Tinder thread

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>>24265580
First

What do you do in a tinder thread???

>>24265582
swap #4 to profile pic and its gg m8

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>>24265582
its always you making the tinder thread :P

>>24265583
Tell me why my profile is not swipe able

>>24265603
But it's just a selfie

>>24265604
Hello mate
King chad
I went out to a gay club last night, ended up going home with a solid 6/10
They call me the 6/10 hunter
If she's a six, she might as well be in my bed right now

>>24265653
lel , from what i have understand tinder is for hitting ugly girls 5 and lower , 6+ have too much competition , why use tinder if you have no problems with flirting in clubs

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>>24265666
It's for getting dick during the week
And they just match with the hotties like us, I've fucked a really hot girl or two off there
Pic related was the best tinder chick I got
I have fucked about 40 tinder girls

>>24265689
nice that looks like a solid 8+

i get matched with hotties but they dont respond :P
and i have a see of 5/10 girls :'(

>>24265705
Hey bro are you on California? Come to Santa Barbara and we'll have a good time

>>24265716
i am from greece bro :P but it would be awesome to be in cali

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rate me senpai am i a peng ting

>>24265845
solid young 8/10

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Tear me up apart

>>24265582

You again bro?

You shoud have at least one pic of you smiling

>>24266350

You give off the "Nice Guy" kind of vibe. Basically a guy you would be friends with but a guy you wouldn't date.

That impression is the strongest in the first pic. Delete pic 1 and the picture right under it (with the cat) and get some better ones.

That impression was strong enough for me, a guy, to notice. Imagine what women must think.

Everything else is solid, if you're still not getting matches then maybe it's your description?

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Simple

>>24266957
douchey

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I live in a small city ~150k, but I set a 30km radius and don't get a ton of matches, I'd say over 300 matches over the course of a year. with maybe 35 i've had sex/got nudes.

I'd like a rate if possible.

>>24266960
*tips fedora*

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How to respond to this bros? did she just ignore my question and is not interested or what

>>24266977
Skip everything and fuck her

>>24266977
I am pretty sure she misinterpreted it as "what are you doing know" instead of tonight. that or she might be dodging. just keep going mate.

maybe reply with "woah, you don't need to walk, i can give you a lift to your car, because someone as pretty as you should always be comfy" some cringe shit like that usually works.

>>24266974
ok, just use a meme to completely sidestep the glaring issue of your profile. you sure showed me

>>24266977
just tell her you want to meet up, fool
this is not hard

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What the fuck do I put in my bio

Not trying seriously to do anything serious keep in mind, more for funzies

>>24266971

Honestly 300 matches is really good imo, especially with 10% of them leading to something sexual, even though it could be 30 nudes and 5 sex. I don't really like pic 3 but the other ones are solid. Your moustache looks annoying in pic 3 haha. Maybe put another one or 2 of your interests in your bio since the amount of text for the jokes far outweighs the serious stuff.

>>24267190
Thanks! Just asking if you're a guy or girl so i am getting the perspective. I removed the pic too. I would add more interests but I am only looking for hook ups. I don't want to find someone who thinks i am in it for the relationship, so this makes sure I only find girls who find me charming and funny, and just wanna bang occasionally.

>>24267190
Also do you recommend me adding this pic >>24267129 ?

I've been sitting here waiting for a tinder girl to come over for 3 hours now, she keeps postponing and I feel like she's just gonna flake completely. This non-committal stuff is my least favorite part about tinder. Girls that I meet elsewhere in life always respect my time even if we're just having sex or something, these tinder girls must have some other mental category for tinder interactions where flakiness is the norm. I appreciate all the sex tinder hath provided but these girls waste so much of my time

>>24267379
What do you expect? They get hundreds of matches. They're bombarded by messages, and honestly probably have a schedule of fucking people probably more handsome than you. You just gotta take what you can get man.

>>24267381
I have a sex schedule to keep too, I try to keep my engagements though and be decent like I would with any other person in my life. I just don't like getting stood up like a punk, like I could be with my friends or having sex with someone else or working out but I'm waiting on a text that might not come and venting on 4chan

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I cant take photos worth a fuck

>>24267433
delete main
make 3 your main

>>24265580
how can i get past the SMS code verification? i am unable to make a tinder so far

>>24267433
do you get a lot of play on tinder? I can't tell how girls might react to that profile. I'm personally disgusted by it as a man but if it gets you some vagina then I dunno

>>24267362

I'm a guy lol. It felt kinda weird critiquing pics. I'd say add the pic you linked to in your other post. It's pretty solid and the location is good

>>24267512
I mean i dont care for tinder but i have enough matches. I just really hate women so i never message them anymore

>>24267537
yeah fuck these hoes. But also you can't fuck these hoes unless you message them. What are you doing all this tinder stuff for if you aren't messaging people? Do the matches give you some kind of validation?

>>24267570
Kinda ive fucked 20 girls from tinder and my standards are decently high

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>>24266989
>>24266986
>>24267047
no response boys
on to the next
whys it always the qt3.14s?

>>24265580
I want to get started, but I'm balding. What do?

I'm just looking to lay pipe prior to graduation.

>>24267742
wear a hat. a MAGA hat. how did you get past the SMS verification?

>>24267609
congrats man I just joined the 20+ tinder fuck club like a month ago. It's really weird knowing that like 70% of the people I've had sex with were through a phone app

>>24267744
Haven't actually signed up yet. I need to get some pics going

>>24266977
is this a tinder chick? or just texting?

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>>24268120
met her on tinder, got her number asked her how it was going and tried to meet up. after that i asked if she wanted to meet up and she barely responded like a half hour ago like "lol my bad i just saw this"

but i got another match so its all cool senpai

>>24265604
Ur like 5x more attractive than the chicks ur with, haha. If you lived anywhere but Greece you woudlnt need tinder

Sometimes I go a week without even seeing let alone matching with attractive girls. As in, everyone is literally (inb4 high standards) either obese, deformed, or insane. This happens whether or not I've reset my profile or let it linger.

Should I just let it linger or wait for people to come back to the city from their summer travels?

>>24266656
Thanks a lot for the tips fambreh

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Not getting matches like I used to help

Reason these forums makes me feel at lot better about myself, I'm sitting on 600+ matches and go on dates/hookups 5 out of 7 days a week. Have you guys trying being a complete asshole and not the beta cucks you are deep inside ? *drops mic*

I don't really get how tinder works, what are the chances of coming across people you know? I have friends of the opposite gender who use tinder and live relatively close, but I definitely wouldn't want them to know I'm using it too.

>>24268726

If you're Facebook friends with them you won't see them and they won't see you. If you're not Facebook friends with them then tinder won't know that you know them.

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any suggestions? I'm not having terrible luck, I've matched a few cuties but I probably could be matching more. I don't have a hard time talking to girls and going out once we match, but I feel like this app doesn't show me often or I'm doing something wrong because I only get like 1 or 2 matches a day. any advice /soc/ friends?

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Where am I going wrong?

>>24269124
1-2 matches is more than I get a month... so you're doing better than me

>tfw 99% of all "matches" are just prostitutes or spammers
>tfw you get so few matches otherwise that you don't even bother being carefull to avoid them anymore in the hopes that one of them might not be a prostitute

>>24269158
Using your skinny twink-ass body as your #1, find a picture that makes you look like less of a pinner high schooler

>>24269442
this af, delete your main and make 4 your main

>>24269158
maybe you should start lifting before you put a shirtless pic on tinder

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Been on it a week. I can never fill out my bio and not cringe. Any tips or should I just stick to meeting people outside?

>>24267772
Seriously. Also worries me how many whores are out there

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I know people say NO SELFIES, but I don't want to ask people to take a pic of me. Is there a good way to take a selfie? Also how do you avoid looking like your face is as thin as a hotdog? (pic related) is there a way to alter the image after it's been shot?

>>24269831
make picture two your main. It's way more attractive.

Also, less text is better. "I played drums for Obama" should be the end of that statement. I also think it would be much more interesting to list your favorite book, movie, song -- because the rest is too general.

>>24269992
Set up a self timer on your phone and walk away from it. Otherwise, put your phone as far away from your face as possible and turn your head a bit to give it some depth.

>>24270016
Can't believe I didn't notice that. Thanks bro. Any particular backgrounds? Forests, fields, city, at work??

>>24269158
You need to put a shirt on. Picture 4 should be your main.

Also "let's go on an adventure" is much more inviting that "ready to go on the next adventure".

>>24269124
It's not working because you're trying too hard. Choose one of those paragraphs. Cut out the rest. You want them to want to talk to you to learn something new. Not read your novel. It makes you seem self interested. Also your pictures blow but that's honestly your second biggest problem.

>>24270017
Wherever you're comfortable and wherever you have good light.

But I mean, if I get to choose I'd go with a field of poppies because keep it interesting.

If I left swipe someone do I show up to them?

>>24271026
do you get any matches with this?

>>24270026
Thanks for the advice

>>24269690
Love the brutal honesty

>>24271043
Bump

>>24271505
No

>>24268828
But I've seen people on tinder that I am friends with on facebook.

who here /tonofmatchesbuttooshytomessage/

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>>24271861
>iktf

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>tfw almost no matches
help

>>24271964

I'd say 1 is the least flattering picture of yourself

Go with 2 or 4 as the first

>>24271984
2 is a pic from like 3 years ago though. Does that matter or not really?

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I honestly have too many matches to even scroll to the bottom of, I'm really just wondering if any of you guys on here could give me any useful information about my profile. Always room for improvement.

>>24272054

If you still look like that (picture resolution makes it hard to tell) then go for it

>>24272085
Yea i haven't changed much tbf

>>24271964
Add more to your bio than that. Maybe add "I can write you a love song if you'd like" or some shit like that.

>>24272062
>I honestly have too many matches to even scroll to the bottom of
GOD FUCK YOU CHAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>24272194
Wasn't meant to sound egotistical, didn't mean to give you ptsd here bro. By all means help those who sound like they desperately need the help.

I'm looking for more of a causal review, switching picture order, adding or removing something from my bio.

Also not a Chad, that's insulting to be honest.

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>>24272305
you ARE chad though.

>god tier facial aesthetics
>chiseled bod that rows a boat like the ancients used to do in days of yore
>so many matches you cant even scroll to the bottom of it

all define a chad. and not ptsd, but just very jelly. i wish i was you

>>24266350
The impression I get from the first pic is that you want to talk about healing crystals.

>>24266350
the impression i get is that you have a WEAK armbar game haha

>>24268693
you are very proud of spending a fortune taking out random chicks 5 days a week. i'd rather hang on to my money lol

Who else /wayoutoftheirleague/ here?

I only swipe right on 7+/10's and never get matches. But I honestly rather do that than settling for someone mediocre.

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I never get matches, help me

So, when do you ask for the number?

>>24272745
Pic 4 & 5 are good. I'd use one (probably 5) as main. Pic 2 is poor quality but I get what you're aiming for. Replace it perhaps. Besides that, profile looks fine. Surprised you ain't getting matches.

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Suggestions?

>>24273042
p.s. First picture is not actually pixelated, just a bug in tinder.

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>>24273042
>>24273044
Here's a better one

>>24273235
Remove #1, that's not doing you any favours.
#2 is imo a good (best) candidate for main,
#3 is too.
#4 is fine.
Not fused on #5, #2 is a better version of the same pic. I'd probably remove it.

>>24272850

I got lucky and got a number after 2 messages and then set a date shortly after for 2 days later. Unfortunately that's been my only success ever and even then I've been ghosted, but surprisingly not unmatched.

Short version: completely depends on the girl, the conversation and you.

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>>24273297
What about this? I think I should have a headshot. Do you think I need one without a hat so it doesn't look like I'm balding?

What was wrong with the first pic anyway?

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>>24271964
Gotta add a bio that says something senpai
>>24271026
Get some candid pictures, not just you looking at the camera. Also lil more bio. >>24269831
Mirror selfie fine for girls, bad for you.

>>24273326
Hm, could we see the second pic as main?

Generally I think the best photo's are those where people look natural. Usually those are not staged /posed. You want to look interesting too.

People like dogs, that's why I think the (current) first is good.

Would best get some sort of hook in the bio, something quirky is usually good for a conversation starter.

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>>24273358
Here

>>24273347
Get rid of psycho stare (#1). "My job is handling packages" tells me you're gay, so if you're actually straight, maybe get rid of it. I would make #6 your main.

>>24273379
if #4 is you in the midddle I'd make it your main, else #2. Pictures with other people arent the best but it's the only one you look cute

Gotta step up the bio game.

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>>24273398
Fair advice.

>>24273379
>>24273409
Aye, are you the left or middle in #4?

>>24267128
Something about bagels maybe?

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>>24273426
Yes, I'm in the middle in #4.

I don't think cute is necessarily good and that picture is 4 years old. I think I look better now, with facial hair.

Do any of these look good? I heard pictures taken at night look best, which would be the far right.

So how does Tinder Flame work? Do you have to wait for the end of each day for your matches to show up?
I used it the day I got Tinder and had a match day 1 so do I need to wait until tomorrow to know more matches?

>>24273477
What is Tinder Flame? iOS only?

>>24273450
That's good, use that picture.

From the pictures I've seen, you look better without facial hair. Cute is grand, better than being fugly. Of those, 3&5 are okay.

>>24273511
I just look too young clean-shaven. Most people think I'm about 18.

I'll try the group pic as main though, thanks.

>>24273398
Handling packages is pretty funny tho

>>24273611
Well leave it in and see, Idk if girls will think it's gay or not. I was probably overthinking.

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Not sure if I need to say anything :')

>>24273763
You have the same angle on each of your pictures. It wouldn't be a bad idea to diversify that.

>>24273768
I mean you're not wrong :')

>>24273772
bruh

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How it looking now?

>>24273807
Prolly no to the first shirtless picture. A, it's not impressive, and B, there's no point other than to showcase it. The other one with you rockclimbing or whatever is fine desu

>>24273763
Hot

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How am I looking now?

>>24273807
Get rid of #1, make 6 your main.

Is it possible that Tinder doesn't work right in Villages in Germany? I tried that since a Month and got only 2 Matches from Foreign Girls who flied away 2 Days Later in their Countries (one from Virginia USA, another from Brazil), both a 8/10.

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Had a few matches with this profile set up so far. Minus the snapchat part. I deleted my profile and remade it and I got a small handful of matches in the first day. Only one has replied and we've been chatting it up about pokemon go pretty well. OPut of the 11 or so matches only 3 were bots.

>>24274022
There just aren't enough people near you who use it. It's only really worth using in cities.

>>24274233
That's possible. I must extend my Radar to 164 km to become more Profiles, but Women who lives in big Cities have a maximum search Radar of 20-30 km, but the next big City is 50 km away :/

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Any tips bros?

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Trying to strike a balance between not looking like a fuccboi or a psycho, which one is the better pic/angle?

http://imgur.com/a/NeTnv

>>24274418
too many selfies, 1 and 4 are good, try to get other pics of yourself doing stuff and/or with people

>>24274048
imo I'm surprised you're getting results with 1, it looks bad to me and I'd probably use 6 or 4

>>24273823
remove the filter on 4 and possibly make it your main, 1 looks good but there's more than one dude which can make it confusing and you said it's 4 years old, you changed quite a lot so it's probably not a good idea to keep it even though you look fantastic on it

>>24274418
Drop the 2nd part.
Drop the pineapple part too you subhuman.
Either state what you're looking for (and craft it well)
Or don't at all.

>>24274490
Yeah, i changed my main to pic 6, i just haven't updated my screenshot of it yet. When i remade my prfile, using the same pics, i put pic 6 as main and that seems to be working a little better.

Anyone know what to do with Tinder crashing on iphone? Open it up and in a second it just closes again, it wont stay open. Shitty developers

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>>24274490
I'd swap your main with the other one in the imgur album. Facial hair looks aesthetic, no homo.

Thanks for the advice. I'm gonna keep the group shot, just not as a main.

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Any advice?

Legitimately trying to meet someone I enjoy spending time with, not just hookup. Constantly on the road for work and it makes it difficult to meet people through other methods.

>>24274754
>Any advice?
Get rid of first two pics, find/take better ones.

>Legitimately trying to meet someone I enjoy spending time with, not just hookup
Consider OkCupid.

>>24274805

Thanks anon, I'll try to take some better ones. Just used those because I've been in a relationship for the past six years and consequently don't really have any photos without my ex girlfriend.

Tried OkCupid, seems like a lot of riff raff. Ever actually had any luck?

>>24274890
>don't really have any photos without my ex girlfriend
That's fine if the pictures don't make it obvious you're together (kissing, looking lovingly at each other, holding hands, etc.).

>Ever actually had any luck?
Yes.

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You can say whatever you want

But this single pic got me more matches than any other thing.

>>24274048

Good job man. I super liked a girl earlier and we matched but I've continued to have shit luck. The girl I went out with has now ghosted me. I'm still matched so I guess that's good but no reply in a few days blows.

>>24273810
Thank you haha

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>>24274418
You're making the SAME GOD DAMN FACE in all your pics.
Seem to be the perfect beta man for the perfect beta woman. Would expect you two to date for a bit, accidental pregnancy, kid, she cheats, you forgive her, life isn't all that bad. But it could also been better
>>24274490
Crop homeboy out of pic 2 use as main, armbar and females are an iffy choice
>>24274702
Your matches will be very niche, but if that's what you're going for keep it up
>>24274754
Bad pics. Rewrite bio and create a segue into condos or something. I think loling about your dad bod is bad taste and adds +2 repulse

Gimme a rate yall

I get decent matches, but I'm wondering if I should remove my small Japanese language bio section. I'm in soCal and there's a decent amount here, but I wonder if it's off putting to other potential matches

>>24275482
Make two accounts

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Criticism is welcome or whatever.

>>24269158
femanon here, any boy with the word adventure in their bio is an instant turn off.

>>24276619
Is this just your opinion or is it most femanons?

>>24273763
This is weird. I live in/near the same town as you. I actually swiped on you earlier

If I unmatch a girl, will she still see the messages we exchanged while we matched or do they get deleted on her phone as well?

>>24278560
They get deleted for both people.

Is this piece of shit not working for anyone else?

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At around 350 matches, but haven't been getting a lot of matches lately. Taking any advice.

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>>24274634
>>24278815
app is not working for me either. when i opened it up it crashes immediately. tried closing app, restarting phone, soft restarting phone, reinstalling app, nothing is working. i'm downloading the newest iOS update in hopes it'll fix the issue. probably won't though.

>that feel when you are eagerly awaiting returning because maybe you'll have a match or a new message
>that feel when you know deep in your heart you will be disappointed

>>24278967
It's the newest Update that's fucking shit up. You can see it on Twitter.

>>24279089
>Add unless social group bullshit that no one wants or cares about
>Fuck it up for everyone because of a UI error
Bravo Tinder devs.

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I noticed it really depends in what country you live, or even wich area of your country. I am dutch. I had allot of matches with dates or chat in Budapest, Hungary. And I had a few matches in Berlin with only 1 chat.

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I'm new to this shit, not getting many matches. I changed a few photos around but I'm curious if this approach would work or if my last pic is autistic instead of funny.

No I don't have many photos of me with people.

>>24273347
It's a shame I have no candid pictures... but thanks for the advice!

>tfw autistic 24 year old kissless virgin who has never asked out a girl
>frequent /r/tinder just to see what goes on there, would never use it because i am ugly as sin and have no friends and know i would have no chance on there
>see all the shit that guys have to go through on there and feel like it's almost not worth it to even bother

Feels like not only do you have to be pretty handsome to be on there first and foremost, but then you have to very carefully choose what photos you post, which order you post them in, who you are with when you post them, what you are doing when you post them. Then once the pictures are done, you have to make sure your bio is funny, creative, and original to catch a girl's attention (or be funny and creative in a response to a girl's bio you see). Then during the convo you have to do all the work with humor and originality.

It doesn't seem like the girl has to do all that much. Like as long as she is average looking, and you can see her face and body, she can post a copypastad bio, can post any pics she wants and put as little effort into the convo and she'll still get your attention.

Plus there are like at least 50 guys contact each girl on there.

>>24265845
remove the pic with your friend in the suit its unattractive you look like a manlet .

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>>24271026
Copying your spongebob meme, was really funny

>>24267441

i second this

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I think it tells my story pretty well

>>24281121
Remove 2 and use less selfies. I almost feel like number 5 would be a good main

>>24268693
there are probably only 600 female tinder users in my 150k city

Anyone know if Tinder Flame app works with Timber (Windows) ?

If you're not attractive, and don't have any interesting pictures, what are the odds of meeting someone from tinder?

Should add I have almost 0 standards. Just don't be obese I guess.

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Help me

>>24279328
>>24279089
When are they fixing this BS

>>24278830

god your face in #4 is so punchable. no offense. you're very handsome.

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Pls help me

Related question. Girl on Bumble asked me out for drinks, but I don't drink. Should I tell her now or when we meet?

>>24284862if i were you i'd just order a soft drink or whatever and only bring it up if she does

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Did I spaghetti all over?
is it game over /soc/?

I'll post the pic that she was referencing
1/2

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>>24284874

Should I say something else?
it was like 6 hours ago that I replied…

>>24284886
shit brah, you are /fit/ and masterrace and 32 yo, why the fuck would you bother about this?
she may be on her period or met some hot guy at a party or had /b/ sense of cringiness or whatever
maybe don't refer to your dick as wiener next time, it kinda makes you think about something small and soft, but other than that, don't bother

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Advice? I'm getting a receeding hairline, and for the first time I made that pic my main.
I've been using tinder for about a year now and have always used my other pictures as my main. However since I swapped the main pic, I am getting way less matches than I did before, about 2/week whereas before I was getting 6-7/week
Any ways to clean up my profile or shoudl I just quit tinder

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I got 1 guaranteed fuck and 3 others on fuckdial, and none of them are even bad looking either. I'm not sure how I made it work, but it works.

>>24286364
It's the cat pic. Bitches love animal cruelty.

What the fuck is this group shit? Every other profile I see is some group thing, and it's not even enabled in my settings. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24281664
I feel like you pissed the point...

>>24279598
The last picture and the guns and memes thing probably turn a lot of women off of you, but it does make me want to hang out with you as a straight male.

>>24278830
You look like a woman in #5

This is long but maybe semi-interesting. I posted it in a D/s thread but the thread died super fast. -- I decided to get on Tinder recently. Lo and behold, I think I hit the Tinder lottery. I'm not looking for a boyfriend right now (I just got pretty brutally dumped by my "Dom/Daddy") but I met a guy. I've only hung out with him once but he impressed me in a lot of ways. His body is amazing. He looks better in person than his pictures. He was very respectful and nice. Promised me he would keep his pants on and did. When I agreed to fool around a bit (we have yet to fuck), he was even rougher and more dominant than I imagined anyone could be. He actually made me bleed. I was a little shocked and overwhelmed by the mix of pain, pleasure, surprise, general craziness of the situation. It was an accident, but dat intensity. I love it. He was very sweet, he apologized and held me. He said he is not experienced in D/s relationships at all but is very interested in seeing how it could evolve.

also turns out his family is probably worth several million if not more. He lives in a fuckin mansion. I'd like him even if he wasn't wealthy. It makes me feel like I need to be really interesting to keep his attention though. Like he must meet tons of beautiful, rich heiresses who can travel and afford a lot of bullshit and plastic surgery.

I'm planning on dressing up for him next time, whenever he invites me over. I figure he'll appreciate the gesture and then just...idk, fuck me all the way up. He called me "pet" too. unnnfffff. This is like some real life 50 Shades shit but better. I hope he ends up liking me enough to want to keep me around.

Advice? I don't wanna blow it. I'll be his first BDSM/powerplay experience. He told me he wanted to see me again when I left. I haven't been texting him until he texts me first though. We have a mutual contact. She said he never text her back. He has replied to me, but still I'm trying not to be pushy.

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Does this look good?

>>24288783
you look 12 and your profile is the corniest fucking thing.
And not cute-corny, but cringey-memeloving-preteen-corny

If you happen to have a penis, is there a man-catching mode on Tinder?

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>see pretty cute grill that goes to same community college I went to
>2 miles away
>out of likes, only choice I had was to super like
>she matches with me like 2 minutes after
Wtf do I do now? I'm horrible at opening messages

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>>24288842
Is this any better?

Also I need suggestions for a descriprion

I wanna try Tinder but I don't wanna hook up or date a whore

>>24289172
Then you don't want to try Tinder

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I just had to copy the Spongebob gag

>>24289130

Maybe make the football pic your main. You might attract more sluts that like athletes if its first. The hunting pic might turn girls off. I know I've seen a lot of bios saying if you've got a dead animal or fish in your pics just swipe left.

I'd just go with a serious bio. Put in a couple short things you like to do. I'd put in what position you play and what you're going to school for. You could also include a funny line or 2 with the rest.

>>24282574
no one's helping you cause you kind of look like a god already

>>24265689
Post a pic of yourself, I bet you're really attractive to get girls like that on tinder.

>>24290168

Click on the ID and it shows you other posts they've done. It's OP. He posted his profile in the second post.

>>24265689
>>24290168

Oh disregard that, I just seen your tinder profile. You're super tall, pretty attractive, and you have good facial hair, no fucking wonder. I'm a solid 6-7/10, girls don't give a fuck about me. Even the ones that are DTF one hour, completely ignore me in the next, probably because they found someone more attractive to fuck. I feel pathetic.

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Halp me

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Any suggestions on how to improve and get more matches?

>>24290473
>>24290623
Only you should be on your first picture you dingos

>>24290623
you got a face built for tinder but you're really ruining it by making yourself come off as a weirdo.
The disclaimer is unnecessary, nobody thinks your that kid's dad and it undermines an otherwise cute picture.
Shouldn't be doing the same face in every picture, makes you seem unnatural like you're too concerned with getting a good shot.

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What to fix

>>24290529
I dunno man, tinder is not for everyone

>>24290655
back up off the camera you idiot. I hate your first picture so much. Is that supposed to be a dreamy eyed half-smile? You look like you're recovering from a severe concussion in your mom's living room.

I don't know how much of your bio is from you being a genuine weirdo and how much is from a misunderstanding of english. Either way it's not good, maybe it'll get you by though if everyone else around you has the same grasp of english

>>24290473
toss all these pictures and start over.
1: gay (as in literally homosexual, and even if you're looking for men it looks like you're already in a relationship)
2: dark as shit, nothing more to say here
3 and 4: terrible framing/lighting, makes you look like a lame tourist

>>24290663
Fuck

>>24290529
Having your first pick not even showing your face screams insecurity.

>>24290717
It was more for the dog. Should I switch it?

>>24290623

I agree with the other guys and I'll also add that you should remove pic 2. I wouldn't have a pic with a girl, especially since it's not a group pic. Pic 5 is so random but I like it since I just finished watching Stranger Things yesterday

>>24290473
la bio es de una cuñadez abrumadora

>>24290623
'the child isn't mine' makes it sound like you stole her

>>24290655
pick 3 as your main and get rid of the other selfies

>>24290759
The first picture is KEY, so yes; I would recommend.
You should still have it on your profile though, as a dog can be a plus for some people.

>>24271964

ditch 1 and 6 -> 4 as main

>>24273347
would superlike/10

>>24273379
your first pic should be the most flattering and I'd change your first to like third or something.

>>24273450
most recent is best if you recently changed your look, 4 is nice, 5 will get hipster pussi

>>24273807
the second pic should go

>>24274418
you're making the exact same face in all of your pics. They're all too similar in angle too, find candid and body shots

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I do okay would like pointers or whatever.

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How about now? What to fix?

>>24278830
get rid of 4 and find something with friends

>>24279598
pics with friends and get rid of 2, bio needs work too

>>24281121
I'd swap some of those for more naturally taken/candid.

Pics with friends are important imo

>>24282967
3 is weird, I'd get rid of it, 2 is good, more bio

>>24284886
tinder is really unresponsive and fucks up constantly
she's prolly busy too plus if she doesn't respond move on to the next, no biggie right?

>>24284985
delete 3

>>24286281
make 3 your main and delete 1 unless you have one similar but you're smiling, its one of your better features

>>24286364
delete 3, pics with friends/ shots of your body,
MAGA hat is fun but a lot of people find it unattractive
>disgraceful amount of Hilary supporters on the rise


>>24288783
your bio is pure shit


>>24288878
depends on your previous relationship
"Hey, did you go to *insert name of community college here*?" could work if you didn't really talk

>>24290623
delete 3, good profile tho

>>24290655
delete 1 and use 3 for main, use less selfies

>>24290980
delete 6 and change bio

>>24290996
v good, don't change it

>>24291019
Just changed me bio to shag it lol.

>>24291044
that's kinda shit, what are you looking for on tinder?

>>24291084
Looking for hookups and dates what's a good bio?

>>24291091
idk your interests or humor but just none of that review shit or just looking for banter stuff


say what you like to do or smth

Did some changes since >>24290473
Is It any better?

>>24290785
Lo sé lo sé... Nunca se me dio bien escribir la bios...
>>24290709
You are right. Dos some changes, i dont really have a lot of pics

>Got memed into using tinder
>literally one match in two days

Want to cry desu

>>24291119
post profile

>>24291208
Soc need advice pls

>>24291208
very cute profile, good bio, delete 4 and add another

solid tho

So i decided to reinstall tinder and fix up my profile. Got a match after 30 minutes. Feels good. I guess acting super casual is the way to go.

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Help pls

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>>24291112
Forgot pic

>>24291328
good looking dude, less selfies more group pics or candid shots.
Get dat body in

>selectively swipe
>1 match a week

>try mass swipe every profile
>still no matches

fuck chicago

>>24276509
Remove the final sentence.

>>24277105
>>24276619
ANSWER FEMANONS

>>24278830
Remove 5

>>24279374
Remove 6
Make #2 your #1, and #4 your #2

>>24281121
#5 should be main. Remove first 3 pics

>>24284985
Like other anon said. Delete #3

>>24290529
Take some better photos, and leave #4.

>>24291436
femanon here, I don't mind it much, I think the reviews from other girls (or anyone else) as your bio is just cancer

>>24291328

Haha everyone is putting the Spongebob pic. I added it to my profile as my 5th pic earlier. I get no matches anyway so i figure it can't hurt much.

any tips on opening lines when you don't have stuff in common with the other person?

>Tfw the only girl that's matched with you turns out to be 15

>>24291516
ask about one of their more interesting pictures or just ask how they are

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Just started putting a lot of time into this. I am meeting a grill tonight.
Pic related is in my area it was so off putting I had to cap it

I know the advice is always to use a group picture, but what if the only decent group photos I have are usually just me and one female friend (with me being male).

I always think it's a bit weird when women have a bunch of pictures of them and a man. But is it good to prove that I am not a creep and can actually speak to females?

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>>24290996
Bad first pic, front facing selfie. Try the second one or something.
>>24290623
I can't tell who you are in first picture >>24290529
Probably don't have something lampooning girls in first bio

>>24290946
Would you tho? Can I ask why so I can improve it further?

>>24291729
wew desu senpai

>proud mother to a beau-
NOPE

>>24291807
If it's just sex who cares? But I am certainly not getting roped into a child

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>>24291822
>"just sex" with someone who has fucked up before
No can do

>>24291773
similar interests and you're hot as fuck
good profile too senpai

>>24291822
In the words of esteemed philosopher Daniel Dwight Tosh, "There's no such thing as a casual relationship with a single mom".

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>she actually replied

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Which configuration, /soc/?

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>>24292077
I just ask everyone I match with if they're a bot first. When they respond with something like "no lol" I just respond with an incredibly cheesy and greasy line like "well what's a beauty like you doin on here?" and it has worked on over 80% of the ones I send it to. I don't know how it manages to work repeatedly. I'm also slightly considering putting this pic I was fucking around with on my Tinder, but I think it might be going slightly too far.

>>24291951
God bless
Wanna go get coffee, then?

>>24291328
might as well make it like first reply to this thread >>>/r9k/31176930

>>24292309
yeah totally, lets go anon
Do you have kik?

I have a girl that wants to fuck but only tonight. The one night I have plans. She gave me her address and told me she wants me to give her a creampie and fuck her ass.

>>24292443
Hahaha I do
LosterD

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I got sexually assaulted by several of my matches, and the rest don't reply or don't message at all.

>>24292278
Tinder gets a lot easier when you assume the worst about the person your talking to.

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>she stopped replying

is anyone else still having problems with tinder? My app crashes immediately when I try to open it. iphone 4 here

>>24293061
>iphone
There's your problem

>>24293077
worked fine until thursday

>>24293279
You might have to update the app

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>when you're in control of the convo and propose meeting up but she says she wants to talk and get to know you a little better first so you stop giving a fuck and let her control the convo by asking you mundane questions you blandly answer in order to slowly allow her to realize that she's boring and has no idea how to carry a conversation

also jason if you're reading this, it's your imitator buddy that was emailing you all the way back in february

curious if you're still here and at it

>tell grill my grandpa died in the holocaust because he fell off a guard tower memejoke
>she believes it until I tell her it's a joke
>then says it makes sense

oy vey

I weigh 260 and describe myself as a big fat guy. This being the case I have lower expectations for weight. I went on a date. The grill was literally two times my size. It was disappointing for sure as I am not into that

>match with a girl
>we exchange a few messages, she seems into me
>ask her out to lunch, she never responds
>a week later I reset my tinder and start again
>same girl matches with me again


what does it mean? if she didnt want to talk to me why did she rematch me

>>24295114

I had something similar happen to me. I matched with a girl, messaged her and she didn't respond. I reset and matched with her again (I honestly don't even remember swiping right on her either time) and message her. She responds then ghosts after a couple messages. She's ugly as hell too. I only message every girl to see if they actually respond

>>24295068
fatness begets fatness

>>24295114
doesn't mean anything really, girls use tinder as passively as you probably do if you've been on it a while. This is actually a good situation to be in sometimes cause you can say "think we've talked before" and she might be like "oh yeah sorry I was really busy that week" or something and then try to make up for it

>>24295132
i might try that. tinder is frustrating in chicago because I max out my swipe limit in 10 minutes and have to wait another 12 hours,

>>24293429
>>24293061
Happening to me too, shitty crap

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>>24291729
Damn man I didn't know they had Tinder on Pandora