>>24365220
Because I think that's supposed to be completely normal.
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>>24363780
trap
>>24363795
a man who knows his way around a mouth operated video game
>>24363797
smells of his moms shampoo at most times
>>24363813
thinks that as long as it's hand jobs and blow jobs ONLY, she's not a slut.
>>24363820
know your way around some shnay
>>24363834
uses snap chat?
>>24363836
pretends that he's a femanon with googled images on 4chan
>>24363840
part asian
>>24363942
Tells REALLY long stories that meander pointlessly, and take forever to get to the point.
>>24364036
you've killed a fuzzy animal just to see how it feels
>>24364129
decent bro, kinda insecure
>>24364163
date me.
>>24364177
rolls dubs on occasion, also native american
>>24364179
high right now
>>24364188
would be a real asshole if you thought that you were good-looking enough to get away with it
>>24364194
10/10
>>24364277
muslim
>>24364323
recently lost a bunch of weight
>>24364343
this is also your passport photo
>>24364383
doesn't realize that she's being hit on
>>24364496
thinks that he's above average intelligence, despite the fact that he's too lazy to rotate a pic
>>24365142
transitioning
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>>24365220
I used to take so much stock in overcoming adversity.

Then I realized all that was doing for me was setting a minimum standard, just to get by, but over-valuing it because I "worked hard" to get there.

But then there's still inherent value in my work ethic, and slowly I improve everyday. But I just feel stagnant sometimes.

Sometimes the little victories back when brought me up so much, I want that again.
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>>24365210
Thanks :)
I really prefer to where my contacts though.
Having things hanging around my face and head is not a feeling I like. Hence the short hair I guess, haha.
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>>24365253
That makes sense, and I know that glasses tend to obscure important parts of the field of vision.

They do look amazing on you, though.
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>>24365247
Has a sexual complex of some sort but has not figured out how to deal with it in a completely direct manner. Turns to the indirect and un-meaningful.
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>>24365252
I'm no expert in life after adversity, but I can tell you that there's no shame in finding your life's cheerleaders if that has any meaning for you. You're right, just because something was difficult does not make it inherently better or more profound. It doesn't have to, anyway. Don't shy from what is perceived weakness. Find contentedness, don't chase happiness.
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>>24365247
goes to a lot of concerts, does not like his current job
>>24365198
reads a lot, people are not able to keep up with you in conversations and make you feel misunderstood
>>24364627
cut himself at one point in his life, feels down in the dumps often
>>24364383
talks behind people's back, knows a lot about fashion
>>24364343
unhappy, hangs around with his friends but doesnt feel like belongs
>>24364323
always has kind advise for everyone but just stopped wearing fedoras
>>24364277
studies architecture, a bit lazy and introverted
>>24364207
I feel like youre the kind of guy who pays girls a lot of compliments but gets really mean when they turn you down
>>24364194
diaper fetish?
>>24364179
his father pays for everything, owns a yacht and too many khakis
>>24364177
really into makeup and contouring and all that beauty stuff
>>24364163
studies art, but is actually not that interested in it
>>24364129
is currenty traveling around the world with his mom
>>24364036
has anger issues, cynical, hides it behind sarcasm
>>24363942
very serious, thinks about economy and the global warming and the effects on humanity
>>24363840
slightly arrogant, smiles rarely, binges netflix series religiously
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>>24365349
studies psychology
>>24365247
music, gym or manual labour
>>24365198
anxious
>>24364627
fun and love
>>24364496
studies law or economy
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>>24365349
Holds true self back, feels like they can achieve more through small self-denials.
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>>24365377
>Anxious
Oh, what gave me away?
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>>24365377
so cute
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>>24365385
Not him, but you look like you have to tell yourself to be brave and psych yourself up to go anywhere where there are going to be a lot of people. Not sure what it is, but something in your eyes, maybe.
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>>24365398
Eyes are mirrors to the soul and I have very large eyes, haha.

I think what I have is easy to recognize in physical features around the eyes, since the skin is so delicate there and is easily effected.
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>>24365377
thinking about it desu, so good guess
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>>24365413
I'm about to ditch my computer for the night by I've got my phone. Any chance you'd e-mail me if I dropped a throwaway?
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>>24365378
not bad
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>>24365432
Sorry, but no. Maybe ask me again if you come back and see me around.
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>>24365440
Fair play. I do hope to see you around sometime. You're seriously one hell of a beautiful woman.
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>>24365385
hm you look at the cam like a scared animal and seem tense....relax. are you a trap? maybe it has to do with that?
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>>24363780
cries alot
>>24363795
gay. but not ashamed
>>24363797
"i like metal"
>>24363813
squeaky voice
>>24363820
tight pussy
>>24363834
you were in band
>>24363836
i know about your secret tumblr
>>24363840
sad
>>24363942
snarky aint ya?
>>24364036
you play a flute/something
>>24364129
you have a good job
>>24364163
you smoke
>>24364177
fat
>>24364179
runescape player
>>24364188
military?
>>24364194
wants to fuck all the time
>>24364277
you work labor
>>24364323
you did good in school
>>24364343
youre a bit of a drinker
>>24364383
you drive a saturn
>>24364627
depressed
>>24365247
southern boy
>>24365349
you have to be too nice. like so nice you get stepped on a lot
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>>24365446
Thanks. Next time put your face to your post.
>>24365447
Haha, people can always recognize the look but never the underlying cause. Any other guesses?
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>>24365472
Can be clever but not as clever as you think you can be.
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>>24365491
thats probably fair
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>>24365472
gives about 1 shit per day then you're out
>>24365377
is learning how to be attractive without hair
>>24365349
listens to folk, plays ukulele
>>24365247
owns a leather jacket that's too small
>>24365198
you have a lot of plants around your house that you talk about too often
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>>24365528
Nope! I do have cacti but they're outside and I don't talk about them.

Self-aware to a fault, tinge of narcissism.
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>>24365545
gotcha lol. yeah i'm self conscious enough to bum myself out constantly. try to stay humble these days but i do have a little leak through now and then.
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Le meme
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>>24364663
>>24364663

You seem like a good guy anon. Take care of yourself, don't let anyone give you shit for doing what you do. Being a nurse in the army is a fine career. Once you get out of the military you will have options. It's good you are putting that brain to use doing something in healthcare as opposed to being one of those stupid faggots in infantry because they saw too many movies. Think about med school when you get out of the army. You will have relevant work experience in healthcare and a lot of nurses switch over to medicine to become MD's. Looking at you, you just look like you would make a great doctor. I recommend you to read "A Country Doctor's Notebook" by Mikhail Bulgakov. It is one of my favourite books (just a collection of short stories from when he was practicing medicine in rural Russia).
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>>24365611
normal Asian student. likes ping pong
>>24365577
looks like a military guy but is soft inside
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>>24365349
I can guarantee this person is a whore of some type.
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Hello
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>>24363820
thinks that theyre not retarded for continuously posting this picture of someone that isnt them
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>>24365528
Both! Listen to folk and play the uke
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>>24365953
You play wow amd watch anime
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I think your assumptions about me will be inaccurate, curious nonetheless.

>>24365958
I think that was aimed at me before I deleted my post (pic wrong way round) - anyway, no.
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>>24363780
Those eyes are beautiful!
Is there a way to contact you?
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>>24365472
Just finished masturbating.
>>24365528
Is very tired.
>>24365577
All he does is win win win no matter what.
>>24365611
Surprised to learn Ramen noodles are a 'college' thing.
>>24365848
Irony is the excuse he makes for his Haruhi Suzumiya drawing, but he drew it for far more genuine reasons.
>>24365860
Is gonna build a wall and get Mexico to pay for it.
>>24365966
UFO COMMANDER WE ARE THE FUTURE
>>24366018
Assumes far too much about the benefits of being another year older.
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>>24365349
You look like you enjoy farting under a blanket and then pulling it over a boys head
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>>24366366
wow thats quite a specific assumption kek
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>>24366018
Bi
>>24365966
Dork
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>>24363780
Depressed, sorry.
>>24363795
Kinda nerdy, helps people out with games and computers.
>>24363797
Chill guy, steals lighters.
>>24363813
I feel like you boast a lot, don't really know why.
>>24363820
You get bored easily.
>>24363834
Owns or know someone who owns a llama
>>24363836
I don't know but you're cute.
>>24363840
Fun to party with but always want's to party
>>24363942
Considered joining the army, instead just stuck to camping and Business.
>>24364036
Socially awkward?
>>24364163
You argue with people a lot and own more manga's than most weebs.
>>24364179
I don't really know.
>>24364188
Can cook really well but doesn't cook for anyone else
>>24364194
I...is that a diaper?
>>24364323
Probably really friendly
>>24364343
Prefers to bike over drive
>>24364383
Blunt
>>24364627
...Thinks fedora's are cool
Does drama
>>24365142
Collects coupons and has two Swedish bank accounts
>>24365247
Hangs out with people way younger than him
>>24365349
Again, same as before, you probably know some really dark shit.
>>24365377
Had a good idea prior to taking this picture
>>24365472
Builder or actor
>>24365528
Has built a mud hut
>>24366167
Chill guy.
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>>24365198 could give some killer book recommendations
>>24365349 loves dogs, weed
>>24365377 kinda into philosophy, very into metal
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>>24366381
Cries after ejaculating.
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>>24363780
i assume you'd turn down my offer for sexty times. you're cute af

>>24363795
places ads in cl mfm looking to choke on bbc

>>24363813
very clean butthole and doesn't mind a tongue in it

>>24364163
blowjob on the first date

>>24364194
panties smell slightly of pee

>>24364383
does not impress easily, great sense of humor, decent vocabulary, 10/10 bod

>>24364627
mtf, works at dairy queen, posts in /shg/

>>24365528
ISIS recruit, secretly planning major catastrophe on us soil

>>24365611
flies into a rage when people ask if you're korean

>>24365860
has a huge dick (post dick bruh)

>>24366491
clinically depressed

>>24366505
kek'd
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>>24363851
Nah i just picked up a grass shit i found in FL and used that as a wig coz #shitsandgiggles
>>24364036
Aha! I got no problem, but u got 2 coz your assumptions are shiiit
>>24364136
Ah i knew it was one of the extremes, guess i fucked up. Mb a rly wimpy 'this isnt like call of duty..' marine
>>24364163
I'M NOT QUIETT, SEE I'M SHOUTING
>>24364179
Aha no I don't hv any but looks like u cld have a couple..
>>24364188
Escargot is my favrite food
>>24364323
Aha! I'm from Europe but otherwise yh 100
>>24364343
...Shup I am artsy
>>24364509
That's. All. True. whaat?
>>24365198
Interesting.. but no, I've set the expectation bar pretty accurate
>>24365247
Wat, no!
>>24365349
I smile a lott during oitnb, weeds, Bojack, F is for Family, Master of none, Sense 8, Narcos, Flaked.. actuly so, you're so wrong
>>24365472
:'(
>>24366472
Yeah prtty much.. kudos
>>
>>24366751
>>24366013
>>24365106
didn't expect to receive those comments, both surprising and degrading
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>>24366751
>>24364627
you think i'm mtf trans. didn't expect that one.

why done you make that assumption.
also worked at an In and Out once, if that applies.
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>>24367620
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>>24367681
my second tiem here
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>>24367923
interesting

I was born yesterday and what is all this
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>>24368039
Kind of childish, yet funny guy.
>>24365349
Kinda popular, enjoys what she does, has some kind of job.
>>24365198
The kind of friend that holds you back a second before you fuck up.
>>24364277
Quite a fatherly figure, but sometimes a dick .
>>
Assuming the m/f ratio on 4chan is 99/1.
Assuming this thread is filled with RPing faggots.
Assuming direct Control.
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>>24363780
You r so beautiful
We should procreate
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>>24364163
You have bisexual fantasies and a really bad taste in man
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>>24363780
You finger your pussy 5 times a week. It's your second job.
>>24363795
You think you're smart, and you may be.
>>24363797
"I play guitar for some garage band"
>>24363813
"I wish I was the slut I wish I could be"
>>24363820
"I want to live up to my older sister at how many men I fuck"
>>24363834
"I only listen to music released on record"
>>24363836
"I take strong, angled photos because I hate myself."
>>24363840
"I'm boring"
>>24363942
"Love me because I visit places with lots of buildings"
>>24364036
"I beat my meat because I want to. I love every aspect of masturbation"
>>24364129
"I like to show off where I go on vacation to feel succesful"
>>24364163
"I wear this shit to feel unique. In reality I'm not. I'm just like every other skank"
>>24364177
"I'm a fat bitch"
>>24364179
"I actually look good and others agree"
>>24364188
"I'm a hipster that takes pictures of a cheap dinner/lunch"
>>24364194
"I try to jail men"
>>24364277
"I'm the only normal person here"
>>24364323
"My fingers are fat"
>>24364383
"I'm a normal woman looking for a successful partner"
>>24364627
"I like wear this hat because Im a fagit"
>>24365142
"I don't wear makeup for a "reason".
>>
>>24368535
Actually two children
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>>24363780
Trap
>>24363795
You used to be/still are a little bitchy
>>24363797
Marry go round, round and round
>>24363813
I can see you regretting the first person you've dated
>>24363820
Sucky sucky 5 dolla
>>24363834
Step the fuck back, your real??
>>24363836
Your look like my cousin.... She's looks like a rat when facing the cam
>>24363840
When I see you that stupid radio song plays in my head "ima boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.."
>>24363942
Look at me, don't look at me.... What do you want from me??
>>24364036
I will pose my hardest to get good reviews ~smiles after pic~
>>24364129
Caillou was my hero
>>24364163
"that's right suck my clit like the lastly little slut you are"
>>24364177
I will only show face because I'm undo cure about what people will say of my body
>>24364179
"fuck with me I hurt you"
~cries on the inside~
>>24364188
You know what you show food I like food, your good people man good people
>>24364194
"Fuck you I'm queen, but still treat me like baby, pls"
>>24364277
To school for cool
>>24364323
"MWAHAHA I EAT YOU, GET IN ME BELLY"
>>24364343
"yo what's that?"
"what's what bro"
"oh nothing bro"
"wait... Who are you talking to bro...
We are me bro" mind=blown
>>24364383
Dude:"hey wha-
Her:"I have a boyfriend"
>>24364496
Ehh
>>24364627
I'm chillin inside with my hat that I'm wearing wrong because I'm like that... Yeah
>>24365142
~sniff~ ~sniff~.... Chicken?? CHICKEN!!
>>24365198
ANNDDD CHESSSEE
>>24365247
"I'm going to show you fuckers how it is done"
>>24365349
.. Idk
>>24365377
"touch me head I'm smooth you feel... You feellll mmmm"
>>24365472
Shitfies are the best fies
>>24365528
See that water... My water... Mine e.e
>>24365577
"old enough to pee old enough for me"
>>24365611
Randoms: yo so we got noodles
Him: ~ peeks his head out the corner room from down the hall~ I heard noodles
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>>24369587
Do you get out of your house much. You look like Biebers retarded cousin
>>
>>24369815
No I stay locked in the basement where I swallowed the key so that way the government doesn't find me in my enclosed location, plus I got cookies, a black light, girls on call, and all the lucy and Jane I need
>>
>>24369612
Not your pic, because you're actually a dude downloading pics onto his phone and uploading them
>>
>>24369821
Introverted and self loathing, that's why you lie about having drugs and women on soc
>>
>>24369827
Well the only thing that was a lie was being in a basement, I don't have one but I got an attic
>>
>>24363780
You secretly want to marry me and have four children who get taken away from us by child protective services workers. Then we murder them
>>
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>>24369587
always look older than your peers
>>24368837
has a well paid job
>>24366491
smokes weed every day
>>24366472
dislikes confrontation
>>24366167
pc gamer
>>24365528
likes craft beer
>>
>>24369815
holy fuck

>>24370092
Loves films, doesn't genre discriminate except for horror. Doesn't do horror well

>>24368837
Funny pseudo>>24368535
-highclass

>>24368535
Real name is Vincent Adultman

>>24368039
A Proud Man-child>>24366491
who will never grow old


>>24366491
Used to be a little standoffish but now is overly friendly

>>24366472
Doesn't believe it's not butter
>>
>>24370494
I can't believe I fucked the formatting this terribly
>>
>>24370092
>anime posters

virgin
>>
>>24370506
You guessed it.
>>
>>24367620
>degrading
seriously?
i promise i'd degrade you in the nicest way possible?
>>
>>24367620
>>24367923
Still surprised or will you actually reply?
>>
>>24370760
You've been catfished, newfag.
>>
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This'll be easy.
>yes she's a million levels above mine, oh well
>>
>>24370923
nigger rapist/kidnapper and latest victim
>>
>>24370923
You got picked on as a kid
>>
>>24368837
Would love to look way less innocent than he does.
>>24369587
Is keeping a secret, has a kink rather acceptable, yet uncommon.
>>24369612
Mostly shy, but has a lot going through her mind.
>>24370092
Wanted to be a musician, kept the looks but studies something different.
>>24370923
Really wants to look serious, but is rather funny-silly.
>>
courious about my first impression
also, would you guess my age?
>>
>>24372006
Likes metal, nice guy to meet, light convos, about 23-25
>>
>>24363780
I love your face, I fucking love it
Gosh I wish you were you
>>
>>24364501
I have the same .. Anxiety disorder
>>
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>>24365349
Good in bed kind in life
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>>24372413
I'm 23, I guess I dont look young anyomore haha
ty or the guess, I'll assume about you too

>>24368535
Probably works in something law oriented. lawyer?
Nice to people, don't like to be rude but isn't fooled easily.
Around 30 yo?
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>>24372842
into degradation
>>24372006
25. 0 confidence till college.
>>
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This will be interesting
>>
>>24373792
so you think I had no confidence in the past but now I'm different. Interesting.
I don't think my problems where confidence related but yes, I have a changed my mindset.

About you:
I assume you are the kind of person who you either love or hate, knows what he wants and goes for it.
>>
>>24363813
:o
10/10
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>>24374040
Obv depressed and emo
>>
>>24363780
Hey can i get your skype or something?
or add me using: Red Pill 505
>>
>>24374384
No way
She's mine.
>>
>>24363797
Jacob deGrom/Blake Anderson
>>
>>24373785
>>24373841
Well, we're (almost) the same age, but having short hair and suiting up ends in me looking way older xD Also, I'm not in Laws but Literature
>>
>>24373841
Sorry, tagged you by mistake, but now that I'm here...
Likes bowling and drinking, friendly, does not go out much, but enjoys it when it happens.
>>
>>24374040
"That coffee was definitely dissappointing"
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>>24363780
idk why but I feel like your voice is the kind that's always shaky and sound like you're on the verge of tears, other than that probably cool
>>24363797
you like metal, probably
>>24363813
probably always smiling even when it doesn't really make sense
>>24364036
european, but idk where because murica
>>24364188
appears bro-ish but is actually chill af
>>24364194
>that'smyfetish
>>24364323
self conscious about weight but desu bro you look fine
>>24365198
holy androgynous, probably has strong opinions on feminism/other hot social issues
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