New Assumptions Thread.

File: image.jpg (231KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 1200x1600px

>>24322340
Registered sex offender.

File: Snapchat selfie.jpg (724KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

724KB, 720x1280px

>>24322340
You're 22
You like to play CS Go and you like to watch baseball/basketball

>>24322355
Your major is in Gender studies and woman's studies and believe in "white guilt" and hate straight white males bcuz your current occupation doesn't pay you enough money and you're trying to pay your student loans

File: 25.jpg (166KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 960x960px

>>24322355
Is an asshole

>>24322357
Decently friendly fellow

>>24322340
Insecure

>>24322357
Obvious Isis supporter
>>24322372
Obvious transfemale

File: local anime hero.png (307KB, 510x687px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 510x687px

Uploaded this shit to my FB a few hours ago. Not sure to put it on Tinder or if most girls won't see the irony.

>>24322376
Oh really? What makes you say that?

>>24322372
Has a creative side, likes to draw and paint.

File: Shade.jpg (148KB, 605x807px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 605x807px

>>24322372
Relaxed. Likes to hang at home but will gladly go out with friends.
>>24322357
Doesnt hang out with others often. You do your own thing and are happy with it.
>>24322355
Easily offended. You dislike people for disagreeing with you.
>>24322340
A tad lonely.

File: mepic1.jpg (132KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 960x1280px

>>24322340
Into sports
>>24322355
One of those girls that believes "If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my worst" and uses that as an excuse to be a cunt all the time
>>24322357
studying medicine or engineering
>>24322372
wants to be a veterinarian
>>24322380
only semi-ironically a huge weaboo
>>24322392
wants to go into law

>>24322393
>wants to be a veterinarian
Not far off

>>24322380
Likes to watch anime
>>24322392
Wants to become a lawyer
>>24322393
You're studying mathematics/Chemistry

File: Snapchat-4591157112158720241.jpg (490KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

490KB, 1440x2560px

>>24322340
Basketballer

>>24322355
Feminist

>>24322357
Techy

>>24322372
Friendly / open

>>24322392
German

>>24322393
Scientist

>>24322395
What do you actually want to do?
>>24322400
>>24322416
Math and science are actually my least favorite subjects because i turn into a retard when looking at numbers, I'm more of a history guy

>>24322420
Shouldn't be too hard to guess. Just think about it

File: endmylife.jpg (176KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 540x960px

>>24322380
An actual pic of my face since the fedora is covering the first one
>>24322393
>>24322400
I actually have only watched like 3 different anime(s?), I just love fucking with weebs.
>>24322355
Slightly cunty because you think it's cute/tolerable
>>24322357
A guy with a bigger nerd powerlevel than most believe since you probably chill in Starbucks for a vast portion of your free time.
>>24322372
A bit shy and introverted but won't say no to a party and is generally nice to be around
>>24322380
A fucking genius guy right here
>>24322392
You look like you don't put up with bullshit but you're still kinda soft around women.
>>24322393
You look like my calc 3 professor
>>24322416
A guy that's fun as shit to go to the bar with and get wasted

>>24322445
Pretty much. Lol
You have a few best friends you always hang out with
>>24322416
I'm part German.
You hate your job.

File: zDbDFre.jpg (44KB, 475x409px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 475x409px

>>24322445

Beta cuck probably like Bernie Sanders and think that blacklivesmatter is fighting against systemic oppression.

File: 20160911_172607.jpg (4MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 5312x2988px

>>24322599
Well you're completely fucking wrong on that, faggot.

>>24322623

Woah really makes me think. Your cool now. Make America Great Again!

File: 1469550326782.jpg (83KB, 734x950px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 734x950px

>>24322625
#MAGA

>>24322357
I'm 18 lmao

>>24322722
Must be the stubble, I'm 20 but with my facial hair I look like I'm 25

File: 000sefuhfds.jpg (18KB, 400x696px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 400x696px

>>24322599
likes gym, works manual labour
>>24322445
studies economy or coputer science
>>24322416
engineering student
>>24322393
works at a pizza place
>>24322392
can be fun and chill but has a mean side
>>24322380
uff I think it's more on the cringy side

File: 20160326_043735.jpg (1MB, 1936x1936px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1936x1936px

>>24322392
into numbers
>>24322393
nice dude, helps others
>>24322599
def a /fit/ guy probably into muh freedoms as well

File: see.jpg (50KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 480x640px

Just saying the first thing that comes to mind

>>24322340
You've lied about doing drugs to seem cool at least once

>>24322355
Clocked in over 1000 hours in an MMO

>>24322357
Cheated on your partner

>>24322372
Have children

>>24322392
Supports Trump, and helps his friends in need

>>24322393
Really good with electronics

>>24322416
beaten someone up who called you a ginger

>>24322445
Shares memes on facebook

>>24322599
The alpha male, the American

>>24324656
Makes sexual/rude jokes

>>24324685
educated, well off family
>>24324679
likes music and gaming

File: Snapchat-4080820774453988841.jpg (566KB, 1440x2392px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 1440x2392px

>>24324656
Thinks too much
>>24322599
Angry and depressed inside

>>24324979
has no gf but would be a great bf

>>24324979
started gymming in the past 2 years

File: 20160630_193923.jpg (3MB, 1821x2846px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1821x2846px

>>24322372
At one stage your favourite song was Sugar We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy

File: my cat i never get to see.jpg (148KB, 1944x1945px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1944x1945px

can do another pic if this one's too shitty

>>24322355
>uses It Works body patches
>>24322357
>tried to do the duck face one time but decided it looks too much like an asshole, now he's afraid to purse his lips too much for every photo since then
>>24322372
>did heavy drugs at one point but found god or some shit. probably lost a good amount of weight at some point
>>24322392
>has a verizon phone : ^)
>>24322393
>i got nothin.
>>24322416
>jokes about the gingers have no soul thing about himself
>>24322445
>touched his buddies dick once before but isn't gay
>>24322599
>is the guy who let his friend touch his dick
>>24324656
>thinks eating pussy is gross (don't worry, i do too)
>>24324685
>smokes
>>24324679
>one of those weird super nice people
>>24324979
>self centered
>>24325089
>reality tv dictates what he wears on a daily basis

>>24325123
>>24325134
lol why do you think that
you like indoor activities

>>24325149
i have no idea, i'm just making random assumptions

if by indoor activities you mean doing nothing sitting on my pc, bingo.

>>24325134
I'll touch your dick kid no homo

>>24325242
bored by what he does. wants a change

How the fuck am I supposed to know? I'd reply too if I knew what I was doing

>>24324716
yep, a music fan of all kinds, i played a few games in my time
>>24325134
i'd consider myself a loving person, i try to be but not weird nice

WTF happened to the other assumption thread? It was in top pages last night.

>>24326748
sleep tight memey

>>24326748
Likes to grill marinated chicken legs, drink bud light and watch the Dallas Cowboys

File: IMG_20160827_181547.jpg (156KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 960x1280px

>>24326748
gets wasted often, makes a lot of inappropriate jokes
>>24325242
is bored by himself, not yet able to change his life around
>>24325123
plays the guitar, stays home a lot because he prefers being around his cat rather than shitty people
>>24325089
has a very specific routine in his life, kinda passive-aggressive
>>24324979
goes to the gym because it helps with his mental stability

>>24329124
always there for his friendes, helps people out with their computers and is generally very nice

File: 0fsdjgkdfs.jpg (75KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 960x960px

>>24329850
tried different hair colors but prefers natural
>>24329124
strong political opinions, hard to get jokes

File: Untitled-1.jpg (190KB, 959x1280px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 959x1280px

too little social repertoire to even try