My friend gave me a lecture on how absolutely retarded I am. He told me "listen dumbshit idiot retard *slaps me in the face*" you might be an idiot dumbshit retard, but I'm a genius and I can't get any girls at all. If a retard like you can fuck so many girls, then there's got to be a way for you to make money. People make money, have careers for pussy, not the other way around. But you get pussy.. Well just because you do. So you idiot dumbshit piece of shit, we are going to take relate your autism to the larger audience of autists and we are gonna make money, you idiot, you're literally a piece of shit *slaps me again* but you have potential."
He doesn't sound like a good friend at all... Tell him he has the potential to go fuck himself and to find a new friend!
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Is this a copypasta or the plot of Rain Man?