Time for another Florida thread.

Living in Florida is suffering :(

22/M/954 here, tfw not gay but seems like the only people in the area are gay guys looking to smoke and fuck

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Also, OP here:
19, nearly 20
Male
Bisexual, versatile/switch
954, west of Fort Lauderdale
deepbluemistake at gmail (dot com of course)
I have hobbies, I like to hike, swim, play card/board/vidya/computer games, do computer things (programming and sysadminning), and more. Sex and cuddles are fun too.

>>24342438
Yeah, too many drug addicts here. It sucks.

18/M/407(Orlando)
Kik: PachkaSigaret
Skype: rallyx352
Lonely human fresh out of high school with nothing to do but lift boxes as my occupation and video games and guitar as my hobbies.

>>24342433
Livin in that monsoon zone

Today was so fucking hot i wanted to end it all

>>24342451
>Smoking
>Drug addicts

Unless they mean crack, meth or cigarettes, you just made yourself look foolish.

ALSO an 18 year old guy added me on Kik looking to be a live-in sex slave. I had to block him because I don't know how to tell him I'm poor. Someone rich please adopt this little faggot and please don't kill him.

>>24342433
>>>24342451
>>Smoking
>>Drug addicts
>
>Unless they mean crack, meth or cigarettes, you just made yourself look foolish.
>
>ALSO an 18 year old guy added me on Kik looking to be a live-in sex slave. I had to block him because I don't know how to tell him I'm poor. Someone rich please adopt this little faggot and please don't kill him.

Not me, just FYI.

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So my gf and I got a hotel room in Kendall Florida because we were going to have a threesome but the chick ended up flaking.
Are there any girls on here who would be interested? Tonight only
M 23 F 24
Kik: cooldude1784
305 Kendall area

Pic related. It's my gf.

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m
bi
18
lakeland
kik:awesomeman2388

>>24342433
Ayyyyeee time to not get any replies again.

21/M/Pan
Living in 305, Miami. Willing to go around tho

Looking mainly for traps and/or trans people (either mtf or ftm, both are adorable to me) to befriend, maybe bang, and hopefully date. Females are definitely also appreciated, but this has been my desire for the past I months. I work at the airport and spend most of my time either Gaming, playing/singing music, or taking photographs of nature.

I like to think I'm a pretty cool guy, understanding and easy to talk to. Hit me up to hang, game, bang, or even just chat.

Kik is Coolranchsempai
Also pic is me

M/23/305 Miami
Just looking to get laid, with a woman.
Relationship of 7 years ended and I couldn't fix it.
Kik JustAnAnon0

Chubby guy in Talley here, 26.

Any traps ? Kik noles.chris

Text me some titties and/or Pokémon
306-2419369

22/M/Miami

I moved here nearly a month ago and I don't know much about the place still.

Any couples in the 813 area looking for a mfm 3way

Kik is iliketohangout

19/M/ 813 Tampa-ish, straight

Looking for hook up, maybe FWB, or casual chill outs. You tell me your intentions though first.

Kik: Mr_getrekt

>>24343443
Shit nigga, this what you needa know
Stay out of Pork n Beans
Stay out of Liberty City
Gas is cheaper in Hialeah. People in Hialeah don't know how to into driving
On NW 79th St, by I-95, if you see a hot girl
It ain't really a girl
Downtown Miami sucks. Expensive as shit
Miami Beach has really fucking expensive gas. And expensive parking. Stay the fuck outta there
Insurance is expensive here.
Basically, life here sucks. Cuban food is good though
Drink a colada sometime. It'll wake yo ass UP.
If you wanna experience a good time, get yourself a steak at a Cuban place with rice n beans. Shit's good
Learn this line
"Bistec de Palomilla con arroz y frijoles"
$10 usually. Never go hungry with that meal

>>24343544
Can confirm all these things.
Also kek

>>24343707
Grew up in this city with my abuelita
Seriously though, fuck Liberty City
Shithole that makes Hell sound good.

Should host a meet up at a cafeteria somewhere sometime.

Bed time though. Fucking exhausted

>>24343544
This post is full of truth. Miami really isn't anything special to be around. Despite living so close, I only visit a little more than twice a year.

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22/M/904
Kik: katsyblues
Bored as hell, really. Just recovering after glowrage. Strangely fun with such a small venue, but I loved it.

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28 / m / 850 pensacola

any nerdy chicks looking for a date, or bros looking for a bar buddy/wingman?
>kik: aid.n.pierce

26/M/Fort Lauderdale

Moved here 8 Mo ago I have no idea what to do in my free time around here and you guys make Miami sound so fun! What's the truth about Fort Lauderdale?

anyone in soflo wanna take me on a Victoria's Secret shopping spree?

>>24346295
I'd accompany you, provided I wasn't working

>>24343544
Also
Only go to the beach early asf unless you want to spend 30 mins looking for parking
Don't just look at the sky, check weather reports
Some gas stations in Hialeah only take cash
Downtown/bayside = homeless heaven
Expect no one to use turn signals
Don't get on the highways 7-9am 4-6pm
If someone in Coconut grove says they'll protect your car while you go out, pay them
Ocean water doesn't protect you from the sun

850 looking for cute teenage females
M 20
Kik: goodmeatythump

>>24343544
>>24346341
Not what I expected in this thread, but all very good advice!

>>24346295
Where in soflo?

>>24346295
Are you expecting us to pay?
>>24346341
I've never once paid anyone to watch my car
Everything else is true

>>24346288
Ft laudy daudy is very fun! What part are you in?

>>24346524
Plantation but my job takes me all over FTL

>>24343016
That's a man baby.

>>24346634
Well desu you gotta go east, las olas is nice, downtown ft lauderdale is nice, wilton manors/oakland park is a good time even though its a heavily gay area.... Beach place is slimey, you can prolly buy some flakka there, but theres some good joints around there like the elbo room

407 here can someone point me to venues with rock, metal bands? Searching online I come up with the big concerts and stuff but I'm looking for small local bands. Doesn't even have to be rock and metal in fact, maybe bands or shows you went to and enjoyed? point me to the music

21/m/954 (Live in Plantation, I work in Hollywood)
Looking for friends to hang out with, drink, smoke
Been living here for almost 4 years and still have no friends
kik: shi.ni

>>24346288
Oh yeah and my KIK is blacktiger137

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28/m/813 straight
I only moved to Florida about a month and a half ago from Chicago and I haven't made any friends yet.
Looking for friends or people to talk with
I like video games, movies, books, used to go for hikes back north but the whole poisonous snakes alligator thing got me sketched out.
Kik is DeliciousVegetables27

>>24347181
Look up Austin's Cafe. Every night is a different theme in regards to what people will perform. From guitar to comedy.

>>24347232
Aw i remember your previous posts
Dont worry about the snakes or gators, its relatively safe here

>>24347365
I'm not sure why but your sympathy touched me. Made me feel less lonely. Stupid I know but it did.

>>24346345
someone needs to entrap this fucking pediphile

>>24347665
You're a faggot

Is there anyone in the 407 area, but isn't near UCF?

I live on the other side of the city and I don't know anyone over here.

>>24347467
<3

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18/M/407 UCF but can drive
Been here about a month and have 0 friends. Just looking for someone to play vidya with who doesn't do drugs or drink or anything like that. I play most games and I am into Melee and classical music.

kik: madhero3333

>>24348303
Can you be less vague? I'm by SeaWorld

>>24348749
I'm near Universal

>>24348763
MetroWest?

>>24348774
you guessed it

>>24348781
I used to live in Stonebridge Place, The Madison, and Gates of Harbortown. How old are you? I'm just going to assume you're a dude since a Florida thread consists 90% of them.

>>24348804
25.

>I'm just going to assume you're a dude since a Florida thread consists 90% of them.

Guess that makes me the 10%.

>>24348821
Aye, lmao. I don't drink or smoke, BUT I am willing to do LSD or mushrooms.

>>24348831
Never had LSD, but I'd be up for doing shrooms. However, I don't have a connect or anything like that.

Okay anybody got any advise on what to do if you're too energetic due to drugs? I'm not joking here.

>>24348835
My brother has them time to time, but he's never let me do them on my own. I remember freaking out at Men's Wearhouse when the lady told me the prices on tuxes for prom.

>>24348840
Music. Kik me (PachkaSigaret) and I'll give you GOOD recommendations.

>>24348843
You don't have to be on shrooms for that; the prices on tuxedos are outrageous these days.

>>24348849
I'm not a faggot but damn this is a bit fucked, I thought this would help with a hungover but now I'm clear awake like I've had 10 coffees in a row.

>>24348853
Well, I'm pretty sure I freaked out the lady. With any psychaedelic, vibrations just intensify (and that could vary from aura to how you're perceiving surroundings) and I could just she wasn't sure how to react.

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>>24348864
Not sure how me recommending music deems you a faggot.

>>24348877
Either way, you probably gave her something to chat about with her friends or on Facebook.

>>24348887
I thought you were gay tbfl.

>>24348888
Yay! First world success! You down to hang out? Not right now, obv (unless if you want to), but just whenever.

>>24348899
I'm just trying to make humanity less shitty by less bitching and actually doing something.

>>24348900
Sure, why not? Are you busy Thursdays?

>>24348915
I'm off from Monday thru Thursday for this week, so sure.

>>24348921
Ok, I'll kik you tomorrow evening and we can hammer out the details then.

>>24348908
Sorry don't really have kik to start with, my mobile phone is ancient.

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>>24348931
A'ight, cool.

>>24348938
For electronic music, I recommend LTJ Bukem. His content is drum 'n' bass from the late 90's and early 2000's, but some of his songs is infused with jazz.

For rock, I listen to KINO. This band is from the Soviet era. Just copy and paste this: Гpyппa Кинo. Put it on YouTube or google and you'll have a selection.

>>24348976
Hate this shit like killing joy more.
But thanks.

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Why does it seem like as soon as I move out of Plantation for school, all the anons move there.

>>24347665
Teenage females as in 18 or 19 you fucking dunce.

>>24349253
yah sure asshole, like you aren't trying to fuck some underage bitch that stumbles on this thread and is too stupid or naive to know better than to hook up with some asshole off the internet

we're gonna see your bloodshot eyed mugshot on the front page one day for fucking some little girl

>>24347232
Nigger go to Ybor on a Friday or Saturday, you'll make tons of friends

>>24350135
What is ybor?

>>24350241
>Ybor City is a historic neighborhood in Tampa, Florida, located just northeast of downtown

>>24349551
gtfo moralfag niglet

cancer that cries oceans about age dont belong here

save your empty impotent threats wannabe tough guy

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>>24350253
>implying that the possession of morals makes you a fag
>uses racism on a Caucasian
>calling someone out for trying to be "tough"

>>24348303

I'm 407 but not in Orlando. I'm Sanford/Lake Mary. Still down to hang out or meet somewhere like Altamonte since it's halfway.

My Kik is EstoEsMiNombre if you wanna talk

>>24350244
Eh, maybe. I'm not sure if I want to have to go into the city every time I want to hang out with my friends. Chicago was a big enough pain in the ass. I'm in the Zephyrhills atea.

>>24350253
No one's threatening you, fuckwit. Why bother when you're gonna screw your own life over....?

We got some goddamn degenerate here trying to fuck little girls from the Florida thread... It's transparent and pathetic.

We don't need your kind here you limp-wristed pedophilic betacuck.

Kill yourself.

Who else blue willies bbq

Alternatively, whats your favorite bbq place in florida?

anyone /melbourne/ here?

21/M
561
looking for a plug for some ganja

>>24345983
18/M/ 754 to 850 Pensacola

Bro I go to UWF in pensacola, I fucking hate the night life in the downtown

What are some good bars to get in with a fake?

>>24351025
Lel pcola has a nice nightlife... Are they still doing gallery night?
Anyways play was one of my favorites, seville isnt awful most nights. College night is gross
Honestly mcguires pub is a good time but idfk if you're underage

>>24345983
I liek ur shirt homie

>>24351081
Pcola is shit compared to where I'm originally from mane (Miami)
I kno it sucks but I can only get into Seville on Thursdays cause I'm underage, but I have a friend who bought an Alabama Fake ID from ID God and gets in all the time which is sketch/risky cause security gets paid $50 to inspect fakes and hand you over to the Ops.


Nonetheless, Seville is starting to become ratchet and I keep seeing the same sorostitutes/thotties, and Cabanas is the biggest joke of the city. I'm trying out new clubs/bars but the amount of gas my car is guzzling just to drive downtown is insane


I went to Bedlam last night and grinded with this slim thic ass latina from Alabama which is rare cause most of the people there were 85% blacks/hoodrats wearing AF1s and baggy atire straight from the projects. I actually want to just go to better clubs and bar so I can go out every night
Do you think I can get into Mcguires or Play with a fake, also what about getting into Seville with an ID God Alabama fake?

>>24351232
Mcguires doesnt id unless youre ordering at the bar, same with play on the nonbusy nights... I dunno m8 im a chick and it was always easy to get in/drink places withoit a fake when i was underage
The beach bars were fun too. Coyotes is right by the mall and they put a hopjacks by the university on nine mile
Live nightclub was okay, but im not sure if its still open
Theres definitely not a big club scene. I knew a few girls who worked at aretys if youre into that..
Mobile isnt that far if you have a buddy willing to drive

>>24351381
I'm assuming you grew up here or something, or you currently don't live in Pensacola, because those 2 places you mentioned are closed

>>24350968

melbourne-ish here. not a ton to do, but that's why they invented movies and shit, right?

>>24351480
Im back in the 954/561 now, i said i dont know if live is still open... What other place is closed?
I just miss that area, i liked it a lot more than boca

>>24351593
Oh i see, the hopjacks lel bummer... I used to bike there a lot

Anyone know some hourly motels in the Hollywood area? I'm going to be in the area to meet with an 18/f, but I'm visiting and she can't host.

23/M/162
Literally all I do is either play bideojames or play the Pokemon TCG at Cool Stuff Games.
I need some Friday night vidya buddies. I am willing to play D&D.

19-M-305-Straight
Looking for females to hang out and chill, maybe smoke but smoking isn't necessary, just something to do
Kik: Cprince24

>Age
20
>Gender
M
>Orientation
Straight
>Area Code/Location
813
>Kik
Isitralphdoeniglet
>What are you looking for?
Hook up, smoke buddy, fwb, just talking, whatever. tell me your intentions.

29/M/Straight/305 and 786

Looking for a cool chick to hang with. Play vidya, watch shitty movies, have a fuck, whatevs. Kik is Siroran.

This will never work but I like surprises. On a side note, Hialeah Gardens is a clean yet boring place to be.

>>24351558
I'd consider myself melbourne-ish as well. I live in melbourne, but palmbay is half a mile away.

Kik?
Mine is Probot_r9k

>>24342433
Broward/m/21

Straight guy, I like to drink, wouldn't mind having some drinking/cigar friends for some NFL games

19/f/850 (pc)
Any femanons want netflix and cuddles? Been too long lol.

>>24346341
>>24343544
I'm neither of these anons, but I have been in the 305 all my life.

DON'T leave the doors on anything unlocked
Expect people to be rude to you
English is not a language many people know.
Be prepared to speed a lot
Perrine is a professional sketch artists would pay for.
Go to our national parks, we have four within a day's drive(I like promoting them. They're chill as fuck)
Don't consider going anywhere 30 miles less than a day trip
US1 is shit, don't go in it unless YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NEED TO
Don't glance at people. A lot of our people can have a testosterone spike if the slightest thing happens to them.
Most of these happen outside of the real touristy areas.
In hispanic areas, if you see a chicken, don't mess with it. Spics love their chicks.
Don't mess with the dead farm animals on the side of the road. Those were santeria sacrifices.

These are just things I picked up living here in my 19 years. A lot of these are rural and you won't deal with unless you get out of the major city. But please keep you car doors and your house locked.

>>24354193
Except to never follow another rule of the road again. Especially stop signs and red lights

904/f/30. have a boyfriend but looking for another grill to join. nothing serious, just see where it goes.
kik: dazie1337

I literally only want to find a guy who wants their dick sucked. That's it. Nothing else.

I'm in the 305, Kendall to be specific
18/M/Black
Kik: senxsei

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Hey, if there are any cute boys/traps in the Kendall area that want to cuddle and maybe make out with another guy, I'm in need of affection.

39/m will be hitting up Orlando for work. Looking to hang with a lady, maybe grab some drinks.

>>24351776
Trio motel corner of SW 25th st and the 441

Any Miami anons here who live in the vicinity of Calle Ocho?

>>24355771
I can drive there?

Anyone from Jacksonville? Looking to have some fun.
[email protected]

>>24349070
Melee, in my fl thread?

Kik:KinkyKhameleon

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40 yom in Tampa Bay Area seeking a guy 21-35 who's bi or, preferably, gay for fwb situation or more. I'm attractive and totally straight-acting.

Kik: dylandan2012

>>24347181
Like the other anon said, Austins Cafe. It's a little place but the atmosphere is nice. You'll see suits and punks and everything in between enjoying little conversations. They've got a poetry night, singer/song writer night, one of the nights is for bands. You'll see a bunch of pretentious kids but also some legit interesting people. I felt comfortable.

The wifi password is the cafe's phone number.

28 m hialeah

hit me up to chill

kik: qbanracer244

19 f

send pics or I'll just ignore you, no small dicks please.

skype: nebulablast2

>>24356138
Not him, as you can tell by the ID, but I'd play melee if I owned it, or if someone else had it. I only own SSBB.
I main Marth and I'm mediocre, but I still enjoy it.

>>24356315
It's a dude. STAY AWAY!

22f

Looking for some guys send pic please

skype: live:nicememe_2

>>24356424
It's a dude.

561/22/m/kik: random2242. female only..age dosnt matter.

561
19
M
kik: adm022
bi, looking for girls, or traps to chat with, or do lewd things with

727/813/m/bi Kik: bwu511
Looking for chill people to smoke and fool around with.

>>24356148
Guys, just wanna warn you, this is a man. I know she looks pretty, but she's actually got a dick.

>>24355771
I live in 7th lol

305/786

I'll bake munchies.

22/M/Fit/Straight

kik: Origami.tiger

21/m/407 UCF

Got broken up with and we share friends, looking for some people to talk to and do crazy shit with. Or I could just buy booze for a party.

kik: CaptKurt

18/407/ near UCF
Looking for some people to hang with and party.

>>24359704
I forgot
kik: goldshoes1021

A gentle bump from page nine to page one.
Rest in peace, page zero.

>>24356306
Hialeah racer

Who at UF

Anyone here ever been to an porn shop/adult theater?

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>>24345983
Nerdy enough?

386 m/26 s/c g-rex666 straight.

>>24361562
I have. Why do you ask?

>think about posting
>remember that most people who live in Brevard are addicted to pills, rednecks, or both
God I hate this shithole

>>24361562
Plenty of them

>>24361476
Yo

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derpface

31/mtf/727
kik: whyyessica

Looking for girls mostly, guys can message me too though, I like cock as well as pussy/ass.

Anyone want to hang out this weekend? Get a beer or coffee then maybe I suck your cock if you're nice enough.

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Oh yeah, I also own a house in 850 near the Tallahassee Mall (not governor's square) I can move into next year in July. Does anyone want to be roommates with me? I would have to get to know you first, but we have time for that ;)

kik: whyYessica

>>24357385
lolll

Kik me at showmeyourcats
22 f. Don't be lame asses.

>>24362949
Also I'm at 407

Message my friend too! Kik is pantyx. Don't be dumb.

>>24362330
>Tallahassee Mall
Own a house near there too.

22/m/863 soon to be tampa/straight
420, coffee, chill,

kik-peanutbuttr

Yes????

27/m/407

skinny/athletic guy looking for a cute nerdy girl to be friends with. No druggies please. Yes weed is a drug.

kik: zuko121

>>24362304
I have an opinion: just go back to being a male. You're not appeasing anyone.

This is gonna sound lame but anyone here into RC cars/aircraft?

NO QUADFAGS

>>24363794
if only it were that easy. I suffered A LOT as a male. It got a lot better when I started transitioning.

As far as "appeasing" anybody. I have no idea what you mean.

>>24363917
I have an RC aircraft from the 80s that I found entirely unused and unassembled in a box. Once I get epoxy, I'll assemble it.

>>24364013
Not her.

>>24364013
Didn't someone call you out for spamming this kik when it belongs to someone else?

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25/M/Fl bi
I like femme fags, im all the masc i need

>>24347232
Says your kik not found. I'm 28/m/straight from the north too looking for friends in 813.

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>>24364447
Oops, forgot kik 7ch77

Always surprised at all the 305 anons but never surprised when i post pics of my dick in these threads i get ignored or get messages from folks out of state lmao

352 here

M/19/bi 352/Gainesville

Kik: time4hype

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Ayy lmao, 954 here

>>24350968

fuck sunshop sluts

>>24356247
Thanks, man

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kik: Stymphalians

I'm in the 305/786 area.

Anyone interested in going to UltraCON? Its in two weeks at the Miami Convention center. Was thinking of going but going to cons alone is suffering.

M
23
Bi

Not looking to fuck necessarily, just a friend to hang out with and chat. Chill people only. I'm a weeb and like video games but that shouldn't be much of a surprise from 4chan.

>>24367594
Whattup

>ctrl+f 321
>phrase not found

Anyone from brevard wanna kik?
kik: Probot_r9k

>>24347181
407 here too and a lot of anons are saying austins but theres also rabbit foot records which is similar to austins but lesser known in sanford and oblivion taproom on 50 is a great place for a 10-15$ dollar meal. If you want something a bit cheaper theres a hometown favorite called the town house in oveido and its an oldschool greek diner on steroids. And across the street youve got the antique mall where you can meet old people and hipsters

18/mtf/904

Not really looking for anything sexual or romantic. Just moved down here to the Jacksonville Beach area and don't have any friends or people to talk to. Also kind of interested in smoking but I've never actually touched weed before so you'd have to teach me haha

Kik: SpookyLuna

28/m/941 This area is boring as fuck.

>>24371986
kik is ZionSigu

this is me. 850

http://www.pornhub_com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573e015589cad

850/22/M I'm in the tallahassee area looking for an acid connect desu

18/M/305-954
Tropinka
Very bored.

>>24367594
free my nigga

also same

>>24351016
Im the man and im in 561 too

>>24361577
wow, cute :) Pensacola?
you should hit me up on kik
>or give me a way to get in touch

25/M/561

Just moved to Jupiter from Lake Worth (ooo big fucking difference) just looking to meet new people to chill with and show me around. Not looking to get my dick sucked by guy or female.

Kik: mrhorsey69

>>24372042
ayo if you were closer to pcb I could help you out mate

>>24370432
Darn: I'd be interested in going but money is finite and I just made an expensive purchase (Shin Megami Tensei IV: Final)
I hope you find someone.

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33/m/straight/239
Kik: zarabyte
Haven't been on Kik in a while losing interest mainly just spam bots I get messages from so eh.

>>24373499
Holy fuck m8 your one fat mother-fucker ayy Lmfaoooo you're probably sitting in a burger King parking lot right now eating a triple whopper with some nuggets on the side nigga bet if I kicked you in ya chest pork chops would fall out'cha asshole hahahahahahahaha

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>>24373505
Salty af.

>>24362304
I don't want my cocktail sucked but I'm also 727. 36/M/bi curious but married.

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>There are no women in Florida
Sad regards, sadgators

>>24373566
Don't listen to him. He's probably some fag who was disowned by his own flesh and blood.

>>24373566
Jesus, how magnified is that thing? Looks like you could see Pluto with that thing.

I'm gonna try this... again here...

>Age
28 (29 in October)
>Gender
Male
>Orientation
Pansexual (google it or ask me)
>Area Code/Location
407/Orlando (near Bithlo)
>Kik
R3537L1F3 (though I rarely use it. That's my Skype too and Steam i use that)
>What are you looking for?
Friends. Someone to hangout with. Someone to play video games with. Someone open-minded I can be myself with. I'm unique, I think differently than most and daydream a lot. Doubt I'd find a boyfriend or girlfriend here but open to that too. Not a very sexual person and extremely shy so sex talk will get little response. Also if you want a roommate or have a low price room for rent near Universal (where I work) let me know!

I'm black and a bigger dude if that's a problem then we aren't looking for eachother. I'm working in loosing weight and trying to learn to skateboard (been taught the basics but that friend moved). Sorry if this a lot of words lol.

A note I'm on here via an app called Mimi and in another post I learned that it (or my cellular service or the phone) changes my ID thing on here...

>>24362330
>>24363123
>Tallahassee Mall
Don't you mean the Centre of Tallahasse?

;)

>>24370432
I'm in the 305. I won't be going to Ultracon but I'll be going to ParadiseCity Comic con with friends.

I was at animate last week, was a ton of fun.

HHN october 1st

Anyone in 850 / Pensacola tonight? I'm thinking about going out to a bar in a bit, would be nice to have a bar buddy.

23/M/Straight/727
kik: YoungGuns92

Fit Asian guy looking to mess around, nothing serious. But we could talk about non-sexual serious shit if you want, I'm good at giving advice.

32/M/Straight/813

Just wanna see who from Tampa is on right now

>>24375881
whoops, I mean 23.

Me:25/f, 727
Want: bearded senpai,727 or 813
lol: kool_katy

anyone in the 863 looking to hook up m/26 and not to picky at this point

21/m 407

i want dank but im too autistic to ask strangers

kik: Crocodilly95

>>24375903
32 M Long hair, bearded. 6'2" 210 pounds. Interests include vidya gaems and smokin the kind.

Kik = CaptainHabano ...but I hardly ever use it. I like to lurk these Florida threads and watch them shrivel up and die quickly, much like our residents. Gyeeehehehe.

What the hell...

>>24374711
I'd wager that's what he uses to see his dick when he wants to masturbate.

22/m/305

Just want to fuck a cute boy butt

23 m Kansas but visits Sarasota/Englewood bi yearly

Would love to make some F friends there

Kik - petejohnson1

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18/m/bi
561/954

Just looking for a fun, sexy time

Kik: buffalobaron
Snap: Cockatrice9

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>>24362330
>Does anyone want to be roommates with me?
Man, I need a place bad, just to get away from my ex, who I live with.

Also, I'm not looking for sex much, just to hang and go to Halloween horror night.
But if something happens, it happens

>>24375903
got a kik?
31/m/727

>>24376932
Kik?

>>24378588
also forgot to post my kik: pipthefair

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call me send me dick pics I work at the front desk at marriott hotel in miami he is my number male +17862776523

There is hardly even really anyone near me
25/m/386
I'm not really looking for any thing specific. Maybe a girl that wants to cuddle and watch Disney movies

35/m, successful, attractive, gently dominant guy in north Tampa. I'm straight, but I'm looking for more substance than just a casual lay, and I appreciate communicating with anyone intelligent.

Kik: derpgently

>>24375903 Say hello, maybe we'll be a good fit.

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I dunno why I waste my time posting my Kik all I get is bots messaging me on it.
Kik is as useless as tinder.

>>24371986
941 fag as well. Can confirm

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>tfw OP of thread and don't even get contacted once

19/f/305
I'm looking for a specific dick. If any of you have been in contact with "S" aka the Florida history guy let me know. He never posts here anymore. Kik is memedoll146 unless you are the that guy or can help me find him I'm not interested

>>24370432
>UltraCON
Dude, I'll go with you. Sent you a message on Kik. Just gotta make sure it doesn't interfere with court shit I got going on.

23 M 305 Straight

Just need sex. Friends with benefits would be best. Dating is hard, and after long term thing I had, I don't think I want to do anything steady for a good long time.

>>24381399
Good luck finding that one dick. Hit me up if you decide you're interested in a different dick

Kik JustAnAnon0

>>24379260
Boi

>>24342439
Aw theres no one good west of fort lauderdale friend
Good luck, you seem like a decent guy

anyone else excited by the potential for medical marijuana to be passed this election?

I know the bill is pretty limited, but I think I can get a physician to write me a script anyway if I find the right doc.

>>24383524
Not really. All drug legislation is a joke in this state. Such a corrupt and dysfunctional fucking pile of shit. Its too big with too many variances to allow for the type of governing we have. Nothing will please the whole state

>>24380518
Kik is useless because you're a fucking cave troll and no one wants to message you, because best case scenario you try to white-knight your way into someone's pussy, worst case scenario is you're a fucking serial rapist/murderer.

Judging by your soulless fucking glare in literally every goddamn picture you post, I'm leaning towards #2, and I can't wait for the day I see your fat ass in a mugshot.

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>>24384742
>I'm a fattie
>Nobody ever wants to randomly hook up with me. what the frikin heck?

damn you're fat

>jeeze, i just don't get it
>why doesn't anyone wanna hook up with me?

you're fat and creepy

>i don't get it...
>what's the problem? why don't girls want me?

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Hit me up on [email protected] (its a throwaway shared by me and friend)

305/Male/Straight

Looking for women

Looking for men to expand my hunting party

Not into drugs or drinking but dont have a problem if you do

Into metaphysics, philosophy,health,environmentalism, and firearms . Want to get into yoga. Looking for a mentor really skilled in it. Skateboarding and anime is cool too.

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18/M/Straight

Looking for a grill to flirt, exchange pics with, and maybe more after I get to know you.
West Melbourne area. (321)

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>>24384875
>>24384863

>>24384900

oh noes

>>24384900
Love that I'm in it

>>24384908
I can assure you my dick is not thin. I usually dont take pics with calipers or tape measures. I dont see you posting your dick either. Just taking time to photoshop mine.

Its cool man.

>>24384920
Wrong person, kiddo.

>>24384920
There's a poster ID for a reason. Use it.

>>24384929
Whoever your are is insignificant. History or not.

>>24384742
>>24384843

Wtf is wrong with you people in this thread? You spit more vitriolic shit than a pissed off drag queen

im guessing its mostly dudes

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>>24384934
See that? He made that pic, not me. I'm the post BELOW his. You're either autistic or fully illiterate.

>>24384959
My ID is blue, his is yellow. Learn to read.

24 m, 863/Lakeland area.

Still the boring, lonely guy. My interests are very /tg/, though, and if someone wants to argue about weeb superheroes, I'm always game for that.

Kik is pervertmage.

>>24381399
It is weird that he vanished.

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407 19 m looking for some people to chill with ucf area

Kik: austwelve

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>>24384742
Wrong most females now days prefer a guy that's gonna abuse them downgrade them leak their nudes and treat them like shit since I'm not that kinda guy they don't want anything to do with me. :)
But to be honest most of the females on the internet don't appeal to me they seem like the are none sociable and would really only be good for what most of the asshole guys do to them use them for nudes and that's it because from what I read and see on /soc/ these females have mental issues and would not be the kinda girl you'd want a long term relationship with. I thought it be cool to chat with some girls that wanna have a clean chat share pictures talk about whatever but all I get is faggots messaging me and bots so :B
By the way I have a mugshot but it was from years ago when I was really not mentally stable. When your detoxing from the kinda wacked up meds they had me on I said something infront of the cops I shouldn't have said and it got me locked up.

>>24342438
kek also 22/m/954
and no I don't want to suck your dick

>>24370666
Hey, OP of this post here, just wanna say that my kik reset when I had a lot of pending chats so if you messaged me and I didn't respond, please send me another message. Thanks!

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>>24385927
jesus christ so much cringe

@ anybody: 25/m/813, blah, talk to me

kik: brickrd

M/19 interested in sucking cock
Palm bay area
kik vexxer1

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>>24384934
>Whoever your are is insignificant. History or not
>>24384959
>Wtf is wrong with you people in this thread? You spit more vitriolic shit than a pissed off drag queen

Yea, look at how bad everyone [except you, obviously,] is in this thread...

>>24384959
>"im guessing its mostly dudes"
>"straight"
>posts needle dick and deletes face picture

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>>24385927
>Whiteknight.cuck

Nice stack of 20's there bucko. Are we supposed to be impressed by somewhere in the neighborhood of $500?

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>>24385927
someone needs to make a collage of this guy's comments to post in cringe threads

or one of those "standing in a corner at parties" memes with his comment pasted around
>females on the internet don't appeal to me
>the are none sociable
>treat them like shit... I'm not that kinda guy
>these females have mental issues... not the kinda girl you'd want a long term relationship with
>/soc/ girls 3/10

but seriously...
>>24388049
is right. "whiteknight cuck" is pretty apt. it's hilarious that 1) you insult the women on here while 2) bitching about how girls don't want you. I used to be like that in college. Then some girl gave me the b'iness one night - that I was just using that as a smokescreen to try and hide that I was actually a jerk too, just a different kind of jerk

but the saddest thing is that you're so fat and generally cringe-worthy. girls don't want you because of that. you could probably pull some fat chick into beards - but you're not going to bag a legitimately hot woman (or even a decent one) without losing some weight and cleaning yourself up, and not being a dipshit douchebag. a couple hundred bucks in cash
>who the fuck carries that much cash on them? can you not get a fucking checking account, you retard?
isn't going to pull in decent women. Just crack whores trying to score a fix. They're known as prostitutes.

25/m/305/pan
kik: Blipznchitz0420
let's talk about anything and everything

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>>24388322

>>24385927
this does look super cringe man, lemme help with a couple photo tips:

1. Looking straight at the camera while jutting your jaw firmly and pursing your lips DOES make your face thinner. It also makes you look like a sociopath, and your eyes beady-looking and unkind. Position the camera off to the side so you can see at least an ear and some jaw, and if you are looking at the camera make sure you are looking at it slightly from the right or left.

2. Don't front. Women see through attempts to appear alpha by hiding behind material items. Flashing a handful of 20s is not an impressive photo. You aren't thug. Don't pretend to be. Also the seatbelt doesn't scream "fearless millionaire playboy". Provider game is the weakest anyway. If she's fucking u cuz you have a couple hundred bucks, you won't have either her or that money for long.

3. Camera angle, position, lighting and placement. No one wants to be looked down on, so if the camera is below your chin and you are looking down at it, you're fucking up. Your head should always be inclined upward, preferably exposing lower jaw and neck. Don't take a photo in your car. You look like your life lacks substance and context when you photograph yourself in a car. Also lighting: You are fair-skinned, so the blue hue of natural light is going to make you look unhealthy and pale. Always photograph yourself under warm yellow light, preferably incandescent.

4. Facial expression. Bro. You're a fat guy. No amount of pretending, posturing or posing is going to mislead anyone into thinking you aren't. Your facial expression says: "I want you to want me cuz I'm tough and masculine." Let that shit go and crack a smile. I know you think it makes you look dopey and soft, but fucking embrace it. Your negative view of women is mostly cuz you think you can't meet their physical standards and feel defeated. DESU women don't care near as much about that. They want a human first, physique is secondary.

941/727/813 looking to smoke with someone and hang out!!
19/mtf/kik is sandsalad

>>24387930
Youre just a little aggressive ornery fuckhead who would never talk like this to someone in real life because youd get your head caved in. Hide behind the internet and talk crap dude its all you can do. I dont see alot of people hanging out with shitlords either unless they are equally deranged

sorry

>>24388630

lol i think you should spend less time looking at pics of dudes dicks and face and taking offense to them

the lady doth protest too much

aka ur probably a closet fag

and one who gets off at belittling ppl on top of that

30/male/miamidade

Just want to hang out with non psychos

>>24388940
>wahh, I think criticism is bad: the post

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http://sendvid.com/19g84f5u
Anyone know her or slept with her from.pcb her kik in video heard she likes the black peter

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>>24388630

>>24388940

I'm not belitting anyone, just trying to help this dude out who is being attacked by a bunch of assholes in this thread for his hopelessly cringey posts and pics. He needs a little honest critical feedback, cuz scroll the hell up.

I'm being genuine, you're the one acting like an ass.

>using fag as an insult in 2016

Get over yourself, bigot.