Assumptions thread

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Has a small group of good friends that he doesn't talk to anymore.

>>24234300
>>24234369
Sexually frustrated

>>24234395
Loves Starbucks

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>>24234300 in love with a girl that dumped and now is sucking bigger dick

>>24234369 cant get any pussy so you are browsing /soc/ for confidence

>>24234395 german neonazi

>>24234416
that dumped you

>>24234416
DJ's at small shows on the weekends. Community college grad

>>24234300
You have a spacebar now?

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>>24234300
Currently on break at work?
>>24234369
Wondering if people are thinking of race
>>24234395
0/10 come on now
>>24234416
Chad
>>24234425
Well, maybe you're in a sorority? Who knows

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>>24234300
asperger is strong in this one
>>24234369
Cooks a great chicken tikka massala
>>24234395
Selfsteem issues, other than that is a cool guy when the mood is up
>>24234416
Gets hit on by girls and guys a bit too much
>>24234425
Only has one photo, kinky in the inside, pride Catholic girl in the outside
>>24234438
Crazy dogs Lady! Nah, you're alright, and loved by everyone around you!

>>24234462
I have like 5-6 pics that I always post here :)
Also I get that assumption at least 5 times a thread :P
>>24234441
Nope :)

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>>24234300
likes to watch gore videos online
>>24234369
hates hip-hop
>>24234395
worrks at a bar
>>24234416
you like panera

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i cant rate

>>24234475
Weird comment about the online gore watching, spot on!

>>24234462
Damn you look good, would love to see more of you ;))

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A non conventional pic.

>>24234462
Is self conscious about pecs sagging and not getting any specific gains

>>24234438
You like make up, fashion and shit like that

>>24234475
Serial killer\school shooter

>>24234594
Non-conventionally takes cock. In the ass. As a faggot.

>>24234425
You're from Texas

>>24234610
lel

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>>24234300
Into experimental/avant garde music

>>24234369
Has social anxiety especially around girls

>>24234416
Same as the guy above, also takes fb pics of strangers and uses them to create a fake persona and troll /soc/. The guy in the pic is really good at CoD and has herpes

>>24234425
Another one whose self esteem is too low to post his actual photo

>>24234441
Uses positive thinking and self motivation to convince himself he's attractive, deep down feels the opposite

>>24234462
College freshman who enjoys regular female attention and bad hip-hop and/or EDM (like wiz khalifa, macklemore kinda shit)

>>24234475
Is in a serious guild/clan on some MMORPG or online shooter. Has no social life outside of that

>>24234612
I'm not :)

>>24234609
>Serial killer\school shooter
I don't like violence :P
>>24234635
>Is in a serious guild/clan on some MMORPG or online shooter. Has no social life outside of that
I wish but I suck at vidya

>>24234670
Fuck. From the south tho

>>24234425
You have pubes right now

>>24234722
Nope ;)
>>24234749
Weird assumption... Not to mention wrong :P

>>24234300
You're smart, have strict parents, plays some musical instrument. Like debating, but sometimes thinks he misses out on the fun some 'bro's' have. Still don't eat to be associated with them. Smokes pot sometimes, but no other drugs (accept alcohol). Likes sneaky stuff and not getting caught

>>24234785
OP is too much of a robot to take the initiative to play an instrument.

>>24234523
They allow 4chan in insane aslyums?

>>24234523
You are secretly the world's greatest detective.

>>24234369

defecates in the open

>>24234785
Right about all thise things nearly. I take various amounts of pot and other drugs too but only at festivals and parties, mainly mdam etc I also so sneaky things, yes. And yes about the bro statement

>>24234300
You think you're smart but you have average intelligence.

>>24234416
Basic, but you think you're not. You'll get an average job, wife, and salary and probably have a shit affair to make yourself think you're better looking than you are.

>>24234462
Wants to be a bro, but you're not.

>>24234635
Absolute tool bouncing from one trend to the next with your pathetic group of friends.

>>24235085
Haha, nice ^^. MDMA is THE shit btw

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>>24234300
About to play a pretty gnarly oboe recital
>>24234369
Shitposts unironically when he feels down
>>24234416
Man you just high as hell, you look like you're having a good time
>>24234425
Overly perky during the morning
>>24234438
Has a tumblr all about trans-blacks and cisgendered white men
>>24234441
Either that's a filter and your skin is full of blemishes, or you have top tier skin.
>>24234635
That looks pretty fucking cool and you do too. 12/10

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>>24234635
openly uses drugs
>>24234594
plays in garage band
>>24234523
is constantly tired
>>24234425
have excellent grades

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>>24234300
"Smart" behaving, has a slight speech impediment
>>24234369
Fun to talk to, fairly "cool" and likable. Doesn't act the way he'd be expected to based on looks.
>>24234416
Genuinely unpleasant to be around. Repressed.
>>24235133
Can be kinda a bitch
>>24234635
Painfully hip and kinda fake but a very good smart harmless guy at heart.

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>>24234441
plays in an indie band
>>24234462
tries to appear confident and secure in his actions but is second guessing himself all the time
>>24234475
Thought of killing a hobo just to see if he could get away with murder
>>24234523
Actually killed the hobo and ate his liver
>>24234594
Artistic,likes classical music
>>24234635
Wishes he was born in 1946 just so experience the 60s as a young adult
>>24234425
Owns at least one cat,likes anime,wonders why her male best friend keeps looking at her tits/ass everytime they hang out
>>24235117
Medical practioner of some sort,at least above average intelligence
>>24235133
Cries everytime she gets drunk
>>24235209
Tried and dropped weightlifting at least twice

>>24235117
I'm not a morning person haha
>>24235133
Not really :P
>>24235261
Nope
Nope
What makes you think they do that? :)

>>24235279
You're picture makes me think ''attractive but naive/innocent''

>>24235292
You've never seen my butt or boobs though, what makes you think they're worth staring at? ;P

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>>24235327
There is only one reply you want to hear to this,and you're not going to get it from me

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\>>24234523
absolute madman

>>24234594
might be pretentious

>>24234300
browses /fa/

>>24235288
insecure

;^)

>>24235261
>Tried and dropped weightlifting at least twice
Ding ding ding, nice. Grew up poor and never really ate enough to build mass. Just picked it up again, trying to eat more and stick with it this time. going well so far. I probably won't make gains for a while but I'll improve form and strengthen what I already got at least

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Assume, plz

>>24234751
Prove it?

>>24235414
/r9k/

>>24235370
I'm the same.
Took up SS,then SL and now Greyskull.
I'm finally eating enough and sticking with the programm,and I'm seeing the first gains in years

Just hang it there bro

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>>24234300
Very narcissistic
>>24234369
Doesn't have many friends.
>>24234416
Wants to be accepted.
>>24234425
Has a lot of shitty friends.
>>24234441
Doesn't know when to get a haircut
>>24234462
Works hard to achieve goals. >>24234475
Mommy issues.
>>24235117
Likes to go on adventures and take risks.
>>24235133
Regrets many life choices.
>>24235209
Tries very hard to get with a girl you've liked for a long time.
>>24235261
Your confidence gets you far
>>24235288
Cries a lot.
>>24235414
You don't like your family members.

>>24235422
Uhhh I've never been. I stick to tv, papes, and b. It's actually odd I'm in soc right now.

>>24235261
Medical practitioner? Thanks for the compliment but sadly i'm a musician ahah
>>24235456
I love going on walks and I love adventures, taking risks not so much, but the rest is bang on.

>>24235456
>Regrets many life choices.
dont we all

>>24235456
>Tries very hard to get with a girl you've liked for a long time
nah, been with like 4 different girls with over the past two years, most recently my longtime bff

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>>24234300
in love with his best friend
>>24234369
works on a call center
>>24234416
enjoys to bully others pass most of his time at home
>>24234425
friendzoned by everyone in the world
>>24234441
wants to join to one direction
>>24234462
has been on the gym more that two years
>>24234475
sexual insecurities
>>24234635
has used more that 10 types of drug
>>24235117
its a "hippie"
>>24235133
has more that 6 guys on the friend zone
>>24235209
loves to talk to girls on tinder
>>24235261
drinks a lot
>>24235288
get to many "you are so pretty" but only from ugly guys
>>24235352
This photo is like 5 years old
>>24235414
has a son already
>>24235456
very religious guy that enjoys to punch cows

>>24235540
I have no tinder

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>>24234438

Involved in many online communities

>>24235117

Smart, but meek

>>24235209

Second guesses himself a lot

>>24235288

The kind of person that will always have high spirits in 99% of situations

>>24235352

INTP

>>24235414

Works in IT

>>24235456

The "smart ass" of the group, but not an asshole about it

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>>24234300
You play an instrument
>>24234369
Lacking confidence
>>24234416
Likes skateboarding
>>24234425
You're a big animal lover and outdoors type
>>24234441
Enjoys video games in free time
>>24234462
You're into working out and health
>>24234475
Likes math
>>24234635
Doesn't give a single fuck
>>24235117
Is a hippie liberal
>>24235261
You like game of thrones
>>24235540
Likes to play hockey

>>24235611
I ain't no hippie liberal, i'm just a centre-left stoner
>>24235540
I'm a she not an it, and I refer you to the above sentence
>>24235608
I am indeed meek, and I know i'm not stupid at least

>>24235611
>Likes math
no im not into that

>>24235352
Op here. Haha, interesting you say that. Why so is it the shirt or the hair or something?

>>24235744
you look like you're trying. make of that what you will.

>>24235763
I see. Be honest was that a compliment? I don't really know what to make of your statement

>>24235772
ok. you're trying but failing.

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I guarantee you can't come up with an accurate assumption of me.

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other thread is dead I guess

>>24235608
i'm ENTP kek. funny how pictures can be deceiving ;)

>>24236098
I can guarantee you're retarded. ;^)

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Assume away, gentlemen.

I'm not Rand, btw

reeee

>>24234300
Faggot who doesn't realize he's a faggot

>>24236108
outgoing
collects stamps

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>>24235608
Speaks Latin
>>24235611
Plays Pokemon Competitively
>>24236098
Can't wake up.
>>24236100
Doesn't curse too much.
>>24236108
Good at fixing things.

>>24235611
Yeah :)
>>24235540
No? :P
>>24235456
Why :(
>>24235337
I was expecting the reply "every butt is worth staring at" hahaha ;P