Fatbot Love Connection

Also add

>Location

Sorry.

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No, fuck you.
>18
>male
>5'10" manlet
>140 lbs
>this diner near my house makes these awesome burgers with unlimited fry refills
>loyalty and mid tier looks. I like shorter qt skinny girls
>Oregon

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>>24311732
>Age
22
>Gender
Take a guess
>Height
5'10
>Weight
230lbs
>Interests
Cycling, seasonal anime/manga, fishing, going on road trips
>Favorite food
bbq ribs
>What you look for in a partner
someone that shares my interests

>>24311732
>age
26
>Gender
Very funny.
>Height
6,3
>Weight
223lbs
>Interests
Anime, Memes, Manga
>Favorite Food
Tendies
>What you look for in a partner
anime schoolgirl

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LUL

ocLUL

>Age 18
>Gender male
>Height 6'0
>Weight 175
>Interests video games and other dumb shit
>Favorite food fried chicken
>What you look for in a partner nerd a werido and also short hair and big butt

>>24311734
I also like cute NEET boys.

>18
>female
>5'2
>152
>anime, shitposting, writing
>cake or other sweets
>either gender but they have to be cute (not sexy, cute)

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>>24311740
>she won't reply to any male here

>>24311740
T H I C C B B . Pls be my gf.

>>24311741
>>24311742
Are you guys cute?

>>24311743
Not sure, maybe?
Afecgec

>>24311743
Perhaps I am. Ayy lmao.

22
male
184cm
150kg
Vidya, tech, science, music
home made tacos
Just want some company

>>24311740
I'm cute, come find out! [email protected]

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22
m
5'11"
231lbs
wow, animes, making bait threads
tap water and some other
be a genetic female, dont have any body anomalies and dont be fat to help me get in better shape
pooland

>>24311747
Fuck off kike, she's mine.

>>24311732
29 5'7 260lbs, I once got down to 160 lbs. I was actually really good looking but didn't know because I never went out.

Now I'm old, acne scars, acne and my face has just gone to shit as well as my whole body

>>24311749
antisemitism isn't cute friend :)

>>24311748
Eat at a caloric deficit and do hour of intense cardio daily.

>>24311751
>":)"
Wewlad, you haven't been here long, have you?

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>>24311752
>intense cardio
yeah im going to breath more intense if thats what u asking

>>24311743
Kik me @nissinking pls

>>24311753
longer than you, i'd be willing to wager c:

>>24311754
>asks for advice
>gets actual proven methods as advice
>decides to stay fat
Found your problem.

>>24311757
the problem is the lack of a gf to keeps me on going and kissing on the cheek and then punching me and saying move fat ass i make us something to eat later

FUCKIN FIT GET OUT

>>24311756
>"c:"
Seriously what? Lol xD please leave.

>>24311758
Get some willpower and be a fucking man.

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24 KHV
M
5'10"
205lbs down from 280lbs at my fattest this past January but i still feel like 280lbs mentally and losing the weight has done nothing for my confidence.
Anime/video games like most of the failures around here.
Too many to pick from, i'll eat almost anything.
Thats she's alive and not horrible deformed.

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>>24311760
HERE WE FUCKIN GO
justburself.zip

>>24311759
i won't leave ;)

>fat people dating thread
>skinny fags flood it

Fuck off yall have everything else and we can't have one thread.

>>24311764
Don't tell me where to post you faggot. Lose some weight.

>>24311764
>above 220
>skinny fat
stop trying to be nice thats part of the problem with us

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>>24311735
i-i like y-your body and d-dick a-anon

Age: 19

Gender: Male
Height: 5'5
Weight: 250
Interests: Comic books, video games, other sterotypical nerdd shit.
Favorite food: Eh don't know really. I guess a good burger.
What you look for in a partner: Interests like mine and a cute personality.

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>>24311768
LOOK GUYS ITS A FUCKIN ROLLING STONE

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>Age
18
>Gender
male
>Height
5'4
>Weight
170 lbs
>Interests
anime/vidya/movies/music
>Favorite food
Sushi
>What you look for in a partner
I like fat/built-fat guys

khv

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>>24311765
Fuck off skelly. You ain't gonna do shit.

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>>24311769
KEKEEKKEKEKEKEK

>>24311770
Wow too bad you aren't into skinny fags. Sucks :/

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>>24311767
Thanks. Are you qt 3.14 grill?
A cute boy is fine too.

SOC SHIT FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>24311771
And neither are you, because you literally couldn't fucking catch me. The moment I was in danger I could just run a bit out of your reach lol.

>24
>male
>194 cm aka 6'4
>120 kg aka ~270 lbs
>reading, psychology, philosophy, parapsychology, mythology, movies, anime/manga
>fatty foods like hamburgers, steaks and meat in general
>i'd say similar interests but there wont be no-one near my location
>lithuania

604 22 M RainbowDashite

>>24311735
Ugh you look so soft. Location?

>>24311773
I'm fine with them. Just fat/built-fat guys are just my preference.

>>24311780
Suck my dong pls?
T. Skinnyfag

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>>24311774
I'm a boy would want to be hugged by you/10

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>>24311779
510
orignilallio desu

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>>24311781
I've never had any experience khv gaybot

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>20
>male
>5'11
>232
>nothing really, want to start playing yugioh and mtg heard its fun, also interested in medical imaging.
>i guess carrot cake is my favorite food
>what i want from a partner is a loving sweetheart that isnt as stupid as a pile of bricks

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>>24311782
I'm more of a spooning person.
Stats?

>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Height
5'8"-ish
>Weight
280 pounds-ish
>Interests
Music, vidya/weebshit
>Favorite food
Pizza
>What you look for in a partner
I don't bother.

>>24311786
>Age
18
>Height
5'4
>Weight
150

area code 504

>>24311732
Might as well.
>23
>Male
>6'0
>224lbs (quite some muscle, but still fat)
>music (i love finding new genres), hiking, cuddling
>paella
>someone that likes cuddling as well, and is okay with me not being white (although i do have a slight raceplay fetish). gender doesn't matter

>>24311732
>tfw a 6'3 300 pound 26 year old man
>Interests
Vidya, 4chan.
>Favorite food
Probably lasagna, Chinese food and literally tendies.
>What you look for in a partner
A cute, virgin, robot boy_ that's uncut and nice would be ideal. They can be shorter than me, too.

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>>24311732
>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Height
6'0
>Weight
230 lbs
Fair amount of that is muscle. I've been hitting the gym for the past few months, can squat 85 kgs, bench press 70. Far off from /fit/-tier, but I'm gonna make it brahs.
>Interests
Anime, manga, videogames, politics, history, boardgames.
>Favorite food
Lasagne
>What you look for in a partner
White, likes the same things I do, kind.
>Location
New Zealand

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>>24311788
>5'4
Aww yiss I love shorter guys.
>504
Damn you're a country away.

>>24311790
Oh, as for my location: Texas tbqh

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>>24311776
I have a gun so I don't have to run.

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>>24311792
a-anon your b-body is so a-amazing

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>>24311761
You were exactly the height/weight I was when I started losing weight and I know exactly what you're going through. Trust me, the improvement from 200 pounds down to 180 is way more than from 300 to 200. The same was true for 180 down to my current weight of 150. Keep at it anon.

Still a KHV though.

>>24311784
Pls give me contacts

>>24311794
>implying I don't have a gun
Wew

>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Height
6'0"
>Weight
340
>Interests
Listening to music, playing music (piano, guitar, singing), reading manga, watching shows/movies, escapism, getting drunk and sleeping
>Favorite food
Pizza
>What you look for in a partner
Good joke, I'm too fat so I wouldn't even delude myself into thinking about something like that, I would take literally anybody but there's no way anyone would want me

>>24311796
useless ohio-kun, if you can lose that much weight, why can't you finish high school?

>>24311796
disgusting fuckin queer, dont forget your hormones

Eternal manlet here. What does it honestly feel like to have the body of a fucking waterbed?

>>24311795
I'm surprised you like them pictures with the hair. I've been considering shaving it all.
Last one from my folder.

>>24311803
I don't think you should shave anon

>>24311768
Ronnie? Is that you?

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>Age
25
>Gender
Male
>Height
6'0
>Weight
380lbs
>Interests
Cars, vidya, sports, fishing
>Favorite food
Barbacoa tacos
>What you look for in a partner
Nice, honest, loyal girl. Funny too. Also someone that can be my gym buddy and motivate me to lose weight or we can lose weight together.

>>24311801
Please don't bully me, I'm trying to be supportive ;_;
>>24311800
You don't have to be smart to lose weight. After I dropped out I'd just sleep all day and wouldn't bother coming out of my room to eat. I'm ashamed to leave my room or be around my family to be honest.
>>24311802
Pretty miserable. I was fat my whole life up until now and had absolutely no idea how much better it is being thin. I still feel fat now, I don't know how I did it. If I woke up tomorrow and was 300 pounds again I would off myself.

>>24311806
>cars
>sports
>fishing
Get out hick normie

>>24311807
Can you do me a favor and tell all the fat fucks in this thread how much better it is to be at a healthier weight? My fat friends never seem to believe how much better one feels (physically and mentally) when they are smaller and carrying less jiggle.

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>>24311808
I'm actually hispanic lel

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>>24311809
I can try, but if they're anything like me I don't think there's much I can say that they would actually believe. I knew I was fat, but I never really felt like I was THAT fat, you know? Like sure I couldn't run, my clothes didn't fit, and simple tasks like going up stairs were a struggle for me, but I could still do them. I could still walk, I wasn't one of THOSE fat people, the 600 pound ones you see on TV who can't even stand. I was fat, but I was always fat, it wasn't a big deal. That's sort of how I rationalized it to myself.

It's also that I had been fat my whole life. I never realized what a pain in the ass everything was when I was fat. Going up stairs, getting dressed, getting up, getting a shower, moving around, etc, because it had just always been that hard for me. I didn't realize how easy these things are for normal people because I was just used to it. I love doing these things now, I feel so full of energy all the time and it's great. I wish people didn't exist so I could go on walks outside without having to feel embarrassed.

Also being overweight made me disgustingly unattractive and killed my self esteem, so there's that.

>>24311811
i got really anxious just looking at your 1st pic, your old fat self looks similar to how i looked when i was 16 or so, now i'm 20

you're inspiring me to try and lose weight again i got down to 300 from nearly 500 now im back at around 350 but i want to get to where you are, fuck i don't get how i can give up and be inspired by something so trivial and why i dont have any willpower or motivation but i'll take this strange fleeting motivation and fucking do it and probably give up within 24 hrs, thanks

>>24311812
Just know that losing that unhealthy weight makes simply existing that less fatiguing.

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>21
>male/polygender
>230-240 haven't weighed in 2 weeks
>6' 2"
>wrestling, guns, cooking, politics
>pork
>she has to be nice, no bitchy shit, no drama.
>texas

I highly doubt I'll find someone, but it doesn't hurt to try, I suppose.
>Age
28
>Gender
Female
>Height
5'3
>Weight
200 lbs (from once being around 370 lbs)
>Interests
Drawing, gardening, video games, cooking actual food and crafting. I do like a bit of anime and mango, but mostly older stuff like Berserk.
>Favorite food
Gyro or pork loin.
>What you look for in a partner
Are there any men here who were insanely obese and have lost the weight or are seriously working on changing their life for the better?
I just want to have a floppy, loving relationship with a kind person in the same situation as me.
Preferably a man in his late 20's or older who enjoys all kinds of video games, has other hobbies that are considered nerdy or childish and doesn't do drugs or drink.

>>24311811
It's so unusual seeing this since I would have written the exact same thing. You really don't understand just how much easier everything is at a normal weight when you've always been so overweight and never knew anything else. I ended up gaining way more hobbies as I've lost weight because I actually enjoy moving and don't get so irritated all the time. I'm looking forward to feeling even more of a difference as I continue losing weight.
And you look fantastic! It really is an incredible change seeing where you started and now.

>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Height
6"1
>Weight
270
>Interests
Gaming, movies, 4chan, some anime
>Favorite food
Subway or Pasta
>What you look for in a partner
anyone who finds me attractive

>20 in the end of sept
>transmelatoninfox-kin
>176cm (~5'7'')
>88kg (194)
>i dont really have any
>a certain type of salad, dunno what it's called in english
>ive given up looking for a partner at this point. not because im fat, but because im boring and uninteresting

>>24311817
176cm is 5'9 dude

>>24311732
>Age
23
>Gender
Dude
>Height
5'9
>Weight
240lbs
>Interests
Books, vidya, phylosophy, literature in general, humanities.
>Favorite food
Beef
>What you look for in a partner
Not really looking for a romantic partner. Not gay, and not on the US. But having a pal to talk about fat feels and other diverse topics with over Skype would be nice.

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>>24311818
oh, well shit
apparently i cant into google searches

>>24311815
Where you at?

I weigh 10 lbs more than your heaviest. I always feel like shit, how did it affect you? How did you lose it? I've been fat for 15 of my 25 years and I feel like there is no way out. Eating tremendous amounts of fatty foods is hardwired into my brain now.

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pic is a timeline of the last year, do i have a chance of being even below average at least if i lose 200 or so lbs?

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>Age
22
>Gender
m
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
230lbs
>Interests
learning how to cook chicken better, this site, mowing the lawn on a cool day, going to the gym
>Favorite food
korean food
>What you look for in a partner
a white girl to tell me that i'm going to make it...

why is losing weight so hard...

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>>24311732

>Age
18
>Gender
Male
>Height
6'2"
>Weight
410
>Interests
Vidya, but looking to find some more interests
>Favorite food
sushi, fish products
>What you look for in a partner
someone that i can talk to and even if it's just stupid pointless bullshit you'll still want to talk to them all night anyways until you fall asleep, someone to do things with and joke around and stuff.

>>24311732
>Age
22
>Gender
Biologically Male
>Height
6'4"
>Weight
I don't want to know, probably like 260
>Interests
Cantonese motion pictures, video games, guns
>Favorite food
Right now it's pasta
>What you look for in a partner
Physically: cute, short, chestlet/flat chest, petit, innocent feeling
Personality: cute, positive, kind of dumb but in a want to help her out with things way not a retarded way, honest, innocent, interested in my hobbies

As you can see I'm autistic and take things too seriously

>>24311822
yes, the second picture is really cute

>>24311732
>Age
24
>Gender
Male
>Height
6"
>Weight
286lbs
>Interests
Vidya, Anime, Gunpla and more
>Favorite food
Seafood. Raw Octopus is my thing.
>What you look for in a partner
No extreme mental illness, Still a bonus if social reject and hates everyone. Not edgy, though. Just genuine and healthy hate towards humanity. Wants to talk about anything and will start a discussion. No more than 2 bfs had. Can laugh about anything and about herself. Doesn't expect me to be the bread winner. You wanted equality, i'll give you all the equality you want.
I don't think anyone would ever love me, though. I have a shit personality tbqh

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>no girl would ever want to date any of us
>thread was made by a chad to laugh at all the fatties

;__;

>>24311821
I'm another Ohioan here on the board.

I always felt horrible, too. I would wake up with intense headaches every day, any task was a chore and I'd get angry and frustrated very easily back then. I'm also really flipping awkward and missed out on a lot. I'm only now learning how to be more social because I was so embarrassed and felt so much anxiety over my weight.

I lost it by counting calories, looking at serving sizes and weighed foods that needed it. I started out walking to take things easy and then got into lifting weights (starting with smaller size dumbbells like 15 lbs) and doing body weight exercises to gain more muscle.

I used to eat only crap tier foods all the time, but counting calories and sticking to meats like chicken breast and pork loin/pork tenderloin and getting yourself to find vegetables you like will really help. I started out by eating clean for an entire week and then used Sunday as my cheat day where I'd eat junk and carbs. My tastes slowly changed as I went on and I soon ended up cutting out the cheat day all together. It's worked well for me.
If you do this, you'll really start to realize just how much food you can eat with meat and vegetables compared to our favorite junk foods.

>21
>Male
>5'8"
>330lbs..
>Anime, games, reading about random stuff online
>Pizza
>Nice, honest, similar taste/hobbies, would like to be each other's motivation to lose weight, maybe okay with living a simple life in the long run

I'm working on losing weight now, but i always do good for a few days and then ruin it and do bad for a few days so I'm not really getting anywhere..

>>24311825
Where are you from anon? I meet most of your criteria and I love big soft guys.

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>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Height
5 foot 7
>Weight
Idk, I've been going to gym 4-5 days a week since March and have lost a lot. When I started I was 340 lbs, last time I weighed myself, in May, I was 303.

>Interests
Bass guitar, piano, drums, history, politics, Japanese, vidya, movies

>Favorite food
Spaghetti

>What you look for in a partner
A girl that likes same shit as me, into history and Stuff like that, isn't a Clinton supporter

Pic related
>me like five min ago
Was feeding horses and came across this dude

>>24311832
You found the rarest of pepes

>>24311831
New York, near the canadian border

>>24311833
Ifkr
Dude was a bro
Believe it or not, but I caught this same dude like a week ago.
He was chilling in one of the messier horses stalls
I took him away so horse wouldn't accidently stomp him
>found him in exact same place tonight

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>>24311826
w...what?

CUTE?

i'm pretty sure you're lying or playing a joke but i'm gonna go change my life now

>>24311828
Serious question
Is stannis a Chad?

>>24311823
Keep at it, sad.kino

>>31281910
No, I have not
>implying any living thing would even consider having sex with me

Pls I need a gaybot bf. I NEED ONE SO FUCKING BAD IT HURTS.

>>24311836
You look like you'd be pretty chadly. You have nice features.

WHERE ARE THE CHUBBY GIRLS

>>24311842
They are all hanging with Chad mango
They ain't here

>>24311842
Apparently there aren't as many as people think on the board.

>>24311842
tumbIr you retard

>>24311732
19

>implying

5'11

295

Norse Paganism/mythology, animoes, bidya, Cloud Rap (Yung Lean, Suicideboys, Keith Ape), Witch House, Dude WEED LMAO.

Spicy italian sausage. I eat it with everything (on sandwiches, with eggs, in soup, you name it)

Someone thats okay talking to me for more than a few hours a day and thicc mommy gf

>>24311831
Not that robot but pretty similar to him, where are you from?

>>24311846
>suicideboys
>cloud rap
they have like 2 cloud rap songs (at most) on any given album

>>24311848
I don't wanna admit to being a brainwashed normie that unironically enjoys plain rap without the meme-tier subgenre.

>>24311841
weird... that's the last thing i expected

i just went on a walk to think about it and i'm gonna do it for sure

>>24311732
>19
>Male
>6 foot 4
>240 pounds
>"Soccer", Competitive Pokemon.
>Pesto
>Has to be short. Under 5ft5. Petite.

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>>24311796
Would cuddle with you
5'10"
165

>>24311850
I'm glad to hear that! Hope to see you in the future if we end up having weight loss related threads.

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>age
19
>Gender
Yes because females use this site so much
>Height
5'9
>Weight
130
>Interests
Cook and play guitar, I don't do much beside sleep though
>Favorite food
Just any sushi
>What you look for in a partner
Simplicity and streamline, also white or Asian

>>24311854
>5'9
>130
Why are you even in this thread?

My post was actually not original.

>>24311815
Wanna lose weight with me?
lost 70lb, trying to lose 50 more
kik: Welcometo_Flavortown

>Age
21
>Gender
Boy
>Height
6'5"
>Weight
275
>Interests
/a/ /v/ /k/ /pol/ /out/ /toy/
>Favorite food
Chicken
>What you look for in a partner
Looks like a loli and acts like one too

>>24311856
Sorry, I don't currently have a phone, so no kik for me. The only way I'd be able to chat is through email or Skype.

>>24311837
No. He cars about honor and principle.

>>24311855
Isn't that fat desu?
Sorry if it's not I kinda feel like it sometimes sorry if I messed up

>>24311860
You better mean kg or you're just a dumb fuck

>>24311860
What >>24311861 said.

If we're talking lbs, 144-176 lbs is a healthy weight for a man, while 131-160 lbs is a healthy range for a woman at 5'9.
And the lower end is really skinny. If you think you're fat, you probably just need to work out more.

>26
>6'2 around 230-240
>cook at a state institution
>hobbies are playing guitar, vidya, hunting, animus, good whiskey and good wine, chilling with my old skool elite crew of misfit fuckers

>tfw was fat 2 years ago
>started working out
>now I fit in my middle school clothes and tons of nice clothes I could never wear before
>get gf
>she has a thing for fat guys
>she wants me to get fat again
Idk how I should feel about this

Every time I ever post it just goes ignored.
I just want someone who will love me.

>>24311865
i'll love you for 10 seconds fatboi anon

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>being fatfuck
>2016

just eat less!

>>24311867
>2016
>still reminding people of the year in 2016

>Age
21
>Gender
Female
>Height
5'8"
>Weight
190lbs
>Interests
Video games, animals, mongolian macaroni art boards, baking
>Favorite food
Pork
>What you look for in a partner
Honest and loyal misanthropic qt who wants to stay at home getting stoned, watching TV, and eating greasy food.

My stomach is flat but I have giant hips and thighs despite being paler than the spookiest of ghosts.

>>24311869
I am frog boi from an hour ago
Please love me

>>24311732
>18
>male
>5'8"
>225 lbs
>video games, traveling, a lot of other i dont feel like saying
>i love a lot of food, pretty much any
>a good personality

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>>24311869
Can you pls love me?

Totally 100% original

>>24311866
That's 10 seconds more than I've ever been loved before so I'll take it.

>>24311871
>>24311869
hello post something i can contact u at

>>24311870
Who?

>>24311872
What games do you play? Do you like dogs?

>>24311874
No.

>>24311875
you mean yes
there is no WAY a girl could resist me

>>24311875
I play normie trash games. Aside from that, I have a dog and like cats a lot too.

>>24311875
>>24311832
I posted like 2 hrs back I think

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>>24311732
>Gender
Get the fuck out of my board newfag ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24311876
You sound like a chump. You didn't even answer all the questions.

>>24311877
Which normie trash games? Some of them are pretty comfy tbqh.
Also what kind of dog?

>>24311872
you look pretty cute

>>24311880
>didnt even answer all the questions
what do you mean i literally answered them all
you could always just ASK me if you wanted to know like you're doing to the other guy

>>24311858
No idea where to find my Skype name, try
[email protected]

>>24311864
don't go back anon
don't do it
not even for gf

>>24311880
I play counter strike with my friends occasionally, I've been getting into dark souls lately, I've played plenty of Bethesda games as well. Every valve orange box game too. See? Pleb tastes. My dog is a border collie.
>>24311881
Thanks anon, nice dubs. I'm sure you're a babe.

>>24311882
>I love all food
Worse than when people say they listen to all music.
>I don't feel like saying
Set off my normie radar.

>>24311886
i like baking my own food, such as georgian khachapuri, uzbek manti, pretty much ANY food i can cook/bake

i was too lazy to fill out the interests, i enjoy baking, i jack off at LEAST 4 times a day, play a lot of video games and hang out on 4chan, that is my day most of the time

>>24311886
Jej, pretty much this.

>>24311732
>28
>female
>5'11"
>290 last I checked (a month ago I was 312. The worse weight I have ever been)
>rpg's, online games, museums, wine tastings, and things of that nature.
>seafood and Asian dishes
>right now a friend who I can lose weight with and have civil talks. I don't want anything sexual because I feel that I don't deserve to have a sexual relationship. I'm too fat to be wanted and loved.
>PA

>>24311885
CS:S is pretty good, haven't played GO though. Bethesda games are comfy as fuck. I could recommend you some lesser known games you'd probably like.

Border collies are cute, I have a mutt. Maybe our dogs would be friends.

>>24311732
>18
>male like most of us I guess
>5'11"
>222 lb
>relaxing on my computer, casually playing video games, getting to know people to challenge myself
>seafood, especially shrimp, alongside like Mexican food
>someone that I can just connect to, being able to talk with them for hours without losing any interest

I'd certainly would enjoy making friends with some of you guys.

>>24311878
Just link me your post dude.

>>24311887
Why would you come to a survey thread if you're too lazy to fill out a survey?

>>24311890
Yeah we just got her a few months back so she's still a puppy. Sort of. What are your interests? Aside from what you listed I guess. Something interesting about yourself? Also, sure give me some suggestions.

>>24311892
obviously to connect with other robots, i'm more of someone who likes to answer questions such as
"do you like to run"
"no"
i can't think of all my interests off the top of my head

>>24311892
I did didn't dude

Do again here you go

>>24311832

>>24311895
>I already did dude
Is that so hard to type fucking phone fuck

>>24311893
I got my dog from the shelter when he was 4 so he's got problems with seperation anxiety and stuff but he's a good boy.
That's pretty much all of my interests. I have a boring life and I like it that way.
Well, what Bethesda games do you like? If you like Fallout I'm gonna go with the obvious and say play the earlier Fallout games. I personally love Tactics.
If you like those you'll probably like Shadowrun and if you also like medieval/fantasy stuff you should try Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale.

>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Height
6'
>Weight
~60-65kg
>Interests
Cycling, Music, vidya and anime :^)
>Favorite food
Rice
>What you look for in a partner
qt boy, or guy same height as me but not muscley or anything

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>>24311869

Lets meet and I'll be all ready to go and initiate the fulminating process in order to achieve bulbous. I secrete with a mediocre, yet sufficient consistency. You may taste the sweat on my back as it drips down over you while we attempt to propagate. I may or may not wheeze as I secrete. If I do try not to look me in the eyes for your safety. If you have a roach still smoldering nearby, throw it in my eye. We will be at understanding. I'm homicidal in the sense that I've always wanted to kill people, but not you. Marijuana is my drug of choice. I haven't had it since my dealer was locked up 6 years ago (met through a sibling who met him at a psycheward). I have many enriching stories to share. I game to pass time and sometimes to stop myself from buying a gun and ending up on the news. I like all sorts of games, but especially ones that are co-op. I love those ones because I have no friends despite my blatant overachieving skill as a conversationalist. It's spelled Gouda. You will wake up to me thrusting my exposed blubberstick on your face or in your mouth. You will not shout rape and if you do have a smoldering roach nearby or your dog will have to pry me off of your corpse.

I never felt so close to someone. Are you ready?

>>24311897
Alright I'll keep that in mind, if you want to talk my kik is @nissinking . You don't have to though, it's cool either way. I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. Have a good night/life!

>>24311895
My bad, I am retarded.
I don't know much about history or politics tbqh.
Do you own horses or do you work for somebody who does?

>>24311901
My mom owns them.
My sister also owns one of em
They both are to lazy to clean their stalls and stuff so I do it. Don't get paid, but i don't mind cause it makes me feel somewhat useful.
Going to be starting uni soon so one of them will have start caring for them.

>>24311899
I love the smell of fresh pasta in the morning.

>>24311903

If only, right? But no, I'm literally that fucking retarded and I really just took the time to type that out. Fuck you for saying pasta, though. Now I'm hungry.

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>>24311732
20, 6'3", 300 lbs (295 a couple days ago but who knows?)
I'm a literal fat neckbeard so I love me some tabletop, chinese cartoons, and occasional vidya
I've been thinking about getting an "Anime Pro" shirt
I don't like food anymore, everything tastes like nothing so I drink an awful lot and eat shitty tasteless food to save money
>implying I'm not dying alone

>>24311902
Horses are pretty cool I guess. Pretty much everybody around here who owns horses has enough money to just pay some high schooler to take care of them. I don't see the point in owning pets if you can't be bothered with them.
What are you going to school for?

>>24311904
You need Jesus.

I'm eating some chicken noodle soup atm because it's cold out. It's pretty good, I made it myself.

>>24311906
Yeah we are poor fucks so can't afford help
Can't afford the horses themselves desu but mom and sister won't face that fact
They are also legit attached to the animals as well, which I get. I've been cleaning them since May and I've grown attached to em. Especially our stallion, who my mom got the same year I was born.
I'm gonna be going for a Japanese major
IK it is a meme degree but I just genuinely want to learn a language(I already took a few years of Spanish and French and feel like learning a Asian language)
hbu?
You going to uni or something?

>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Height
5'7
>Weight
115lbs
>Interests
Games, wiring, programming, cooking, roleplaying.
>Favorite food
Seaweed
>What you look for in a partner
Someone I can tell anything to and have them be able to relate. Someone that is there for me when shit sucks and who tells me when their shit is sucking. Might have found someone like that actually. Might work out.

>>24311906

Speaking of Jesus you just described my looks entirely. Getting wet? Eternal damnation for you, harlot-hog.

Sounds comfy, the cold part at least. The sooner the car is covered in snow and I'm too lazy to do anything about it, the better. Now you got me craving linguini... THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WOMAN. GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL NOW I GOTTA GO COOK.

If you wanna game or someshit we can swap steam ids or whatever over my not so throwaway email:

[email protected]

>>24311907
I guess I can understand that, I don't think I could let my dog go.

What are you gonna do with that degree?
I'm not in school, too dumb. Just a wageslave.

>>24311910
Who knows
I kind of have the retardrd dream of teaching English in Japan one day
There are companies out there that will pay you to go teach their people English, and you don't even need to know Japanese, you just need a Bachelors in something. So maybe if I had my BA in jap I could sort of be more desirable idk

Of course the retarded dream is to teach high schoolers English, but no idea how I'd accomplish that.
I have no idea why I want to do this. Don't watch anime and only enjoy one jrpg series but i actually have reoccurring dreams of this.

I was a wagie to for a time
Worked for about 7 months at Tj Maxx
Made about 3.5 k
Was only doing part time, then go to class
Out of the 3.5k i only kept like 300
The rest went to family for rent and bills and stuff
Wagie life is the fucking worst

>>24311911
I wanted to be a teacher too, when I was younger. I don't think I'd put up with all those teenagers' shitty attitudes though, or even the other teachers.

I get wanting to learn languages, I tried to learn Japanese despite not being into anime, but I kind of fell off of it. I do know ASL and irish though.

Retail sounds like hell.

>>24311912
Yeah
You know Irish? That's awesome
My extended family always tried to get me to learn it, since Irish blood runs thru my veins but I never did
Took Spanish for three years(live in Arizona so thought was good idea) and 2 of French.
I've always liked learning about Japan ever since I learned about the pacific campaign in ww2
Like I said I'm a huge history fag so I study the hell out of wars.
But yeah started with learning their weapons and stuff and slowly transitioned into learning their culture and shit.

And yeah, retail especially during winter is fucking hell. Worst thing about it was
1-I'm a dude
2-I'm a fat dude, especially back then before I worked out
Everyone but 3 people treated me like trash
>"oh Stacy you showed up 30 min late?"
>loose warning
>"oh Colton you showed up 5 min late and this is your 5th straight day of work at 5am and it's xmas eve?"
>get warned that I'll be fired

So, what vidya you like?

>>24311913
My family is Irish too, my grandmother insisted I learn. I appreciate it but I also wish it was a more practical language.

Why not study history?
You sound like a pretty smart dude, I'm sure you'll find a better job.

I like dungeon crawlers, turn based strategy, and anything that takes place in space. My favorite game atm is probably Warband though. Mad hype for Bannerlord. You?

>>24311914
Yeah, my family says just do history. Idk what I want to really do. I enjoy language and history so I'd be fine with either but choosing between them kills me. I'm gonna have to choose someday tho.

I'm poor as fuck so I don't play anything on PC that is from after 05
I really dig turnbased games as well
I also really dig games like total war. I really want a decent PC just so I can play empire on max settings.

But yeah I mainly screw around on console
I like mass effect and stuff like that
I also play some normie fps and stuff
I'm also kind of pumped for the console port of xcom 2

>>24311914
And also
Thanks for the compliments
I nvr get any desu and i do appreciate it

>>24311915
You can major in history and minor in Japanese. I think you'd still end up plenty fluent.

You have some pretty good taste senpai. Got skype?

>>24311914
Hey, really had fun talking and everything
Would like to do it again
I gotta hit scak rn tho got an appointment at 9 and is already 1
Just add me on either kik or Skype if you want. If you don't that's cool, thanks for at least talking and asking questions and stuff

Skype: llamalordoflydes
Kik: FishdickNotloc

Night

>>24311917
Yeah

>>24311918

Ofc this is my original recipe

>>24311796
I want to cuddle you, and make you a nice dinner/10

>tfw went entirely ignored

>Age
26
>Gender
Male
>Height
5''9
>Weight
250lbs
>Interests
Drawing, watching anime, reading books, manga. Music (any kind really) Gaming. I can get into anything if im with someone passionate.
>Favorite food
Nothing in particular comes to mind
>What you look for in a partner
Someone to talk to, teach some french, play video game together, cuddle, talk. Someone that like to be taken care of.
A girl or a Feminine Boy

>Location
Canada

>>24311869
>Honest and loyal misanthropic qt who wants to stay at home getting stoned, watching TV, and eating greasy food.


Literally my life
Except getting stoned is expensive, I cant afford more than a couple smokes a day

What bidyas and magical moving fillipino etch-a-sketches do you enjoy?


me
>>24311846

>>24311815
I'm kinda what you're looking for, my throwaway email is [email protected] if you'd like to at least talk sometime.

On mobile so can't do template

20 year old white guy, 6'5" 311 lbs, brown hair green eyes. Interested in finding a female companion to lose weight with and also do other cool things like vidya, watch tv/movies together, talk about life, and go hiking/camping if you're nearby, which is unlikely since everyone on 4chan is in cali, texas, ny, or the uk while I'm in fucking kentucky. My favorite food is pizza but idk if that even matters desu

If interested my kik is explosivemarzipan and my sc is egashefo

>>24311889
This post actually makes me sad. Your size may make you lack confidence, but everybody should be loved.

5'9"
220lb
Male obv
Ginger, and hairy
35 years old
Live in NYC
Vidya, some tv, are the main ways I spend my time
I love most food desu, but burgers are probably my comfort food

I like talking to people. I love dirty talking to people. I adore the look and feel of bigger girls, and I love to help them love their bodies and become more confident. Big soft tummies and bums are my favorite thing. If you have a big body, even if you're ashamed or embarrassed about parts of it, I probably want to kiss it and cuddle it and rub it and squeeze it and enjoy it in all its luxuriant beauty.

My kik is chubbygirlsrule
My snap is chub-lover
My Skype and email is [email protected]

In the unlikely event that you're a girl and you message me, please say which thread you're from. I post in some threads that are dick pic oriented and while I enjoy sharing, I don't want to send any to the unwary or unwilling.

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Yay a thread I can join!

>Age

22

>Gender

M

>Height

181 cm/5'11"

>Weight

125 kg/275 pounds

>Interests

Weeb shit, gaming, sports. Anything can work though.

>Favorite food

None in particular.

>What you look for in a partner

Being horny all the time. Also being interesting. I love sending snaps as well

>>24311898
where do you live?