GENERAL ASSUMPTIONS THREAD What are your general assumptions

>>24266586
goddamn it I hate when the phones do that sideway shit.

>>24266586
You think black lives matter

>>24266601
Mine matters the most.

>>24266587
Try editing it ahead of time w/ something like Photoshop Express.

Turning off the screen rotation when taking the picture can help but you'd have to remember to do it every time.

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>>24266586
You have strong moral values and well formed opinions. You prefer deep conversations over chit chat. You love animals.

>>24266586
You are very opinionated on Tumblr.

>>24266621
You enjoy working out for personal gains. You're really determined and you eat a lot! You secretly like animals too! You listen to metal.

>>24266625
Aaaabsolutely not. I actually hate that shit. I run a blog on gore and blood and NiN, and keep my nose to myself. One time I got called a pedo-enthusiast for posting an R. Kelly link and I did get into a brief argument but once she started blabbing, I just ignored her and what else can you do? lol.

>>24266641
All pretty mutch true actually! I mainly do boxing for them personal acievement gains. I'm pretty determined when it comes to things that are important to me. I eat tons and I really enjoy cooking, I love animals but I'm not an 'animal person' if you get what I mean. And amongst loads of other genres I love metal. Good assumptions.

>>24266586
You're a nerd/outcast, you're into some really kinky sex stuff, you play games online.

>>24266621
You're secretly deep and sensitive. You grew up in a bad part of town, you try to be nice.

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>>24266621
You are very independent in every aspect of life. Rather sociable but also appreciate loneliness

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>>24266586
You love NiN... ;)
Ehh, you like BDSM, you're into the darker side of life in general, but you're still pretty sociable

>>24266621
You work out a lot and you like Metalcore.
You look like you're German, Austrian or Dutch. I could easily be wrong though.

>>24266686
You're tired of dealing with other people's shit and just want some time to be yourself.

>>24266675
Ha, you guys are good at this. I wouldn't call myself 'deep' but I'm a pretty sensitive dude. Most people besides the people really close to me wouldn't know that about me though. I've lived in a decent part of town till I was about 6 but then moved to a shit tier neighbourhood in a bigger city. I've allways had decent parrents and good friends though so that didn't effect me as mutch. And yeah I usually try to be nice to people.
>>24266686
Also true. I enjoy being social and I love people in general but I've never really been a team player. I like doing my own thing and take care of myself. As far as assumptions go: you're creative, well read and soft hearted. You sometimes have trouble standing up for yourself. You've grown a lot as a person since you where younger. You prefer one on one conversation over larger groups.
>>24266711
I do work out a lot, but rarely in a gym though. I don't enjoy metalcore at all though. I listen to some doom or black metal at times, but metal isn't in my top 3 genres I usually listen to at the moment. 100 points for the Dutch though!
My assumption of you is that you travel a lot, or would really like to but you can't for some reason. You're adventurous and spontaneous.

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>>24266586
nerdy girl that enjoys RPG's and hipster bands, coffee at start bucks and take selfies
>>24266621
Sports bar guy you use to play futbol at high school and you enjoy talk about the old glory days with your friends
>>24266686
insecure girl, you are not sure of what you want but you know that you are ready to give the next step
>>24266711
to many guys! you get a lot of messages from guys that you sent directly to the friend zone but you feel attracted to the only guy that doesn't take you serious

>>24266752
Heh, the hat made me guess Metalcore is all ;)
I'd love to visit the Netherlands sometime, seems like a cool place - and yeah I'd love to travel, but no mun = no fun xD

>>24266794
I suppose I've friendzoned a couple of guys. But actually, it's a girl that isn't returning the interest...curses!

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoism
The Dao is the way

>>24266794
Haha no dude. I rarely watch sports, and I'm not a bar type of guy. I don't like people that can only talk about the past instead of making new memories eather. Assumptions: you're house is neat and well kept. You have a steady relationship or at least prefer those over random dating. You have a very close group of friends.
>>24266850
You really should! I don't apreciate it as mutch as I'm used to it but most of my foreign friends have a blast during their time here. Hope you find the finances to see a bit more of the world in your near future!
>>24266852
ok

>>24266586
I have one assumption in here....

All are fat lonely retarded "to catch a predator" fags that steal pictures from the internet and shit post them in here hoping to get some real pics.

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>>24266586
Something about next level music...
>>24266621
Traditionalist
>>24266686
Like good music but avoid convo with the 'music geek'
>>24266711
Different (likes to keep things that way)
>>24266794
Secretly(?) into sports....

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>>24266876
>huurrr durrr nothing on the internet is real

>>24266862
I've heard good things. And thanks, hopefuy I win the lotto :p
>>24266888
You're not wrong.
You love being near the water but you rarely swim, and you love sunbathing.

>>24266888
I do have some strong values and morals that might be a bit traditional, but I'm politically liberal on a lot of subjects. You're open minded and easy to get along with. You're kind and go out of you way to make people close to you feel good.
>>24266978
Haha I hope so too!

>>24266973
Time stamp if real

>>24267069
>file name
>date is on the card

You're amazing, you know that?

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>>24267069
But...but...

>>24266973
Win. Props added.

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>>24266586
not into "black culture"
>>24266621
has been in a few bar fights
>>24266686
hot, but crazy
>>24266711
people get attached to you, but you're sort of flaky
>>24267066
anger issues

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>>24268197
plays the bass in a mediocre band

>>24267913
likes it when someone calls her out for DAT ASS

>>24267066
into death metal now because you were forced to play the clarinette as a kid/ skyrim character

>>24266888
very classy personality, reads banana yoshimoto

>>24266794
secretly loves watching the newest hollywood bluckbuster no matter how shitty it is

>>24266711
you break a lot of boys and girls hearts and you dont like being in relationships

>>24266686
you dont take anyone's shit but you're also very sensitive

>>24266621
you like to be around others for some time but you tend to get fed up with people easily

>>24266586
Everyday Is Excactly The Same is your favorite song by NIN

>>24268197
Yeah sure, none of witch I'm proud of or started though. You're a loyal friend. You tend to think less of yourself than you should. You get nervous around new people for a while, but with your close friends you're really funny and open.
>>24268772
Well I think that people in general are really interesting and I like getting to know people even if we don't have as much of a connection. There are only few kinds of people I could really be friends with though so you you may be right. You're an outdoorsy person. You have a very soft and pleasing voice. You're inteligent and well read.

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I'm the guy in the dark blue tshirt

>>24266586
Geek chic, loves computers and comic books, known as the nerdy one of the group, which is in no way a bad thing!
>>24266621
Fitness freak, your main concern is getting ripped
>>24266686
Trying to make it as a singer/YouTube star. A little self conscious
>>24266711
Hipster. Enjoy doing things people don't usually do, going to new bars/clubs listening to new bands, trying new foods
>>24266794
Forever trapped in the Mirror Dimension, you'll do anything to escape
>>24266888
Care free, love to chill, pretty and you know it but that's not what you find important
>>24267066
Sick of the conformity of modern day life, school was tough, a small close group of friends, into metal, rock, grunge, it's the easiest way to feel like you're rebeling
>>24267913
When you go out to a club, you show a lot of cleavage
>>24268197
Really into your music, maybe you're a programmer also?
>>24268772
One of the rare non-bitchy popular pretty girls at school
>>24268939
Constantly high, doesn't know where he is or what he's doing. Rumour says his family abandoned him, smashed out of his face on the side of the road, every day he gets high and gets closer to discovering the truth about his family

>>24268938
Yeah I love reading, people tell me I have a nice voice too, but I'm not an outdoor person haha I wish I was though

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>>24269187
Your last relationship ended pretty badly and it still bothers you. But you're dealing with it well and starting to come out of your shell.

>>24269139
New to /soc/ hasn't learned that you need to participate before people start to do it to you too.
The you enjoy the small things in life and don't need heaps of material shit to make you happy.

>>24269043
Your family means a lot to you. You like to go hiking and camping, but do enough as you want to.

>>24268939
Need to participate before people start assuming shit about you.
Generally okay with life, but you wish things would go your way a little more.

>>24268772
Generally chill, has a pretty dark sense of humour. You're happy with how things are, but you find that your peers don't get you.

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It's a stupid picture, but I can't be bothered to take a new one.
>>24266586
Was pretty shy in high school. Has been growing out of it as of lately, probably right when you started uni.
>>24266621
You were very thin in teenage years. You're probably very tall, being Dutch, and that probably made you awkwardly lanky in those years, but working out has made you into a pretty buff dude. People are mildly intimidated by you when meeting you, but you are rather friendly.
>>24266686
Very shy, especially around people you perceive to be very attractive. Some insecurity issues, but nothing that bad.
>>24266711
You must love hiking because I get "adventure" vibe from you.
Probably listen to all sorts of scene music and what not. In relationship.
>>24266794
Very easy going. You are slow to anger, but you are one of those people you'd rather not piss off.
>>24266888
You travel a lot. You probably know at least four languages and might be learning languages in your spare time.
>>24267066
Based God. Best fits. Although that filename makes me doubt if that is you.
>>24267913
Never rates or participates in thread. Quite likely some autistic sperg spamming pictures of someone that isn't you.
>>24268772
You live in a very hot place. You're outdoorsy. You prefer summer to winter. Midly extoverted. One to make awkward, but good jokes.
>>24268939
DUDE PARTICIPATE LMAO.
>>24269043
You really love beer. Into small breweries and all that jazz.
>>24269139
Participate lad.
>>24269187
Same as above.

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>>24269204
Retarded and doesn't know how to rotate a picture.

>>24269211
kek
>>24269204
You used procrascinate a lot, but have developed a very strong work ethic and get pretty much everything that you've set your eyes on done.
[spoiler]i make shitty assumptions, bear with me[/spoiler]

>>24269204
That's kind of right, sorry.

>>24269211
Looks like you tend to head out to night clubs and such often.

>>24269207
Currently or formerly in the army?

>>24269187
Probably talks a lot.

>>24269043
You look like a fairly laid back kind of guy.

>>24268939
You look a bit like you are often on something.

>>24268772
Fairly social and often outside.

>>24268197
Listens to a lot of electronic music.

>>24267066
Has a few pets, not very pleased with his lot in life right now.

Me >>24266621

>>24269043
Cute picture mate! You guys look like you're having fun together. Is that your girl? And haha no, 'getting ripped' is not on my list of priorities at all. I do love boxing but just becouse I'm very passsionate about the sport. You have a cool steady job and a nicely decorated house. You have a small group of close friends.
>>24269096
Ok sweet! You seemed pretty well tanned, hence my assumption.
>>24269204
In college for something interesting. Has some pretty peculiar hobbies and interests. Collects something.
>>24269207
Haha yeah I'm reasonably tall I guess. I'm 1.91 (6'3) wich is tall but not super tall here in the Netherlands. I've never been really lanky though. I've been doing sports since a very young age. I've also been a little hubby in high school for a while due to illness and not being able to get out as much. And yeah only people that haven't talked to me might be a bit intimidated at times. You're close to your parrents. You're a loyal friend. Girls are atracted to you, but you often don't realise they are. Smart and a good sence of humor.

>want to post.
>Only have pic of me in a Superman outfit.

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>>24269211
bored by college, games a lot
>>24269207
bored by his town
>>24269187
lives in the dominican republic or sth
>>24269139
also bored by college and gaes instead
>>24269043
studies engineering or business
>>24268939
high and sad, works in a pizza place or so

>>24266586
anal lover

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>>24269745
steals small items at the checkout line

>>24269211
you hate yourself but also think you're better than everyone else.

>>24269207
You have one of those loud laughs that makes every one pay attention to you.

>>24269751
I like it occasionally. I have to get really prepared for it, and be really worked up, and actually crave it.

>>24269773
broke up with her bf

>>24269778
>Been looking for a black girl into anal.
Even if it isn't it totally your thing I'd take what I could get.

>>24266794
This guy vapes.

>>24268772
You were kidnapped and made into a sex slave three years ago. You still have no idea what country you're in. It could be China. It could be the US. At this point you don't even care. Your soul has been broken and all that is left is an empty shell. Nobody who knows you has seen you in three years and at this point, you are presumed dead. That means nobody is even looking for you anymore. Your captors taunt you by posting your image on first impression threads and making you read all the responses from people who think you're living a free, normal life. The kind of life you used to take for granted, but now don't even dare wish to for because the pain of desiring something you know to be hopeless is too much to bear.

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Eh, why not.

>>24270074
You're the clown of your group of friends. Goofy and you break the rules just because you think it'll make your friends laugh.

You have a sister and you guys have a love hate relationship.

>>24270090

Right on the nail, mate.

>>24270032
are u ok

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>>24270074
Clown of your group.

>>24269773
Has seen some shit

>>24269187
Lazy fuck

>>24268772
Spends alot of time at the beach

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>>24270907
r9k, underage.
>>24271113
closet r9k, cool dude

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>>24266586
A black rocker chick who gives no fucks what other blacks think of your musical taste most likely likes to date white guys and goto metal concerts.
>>24266621
You seem to have deep seeded anger issues and it's amazing you didn't turn out to be Eric Harris Jr.
>>24266686
You think your the nicest person and easy to deal with but in fact your the opposite.
>>24266711
Is sometimes mistaken at first glace to be male. But then people realize it's part of your charm.
>>24266794
Wants to live the outdoor life but either can't or won't do it.
>>24266888
You wish you were on one of those boats and just sail the world with it.
>>24266973
Already commented but want to further say you are cute.
>>24267066
Sometimes mistaken for Jon Snow
>>24267913
You act as the stereotype of Latino people deep down you want to be something else.
>>24268197
Your unsure if you want to be full hipster or a skater dude.
>>24268772
You get carded to goto rated R movies and any were else you need to be carded it annoys you to no end.
>>24268939
Just got out of jail recently on probation for drug charges.
>>24269043
You wish you where back home on 4chan.
>>24269139
Your neighbors think you might be a serial killer.
>>24269187
You wish people would love you for you and not your tits.
>>24269204
You a good lookin guy but often wonder why you can't pick up girls.
>>24269207
You like to do random it makes you feel more fun.
>>24269745
Is often told you scare people and might be a skin head... Balding early so you go cue ball to hide that fact.
>>24269773
You seem to most to be the kind who sleeps with people easy truth is you have christian values and it's hard as fuck to get into your pants.
>>24270074
You love to say lines from napoleon dynamite
>>24270907
You never leave the house....EVER.....

>>24271137
>r9k, underage.
False....


>>24271140
>You never leave the house....EVER.....
Also false....

>>24271153
It's first assumptions........ Not saying it's fact.... Half the shit I said in my post see >>24271140
Is most likely bull shit on many levels with these people and most if not all are pretty chill people.

>>24271170
Yea I know, I just tend to reply to assumptions on me regardless

>>24271140
>A black rocker chick who gives no fucks what other blacks think of your musical taste most likely likes to date white guys and goto metal concerts.

This was true of me a short while back. Now I don't discriminate but I mostly love black dick. White guys are great aesthetics, and I like oogling them in public. I used to date a white metal-head though, but I can successfully say I've dated a guy from almost every "standard 4" ethnicity (Asian, hispanic, white, black).

>>24271140
Thank ya darling, same to you. I'd probably comment on your shirt if I saw you IRL.

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here you go

>>24271249
That shirt is like one of my prized shirts it's from the late 80s with the original line up my mother back in the day used to sell T-Shirts for rock bands went on tour and everything... So to say I was born into rock and metal is a understatement. Would love to talk to you more on skype or something if that is ok with you?

>>24271318
At first I thought you were from Park and Recreation but then I realized no but you look pretty chill and most likely smokes the ganj.

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Shooting the die here.

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Assumptions on next post

>>24271784
Used to be on the debate team
>>24271318
A major Final Fantasy fan
>>24271140
Likes to attend the music shows of local bands
>>24271137
Gets a haircut every 6 months

>>24271808
Going to business school.

>>24270907
Clinically depressed.

>>24266711
Give off the Portland vibe.

>>24269745
Well traveled.

>>24271832
Likes to attend the music shows of local bands

.....This is some what true....Not many local band on my radar right now...

>>24271855
>Clinically depressed.

Nah, went through a bout of depression like a year and a half ago, but thats it

>>24271900
Happy to hear you made it through!

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>>24271808

Lifts a lot but used to be fat

>>24271784

Is working on his rap career

>>24271318

lots of weed

>>24271140

Cool dude with good music taste

>>24271914
Yea. It really fucked with school though. An entire year down the drain... Along with an academic suspension.

>>24271947
Been there, done that. It's rough but just pick up your feet and pull through man.

>>24272077
Yea. First semester after that I made the dean's list and actually was kinda outgoing for once..

But the depression was kinda sudden to start and end.... Kinda strange

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>>24269139
loves eating pussy
>>24269187
had a kid too early in life
>>24271937
a dirty thief
>>24271318
probably a nice guy into vidya
>>24271808
an athlete or former athlete of some sort.

>>24272091
Sometimes it hits you out of nowhere, comes and goes like a silent ninja. Just keep doing the outgoing thing, beats doing nothing.

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I have no ideas how to reply to the photo number post things. N yess it's a tattoo

>>24272583
why did you get the tattoo?

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I'm the one on the right

>>24272667
likes to talk about chakras, and energy.
>>24272583
likes to party
>>24272126
is the silent type, posts on /mu/ and /fa/
>>24271808
has had sex with no less than 6 different women
>>24271784
drives something like a honda prelude or a volkswagen GTI
>>24271318
likes EDM, owns or has considered owning a vape pen/rig, has tried some diet because of /fit/

>>24266586
Beautiful ebony woman.
Nine inch nails shirt.

10/10 would date.

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>>24271137
Chill dude with masked intelligence.

>>24270907
Need to get out of house more.

>>24269773
Kind soul that has seen it's share of pain.

>>24268772
Generally optimistic but resorts to sarcasm and wit when threatened.

>>24269211
Generally dislikes the ways of the world.

>>24272741
very accurate, im quite sarcastic

>>24266621
Pretentious

>>24272741
>>24272714

Thanks cutie.

You look like a true rocker that loves to have fun and is easy going. Looks like it takes a lot to make you upset. You probably have a wife. You ride a motorcycle, don't you?

>>24271937
Inaccurate

>>24266686
sick of people on 4chan asking you if you're a trap.
desu, you're pretty good-looking. especially w/out makeup. like 8/10 at least

>>24266711
special snowflake

>>24268772
cheats on longterm bf w/niggers

>>24269773
alcoholic, smokes, smells bad

>>24272741
narc, gay

>>24274025
Pretty accurate. I do have a wife. She has 2 wheels a big motor and let's me ride her as often as I like. Ha.

>>24274113
Wrong. Vice President of a black motorcycle club. White supremacists meetings would not mix well. Though I am white,. And awesome lol.

>>24266586
you're a cunt
>>24266686
you act like a slut but rage when you're called a slut

>>24275411
Awww. You got kicked from the discord?

>>24266586
Ghetto trash, tries to be edgy all the time, posts a bunch of liberal bullshit on Facebook all the time about your outrage of how people accused you of seeming "white" and how it's basically the worst thing in the world. The choker just screams "I like having dicks in my face" as well.

>>24266621
You look like a failed douche who ended up having a moral crisis, gaining empathy and losing your frat boy friends.

>>24266686
You look extremely insecure and as though you try not to have makeup on when you really do nose contouring, eyebrow filling and really horrible skin-toned eyeshadow in a weird "strobing" attempt to look less ugly naturally.

>>24266711
You are hot but look like you're trying too hard. You have short hair so you probably also try to be edgy. Probably consider yourself a feminist and complain about the struggles of winged eyeliner. Shit taste in clothing.

>>24266794
The moderate case of dandruff and/or lice you have combined with the unibrow and those face pubes tell me that you probably don't get laid a lot, if at all, and you're the kind of guy a girl will most likely cheat on after strapping you into a marriage without a prenup and slurping your bank accounts dry.

>>24266888
You look nice and worldly and feminine. You probably can cook well and have a good bond with your family.

>>24266973
Nurr hurr I want more attention instead of ignoring the generic "ur fake" poster on /soc/ so I'm going to post a timestamp just to get more fake internet compliments even though I have 1 inch of makeup on my face, manipulative lighting, bad quality and am using camera angles to hide my insecurities lol xD

>>24267066
You look like the kind of guy that ends up snapping and shooting up his school after a bit but honestly NOBODY ends up being surprised at all. Because you look fucking weird. And unhappy. And ugly as shit. Shave that hair, clean your skin, get your eyebrows maintained, smile, look up, fix your posture, get a manly manicure, dress better and stop acting like a fucking emo kid and maybe people will like you more.

>>24267913
Fat and constantly posting the same generic photo for years. Probably just some angry ex-boyfriend or someone who doesn't like you that much because you always post that same retarded photo without any text every time.

>>24268197
You look like that short, ass-kissing, pot-smoking liberal who voiced his support for Bernie and has a lot of female friends. Probably a virgin or getting laid only out of pity/for weed. Likely really bad in school and not very sharp.

>>24268772
With the amount of photo editing, makeup, and unnatural products, you're probably really insecure. You also like giving rusty trombones and have a lot of pretend hobbies so that you seem more unique than every other brown trust fund baby on the internet.

>>24268939
You work as a mechanic, smoke meth, have fucked your cousin and probably could legally be classified as mentally retarded.

>>24269043
Insecure and have jerked off to the thought of your sister and or mother before. Secretly hateful on the inside because you're not attractive or smart and you feel you don't belong in life. You like dressing in women's clothing and calling yourself a bad boy.

>>24269139
All of that hideous face probably reflects on the inside for a miserable, dreadful personality as well.

>>24269187
'XD so quirky I'm going to wear super flashy clothing but don't look at my chest you perverts omg the audacity!' except without the word audacity because you probably don't use that in your day-to-day vocabulary. Has higher standards than she probably should.

>>24269204
Clean, dull, closeted homosexual who uses self-deprecating jokes in order to hide your lack of self worth or respect.

>>24269207
Were molested as a child and have a weird, deformed penis. Annoying like those plain mormon boys who unfortunately don't realize they're annoying and think they're better than everyone else when they're really just a pinch-faced, washed up, generic white guy.

>>24269745
Makes bad life decisions like shaving your hair and having eyes that aren't far enough apart due to secret incestuous behaviors on your mom's part. Don't worry, they were non-consensual.

>>24269773
Hates herself and her race and tries to make herself feel better by posting inaccurate photos of yourself on the internet for a validation of your self worth.

>>24270074
Plays console games often, has a huge family, makes smelly poops and enjoys consuming guacamole. Made fun of by all 94 of your cousins.

>>24270907
Autistic, greasy, insecure, likes to bully people on the internet to make himself feel better.

>>24271137
Tries to play it off as the fat, uncaring, cool, funny friend but really hates himself inside and isn't all too funny either. Kind of unhygienic and doesn't wash hands after pooping or clean your butthole in the shower.

>>24271140
Has put two of those four fingers up his own ass at one point, has a son and regrets it immensely, calls all of his exes "crazy bitches" even though he's pretty much the common denominator in why all of his relationships didn't work out, drinks too much and smells like shit.

>>24271318
hahahahaaha you have a droop eye.

>>24271784
Generic football player in high school with two regular parents who funded all of his needs and had a sad "boo hoo life is hard as a mixed kid" story. Is now in college on the football scholarship on top of using mom and dad's money so they don't have you bugging the shit out of them as well as affirmative action.

>>24271808
Eduardo I don't know why you're doing assumptions in the next post. I know you think you're going to get a lot of comments while you write out "thoughtful" responses to other people on how attractive and good looking you are but unfortunately you look like every other plain Spanish guy but with a dash of added chupapollas and an inflated sense of self worth.

>>24272126
Does drugs and has a hard time keeping up in normal day-to-day conversations. Lacks aspiration and is inspired by the model who encouraged him to chase his dreams and get the london look.

>>24272583
Clearly not the person behind that retarded photo. Probably some ugly, bitter ex-girlfriend or even better- the ex-boyfriend of the girl he's banging now. It's clearly not a tattoo, fucktards.

>>24272667
Radical feminist, smells bad, thinks her opinions matter, has a joke "liberal arts" degree and is really bad at sucking dick. Talks about sex a lot and is uncomfortable to be around in social situations. Uses SJW terms and likes tumblr and etsy.

>>24272677
I have nothing bad to say about you. You seem like a decent guy.

>>24272741
Spends more money monthly on his motorcycle than he does on his child support.

>>24274113
Go to hell, Sean. You can't grow chest hair and you look stupid.

>>24277009
Bump. This thread is fun

>>24275716

If I spent that much on a bike payment.... Holy shit I'd have the sickest bike anyone has seen. I pay $1500 a month in child support AND have my kids 50% . Child support laws suck here

>>24266586
Opiniated, probably studies media at a low tier university. Not a criminal. The rare nigress who actually somewhat contributes to society.

>>24266621
From your text and your pic, you're a fairly nice bloke who generally goes for (and gets) girls far below your league.

>>24266686
Weird and bitchy. Insecure.

>>24266711
Nerdy, quirky and abnormal personality. A nice and kind person, you have left-wing political beliefs and like cats.

>>24266794
Thinks he looks better than he does.

>>24266888
Relatively chill Asian chick. Somewhat insecure.

>>24267066
Had a rough start in life, hasn't found himself or his style yet.

>>24267913
You go to clubs wearing dresses that emphasise your tits and have one night stands with guys far more attractive than you are.

>>24268197
Normal looking sort of dude.

>>24268772
Despite being very pretty, you're insecure. Normie with a slight lack of empathy.

>>24268939
You study chemical engineering and you think you're very smart despite looking dopey in a semi-ironic way.

>>24269139
dunno

>>24269187
You emphasize your cleavage because it's all you have. You fuck big black guys. Your big smile is fake.

>>24269204
You're feminine inside, fap to trap porn and probably want to suck a dick.

>>24269207
you are a normie

>>24270074
you spend most of your life denying the fact that you're a fat mexican guy

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>>24275687
Not clean, can be dull, not homo but 100% last part yes.
>tfw last part meme

>>24277347
Ohh spicy.
But unfortunately incorrect.

>>24269214
Unfortunately for me, I'm still stuck in the procrastination phase :(

>>24269745
Hey, that's pretty good.
Not college, but close.

>>24269773
I've seen that tumblr screenshot too, but yeah you're right.

>>24271140
ayy lmao cheers pham.
Yeah, relatively accurate about the not often picking up.

>>24272741
Yeah but this applies to everyone I think.

>>24266978
First part is right, but I don't like sunbathing.
>>24267041
Oh that is interesting find to me... On what subjects if I may ask?
And you have absolutely correct about me.
>>24268772
You know Yoshi? Impressive...
>>24269043
I don't know about all of that...
>>24269207
Absolutely correct!
>>24271140
Interesting idea -- but no :-)
>>24275610
Very nice to hear that... I am still student in the kitchen -- one can always improve and try new. And there is a lot of room for improvement!
>>24277347
Thank you for the late reply! I guess your assumption is quite correct.

I'm late but if someone still visit and want I can try to guesstimate.

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>>24277512
has small concerts in his town with his band
>>24274113
cant tell if latino or middle eastern. maybe mixed. sometimes does weed
>>24272741
besides from a biker you are a mechanic
>>24272677
studies law in uruguay or so
>>24272667
into steampunk

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>>24277605
charismatic
>>24277512
tried to grow a goatee early in life

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>>24272667
You go to bars and shows a lot. Into heavy music, weed, tattooed bearded dudes. You drink Captain Morgan's or Jack Daniels as a go-to.

>>24272677
You seem like a cool guy. I would guess you're popular, polite, educated.

>>24272741
I feel like you're into outdoorsy stuff like hunting and shit. Adventurous, carefree.

>>24274113
You hit on sloppily drunk girls and use too much cologne.

>>24277605
You look kind and intelligent. I feel like you have a creative hobby like art or photography. You have long, pretty successful relationships.

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>>24274113
Liberal "nice guy" who tries too hard. You've done quite a few cringeworthy things in the past that you're only half-aware of.

>>24277512
You have a strong sense of style and you're deathly afraid of wronging other people. You aren't very ambitious as long as you're enjoying yourself.

>>24277605
You're a "protector"-type; you probably have a younger sibling. You pride yourself on being trustworthy.

>>24277619
You spend a lot of time online. You doubt yourself a lot and have a tendency to sabotage yourself when you're doing well.

>>24277645
Self-conscious; you spend a lot of time wishing you were someone else. You try to keep positive by focusing externally, on other people. You always try to see the good in people in hopes they'll see something in you.

>>24277475
I meant reading novels by yoshimoto as something positive. Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...

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It is a tattoo. wtf It's me lol. Hey will someone tell me how to reply to the specific posts all in one post?

Geez these comments are mean

>>24277943
i dont go on /mu/ but i can see why you think that

>>24277774
Not sarcastic, sorry. Yes I read some. I'm amazed you know her.

>>24277968
Oh yeah I like reading
which ones did you read? :)

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Face tattoo guy here

>>24266586
You seem pretty, but a littke uninviting to approach, because you're not smiling
>>24266621
Like you like hard rock or emeinem. You work out, girls find you attractive but you have anger issues.
>>24266686
You rely on your beauty to get guys and put little effort into being kind. Or maybe you're simply sad. Beautiful though :0) cheer up >>24266711 very pretty and has a great sense of style. Looks bisexual, :0) nothing wrong with that at all. >>24266794 possibly Muslim? Looks lije the kind of guy who has a wife and makes a lot of money, well educated
>>24266888 a rich kid, white neighborhood. Loving parents, silver spoon life

>>24266973
Pretty :0)

>>24267066
Girls probably think you're hot and mysterious , but if you make that face they may be too intimidated to say hi. Favorite movie is the crow lol and you like heavy metal

>>24267913
Super hot. Super friendly. Looks very approachable and likes to have fun. 10/10 great face expression, very curious and inviting

>>24268197
Likes to skate, outdoorsy west coast type. Listenes to 311. Bangs hippy girls

>>24268772
Friendly warm smile. Very open personality. All the guys talk about how cool she is and they all wanna get with her. Cool vibes :0)

>>24268939
Seems attractive, maybe just practice on socializing making friends, girls probably think you are handsome. Work on smiling and being friendly.

>>24269043
Looks sociable. Has an easy time getting along with people at parties. Probably has a lot of friends. Looks like a cool guy.

>>24269139
You seem unhappy. Just practice socializing. You could fit into parties pretty easily

>>24269187
Vavoom! Wow. Stunning. Oh so very inviting and approachable. So friendly and gorgeous. I would love to meet her. :0). Wow. 10/10. :)>>24269187


>>24269204
Lady killer and doesn't know it. Looks like a model. With a bit of friendlyness he'd slay pussy all day. Lmao

>>24272677
>Chakra and energy
Only if it's Naruto or some other awful anime

>>24274113
Well I did get into some music because a crush of mine liked it. Don't actually care about what's hot at all

>>24275716
>Radical Feminist
Triggered. Only thing right about that was the talk about sex a lot. I don't have any degrees and in no way I'm a feminist. Tumblr can go fuck themselves

>>24277605
Steampunk is pretty cool

>>24277645
Hit it right on the mark. Jagermeister is also my go to drink

>>24277993
I liked:

キッチン
吉本ばなな

>>24278010
Not true, sorry.
Maybe you only wanted reaction..?

>>24278034
Oh yeah Kitchen! I know it's her most popular novel, I gotta read that one

>>24278020
I was gonna add Jäger haha. Cool chick.

>>24277724
Pretty accurate!

>>24277943
I'm not much of a white girl wasted drinker. Too much make up is true tho. Not into witchy shit and blood makes me queasy but I can see why you'd guess that!