Ideal Mate Thread! Either create an image describing yourself

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I am gonna post what I posted in the Skype thread...

I'm looking for someone (female) who is generally an adult. I'm looking for the kind of person I could be "serious" with eventually. Someone with common sense. Someone loyal. Someone with great empathy (I must stress this), respect and understanding, and of course, a wonderful sense of humor. Someone who doesn't like arguing, but appreciates and understands the importance of communication...Someone who doesn't sweat the small stuff, but can appreciate being meticulous. Someone who is not patronizing, and not intentionally bitter. Someone who can take a legitimate interest in the things someone else does. Someone modest but not a pushover. Someone who is finished with college and in my age range and working on buying a home, bettering themselves...
And, of course, someone who loves music like I do.

I would like to just have a very nice and close friendship that builds over a very long time and maybe turns into something more, maybe not.

My Skype is Chesterpuppet.

Me:
21/f
I grow gardens, play video games, and eat pizza.

You:
Have a penis, don't use emoticons, give me meth.

>>24284250
Dag Yo

>>24284250
Okay, willing to go on a date with me? I'm desperate

>>24283067
template would be nice

>>24284250
My meth only comes in emoticon shapes. Sorry.

>>24284250
I can give you mephedrone, will that do?

I'm fairly introverted, so I want a girl that is extroverted/does most of the talking and stuff. I like to read and play video games, so it'd be nice if she had at least one of those hobbies as well. Also it won't work out if she's a size queen...

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Me:
>29/m/southern california
>chubby, 5'10, glasses, curly shaggy hair
>gamer and general nerd
>funny
>sardonic
>loyal
>kinky
>casually an anime fan
>down to earth slacker dude
>overwatch fanatic
>ok with long distance but close by is preferred

Her
>thin to chubby
>sense of humor
>ride or die bitch
>open minded
>kinky
>into overwatch and other games
>ok with taking it slow and
>isnt about the dating game but is ok with being silly
>clingy is ok within reason

skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots

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Me:
25/M/GA, looking for serious relationship
5'10"
175lbs
Average/non-athletic body
Intelligent, Observant, Sweet, Affectionate, Honest, Loyal
Interests: Video games, TTRPGs, cartoons/animation, science, history, philosophy, language, mythology(specifically Norse), medieval weaponry, reenactment, and LARP(though I've never actually participated), and cooking

You:
21-40/F/Near Me
5'0" or taller
Cute face, pretty eyes, full lips, chubby cheeks, nice smile, sans makeup
Voluptuous/Hourglass Chubby/BBW with huge breasts, wide hips, thick thighs, and a big round ass
Sweet, loving, affectionate, mature but playful, intelligent, touchy feely, gentle dom
Shares my interests
Open to kink(We can discuss further when you feel comfortable)
Preferably a virgin
Not looking to play cat and mouse.

Bonus points: Black/African descent, long hair(the longer the better)

Deal-Breakers: Slut/Camwhore, STDs, Feminist/SJW, Mentally Ill/Unstable, Religious(Establishment or New Age), Piercings/Tattoos(Exceptions if they're not too extreme), Furry/Otherkin/Pedo/Scat/Beast/Torture/Pain, Physical disability/handicapped, cutter scars, Black Lives Matter supporter, Science denier(antivaccers, altmeds, homeopaths, anti-gmo,etc)

Contact:
Kik: VidyaViking
Skype: somesortofwizardry

Must have pics. Serious inquiries only please. Let's not waste each other's time.

I'll probably regret posting this later.

>>24284960
Addendum:

Forgot to mention no smokers/drug users, and no vegans.

>>24284960

Disclaimer, my beard as seen in the picture was lost after a trimming accident. It is currently on a slow way to recovery.

Her:
>18-21
>Doesn't do drugs, occasional drinking is fine.
>Has a healthy lifestyle and is somewhat fit/ Likes doing athletic things, not all the time but camping, hiking biking etc.
>Likes to talk about movies books and art.
>Likes listening to live music.
>Doesn't mind that I tend to repeat myself a lot.
I find most facial types and other physical characteristics attractive.
anyone who just wants to chat too.

Me:
>19/Male/Midwest US
>White
>In Uni studying Art and Design stuff
>I work at a record store
>like cooking/baking.
>fit/athletic body
>5'10"
>brown medium/long hair
>Hazel eyes
>Glasses

Kik: SeanB124

me
>18
>in college but not super busy- LDR is an option
>skinny/fit, 5'6, white
>into music, fitness, cooking, reading, writing poetry, getting into outdoorsy stuff
>social but probably introverted
>a little anxiety but it's all good

him
>kind
>confident/dominant
>looking for a potentially serious relationship (won't move too fast)
>white
>open-minded but hopefully not too different politically, etc.
>will do fun/weird/spontaneous things with me
>will tell me my cooking's good even if it sucks
>similar interests maybe. different is good too, i'd love to learn about his
that's all that comes to mind

>>24285155
Do you enjoy indoor climbing?

>>24285155
Where are you located? What music do you like? Do you have a body type preference?

>>24285170
Haven't tried it but would love to!!
>>24285182
Located in California. Music is all across the board, but I love playing and listening to classical and jazz in particular. I would prefer a guy somewhat into fitness so we could work out together, but he wouldn't need to be a bodybuilder or anything.

me:
f, emotional and girly and no friends, wears matching lingerie daily, values aesthetics too much, has job and education, can barely cook but obsessed with cleaning, will snuggle you if you're a good SO

you:
girl or boy, has interests outside of vidya (but likes nerd shit still), has a job, has an education, 24+, dominant, can type

kik: shoujo.gif (please write something in your message)

>>24284424
Where are you from?

>>24284441
Bummer.

>>24284442
Sure, I'm not picky.

>>24285187
I'm in CA too. I have a pretty good mix of habits between physical, nerdy, and artzy (literature mostly).

My kik is keasbycepts

>>24285187
I'm in California as well. I like writing poetry and Classical music too. I no longer practice any instruments, but I do write/compose music. I have a thing for girls who cook. Would you prefer my email or kik?

I guess I will give it a try because why not

>me
-a nice person, happy
-normal and mature
-likes most forms of golf and tea
-funny sometimes, easygoing
-enjoys baking, film/theatre, literature, and art
-engages in creative activities
-loves flowers and often cant resist cute things
-does not use drugs
-does not mind sports
-does not really follow trends
-wants to travel, likes to help others
-likes to hear stories
-a little shy, but mentally stable
>him
-a good person and a nice guy
-charming and chivalrous but silly sometimes
-is not engrossed in some type of nerd culture excessively or unironically
-is not sexual or desperate
-likes to be happy, is respectful
-ideally likes the idea of aesthetics from the 1980s/90s in a way but that doesnt really matter
-openminded, not afraid to be himself
-does not have specific shallow physical standards like "i love girls with/who..."
-likes to relax and watch movies
-would not use online dating sites
-not a misogynist, has not dated that much for their age
-sees the good

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skype and kik are in pic related.
skype is preferred.
I like anime and kittens

>>24285225
I get a good vibe off you. What's your preferred form of contact?

>>24285225
>would not use online dating sites
That's l i t e r a l l y what this is.

>>24285232
email or skype would be preffered. Though I am not comfortable with posting my contact info on here.

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>>24285225
>-is not engrossed in some type of nerd culture excessively or unironically
>-is not sexual or desperate
>-would not use online dating sites

where do you think you are.png

>>24285247
[email protected]

Send me an email, and I'll give you my skype

>>24285209
Email would be great. Can I ask how old you are?
also
>writing poetry
pls post one
>>24285234
>>24285252
brutal

>>24285264
>how old
Oh hell, I just noticed you're 18. I'm 29. If you're still open anyway, my email is [email protected]

>>24285264
not a kik fan? Ripperino.

I'm 20, if you're still interested drop me your email

>>24285155
You seem really cool.

I fit most of your criteria. I'm also in California, btw.

I'm also an empty husk of a person who probably couldn't keep you entertained long enough for a connection to bud. But I just wanted to let you know that I hope you find someone.

>>24285300
cheers to that.

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>She
is a female over the age of 18
is p down to earth, not a total manipulative, controlling b.
Likes to go on walks places, and generally just do stuff together. Does going to the grocery store sound fun? Well now it should cause we can pick out stuff together!
Would be okay with potentially eventually moving if need be. Internet dating never works because no one wants to just throw their life away for a rando online. (least not for meeee)
has cute ankles

>Me
yo so like I'm this dude who has a job doing stuff
And like, I've been places, but not a lot of places, cause going places is lonely. (protip: that's a big part of my life, that whole lonely bit)
I'm pretty slow with relationships, I'm also pretty bad at them, committing to things is tough (getting girls to actually like you is also p hard) if you're not into crazy dom/sub/sugardaddy/nonsense then that's just grand.
I dunno where I'm going with this, these threads started to feel less personal, but it's also 3am and I don't really feel like making an image for this.
Uhm, US yo, 24 yo, stuff like that (I don't drink or smoke or have drug hook ups, (I'm basically a square) that usually comes up)

kik me: buttsmackenzie

>>24284429
ah sorry, I don't have the template! as you can see I didn't use one for mine :(

Me:
20/m/us
Hobbies: Hiking, biking, fishing
Food: Vietnamese and Southern (US) Cuisine
Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Book: The Passage Trilogy

Her:
(Ideal, perfect, build-your-own-gf)
Caucasian, 18-20, 5'0'', 95-120 lbs
Pale skin.
Big round eyes.
Small nose.
Average/smaller lips.
Perfect teeth.
Average/ smaller ears.
Noticeable collarbone.
A cups, waist and butt doesn't matter (plus if they are on the bigger side)
Preferably brunette, although doesn't matter.
Nipples must be pink/on the lighter side.
Same goes for pussy.
We can bleach the asshole if needed.
Must wear cute frilly underwear, stockings/legwear is a big plus.
Skirts/dresses when we go out.
Shy, can hold conversations, prefers me to do the talking.
Very attached/clingy.
Enjoys similar activities as me.
High sex drive.
Able to please my fetishes.

All I can think of for now.
>impossible but oh well

>>24285821
what is your ethnicity?

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aight here goes, sometimes I get adds

Me:
>18
>americunt
>pic is the picture of me that gets the most compliments so it's the one I always use
>batshit insane
>not in an edgy, cool way, but in a delusional way
>gets excited whenever I get an add, always think "this'll be the one that doesn't go silent"
>they all go silent ofc
>d e a d i n s i d e
>lover of bad puns and memes
>tl;dr literally the most undesirable human being on planet earth

Her:
>attractive but flawed herself
>degenerate, but comes off as nice and polite
>doesn't exist, so I project her onto every girl I talk to

julayy

Me
>21
>Skinny, 6ft 1
>Moderate Bi-polar
>Dislikes the far left
>Social drug user
>High sex drive, Very dominating
>Obsessive to the point where I couldn't lI've without my ideal mate
>Damaged goods, Mentally + Emotionally
>Loud, Arrogant and Cocky but only as a front
>Very compassionate to those who truly understand me
>More into sports than Vidya
>Very spiritual


Her
>18-23
>5ft 6/7ish
>longish blonde or dyed hair as long as the colour ain't too edgy
>into raves/electronic festivals
>open to drugs
>Very obsessive towards me, wouldn't even think about anyone else
>Whitty sarcastic sense of humor
>unconventional thinker
>right wing views
>overlooks my ego
>thinks I'm fascinating and smart and willing to let me teach them
>argumentative
>can stand being around confrontation or aggression towards other ( joining in with me being a cunt to people is a big +)
>tattoos
>not overly pierced
>stand out eyes
>psychotic stare
>connects with me better than anyone else in each other's lives

Me
>20/f/UK
>a few piercings
>long curly hair which frequently changes colours
>Uni student
>I love eating, sleeping and gaming
>sometimes I bake
>I like traveling
>I can drink pretty well
>Vegan (other person doesn't have to be)

Him
>18+
>Likes animals
>Will make food
>Dominant person
>Will play with my hair
>Funny
>Kind of an asshole
>will go to concerts and conventions with me
>Not as important but I like taller guys with longer hair and stubble/beards. Like a viking

>>24286258
when you say "kind of an asshole", do you mean "to the extent which I like", or do you mean actually an asshole? Serious question. If you're actually looking for someone who's blatantly inconsiderate, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

>>24286258
I'd bang

>>24286258
>vegan
>gaming
>curly hair
>likes going to conventions and shit

whereabouts in the uk are you?

>>24286258
I've recently been described as "viking jesus", my beard is a bit lacking though. I'm vegan too. Add me if you want to, Skype: Erudite Lunatic.

Me
>21/F/NZ
>cuddles, holding hands, kisses
>intimacy is a big deal
>argues a lot for sport/fun
>will act like a baby behind closed doors but is capable of being a lady in public
>tech addict, wants to become a network engineer
>fucks around with occult stuff
>domineering, possessive, intense
>can be moody but most of the time has smile plastered on face
>tells dumb jokes to make you laugh
>will care about you lots
>likes intense, dirty, cathartic sex that makes me cry

Ideal
>height doesn't matter
>17-27
>dark hair is fantastic
>brown eyes are my favourite
>aloof, detached, emotionally private
>functional caring like telling me to drink water or sleep if it's late
>wants to have a small family and likes the idea of being a dad
>likes reading, computer stuff, role-playing games etc
>is okay being second fiddle to my OTT personality
>will let me mother them a lil with making them meals, doing their washing, looking after them when they're sick
>calm and patient
>doesn't have a personal space barrier that clashes with my need for constant physical contact

>>24286453

You sound pretty great. Do you have a high sex drive?

>>24286453
Why can't there be any Arizona women

>>24286453
Welp, I'm pretty much your match but I'm literally on the other side of the globe.

My skype is [email protected]

>Me
I'm 22
Very tall, very thin
Musical, film&series fanatic
Vegan
My strengths are described to be sense of humor & smarts

>Her
In her early twenties
Tall/thin is a plus
Dark brown or dark red hair
Enjoys silent / mostly silent moments. Like listening to music and watching films together
Adventurous
Artistic
Likes to listen to me play my instruments & sing

Fuck it here we go. I don't really expect anything to come from this but whatever

>me
19, female, Texas
5'7"
skinny, don't know weight because I don't have a scale.
short wavy/curly brown hair
grey eyes
has a toddler son
anxiety attacks happen, working on getting help for that.
kind of a slob desu
hairy pits
loves animals but has no pets right now
doesn't wear makeup, unsure about my ability to even apply it
strong urge to protect but also really needy desire to feel protected
big supporter of homeschooling


>him
5'6"-6'0"
builtfat > skinnyfat > twinkmode
probably not mentally stable
will let me rest my head in his lap while he plays vidya
open to being the little spoon sometimes
laughs at SJWs
has an attractive face. this part varies and idk my own taste.
comes off as tough but is secretly a softie
switch in the bedroom
will cook/bake with me
down for long calls about nothing in particular
similar music tastes (mostly indie rock and folk stuff)
will go camping with me
wants a family
likes a simple life, not super into material things

idk there's probably other stuff
kik is sure.ok.whatever
throwaway email is [email protected]

please if you're gonna shoot me a message, say a bit about yourself or something.

Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika

>>24285187
If you're still looking I think i fit your description pretty good. 20, white, 5'11", massive squat legs. I live in SoCal so maybe you're nearby. I like classical music too. Send me an email if you're still here.

[email protected]

>>24286453
>fucks around with occult stuff
We should talk:
[email protected]

>>24286453
kik or skype?

>>24286779
>19
>skinny
>hairy pits
>no makeup
Fuck yes baby

>has a toddler son
Fuck no D:

Whatever, let me cuddle, lick your pits and cum inside you

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never done this before but i guess it's ok to try!

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>>24286836
Do you have kik?

>>24286779
oh yeah, and I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs

Don't care if you smoke or drink, but no hard drugs

>>24286836
19 m here wanna chat on kik or something? Kik: Chaseklossy

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Me:
>Male
>30 years old
>Gloriously norse
>Wavy light brown hair a bit past my shoulders
>179cm/~5'11, broad shoulders, wide hairy torso
>Chubby but muscular, getting less fat by the minute
>Social drinker, sometimes smoke tobacco when drunk
>Studying biology, considering adding on some computer science (a more marketable skill)
>Read nerdy books, play video games, board games with friends
>Like classic rock, golden oldies and metal
>Like horror movies, westerns, noir mysteries, high-brow classics
>Can be cuddly and affectionate, kinky and open to trying stuff out
>Weird mix of socially liberal and conservative

Her:
>Female
>Younger than me
>Not obese (chubby is fine)
>Nerdy
>Awkward and anxious is cool, as long as she's willing to let me help her
>Not stupid
>Ginger is a bonus, but otherwise hair color doesn't matter
>Medium or long hair (or willing to grow it out, fuck short hair)
>Not a gigantic weeb (some is OK)
>No kids
>At least a little bit kinky (please be into being physically dominated)
>Willing to talk about stuff instead of just silently waiting for me to notice

>>24286836
Would you be okay talking on Skype?

Me:
>Male, age 22, straight
>korean but not THAT kind of korean with all the k-pop stuff that some girls seem to be really into
>going to graduate school probably for neuroscience or psychology
>just started hitting the gym to finally get some muscles on these slim arms
>enjoys weeb things
>likes video games, tv shows, and movies
>likes comic books
>likes sports
>no interesting hobby
>social anxiety

Her:
>around my age
>don't really care about appearance, just be healthy and maintain good hygiene
>able to think for herself
>likes some of things I like
>doesn't mind that I'm Korean
>just be a nice person pls

>>24285821
Fucking gross desu. You're a creepy dude.

>>24285821
basically a sex doll

>>24285821
Literally the only things you're asking for are "can fulfill the sexual fantasy that's been in my head for the last decade because I am very obviously a kissless virgin"

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Me
>male, 20, straight [spoiler]with some bi-curiosity[/spoiler], live in Montana
>generic muddling of white, 6'4"/270 lb.
>awkward for a bit, but open up quickly
>lots of ironic humor, morbid jokes, etc.
>usually prioritize friends and SOs above all else, very cuddly in relationships
>entry-level weeb (JoJo, Persona, Danganronpa, Gurren Lagann)
>play shit tons of vidya, trying to get into fighting games (particularly SFV)
>enjoy music and acting, have been in nine plays/musicals

Her
>somewhere around 1[spoiler]7[/spoiler]-24 years old
>lives near me (I've had enough of long-distance relationships to last for my life)
>plays vidya, fighting games is a bonus but given my region, probably not gonna happen
>also cuddly, sweet and supportive
>appreciates and jives with my sense of humor
>appearance isn't too important, but cute face is priority one, if I had to pick something
>fairly vanilla and/or sub

>>24287303
>spoilers don't work on /r9k/
fuck

>>24285821
I don't like you

>>24287295
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, he's only 20.
There's a lot wrong with being a shallow creep who thinks he should have a poorly disguised living sex doll.

>>24287341
Ngl if anyone I knew IRL was a virgin at 20 i'd ridicule them

>>24287345
How slimy.

>>24287341
Good point, that's what I was getting at but should have phrased better.

>>24287345
Bad point.

>>24285821
I for one see nothing wrong with your list. This is an IDEAL mate thread, and you made it clear that you were aware that completing the full list was unrealistic.
Keep liking what you like, anon.

Perhaps it'd look less shallow if you included more personality traits? Idk

>>24287415
Yeah the problem is that he lists 20 different physical traits, down to the extremely specific ("we may need to bleach your asshole"???) while not caring at all about what her personality is outside of being willing to do anything he wants sexually. It's very clear he's not looking for an ideal mate, he's looking for a sex doll.

>>24286836
Heyya, 22/m/us

Think I fit most of the qualifications lol, asian, learning to at least be alright in the kitchen, and I'm pretty relaxed relationship wise. Also a weeb who cosplays :p

Kik: kappamastery if you want to reach out

>>24287415
I thought it was weird just how much detail he put into exactly how he wants his sex slave. It's obvious he put a lot of thought into it, he has a preference for fucking ear size.
And then on top of that the only thing he said about her personality is that she should be "very clingy" and not speak.
I get that sex slaves are a kink or whatever for a lot of people, but post that shit on fetish threads. That's not what these threads are for.
This dude oozes sleaze. It's coming out of his perfectly sized ears. And that's coming from a junkie.

>>24285155
hey there, i fit most of your criteria aswell. socal reporting in. how would i get in contact with you?

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Me

>21/f
>quiet, but talkative and open in conversations with people I like
>Not very romantic
>I like to spend a lot of time outside

Him

>21-28
>Agrees that Dominoes pizza is really terrible
>Thoughtful and kind
>Maybe keeps fit by some means other than the gym
>Won't try to marry me

>>24286453
Me
>22/m/nz
>fits everything you said except eye colour

>>24287485
dominoes is fucking trash man. the sad thing is i live in jersey where theres a million real pizzerias and people still eat that shit

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Hello again, /soc/. How's everyone?

Me:
20, male, aus, white/tan skin, 5'11, 143 pounds (decent amount of muscle and working on weight).
Very introverted, but not a social retard, have no problems being social when i need to be.
1 more year left in a STEM degree before graduating.
Not many hobbies but would love to discover and get into some with the ideal girl.

Her:
17-22, skinnier than me, my height or shorter.
Must be accepting of playing vidya (during downtime).
Loyal and in it for the long run if things get serious.

>>24286836
Do I have to eat all the eggs?

My:
>man, 22 years in northern germany
>broad build, brown hair, grey eyes
>student/ freelence illustrator
>i like sketching/ drawing, going innawoods, fishing, hacking wood, collecting bones and antique stuff
>movies i dig:
the revenant, 13 assasins, 96 hours, dogtooth, i saw the devil, martyrs
>books:
Stephen kings IT, Lovecraft: case of charles dexter ward, Chris Carter: the death sculptor, Dostojewski: dream of a ridiculous man
Poe: King Pest
>Music:
Eluveitie, Burzum, Richard Wagner, Coldworld, Tschaikovski, Ennio Morricone, Ensiferum
>political fews:
social conservative, economic liberal


Other person:
>woman, 22-32
>slender
>russian or scandinavian
>some interest in history or art
>likes outdoors
>non materialistic
>traditional values
>can handle corny puns

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i'm not sure what i'll get, but i'm lonely.
please talk to me. ;-;
kik is daddyissuescentral

Me

>20/m/western kansas for the next four years for uni (God kill me there's nothing to do here)
>Thin/kinda muscular, 6'0, 170lbs curly/wavy brown hair, green eyes.
>gamer, pretty much a nerd in general, except I'm not that into anime
>Funny but only if you like really dark fucked up humor, otherwise you'll just think I'm an asshole. Otherwise it's just situational humor that I tend to get away with everyday
>Loving the outdoors, I try to travel between each semester
>Vinyls, appreciates most music.
>Loves reading but I never have time for it
>Bio major, natural science
>Shifts inbetween total slacker and motivated to get everything done
>Not looking for anything long distance, but if a friendship turned into it then fuck it why not
>Very abbrasive, blunt and to the point. I hate beating around the bush. People sometimes think its to a fault.

Her

>Tall girls not reguired, but definitely a perk
>Healthy weight, good hygiene, normal body standards I suppose?
>Loves sappy shit but isn't completely entranced in fairy tale mentality. I'm not really into sappy shit but I always thought it was an admirable trait in women.
>Sense of humor. If not encouraging, at least accepting of dark humor
>Open minded
>Loves the outdoors. Not the idea of the outdoors, but actually going out and hiking, camping, etc. Actual adventuring and traveling.
>Not a die-hard liberal. Like if you constantly are aligned with buzzfeed then gtfo
>Cuts the bullshit and says what's on her mind.
>Abbrasive, blunt and to the point.
>Not spineless or cowardly. Not talking about a brave amazon, but shit I hate having to socialize for the other person

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Me:
>male
>23
>ugly
>manlet (5'3")
>skinny
>conservative
>kissless virgin
Likes vidya, hiking, museums, and other quiet activities.
Want:
>biologically female
>similar age
>virgin and waiting for marriage
>skinny to average
>conservative
>same interests

Me:

>Almost 22/f/New England
>Chubby but lost 15 pounds this summer (thx giardia)
>Just graduated college
>What little money I do have is spent on my travels, camera equipment, and pot
>Big time introvert, but very social when necessary
>Introspective, critical thinker, deeply empathetic, huge heart
>Ambitious and won't tolerate laziness and apathy
>Writer and musician
>Actually outdoorsy as in like I don't just lay in bed and watch nature documentaries. I ski, bike, kayak, hike, camp, garden, generally lay in grass and play in mud.
>in fact, I'm not really into TV or movies at all. Doesn't pick up on 90% of pop culture references
>slowly convincing myself to be fearless. getting there.
>dog lover. kid lover but don't want my own.

You:

>21-30/m/near hopefully
>Tall, long hair, cute smile, beard
>values education, whether it be formal or informal. lifelong learners are very welcome
>travel with me to scary, off the beaten path places or at least be understanding when I go to such places
>will join me for hikes to watch the sunset while drinking a beer, smoking a spliff, and listening to good music or an engaging podcast
>have a hobby (or many) that you find super cool and can talk all day about
>relaxed, not superficial, open, genuine, driven
>those with dog allergies need not apply

If you didn't find this completely disgusting, please reply with your kik!

>>24288464

I don't find you disgusting in the slightest. What I DO find disgusting is the outdoors. It has the sun! Humidity! BUGS! Everything about the outdoors is awful except in winter. Sledding's pretty great.

>>24288093
>economic liberal

Hans pls take an economics class.
>inb4 economics major

>>24288558
I 100% agree about the sun and humidity bullshit. Winter is my life. I come alive in the snow. The beach is repulsive. But mountains. Mmf. They're enchanting.

>>24288464
You seem rather interesting, if you don't mind you can kik me at nelle.kozera

>>24288604

I can agree to that. I went hiking along some mountains in Japan several years ago, and I remember it being very beautiful and a lot of fun.

There aren't any fun mountains near where I live, though. Also, I still hate bugs too much.

>>24288642
Username not found :(

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Me
>18/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3 average build
>Curly black hair, brown eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music/boring nerd stuff
>Trying to beat the first dark souls right now send help
>Not a weeb
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Favorite TV Shows are The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD
>Makes goofy jokes
>Can be super serious if needed
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay

Her
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>18-23
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>Has the same sense of humor as me.
>Can be serious if needed
>Kinda a shut in
>Introverted or Shy
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Not a super mega weeb but a regular weeb is okay
>Has her own taste in music, doesn't just listen to Top 50 hits

Skype is ionphia, kik is ionphiare.
Hit me the heck up ladies.

>>24288657
I grew up in the mountains so the bugs are just part of life. But cockroaches though. I don't fuck with cockroaches.

Me
>19, thin, 5'11, shaggy dark brown hair, occasional glasses
>interests: music fanatic, reading random crap, photography, drawing, films, vidyas and philosphy
>extremely introverted, never approached the opposite gender
>people say I'm emotionally cold

her
>shorter than me, preferably light skinned and thin (not athletic)
>same interests
>willing to initiate convos 50/50

>>24287485
I disagree because Dominoes has Brooklyn style pizza and that's what my life is about.

22/m/want to die and travels a lot for work here. How's it going, senpai?

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Looking for Canadian grills
>implying that they live in near by
>implying they exist in the 905
>tfw spitting rhythms like dimes

Might as well make like a banana and kill my self :^) Metaphorically speaking of course.

I hope everyone in this thread has a nice weekend.

>>24288075
only if you think you want to

>>24288807

pls respond ;_;

>>24288807
Do you have email or skype? or any contact really. Let's talk!

>>24286836
Hi! It's nice to see someone else from Indiana. I think we'd get along well, if you want to talk sometime. I'm >>24287893

>>24288666
cause i'm shit at this, there isn't a dot. its just nellekozera

This could be fun.

Me:
>Male/28/Canada
>5'7, muscular but thick
>Pale white with long brown hair, thick beard, and green eyes.
>Piercings and tattoos
>Polyamorous and married.
>Pretty weird, a motorcycle/bicycle nerd, also super into tea.
>Enjoys physical activity, roller skating/derby, cycling, pole fitness, etcetera.
>Ex military, don't give a shit about too much anymore, mostly just enjoying myself and others.

Her:
>5'0-5'4, redhead, petite.
>Open to polyamory.
>Slutty
>Loves
>Likes being weird and stupid jokes
>Doesn't take things too seriously or dramatic.
>Enjoys fitness, and bettering ones self.
>Loves to learn things, insatiable for random bullshit.

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Anyone want a 6'2 blonde?

>>24288911
A thousand times yes.

>>24288917
yay! Someone wants me haha...If you pay now, you'll have free shipping.

>>24288920
Hmm will have to be an extra large box though, sure they won't charge me for it?

>>24284960
Looks like we have some racial traitor here.

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male/ 24/ Cali

Just someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy theirs. That's all I can ask for.

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Her:mixed race, beautiful skin, mutlicolored hair, bbw with hourglass proportions, everything really bouncy, multiple piercings and tattoos loves to sing and tell jokes, loves drugs weed and psychedelics mostly, loves comics and books and movies, very eclectic music tastes with a focus on hip hop, enjoys dank bars, and dancing, kinky af, very supportive and knowledgeable, could teach anything she knows and learn anything she didn't, enjoys all kinds of food and very expressive creatively, but is comfortable being direct, looking for longterm open relationship, understands her own needs, and is very open minded about everything else.

Me: 25/M / 5'10 240lbs (407) Heteroflexible, mixed race, dad bod with two tattoos (more to come). I do open mics (comedy) when work permits but I work evenings so not so much lately. I like a little bit of everything and am open minded on the rest. I once had a very fun meeting with some people; explaining to me their "book of knowledge". I tend to look on the bright side, but I don't flinch during the uglier parts of life. I smoke weed as much as possible without putting my job in danger, so mostly after work or atleast 8 hours before, other drugs when appropriate orally only. I'm a terrible dancer, but I love to dance. I'm looking for partner, someone I can trust about everything. less than Ideal is fine too after all people rarely know what they really want or what's best for them.

me
- 21 white 6'2"
- somewhat confident, a bit arrogant, often a dick unintentionally
- cs major in final year soon to do my masters
- beard
- iq 142, entj
- autistic at times
- mesomorph, somewhat skinny but slowly getting a belly
- drugs (+alcohol)

her
- intelligent, open for debate
- has some political standing
- any body
- not too absorbing/clingy (important)

>>24287485
Dominoes has good pizza wtf are you on about

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me
>21/m/tn
>miserable
>artsy
>loves music (favorite artists are red house painters, codeine, kenichi fumoto, shizuka, les rallizes denudes, etc)
>interested in literature and video games


her
>miserable
>likes music, maybe not to my extent but to a point where she'll listen to things outside her comfort zone
>doesnt meme a whole lot
>i dont know
>basically anyone who isnt an asshole
>ok cool

>>24289162
dominos is the fucking worst you have bad taste

>>24288911
If you don't mind that I'm shorter than you, sure.

Me:
>18/M/Nebraska
>looking for a serious relationship
>5'5-5'6 average build
>Dark hair, greenish-blue eyes, glasses
>White
>Introverted
>I am a bit quiet, but I open up if you get me on the right subjects
>emotionally detatched, but will warm up quickly usually
>I am loyal and loving
>Virgin
>I will want to be physical like cuddling, hand-holding, etc (we don't need to rush sex, but don't keep it to hand-holding and hugging for months).
>In terms of political views I am generally on the right.
>Just started Uni
>I want the relationship to be at least somewhat romantic, even if only in private.
>Likes animu
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Boku no Hero Acedemia, Fate/Zero, Space Patrol Luluco
>Likes vidya (occasionally tries to actually make some with a few buddies, but not much has turned out of that yet for various reasons)
tLoZ Majora's Mask, Persona 3 FES / 4 Golden, The Misadventures of Tron Bonne, Chrono Trigger, La-Mulana, Jet Set Radio
>movies
Confessions (2010), Goodfellas, The Godfather Parts 1 & 2, Team America: World Police, The Shawshank Redemption, The Garden of Words, The Grudge: The White Ghost
>With music I like pretty much anything except most country
Foo Fighters, Guns N Roses, The Darkness, Ninja Sex Party, Ken Ashcorp, eminem
>lots of ironic and dark humor
>books
The Eyes Of The Dragon- Stephen King, The Android's Dream- John Scalzi, Anything about King Arthur.
>Visual Novels
Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, Grisia no Kajitsu, Katawa Shoujo, Little Busters

Her:
>17-21
>I would prefer her to live close to me, but I could go for a LDR
>likes vidya and/ or animu
>Can appreciate and bounce back on my sense of humor
>supportive and caring
>Maybe a little clingy
>At least somewhat intelligent (She doesn't need to be Einstein, but at least inquisitive and well-learned enough to contribute to a conversation on complex topics)
>Physical appearance doesn't mean too much, just be decently healthy (i.e. not anorexically skinny or fat as a whale)

>>24288920
Have a kik?

>>24288911
I've seen you post in various threads and I always think that you are so girly and cute I'm surprised that you are that tall but you'restill super pretty.

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>>24288932
What can I say? Black women are hot.

>>24283067

>me
>29
>6'5"
>millionaire, founded and sold startup company
>looking for big boob sluts

at least i'm honest

>>24289208
What's your Skype?

>>24289312
blue.house.painter

>>24288464
I am also from New England and enjoy some outdoorsy activities. Would you like to hike Mt monadnock sometime? Kik is cotbs

>>24289274
i mean i could use a sugar daddy for med school

>>24289333
Where are you from?

>>24289333
nice trips

describe yourself then

>>24289355
well....
I'm tall, slender.
I work in a particle physics research lab while finishing my last year of uni
I'm 20.
ballet dancer for 13 years

>>24289372
physicist? that is indeed a god-tier vocation

anyway, given my preferences, that might not work but you have my respect for rocking with the hardest and the realest of the sciences

>>24289391

oh well, good luck with your pursuit

>>24289274
Gib money and I'll be your best friend pls

>>24288167
You made my heart pound, because for the first time ever, I found someone I wanted to contact. But then I read this...
>>24289213
Game over.

>>24288695

>Life is about dominoes brooklyn style pizza
>Wants life to end

>>24286836
I'm 21 and my parents ate my chickens when I was a teen. Want to talk for a while?

>>24286779
....kat?

>>24283067
Me:
>21/M
>UK but dreaming of moving to the States someday
>Ginger, 6'0'' and skinny
>Interests: history, vidya, anime, film, skiing but it costs a lot so I rarely get to do it sadly


Her
>confident enough to get on with it—this doesn't mean you have no problems (I love trying to help others with their issues) but if you do, you don't whine about it ALL the time
>shares some of my interests at least, vidya is most important; gaming with others is a good way for me to bond with others
>as said before, confident, chatty and can take banter
>lives for fun and is unpredictable
>looks out and cares for others as much as I do
>as for appearance, not too picky but I do have some preferences
>women with light abs are always hot
>I have fallen for the THICC meme to some extent
>Honestly personality attracts me greatly, cringey as it sounds
>height doesn't matter either [spoiler]although a taller women is kinda hot and I can be in both a dom and sub position[/spoiler]
>no shitty piercings or tatoos everywhere, be as pure a maiden as you can be

I rambled there, but if anyone's interested in even some fun flirting, hit me up.

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Me
>18 and male
>5'7? 5'8? i don't remember, somewhere around there
>dark brown eyes and hair, fairly pale skin
>a little chubby, like 155lbs
>mixed race if you care, half mexican and half "white"
>i love language, literature, history, music, and food. all of that pretentious shit
>i play baritone saxophone in a jazz ensemble, double bass in an orchestra
>favorite book is the ego and its own by max stirner
>not really into movies
>i live in texas and fucking love it here
>preeeetty much a conservative
>pretty into certain anime, namely idolshit
>learning spanish and japanese actively, portuguese passively

now for her
>i couldn't care less about height, as long as it's within like 5 inches or so of myself
>not reaallly into black girls. i like all other races though, particularly mixed girls.
>i don't like skeletons or fat girls, sorry.
>i guess i prefer A cups and large butts but those aren't anywhere near number 1 priority
>preferably musical, girls that play brass get me off
>fucking loves food and baking, but is more willing to let me cook for her
>leans more dom than sub, but preferably a switch
>calls me cute a lot
>coddles me sometimes
>preferably something other than monolingual, but if she's not i can't complain because neither am i.
>weeby

here's hoping i'll get a bite this time, i've talked to a few interesting people by doing these before. my email is [email protected], kik is nokeys101, and skype is kanayy.lmao420 (yes i'm very sorry about the username it was made in a time worse than this)

>>24286836
>asian, 25
>chef by profession, nerd hobbies
>would love a baker weeb gf to nerd out about food, animus and video games
>LF pocket healer gf
>hear me talk about all the food i made and my future plans, its full of passions

Kik - oldboylee

>>24289372
Hey im currently working as r&d engineer in biotech company, i was wondering if you know how hard it is to get into grad school after about 1 yr of industry? looking to get my masters

>>24288853
i have a throw away email

[email protected]

>>24285202
Maine

>>24289225
Nice to see someone else from NE, wish you the best of luck in your search.

>>24290747
Thanks anon

>>24285443
>Does going to the grocery store sound fun? Well now it should cause we can pick out stuff together!
That sounds great

>>24290806
Feel free to kik me then (:

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Weeb guy looking for cute weeb girl to watch animu and play vidya with

Skype: beef.mcmeat

>>24286453
You sound perfect

>Kik: PerfectFromNowOn

>>24289891
I don't understand what you're getting at. Besides friendship and happiness.

Tennessee is awful. I should move back to Colorado.

>>24288464
I think i may be perfect 4 you, add crejoule

>>24290738
rip

May as well give this a go, then.

Me:

>18/Male
>6ft
>Dark shortish hair, blue eyes, pale skin
>Around 150 lbs, pretty average
>100% British, complete with london accent
>Super into Warhammer, MtG, World of Warcraft, Overwatch, League of Legends
>Used to be a weeb, still watches anime occasionally
>Plays piano, has a dog and a few cats, can cook
>Kinda introverted, currently working as IT support apprentice
>Listens to old school metal/rock primarily, but basically anything is good

Her:
>Weeb/Plays video games/is into similar things
>Is willing to let me cook for them
>Doesn't mind initially shy guys
>Loves to talk about anything and everything, getting into conversations about stupid shit


I guess there's more but if anyone's interested, Skype: Kyzi1 Kik:Kyzi11

>>24289396
I'm a physics/chemistry double major. Graduated in 7 semesters with minors in biology and math. 4.0 GPA.

>>24291881
Also, I'm 6'7".

>>24291570
You neither, maybe I misunderstood your post

That sounds like a good idea, why are you living in Tennessee?

>>24292085
I live in Memphis because my wife kicked me out of our house one evening. Then we met up the next morning and we decided to end it. Then the following morning I crashed my car but it still ran and was vaguely street legal. Then I went over and found out she'd moved her boyfriend into our house we owned together. Then I had the first day of work at the school I worked at and found I'd been moved to a different classroom. So, I packed my shit and left to live with a gaming buddy I knew online who offered me a place to stay.

Now I make pretty good money and get to travel all over, so I'm here.

>>24288911
i wish you were real

>>24289013
do you have kik?

do gay people never use this thread?

>>24292884
>implying we're all not faggots

Me
>23
>M
>East Coast
>East Asian
>Black/dark brown hair + brown eyes
>5'8
>Decently fit
>In school
>Books, TV, Movies that are rooted in fantasy
>Some vidya
>0 anime
>Kpop
>Quiet enough when you first get to know me
>A God at making really bad jokes all the time
>Focused on making others happy rather than myself
>Working towards my goals but I can be lazy too

Her
>19-25
>F
>North America
>White (I fucking love white girls) or Asian
>Brunette
>I LOVE green eyes
>Small in size and weight
>More indoorsy than outdoorsy
>Likes reading, netflix etc
>Plays or tolerates vidya
>Has her own interests
>Okay with LDR for the next 2-3 years

kik: h3lloangel

>>24283067
>tfw im your ideal mate except im not close
tough luck famalam

Me
>20, M
>junior in college, southeastern US
>studying film, would like to become a filmmaker
>cyclist, especially into track cycling and going to try to make it to the 2020 Olympic qualifiers for keirin
>super into sports, especially football
>musician, play guitar and write and record my own stuff
>really into WoW and HoTS
>enjoys camping and outdoor adventures
>casually into some anime

Her
>18-23
>not fat
>have aspirations of some sort
>educated
>doesn't have to necessarily be super into sports, but at least not opposed to watching them with me and understanding the hype
>same as above with video games and anime
>has at least somewhat of an active lifestyle
>has a positive outlook on life, or at least tries to

Might be reaching a bit here.

>>24293489
people that are oceans away are adding anyway so you might as well too :>

>>24293756
You can travel to see someone so why not?

Me
>18 F West Coast
>freshman in college, studying CS
>love vidya, but not an expert
>like some anime
>read a lot, sci-fi, fantasy, historical fiction
>have BPD, insomnia, taking meds for both
>chubby but not a BBW
>big baby in private, needy for attention/cuddle/kisses, but mature in public (except when I feel like being bratty)
>softcore BDSM
>likes hiking and camping and going to the ocean

Him
>20-30
>preferably at least 6' and a little chubby, don't really care tho if not
>intelligent, educated or pursuing higher education
>supportive and very very patient
>some similar interests
>can be the calm one during problems
>doesn't get angry easily
>willing to put up with me
>a dom in bed and out
>prefers cuddles over sex

maybe I'm asking for too much

>>24294502
That shouldn't be too hard to find. I fit most of that and I feel like I'm pretty average.

>>24294502
can you post your skype?

Me:
21/f
I'm a homebody. I play a lot of video games and I do a lot of drugs. I have a decent job and my own car, all that good stuff. I'm fairly happy with my life and pretty set in my ways. I love animals and nature, getting comfy in front of the TV, cooking, baking, music, reading, and tea. I have long hair that I'm a little vain about. I'm a little too tall and not so cute in the face. I have a couple of tattoos and chronic bitch face. I'm not a very emotional person and I would prefer someone similar. I'm also a virgin and I need to be able to take things slow, let's just start as friends and take it from there.

You:
Be kind but not clingy. Like I said, I'm not very emotional. Have similar interests but maybe introduce me to some new stuff too. Or not, it's totally alright to have hobbies that are just yours. It's fine if you're straight edge as long as you don't feel like it makes you better than me or try to "cure" me. I like people who talk a lot, especially if they have a nice voice. Maybe even read to me sometimes?
More than anything be honest and loyal. I can forgive just about anything as long as you don't lie about it.

Drop your contact info if this sounds anything like you.

Kik

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Me
>29/m
>6'2" white with blue eyes and brown hair

You
>Love the show Home Movies
And/or
>Are ridiculously submissive

>>24294553
kik - quixotic_sycophant

Drop me a message, you sound like my type (tall and long hair, drug-friendly homebody)

>>24294502
BPD and insomnia? That's fucking rough. What do you take?

>>24294553
Kik ?

>>24294679
Fuck McGuirk, Walter is the best.
>I got the bloodlust!

>>24294688
Post yours please.

>>24294553
Kik: koifish6138

>>24294704
Walter's nothing without Perry, and McGuirk's the cliche choice for a reason!
>Jolly-jeepers ain't it great?
>Fenton Mulley's turning 8
>Eat some ice-cream eat some cake
>Jeepers-jolly ain't it great
>Wow. That is awful.

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24. M. San Diego
5'3", 120lbs, strictly organic vegan, active lifestyle, nerd, running, food are the cornerstone of my day. Very smart and wise. Slick as fuck and loyal to no endbfor those who are true. Absolutely badass and loves to get rough and cuddle with my girl especially when it's chilly outside. Expect me to stay fit and able until i'm dead. Would be prone to mate but prefer to adopt if we ever want kids. Looking forward to a long and healthy life with someone serious about loveing me. And being loyal even when it's not as good as it should be.


>You
Undeniable selfcontrol and divine understanding of self. Truly easy to behave yourself alone and while drunk(if ever).... Preferred vegan, raw, strictly organic, fit, humble and realistically goal oriented. Know your boundries and be completely honest no matter how embarrassing the answers or questions are between the two of us. Preferred you have passed the drug stage. Very much a respectful and loving mate who cares deeply for your lover and openly offers immense emotional support. Going for this fearless love type of connection.

Any age and height. Open to weight and appearances. Rich or poor. Prefer you be a genetic female but I'm bisexual so I'm pretty much ready for anything.


>extra points for: swimming, running, reading, gardening, round butt, dreadlocks, natural body hair, no makeup, independently wealthy, able to wait for us to meet and willing to travel or pick me up at the airport like those long-distance relationship videos online.... Ummmm ya I dig that a lot. No animals in the house. Open to all kinds of sex including others, possibly world travel together, willing to piss on me atleast once, truly inspired to be the best mate you can be.

Truth, peace.

My snapchat is: fapchat.lol

>>24294720
Theres a grip of typos. I'm on a Phone at 3am so, ya. Just look past the typos.

>>24284250
Minimum size of penis ?

>>24294716
He has his moments.
>what do you want me to make you?

And Perry's a qt, yeah. Paula is second only to Walter though.
>I just say fuck over and over

>>24294730
None

>>24294735
Kik?

>>24294733
Janine Paula is pretty much the best tv mom of all time, but Poundstone Paula has all the best standalone lines
>I'm wearing sweatpants and a shirt that makes a man want to buy me another shirt

Do you use Kik or snapchat?

>>24289225
C-contact?

>>24294741
You already gave me your kik? We're taking right now what the heck

>>24294745
I use kik, I'll add you if you post yours. I'm a tweaker though if you didn't read my post.

>>24294752
I read it
My Kik is MaskettaMike

>>24294735
>different ID

>>24294873
Oh wait I'm sorry for some reason I thought that was directed at me.

Ok I guess I'll try but I don't think these threads were made for unattractive people :(

Me:
>20 / M / Kentucky USA
>6'5" 300 lbs. Not chubby, fat
>NEET
>Below average sized penis (although I have has compliments on shape color and thickness)
>honest smart funny loyal... all the works
>like to play vidya and read mango, also like to shoot guns at inanimate objects (murica) and go camping or hiking
>Pretty big shut in
>not very emotional
>have extremely intense sexual urges but too beta to try to make a move
>KHV because of this
>no friends or romantic history of any kind
>can't cook
>hate women
>extremely boring person in general
>you can do a lot better than me idc how you look
>been told I'm pretty funny and nice to be around when I'm not depressed tho

This part is irrelevant as no woman is interested in a loser like me but I guess if we're talking IDEAL...

You:
>18-30
>biological female
>skin color body type etc doesn't matter have a preference for girls with big butt/big boobs as well as stuff like wide hips thick thighs etc... Basically fertility goddess stuff
>like long hair and prefer natural color
>Be nice and honest
>have somewhat of a lewd personality. I'm not going to hound you for nudes or send an unsolicited dick pics but I definitely want it as an option in the foreseeable future
>Dark edgy sense of humor like me
>is disturbed or has some sort of issue we can talk about as I am too
>have at least one similar interest with me

Tfw fat people can't find love

>21/m/au
>5'7"
>brown hair
>blue eyes
>obese
>on top of all that still actually ugly
>weeb
>NEET
>working on losing weight
>going to look like a heavily used balloon
>probably MDD, AvPD, and SAD
>might actually be autistic
>can't talk to people
>have panic attacks when thinking about what to do with my life
>no real hobbies unless thinking about doing things is a hobby
>spend a few days a month trying to learn how to draw before wanting to cut my hands off
>will probably end up working a minwage night shift job for the rest of my life
>rap and post rock when it comes to music
>wouldn't mind doing drugs occasionally


Her
>Shorter pref, if taller not by a lot
>weeb or at least not disgusted by anime/manga
>similar taste in music
>despite my lack of personality it'd be nice if we somehow meshed well together
>if overweight, at least willing to try be each others motivation to lose it
>would be okay with sitting in silence together doing different things
>would be interested in trying psychedelics with me

>>24294935
Me
>21mSweden
>5'7 120 something pounds
>weird mix of green yellow blue and orange eyes, light easy to burn skin freckles and dark very thick hair
>live in own apartment but no job atm
>dunno what's the average penis size but my gf said it was at or just below 8", thick like a 25cl red bull can id say
>wouldn't call myself a nice person in mindset but I subconsciously try to do what's best for everyone
>average or above average intellijelly (if everyone is above average no one is)
>like vidya watching series and movies a lot, camping kayaking hiking zoos is fun with the right person (meaning romantic partner) getting into rock climbing and looking to summit some mountains in 2017
>not much of a go outside and hang with people, rather do something with partner
>Emotional grey area, except certain occasions I feel more than I express tho
>I like sex, a lot, open to the less extreme things (I have done anal, bondage and rape play and had them stick a finger in my ass but nothing larger, ill lick your ass if you lick mine)
>have a few people I talk with but I don't really hang around with them
>one serious and long term relationship
>can't cook I'm all for helping in the kitchen, don't like a lot of types of food but I'm getting better, ironically I like watching cooking shows
>love women I'm not into traps or trans or any new terms, girls born girls that have always been girls (but I do find tomboys pretty hot)
Ideal woman is
>around my length of shorter, not taller
>slim, a shapely ass is better than big breasts
>beautiful eyes doesn't matter what color
>red hair, very light skin
>around my age, not younger than 18 cuz I get weirded out about the idea of being sexual or and romantic with someone younger than my little brother
>similar interests to me
>likes to have sex, if you don't have or want to tell kinks that's fine
>faithful
>has a cute laugh
>doesn't get mad at me or others for not sharing their opinion on things

>>24294935
I have no idea why I replied to you sorry>>24295017
I'm not gay

>>24294553
chrjay89

>>24293587
>>24294502
>Working towards doctorate in astronomy
>Likes weeb shit
>19
>Ginger
>On West coast where you at?

>>24295447
Disregard
>>24293587

Me:
>25/M/UK (Staffordshire)
>5'9", 170lbs, built
>Full of humour
>Brown hair with lots of tiny natural streaks of red
>Silky hair, soft, large, well groomed multicoloured (brown, red, blonde) beard
>Masters in political science and a minor in Spanish, speak fluent Spanish
>Lived and went went to university in the United States for years
>Just moved back home to the UK
>Socially burnt out from always going out for and constantly dating in the US
>Barely drink at all anymore, no smoking or drugs
>Just want and cozy, snuggly qtpie who would love to lay in bed and play vidya or watch weird UFO/ 9/11 conspiracy documentaries all day
>I love cooking and baking, my ultimate hobbies. Total master in the kitchen
>Like a bit of animu
>Love conspiracies and /x/ stuff
>Other hobbies: photoshop, the occasional hike, just enough working out to maintain my natural caveman physique
>Require monster condoms for my magnum dong

Her:
>18+/UK
>Intelligent, although not necessarily a college student or anything
>I like extremes, so either super short or tall (height not a big factor)
>Very pretty, great hair
>Curvy (read thicc, not fat) features
>Homely, relaxed, contagiously cheerful
>Extremely affectionate
>Loves to cook and bake, or at least enjoying the results of it when I'm done
>Loves to be cozy in bed a lot
>Loves weird paranormal/conspiracy topics
>Likes vidya
>Healthy sex drive

Are you out there bby? Hmu on kik/skype my little moongem: mahogany_woods

Me:
>20
>5'8", somewhat chubby but some muscle too
>read nothing but modernist poetry
>into really difficult games (bullet hells that aren't touhou, Hell or Hell in DMC, Non Stop Infinite Climax in Bayonetta)
>competitive streak (currently improving at Overwatch)
>obsessed with finding and collecting (good) music (especially flac stuff)
>extremely optimistic, hard to upset, unphased by a lot of things
>always have something to say

Her:
>20-24
>white
>5'8"+
>chubby is good, thin is okay
>extremely talkative, to the point where some would be annoyed by it
>plays games for challenge
>has great imagination
>comfortable with LDR for now, would like to move things forward in future

My skype is [email protected]

>>24286133
Kik? Or skype?

>>24295710
Just realized I forgot to put that in post. God I'm stupid.

skype is pl4ntm4n

>>24295716
also different ID because different network

>>24294553
you didn't even say generally where you live

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21/m/ south east US
I know the qualities of my ideal mate just like everyone else in this thread, and I could tell you about them, but really the only thing that matters to me is that you share my fascination for the world. There is so much complexity on this planet, and I just want someone to explore it all with.
I am an attractive white guy, I'm reasonably wealthy for my age, Ive been spending the last 6 months outfitting my van to travel and live out of, and there is space in it for two.

>>24294748
skype
fiercedeity69

>>24294553
Kik: Vineclaw
Skype: bladethehedgefoxie

>>24286453
Huh, this makes me feel a bit more confident in myself. Never thought women might specifically desire these traits in a guy. Anyway, good luck with this.

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Anybody who is at least mildly interesting/attractive and likes having a good time. Willing to spend time to travel around the UK with me going to festivals/parties. Psytrance is where its at. Human behavior is fucking weird I wouldn't begin to know what to ask for to find someone who I really clicked with.

>>24287295
I think that was his gag tbthwy, famalam.

>>24296232
i can never find any psytrance gigs in the uk/scotland , what website or whatever do you use?

>>24296252
I check here alot. http://www.psymusic.co.uk/forum/

Under upcoming festivals/parties. Although there aren't many official events that I look forward too. I live out in the sticks down in the SW and often attend 'illegal raves' if thats what you want to call them. Tribe of frog this month up in Bristol looks like its going to be ace though.

On a phone so can't make an image so...

Me
23/M/Scotland
Play a lot of vidya, play guitar, likes surfing but only done it a couple of times (Scotland's pish for surfing)

Her
??/F/Uk (preferably)
Artsy in some form or another, at least tolerates my vidya obsession but would preferably be a gamer herself, quirky, cute, Netflix enthusiast

I honestly don't expect to meet my long-term partner until I'm already settled in my career. I'm a girl looking for a girl, however.

>>24296219
Sounds a little like me plus I'm 6'4 so nobody is really to tall

Kik: Soda93

>someone in thread asks for contact
>give it out
>go out to eat
>come back
>still no add request

;_;

>>24296266
cheers, already see a tonne more than what i'd found previously

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Me:
25M/UK/Exam invigilator/
around 5'9 or so
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown
Straight
Average body but not very athletic
Hobbies and interest: Surrealist artwork and literature, philosophy, literature and philosophy fanatic in general, learning languages, visiting countries, watching anime and reading manga along with collecting comic books. I also adore old cinema and I'm not talking about 70s and 80s cinema, I mean 30s, 40s and 50s cinema.
Personality: Very helpful but introverted a little can be a little stubborn at times, I enjoy learning at my own pace and don't enjoy rushing things a lot. I'm a much better listener than I am verbally so hopefully they wouldn't mind.
I'm into cuddling, no real dominance on whether I'm the cuddlee or cuddler.
Open minded and willing to try new things
I wouldn't really care which country you're from but would prefer older women.

I'll play on random mode and see what I get [email protected]

>>24296313

I'm also into cooking and Jazz music

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>>24294553
Ledesordrecestmoi

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>Male/Straight/23/California
>5'8 130lbs

>I'm a HUGE mental health advocate and have my own website where I write and post my own poetry about my own life and other every day struggles for people who suffer from existential nihilism. Jeff Bridges is my favorite actor. I'm into any intense form of music whether it be fast or slow, mellow tones just don't flow with me so country music although a favorite for many just doesn't do it for me sorry. In short I'm a hopeless romantic/adrenaline junkie looking for love and adventure.

>Looking for someone preferably my age or a little younger. Super into white girls. I don't have my own car because I have a panic disorder so I can't drive for long periods of time. But that doesn't mean I'm not willing to go out of my way to see ya. Be artsy. Be spontaneous. Be fantastic and love to laugh.

>lovelearnlisten.info
Is the best place to contact me.

>>24288167
Sounds like a golden girl by description

Me:
21
Sweden
6'1
Pale/light brown hair/blue eyes/slim figure
Work as electrician kind of, in training.
Used to play a bunch of videogames but not all that much anymore. Spend most my time listening to music, writing and playing guitar.
Alcohol is alright, weed is fun, other drugs on occasion but nothing heavy. I smoke cigarettes

Stuff i like:
Bad movies, music (chocker ikr) food/cooking

Stuff i dont like:
Obsessive use of social media or when people feel the need to take pictures of everything they do/eat

Things i like for other reasons:
Short hair is super cute, chokers are hot, so are tattoos and piercingsmycke to an extremt, when girls are shorter than i am

Not really sure what else to put in here but my snapchat is Helmaxad

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>>24296814
Swedish autocorrect strikes again. "Smycke" wasnt supposed to be in there, and "extremt" was supposed to be extent

I just want a qt viking bf :c

>>24296859
That's literally me, nigga

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>>24296859
Er det sant? :^)

Me:
>20
>male
>white
>live in the UK
>5'11
>skinnyfat, around 125lbs
>long dark hair
>greenish blue eyes
>maybe a bit feminine
>not really muscular
>i can have a beard but otherwise not much body hair
>bit clingy
>submissive
>currently working and going to college
>financially independent
>really like history, programming, airsoft, gaming, movies, reading, writing and travelling and more
>i dont smoke, do drugs or drink
>no tattoos or piercings
>not interested in anime, mangas and asian cultures in general
>fluent in two languages
>romantic
>dont care about sex
>want a relationship, not against a LDR
>want to meet up at some point and i can afford it.

Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>skinny, fit, or a small/average build, not fat or chubby
>no kids
>doesnt smoke
>not very experienced sexually
>clingy, posessive, obsessive is a plus
>dark hair
>honest
>romantic
>loyal
>wants a relationship or a LDR
>not against meeting up
>believes in soul mates
>maybe a bit dominant personality
>likes cuddling
>romantic

if you live in the UK want to talk, add me on skype: assman300
Kik: atazs

Don't waste my time and get my hopes up by adding me if you are not in the UK. Thanks

>>24296868
It looks like you're American, though?>>24296871
ja
>tfw visited all 3 viking countries but was too shy to talk to locals much

>>24294502
West coast here
kik:Welcometo_Flavortown

I'm bored so why not
>Me
21/m/6'3"/175lbs/white
Wannabe musician (piano, guitar, singing, producing)
Majoring in creative writing
Somewhere between introvert and extrovert
People tell me I have a witty, dry sense of humor
Atheist (inb4 fedora)
Reads a lot of books
Listens to at least one full album front to back every day
Smokes weed and drinks a lot, does harder drugs on occasion
Volunteers at local activist organizations
Commie
I'm not exactly kinky, but I love giving/receiving as much pain as possible during sex. Maybe a little light bondage, but mostly ravenous biting/scratching.
Loves dogs & cats.
I have clinical depression (diagnosed) if that's an issue.

>Her
18 - 26
Not right wing but not a sjw either.
Can have an in depth conversation about music/literature/film/philosophy etc
Likes friendly debating/sharing opinions
Would rather stay inside and watch a movie than go to a club.
Is comfortable with her sexuality, okay with moving things fast and trying new things.
Respects my need for space / not codependent
Cool with going to concerts, art museums, poetry readings and stuff together.
Short hair is a plus.

>>24290634
I messaged you on my throwaway as well, just a heads up!

>>24297093

Quick, latch on to the message! Hah but seriously I was the kappamastery guy from before, if you want to reach out as well, my throwaway is [email protected]. Hope to hear back ^^;

Would you be willing to let me eat all the chickens? Gahaha we can get more later

>>24287303
where live?

>>24296290
Same ;-;

>>24297330
>tfw too honest in myself and what I look for therefore deemed psycho

>>24297339
What does that have to do with me?

>>24297345
Ungrateful cunt

>>24297347
Yeah, about people "deeming" that you're a psycho...

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I just want to enjoy looking at cute things with someone or have them look at cute clothes with me. Basically same thing but plz

>>24297352
Say that to my face

>>24286133
>>24297352
I used to look like you
But looking like a mess nah
That's not.me

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>>24297359
that to my face

>>24297378
Act like a wasteman
That's not me

>>24297357
I don't think I'm the m8 for you, but by any chance do you have the template for that chart?

>>24297359
>>24297367
>>24297381
Thrashing about with your words like that just makes you look insecure. You make assumptions and then act upon them and to top it off you threaten people once they react. You may not be a "psycho" but you sure seem like a cunt. Have a nice day, cunt.

>>24297347
The fuck did I even do? What do I need to be greatful for? You telling me that some people think you are a psycho? Idk about that but you're acting like a cunt

>>24297390
Most peoples are insecure in a way or in another anyway.

>>24297390
>Listens to psytrance
>has the nerve to call me a cunt
Cheer up kiddo, corbyn's still in charge for a few more weeks

>>24297394
Your just an ungrateful cunt, I don't even need to react cause I know when you carry on like that giving it the big un IRL you'll get smacked up. Real talk

>>24297414
Relax. Something has obviously rubbed you the wrong way. I may have spend too long in woods shoving chemicals in my brain but that has nothing to do with any of this. Also I stopped bothering to follow politics once I realized the whole thing was just a downer. Corbyn has the right idea but no one man can put things right again. I trust not a word that comes out of any politicians mouth.

>>24297432
>"I took half a pill of md once now I'm so spiritual and cool xD also I don't listen to politicIans there liars Russel brand for pm he just speaks what me and my white deadlocked friends think!"

>>24296871
Heng deg fåvæ

>>24297357
Sent a request, think I fit most of the characteristics xD

Someone kind and gentle and soft who doesn't treat me like I'm dumber that they are or doesn't take me seriously cos I'm a girl. Someone who is honest and doesn't try to manipulate me or play games someone who likes art and music and theater and who I can laugh with like I can't even breath. Someone I can sing stupid songs together with and share in jokes and can scoop me up in their arms and carry me like I'm nothing, someone who when I kiss makes me feel like I'm on fire someone who cares passionately about things going on in the world like so passionately they get angry and emotional and just want to make the world a better place and help people, also kinky as fuck in bed.

>>24297440
Well you seem to be calming down but let me just say you've got me all wrong. I do drugs because I like being fucked up. I couldn't care less for spiritual experiences, I'm quite aware that everything I experience is within my brain and is all perfectly explainable by science. Russel Brand just wants to sell books, anyone who listens to the shit he peddles can suck a fat one and I disagree with politics because its a drag, its just depressing. Why isn't there a system that 'just werks'. Serious question, we've been doing this society thing since the beginning of time and still can't get it right. I'm not saying I have any answers just that someone should have by now.

>>24297460
Don't try and waffle ya way out of it
You are of a pitiful minority, keep living for that "sesh bro" there a k hole shaped hole in my life that I don't miss

>>24297458
You'll have to post some info. Because that's exactly what i want.

>>24297357
fyi this grill is a vapid, shallow cunt with mental issues
has zero to say and expects a millionaire supermodel man when she's a 7/10 on a good day

>>24297469
I'm just lonely and your replying. I never had anything important to say and neither did you. Your probably right, I can't go on like this forever. But for now this is all I have and until life takes me in a different direction, this is who I am. Based on what you've said I'm sure you've been here before, just try to remember how real all those experiences felt in comparison to the drudgery of everyday life. I just want to feel that a little longer.

>>24297487
Your not as much of a cunt as.I thought you were
Keep digging, trust me you won't find it, but realising that for yourself is what matters

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>>24297475
the salt

>>24297520
actually I stopped talked to you when I got sick of your bullshit in like conversation #3, but I'm sure you won't believe that and will continue not changing a thing about how terribly you act.

>>24297534
Calm down

>>24297534
>implying i know who you even are

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22/canada

>>24297517
I'll keep that in mind. Its nice to have the perspective from someone on the other side and for that I am thankful.
>>24297534
>>24297547
I hope your little feud ends with empathy towards each other. I'm sure you can find some common ground. You could both start with your love of shit posting. Set aside the ego and just talk like humans were meant to do.

>>24297539
just trying to warn fellow anons so they don't waste their time too, whiteknight

>>24297547
i'm quite glad you don't and never will

>>24297573
Don't call me a white knight you fucking arsehole

>>24297357
>>24297475
Confirmed, this girl is an insufferable cunt. Avoid at all costs.

>>24297736
I've barely spoke to anyone recently so either you're lying or I didn't feel like replying.

>>24287154
skype?

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>>24297458

>>24297458
You sound like my kind of person. We'll get along, any contact info?

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>tfw no gf to plan a murder with

>>24298153
You think murder is something to be joked about? Re-evaluate your existence. I'm serious as fuck.

>>24294553
>>24294502
>>24286836
>>24286779

DeadlockRiff (kik/skype)

23 M, NY'er in Louisiana

>Cuddles man
>5'11"/1805bs
>likes anime, doesn't actively watch/read
>mountain biking/light hiking whoo
>auto racing (rally, autoX, trackday bro)
>has 3 cars
>Vidya PC/console
>playing music (guitar/bass)
>extremely hard to anger/level headed

You/Her
>18-28ish (not a hard limit)
>any height/weight (As long as you're not on the brink of dying D: )
>intelligent, speaks in coherent sentences, not ebonix
>similar interest with some of your own
>possibly ok with a LDR for a little while
>likes learning new things

DeadlockRiff (kik/skype)