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>>24331403
Holy fuck modern medicine is amazing! It's so awesome to see that Bert and Ernie were finally able to have a child of their own.

Drake bell has come a long way from his tv days. Now he's a stoner who washes hippos at the zoo.

>>24331403
You look like the love child of Miles Teller and a glob of peanut butter

>>24331403

Gauging your ears, that's easy. Gauging where you fucked up along the way that lead to the decision of gauging your ears, now that's a little harder.

You could probably flag down a rescue plane with your pale-ass fore-arms, you iridescent fuck.

Assholes who wear beanies with summer wear are like someone who wears a balaclava with a fucking bikini; fucking retarded.

Also, fuck your ponytail bracelet. The only hair you'll be putting up is the fluff from your shitzhu's tail while you fuck it you pale-ass goon.