assumptions_thread

>>24355671
You have no friends whatsoever.

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>>24355671
Good at maths

>>24355681
that's_a_pretty_mean_assumption._fortunately_it's_false._However_my_shitty_backwater_community_town_is_full_of_scum_who_I_don't_hang_around_with._

>>24355695
So I was right.

>>24355694
Village bike

>>24355694
aha,_funny_assumption._Ironically_maths_is_my_worst_subject._I'm_literally_the_best_in_the_arts_however._A*s_for_English,_history,_film_studies_etc

>>24355697
no,_you_were_wrong._I_have_friends._There_are_also_people_I_choose_not-to_associate_with,_they_are_lower_than_me,_etc

>>24355694
agreed._the_village_bike_for_all_the_chavs._probably_from_Burnley_or_some_shit

what's with this weirdo who wants to make posts of his mp3 tags from 2003?

>>24355694
Has an STI

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>>24355708
what?_what_what?_mp3_tags_from_2003??_what_whaaa?_I_wish_I_was_on_whatever_yo>>24355708
ve_taken._unfortunately_I'm_not

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>>24356193
Likes when women call him artsy, so therefor tries his hardest to do so.
>>24355671
Cancerous typing format.
>>24355694
Didn't date nerds while growing up, but now that you see how successful they are, you seek them out like a shark with blood filling its nostrils.

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>>24355671

Collects Lego models.

>>24355694

Writes poetry in her diary she will never read anyone.

>>24356193

Listens to water running to go to sleep.

>>24356223
That guy was a little salty when you touched his car.

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>>24356212
is_a_truly_beautiful_man._you_give_off_an_aura_of_perfection_like_no_other._you..are..AESTHETIC

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>>24356223
you_wished_you_owned_that_car_but_you_couldn't_afford_one_in_a_million_years._either_still_lives_with_parents_or_did_late_into_his_adult_life._the_guy_who_owned_that_car_probably_didn't_like_it_when_you_touched_it._false_assumption_btw,_although_I_was_into_lego_when_I_was_younger

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>>24356223
Lives in the Midwest

>>24356212
Probably takes computer science classes

>>24356193
Draws inspiration from schizophrenia and calls it "deep"

>>24355694
PSLs

>>24355671
Legitimately autistic

>>24356284
Nope. But I know what computers are, in some fashion.

Has been used by men before.

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>>24356284

has a bong next to her computer

>>24356284
I_find_it_highly_amusing_that_you_call_me_autistic._I_have_never_been_diagnosed_as_an_autisto._have_you_even_looked_at_yourself_you_kike_nosed_sperg?

>>24356319
Actually it's a pipe shaped like a fish

>>24355694
Keara?

>>24356340
Heretic scum.

Ayo 727 what uuuuuuupp

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>>24355671
You've shopped at Holister before, but felt out of place and never wore the clothes you bought.
>>24355694
You think randomly singing at times is "cute".
>>24356193
You spend a lot more time in your room than you'd like to admit.
>>24356212
Works as a firefighter or police officer
>>24356223
You consider Kurt Cobain an artistic genius.
>>24356284
You were in Beta club in High School.
>>24356319
You took one drama class in college, really enjoyed it, but never followed up.

>>24356453
Used to.

You don't really know what you want to study, or who you want to be yet.

>>24356453
haha,_weird_you_say_that._I_actually_buy_the_majority_of_my_clothes_at_Hollister._I'm_good_looking_so_I_generally_fit_in_unlike_soe_of_the_people_there

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>>24355671
autistic but calls himself quirky
>>24355694
desperate to be the most attractive person in the room
>>24356193
"artsy"
>>24356212
engineer
>>24356223
wants to learn to play the guitar
>>24356284
sings
>>24356319
studying computer science
>>24356453
mainly going to college for social experience

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>>24355671
doesn't have a spacebar

>>24356212
works IT

>>24356284
stoner

>>24356319
also works IT

>>24356594
uni student, STEM major of some sort

>>24355694
Not good at math, you exercise a lot and you like to eat in small portions

>>24356453
You like to outsmart people

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>>24355671
Closed in. Doesn't have much to say.
>>24355694
Works out regularly and is insecure but has no reason to be.
>>24356212
Drinks Gatorade and lives a pretty depressing life.
>>24356223
Is close with his father
>>24356319
Struggles tremendously when it comes to woman
>>24356453
Is a 2am booty call for 3 different men
>>24356594
Lost his hair senior hair. So did your dad and brother.
>>24356718
Just sad
>>24356761
Wants to blow something/someone up.

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>>24356841
Low self esteem
>>24356761
Quiet
>>24356594
Tries to be known as the funny guy

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>>24356881
likes to try new resturants right after they open
>>24356841
likes monochromatic color scheme
>>24356718
likes bar food
>>24356594
was in rotc

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>>24356594
You go to a state uni and are on a sports team. But a lowkey sport like golf.

>>24356718
STEM major. You're that guy who almost gets laid at every party but always drops the ball on the end.

>>24356761
You own a truck and your two favorite things are NASCAR and fishing.

>>24356841
You're a deeply repressed homosexual.

>>24356881
You wish you owned a motercycle but csnt afford one. Whisky is your go to drink.

>>24356897
You work in a bar or as a waitress. You hate your job/life.

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>>24356453
is in really good shape
>>24356594
is good with guns
>>24356718
drinks a lot
>>24356881
likes to pick up girls at the bar
>>24356897
depressed and has trouble sleeping
>>24356922
wore his sunglasses too long

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>>24356841
is on /soc/ way too much
>>24356881
knows he's one of the few that rocks a bald head
>>24356897
has had suicidal thoughts
>>24356922
always forgets to put sunscreen on his nose
>>24356948
practices his "smoulder" in the mirror
>>24356718
super nice guy that gets ignored by women his age because he's a super nice guy
>>24356594
girls pet his head often
>>24356453
has gotten black out drunk a few too many times for comfort
>>24356319
watches anime or listens to kpop
>>24356284
goes hunting
>>24355694
has an IG with a lot of followers