Tinder thread - old one reached the bump limit.

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Any tips for improvement/rate?

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>>24334147
Also, would it be a good idea to feature this selfie?

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>>24334133
Updated profile based on advice in previous thread. Good yet or still shit?

>>24334152
Yes...

And in tagline put "Winner of the 2016 Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike contest" IMO

>>24334157
I think 5 would be a better default picture.

>>24334147
you're doing well too. feel free to include that other photo

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>>24334147
3 is pretty low quality, I would find something easier to look at. your bio isn't great either, no info and not really funny. selfie isn't a terrible replacement but I don't see what it adds that pic #1 doesn't already cover.

>>24334157
only thing I would say http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1473894190180.pngis maybe make #5 your #1, #1 seems badly pixelated and I can see lazy people not bothering to look past it.

pic related is mine.

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Not getting enough matches :^(

>>24334164
>>24334170
Cheers, I feel like 5 is my worst pic in terms of physical attractiveness though?

Oh and >>24334170 group shots are awesome but I feel maybe you should have one more solo shot (as an adult not a kiddie pic haha, but that's a funny touch).

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Anyone have any advice besides being more attractive?

>>24334290
Sometimes I have issues putting pictures with women on my profile. I think some girls assume she's your girl/ex girl.

Pic 4 is cute but seems exploitative, seeing as you're not in the picture even from what I can see. Like "here's a couple of cute dogs, now match me".

Putting anything about music in your tagline means the girls are likely to bring it up. IMO I always avoid music talk because differing tastes in music can break a connection.

>>24334209
I really don't think so dude. I would say 4 or 5 is the best.

>>24334332
Yeah, I used to have in my bio "That's my sister" but people told me my bio should be short and funny. The dogs I mainly added because I don't have many (good) pictures and a lot of girls say they like dogs. Good point about the music though, I'll probably ditch that.

>>24334157
You're really cute, I suppose

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>>24334209
Also, I was trying to limit to just the 1 selfie. Which of these two would you add, if any?

Tfw u match with ur crush. W-wish me luck boys

>>24334388
Thanks, my profile is a bit of a failure though lmao...

>>24334389
Left. Left might even be good as main, though in a slight way it looks like you're about to cry.

>>24334389
Not the one that is yellowed

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Havent had a match in a while, what is wrong with my profile?

>>24334683
You look like a faggot in pick 2

>>24334389

make the face of the 1st but close up like the 2nd. or fix the white balance on the 2nd / make it black and white 4 tha artsy chix

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What kinda of girls will this set up attract?

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Any tips on improving my profile? I felt like I did a pretty good job but there's obviously room for improvement since I haven't got any matches.

>>24335212
Had me at the cat then lost me at Kmart lol

>>24334290
Make your first picture something more interesting like a photo of you hiking, that first photo is your first impression so you should make it count. Group photos also tell the person that you aren't socially inept and are capable of making friends. The first photo looks like you're in a closet so I would honestly scrap that one.

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any tips?

>>24335278
IDK why its such shitty quality haha

My first pic says 'Beard #AppreciateIt'

>>24335278
You honestly have a solid profile

>>24335290
thanks
i'm the belgian from the other thread if you didnt see it haha

>>24335297
Yea the one with the borderlands tattoo right

>>24335322
YOU NOTICED
Yea haha :D

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>>24335205
fat autistic ones that are lousy in bed

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My profile. Smh I'm still getting Hella bitches lmao

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Any tips for improvement/rate?

>>24335338
Hot damn
Welp time to go take some new pictures

Just wanted to give everyone a piece of advice.

It seems like, for some reason, the double text actually works on Tinder. I feel like as long as you don't say something autistic or do it 3 hours after no response they won't think it's weird. These chicks are getting so many matches/messages a day that you'll be bound to slip to the bottom of the pile sooner than later.


I've pretty much sent all of my matches that didn't respond to me a second text and almost all of them responded and not in a weird day

>>24334157
pic three is to faggy, kinda dissonates with the others
also, y u no lift?
get to at least otter mode and you will be a god among men tinderwise

>>24335205
teenagers
but they are not on tinder

>>24335641
Your pics are very same-y. I think some variety of angles would be helpful

>>24334163
This

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Trying to reel in the normies with the Harambe meme tbqh, surprisingly effective.

What's with matches not replying to/ making initial messages ? Fuck sake

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Is the artsy photo too wanky?

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Got this last night and no matches so far. By the looks of things I should be putting more pictures up of me doing 'fun things', but I haven't got any at the moment. Any advice?

>>24336578
You look cute, but like 'my favourite hobby is murdering puppies' cute.

>>24336578
start doing fun things?

>A girl is actually messaging me on tinder

Wtf do I do.

Hello I'm 60 years old what is tinder?

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How come they don't want me, man? ;_;

(Apart from hideous creature. I got that).

>>24336623
Thanks I guess haha. I'm not joking, every single time my face has been posted on 4chan someone has said something along those lines. Its starting to disturb me a little because I just don't see it

>>24336684
I do, but I never used to take pictures. I'll get round to it eventually but it'll take time

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>>24335207
I like it ! Sorry don't know how to critique this
>>24335205
U look reeeeally young in first photo
>>24334179
Charge ur phone vre pousti
>>24335212
More smiley maybe? Idk.
>>24335278
Just drop the last one lol
>>24335369
Maybe add another pic of urself?? Cute but ur just all memes at this point

>>24336578
Maybe show how funny you are instead of saying ur funny? Also first pic is too creepy for some reason
>>24335641
Aryan/10
>>24336264
:) maybe add more pix

>>24336893
Ya seem boring sorry

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Here goes nothing,
I am not after anything other than validation

>>24337045
5 might be overkill, but then again not for anyone who knows what it is
>>24336893
5 is not a flattering picture, I would get rid of it. I think you should get rid of 2 or 4. You have similar silly expressions in them. one pic like this is ok but I don't think you want 2. try to find flattering group pictures or action shots. bio is meh, I might take out the last line about writing dating profiles since fucking everyone feels that way. that said its a good/safe conversation point I guess.
>>24336578
Whenever you can, I would show instead of telling. You say you're funny but your profile/pics are not funny at all. 2 and 5 are pretty similar, maybe try and find a different shot?
>>24336509
re: 1, (and desu your whole profile) the entire thing is hit or miss. you're going to do awful with some and really well with others. so long as you are ok with the audience your profile attracts I would leave it as is.
>>24336264
maybe a pic with some friends?
>>24335641
you have basically the same picture 4 times. get rid of 2-3 of them, add a pic with other human beings, and maybe an action shot of you doing something. I would ditch 2 and one (or both) of 3-4.
>>24335397
first pic looks shit resolution, maybe find something better? I think 2-4-6 show off your personality/sense of humour pretty well, and 3 is good for the artsy types. 5 is probably the weak link, maybe cut it?

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>>24337085
Alright then. I'm a bit slow for pics at the moment so I'll try by editing my bio a bit

>>24337090
>>24336578
>>24337014
>>24337085
Alrighty, new bio is "Exploring, getting wham and meeting girls are my goals, in no particular order".

I just made a tinder and have a few matches how should I open

>>24337729
if you matched them on a swipe, reply immediately. if they matched you on a swipe, wait a couple hours.

something funny about their profile is best. if you're incapable of being funny in a creative way, give them a shitty pickup line or ask them when they're going to buy you dinner or something.

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lay it on me, buds

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Thoughts?

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Im extremely shitfaced in each of my photos and my description is "My hobbies include procrastination and alcoholism"
Have I made it robots?

>>24338181
Whoops i thought this was r9k for a second lol

>>24337967
>>24338154
OK, I'll start with the obvious comment for both of you. you have too many selfies. I would say ideally 1 selfie, MAX 2 if you really don't have anything better. Pictures other people took of you are better than selfies where you can find them. A group shot (or two) is good. An action shot of you doing something is good too - especially if it's one of your things that you put in your profile as an interest.

>>24337967
For you, I don't there's an obvious best/worst picture, but #1 is at least kind of artsy/has some personality, so I would keep #1 and one of #2 and #3. Bio is fine, you're tall enough that including your height is going to help a bit.

>>24338154
I think 2 is the best selfie you have, I'd keep it for sure. I would drop #1 entirely. #2 is more flattering AND you don't look like you're trying as hard. I'll give you a pass on 4 because it's an action/group shot even though you took it. I'd keep 5 since it shows off your photography interest and drop 3, which as far as I can tell is a picture of a tree that your face was accidentally in. That gives you 2 4 and 5. Maybe a group picture of you with a couple friends?

As for your bio, I always think funny with substance is better. you might be a little heavy on substance - which is fine, but might be better suited for a more "serious" dating site. It'll probably elicit more "serious" replies though, so if that's your goal have at it.

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Quick, tell me how shit my profile is!

>>24338233
Just don't put a picture up with your mom

>>24337967
Try Grindr instead

>>24338233
needs more picture, bio is all substance nothing funny.

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My first time posting on here. I'm lost in the tinder game and could use any advice

I've been trying to use Tinder all week but I keep getting this message when I try to get my SMS code:

"There was a problem getting your code. Please try again."

It happens no matter what number I use, or e-mail, on my phone and my tablet. What the fuck?

>>24334133
>tfw my bio is a LITERALLY perfect pun
>tfw girls open by commenting on it

Never sharing.

>>24338233
Is that Darling Harbour in the background?

>tfw drunk messaged the best match in months and ruined it

>>24338969
Nah, Yarra River.

>>24337951
Thanks. Some are a few days old--just go for it?

>>24336940
what i did is that while cleaning my flat i sort of accidentally piled most of my junk (boxing and mma gloves, wetsuit, paintball mask, mountain skis, wakeboard etc) on a sofa, and after noticing that i just took a picture of it
kinda says it all, doesnt make you look like a fag who interrupts a fun activity to make a picture and you can tell her to look at a fucking photo if she asks about hobbies instead of typing a long and boring description

How's this for a Tinder bio: 'Needless to say, I had the last laugh'.

>>24340157
Terrible. Explain it though I might be stupid.

>>24340159
It's a reference to a British TV show from the late 1990s, might be a bit obscure admittedly, but if I get a match based on it I could be on to a winner.

>>24340159
Its an Alan Partridge reference

Bit shite to be honest

I'm average looking so don't get many matches anyway, but I think a biiiig factor in tinder is location

I was recently travelling around Europe and in the big cities I would get at least 3 or 4 matches a day, but in the more rural areas, and now that I'm home again (25 miles from the nearest big city) I'm lucky to get 1 per day

So my tip for more matches is move to a big city

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Some dude's profile I came across not too long ago.

>>24340548
Jesus fucking christ

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Anyone here use tinder, but have a bit of acne? You can only tell when you get close, but still, I'm worried no one's gonna swipe right. What do you guys think.

Pic related is sort of how bad it is, but that ain't me.

How long to message for before getting number?

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>>24334133
help a brother out

>>24342039
Literally who of all the people are you? You should have at least 2 pictures of just you, especially as the profile picture. They don't have to be selfies necessarily.

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Tips?

>>24342058
Well there is a two photos of me two different people I think its rather easy to see which one is me

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any advice?

>>24342100
A lot of girls swipe left instantly if they dont see a solo picture, just trying to help you. But feel free to do what you want anon.

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Why don't grils notice me? Whether it's on Tinder or OKC I barely ever get any matches or people viewing my profile. I could take a more active attempt but I figure if I am being ignored now I am just going to come off as a creep or continue to be ignored

>>24343235
Easy fix. You look like a creep with that neck beard. Shave it off, or do some stubble. Also, your hair adds nothing to your look. Lastly, show your teeth. If they are terrible, then let a girl know. Don't be hiding that shit.

>>24343235
>>24343250
This, you're literally have a neck beard. Didn't anything in your mind think that may be unattractive?

>>24343250
>Also, your hair adds nothing to your look.

So what I should shave that off too? I don't do anything particular with it

>>24343281
Didn't know it counted as a neck beard. Also I look like a damn teenager without the beard

>>24343293
Stubble would probably work for you.

>>24343293
yeah bro beards that are 90% on your neck qualify sorry to break it to ya

do chicks normally do this irrational shit?

>girl likes me for years, im pretty much her "crush"
>likes my shit on fb, shit like shitty self shot pictures of my face
>matches with me on tinder
>ignores messages

i need to know cause its driving me bananas

>>24343626
What was your message?

>>24343648
Nothing sexual.

"Hey stranger, funny seeing you here"

Not normally what I would send, but I had some form of friendship with this girl years ago

>>24343663
nigga what the actual fuck. No wonder why she didn't reply, you probably cringed the shit outta her

>>24343663
No reason then. Not worth thinking about I'd just forget it. Would seem weak to send another message or start liking her pics so forget it.

>>24343672
No chance, you're only saying that because she didn't reply lmao.

>>24343681
no, he's areadly friend with her on facebook and that message was actual cringe

>>24335207
Make pic 3 your main pic

>>24343648
I'm not autistic by the way I get tonnes of matches. But I actually like this girl

>>24343672
You can get away with it if you're nor ugly. I thought it was kinda cringey too, but it was "heartfelt" Anyways she hasn't unmatched me or removed me off of FB or anything. To be fair I did take a day to send the message. I wanted to this shit over FB, but tinder broke the ice.

any good about me ideas?

>>24343702
maybe she found someone more attractive interested into her on tinder. When did you send the message? Tbh I would've hit her up on facebook right away.

I normally don't send more than one message, but I actually want to get her to talk. Would sending another message come off ass to clingy?

>>24343720
I sent it literally 24 hours ago. She hasn't gotten on FB for more than a minute today. Maybe she turned off notifications or some shit like me. It also took a week for us to match.

>>24343691
How? It's about as cringe as saying "howdy"... Like 2/10 on the scale. Just because she didn't reply doesn't mean he did anything wrong.

>>24343715
>any good about me ideas?

What did he mean by this?

>>24343720
>>24343733
Lmao
she
literally
just
responded

>>24343733
>Would sending another message come off ass to clingy?

Yes. Don't do it. It's done. Even talking on FB now will come across as weasling your way in like you want it too much.

>>24343733
>>24343738
lol she's just trying to not look desperate I guess.

>>24343738
Yeah it was a pretty normal message you sent. People just overanalyze when they think something goes wrong and try to put the blame on what the guy did.

It will probably be quite hard to fuck it up btw if she likes random selfies and shit.

>>24343744
Whatd she say?

>>24343744
Or... Taking ages to respond because she's nervous about fking up and wants to write the perfect message.

>>24343760
>>24343760
lol i know
hello though

>>24343767
nigga just make her laugh ask and shit about your commonj past, tell her you should go out for a coffee sometimes and to hit you up on facebook so you can set this up.

btw just some context

we were both pretty much each other's first crushes, she even confessed to me in middle school, i was too beta to do anything at the time though. we were split up at hs so things never kicked off. i also tried to talk to her via fb in hs, but she ignored me since she had a bf at the time. that was the last time i talked to her

>>24343789
god what the fuck did I write

>>24343791
Personally I'd just start with, Woah, who would've thought I would meet my first crush on tinder haha. how have you been? / talk with her a bit / Suggest you should to go out for a coffee x day and to hit you up on facebook for details. Try to make her laugh, and look mature and independant when you talk.

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Tips pls I just wanna find weeb trash girls

>>24343857
Coffee is so fkng gay lol. Or maybe it's just an American thing. I thought literally everyone meets for drinks at night.

>>24344052
depends if you want something a lil serious or one night desu

>>24344065
Y can't it be both? It's rare girls don't want to talk again after sex. Coffee sounds cuck imo. I think some girls would even reject that date offer, I've never heard of anyone going for coffee, but I'm in England.

>>24344084
because girls try to play the "hard to get" kind of girl, with which you have to go through multiple dates. I mean sure, you can easily get hoes on first date but then again you don't really want to date those type of girls.

>>24344109
Any girl will have sex within 1 or 2 dates. Apart from religious nuts. The only other ones who won't do date 1 are girls who are REAAALLY concerned and scared about being "slutty". There's nothing wrong with girls who give it up first time they meet.

Usually a girl who won't put out for ages will put out same night for a different guy. Depends on the vibe you put out for sure...

>>24334170
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>>24334290
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>>24335278
>>24335641
>>24336893
>>24337967
>>24338154
>>24342098
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>>24344038

you're all trying to hard

>>24335212
>>24335397
>>24338827

literally only good ones

>>24336264

you're okay, swap pictures 3 and 1. change your caption as well.

>>24336509

you're a fag, but a good looking one. Get rid of 2 and reconsider 5. You'll get twice as many matches

>>24335369
>>24337045

girls don't get the concept of memes you autists

>>24336578

you seem like the sort of guy who Eminem wrote 3am based on. get rid of 4, you look like a child. swap 3 with 1. push 2 to the last picture. pick a favourite song lyric and get rid of that stupid caption.

Christ it's like none of you fucks have any sort of... Style? Not necessarily dress sense bu way of composing yourselves. 99% of you put way too much effort into shit. Lay back and stop being autistic. Drop a sexy lyric as your bio thing shit. Choose some more instagram level pictures to upload.

You wanna give the impression that you're cool as shit and don't give a fuck. Stop with the fucking bright colours. Be a night person.

Keep getting to this point where I'll invite a girl to meet up and they don't really accept the invite but are still willing to talk. Like there's some "convince me" threshold that I can't surpass. Then again I'm just inviting them over or saying "we should meet up" instead of on a date or to a party so that could have something to do with it

>match with a girl
>start chatting, she gets flirty
>ask her out to coffee
>"haha maybeee"
>tell her ok we can skip the coffee
>3 days later no reply

fuck

North London Guy here...

Trini Girl invited me over last night, but she didn't call until almost 10 and transit it 1-1.5 hours. I had to politely decline. We may or may not do Sunday. We did speak on the phone for quite a while. Among other things, I asked her what her relationship deal is right now. Apparently she's seeing roughly 2-3 other guys, just casual (like me). We agreed that neither of us had a problem with this, it was just good to have everyone be honest.

Thursday I met a 26yo from OKC. We had a couple drinks and then went to see Sausage Party. Through at least half of the movie I was basically fingering her through her pants. She told me later she wished that she had worn a skirt. It's bee aaaages since I've messed around in a theatre, so that was fun. I'm going t meet her at 12 and escort her home from work. She's already told me she's worn a skirt to work.

So yeah, not half bad.

>>24344144
I've never known a sexually active woman with only baseline issues to wait more than 3 dates. Women get horny just the same as men. If she isn't a virgin, doesn't have some major hang-up, and finds you attractive: She is completely fine with you escalating through the bases.

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Also need a bit of help. Currently seperated and looking to get back into the dating game, but it's been 6 years and I'm a little rusty. Too many pictures with my kid?

>note, actual profile does not have my kid's face blocked out, just not going to have identifiable pictures of my son on 4chan

>>24345966
change your caption to exactly this:

nothing too serious

Semper Fi

>>24345429
Coffee is gay, lmao. And saying "let's skip it" sounds like "let's just call the whole thing off".

>>24345981
Done.

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How do I get more matches with qt smokers

>>24343285
thats what he means. get a haircut, clean it up a bit. get a haircut that suits the look you're going for rather than what every 18~22 year old does: grow it randomly and it looks like shit

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>>24346002

>>24335212
Get rid of that stupid caption, no pictures inside a car, don't be so poshy, act like a man. Pretend that you're well hung

>>24335212

Would you be ok if someone used your selfies to create a fake tinder profile to test some theories?

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feel asleep last nite
reccomend what do
send dic pic?

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I feel like I'm shit at describing myself.

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>>24349207

Whoops, wrong one.

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What in the fuck am I doing wrong? I only get matched with ugly bitches, I know I'm not that ugly.

>>24349373
PoGo is dead senpai

>>24349373
>H-HEY GUYS LOOK HOW TALL I AM. I AM A WHOLE 6 FOOT, LOOK AT MY ONLY GOOD FEATURE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>LOOK HOW GOOD I AM WITH THE LADIES HAHAHAH NOW U KNOW IM SOCIALLY COMPETENT

>HAHAHAHA POKEMON GO, IM SO QUIRKY AND RELATABLE XDDDDDDD

>I LOVE WOMEN! I LOVE YOU! I AM A STRAIGHT MALE!

;^)

>>24349450
You're right, I'll probably change it
>>24349456
Stay mad

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>>24349466
>stay mad

>>24349476
isn't that shanley?

>>24349489
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
am i stanley?

>>24349496
no, shanley
https://twitter.com/shanley
shanley

>>24349505
oh. dont think so senpai

Anyone have good openers? I match with maybe 5 girls a week but very few respond to my messages

If a girl tells you shes too busy to get drinks/meet up this weekend but can do it next weekend, are they being sincere or is it just a a polite way of saying no

>>24350303
>lying to your face
>polite
I never understood this

>her bio says "bet you're not more immature than me"
>message her "peepe and vagina poop"
>immediately unmatched

Guess she can't handle the truth

>>24350303
No way to tell. There's plenty of girls on tinder that have no intention of meeting up with anyone. Even more who are too shy to do it unless you're Fabio. I'd ask her how her busy weekend was, talk to her a little more, ask her out again.

This chick is way out of my league and I don't know how to open up conversation.
Her pictures are of her playing piano, go-karting, sky diving, scuba diving, skiing, and then a modelling shot with her friends.
Her emojis on her bio are just as impressive: telescope, skiing, swimming, rowing, skating, tennis, badminton, table tennis, pool, archery, bowling, violin, trumpet, and a piano.
I don't want to just throw out a a shitty pick up line, but I'm intimidated as fuck about this chick, any openers I can throw out?
Oh, and she's from China.

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Help me scare off more normies

Also I math with every single guy I've ever swiped right on -- why?

>>24350464
>wants to get away from normies
>enrolls at BC

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>>24350488

I know :(

At-least the city's nice

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any thoughts? i dunno what to put down as a description

>>24345523
Got a pic of her lad?

>>24347491

You can't send pics on tinder lol

How many of you guys turn off notifications?

>>24350550
I'll find a way

>>24350512
Yes, but nope I'm not posting one. In no particular order: it's creepy, liable to backfire, liable to have someone here deliberately fuck it up, and I'm not interested in anyone's opinions on her looks. No offense.

So anyways: Escorted her home after we got out of week. Fooled around quite a bit on the bus across town; she's obviously a virgin as she's ridiculously tight. Clamps right down on a single finger even when her pussy is't clenching. Fooled around more in an empty park around the corner from hers, including teasing her pussy with my cock (a first for her).

She lives with family, so no going in hers. My place is a bit too far and would require her to stay (which I don't think she's comfortable with yet). Still, its a done deal. Didn't think I'd get to pop another cherry at the age of 33...

Trini Girl got in touch, basically a booty call for a quickie. Had to turn her down, because frankly I'm not traveling 1.5+ hours to be over there less than an hour. Sometime later this week.

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I feel like 5 kind of makes me look like a dild, but I'm not sure.

How do I come across?

I deleted my tinder and remade it yesterday. Did all 100 swipes with zero matches. Tried again earlier and got 2 matches. Naturally neither girl has responded to my message. Such a waste of time.

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Test

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>>24338827
>that tennis shoes line

you just got jacked son

These days I only seem to match with scam accounts. The maybe 8 real matches I got never contacted me or responded. The one girl that ever responded back only exchanged for a few lines. I give up. Every dating sight has been like that for me.

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Tips for improvement? I'm matching pretty frequently.

Also, what's your go to opening line for girls with no bio or interesting photos?

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Only had it for a week and already at t5 matches. I just don't know what to message them.

I get a good amount of matches with just pictures and no bio but I feel like it would be better for the conversations. Thing is all I do is study and read the newspaper and watch baseball. Shkuld I just put "future lawyer. News junkie" as my bio? I feel like that sounds pretentious as fuck. I'm not very good at talking myself up and I really prefer not to at all.

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I do p good with this shit tier profile. I thought u actually had to put effort to get matches

>>24351993
don't just say hi or hello, try to say something based off their description as they'll be more inclined to respond. sometimes they'll message you first if they're in2u but it's more rare. you seem like a handsome dude though so i wouldn't worry about what you say too much.

>>24352748
you've got a good opener pic, put some more photos in like that and you'll get more matches, your 2nd pic is not good

>>24352786
My 2nd pic is me when i was 12. I think its funny

Went on several tinder dates recently...they are tiring

>>24352075
I think future lawyer/news junkie is totally fine

Can someone give me their thoughts on which pics I should use and which should be a prof pic before I make the account?
http://imgur.com/a/11WGK

>>24352808
take summore

> not starting every convo with the Fight Club "I want you to have my abortion" GIF

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Getting lots of matches but never know what to say, how should I proceed? Some dumb cheese about 500 words? Something about how lovely her smile is? A shitty joke?

Most of the time I just let my matches sit or send a shitty meme because I don't want to have to deal with actually coming up with something

>>24353664
Post the GIF, now Im curious. You cant tease me like this.

>>24353678
Ask her if she paddle boarded here from China.

Wtf, I get hotter girls on Tinder than I did on dating sites. Strange

Also , what's a tactic for getting numbers?

so has anyone else been having luck with their 1 free super like? I'd say about half of the girls I do it to super like me back.

I mean, why shouldn't they? It's basically like an 'oh why not' button and lord knows I need the pity.

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Help me out, /soc/.

>>24353702
>Hey give me your number

Try it

This is asked a billion times a thread but just what the eff are you supposed to send as your opening message?

Should it be a compliment?
Should it be a hey/what's up?
Should it be a joke?
Should it be something substantial about their bio?

>>24354041
You're fat and 2/3 of your pics include someone more attractive than you; this is bad.

As for the bio, oh boy.
>for Tinder is a terrible place
1. It's negative
2. It sounds like something written by a medieval bard

That being said, your first pic isn't too bad.

>>24354256
Order from last to first as you wrote them. Combine 3 and 4 for best results.

>>24354345
Damn. That cut deep. Oh well.

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>>24354384
its ok bro we're all here to improve ourselves

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>>24353664
>>24353693

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Requesting assistance. Tips? Suggestions?

>>24338827
That pun is so bad i'm going to steal it

>>24354919

Swap #5 with #1 it's a great picture. Consider removing #3 you look a bit dazed.

Remove Musician Cat Person Tattoos from your bio. Keep the pun, it's worth a snigger and a pity like.

>>24354041

Ignore the other anon, the pictures are actually okay. bio is a train wreck though. I'd go for something simpler.

>>24352748

Your main picture is great and most girls swipe based on it. good job

>>24352748

You seem really cool. Start the convo with a funny gif, works 90% of the time. I like >>24354894

>>24351499

You're trying too hard with the bio. Take out the emojis you fucking child. Every fucking shit stain on tinder is a "travel lover". Keep "Dennis Reynolds wannabe" and you'll get even more matches.

>>24351154

You look like a kid who can grow facial hair. Swap #5 and #1, delete #4. Your bio is 10/10 though

>>24354971

meant to link >>24351993 on the fourth one sorry

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Bio could use some work.

I seem to be getting ok matches but I am shit at opening lines! Especially when they have no bio... Any ideas?

>>24349476
Eric Andre isn't funny

Is it possible to see what people that are online at tinder near me? I am curious what girls around my age here looks like and what competition i am up against.

I live in Scotland and i guess all cuties are taken.

I like my women like my coffee, white and weak.

>>24355033
Yet you know exactly where that line is from. Congrats kiddo, you played yourself.

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help pls, what order for my pics?

>girl's bio says she loves beer, wine, whiskey and tequila
>I open with "hopefully not all at once"
>she jokes back with further alcohol talk
>I don't even drink
I can't keep this conversation topic going for long. Don't mind me panicking about nothing over here.

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I just started a couple days ago suggestions?

Also I'm horrible at starting conversations

>>24355677
Maybe a picture of you in normal clothes, without a hat, facing the camera directly. Either a selfie or taken by somebody else. I would put that as #1.

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haven't gotten a single date or anything with this app. nice.

How often do you guys have to send a 2nd message after a girl stops?

>>24356344
I never second message.

>>24356307
I wonder fucking why

Can you pay for 12 months of tinder plus and pay 4.58 and then cancel and get the month free?

My sister uses tinder, how can I find her and catfish for nudes?

>>24356358
what am I supposed to put? #bernie2016?

bottom with a nice tight bubble butt here, please add me with pics , and I'll return with some ~

no tiny dicks plz ~

live:nicememe_2

>>24356307
you realize you're probably competing with doezens of dudes per chick right? if you're not beautiful you're going to have to actually put effort.

>>24356623
so two effort

>>24354927
That line accounts for a solid 90% of the girls that message me first

>barely ever get any attention on dating sites like Tinder/okc etc
>even the few times that I do I never respond back or just ignore the person because too much of a chicken shit
>I continue to check my profiles constantly and end up just feeling sorry for myself for my lack of popularity

How do I either stop giving a shit about this or get more popular?

Me and this girl I matched with agreed that if I get a girl I know IRL to do a threesome shed be down. But it all happened so fast that I'm paranoid now that she's colluding with a friend of hers to pull some elaborate prank on me. She goes to an all girls school so she's probably some sort of sexually free feminist which makes her both the perfect candidate for a threesome but also the exact person who would pull some horrible trick at the expense of a white male.

>>24356548
How about nothing political. Or just say you're interested in politics and if they ask who you're voting for start a calm and rational discussion about it. Don't make it so in your face

>>24356887
Get her number and check if her Snapchat lines up with her name. Most people put in first name/initials in their username. I think you're just being paranoid but that'll be a good way to calm yourself

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I don't need advice I'm just here to offer it.

>>24351499
STOP. USING. EMOJIS.

>>24352748
that bio made me laugh but your pics remind of a basement pedophile

>>24354919
puns are risky, i like them but not everyone does and it comes across as douchey

>>24354982
if you can write reasonably well, tell a story. otherwise, talk about what your expectations are

>>24355380
looks fine

>>24355677
dear God in heaven I HATE emojis. automatic right swipe.

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Should I put this pic on my profile? I need more pics of me smiling but it's a bathroom selfie so idk

>>24356921
Er, left swipe. Fuck I have LEFT and RIGHT on my fucking wrists you'd think I'd remember which is which.

>>24356924
there is something terrifically unsettling about this picture. it's like a polaroid you'd find in a serial killer's basement.

maybe it's the lighting.

anyway try taking a smiling pic outside or in natural light.

>>24356921
Well chicks seem to be into basement pedophiles ;)

>>24356985
Your words say you're getting laid but that emoji says 'please don't call my bluff'.

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Which is a better main profile pic? This is what I was using.

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>>24357248
But I'm thinking of changing it to this. Phone rotated the picture for some reason.

>>24357018
>>24349476
das me

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just starting out. suggestions?

I only have this photo on mine. Btw Im 19 yo

And the status thing say

"Musician, bukowski's apprentice and lover of life."

Should i take photos w my guitar? Other pics? I have others that show my face but my hair ends up looking odd.

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>>24357608

>>24357575
Put 2 first.

>>24357575
your first pic is like a masterclass in what not to put on tinder, caught between two girls, at your most pudgy and least bearded

>>24357608
>>24357610
try to put yourself in the shoes of someone else looking at this picture and deciding if they're attracted to you

>>24357852
haha fair. is it bad to have no pics with friends then?

>>24357865
yours isn't actually the worst cause you can tell who you are instead of having to guess the person out of a group shot. But you don't wanna look like you're trying to show off the girls that you hang out with, even if you aren't consciously trying to do that

>>24357947
ok. appreciate the advice

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How can i do better?

>>24358005

change "slightly less" to "slightly more"

don't be insecure bro, even if you are ugly.

>>24358005
>>24358037
Not even that ugly. If you have any pictures of you partying/with friends/smiling I think you'd do fine. But yeah change the bio

>>24357402
Yes I too have lots of randoms message me but that doesn't mean I'm getting laid

>>24357575
please reconsider your main pic, it sort of makes you look douchey. other than that i dig it

>>24358005
actually i find this pretty charming, I'd definitely give you a chance. add more pics though

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Ready to get torn down

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>>24334683
You look like that nerdy muslim kid of fake bomb making fame.

>>24358333
Man, I've got so many tinder accounts now. Thanks for all the screen caps gents, hopefully this will increase my matches.

>>24346002
>qt
>smoker

pick one.

>>24358333

Remove the word have from line 2. Not to be mean but the person in pic 4 at the front is probably a turn off for most people. Maybe make pic 2 your main since mirror selfies are pretty lame if you're not a girl (they can get away with anything -____- )

is this spotify thing working for anyone? i don't even see an option to add my spotify account

>>24358911
bro came here to post the same thing, it isn't working lol

>>24358912
well shit man

what song were you gonna use

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Here's my profile, I'm up for a rate and any tips?

>>24358471
Oh god, I never noticed that typo. Prolly got left there from the previous edit. Thanks dude

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Just got this help?

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Did the algorithm change? I used to pull 5-6 matches a week now I'm only 1-2. Even when I swipe everyone until i hit the swipe limit i get no matches

>>24360716

>Even when I swipe everyone until i hit the swipe limit
Great way to kill your attractiveness score.

>>24361501
Hows does that work

>>24362205

Thinder uses the ELO rating system, just like CS:GO and League of Legends, but for attractiveness. If your chance to get a swipe back is high (because they are more ugly compared to you) and they don't swipe back, your attrectiveness rating goes way down.

If you blindly swipe everybody you will get to the lower tiers of the attractiveness scale and will end up with all the uggos and bots, good luck!

>>24362230
interesting, thanks for the info. I will probably reset my account this weekend so i can get a fresh start.

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>>24334133
Reddit was no help last time I asked. Let's see what y'all think.

>>24362400
update, replaced pic 6 with a picture with a dog

>>24362400
maybe switch 2 and 1. 1 is a cool pic, but can't really see what you look like.

>>24362400

delete 4 and 6. Especially 6. Your head looks way too big, like a child's. find a better first picture.

change your bio to something simpler. write "drummer" or something stupid and short

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Alright, let me have it

>>24335641
What the fuck did you do with your OPSEC airman

>>24350375
Fucking lol

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Please just tell me what pics to use. What to feature in particular. I have more...

>>24349218

any help?

>>24362850
Yes

1) Pic 4 (if cropped to just you), 2, and 5 are the best. 1 looks creepy like you're in a dingy basement. In pic 3 your beard looks a bit too unkempt.

2) Take out "Oh, you're actually reading this?" immediately, because it sounds like you're saying you don't think any women would actually be interested in you to click your profile.

3) Take out "politics" from your interests straight away.

4) Photoshop out blemishes on pic 2. Looks like your skin is usually good so unless you will be turning up to the date with blemishes then photoshop them out.

>>24362850
>>24362874
P.S. I said "just cropped to you" because I meant if you were to feature it. If you leave it as a supporting pic you can leave it uncropped.

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halp

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>>24362900
why tf do you need help stacy? i bet you're sittin on like 200 matches

>>24362475
Any comments at all? They are appreciated!

>>24363064
>>24362475
I'd consider featuring 6.

I'd consider removing "software engineering" it gives off nerdy vibes. Same with video games and "specializing in game design".

I'd consider removing "(I try, okay?)" because it sounds low confidence.

I would experiment removing the last bit insulting other women on Tinder. Part of me feels like it might make them feel too pressured. But I'm not sure. Also comma after "waiting for me to" lol.

Delete shot 5. It's like identical to 1 and 3 just in a different setting lol. It's also an unbalanced number of selfies. I would probably do:

6, 2, 1 as the photoset.

>>24362900
Delete 3 and 5 IMO. You look significantly taller than your mate and guys might assume you're 6'0.

Remove "frequently awkward". Even though 0.00001% of guys won't care. It's like salesmanship, there are good ways to phrase everything. You don't look socially awkward desu... But if you have to leave something like that in there I'd put "quirky".

>>24362900
>>24363127

PS please choose a photoset for me: >>24362561

>>24363113
Makes sense, thanks a bunch!

>>24362561
Maybe take some where you're smiling, either from a party (genuine) or replace one with a grin.

Otherwise you're pretty good with 3, 5, 9 and 12.

>>24363315
I can't get pics really apart from selfies. I have to bug people when I'm out to take pictures and they always look at me like I'm autistic for even asking.

I like 3 but I look boss eyed. My current set is:

12, 2 (my face looks different though coz I'm on E it makes my face wider), 9.

All of my pictures are shit desu because I only get non-selfies once in a blue moon.

What's a good profile setup to get nerdy girls?

>>24336893
was that a fresh prince reference

>>24360716
advice on this anyone?

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I keep matching with people. What am I doing wrong?

>>24363560
kek

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>>24363565
It's not funny. It's been 2 days. What am I doing wrong

>>24363569
Do you live in a big city?

>>24363590
No

>tfw you just want to add cute boys to talk dirty and exchange pics but they all want to meet up

>>24363596
Do you live in a city or some shit? I'm lucky to to even get 10 girls to pop up on tinder a day

>>24363607
I live near a reasonably large city, but I wouldn't call it big. I swipe left on probably 80% of girls because I think race mixing is haram and I don't like fatties.

>>24363613
Alright I was looking for reasons to justify not getting as many matches tbqh. I got like 30 in a week.

>>24362561
3, 8, 9, 10, 12

>>24363026
who's Stacy? and it's more like 400

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How's my profile?

>>24363625
Look at you with your jew fro and your pictures by the ocean.

>>24363628
my hair in the first pic is at its longest, shame really i literally had it cut 4 days after this pic was taken and its much shorter and better now

this girl I matched with lists anime as one of her 4 interests. is it alright if I open by just asking her is she has been watching any anime lately?

If its in her interests I figure that means she likes to talk about anime, but my brain is so hardwired to thinking that opening a conversation with a girl by bringing up anime is the most autistic thing I could do

>>24363624
So why do you need help? How many have you actually hooked up with?

>>24363747

She's probably like most whores who don't actually want to meet. They'll message you a few times then disappear. It's a way for worthless sluts to boost their self esteem without actually doing anything.

>>24362400
Lmao we have two mutual friends on facebook

>>24360104
>>24360104
>>24360104
2 days and still no matches. Should I be changing any pictures?

What makes for a good bio?

Rate bloxx

>>24362900
Elena did you post in the slut thread?! BAKA I recognize those lips.

I made and deleted two accounts (long, uninteresting story). Tried to make a third, but it won't give me a new SMS code. Any ideas about what to do other than wait for customer service to respond?

>>24360104
start over and become an attractive person, being the guy with weed will only get you so far in life

>>24363756
wouldn't that make her the opposite of a slut?

>>24363625
closed mouth smiles are for assholes

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>>24334133
How can I improve? Also am I just fugly as fuck because I get absolutely I matches

>>24366080
You live in a small town or something?

You're definitely not ugly, the worst thing might be putting your height in your profile, or your fake smile. Try to take pics looking more confident, and have more than 2 pics.

>>24366495
Ok thanks man. I live in South Africa in a large white area. Still jack shit

>>24366080
when I saw the thumbnail I thought you were trolling us with pictures of Elliot Rodger

tinder isn't notifying me of matches and messages, like push notifications or whatever it's called, wtf?

also, what's the ideal time between masturbating and chatting with matches? right after jizz I have no ambition to make the slightest effort but if I wait too long I get creepy and desperate

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had maybe 3 matches or so since I got back on this

>>24366776
Yeah I may like guns but im not a homicidal autist

>>24366802
skip that joke and change your profession on facebook to Professional DJ Qualls lookalike, women like success

>>24366802
considering throwing this selfie in the mix, probably the best picture of me

does it matter what you put in your profile? i have a bunch of random likes of mine in mine

also should i pay for tinder plus for that infinity swipe

>>24366849
>also should i pay for tinder plus for that infinity swipe
>>24362230

>>24366776

My tinder has been like that for a while. I'm on iOS (eww) and even deleted the app and reinstalled it and it was the same way. My settings are always the same. Not like it matters anymore since i remade my tinder on Saturday, got 2 matches on Sunday and haven't gotten anything since then. My matches haven't responded to my messages either. 1 did and we talked for a little then she ghosted when I asked her a question

>>24366080
>1.73 m

Therein lies the reason for few matches. It's okay though, girls who are shorter will be good. Just expect fewer matches because girls over that height will probably left you.

>>24367169
I think I will just remove htat then

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Any tips? Idk what I should make my first pic or which I should change

>>24367257
I'd swipe right

>>24367257
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it bugs me that 5 out of 6 pictures you can't see your eyes, otherwise solid profile

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Don't even use it that often but fuck it what do you boys think.

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I am a Russian guy in the middle of Europe (Vienna to be exact).

I have a lot of interests that are not that often to see (not shitty TV-music-books-traveling stuff).

But I want to put a stupid joke of how Russian I am. Or a simple meaningless line, but something like "vodka balalaika bear" would not suffice.
What should I put? Preferably not related to politics.

>get next to no matches/views on dating sites profiles
>ask for advice; get told to shave beard
>shave beard, now look like a teenager
>still nothing

Should I just quit?

>>24367519

Honestly yeah. For some reason I keep going back to tinder but when I stopped using ok Cupid and when I stop using tinder temporarily I just feel better. It's really depressing/lame/shitty using this stuff daily with zero results. It's even worse when you message someone a really good message on ok Cupid, they look at your profile and never reply.

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>>24367490
I love hardbass, getting as drunk as possible, playing cards squating with gopniks on the street, and doing my passions all at once. Don't have your girlfriends steal my vodka or else i'll have to stalk(h)er. Cheeki Breeki!

Also wear pic related clothing

>>24367687
what kinds of girls use OKC?

>>24363601

had a girl calling my ass about 30 minutes into meeting her and she was telling me how much she wanted to get off and shit and meanwhile I was not prepared to hear all that

>>24368178

Where I am it's like tinder, so every type of girl. Some are disgusting, either fat, ugly or both but you also get some girls that are insanely hot where you know they're just there for the attention. Most girls are and look fairly average. I've only ever had a conversation with one girl before so I don't know the likelihood of hooking up. Everyone on tinder says no hook ups in their bios. No idea if they actually follow that.