assumption thread

I assume you thought this would gain more attention

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>>24336167
My assumption is that you don't attentionwhore often.

>>24336189
Wew!

>>24336199
i rarely post, but its nice to browse

>>24336167
Into meth and leather
>>24336199
You take a lot of shit to be cut.
>>24336237
Your iq is around 65~75

>>24336245
didnt have good experience with meth

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>>24336237
Got ditched at least once

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>>24336167
gets a lot of eye compliments
>>24336199
takes too many selfies
>>24336237
gets asked for nudes quite often

>>24336289
Sends a lot of dick pics

>>24336290
Receives a lot of dick pics

>>24336308
true....

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>>24336167
has loud orgasms
>>24336199
only take pics with shirt off, trying to get attention
>>24336237
when drunk , down for anything
>>24336289
lazy, has a job that is minimum wage.
>>24336290
easygoing, very friendly and understanding

>>24336167
Looks a bit like Li Anderson, so probably a communist.

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>>24336199
Excessive bodybuilding activity, even without chemicals, may lead to heart problems
>>24336237
Red dress is too conform nowadays
>>24336289
Try to use less GHB
>>24336290
Check your calendar, it's year 2016, not 1870! Technicolor photography was invented like a century ago

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>>24336341
nobody likes you so you construct an unlikeable persona to make you feel like you're in control of that fact
>>24336335
you hate your job and your life
>>24336290
narcissist
>>24336289
one of the many minorities at the water park
>>24336237
very kinky
>>24336199
very kinky
>>24336167
reads a lot and does art

>>24336167
Super hot, has a hot mom. Is a freak only for the hot guy she chooses, not a slut
>>24336199
Has watched a few zyzz vids, thinks Jeff is natty
>>24336237
Takes dance classes
Is a total freak, probably has sex with lots of people
>>24336289
Jerks off to beastiality and child porn, fantasizes about little girls and boys , peanut butter on cock let's dog lick off
>>24336290
Probably acts like hot shit like you're an 8.5 when you're only a solid 7
>>24336335
Waits and listens before speaking, usually intelligent on matters and doesn't ask dumb questions
>>24336341
Edgy, claims to have been the first to do things and then hates when they get mainstream "people who go out are drunken idiots I'd rather stay at home and watch _______"
>>24336390
Slut, but proud. Would totally fuck me, and others in the same day. Isn't ashamed, total nympho. It's just sex right?
>>24336393
Hot guy, gets laid a lot.... Likes metal, super tall
Oh wait that's me xD

>>24336167
I assume you're a trap.
>>24336290
You play with the balls when you're suckin. Also, you have dudes in the friendzone that you string along.
>>24336390
Thinks the Earth is flat.
>>24336393
Plays baseball.

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>>24336393
Goes for long walks for fun
>>24336390
lives with a couple of really great friends
>>24336341
You hate your life
>>24336335
You love your job
>>24336290
Looking for the right guy to change your life
>>24336289
Sad
>>24336199
Insecure and lifts not just to be healthy, but to compensate for insecurities
>>24336167
Hates 4chan but uses it every now and then

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>>24336500
In school, has a wide variety of friends in the social spectrum

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>>24336390
kinda stuck up.
>>24336393
cool, but comes off as a meathead
>>24336496
you don't wear shirts under your hoodies a lot of the time.
>>24336500
young bitches on ya dick 24/7
>>24336562
seemingly regular guy, who actually has large number of dark thoughts.

>>24336272
Not at all. Just kidding. You're super cute. It's redundant to say that I love your eyes

>>24336167
has dick

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>>24336583
listens to childish gambino

>>24336562
plays golf

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>>24336696
despite baby face, rather tall
>>24336583
meme spitting machine
>>24336562
works with food? chef?
>>24336500
doesn't own a skateboard

>>24336718
Spot on dude i'm 6'3 lol

You look like you play guitar :-)

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>>24336718
has a very distinct taste when it comes to music and art
>>24336696
russian, played football as a kid
>>24336583
only talks when he's high or drunk
>>24336562
vegetarian, reserved, still looking for the love of his life
>>24336500
goes to clubs a lot, because he actually likes the music they play there
>>24336496
likes to be on his own, into fishing, saliling and nature in general
>>24336393
texts 24 girls at the same time
>>24336390
meditates a lot, smokes weed and does not give a fuck about society's standards

>>24336696
I used to listen to him
>>24336718
desu, I do work on rapping lol.
>>24336762
I do talk the most when I'm fucked up.

>>24336762
Actually spot on with the clubbing assumption, fuack. Also you seem like you're more part of a chill background who could give less of a shit about most things which in turn makes you happy af.

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>>24336167
reads a lot
>>24336199
browses /fit/
>>24336237
gets drunk and 'hangs out' with friends
>>24336290
kind of stuck up
>>24336335
quiet
>>24336341
only smokes cigarettes because it isnt cool to anymore
>>24336390
carefree
>>24336393
fit, popular
>>24336496
loner
>>24336583
works a dead end job
>>24336696
in university but not liking it
>>24336718
engineer
>>24336762
rides horses

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>>24336849
Gym teacher

>>24336762
Sweet and loves to gossip

>>24336718
Outdoorsy

>>24336696
Sporty

>>24336877
Enjoys being punched in the face. erotically.

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>>24336289
spent one too many nights in a gulag
>>24336335
shops at hot topic
>>24336393
has been or intends on being a park ranger

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>>24336877
puts alcohol in sunscreen bottle when going to the beach
>>24336849
felt life wasnt fair when first going bald but has embraced it now
>>24336762
too nice for her own good

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>>24336167
you are proud of your nose
>>24336199
you take more that 1 hrs to get your hair done
>>24336237
you want to be sexy
>>24336289
you have been in jail
>>24336290
uncomfortable with your breast size
>>24336335
uber driver
>>24336341
dugs drgus drugs finally!
>>24336390
you are "different" but you tend to do what everyone else does you have an Iphone and instagram and tumblr
>>24336393
you walk a lot
>>24336496
you play pokemon go every day you play pokemon go (8)
>>24336583
your good at basketball
>>24336696
you play a lot of Fifa but you suck at normal soccer
>>24336762
(the hottest of SOC for me) you have to many admires and multiple guys on the friend zone
>>24336849
you are member of a club
>>24336877
you look amazing on bikinis but you hate them

>>24336888
>>24336894
Jesus, I'm off to a good start haha

>>24336167


penis penis penis.

>>24336237


total freak>>24336390

>>24336906
lol thanks! :)

>>24336390


Has exotic pronouns, but only because your friends do. You dye your hair to make up for what is otherwise a very average, uninteresting personality.

>>24336341
Not as much as an assumption as you look like you should be serving the Addams family.

>>24336393
You come here to seek validation over the "nerds" and be cool because your massive ego needs to be fed often.

>>24336496
You probably normally wear glasses, or at least used to, you left the high school nerd scene and grew up to be decent, chicks love you, but deep down you're still a weeb.

>>24336500

Can often be found in airport bathrooms tapping his foot when someone sits down in the next stall.

>>24336562

is often found 501 feet away from a park or school.

>>24336583
Puts up a front like he's cool and chill, but is also a weeb, probably has MtG.

>>24336696


Underaged b&, also wants to be Kramer from Seinfeld.

>>24336762
Sweet, friendly, quiet, and looks fantastic when she's looking up. A bit conceited though.

>>24336849
is able to predict the weather in ALL CAPS

>>24336877
Stuck up and judgmental, controlling. Demands everyone around her to do as she says, loses it when she no longer has control.

>>24336889

Probably crossdresses

>>24336894

Mother drank when she was pregnant


>>24336906


Filthy Canadian.

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>>24336945
you caught me

>>24336945
look up fetal alcohol syndrome cause I aint got the features fuckwad

>>24336938
welcome :)

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>>24336906
Has been to a music festival
>>24336849
Living in a dorm?
>>24336762
In college?
>>24336696
<20 years old
>>24336718
Studies creative writing

>>24336906
sorry, what do you mean uncomfortable with my breast size?

>>24337017
you wish to have a bigger size idk

>>24337040
not really, no, they're quite ok with my petite frame

>>24337060
you can say that again

>>24337060
thats nice then ;) I'm happy for you

>>24336982

said like a true FAS sufferer

>>24336982


has anger issues, possibly stemming from not enough hugs.

>>24337049
As previously seen on "faces of meth"

>>24337064

Will suck the first dick that comes her way.

>>24336945
no exotic pronouns here, i don't feel like a coloured paste 'makes up' for anything, and i wouldn't want it to
>>24336906
different in some ways. not in others, just like all of us
>>24336849
the total opposite, really
>>24336762
i do smoke weed because i give too much of a fuck
>>24336583
eh, maybe
>>24336496
i do, actually
>>24336444
no, but i have debated this in debate club
>>24336407
sex? sure, just not with you

>>24337116
>different in some ways. not in others, just like all of us
But I bet you have the Iphone and you are an apple fan

>>24337256
have an iphone, being a fan of an electronics company is a bit weird

>>24337282
people this days are fan's of everything :) just see how is people waiting for the new Iphone or the new what ever is coming

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>>24337296
Tells dad jokes
>>24337049
Alcoholic

>>24337327


Tobey McGuire's long lost brother

>>24337327

Virgin.

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>>24337327
What made you assume I'm an alcoholic? (Because I am)

You're distant

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>>24337327
you've successfully crossdressed before
>>24336988
gets sad very easily and goes for the spirits

>>24337358
You're autistic

>>24337362
You think to yourself if you should cut the beard (you should) keep the mustache though

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>>24337366
nailed it

>>24337368

Nah, I grow my beard out of both necessity and principle. I'd never consider shaving it.

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>>24337358
you like alternative/metal music

>>24337049
...

>>24336889
you use logical intuition

>>24336894
you have an infectious laugh and docile eyes

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>>24337370

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>>24337379
Slept with less than 5 people
>>24337362
You like a drink

>>24337358
you're really cute btw <3

>>24337411
because i have high standards or something? haha
You look like something who is good at cuddle all night long

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>>24337379
got beaten by men too often
>>24337362
you prefer hands on approaches
>>24337358
reads anarchist stuff
>>24337357
was treated badly as a kid
>>24337327
huge anxieties, very sensible
>>24337296
wants to lead a stock photo life
>>24337064
rarely likes the jobs she does

>>24337421
just have that innocent/cute vibe

>>24337411

I don't drink

>>24337459
well, when you know what that say about assuming

>>24337077
say what again?

>>24337419
thanks, i needed that today. i like your face but i would like to see you without the ultra tense model pose lol

>>24337423

>you prefer hands on approaches

Correct, I always prefer to do things myself

>>24337049
You've been arrested.
>>24337064
90% of your Instagram photos are filtered.
>>24337296
You've used this pic for a dating site profile.
>>24337358
You like weed.
>>24337362
You like nicotine.
>>24337379
There are way too many selfies on your facebook.
>>24337423
Someone has hit you with a cue while playing billiards before.

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>>24339013
And I'm too stupid to crop a pic so it doesn't get rotated

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>>24339013

Nicotine makes me nauseous

>>24336167
Caz?

>>24339013
lol
>>24339400
seem underage. like gaming and maths and some sport
>>24339019
masculine dude, but not as sporty as one woudl assume

>>24336167
I bet you like Regina Spektor.
>>24336199
You're proud of your physique, yet insecure about your self-worth.
>>24336237
You're a nice girl who wishes she was noticed more.
>>24336289
You've never actually done meth, but you look Albanian enough for it.
>>24336290
A sweet girl with fucked up fetishes.
>>24336335
Surprisingly normal, has fucked up dreams about violence, though.
>>24336341
Pretty much just hangs out at the local coffee shop, kind of popular because of poetry readings at local open mics
>>24336390
Bad aesthetic taste, but I bet you're fun to hang out with.
>>24336393
I bet the metallica shirt is ironic, but I think you're a sadist.
>>24336496
Has a fixed gear bike
>>24336500
Secretly thinks Donald Trump is pretty reasonable.
>>24336562
Except for a brief stint with Dwarf Fortress, not nearly as nerdy as everyone seems to think
>>24336583
Thought Cell Saga was the best of Dragon Ball Z.
>>24336696
Either American or shit taste in teams.
>>24336718
Could get chicks, browses /r9k/ instead
>>24336762
had braces and was chubby in high school, coming in to her own in the latter years of college (will regret pursuing post-grad)
>>24336849
Has an SNES and NES in his closet
>>24336877
Unironically schlicked to 50 shades of grey
>>24336889
Redpilled. Only drinks craft brews.
>>24336894
Has many gay friends, but is ostensibly straight
>>24336906
Only drinks it black, son.
>>24336988
Has been rediscovering his conservative Christian upbringing via /pol/
>>24337049
mugshot.jpg
>>24337064
Has much hotter friends who sleep around way too much, not sure if she actually wants to be like them.
>>24337296
Wishes he had gone EE instead of CompSci
>>24337327
Chronically depressed.
>>24337357
Despite depression, has been a pretty decent guy. Since he was 17 or so, anyway.
>>24337358
Has been in just a few too many failed bands.
>>24337362
Varg Vikernes is love. Varg Vikernes is life.
>>24337379
Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

>>24337411
Plays Juri in Street Fighter, used to play Oni.
>>24337423
Too much testosterone led to pre-mature hair loss led to "shave head because balding" syndrome.
>>24339019
Shitposts on /int/. Like, waaay too much.
>>24339400
Thinks he is totally fucked up reee normies etc but is pretty normal for being 15.

>>24339711
I should have said: inb4 hair loss XD

>>24339739
Probably.

>>24339709
maybee, what kind of fetishes do you think someone like me would enjoy?

>>24339709

I unironically love Varg

>>24339400

You have good sense of humour and probably browse /v/

>>24340096
feathers, has to be feathers

>>24336167
Ugly slut who uses too many filters.

Sucked alot of cock.

>>24336444
wow. but yeah, why not?

>>24340155
actually never tried that

>>24340167
Ive done it a few times, it gets deep. its like light licking 1 line all the way down a stomach and then lightly blowing on that strip all the way back up or down.

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>>24339400
Gay

>>24340172
well licking is nice, might try that feather stuff sometime

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Welp let's see what the cancer of /soc/ assumptions about me.

>>24339709
why the fuck do people think im fat or used to be?

>>24340360
>taking /soc/ this seriously

you aren't going to make it brah

>>24340375
I know man, I know

>>24337810
that your titties suit your physique homie

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>>24340295
Wants people to think he doesn't give a shit about anything, but actually cares too much.

>>24340183
Watches makeup tutorials instead of TV.

>>24339400
Doesn't like to participate.

>>24339019
Generally unhappy with how life is at the moment, but things are slowly getting better.

>>24337423
Creative, reads a lot.
People look at you IRL and often misjudge.

>>24337411
Social anxiety disorder, but you've got an okay handle on it.

>>24337379
Nice meme.

>>24337362
Also hates to participate.

>>24337358
Loves hiking and camping, but also playing vidya all day.

>>24337327
People treat you like a child and it frustrates you to no end.

>>24340457

Yeah I generally prefer not to participate

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>>24339019
You wish you had been a young adult in the early 90s.
>>24339400
You pretend to be a lot edgier than you are.
>>24340183
You post a lot on instagram pics "ironically".
>>24340295
You despise the term hipster.
>>24340457
You've tried using tinder, but felt very awkward about it and didn't use it for long.

>>24340489
You think you too good for the majority of dudes that hit you up, and probably have one ex that you fuck all the time

>>24340499
But he treats her like shit

>>24340425
well you just said it for me

>>24340507
I can say that again

>>24340514
if that makes you happy, I don't mind

>>24340488
Shame.

>>24340489
Nah bro, I was sooo tired of constantly getting matches and all these women texting and calling non-stop. I'm a Casanova in that regard.
jk, you're right, I downloaded it, messed around for 5 minutes and deleted it.

>>24340522
its an expression tho, you dont actually say it again

>>24340535
there's a lot of weird people here, you can never know

>>24340499
>>24340506
Not totally right. I do turn down a lot of dudes that approach me, certainly. I don't fuck any of my exes regularly, though.

>>24340527
Yeah, you just had that look of "attractive, but not in the showboaty way that would love tinder", and so also not one of those so-so guys that views it as a challenge. More of just a guy who thinks the whole thing is slightly sketchy (which I agree with, despite using Tinder sometimes, lol)

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>>24340183
Trans

>>24339400
Gay

>>24337379
attention whore

>>24337358
Cool guy

>>24337296
Cuñao

>>24336849
Madreee que almendra

>>24340545
you can say that again

>>24340554
>attractive
ayy lmao thank you
Yeah I dunno, I just don't have that drive to use Tinder and hook up with grills. Too laid back or lazy.
Is it still full of bots? Had much success?

>>24340578
Well, I've only encountered a few bots, but from what I've gathered, that's more of a problem for guys since most of the bots are "girls".

I've meet/talked to a few neat people through Tinder, but a lot of it is just creeps, weirdos, and douchebags. But that's pretty normal for most places online, so, eh?

>>24340593
Oh wait yeah, you probably rarely encounter them.
Ah fair enough, pretty much like anywhere I guess. Nice.

>>24340600
Yeah, it's not much better or worse than a lot of other places already out there.

Also, I notice that despite this back and forth, you still haven't made an assumption about me, lol.

>>24340607
Oh yeah my bad.

You were bullied a bit in school, nothing too serious.
A few years ago you were in a really bad place, but you feel like you've gotten over it and are on top of it. You feel like now is finally your time.
You care about the small things a little more than you probably should.

>>24340621
Wow, that is actually scarily accurate. Have we met, haha?

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>>24340295
Thinks he's an outdoorsman, but can't do shit

>>24340457
Started growing a beard as an accident

>>24340489
Exercises, but not to any great degree

>>24340624
I'm usually pretty good at these when I put some effort into it.
The trick is to read what they say instead of what they look like. I can only get so much from your picture, only that you're out with either girlfriends or on a date. It's easier to get a good assumption from a picture when it's a selfie in their living environment.
But the stuff you say and how you say it give me a much better idea of who you are.
i think ur p chill

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>>24340636
Has little landing strip type thing going on and enjoys analigus although you would never straight up ask for it

>>24340648
oh shit lol that was meant for >>24340489

>>24340640
Well, it's still pretty neat. I'm enjoying our back and forth but I also don't want to take up this whole thread. So here's a throwaway email I have, feel free to email me if you'd like:

[email protected]

>>24340656
Okay awesome, I'll get in contact with you for sure.
Just so you know it's me, the email I'll use will be a protonmail one.
A heap of people are gonna add you now lol

>>24339400

You're incredibly cute :3

>>24340670
Possibly, lol, but that's why I posted a throaway email.

I'll be sure to be on the lookout for your email.

>>24340457
>Generally unhappy with how life is at the moment, but things are slowly getting better.
This was eerily accurate.

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>>24336167

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>>24340648
On meds
>>24340565
Autistic
>>24340489
Secretly a big ho

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>>24337423 (You)
repost, got lost up there
>>24340790
law student or lawyer
>>24340648
on meds
>>24340636
underage, too friendly
>>24340565
latino who jokes around all the time
>>24340489
happy about attention from men
>>24340457
pretty good guess
you seem like a cool guy but somehow in zombie mode

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>>24336167
Date raped a younger guy in highschool.
>>24336496
You like to try everything once.
>>24340790
You have an illegitimate son and you're into something technical like airplanes.
>>24340648
You're a Swedish roleplayer and you drink a lot.
>>24340489
You have a cousin that thinks you're hot as fuck and if you ever become an aunt you will be the center of the child's desires.
>>24340295
Wannabe Shia Lebeouf that couldn't get into calarts.
>>24337358
The REAL Shia Lebeouf.
>>24340183
Probably does weird drugs like mescaline and dph
>>24339019
A broken shell of a man longing for what he once was.
>>24337379
Fake deep.
>>24337362
You have been red pilled.
>>24337296
Youth pastor at a modern church.
>>24337327
Probably a good leader during group assignments in 9th grade. Cute.
>>24336393
Musician with 500 followers on facebook.
>>24336762
Plays piano and dates an asian guy.
>>24336500
Has full control over his sharingan.
>>24336290
The girl at the party that gets too drunk and everyone is like who the fuck is that girl.

>>24340903
I actually do get drunk quite fast because of my small body

>>24340924
Gotcha bub. They should call you Dr. Seuss, cause you're to easy to read.

>>24340930
well well, what else can you 'read' about me?

>>24340935
You look confident and like you either like board/card games or you would if you tried some real ones.
I refuse to shit up the thread with private conversation any longer.
Plus I don't actually think I'm any good at this.
I'm sorry friendo.

>>24340996
oh and I just thought you might say something interesting. I don't care about the thread, isn't soc for socializing?

>>24340998
Idk lol I don't use this board.

>>24341001
well if you want to continue 'reading' me, go on, i'll tell you what's true and not

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>>24340903
Has some hoighty-toity degree that you mention in passing, yet deep down you regret it.
>>24340901
Could make his own thread, with blackjack and hookers. And drugs. >>24340648
Tom Jane's little brother. Make the best if that.
>>24340636
Talks about how smart they were in high school like it matters now.
>>24340489
Secretly hopes for a sugar daddy before you spend too much time in your dead end career.

>>24341011
Close. That was almost me until I decided I would regret it and started working on being a carpenter.
Cute pup btw.

>>24341011
Follow your dreams...
Also... Strange question; you're a female, correct?

>>24341071
No lol.
I just have a mildly feminine face/figure/personality.
Or so I've been told.

>>24341080
The bra in the background doesn't help. But go be a carpenter. Do good carpent.

>>24336167
wow, you're really pretty and in an uncommon way.
i don't know what to assume about you, but i'd like to hold your hand and kiss you

>>24336199
shallow, kinda dumb

>>24336237
you think you're too fat

>>24336289
showers once a week

>>24336290
unhappy abut the cleavage gap

>>24336341
bad breath

>>24336390
druggy

>>24336583
nigger

>>24336696
trap

>>24337379
easily upset when teased about huge nose

>>24340183
total bitch, huge clit, likes niggers

>>24340489
cums from breast play


>>24341011
lets dog lick peanutbutter off genitals

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>>24336718
Either a tradnat or an ultra-hippy vegan

>>24336889
Practically survives off cocaine and goulash

>>24337358
Is literally Shia LaBeouf

>>24340903
Queer as a three dollar bill

>>24336199
likes to die in gay bathhouses.

>>24341509
I thought no one would notice :/

>>24341509
my nose is not huge

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>>24340565
You have a lot of friends, but not a lot of truly close friends.
>>24340636
I've actually been exercising a lot recently, but I don't know how well it's paid off, lol. You help your family with all their computers issues despite not working in IT.
>>24340648
>>24340649
Wrong on pretty much every count, haha. You work a job you hate and have a plan for exactly how're your going to quite.
>>24340790
You're sad you never had the opportunity to vote for Reagan
>>24340890
Oh, it's no secret, lol. You spent a lot more time than you're willing to admit picking out those glasses.
>>24340901
Sure, who doesn't like attention now and then?
You listen to a lot of EDM
>>24340903
Haha, well I don't have any siblings, so not much chance of the aunt thing, but I guess you're saying I'd be a hot one? So that's good, lol. You seem like you have very excited, high pitched voice.
>>24341011
I mean, having a guy pay for a bunch of stuff would be nice... but the dead end stuff is wrong. You worry a lot what about your dog's health.
>>24341509
It's happened before, yeah.
>>24341539
You play multiple musical instruments.
>>24341624
You really like to cook but rarely get to cook for other people.

Another picture to assume from

>>24342537
You like nature less than you actually claim to.
You're right, I do worry about my dogs health a lot. You're also right that a dead end career is wrong.
Also, interesting to see that it's happened before with that guys assumption.

>>24339709
I totally did think Cell was the best.

>>24342537
>You're sad you never had the opportunity to vote for Reagan
Because I voted for Putin.

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>>24336199
a sick cunt

>>24344213
Who did that to you, brother? I swear to you that we will find them.

>>24344218
a sick cunt

>>24344230
Vengence shall be ours.

>>24344218
>>24344248
Jesus Christ you people are new

>>24342537
cute

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>NIPPLE COLOR ASSUMPTIONS

>>24336167
brown
>>24336237
brown
>>24336290
pink
>>24336762
brown almost black
>>24336877
pinkies
>>24337064
who cares
>>24337379
would have to be pink
>>24340183
what the fuck
>>24340489
brown peps
>>24342537
your race makes them automatically brown

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>>24336167
You are pretty.

>>24340790
You are a pretentious jerk on first impression but are a fun guy. (Burn that shirt)
>>24340636
Into theater

>>24346168
wrong

>>24344990
I find you really attractive.
how old are you?

>>24346398
I'm twenty-one.

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>>24346375
what a little vixen you are
I felt the most sure about your nipples being pink

it was the one I was most positive of.
care to prove that I was wrong
;)

>>24346581
oh noo, you won't get nudes from me

>>24336167
You really like green tea
>>24336237
You're from a lower class family and try to come across as classy (but it doesn't work)
>>24336289
You once tried to fuck your neighbor's dog Sparky but he ended up biting you
>>24336290
Your parents think you're really innocent but you're not
>>24336335
You're popular but dead inside
>>24336500
You're the edgy kid
>>24336562
You tried online dating once, but it wasn't for you
>>24336583
You're really into anime but deny it when asked about it
>>24336877
You're into older men
>>24337064
You have a lot of followers on instagram
>>24340457
You have gay fantasies
>>24340565
you work somewhere technology related
>>24340890
uses tinder on a daily basis but is less successful than he would admit
>>24340901
orders unreasonably complicated things at starbucks
>>24340903
you have very weird fetishes
>>24341011
saves pitbulls from the shelters and brags on social media, outdoorsy
>>24341539
kissless virgin who works in hotel business
>>24342537
talks about how awesome travelling is a lot
>>24344990
thought about shooting up his school at least once in his life

>>24346702
That's a lab that I did help save. But I don't tout my "good heartedness" on social media.

>>24336167
jew

>>24346637
dont be so stingy with your own body

>>24346702
true
>>24346922
I won't share nudes here

>>24347016
i see
would you care to chat in private then?

>>24347102
not really, i'm not into sharing my unclothed pics

>>24347110
You stand your ground, grill. I support you, even though nipple color curiosity grows in me.

>>24347118
why does it matter that much?

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Assumptions on my sistah?

>>24347147
Because males are males, and boobs are cool. But you do you. it only matters because it was brought up.

>>24347110
fine dont then
just to chat
i wont press you on anything or even bring up your chocolate chip nips
my kik is ahlemon if you'd like

>>24347250
>>24347261
well, do I look like a girl who would share nudes with people she doesn't know?

>>24347283
perhaps theres was a chance you were into free the nipple and all that jazz
worth a shot anyways
the information of your nipple color is enough for me really

>>24347283
No, you don't.

>>24347305
exactly
>>24347299
no, i'm not into anything like that. it's light brown, enjoy, creeps

>>24347316
thank you
i can assure you its just a fun game i play
i dont do anything weird just knowing the color
that would be like bottom of the basement cellar tier of weirdness
also i'd like to talk to you since you're a pretty girl thats all
refuse me if you'd like but i'd regret not asking

>>24347316
I'm curious as to why? Why the fight just to give in when you could just leave, or ignore?

>>24347305
this is the most faggoted response ever
stop competing with me you beta fuck

>>24347357
>>I want to know your nipple color, and now that you hate me and told me, do you think, maybe, we could talk. I'm not some creeper or anything.
>>Other guy expresses interest in nipple color too (competition) but isn't as forceful about it, so you must mark your territory.
Yes, Anon. I am the beta faggot.

>>24347378
yes you are
you are

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inb4 goth, probably likes anal

>>24347411
Has she completed your dreams yet? Given you the attention you yearn for? Given you the attention you seek from women?
>>24347432
Goth. Likes anal. Likes poetry and wanted to study science.

>>24347432
probably goth and probably likes anal.

>>24347432
your fat fucking arms are literally sickening to me
>>24347440
no she hasn't
u got me
im lonely
at least im not a beta fuck who tells her what she wants to hear
i was in pieces at this lmao>>24347305

>>24347499
>>Telling girls what they like to hear is wrong.

>>24347432
daddy issues

>>24347505
KEK

>>24347513
>>KEK

>>24347518
>>>>KEK

>>24347326
Yea, would be weird to be aroused by tits

Nobody assumed Anthony about me

>>24347432

Can't close mouth for photos, lips stuck in an invisible pool drain.

>>24347316
>creeps
>4chan

new here I see

showing>telling

>>24336167
jewish as fuck and loves anal