What is the longest distance you have ever cum?

>>24230343
That isn't even far bro, I can jizz all the way from the back of the shower tub and my first rope always hits the shower faucet

>>24230386
The wall is about 10 feet away. How far do you think yours would go?

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No interest huh?

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Well I guess I'll just dump some cumshots then

>>24230343
All the way to hell when I came on my friend's sleeping sister.

>>24230343
I believe 1 meter, I was banging my ex doggy style then unload it on her back, it sprayed all over her back and the back of the head. Pretty messy. Their parents even bought a new sofa after that.

Is that purely genetic or is there a proven method to cum more and further?
I have a pretty large and good looking dick but I don't cum nearly as much and far as those in this thread.

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>>24231990
Thanks for making me wet at 6:30 am
These were fantastic

>>24232736
I take it you like hands-free and slow draining cumshots?

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measuring yesterdays cum stain i would say that i can shoot at least 120cm

i have more cumshots if someone wants to see, boys or girls kik me: curiousExplorer9

When I do my daily quickfap to get rid of a boner or whatever I usually just drip some. Even when the sex isn't too good I'll just drip it out on her cunt. I only spray at all when I had sex which was more than enjoyable. But only that makes up for perhaps 5% of my cums.

I know I was able to shoot lengths while in puberty but lately my farthest score is shooting my gf in her nose from about two feet.

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I've hit the ceiling

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>>24233722

Wouldn't say longest but I shot a load a couple feet into the air that landed on my chin.

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>>24233728
onto her phone

hit myself in the face and the wall behind my head whilst lying down. im 6"2 so thats fairly far i guess

>>24232708
There are male kegels you can do, and some supplements can increase volume and distance some. I was doing the kegels for a while, but the novelty of hitting yourself in the face wears off faster than you'd think.

>>24233722
See, that's the holy grail. I'd kill to see a video of that. Closest I've see is a guy laying down that shot above the head of someone standing over him.

Honestly man, sometimes it dribbles out, sometimes it shoots 4 feet plus. Sometimes theres a small amount, sometimes theres 2-3 times that much.

>>24233841
sorry I don't have any videos of that

>>24233713
If you're jerking every day, it's not surprising if it drips.

>>24230343
When i was 20 or so i pulled out to nut on my gf and i hit the wall behind her head, nearly where it meets the ceiling.

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>>24232708
Most of it for me is genetics as far as I can tell
>>24232736
Well, glad I made somebody happy :)
>>24233841
I think the people that tell these stories must have really low ceilings.

I shot it into my eye once when it was really good

it wasn't intentional

>>24231854
this angle is stelllller

Always get stopped by stuff before it could go the distance, typically have issues when I pull out and cum on girl's back due to it shooting up to their hair and had to learn to not splash it everywhere when I shoot on her asscheeks

>>24233750
Source?

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>>24235169
:D
>>24235524
Sauce is probably him, don't think anybody is posting stuff that isn't theirs here

14 feet
Kegels work wonders

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>>24235727
I can never find the discipline to work on my kegels :\

>>24235727
PROOF

>>24235924
>this is without kegels
Jesus shit.

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>>24236298
Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if I did do kegels, but I figure it is probably best I don't find out

>>24231854

I think there's just no one who can compete.

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>>24237063
I didn't mean for it to be a competition, just curious. Flattered you think nobody can compete though lol

>>24230343
after watching all of these I am left amazed that you have not died of dehydration! A one man bukkake! I thoroughly enjoyed these

>>24230343
Great stuff, dude. I would love to feel that hit the back of my throat.

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>>24237205
lol glad you enjoyed. Thanks :)
>>24238309
I look forward to doing just that some day!

>>24230343
Across the room once when I was like 16. I was laying back in a chair and i guess i got the pefect angle, cuz when i came my cum flew past my head and went into my bedroom. I was fapping in the living room.

Why is it smaller dicks cum so much more
the bigger the dick the more disappointing the cumshot.

>>24238585
I think it's becauee the cum has to travel more and loses its momentum on bigger cocks. And it's probably harder for big cocks to get enough blood to be fully erect, thus a less powerful cumshot.

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>>24238585
I don't think I am that small. I am pretty average. That said, you should probably look up Danny D. He cums similar to me but has one of the porn industries biggest dicks as far as I can tell

>>24238595
I'd pay to be on the receiving end of that cum blast

>>24238601
Literally. This is the hottest thread I've seen in a while.

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>>24238601
<3 (or did you mean Danny D)
>>24238612
:D I'm glad people ended up liking it in the end

>>24238613
Definitely your cumshot ;)

Jesus fucking christ this thread is amazing. These vids made my day:
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>>24238613

I love it when a guy shoots far, but in my experience the loads are usually thinner and more difficult to catch on your face or in your mouth. Not thick enough for facials, but great if you want him to cum all over your body.

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>>24238627
Yay! <3
>>24238643
:)
And yea the really long distance ones are thinner but I can shoot pretty far with thicker ones (like that last webm)

>>24238662
Looks like the perfect facial in the works

>>24238662
Well I would like you to prove to me you can get a thick one on my face.

Plus sell that tshirt.

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>>24238585
I've noticed this too... I had a friend with four inches that could hit the opposite wall from his bed. Love to see a little squirt gun like that in this thread.

>>24238741
True. My ex was not the biggest but shot over his shoulder every time, without fail.

>>24238741
Is OPs not a squirt gun or what are you looking for?

>>24238996
LITTLE squirt gun.

>>24238612
Agreeeeed

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>>24238677
:D
>>24238684
If you are close, maybe.
And how much could I sell the shirt for? Never even occurred to me that people would buy it.
>>24240574
Seriously happy that people are enjoying the thread

More stories and more cumshots please

Took this girl to Paris with me for New Years. Just for the fuck of it. We got a small little room in this old, dingy hotel and basically just fucked each other's brains out all week long. (We both had been to Paris before so we had seen all of the sights. We just wanted to go somewhere.)

I swear, I came so hard that it shot over her head when I pulled out. I'd say 3, maybe 4 feet? It was impressive by my standards at least. It was the initial blast and then the rest shot onto her neck and stomach.

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how's mine?

>>24230343
from your dad's mouth to yer mom's b-hole

Best way I've found to cum harder/further is by pulling your skin back pretty tightly. I'm cut, rather loosely, but it works for me, triggers involuntary kegels and feels really good. Results are always projectile in some capacity. Usually if I'm turned on enough I can just hold it tight and reach orgasm from that alone. I think it has something to do with tightening the frenulum area, maybe constricting the urethral opening so there's more pressure and it shoots out. On that note, any uncut guys wanna share a vid or two of them doing that? It's my very specific fetish :3

>>24241924
Clever

Dont you die on me

I don't need to cum for long distance because I have a girlfriend and I shove my dick in the vagine--no need for long distance shots

>>24238588
i'll take my small dick that gets rock hard and shoots far! Not like I'm having to shoot long distance to reach the vagine I come in to

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I haven't tried shooting far but I have shot upwards

I post these videos on Reddit

Wow this thread is amazing. I want to post one of mine but these iPhone videos are too large

>>24245241
Turn them into webms

stopping by to say that I'm so fucking wet.
ty based OP pls cum all over my face some time.

>>24245600
Gladly would, you just gotta be close by

kik me cum boys
kik: healthyass

>>24245241
Figure it out anon
For science

Longest distance was 5'2," the exact length of my hs gf when I spluged on her from head to toes.

Anybody want to post some self-facials?

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>>24247754
I would but I try to not post face lol

>>24245230
Mmmmm

I don't want this thread to die yet

>>24241907
that's great how you can shoot it at an angle like that. nice dick there

>>24233722
I probably would have once but it hit the fan above me instead
3 hours of anal camming does wonders

The trick for distance is Kegels, lots of water, and edging. I usually shoot 10 ropes and each one is pretty strong with good distance, like 5-6 feet. When I'm lying down in bed it'll shoot over my shoulder and spray the wall continually. Gotta point away because I'll paint my face or get it in my eyes. most ropes of cum I've counted was 15 and that's after edging for a long time

>>24251757
Dear god, moar pls