Assumptions thread

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>>24313450
Virgin

>>24313450
You like that shirt too much

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>>24313450
wants to be a writer
>>24313457
on the no fly list

will come do a few more when there's more to do

>>24313450
Virgin
>>24313457
Virginx2
>>24313819
No soul.

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>>24313450
Loved Harry Potter as a child
>>24313457
Deals weed
>>24313819
Smokes weed

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>>24313450
Runs an indie music blog
>>24313457
won't leave girls alone at the club
>>24313819
Speaks Irish
>>24313844
Killed at least 3 people

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>>24313450
into comics and movies, awkward around girls
>>24313457
wants a gf very badly, listens to alternative rock
>>24313819
is planning an exchange year, played the violin as a kid
>>24313844
wants to change his life, but unsure how

>>24313872
smokes cigarettes but only to escape people

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>>24313450
I like your shirt dude! And is that a tattoo underneath? I feel like you're quite creative, and work in a creative field or you're still in school for it.
>>24313457
The kind of dude that's kind of reserved and to himself in real life. Stand up guy when it comes to being there for his friends.
>>24313819
Your hair is awesome and I like your septum as well. You'd like to go to musea mor often than you're doing at the moment.

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>>24313450
Underage twink
>>24313457
Isis trainee
>>24313819
Airbrushed
>>24313872
Registered Sex offender
>>24313907
Wastes his life on here

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>>24313450
Was sired by a polygon

>>24313457
Hasn't realised the sense in a little beard trim

>>24313819
Gets "Hey, you look like Brave" often

>>24313844
Has an annoying voice

>>24313872
Does not regret the nose piercing.

>>24313878
Seems a little too 'normal' to be around these parts

>>24313907
"Yes, I am this cool"

>>24313914
Smells nice

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>>24313450

theater major, hung

>>24313457

good cook

>>24313819

artist/creative type, environmentalist

>>24313844

jeffrey dahmer

>>24313872

thinks he's god's gift to women

>>24313878

Excited for pumpkin spice, wears Uggs

>>24313907

in the IRA

>>24313914

Medical technician

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>>24313457
tall
>>24313819
likes books and tea
>>24313844
likes RPG's
>>24313872
listens to alternative music
>>24313878
likes to doodle in her freetime
>>24313907
takes too much selfies
>>24313914
has very positive attitude
>>24313929
thinks he can distinguish a good wine/beer from the bad ones
>>24313931
has a talent no one knows about

>>24313878
Too fucking accurate

>>24313931
My hat clearly says Dairy Queen dumbfuck, so no.

>>24313929
people keep telling me i look like a normie
i spent so much time on 4chan now, that i actually see it as kind of an insult lol

>>24313931
ugh uggs and pumpkin spice

>>24313937
yes! you've recently discovered the joy of alcohol
>>24313931
creative yes, but fuck the earth...you'regoing to school to do something like architecture
>>24313929
all the time and i say no, she looks like me...you play in a band but aren't a douche about it
>>24313914
nope...you have very low self esteem
>>24313907
i actually work at one so...you feel protective of others weaker than you
>>24313878
i played flute and still do...you're studying hairdressing or beauty
>>24313872
i've never been to ireland, i assume you drink alone a lot
>>24313844
listens to smooth jazz and smokes cigars

>mfw 2 people already think i'm a serial killer
I should buy a new pair of glasses

>>24313965
omg I wanted to type flute first! haha no, not studying anything like that

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>>24313907
Scares people off with apperence, is actually a non-violent person
>>24313914
Gets bored of social interaction
>>24313929
Stutters often
>>24313931
uncomfortable in social interaction
>>24313937
Likes way too many music festivals

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>>24313450
Narcissist
>>24313457
Relaxed guy, likes TV
>>24313819
Stressed a lot, likes to read
>>24313844
A lot of internalized anger
>>24313872
Want a way to escape current life situation
>>24313878
Pretty chill girl, great at conversation
>>24313907
Tries hard to impress
>>24313914
Easily irritated and overly confident
>>24313929
A little shy but really open up once people get to know you
>>24313931
Mommy issues
>>24313937
Google image search
>>24314003
Took a picture in a cockpit so you can convince people you know how to fly.

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>>24313450
nice enuff guy
>>24313457
gets sick of christian bale jokes
>>24313819
gets sick of people wanting to touch her hair
>>24313844
listens to .flac
>>24313872
Italian
>>24313878
You actually have a lot of insight into people because they tend to open up around you without quite realizing it
>>24313907
you really get into ska
>>24313914
you REALLY get into ska
>>24313929
you have a pretty solid stock portfolio but you don't brag about it
>>24313931
you spend like twenty minutes on your hair each morning
>>24313937
your fingers taste good?

>>24313931
Is a little skittish and squirrely
>>24313937
Is annoying
>>24314003
Actually is really fuckin cool
>>24314019
Is a little camp (and terribly cute)
>>24314034
Is dependable


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>>>24313929(You)
>thinks he can distinguish a good wine/beer from the bad ones
Beer maybe. Wine no. Whisky yes.
>>24313949
>people keep telling me i look like a normie
>i spent so much time on 4chan now, that i actually see it as kind of an insult lol
Reee ;)
>>24313965
>you play in a band but aren't a douche about it
I wish I did
>>24314003
>Stutters often
I do not
>>24314034
>A little shy but really open up once people get to know you
Indeed
>>24314059
>you have a pretty solid stock portfolio but you don't brag about it
I wish, i'm woeful with money.

>>24314059
Wants to go camping

>>24313937
sauce

>>24313929
sired_by_a_polygon?_Are_you_reffering_to_my_good_bone_structure_or_something?_Haha

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>>24313450
likes league
>>24313457
has sold drugs at least once
>>24313819
tree hugger
>>24313844
neet
>>24313872
drinks a lot
>>24313878
english major
>>24313907
goes to the gym frequently
>>24313914
works somewhere like bestbuy or gamestop
>>24313929
friendly with a hearty laugh
>>24313931
into girls
>>24313937
posts a lot on facebook
>>24314003
outgoing
>>24314034
aggressive
>>24314059
plays an instrument

>>24314089
Goes out to bars a lot
>>24314059
Dubstep enthusiast

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>>24313450
artistic
>>24313457
skater
>>24313819
looks innocent parties hard
>>24313844
meth on occasion
>>24313872
ate ass once just to try it
>>24313878
is hot
>>24313907
likes heavy metal and punk rock
>>24313914
plays the tuba
>>24313929
likes psychedelics
>>24313931
doesn't really need glasses
>>24313937
occasionally posts nudes on /b/ for a thrill
>>24314003
understands the concept of a microphone
>>24314019
does not have 20/20 vision or better
>>24314034
raped mom
>>24314059
gets hit on by gay guys, handles it well
>>24314089
is in a college dorm and currently bored

>>24313937
>>24314059

Got me right

>>24313450
Likes comics and video games too much

>>24313457
Smokes a ton of pot

>>24313819
Really wants to be different

>>24313844
Keeps shirt on when swimming

>>24313872
Likes indie music

>>24313878
Pretentious

>>24313907
Knows a lot of people doesn't have many close friends

>>24313914
Hypocritical and easily offended

>>24313929
Spent a lot of time in the friendzone

>>24313931
Has a tumblr account

>>24313937
Daddy issues

>>24314182
Cries after a night of drinking

>>24315803
Watches too much Youtube

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>>24315803
into comedy
>>24315514
gets friend zoned
>>24314182
college student, mopy
>>24314089
odd but gets along with people
>>24314059
pissy
>>24314034
stem degree hang out on vg

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>>24315857
studies sth healthcare related or IT
>>24315803
loves gaming and car races
>>24315514
educated, friendly
>>24314182
likes baseball and golf
>>24314089
college student, engineering
>>24314059
thoughhtful dude, likes music and reading

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>>24314182
Too tired student
>>24315514
Home-grown stand up comediant
>>24315803
Kinda freelance designer
>>24315857
Ex-Chick magnet got a hangover
>>24315878
Oldschool Painter

>>24315893
/fa user. critical thinking

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>>24315893
degree in some sort of "arts"

>>24315878
can't close his mouth

>>24315857
insecure about his looks

>>24315514
overall nice guy

>>24314182
complains alot

>>24314089
optimistic about everything

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>>24316093
idk why that pic looks so weird. here's a better one

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>>24313450
Secretly bisexual

>>24313457
That goatee took 3 months to grow

>>24313819
Mom hates your nose piercing

>>24313844
Good at calculus

>>24313872
Got your nose pierced for some girl but now every girl you talk to hates it

>>24313878
Not actually a photo of you

>>24313907
Deustchland

>>24313914
"genderfluid"

>>24313929
Computer technician

>>24313931
Definitely an artist/writer, but the kind that actually does stuff, instead of just telling everyone you're an artist/writer. Also you own either a cat, a small dog, or some sort of reptile.

>>24313937
"Wants to date, but nothing serious" on your POF profile

>>24314003
Wanted to be an astronaut but settled for the military

>>24314019
3.85 GPA

>>24314034
Has an iPhone with a cracked screen

>>24314059
Secretly my long-lost twin brother

>>24314089
Lacks social graces but tries really hard to fit in

>>24314182
Family owns a pitbull

>>24315514
Your name is either Josh, Jason or Mark

>>24315803
le reddit

>>24315857
80% of the storage space on your phone is selfies or ussies with your girlfriend(s)

>>24315878
ROTC

>>24315893
5'8" 122 lbs.

>>24316099
Tumblr

>>24316127
Doesn't bathe, wears a toupee, and is a massive scumbag.

>>24316099
Fucks herself with a hotdog

>>24316093
Fat bitch who is physically unable to wipe her ass

>>24315893
Faggot with constant UTIs from not cleaning the shit out of the slit of his cock.

>>24315878
fat, old pedophile

>>24315857
enjoys child porn

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>>24316165

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>>24316138
6'1" 122 lbs. Almost accurate

>>24316167
Wrong on three counts. I shower once a day, my hair is real, and I'm generally very agreeable.

You're probably a sadomasochist or something along those lines.

>>24316176
It's an assumption thread. It's not like you'd admit to any of that.

>>24316165
edgy. very nice. :)

>>24316201
Not being edgy. You're a fat pig. Medical fact

>>24316241
actually I'm a fat HUMAN. medical fact.

>>24316127
why shouldnt this be a photo of me? wtf

>>24316291
Really?

>>24316673
i dont get how it would benefit me if i didnt post a pic of myself, especially in these kind of threads, but whatever
why would think this isnt me? i mean why me specifically?

>>24316681
I'm not that guy, but people are weird and like attention however they can get it.

'You' are a little too good looking to believably be posting here.

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Might as well do a few
>>24316289
You seem British to me for some reason
>>24316168
Went through a goth or emo phase in middle school
>>24316167
Not very tall but still on the lanky side
>>24316127
Has a lot of 'hippie' friends
>>24316099
Art or design major
>>24315878
Says no to drugs
>>24315857
Danish
>>24315803
Looks old for his age - just finished HS
>>24315514
Has taken a photography class or instructional
>>24314182
Has friends into streetwear
>>24314089
Just moved into his first dorm

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>>24315857
Considers himself a member of the alt right.
>>24315878
Likes movies or something?
>>24315893
Has peculiar taste in most everything.
>>24316099
Is probably good at art.
>>24316127
Some STEM degree
>>24316289
Has struggled with alcoholism.

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>>24316726

>>24316693
lmao well i take it as a compliment then

>>24313450
You're still doing this?

>>24316726
I do
you like gaming and maths
>>24316724
yes tho I did weed but no more
you are fit and fun and have friends but still feel lonely sometimes. maybe bad childhood

>>24313878
You look like shit, stop fucking posting here with buck teeth and shit colored eyes and a fivehead.

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>>24317252

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>>24313937
Pretends to read
>>24314034
Anxiety
>>24314059
Chill

>>24316724
Havent seen you in a while, or have I just been too inactive in these kind of threads for too long?

>>24317845
I don't post that much between work and renovating my new house. Who's this?
>>24316970
My childhood was okay when forget the cringe
>>24316831
As you wish

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>>24317796
Beginning heroin junkie

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>>24313450
You pimp yourself up in the image and attitude of whatever TV series character you're immersed on at a given time.

Usually characters of the distant, 2deep4u, misunderstood genius or injusticed hero type.

Obscure music taste.

>>24313457
Spaniard looking. Weed regular, preferably with friends mostly designated almost entirely for that purpose. Few intimate connections, but you don't spend that much time home.

>>24313819
You probably think, like the millions, you know a lot about photography. Yet you could figure out a proper lighting for that very picture. Probably draw regularly and painted in your 14-16s. Thinks has a good eye for art.

Also you probably often speak in that hum-like soft tone of voice. Sirens never get anyone worthwhile so you might as well drop it. Gossip lover; but only the Sophisticated Gossip of the Youth Elites.

>>24313844
Ye gamer: a sad complex of insecurities physical, intellectual, spiritual. You take solace in the digital fantasy obscuring deep dissatisfaction with your life direction. But in fact you're well above the average in mental abilities, you knew that once; you're a bit too caught up in the hedonistic internet fantasia. Is it the world seems like a stagnated no man's land?

At this point you probably don't care about your own potential, since the world doesn't seem to make much of your ambitions, your goals. You lack more and more a clear knowledge of who exactly you are. Just passing the time.

>>24313872
You surround yourself by tumblr&twitterinas. You are become Facebook too. But hey, Carpe Diem right. The bars @ night, alcohol a million. "Man I don't wanna talk about politics", "I don't even have an opinion."

Favorite gadget: your cellphone. Likely won't adhere much to VR. Used to play sports, and haven't read a book in more than 5 years.

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>>24313450
Expected to do well at school but slacks.
>>24313457
Insecure and projects.
>>24313819
Has Celtic blood or something, you look like Princess Merida.
>>24313844
Owns a tin foil hat.
>>24313907
Listens to slavic hip-hop.
>>24313914
Was a feminist but grew out of it.
>>24313931
Wants to be the most fashionable in the room.
>>24314089
In the army or reserves.

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>>24313878
Warm-hearted empathetic spirit. You try to be nice and pleasant. Always feel emotionally involved in everything. Except when you have to lie, you do so with the bitch-reserves you careful conserve for moments of need.

Overall you're not shallow, but you really lack knowledge of the world around. You make a big drama out of small things, often, when you could invest your time figuring out what sort of things really are worth it. You yet don't know how to sidestep your HUGE, even if pleasant, ego.

>>24313907
You have no solid in ethical views; your logic is emotion, and you're not exactly aware of it; you unwittingly subsidise effeminated culture by subserviently cultivating in yourself the archetypal masculinity-as-aggressiveness.
Probably have a bunch of good, loyal friends.

>>24313914
I'm confused... you're a good person... I'd never get along with you...

>>24313929
The strange adaptation of the masculine american conservative to the liberal internet environment. Probably have an energetic sense of humour, even if self-knowingly not a very "mature" by any sophisticated (to you, pretentious) standards. You don't react well at all to tragedies or drama: you prefer to digest by yourself, in your own privacy. Christian.

>>24313931
You're an eye-roller. Frequently disappointed but you keep on eagerly expecting something out of others you rarely encounter. You like to keep things orderly in place, clean, which probably suggests you're into design, architecture. Maybe even software, less likely. Received a fairly low-tech education with a bookish but not too bookish family; probably lots of technical skills and know-hows; now struggling to keep your own values of orderliness in order when your own habits are getting a bit sluggish.

>>24313937
The gnarly hairdresser type of wit who takes the world as a Reality TV show and doesn't really believe in others' right to privacy. Privacy does not make good television. Drama on the other hand...

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>>24314019
Somewhere in the most primitive regions of your brain, an early childhood exposure to a bit too much of comics and lame cartoons has perversely set your sense of humour at the quantitative value of 2 out of 10, or the qualitative of "grow up." You apparently love this iconic immaturity you perpetuate, in such a manner that any moment spent with you would ultimately be directed, directly or indirectly, at trying to make you see it for what it is (pitiful, also known among women as cute), and for what it is not (not pitiful).

One might never be able to explain to you, and your type, that Women are setting up a conspiracy against Men by not mercilessly slaughtering the man-kids (a wholly new variety of the man-child) anymore, opposed to what they always had done.

>>24318830
very interesting and accurate
Thanks for the elaborate text!

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>>24316093
You feel sorry for others often. You catch them at unnecessary emotional turmoils when they think you're not paying attention. But you do pay attention to how their behaviour affects you, and you try to control your own emotional appearance so as to not upset anyone. Not easy. You probably try to offer others nonjudgmental, neutral compassion, or space.

You're probably on the chan for a place that contradicts everything I wrote

>>24318903
I'm not even sure how to respond.

I don't know if I want to either.

>>24319007
you get an A+. surprisingly accurate.

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>>24319231

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>>24318739
watches only pleb tier cinema

>>24316093
has at least 4 cats

>>24314089
just getting over a bad case of the aids

>>24316726
>Some STEM degree
History actually, but fair enough.

>>24316724
>Has a lot of 'hippie' friends
Eh, not really.

>>24316289
Started smoking at age 15

>>24316724
You do crossfit, and you tell everyone you meet about it

>>24316744
Sophomore biology student, and a pretty decent guy

>>24317796
You live in the city but you're a country boy at heart

>>24318604
You live in the country but you're a city boy at heart

>>24318710
Learned to browse 4chan after being captured and imprisoned in some neckbeard's basement for 5 years before the neighbors finally called animal control

>>24318739
Aspires to be a great writer like Tolkien but can't churn out a decent paragraph

>>24319231
>>24319233
Designated marksman

>>24319249
No deoderant

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ASS-U-ME

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>>24319477
>asking for assumptions
>not making any assumptions

What has this world come to?

>>24319323
You're not wrong lol.

>>24318710

Op here. Seriously what the fuck. That's accurate as hell. I feel as though I have no identity so I copy mannerisms from tv/film characters etc. Currently Richard Ramirez and American horror story. It's not something I can help, it's all I know. It may seem weird but it's some kind of identity problem I guess. Alsi correct on the obscure music taste. Bravo, anon

>>24313937
You're kinda cute

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>>24316127
Possibly will Rikers son
>>24316099
Enjoys indie Films/Music, Spends time reading we comics.
>>24314059
Feels as though he should have a succesfull youtube channel- Should do more music stuff
>>24313937
Enjoys teh taste of her fingers-Dyed hair
>>24313914
Owns at least one Top hat
>>24313819
Spent at least one Halloween as Ginny Weasley
>>24315514
Wished he had a full beard-Should be happy with what he has as it looks fine.

>>24318830

you scare me how accurate you are

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Ho boy

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They are people.

>>24323605
Loves cats
>>24323502
Thinks shirtless wet shower hair looks good
>>24322006
Drummer in a band
>>24319590
Drama queen
>>24319587
Shy but nice once you get to know em
>>24319477
Takes it up the butt

>>24322006
i assume you want to be my bf

>>24323502
you do too

>>24313819
and i assume you want to be my gf

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>>24313457
Really into sports and ex Muslim
>>24313878
Wasting a ton of money in college to become a history teacher
>>24313907
No I dont want your soundcloud mix
>>24313929
Plays way too much Dota
>>24313937
Your choice of music is shit
>>24314089
JORTC was your life in high school
>>24316099
Hoping your blue hair distracts people from your weight
>>24319590
All you do is instagram
>>24323502
Claims to be Homophobic but...........


Wow im mean...

>>24323502
Is anon's crush
>>24323657

>>24318830
Please do me
>>24313809

>>24323660
I did do JROTC in High School but I switched out of it because my CO was an asshole that would only give the drill squad kids As