What is the craziest dildo you ever used!? Show pictures

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the lelo mona 2, hurt like hell to insert. Painful on cllit :(

You are one little hornball.

>>24283907
Even when i was super wet, the toy was uncomfortable. used my finger instead, waste of fucking money. The thing almost costs $180

>>24283909
c-can i be ur toy?

:3

>>24284583
Please do everyone a favor and butt chug a gallon of bleach while playing in traffic.

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I call him Colossus 'cause he's big and metal.
I can't handle the big end but that's OK. The ridges just behind the head on the smaller end are my favorite part anyways. It takes me some time to work up to him, but he does gasping, knees-gone-weak, mewling-like-a-kitten things to me, every time.

>>24285440
i would love to see this. sounds hot as fuck. don't suppose ud kik me? loverofallover

>>24285457
Idiots like you are going to kill an interesting thread.

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Not mad on it inside. running the ridges over my clit while the vibration is low

i'm trying to hord all of the dildo pics i can, please kik me:dubbsisblu

>>24285478
sorry wasn't trying to ruin anything. how long does it take for u to get off with it?

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>>24285457
Haha, no. I can be a little exhibitionist sometimes but fuck, maybe just enjoy the thread a little. Sharing in the thread is one thing, but asking to go straight to private just reeks of desperation.

Getting hit up like this takes all the fun out of it. Basically, >>24285470

>>24285478
That texture looks luscious.

>>24283909
>paying $180 just to get off cause you're too damn lazy to use your hands
women these days smdh

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>>24285745
>paying $180 just to drive screws cause you're too damn lazy to do it by hand
men these days smdh