Assumptions thread

paedophile

>>24350480
You often sniff your sisters underwear

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>>24350673
have criminal charges
>>24350790
is on a fitness regiment
>>24350480
have lots of jokes in his sleeve

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>>24350673
Degenerate
>>24350480
Cool guy

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>>24350995
in the bald club with me
>>24350866
likes to write
>>24350790
looking for a job
>>24350480
knowts IT stuff
>>24350673
feels lost
>>24350480

>>24350480
posts on /r9k/
>>24350673
posts on /fa/
>>24350790
posts on /a/
>>24350866
posts on /cgl/
>>24350995
posts on /pol/
>>24351024
posts on /b/

>>24351031
cooks vegan

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>>24350480
You do your best to never start trouble or be to aggressive
>>24350673
You hold what could be considered "extreme" political views.
>>24350790
You worry a lot about self-improvement
>>24350866
You read a lot of poetry, but still less than you say you read.
>>24350995
You've at times lost track of when you're being ironic or sincere.
>>24351024
You played soccer in high school.
>>24351031
You frequently use the term "fuckboy"

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Assume the worst

>>24351176
shops at baby gap.

>>24351195
changes filenames but still can't come up with a believable one.

>>24351214
meaning? I took it from my instagram.

>>24351224
>meaning?
that exact pic was posted in a different thread with a 4chan filename until I pointed out it was a 4chan filename then it was deleted soon after.

>>24351244
yea i changed it because anyone could have used the number to find my insta. Why ur panties in a wad m8?

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>>24350480
Cool guy
>>24350673
Look like eliot rodgers kinda
>>24350790
Look like a friend who is in the navy
>>24350866
Crazy. Coloured hair throws me off.
>>24351024
I see you on /fit sometimes lol.
>>24351195
Kinda look like the amazing athiest.
>>24351262
Cool normal guy.

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>>24351262
likes old school movies, reads a lot of science fiction
>>24351195
bad cook, but good company
>>24351176
you are very proud of your...feminity
>>24351031
goes out a lot, consumes drugs occasionally
>>24351024
thinks too much, has sleeping problems
>>24350995
loves sushi, feels lonely often
>>24350790
cant appreciate the good things in life without someone by his side
>>24350673
smokes a lot of cigarettes, is picky who to let into his life
>>24350480
anime fan, needs a good friend

>>24351301
*femininity

>>24351311
listens to folk music and likes beer

>>24351262
smokes weed
>>24351269
smokes crack
>>24351301
superficially friendly, but a genuine psychopath. this is an observation, not assumption.
>>24351311
smokes dick

>>24351269
daydreamer, likes to spend time in solitude

>>24351327
well being called a psychopath is new to meckek
thanks for the great observation

>>24351301
>likes old school movies, reads a lot of science fiction

i actually love horror, but youre pretty close

>>24351327
>Smokes weed

meh, overrated, i prefer mescaline and shrooms

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>>24350480
Smokes a bit of weed. Works in a hospital or carehome?

>>24351334
do you also wear the skins of your victims after killing and eating them?
>>24351342
i wish i still had that pic from 420chan showing how to get mescaline caps from a cactus you can buy at the store.
>>24351345
kidnapped an Irish midget because you thought it was a leprechaun

>>24351364
...turns out I'm actually from Northern Ireland, so good guess.

>>24351327
Could I ask why you think I smoke crack? What helped you come to that conclusion? It would help me if you told me.
>>24351328
I actually go out a lot oddly. You look like you're short.

>>24351407
correct

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>>24351364
i know i wish i had it too, i got this version i found

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>>24351418
aw shit i do have it, here ya go

>>24351407
don't call me out on these things, senpai.
>>24351421
gotdamn. thanks.

>>24350673
instigates fights at bars and/or clubs
>>24351311
beer snob
>>24351345
prefers anal to vaginal sex

>>24351452
Untrue. The idea of anal disgusts me and makes me wince

>>24351176
>You read a lot of poetry, but still less than you say you read.
yup

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>>24350480
Seems normal, but is actually very depressed

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so?

>>24350866
has daddy issues
>>24351176
Size queen
>>24351301
overly insecure for no reason

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>>24352096
used to wear a jean vest everywhere
>>24351301
wants to get married before youre 25
>>24351269
doesnt like staying at one job too long
>>24351176
has sucked a few dicks
>>24350866
likes thrifting
>>24350790
moved out of parents house at like 17

>>24352198
lmao totally wrong

>>24352198
Never worn a jean vest in my life I'm afraid. Have a friend that definitely fits the bill though.

You look like you went to art school.

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Rup

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>>24353689
When does your best friend's mixtape drop? Also will it be fire?

Do your worst.
>inb4 attention whore because why else would I be here

>>24353694
You look like you come from a broken home.

>>24351301
part time personal chef when i'm not running my winery actually :^)

>>24354379
damn i was pretty off then, sorry man

>>24351195
Previously known as "23"
Started practicing and became obsessed with alchemy
Had two sons with a country girl
Left his sons and feels very guilty about it

>>24351301
I love your hair.

>>24355511
Can't stop eating, but blames her obesity on a thyroid condition instead of laziness. Believes in HAES.

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Just fuck my shit up

>>24355484
thanks <3

>>24357739
Nerd with zero sense of how shit goes around the world. Thinks he's the funniest and coolest kid in the school when is the little whiny bitch everyones hate