Roast thread

>>24333354
I need to know your gender first.

>>24333358
Haha got em :^)
(Female if you legitimately cannot tell)

>>24333354
Theres nothing to roast, nothing stands out
You are simply the most mundane looking person ive ever seen in my entire life. I hope you have a 'nice personality'

>>24333354
Kinda cute. Too bad you aren't white though.

You look like a Jonas Brother

>>24333354
You look like a mix between the two cutest girls I ever dated. Marry me pls, will pay a million dollars for you to live with me and cook and clean

>>24333376
top kek

>>24333382
Sold
>>24333369
Straight for the jugular I luh it

>>24333433
I'm gonna need some throwaway contact information there bae

>>24333354
you look like a literal gypsy

would smash then gas

>>24333433
You should probably post more pictures. Would make roasting a bit easier. The one you posted is a bit unclear, doesn't show flaws or your body or anything.

I swear to god, if you are actually a trap...

>>24333354
Did a blind person teach you to selfie? Wait are you blind?

>>24333464
Are you trying to insult her, or are you trying to make us feel sorry for her?

>>24333467
Someone posted that they would fuck her then murder her and this is the one you reply to?

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>>24333467
They tried, at least

>>24333479
Soc is so crazy and backwards xD

>>24333479
Well, she does look a bit like a gypsy.

>>24333492
I love making fun of people but you seem okay. You a cutter?

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Fuck me up, anon.

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Good luck nerds

>>24333515
Looks like you've fucked yourself up enough. Did you cut that hair blindfolded?

>>24333481
Are you some sort of a drug dealer?

From that angle your jaw looks really huge. The good news is that you now no longer look like a trap. The jaw is too big.

Anyways, what's up with your hair? In the previous picture it was shoulder length, and now it's past your shoulders? Is it because of some sort of over active southern hair growth gene? Did you have to shave between taking the pictures? I don't even want to ask about your leg hair.

>>24333515
That's one ugly hair you got. Bet it's cursed. Bet you were trying to have it shaved off, but your hair strangled the barber before they could finish and now you hair is even more fucked up.

>>24333515
your haircut is disgusting. nearly puked.

>>24333354
You look like you sell homemade CD's outside of the coffee shop that you work at/ got fired from recently.

>>24333515
What's with the nose? Did you have it broke once or twice? If that's your go to hair do, I would probably hit you too.

>>24333519
Can't roast, too cool
>>24333515
You look British in the worst way possible

>>24333515
If you aren't going to put more effort into your Emo kid from South Park cosplay why would I craft a decent insult?

>>24333515
I put a Q-tip in my ass, pulled it out and took a pic.

This is that photo.

>>24333562
Glad to see Tracy Morgan on the road to recovery!

>>24333562
your favourite sweets are market leading cuz of you

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Idc what guys say since I'm lesbian so girls only roast me

>>24333354
That's a cute girl, but looks kinda like a drug addict from some cheap band culture documentary.
That's kind of my type though.

>>24333583
Ur ugly

>>24333556
>British in the worst way possible

How can you know, you don't see his teeth.

>>24333519
Ah you think irony is your ally? You merely adopted the ironic shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a genuine sentiment until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

>>24333583
I don't know why even bother, everyone knows that lesbians don't have a sense of humor.

>>24333562
Yolanda, 25, 4 kids does hair without a license from her mom's house, doesn't pay taxes. Wants a Good man with a job and a degree, fucks cholos tho.

>>24333519
The "In Memory Of Suicide Kid" page of the HS yearbook.

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>>24333561
Lmfao

>>24333583
Do you legitimately think your sexual orientation is so important that only women could roasts you? I can't even tell if that was a meta joke or not.

>>24333564
>implying I was in your ass :^)
>Doesn't matter, had sex

>>24333354
dont make a roast thread, just go into any regular fucken rate thread and roast people you putz.

This thread is garbage because people are forcing the roast so everything they say is absolute shit trash and not even funny.

>>24333556
>brittish in the worst way possible
Wat, I don't get it

Also op is qt 3.14/10, would be nervous to approach

>>24333630
Whoa, that's some meta roasting right there! Good work, mang!

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I usually get roasted even in rate friends lol so lets hear it

>>24333823
rate threads****

>>24333799
Who the fuck put a jumpscare in the thread? That smile is ghastly

>>24333823
The football team of your choice sucks.

>>24333571
Underrated lmao
>>24333823
You look like you've never had a meaningful relationship in your life
>>24333799
Don't have a roast for u bb but I would def love playin with those titties

>>24333823
I bet even your mom was reluctant to kiss you

>>24333823
Is that a blob fish on drugs oh wait it's just a football hooligan

>>24333910
i dont even need a picture of this guy to roast him, check her filename dumbass. probably not even her you thirsty faggot.

>>24333354
You hair looks like it a used up mop

>>24333515
Are you little Richard's albino cousin?

>>24333562
Girl I know you're hiding rolls of insecurities, give us a wider view, should be easy for you.

>>24333583
Your facial structure makes it that you don't have to buy a Guy Fawkes mask.

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roast my half korean half messican ass plus im a tranny so throw in some good ones ya feel

I tried.

>>24333354
I can't tell if you're a depressed lesbian or a guy who is so deprived of attention you're turning into a twink.
>>24333515
Your hair.
>>24333583
Was your daddies cock really that bad it turned you off men entirely?
>>24333823
I could point out your flaws but it'd take too long.
I could probably use your head to sail the seven seas.
>>24334404
I'd only fuck you twice.
>>24334369
Your fucked up mental state is evident just by looking at that retarded facial expression. Not to mention the fact you can't seem to afford any decent skin cream

>>24334431
aww that was so nice

>>24334404
>That facial asymmetry tho
It's like one of those draw the other half picture.
Honestly if you hadn't said tranny I wouldn't have guessed it.

>>24334369
You're probably that one Anon that posts this girls pictures. Did she not want to date you or something?

>>24334363
You look like a supreme gentleman if there's a good time to skip school or work Holla Atcha Boy.

>>24334454
its cause i was trying to make my dimple stand out LOLLL :( dont judge mi

>>24334431
is it ironic that i have a perfect complexion. Believe it or not i actually only use baby lotion since i'm highly sensitive to anything else.

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Roast me cunts, although not too hard I may cry

>>24334492
That's so interesting.
>>24334436
Your lipstick's messy.
>>24334498
You look like you belong on /r9k/

>>24334042
your amazing

>>24334476
This is a roasting thread senpai, I like your hair though.

>>24334498
You look like the love child of Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro.

>>24334042
Post Sunday Brunch Instragam selfie of a proud Metro sexual and self proclaimed "Old Soul."

>>24334498
chucky's older brother?

>>24334404
post benis

>>24334689
no fag

>>24334698
post ass

>>24334707
I dont have an ass i cut it off

>>24334738
And then you put it on your face? That explains why you're so ugly

>>24334060
I-I was blindsided by the tiddies

>>24333583
No need to post your a dike we can all tell by the off chromosome look ya squishy face retard

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>>24334361
What rolls?

>>24333799
you look awful, i don't even want to insult you, i just feel bad for you

>>24334920
you look like the demented offspring of a beaver and a rat.

>>24336533
oh shit, you're so mean i literally cringed

>>24333823
I loved the ketchup tube you had in your room :^)

>>24333515
You look like a B list Casey Neistat impersonator who couldn't figure out to use a mirror to cut his own hair.

>>24334920
You look like Shrek is auditioning for Jersey Shore.

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Roasting Material

>>24336636
thx bb u got a damn nice ass

>>24336670
You look like when people ask you what you do for a living you say "Youtuber", but you only got 4 subs.

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>>24333515
Did you clean the drain with your head before posting?
>>24336666
You're an asshole for uploading pics of your naked bf on 4chin.
>>24336670
Did you ever get your GED?

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>>24336666
There's nothing at all wrong with this image, nice satan trips
>>24336670
You look like you've dropped a couple mix tapes but you got no bars so u just rhyme every word with itself
>>24336844
Your sideburns contain enough hair to keep an Inuit warm for several winters

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fuck me up /soc/

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What is a roast? Roast me

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>>24333354

>>24333354
You're really cute but you look like you could be dissatisfied with anything

>>24333515
You'd look better with a noose round your neck desu

>>24333562
tits or gtfo

>>24337342
very cute. Single?

>>24333823
You look like you was dropped on your face at birth but that would also explain the Manchester United shirt.

you have the kind of face that sais "My uncle touched me when I was 6 and I liked it"

>>24336844
You're the kind of guy that boasts about fucking highschoolers.
>>24337342
Forget the roast where are your pupils?

>>24336971
No roasts? :(
I am disappoint.

>>24336971
>>24337651
Lose some weight you fat hoe

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You know the deal, fuck my shit up Familia

>>24337661
finally! thanks m9

>>24336971
You're just super generic. Like you're named Annie or Liz but people call you both and you're actually named Britney but you never correct them. You could be one my sisters friends but not one I masturbate to.

>>24336666
I'm not going to humiliate you for free when you contact fag edom Daddies and pay them to do that.
Nice quads tho your post not your body.

>>24337694
How do you know that?

>>24337892
Maybe I am an edom daddy. Maybe I read the subtext in your pictures.

>>24336971
wheres your top lip

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>>24333823
you gormless twat
with a face like that, of course you support united
I see a bright future for you as a ted cruz impersonator
>>24336971
counted on to have a applebees gift card or three in her purse
>>24337342
class picture for cult leader school
>>24337667
look like youd go half on a bag, then when it shows up you cant find your money
die
>>24337892
you sooooo gay
>>24337920
subtext implies subtlety

>>24336971
Fat MEW.
>>24333354
RBF on point.

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fuck my shit up yo

>>24333354
you actually look pretty cool though. id start a band with you
>>24333515
u look like bert from sesame street
>>24333519
where do i even start
>>24333583
not even gonna bother
>>24334404
still don't believe you're a tranny
>>24336666
why

>>24338668
Your clothes are fucking ridiculous. Also

>Hanging pictures at dick height

>>24334738
lol

lets fuck and chill

>>24338668
Nigga you so tiny the doorknob is on the same level as your navel.

>>24339344
Are you seriously that poor you can't afford a mirror and have to take selfies in public restrooms?

>>24333354
>roast me

this isn't reddit you dumb bitch

>>24339393
You have to be over 14 to post on this board.

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It only counts if you tell me stuff i haven't already thought about myself.

>>24336971
>>24333354
Also mcfucking post more.

>>24337426
Yes.

>>24333823
you're pretty cute, i'd dress you like a girl and fuck your ass

>>24339393
You cant post if you can eat free at Denny's

>>24339218
I bet you had a normal childhood

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>>24340336
Perhaps
>>24339393
Sjw or preteen boy?
>>24339344
I'm sure that tatoo on ur arm says something basic like "live, kek, love"
>>24338668
Only if it's progressive dreamfunk
>>24336971
Doesn't actually know how to read, has been successfully faking it her whole life up to this point
>>24337342
Spends $ on expensive clothes but it doesn't fill the void in his heart
>>24339597
:( don't be so hard on urself pham

>>24336971
i would spit roast you, sure.

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>>24333823

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Do your best

>>24341999
You could run a projector on your forehead!

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End my fucking life /soc/

>>24339393
Has permanent "potato" face.

>>24339597
Thin skin, emotionally and physically. You probably push everyone away in your life, for fear of hurting them/yourself. Also, start taking some damn multivitamins. You look malnourished.

>>24343219
I don't have to push since no one is pulling.

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Ah, fuck it... why not.

This "roast me" shit belongs on Reddit

>>24333515

The only thing more fucked up than your hair are the fucked up things you do to women in your basement.

>>24333562

I have seen some fat bitches, but you take the cake. Literally, you have to rob bakeries to look that bloated.

>>24333823

You look like the kind of loser who shoots himself and your dad laments the loss of the bullet more than the loss of his son.

>>24333583

You munch so much carpet that your food pyramid consists of penicillin, dental dams, and disappointing your Christian parents.

>>24333354

I bet the only thing more annoying than your voice are the names you have given your 30 cats. When you die alone, do you think they will eat your nose or your ears first?

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>>24333354

>>24344117

Your hair looks like it is better suited for blowing across the desert in a western than covering your skull.

All roasting aside, you are cute and I like your dress.

>>24344131
oy its a boy m8

>>24344117
Hi, Joe Elliot.
I just want you to know that Hysteria is my favorite album of all time.

>>24344131
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>>24344203
m-mean...

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>>24333838
underrated post
>>24336971
>fuck me up /soc/
I'll fuck you up for sure
>>24337305
your face
>>24339393
literal everything
>>24344117
LOL

>>24333354

I-I bet you smell funny, b-baka.

>>24344117
Roast cute girl? ??

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Let's have some fun shall we?

>>24344606
I know you're hoping that your tits will make up for your face but they're too saggy.
I can see it in your eyes that you already know though.

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>>24344837
I know. <3

>>24333354
Hi I’m a generic hipster who tried to act cultured but was a sheltered child and this is my coffee shop. I work here with my wife and my twink boi slave , Big Hoss, and in 19 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what im gonna stick up my roast beef looking vag.