Do people notice vertically asymmetric eyes?

It's not hard to notice. But thus guy is handsome in every other way so it doesnt matter.

it's the most important thing is terms of attractiveness. I have asymmetric eyes, and when I smile, my left eyebrow goes up higher than the right. It fucking sucks.

I've got the same problem, but doing a slight head tilt when you're smiling seems to help, and smiling very brightly. That way it seems more due to the smile and tilt than just face structure. Lopsided smiling seems to work too, but it's harder to pull off.