Vocaroo requests >post something you want read >add q

can i get someone to say the following

muslims are bad people, rape culture is not real and black people are oppressing themselves

>>24309148
aks and recvie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7OTfgHMuX

Speed reading

Lyrics to Read along

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/afroman/palmdale.html

Bad take but I just had to get it done quick

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJfVXRHeVB

Please one or more of these:

-The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

-The most sublime act is to set another before you.

-Prisons are built with stones of Law, brothels with bricks of Religion.

-The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

-The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands and feet Proportion.

-Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ’d.

>>24309289
yr a god

>>24309375
well if you say so

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yRys7pyPT7

Say "I'm really horny" in the form of a breaking news report

>>24309574
Fucking gold

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hFwkNx7k5r

>>24309574

Holla you snackbar

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aYCge1ZlJO

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jwgPRw86Yf

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>>24309139
PLEASE, SOMEONE READ THIS! I've been trying for ages!
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>>24310028
Where your wishes com true

First take

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dk8WnI72Yd

>>24310113
>>>/b/

here's some OC then

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YZ4jpU3zjm

>>24309375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5XrQPfExG

Some prompts

MONOLOGUE 1 - THE DRAFT MAN
I remember the day they came to the door. It was clear weather, twenty-eight degrees. The Thunderbirds and the Eaglehawks were tied going into the third, I was pouring myself an ice-cold lemonade. We were expecting a parcel so when the bell rang, I didn't even notice my mother answer the door. But I'll never forget it, the most desperate cry of denial I'd ever heard. It slammed my stomach into my feet, then picked it up and slammed it down again. Because I knew what it meant, who was at the door. Duty was calling. I had been 'chosen'.

MONOLOGUE 2 - NIGHT DUTY
Two years of night duty. That's what everyone in the general medic force does. Two years. After that, you're golden. Cushy hospital jobs, big paychecks, vacation credits. Two years of night duty. Lots make it through, I mean, I guess your chances are pretty good. Like, one in three or something. But those two out of three, man. No one hears from them. No one sees them. They go out, they don't come back. Two years.

MOVIE TRAILER - BIGFOOT
This Christmas. They called him Sasquatch. The Wood Man. Windigo. The Timber Giant. Deep in a remote Canadian forest, he lived in peace. But he's about to show the world that sometimes to fill big shoes, you need...big feet. Robbie Coltrane and Queen Latifah, with Trey Parker as the voice of the Loch Ness monster. Bigfoot. He's steppin' out.

RADIO - TALK SHOW HOST
No, no, okay, here's what we're talking about. You've got all these builder bots up on the big station, right, and they're supposed to work 24/7. Like, that's what we built them for, right? That's how we built them. And we fix 'em up good, keep 'em oiled and charged and whatnot, so what do they do? They strike! Frickin' builder bots, striking! What's that about? I mean, they don't get tired, they're not programmed for anything else! Next thing you know, they'll be wanting the same rights as humans! The time is 9:20.

Some disgusting ASMR.

You just chewing your mic, ASMRing that you're going to fart in your dog's face, whatever.

I love stupid ASMR.

>>24311327
Draft man

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11sEhTnUMzi

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Bit of an odd request but is there a femanon out there who could record an apology for cheating on me?

>>24311327
Monologue 2.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gJRMXeqBZP

>>24311327
i just gave everything a shot. if anythings enjoyable, please tell me.

the draft man: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mmPnEAKC4n
night duty: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b5jv17MXSC
bigfoot (felt like the worst for me): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tiYjXpIwR3
talk show host: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bhtbSfApNC

I want a cute grill to say something nice to me.

>>24310028
Anyone else?

>>24312337
>>24312337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V7k9Jss92v

>>24314779
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V7k9Jss92v

This is set for my alarm clock now. thanks ananru

>>24314933
Anytime

"I hate the tree" just once, in British accent.

>>24311542
Super late.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PesKQhqQG3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hl4nQYLUqa

acoustic chill session

>>24310028
I take it that nobody here can read the international phonetic alphabet.

>>24311327

This really hurt my throat! No idea how it sounds lel:

Talkshow Host
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nVAuUHl3JO