Assume thrd

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>>24350046
has important friends

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>>24350046
has a college degree

>>24350046
pothead
>>24350055
has had an abortion

>>24350064
why would you assume something like that?

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>>24350046
You'd rather go to poetry night then a party.
>>24350055
You probably have a disturbing secret.

>>24350077
hey he >>24350085 sees it too

>>24350085
has tasted cum

>>24350108
well I can tell you that I haven't had an abortion, that's not my secret

>>24350124
did you kill somebody? or maybe a pet? you seem murdery

>>24350126
no, I love animals

>>24350055
Like to suck cocks. Did this his own father
>>24350046
Stimulate his prostate with a toothbrush >>24350085
Virgin. Faps to traps often

>>24350155
I sucked off my father? naaah

>>24350046
A bit arrogant
>>24350055
Had sex with bestfriend
>>24350085
Spend more time behind pc then the real world

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>>24350085
still listens to Green Day
>>24350055
played a team sport - soccer or rugby?
>>24350046
STEM major

>>24350229
has at least 2 mental disorders, not on meds

>>24350155
Kek, how'd you know?
>>24350229
They do have a few good songs...
>>24350108
>sees it too
I came here to be mildly entertained, not to be thrown under a bus.
>>24350193
True
>>24350237
You work out purely for narcissistic reasons.
>>24350229
Watches anime religiously.

>>24350237
atheist

>>24350269
it's warm under the bus, you'll like it

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>>24350237
lifts

>>24350229
guitarist

>>24350085
plays minecraft

>>24350055
shy

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I went a bit overboard desu. Sorry in advance, my minds a bit fucked.

>>24350046
Loser in high-school, started working out senior year and made lots of friends in college where you did engineering. Has zero non straight or cis friends but not noticeably prejudice.

>>24350055
Rich parents. Interested in social justice but haven't really done much about it. Studied liberal arts. Socially awkward and has never had decent sex despite being attractive and receiving a lot of interest.

>>24350085
Being a "gammer" is the main part of your identity. Currently in a state school for and struggling at a difficult STEM degree.

>>24350229
Likes to be thought of as a healthy mix of artsy and bro. You can crush brews at a party and break out the acoustic guitar for some Bon Iver covers later on.

>>24350237
Possibly not a real picture of you. I mean, it's god.jpg

>>24350298
Watches sissy porn but still think's their a straight cis male. Have a decent amount of friends but not close with any of them.

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>>24350298
Auditioned for something and failed

>>24350326
Was a bully in school

>>24350326
Degenerate

>>24350326
Haven't really "game'd" in years.
You have had/are currently going though an identity crisis.
>>24350298
Fuck no.
You've argued over mario
>>24350281
Oh then by all means after you, m'lady.

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>>24350339
expressive personality
>>24350326
creates fascinating art or poems
>>24350298
owns vintage consoles
>>24350237
needs god and workout to feel balanced
>>24350229
has artistic ambitions. bi
>>24350085
still feels like a teen

>>24350326
totally the opposite of that

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>>24350606
very private person
>>24350326
you need sadness now and then
>>24350298
feels out of place
>>24350237
actually really insecure about his look
>>24350229
would not hesitate to pose for model pics
>>24350085
waiting for better times
>>24350055
smart, good at maths
>>24350046
kinda forced himself to go out that night

>>24350077
filter pics = something to hide/broken inside

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>renovating house
>I keep finding myself on pintrest and /r/roomporn
This adult thing sucks

>>24351373
Kinda popular, hates the popular people.
>>24350606
You've gone to a renaissance fair before?
>>24350339
Got hooked on WoW on launch day.
>>24350326
Lives on the West coast. Has seen some shit.
>>24350298
Are you like 15? You play soccer and tried rugby once.
>>24350229
Has gone through many rock music phases.

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>>24352288
i havent seen you in a while
>>24351373
has divorced parents and clearly favors one more than the other
>>24350326
you're a complicated person and have a professionally diagnosed mental illness
>>24350298
you have literally no idea which direction to take in life
>>24350229
used to have longer hair, cut it, regretted it, and now growing it back out

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>>24350046
Likes to bike
>>24350055
Has a lot of fake friends
>>24350085
Plays video games
>>24350229
Drives a Volkswagen Bus
>>24350237
Takes it up the ass
>>24350298
Likes to read
>>24350326
Bad relationship with parents
>>24350339
Has killed someone
>>24350606
STEM major
>>24351373
Shy/secretive about personal life
>>24352288
Lives alone
>>24352316
Has one really good friend that you always hang out with

>>24352288
I thought you left this place years ago. Also you're huge, good for you

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>>24350055
You're real sweet?
>>24350326
Has done crack/heroine. Sorry. Could be beautiful, get your act together please
>>24351373
I want to study with you, smash, then get 80% on the midterm. That type of girl
>>24352316
meh

>>24352345
Not at the moment but I just bought a house and have been slaving away at redoing it after work for the past few weeks.

I want to guess you're Canadian. Maybe even Alaskan. Flannel don't crack.
>>24352316
Hey, long time no see. What have you been up to?

>>24352316
Darken your hair, the blonde washes you out and makes you look older and tired.

>>24352345
you're artistically talented
>>24352355
doesnt tip waiters/waitresses
>>24352360
buying a house is exciting, it's nice to hear that you're doing good. i'm the same as always haha
>>24352361
i am old and tired
but i've had dark hair in the past, i'm just switching it up right now

>>24352354
Thanks, and I stop by and post once in a while. Most of the time it seems like its these types of threads.

I can't tell from your posts so, who are you?

>>24352377

Yeah I don't. That's pretty racistly accurate of you

Then again you've definitely spent time as a waitress

>>24352387
i dont know what race is stereotyped as non tippers, you just seem douchey
and no i've never been a waitress, although i dont see how being one would be an insult

>>24352417
ha

>>24352417
Chill, it's just banter, not insults

I still wouldn't tip you. Nice lips though

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>>24352377
Yeah it's been fun, but I underestimated how much work it can be and how quickly I could eat up half my budget. At least my dog has been having fun rolling in the dirt.

Same in a good way I hope.

>>24352316
>>24351373
let it snow
let its now
le tits now

>>24352441
into kinky play
>>24352355
likes dicks
>>24352345
likes camping
>>24352316
avril lavinges sister
>>24352288
nope. you like sports agains stress

>>24352739
Who is Sean Connery?

Umm, lets finish it up. Old men that can still bang 18 year-olds for 2000, Alex.

>>24352441
Is a cat, I'm onto you pussy.
>>24352355
Designer
>>24352345
Probably was a prospect but dropped out of academia along the way
>>24352316
Over-hypes drugs
>>24352288
Gives off a bad first impression but is a good guy
>>24351373
Probably know's how to kill you in five ways with a rubber band.
>>24350606
Is addicted to this thread
>>24350339
Probably in a high paying job and is very strict/disciplined day to day

>>24353655
What kind of bad impression do I give off?
>>24353502
Yep, a lot better than any med they've ever put me on

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>>24350046
succesful
>>24350055
wealthy
>>24350085
plays league
>>24350229
plays guitar and smashes puss
>>24350298
played soccer
>>24350326
slut
>>24350606
engineer
>>24351373
loves to read
>>24352288
lifts to fill the void
>>24352316
has smoked weed a few times and think that makes you a party animal
>>24352345
outdoorsy
>>24352355
very argumentative

>>24352355
are you asking me or yourself?

>>24354803
>>24352288
oh boy, what's your issue, may I ask? I am curious

>>24352288
btw are you the guy with muscular legs who cut himself?

>>24355032
If you mean a couple of years ago, I did a little during a rough patch.
>>24355022
I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder 5-6 years ago, so I've been through a lot of different SSRI's and SNRI's. Truth be told, I think it's bipolarism but I can't really argue with a doctor when it's not my field.

On top of that though, I was diagnosed with ADD and mayoclonic epilepsy. The epilepsy is treated with a very high dose of what is actually a powerful mood stabilizer and I used to be prescribed amphetamines.

Between all of that, I think it was making my depression/bipolarism a bit worse. These days I'm only on the anti-seizure medication and exercise seems to help ease the depression.
>>24354871
Not sure why but you seem like the type of person that plays/played tennis or squash competitively.