New Tinder Thread.

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What to fix? Not getting matches :^(

>>24295753
hey you mostly took my advice from last thread. Your main picture makes you look like a skinny nerd though, I'd swap it for maybe 3 or 5. The first line of the bio is really good, I'd take out the 'fight me for it' line though, I think it works better as a one-liner

>>24295753
also you should delete your account and re-register if you're doing a big profile face lift like that. Tinder keeps track of how people respond to you so if people weren't swiping right on the last iteration of your profile it could be affecting how many people are exposed to your new profile

I know the general advice is to always to include a group picture or two, but what if the only decent group photos I have are usually just me and one female friend (with me being male).

I always think it's a bit weird when women have a bunch of pictures of them and a man. But is it good to prove that I am not a creep and can actually speak to females?

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Posted in an earlier thread, didn't get that much advice.
>>24296401
I'd say give it a shot and see if it works

>>24295753
Remove photo 2
Add two pictures with friends and put at 3 and 6

>>24296567
Remove 6 Put 3 as 1 because it's a really good picture

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Anyone have any good openers?

>>24296665
"I almost got quads on 4chan"

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How about now

>>24296681
Fuck yeah.
Now I see that you're fit, have friends, has fun, travels etc
Great profile.

>>24296694
Goddamn dude you sure are good in making others feel good! Thanks a lot haha

>>24295753
You dont look that cute in your main pic. Change it for another one. Your name is in greek letters, people something feel aversion to that.

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Dont really know what im doing

posted this before but
i matched with a girl, exchanged some messaged and she seemed into me so I asked her to lunch and she never responded. about two weeks later I reset my tinder and i matched with her again. should i bring up the fact that we talked before? should I even bother trying to talk to her again

>>24295753
You are ugly and you dress like shit.

>>24296665
"Fuck me daddy."

>>24296681
You are still ugly. Shave your facial hair, it doesn't fit you. Don't show shirtless profile pics unless you are /fit/.
>>24297055
That's pretty clear. Listen, most of these sluts on tinder are terrified of guns.

How do I get more girls to visit my profile on okcupid other then not being a total pussy and trying to send them a message?

same for Tinder I guess. About 90% of matches are just prostitute bots

>>24297632
You will never get anywhere on OKC without sending lots of messages.

Any advise, I'm just starting an account. I only have the one photo because of a new phone.

Should I put just lone images of my pets, dog and cat?

Anyway to get around the phone verification? For some reason it won't accept my phone number.

"Come over and watch a movie sometime"
"Haha maybe"

What now. Admittedly there hasn't been much flirting past the first couple messages. Its been more friendly conversation and joking since then. I suppose now is the time to flirt again but not sure what to say

>>24296694
>>24296805
>Now I see that you're fit
what in the actual fuck, are you dudes from /fa/?
this is outright dyel hungry skellington mode
its not even ottermode, I suggest removing the shirtless at once
while most girls are ok with this body, this is definitely something not to show off

>>24297055
>Dont really know what im doing
I know what you are doing
by being in the military you contribute to the cancer that destroys the world, kurva

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I just need to figure out a good description

I have a question, mostly to femanons
what if a group photo has faces of my friends covered with smiley faces or something in a photo editor?
I live in a pretty small town, so some of them wouldn want their faces be publically available like that

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I get a good amount of matches but I am just curious what femanons like and dislike.

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is it any good?
also i never know what to put on the bio

>>24298397
Your bio should be a witty one-liner, thats it.

>>24298452
I would but I think this gives a better impression of who I am. That and I actually want people to know I make a shit ton of jokes.

Is this working for anyone on iphone 4 after the update?

Alright so I gave in and installed tinder. I have about 20 matches so far in two days.

I did not know how rampant basic bitch syndrome was until I installed this app.

There are about three different bios going around, they all have the same hair, facial expression and clothes. A bomber jacket and yoga pants.

Am I just living in a shitty area? Do people develope an identity later in life? Age range is 18-21, I'm 19.

Even the bios are the same
"I love cats and netflix"
"Wine is life <3 <3 <3"
"I love music, travelling and hangning out with my friends".

I have seen maybe a handfull of people that actually seem interesting.

Do women have the same experience? Does the overwhelming majority of people just seem extremely uninteresting?

>>24296665
Ask her what her first thing she likes raw is

>>24299157
>Do women have the same experience?
Not even a woman but think about how dumb/simple most of the average guys you know are? Ya thinking about it? Alright then, so you know the answer is yes.

More to the point, you're hardly going to find out enough about someone to know if you "like" them just from their profile.

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now what? i never know what to say after i open

>>24299700
never ever send more than one message to a grill (unless you're actually having a conversation with the grill obviously), doing so makes you look extremely desperate and you're wasting your time anyways because if she ignored you the first time, she'll ignore you even harder the second time, or even worse, laugh at you like she just did with you

that is if I'm reading the times right and you sent the first message the 3rd and the second message the 4rth, I can't tell

if I'm wrong and you didn't do a 'pls respond' then just follow it up with you're a madman or something like that. Think about what responses your openers will get you and if you'll be able chain them into an actual conversation before using them and digging yourself your own hole.

>>24299700
>>24299778
also don't be afraid to fuck up and experiment

>>24298464
nah man. I've tried filling out my bio with a bunch of dumb shit I like to do and personality traits, I changed it into a 3 word one liner and started getting hella matches. You don't come off as such a try hard with a short bio anyway.

how do you determine if a girl is interested in hooking up without having them get disinterested if they're not? what do you ask

>>24300084
make a sexual innuendo about something on their pics, dont just straight up say u have great tits

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I need a biography.

>>24300105
u look like a fuckboi, so
always down for the queens

>>24300101
yeah problem is i get too into a real convo and dont know how to drop a hint after that. also im not as big a retard as most people in this thread are, i know not to say stupid ass shit

>>24300120
How so?

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>super like some chick
>we match shortly after
>conversate for a few messages
>decide it's time to ask for le digits
>no reply

I figured the getting matches and dates and second dates and nth dates thingy, but I seem to only be able to fuck the sluts that I meet.
How am I supposed to get in bed with the regular girls ?
We always spend great time together but I can't go any further..

I mostly go out with 17 to 21yo girls and I'm 20, should I aim for older girls ?
I need help guys, I'm a robot..

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>>24300570
>she unmatched me

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>>24300578
>17 year old girls
SICK FUCK

I signed up for Tinder for the first time two days ago. Brother wanted me to join his group for the Tinder social, decided to just keep using it because whatever. After those two days I've gotten no matches. Swiped through everyone in the area, doing bad or should I just be more patient?
I'd say I'm swiping right for... 30% of people so I dunno if I'm being picky or not.

>>24301301
You're obviously shooting higher then you can hit if you haven't gotten a single match.

>>24301316
I don't *think* I'm being too unreasonable, I'm shooting in the same range (And swiping on people above because if it matches then yolo right?) as my previous girlfriends and stuff. Only things I'm really lefting on is people that smoke/do drugs or are exceptionally fat. 30% is wrong after thinking about it more, I'm more in the 60% range I think, most gals are cute.

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>>24301336
>gals

How many you miserable bastards have actually fucked a slut on Tinder?

Haven't had sex since May and tinder isn't working. Should I just bang this ugly fat girl in my dorm and risk having a crazy fat girl knocking on my door?

>>24302039
>since May
Fuggs. Pussy is pussy though, m7. Go for it

>>24302039
Don't do it. Besides the obvious shame you'll feel yourself she'll make it obvious to others and then you'll never live it down.

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Not getting shit, per usual

>>24301138
Its legal where i live

>>24302454
you said you were in the last thread

>>24299778
You are wrong. very wrong

>>24299778
Just to reiterate - you are an idiot and I suspect have no success with anything attractive of the opposite sex. Please stop giving advice when you clearly know nothing

Also, Tinder master reporting in.

I was talking with a grill on badoo the other day, like 2 or 3 days ago, we hadn't matched but badoo lets you send messages to people anyways. So I asked her if she's been to this place and she suddenly stops replying so I forget about her. Today I wake up and see she replied, with a simple 'no' but she did. I know she had been online these days because she had the online green dot besides her when I sometimes opened my message list.

What do?

Considering just giving her my number straight away and tell her if she's interested message me.

>>24302697
>>24302702
Funny, I was just posting this. Go ahead and explain what's very wrong with that and what's giving you success.

>>24298304
"the football is mine. the baby is not"
hopefully that's the case... I always get weirded out by men with children on Tinder

>>24302733
same way we get weirded out by women with kids on tinder. also means more planning is required for a bonk. Hassle

>>24298397
switch pic 1 with 5 or 3. it's weird

>>24298398
you're wearing the same shirt in 2 of your photos.. maybe remove 3

>>24300105
you're cute and look like someone I've matched with on OkC but that's probably just my tiredness speaking. anyway I absolutely hate your bio change it right now immediately

>>24302454
wtf you're cute tho. I hate that you put your height in the bio though we can already see you're tall from your photos get out

>>24302744
cOoL

>>24302715
you clearly have deep seeded insecurities - which is fine. But don't post advice based on those insecurities. Sending more than one message is fine, use it to your advantage.

and who cares if she laughs at you? Getting a girl to laugh is the secret of getting them in bed, fact. Being so concerned with how you come across is what you major downfall is. Being care free (but not aggressive with being a 'free spirit' or some shit) is how you get women.

Want a girl to take notice of you, instead of waiting to reply so you don't seem to keen after a date or getting her number perhaps (classic game played by a lot of people), message her right back and make a point of it. "I know I should wait a while to text you so I don't seem too keen but I just don't care." Thats will get you a lot further.

It depends on the girl though, but I reckon I can chat almost anyone up, regardless of who they are. Im an ugly fucker but have over 1000 matches this year alone and have met 13 girls this month, fucked 11 of them and have noods to prove it. and I'm not talking land whales, actually hot interesting girls

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>>24302752
I meant in the last month, not the last few days.

Pic related

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I changed my lead pic to this
Am I trying to hard?

>>24302752
That makes sense, can you post your profile and what you consider most important to getting results?

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>>24302803
finding out what a girl wants, particularly if its hard to find - and making her think you can provide it. This is advice on how to fuck girls, not make them your gf fyi.

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I'm sick of never getting matches, what am I doing wrong?

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>>24302968
better quality

>>24298452
I prefer it when guys actually have some information about themselves in their bio

>>24302801
you hav a cute animal and stated you are over 6'. You should be fine

>>24302983
you look like a parody of a gay emperor in 2

>>24302968
pic 1 is cool, but you should be alone at your profile pic.
also none of your pics are good to be your profile pic, so add a new one

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Suggestions?

>>24295748
how do you actually make a tinder? i cant get past the sms verification stage, it never sends the code

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Mostly curious as to what opening lines you could give to generate the most replies. I get a decent amount of matches, but it usually stops there. I've gone on like 2 dates from Tinder and only hooked up once. Sad part about that is that I'm in Miami, and I think the turnover should be way higher. The last two pics are some of my drawings. Also accepting general advice.

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Berate me. I'm not sure whether to use 1 or 3 as main. 1 is a higher quality pic.

i hate tinder. i get a lot of matches but they're all too far from me, so it's like....what's even the point?
>>24304673
all your pics are bad. they give off a bit of a creepy vibe. get less fluorescent-light-selfie-looking photos and more out-doing-things photos
>>24302801
ur sexy and i imagine u get a lot of matches.
in my personal opinion 3 would be best main. i always feel weird about when guys have half naked selfies as their main pic
>>24302454
scrolled up, saw this. i think that's an ok main. i find it weird you're not getting many matches but I can't really help you sry
>>24296567
i can't really tell but you seem like yr good looking. i don't think ur main is that flattering though
>>24296676
lmao

>>24296681
Try to minimize the number of your "alone" pics
e.g. 3, 5 and 4 all kind of look the same, I would only use one of those

>>24297055
Get rid of 6, stupid facial expression

>>24298397
3 kinda makes you look like a slob

>>24299157
>Do women have the same experience?
yes, the number of guys who just copy and paste the first joke they find by googling "what should I put on my tinder bio" is just ridiculous

>>24302454
Ditch the twelvie glasses and myspace angle

>>24302801
3 is a good pic

>>24303913
Give more info about your hobbies and interests

>>24305026
You look cuter in 3 imo

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Haven't been single in 5 years, please send help

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Any help here? I get a couple matches, but end up being either sex bots or it doesn't go anywhere.

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I thought being in a big city would make it easier to get matches but so far I average about 2 a week

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And advice would be appreciated

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>try to swipe left
>accidentally super like

>>24305269
there is no hope for you on tinder

>>24305223
switch 5 with 1
did you mean European travel photographY??

>>24305288
fuck same

>>24305168
get better photos. 5 is funny and 1 is nice but in every other photo your face is covered or you're really far away from the camera. can't get a good gauge on whether or not you're ugly. nice bio though

>>24305300
arent selfies a big no no with tinder?
and I lived in euope for a few months and took pictures and stuff so I'm trying to get that across

>>24305312
ah, it's kind of worded weirdly or maybe I'm just really stupid. anyway, I've never heard that selfies are bad for tinder. Buuuut... now that you mention it, guys tend to have more group photos with friends etc. and girls have more selfies. Regardless, I think photo 5 is a nice picture.

>>24305026
Could anyone comment on my bio?

How long did it take to get your first match guys? Just started yesterday, got one in the first 5 hours. Still haven't responded.

so dog filter is a huge redflag right?

>>24305423
You asking whether something is a red flag is a red flag on yourself.

>>24302801
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>>24305220
>>24305220

Please, any advice on my profile?

>>24305440
Nuke your bio and be less cringey with it. Your pictures aren't terrible but you're not smiling in any of them.

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>get a match
>add her on SnapChat
>next day she sends me a snap
>who r u?
>we matched on Tinder
>I have over 6500 matches

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Advice?

>>24305721
too beta with your bio.

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>>24305737

>>24305742
Somehow worse.

>>24305721
More pics in vests. All pics while wearing a vest if possible.

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Advice? No matches. I was told the army is a pussy magnet >:(

>>24305949
You are unattractive. Sorry.

>>24305956
>he speaks the truth
What can I do to fix this

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Rate my prof, would you swipe me? I'd swipe me.

>>24305963
Lose fat, gain muscle. The military will help with this hopefully. I know a guy who looked worse than you who now looks like a different person coming out of basic.

>>24305949
Yeah if you're not a POG and super good looking

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What do you guys think?

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>>24306002
srs guys... What am I doing right.

>>24306002
>>24306030
You are highly attractive which is the only important criteria on Tinder.

>>24306002
>BC boy
>guns
>guitars
>muscles

You're set for life my dude

>>24295748
what constitutes as good dialogue.
I'm about to go on a tinder date with this chick but the conversation was basic as fuck
Is it always like that?

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>>24306040
honestly man.. I just thought that was tall, and not ugly. thanks bro.

>>24306044
Haha yeah maybe if I stopped being an unemployed bum, I could live the dream.

>>24306067
I've wondered this myself...
I tend to gravitate to the conversations that really seem to click.
I guess if you have limited options, just know that she finds you attractive enough to give you a chance, even though the conversation was lacking.
Try to be funny, and create a genuine connection??

1/2

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>>24306103
2/2

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>>24305457

Any better?

So what's your guys's success on tinder? I just made mine, slapped on a shitty self shot of my face and I don't even have a bio and I already have 3 matches. Would that be about average or under? 3 matches in a day?

>>24306444
Make that 4 now ;)

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>>24306105
I basically busted my nut on the opener.
now I have to come up up with something else wicked to say, to respond to that...
Even though she basicallty just copied what I said, but all romantic n shit.
Bitches never make it easy.

>>24306617
haha you should make some quip about her being prepared to die by th sword, i.e. your dick

>>24306617
She's literally asking you to go meet her somewhere you autist. Propose to go get coffee or something jesus baka. Smash that pussy.

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Matching with a few girls been about a day, always struggle in Australia compared to back at home as they take this shit wayyyyy too serious.

Any Aussies help me out breaking the ice with this worldie?

>>24306258
Change your bio completely and delete 1st picture you look 50 and that is your wife Debora

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>>24307150
Bump

>4 matches while out drinking
>they all unmatch after 3 minutes of conversation

My Harambe game is too strong for Internet dating it seems

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I am going to die alone.

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>>24296665
Holy fuck your tits. I want to talk to you in Kik

dcxcd00

>>24307464
goddamn, you're a fucking idiot

>>24307481
I never said anything otherwise

>>24306617
Nigger. Meet her.

And: you both are so cringy

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>>24306617

>>24305220
Id start with not having a douchey main picture

>>24306030
Maybe women are attracted to hats?

>>24306258
Why are you so insistent on that bar line? Just makes you sound bitter.

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I've gotten more consecutive matches in the last week than in the whole rest of the time I've used Tinder - But that's still only like 6. What can I fix so I can have a better chance?

>>24307901
Are you a pokeman? :----D

>>24307907
No idea what you're getting at, Mate

>>24307913
with the cartoon stuff and the ash ketchum hat you look like a child, also all your pics are from up close and make you look fat

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Thoughts? Suggested changes, please? Except for, you know, get a new face...

>>24307918
I'm gonna let you in on something mate, even if my pics weren't close I'd still look fat :P I just don't have any decent pics of anything that isn't my face.

As for looking like a child, dunno how to fix that. And every match I've had so far, we've talked about Pokemon or Art, so I don't think that's too much of a deterrent?

>>24307932
drop the topless pic, you don't lift

>>24295753
You owe us money. Fag.

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Help me with this one /soc/, it's almost working.

>>24307901
Pic 2 is great, but the rest should be replaced. You should get more pictures of you doing stuff, being outside, or with doing nice clothes. Also most girls will automatically swipe left at the cartoon pic.

>>24308159
Is the cartoon your OC? If so that's cool, but put it as a second or third pic

>>24308144
Tell her that she too, owes you a pig joke now.

good thread

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Please help, I don't think I'm ulgy, but I can't win this.

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Part 2

>>24308443
shave the mustachio, use more pics and have a better bio and work thats to the point

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Get a decent amount of interest. Just wondering if there is any advice for tweaks and maybe another few sets of eyes might see something I miss

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>Be 21 KV
>Start using Tinder 2 days ago
>Got 4 matches
>1 fat
>1 meh look
>2 are really cute
>Too afraid to message them
What do I do! What do I say?

>>24308439
1. That mustache looks autistic af.
2. Your glasses are pretty gay too.

>>24308504
Switch out number 6 for something else. The rest are pretty good.

>>24308582
The two cute ones are probably bots, I find they are. Most of my matches a usually kind of creepy in one way or another or we just clash/have nothing in common. I'd say use a catchy pickup line based on their profile. Speaking of which I need to say something to the two I matched with 5 days ago...

>>24297513
bumping for advice on this. should I message her?

>>24307521
I think you missed the point...
I saw that she was wearing a thors hammer necklace. It was game.

Guys it's happening.

Matched girl, and like she was completely my type. Her hair and glasses reminded met of an old fellow student that I had a total crush on.

So I told her she had a beautiful smile, she thanked me and asked about my bio. Then she asked my hobbies. I name a few and she replied to each one if she liked or hated that.

It was an open invitation, so I asked if she wanted to plan one of those things. Then she immediately agreed and gave a date (late in september).

She also mentioned 'let's see if we can last 2 weeks first'. So kinda skeptical about the waiting thing, but she was very eager to plan the date and we are talking every day for a few days now.

How do I not fuck up? I am asking her questions but I fear of running out of conversation matter.

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>>24309229

That's the problem, dude. Always Be Closing, my nigga. If you're a really interesting person, or she's a real psycho, you might be able to keep it together, but otherwise, probably not. Take this as a lesson for the future to get face to face as soon as you can.
Serious question, everyone. Why is conversation so tedious? I always just stop responding to girls because I just don't fucking care. How am I supposed to find a wife if I can't even put up with them long enough to have a hookup?

>>24309284
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE
ENTERTAIN HER, DANCING MONKEY

>>24309284
I understand you. But this time it's different. I went in with a different mind-set and immediately went for the question to meet up.

So far things still look bright

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Would I get more matches if I shaved my beard?

>>24310335
What beard?

>>24296289
> Tinder keeps track of how people respond to you
???? was this always a thing?

>>24310412
he means if people already left swiped you on your original profile and then you change it (new pics/bio whatever) those people wont see it unless you reset

>>24310401
Cuts deep man

>>24298304
"FTM 8 months on testosterone"

>>24305742
Maybe learn how to ducking spell?

Do your worst

Or don't, just broke up with my gf of 3.5 years and trying to put myself out there to distract myself

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>>24310876
Whoops

Any help

>>24310879
get rid of the ak47 pic. Gun owners are obsolete in the modern social sphere, and are always assigned to niche groups like trump supporters and autists

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What should I change

>>24310932
Didn't even really think about that one, just thought it was another activity like the boating and horse riding. I'll do it tho, thanks man

>>24310941
Pic 2 is not good

>>24310941
Take out 2 pics with glasses

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>>24310941
I'll clarify; the glasses are sweet as shit, but profiles with variety look best.

Alright, new and improved. What's wrong/right?

>>24310941
too much sunglasses, bottom middle pic is awful

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New to this, any help appreciated
Also, first photo doesn't show up that blurry when viewed

>>24311034
Looks good to me mane

>>24311034
I hope girls like jetskiing and water sports, cus this guy owns his own lake house

>>24311162
Haha, I wish man. I'll take that as a compliment though

>>24305949
army is cancer
also, many girls are into liberal shit, somewhat passively, but enough to avoid armybois unless you are very attractive, which you are not

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My biggest weakness is responding to girls who take my opening line too seriously. Like what do I even do here

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should I put this pic in my tinder profile? I am not attractive, so facial expression wont make it worse, but I was told I have a nice ass in this photo

also, could you amerifags explain this harambe thing? I know that it is some monkey that got shot, but why is that everywhere now?

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I'm gay and dating is a fucking mystery to me. I'm not even sure why I'm on tinder.

>>24311238
option a:
give an even more seriously answer, describe the terrain as best as you can and all that shit

option b: give a joker answer, like in a volcano at 1000mph

>>24311358
>>24311238
go option B

hump de bump

>>24311266
>gay
>at tinder

you dont need help then, enjoy +10 matches a day

>>24312279
No, no. He wants to date, not get fucked. Elsewise he'd be on Grindr.

The road of a serious gay man is a tragic one, because it's just a sea of dicks and AIDs out there.

If someone replies to you on POF/OKCUPID is it even worth responding?

>>24312311
wat

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Hit me with it senpai.

>>24308504
The Reinheitsgebot was passed in 1516 so fix that

>>24297055
Do you play CoD 1?

>>24297055
lose the guns. white nerdy dude with guns is a huge HUGE red flag.

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Wish me luck guys

>>24313055
What the fuck...?

Was there something in her profile relevant to Ice Age?

>>24302454
You look a lot like Kevin Love (the NBA player) and have the same first name, maybe include that

>>24313061
Not even remotely

I'm having way more fun trying to get people to unmatch me as fast as I can than actually trying to go anywhere.

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What am I doing wrong?

>>24313367
You smoke capricorn?

>>24313401
It's an adjective, not a noun.
Like when someone says "heavy smoker" you don't say "You smoke heavy?"

>>24313367
#3 is terrible you literally look like you have tits

>>24313427
Should I replace it with another selfie?

Trying to set up a tinder profile, and the phone verification isn't working. It said the text sent, I waited about an hour, never got it, and know it's saying there was a problem getting my code, try again later.

What do I do?

Someone help?

Been talking to this girl for a few days and she's responsive and likes the conversation, flirts back etc. Thing is she's a freshman and definitely hesitant to just come over which I understand needs convincing, but now it seems she doesn't even wanna give her number. I'm not misinterpreting disinterest on her part, I've been fucked over and rejected enough times to recognize that. I just want something other than "come onnnnn" or "anonetteeeee...." That will let her know she's being annoying without sounding bitter or needy.

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I've legit matched with a 10/10 2 miles away from me.

I'm like a 5/10 neckbeard neet. She has pictures that look like she's a model so I assumed she was a bot. Usually they send you spam but she hasn't, so I messaged her asking if she was real as a joke. Not sure if it was too spergy now, she hasn't replied 6 hours later.

How do I follow up? I might as well, she's amazing and I rarely get matches nevermind ones this attractive.

>>24313680
>How do I follow up?
you dont, if she doesnt reply move on and keep searching girls

>>24305742
If they make it to 3, I guarantee they're gone after it.

>>24313686
I've seen a few women say they get a lot of messages so sometimes just end up losing track of replying to them all. I can imagine this girls getting quite a few. I've also seen a lot of people get conversations going days after being ignored, it's not the end of the world by all means.

Like I said there's no point in passing by the chance, she still matched me after all. I just need to figure out a way to get her to reply.

>>24313705
Say something shocking like: "Fuck the jews, kill all niggers!" Then she'll reply

Any android users familiar with this problem? Happened to me twice today.

>swipe right
>get match
>get excited
>accidentally hit the back button
>tinder "restarts" (the flame comes back up and reloads everything
>check matches
>the match is gone forever

Tried logging out and back in and no luck. I'm fairly certain the cause is my hitting the back button

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Havent had a match in a while

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>>24302752
Thanks for the advice bro. Any tips on the profile? amidoinitright?

>dont travel
>have no friends
>not attractive
>bald
this app and dating in general makes me want to die

What's the best profile pic? Close/far? Smiling/not smiling?

>>24313406
bro Capricorn is a noun tho

also maybe a more natural looking/better quality first pic? assuming you insist on the 'i go to the gym' pics

>>24314148
could also be they unmatched you. if it doesn't happen everytime, its probably that mate.

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W A G W A N

IN

A

M A N D E M

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thoughts?
I get matches, but never actually do anything because I dont like getting drunk with strangers

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Haven't gotten a match yet, what can I change?

>>24314796
Nice I also go to A&M

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Help.

>>24314920
im probably not going to hook up with you, we all know the m/f ratio on this godforsaken board

>>24314796
All I ever seem to get is circular conversations that never go anywhere. Idk what a good number of matches is, but I get 3 a week and I live out in the middle of fucking nowhere where the only females are college students.

>>24314694
Nope. Its happened three times all because of Hitting the back button on my galaxy. Tinder's all glitchy for me. Now that I restarted it its telling me all my matches and messages are "new"

good, clear shot of your face, smiling, for the first picture

>>24314749
Wagwan senpai

>>24314952

change profile

das pupper pic is blini

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>>24315292

You're not original with all those overused meme pics on your profile and not a single definitive picture of you in the flesh.

I'd almost think you were a bot with pics like that.

Even if you're not 10/10 Chad Thundercock material, it show you're real.

Even my awkward social-reject ass can get dates on Tinder just by being real and not going full fuccboi right out of the gate.

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I got one match and she was a nut. It has been weeks of swiping, and I am not picky. What can I do? (1/2)

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>>24315688
2/2

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>>24315688
>>24315692
I think you need more pictures and a better Bio. Something not as long. If it's long, it should be more interesting or funny.
Maybe clearer pictures. Also could be that your in a small town.
here's mine. 300 matches in the past year.

>>24315688
>>24315692
your pictures say you lay around all day, and your bio has no personality

>>24314952
Literally delete everything. How can one person be so not self-aware?

>>24314909
It looks pretty good, way better than mine. Life just isn't fair, I put zero effort into my profile and get tonnes of matches. Shit's fucked yo. I'd date you.

>>24295753
Delete 1 and 5. Put 2 as your profile pic and then 3 and 4. TRUST.

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Anything I can improve on?

>>24296567
Aré you the guy on /mu/ who got that coffin tattoo?

>>24297055
Are you from Illinois? I swear I Slav squatted with you outside a Dominos pizza

>>24300993
Iktfb I've been talking to some girl all week planning a date next Wednesday but she was boring as shit to talk to with one word replies when I ran out of things to talk about she got bored and unmatched me

>>24305223
How come there's so many photographers in Chicago?

>>24305970
Fix your smile on the main, it looks like you're pulling in your bottom lip too much. Funny first line and when promoting a skill don't say "I'm a _____ I can _____ for you" try to add something that hints to it or rename your profession. As a fellow bartendie I use the term "Alcoholic Alchemist" or some witty line about making drinks

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>>24313074
I like your style

Got matched first day on my other profile but then the app update crashed so I made a new profile. Now no more day 1 match, how long did you guys wait before 1st match?

>>24316581
People are trying to make it big. I moved here for school. I figured my skill with a camera must impress some girls

>>24305269
Remove pics 1-4, hard reset your life,

>>24310335
This entire thread in one post ^

>match with super mega cutie
>start having a convo
>real good banter goin shes into me and shit
>look at her profile again
>she's 17
>age of consent law in california is 18


FUCKKKK I WANNA GET HER NUMBER BUT I DONT WANNA BECOME A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER MAN FUCK THIS NAZI STATE

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I really am just unsure of what i can improve

>>24317548
homie that long ass bio, and that last pic what did you do to your eyes. nono

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Yo, first time setting this all up :)

Please help!

Just matched a grill from one of my classes. Do I open with something about this?

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Haven't gotten one match. I must be doing something wrong
(Also I have never took pics with friends, so I have no friend pictures)

>>24317283

I'm in a similar situation. The girl's age is 18 on tinder and when talking to her she said she's 16. Eventually she said she couldn't do anything since she read she needs to be 17. No idea if she meant hookup or what lol

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Help!!

>>24318031
That description makes you sound like the biggest beta in the world
>>24317931
Make some friends, go out and do something with them, take some pictures

>>24308183
this is gold

>>24296567
remove the picture of your tattoo because that's a really shitty album

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Help?

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Graduated from slaying on kiddie tinder. Tips?

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>>24317823
Got match, tap or gap?

>>24318031

Dude you have to get rid of pic 5. Only girls can put pics like that in their bios. Honestly though only girls can get away with having no bio or 1-2 selfies as their only pics but pic 5 is terrible. 4 might be too nerdy and might cause you to get passed on by everyone and not attract cool girls. 6 is kinda bad too since you're sleeping lol

>>24305970
You need to invest in a 5-o clock shadow or some stubble to man your face up a bit.

>>24314341
Make 5 your main

>>24314796
Get rid of the country line and the makeup line. Also, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24318134
You don't need help.

>>24318633
checked and thanked

>>24318634
hey i'm a male looking for a ffm threesome?

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I have always tried so hard to avoid being photographed. Here's what I could scrape together. How is it?

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Alright guys, I know something's not working. I live on a university campus and I'm only getting a handful of matches a week.

Any advice? Should I get rid of the beard pics?

Wow I had a 2/10 whale unmatch me

For some reason I've started to get tons of matches today all of a sudden. Have changed nothing on my profile and I'm in the same location. Weird.

is there a optimal age range for tinder?

seems like when my profile went from 24 to 25 i started getting way less matches

>>24318758

(4) first

>>24318826

The facial hair is good, but the photos are not. Go with (3) for now until you can get photos of the beard that don't look like you took them.

>>24318955
>>24318826

(3) looks like a stock photo used for a meme.

>>24318955
Yeah, I just don't know how to take one honestly, I'll concede that.

>>24318962
Lol it was the headshot I took, professionally done and shit

>>24307213

how is a lawyer showing that blatantly sexual of a photo

>>24308439
Pretentious.
As.
Fuck.
sorry anon

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Why don't I get matched?

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I just got a new match while I posted this.

Lol.

>>24318633
>make 5 your main

woah there senpai, are u sure about this? i just have that there to show off my tats

>>24318636
i aint fucking with that shit senpai no pussy is worth a lifetime on the convicted sex offender registry

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Give it to me straight fellas

>>24318442
Tap

>>24318636
Yeah that seems believable that you're a girl. But I ran into that situation but I can't fuck her since she's in the UK.

>>24318442
>hijab
>alcohol enthusiast
>sarcstic bitch

Watch her preach religious garbage while being the same as an atheist thot

>>24319121
Yo. My nigga I'm jealous. The beard is majestic, youre not an ugly dude

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>>24319338
Haha yeah, I gapped aye.

Didn't seem like the best mix, no more except for one but than I got unmatched hahaha.

Any tips, I'm playing on fucking hard mode here Lol!

>>24319390
"wow that lamb is so cute! I bet it would look better under the moonlight, cooked and seared on our plates"

>>24302454
I would add a picture of you actually smiling so you look friendlier

>>24314952
>I like dogs more than anyone you know
I knew a guy who fucked dogs...?

>>24317380
6 is my favorite
looks like you're drinking cum

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Legit too ugly for this shit. I'm not getting anything at all. I get a match every other day and its always a fake account.
Any advice would help.
PS. Ignore the bio i just put that there

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Mission failed. We'll get em next time

>>24319796
Homie are you retarded? Do you think women are that easy?

She's probably down but you let it happen you don't ask for it, when given a question she'd be self conflicted because no girl wants to feel like a hoe. if it just happens while you're literally netflix and chilling that's just natural.

>>24319806
>no girl wants to feel like a hoe
I've met a few that don't give a shit. I was just checking to see if she was one of them. Obviously not lel

>>24319796
are you dumb or something, that puss was yours.

she looks psycho tho.

>>24319774
>Legit too ugly for this
suicide is a pretty good option

What's the consensus on using old pics?

I have a really nice pic from 2 years ago with good lightning and stuff

I haven't lost or gained much weigt since then so I look pretty similar

>>24319774
Your profile description is shit, too self depreciating. Make it more funny, lighten it up a bit.

The "Bang bang club" pictures might alienate you from the liberal demographic, try removing them and see how you do.

My area is full of rednecks so those pictures would do great there but if you live in LA those pictures are pussy repellent.

>>24320345
Should be fine.

>>24296665
Ey girl are you a gorilla exhibit cuz I wanna drop a kid in you


Does tinder not work unless you have group pics?
I don't have freinds anymore and all my pics are selfies in my house
I'm also 5'5 manlet
What do I do to fuck qts??

>>24307273
Cut your fucking hair
Maybe put on some muscle but not too much

>>24321037
become trap
bam all qt boys come to u

>>24319774
>legit too ugly
>is legit 6-7/10
remove the first line of your About thing and bam
women no longer skip after the first line,
and they make it to the last line
where you get the puss
you fucking puss

also thank you for your service
yknow, that joyriding shit
fuck you tyrone

>>24318636
ENJOY YOUR BAN

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No hits guys what do?

>>24319121
Make 2 your main
You'll be drowning in pussy nigga
Also most girls on tinder are liberals so you might wanna redo your bio
But if your getting pussy already then I guess u fine

>>24321129
>letting other women know that they have competition because you have a daughter who they can never replace when all women want 100% of the attention for themselves

Nigga you got a daughter and you still didn't learn this lesson?

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>>24321129
Continued bio

>>24321140
Take out the gentleman thing immediately

>>24321140
Wow, pure cancer. Delete the whole bio and rather go with one liner

>>24321179
too far out to sea. there is no hope

>>24316545
No I'm not haha, a lot of people have that tattoo now

>>24318094
Hey buddy fuck you forever

>>24318955
>(4) first
You think so? I originally had it first, but I thought I looked a little goofy.

Help me out bros
Everytime I try and make a new tinder I get the message telling me 'something went wrong sending you your verification, please try again.' Really annoyed. Been like a week of this

>>24321369
You have to buy a new phone, sorry!

>>24321478
Why would I need a new phone?

Used to have a tinder account. Deleted it and now suddenly I can't get verification

How far into the conversation should I suggest a meet up? The grill I'm talking to goes to the same uni as me

>>24321616
Depends on how well the conversation is going but you should strike while the iron is hot.

Don't be one of those betas that wait like a week, remember these girls are getting 50-100 messages a day, she'll easily forget about you.

For myself, I usually ask for the number and make plans after the first day or two.

Why do I only get asian matchs ? I'm a white guy in London btw

>>24322597
Asians love white guize

>>24319774
You're literally decent looking, don't be so much of a fag in your bio

>>24322601
>tfw live in Hongcouver, matched with one of 3 black girls before I matched with a single Asian

At least she's qt

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"I have seen you around the campus. You are very handsome. Or beautiful, rather than that."

She wrote to me first as well. Nothing like this every happened to me before.

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What do I say gang? All my other matches have had something in the bio to work from.

>>24321523
Don't you just verify via Facebook? I don't remember having to do anything by phone.

>>24322759
ask her what does she think of Putin

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>>24322766

>>24322813
classy

Same fucking problem still happening the past few days. I'll match someone. Click keep swiping. And then three seconds later when I go to check they'll be gone. Could there be too little space remaining on my phone or something? It's impossible that they unmatch me because it's happened with 7 or 8 girls and it's only about a 10 second window.

Using a galaxy.

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>ugly and very rarely get matches
>have no game and don't know what to say when I get those rare matches
what do i say family
>>24322834
I had the same thing happen. I guess you should just tap "Start chatting" instead of "keep swiping", because I lost 2 matches that way.

>>24322880
On an android? And only just happening recently? Perhaps there was a recent update with and it caused a bug that needs to be fixed?

I'd help you with your problem if I had any game but I find I usually only get conversations going with girls that start it off or with huge bios that give you a bunch of stuff to comment on.