assumptions thread

OP isn't the person in the picture

>>24222345
I'd say that's a fair assumption

>>24222345
shithead
>>24222364
lives somewhere in the middle east

>>24222371

UK actually

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>>24222338
You listened to ADTR in hs
>>24222364
You eat ass... A lot.

>>24222393
You've taken bbc. A lot.

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>>24222338
Into pop-punk or something like that.
>>24222364
Actually never wear hoodies.
>>24222393
Just started college. Not a clue as to what do you want in life.

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>>24222338
Owns a bit of vinyl just to say she owns vinyl
>>24222364
Lots of workout clothes. Less working out

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>>24222338
You listen to a lot of alternative rock and smoke cigarettes.

>>24222364
You still believe in wuv (love.)

>>24222393
You aren't self aware enough to realize you're a hipster.

>>24222411
You're an atheist.

>>24222418
You get laid a lot.

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>>24222364

>>24222393
You have a penchant for group sex and MFM threesomes. You haven't yet taken the plunge with a DP tryst, but you'd consider it with the right guys.

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>>24222418
gap yah
>>24222411
you don't cut your own hair
>>24222426
have been smoking for 2 months
>>24222393
you secretly like mcr
>>24222364
stoned
>>24222338
you don't actually play any instruments, they just look cool on your wall

>>24222437
Can't tell your gender. Spooky.

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>>24222437
You're great in the sack.

>>24222338
smoke menthols
>>24222364
weird electronic music
>>24222393
watch girl on girl porn but have only been with guys
>>24222411
Brazilian
>>24222418
Christian Arab
>>24222426
very dirty house
>>24222437
virgin because of impossibly high expectations

>>24222400
Never
>>24222411
You're an edgelord
Also I'm not in school
>>24222418
Owns three pairs of boat shoes
>>24222426
A hipster? These glasses are for real and I'd like to think I'm fairly self aware.
>>24222434
Meh I like the porn but I would be overwhelmed with morr than one dick.
>>24222437
Not so secretly but I really only like thr first two albums. I guess I am a hipster.

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>>24222437
You yearn to travel back in time and become a Viking.

>>24222338
Is your name Shannon and are you from Canada?

>>24222525
you're such a cool lil cutie , please fuck my bitch

>>24222540
nope

>>24222457
(~._.)~
>>24222476
I couldn't say desu
>>24222491
this and excessive anxiety
>>24222537
thank you for this gift, anon. I'll treasure it forever. I do yearn to travel back in time, probably as far as the stone age though

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most recent pic, since i've never had a good pic.
>>24222338
has tried to do nbbmn before
>>24222364
spergy
>>24222393
quotes memes irl
>>24222411
tries out a lot of boards
>>24222418
your parents don't actually have a boat.
>>24222426
considered the nitrogen tank a lot
>>24222431
is growing stronger
>>24222437
looks eclectic,but has p normal tastes
>>24222525
plays/played bass

>>24222491
Na I'm pretty tidy.

>>24222514
Well, ok.

>>24222610
I radiate degeneracy... No.

>>24222610
>looks eclectic,but has p normal tastes
depends on what you mean by normal.. I've never met anyone who shares my interests

I'm guessing that you tried to straighten your hair once, and that's as far as that relationship went

>>24222610
mostly black wardrobe
>>24222437
is too invested into memes
>>24222523
probably wants to nut
>>24222525
hard for d&d

>>24222376
>>24222371

So Middle East 2.0.

>>24222653
So true

>>24222393
You live in Austin TX

>>24222653
>is too invested into memes
well I'm here, aren't I?

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>>24222610
listens to japanese punk
>>24222525
still owns a console from the 90s
>>24222523
has an awful penis
>>24222437
is on the autistic spectrum
>>24222426
likes going to festivals, but not the huge ones
>>24222418
voting for trump
>>24222411
eats lots of steaks
>>24222393
likes the taste of pussy (hopefully)
>>24222338
no

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>>24222760
You found the special train car only anon can use.

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>>24222760
into weird kinds of music, looks like a feminazi
>>24222610
likes heavy metal?
>>24222437
gamer? haha. fun looking person
>>24222426
posing with a cigarette lel

>>24222338
Tuck your hair back over your ear when nervous
>>24222364
Feel out of place in larger groups, wear a thin smile and think about how alien you feel.
>>24222393
Lonely, occasional self-image issues.
>>24222411
Low self-esteem, insecure, easily offended, socially isolated, emotionally unstable.
>>24222418
Laughs a lot, louder in group settings. Listens more than he talks.
>>24222426
Disappointed in self.
>>24222437
Light sleeper, worries about what other people think of him
>>24222525
Fragile ego, fear of rejection
>>24222610
Likes to talk shit about better looking people
>>24222760
Laid back, easy to be around, humble brags about what she reads
>>24222791
Tendency to nervously laugh around people, confused by social interaction, generally decent person.

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>>24222338

>>24222760
>is on the autistic spectrum
18 on internet AQ tests, actually. Well under the required 30 ;^)

That's not actually your hair, it's a helmet and you're a low-key royal guard.

>>24222791
you smoke weed approximately every three days
>gamer? haha. fun looking person
actually I don't play vidya. I'm only fun if you enjoy discussing analytic philosophy

>>24222822
>Light sleeper, worries about what other people think of him
yep. 'cept I'm a girl btw. and the sleeping problem is more one of getting to sleep than staying that way..

I predict that many of your guesses are also pertinent to yourself

>>24222760
Freak in the seats?

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>>24222842
>analytics

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>>24222841
Now with a non upside down version

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>>24222791
Lonely because you're smarter than those around you
>>24222760
Artist and lesbian. Likes sitting on other girls faces
>>24222610
Could probably beat me up in a fight
>>24222525
Big tabletop gamer, has a large dick
>>24222437
Watches a lot of pewdiepie and sometimes wears a dog collar

>>24222842
Ah, my friend loves the analytic stuff. Big fan of Bertrand Russell.

And some of them are.

>>24222338
You still around OP?

>>24222884
yes

>>24222888
Email me stino2161 @ gmail

I have a very important question for you

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>>24222854
>continentals.jpg

>>24222867
>Watches a lot of pewdiepie and sometimes wears a dog collar
eww I don't like you

>>24222873
Oh cool, I'm reading 'The Principles of Mathematics' atm, educational to say the least. I'm starting the section on numbers tomorrow, hype af

>>24222903
From what I found analytics require a healthy dose of autism. :'^)

Mainlander is the best philosopher, at least as far as the 4chan is concerned kek. Or Hegesias.

>>24222867
yes
>>24222842
damn, you got me
>>24222822
yep
>>24222789
heh
>>24222791
yes

>>24222903

But pewdiepie is actually a cleverly disguised social commentary. Or an entity created by the collective unconscious of society that represents our basest desires.

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>>24222791
Probably plays guitar
>>24222841
Waifu beater
>>24222867
Never outlived the hardcore punk days

Be djentle

>>24222949
Beats off to beauty and the beast

>>24222949
Penn Jillette?

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shi my mobile doesnt allow me to >>

>>24222920
It requires healthy interest, more like!
I feel as if it'd be too risky for me to read Mainlander atm, I only just stopped caring that the universe could be a spurious product of randomness.. I've not heard of Hegesias.

>>24222930
The development of this theory is still not enough to tempt me to watch his videos..
Just like how I could read all of John Green's books to find out what's wrong with the world.. I won't

>>24222938
Well, I have been accused of being either schizophrenic or so dumb I seem crazy

>>24222953
Probably the Latin Eric Andre

>>24222949
Call of Duty is your favourite game

>>24222953
You are way too warm in all those layers

>>24222962
winter is heavy in patagonia argentina

>>24222958

What about the dog collar though?

>>24222967
Huh fancy that, there are other places in the world

>>24222968
Negative to that as well, though I did want to be a wolf as a kid. My dream was to be a wolf sociologist..

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Thanks.

>>24222951
What even?
>>24222952
Always loved Penn & Teller
>>24222962
Actually not, despise it

>>24222988
doesnt like his nose, his mother drive him to places he want to go, he still have a latent edipo (idk the english word, oedipus maybe?)

>>24222822
>>24222842
>>24222867
y'all did an uncannily good job, freaky

>>24222948
Your dick looks like a cross between a toothpick and a pig's cock.
>>24222988
Thinks he's too good to participate in the thread. Creepy with girls.

>>24223125
Creepy? Why do you think so?
That makes me sad :c

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>>24222338

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>>24222338
Feminist liberal crybaby

>>24222364
Muslim acting too hard to be Western

>>24222393
You use pills/xanax

>>24222411
Voted most likely to shoot up the school

>>24222426
Kind of guy who takes pride in dressing like a slob and then complains about girls liking assholes

>>24222437
wtf man

>>24222525
upper middle class liberal "intellectual"

>>24222610
Looks like a hamster but is actually a nice person

>>24222841
Another school shooter

>>24222867
lesbian

>>24222949
Atheist who hates Christians and loves cheetos

>>24222953
White washed hispanic who shamelessly can not speak spanish

>>24222988
Gay, because of your bracelet

>>24223086
Nerd getting fit?

>>24222938
Aggressive asshole who is proud of not being able to control his anger (like if it was a good thing)

I love these because I can talk shit to narcissists. The pic of me is only so you guys can see the handsome young man talking shit

>>24223278

I'm not a lesbian tho

I'm' a guy

>>24223284
It's an assumptions thread little boy, not a guess what I am thread. I assumed you were a lesbian but you happened to be a fem boy. It is what it is homes

>>24223216
you like to be dominated

>>24223278
catholic

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>>24223278
Studies business
>>24223216
Likes organic food
>>24223086
Started getting fit after high school
>>24222988
Gay muslim
>>24222953
Into hip hop

>>24223216
Loves anime lowkey

Loves starbucks

>>24223321
been with one girl for a long time

>>24223278
I'm 85% sure that is Elliott Rodgers.

>>24222938
edgy boy sucking in cheeks

2 obvious

>>24223321
Watches gay porn on the down low

Used to be apart of a frat

Listens to indie rock

>>24223216
and you're bad at replying on snapchat, hah

>>24223373
used to play softball, goes to bars a lot

>>24223349
Has a redneck father

Had an abortion at 16

>>24223216
You are gorgeous <3

>>24223397
you mean >>24223373
?

>>24223411
He/she probably does. You don't give me abortion vibes.

>>24223438
I'm a guy and haven't even posted a pic. I'd hope not

Dont die

??

I'm assuming I'd like to plow OP pic girl.

>>24222437
Your name is Dakota and you're a fucking asshole. Also your dick is really pink.

>>24223278
Nah none of those things lol

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>>24226203
European
>>24223321
Intellectual

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>>24222760

Just another transplant in my city who has never crawled or struggled for most things in life.

Pays lip service against gentrification to make sure no one knows things like your parents paying for your college & not flinching. Although wealth is the one true privilege, you pay lip service to Social Justice, mostly for virtue signaling.

Is known as anything but straight to everyone but your parents.

>>24226264
#justwrektthings

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Just assume my shit up, senpai

>>24226218
American, obviously (because you can't tell the difference between a European and a Brazilian).

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If you're assuming that I'm horrible you are correct!

>>24226339
/pol

>>24226264
>>24226319
i'm paying for my own college, don't even live in NYC, and don't care for shitty politics, but yeah, #justwrektthings :)

>>24226445
Is horrible, I guess
>>24223321
Is bald
>>24222988
Does not have mouth and is really embarrassed about it
>>24222855
>>24222841
Doesn't own any shirts
>>24222854
Is, in fact, a drawing
>>24222537
Is not actually a Viking
>>24222523
Keeps all his clothes on when he jerks off
>>24222476
Is probably not the person in this picture

>>24222610 # Single?

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>>24226445
snapchat savant

>>24226339
super nerdy good father

>>24226331
into automobiles, paychecks go to parts for building

>>24226218
has been through a few dimensions

>>24227984
You like Twenty One Pilots

>>24226331
fuccboi

>>24222338
30 year old tranny prostitute

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>>24226331
into playing poker with your bros

>>24226339
you own guns. plural

>>24226445
you take a lot of selfies

>>24228181
you drink a lot

>>24228193
you were raised christian but now you're kinky

>>24227984
Constantly smells like incense, reads many books, possibly a lot on adventure? Kind of spiritual. American.
>>24228181
Very serious, likes football games and beer.
>>24228193
Very interested in fashion, likes dressing up for summer. Loves children and is a dog person.
>>24228417
Portuguese? plays guitar, is very friendly one on one but a dick to people when his friends are around, in a memeful way. (sorry)

>>24228623
You're right :)
Also omg your eyes :o

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>>24228193
You have done anal sex or at least you want to do it soon-ish
>>24228417
You have very few female friends
>>24228623
You think your hobbies are boring to other people, people always compliment your eyes and you're used to it (nice eyes btw)

>>24228639
Never tried it with a guy :)

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Participatin'.

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>>24228639
>>24228632
Merci.

>>24228623
that's why i only hang out with people one on one. that and the crippling social anxiety

>>24228672
you play the guitar

>>24228698

I wish :(

>>24228672
offical face of the unenthusiastic blowjobs

>>24228718
there literally is a guitar in the background. you've got all you need, i could teach you

>>24228742
I always wanted to learn because I'm actually a very good singer, but I'm one of those people that lack all sense of independent coordination in my hands. I don't know how people like you do it, it's amazing. Mine just won't listen to me.

It's not my guitar btw, I'm no poser.

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>>24222393
You take it up the butt

>>24222437
I'm a lesbian girl and my two favorite things are analytic philosophy and girls who look androgynous. This is a long shot but I think you're really cute and probably fun to hang out with IRL...are you in the US?

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>>24228672
likes xanax
>>24228639
plays bass
>>24228417
friendly and well-liked
>>24228193
high libido
>>24228181
likes aesop rock

>>24228992
Kind of :P
Also I love your hair :)

>>24228903
man i'd love to hear you sing

>>24228992
Grunge girl.

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No bully

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hi

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>>24228992
fan of British television
>>24228672
extreme sexual sadist
>>24228639
you need to learn how to rotate your pics
>>24228417
nice sweater
>>24227984
you read at least one book a week, sometimes two.

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assume pls

>>24229368
Hardcore Harry Potter fan.

>>24229411
Vaporwave? lol

>>24229411
ur a dwarf, harry

>>24229415
>>24229418
correct

>>24229438
ur an anime

>>24229438
Cosplayer.

>>24229438
nice glasses /b/ro

>>24228992
More like $UICIDEBOY$ and Bones but ye, I don't dislike him.

>>24229412
close, I'm actually just a casual harry potter fan

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>>24229438
Likes beetlejuice
>>24229411
Stoner
>>24229368
Used to be overweight
Musician
>>24229350
Wears aluminium caps outside

>>24229547
You again :D
I love your beard, makes you look so friendly and aproachable

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Who can guess what my job is?

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>>24229438
likes anime
>>24229547
big and scary, but actually friendly
>>24229586
sailor
>>24229608
can play an instrument

>>24229651
Not real

>>24222393
Overly confident, likes to ignore guys to feel better about self, no real plan for life
>>24222938
High school dropout, thinks you're cooler than you are
>>24222953
Drugs. Just tons of em
>>24222988
Actually fuqqed ya chick
>>24223216
Wants to kill self, too scared
>>24226218
Has a dick the size of a fully mature weasel, just with more hair
>>24226445
Daddy issues
>>24228672
Used to be a man
>>24228992
fucks like a maniac
>>24229438
Gobbles black cock like it's your job
>>24229547
Travels for some business job that you secretly hate but like the money
>>24229651
Extremely acute sense of perception haha
>>24229733
Does drugs, chills with bros whenever possible, works in a restaurant

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>>24222338

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>>24222338
slut

>>24222437
gay (i hope)

>>24222525
rick moranis reincarnated

>>24226445
would look way better without makeup

>>24229586
is it blowjobs?

>>24229805
that is your first smart phone and it perplexes you

>>24229917
>that is your first smart phone and it perplexes you

kek

>>24229917
Not just blowjobs, especially for you senpai, with your characteristic Neanderthal looks.

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>>24229917

>>24229923
ill take any job you'll give me

>>24229917
is insecure

>>24222338
tranny
>>24222364
homo
>>24222393
roastie
>>24222411
closet homo
>>24222418
closet homo
>>24222426
retard terrorist
>>24222437
wannabe tranny
>>24222525
homo
>>24222610
tranny
>>24222760
tranny
>>24222791
birth defect
>>24222841
homo
>>24222867
can't even tell what the fuck you are
>>24222938
closet homo
>>24222945
terrorist
>>24222949
fat retard
>>24222953
gay retard
>>24222988
homo
>>24223086
homo
>>24223216
crazy slut
>>24223278
homo
>>24223321
chrome dome homo
>>24226203
dumb spic slut
>>24226331
homo retard memester
>>24226339
closet homo
>>24226445
roastie
>>24227984
terrorist that wants to be white
>>24228181
gay terrorist
>>24228193
ugly slut
>>24228417
homo
>>24228639
homo terrorist
>>24228672
what the fuck is wrong with your face

>>24229999
>>24228992
roastie
>>24229350
homo
>>24229355
homo
>>24229368
ugly slut
>>24229411
retard stoner homo
>>24229438
massive attentionwhoring slut
>>24229586
sucking dick you homo
>>24229608
homo
>>24229651
roastie
>>24229733
hippie homo
>>24229804
edgy homo
>>24229805
homo
>>24229917
retard homo

>>24229999
>>24230001

>9999
>0001

This man is a god. Everything he says is true

>>24229926
Fuckin kek

>>24230020
> this man is a god
No, this "man" is a NEET script kiddie that is extremely fat and ugly kek

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assume away

>>24230032
stay mad retard

>>24230040
Stay in the basement, aspie.

>>24230049
stay mad retard

>>24230037
man with long hair and missing dick

>>24230121
spot on

>>24228982
I'm not in the US and am bi-curious at most, but email me if you want.
[email protected]

>>24229999
Nope

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go for it

>>24230130
and by spot on I mean it, I have no cock anymore

>>24229999

I'm >>24222867

and very much a guy

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Das me

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hit me

>>24231811
look like you have a fair amount of luck w/ women

>>24231847
Ozzy/10

>>24231811

i think you work at home depot??

>>24231853
Somewhat yes somewhat no. >>24231883
Close. Lowes

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>>24222988
will die in a car crash
>>24223086
whatever you're gonna do. Don't do it.
>>24223216
you think showers are "healing"
>>24223278
rape fetish
>>24223321
like amon tobin
>>24226203
use instagram
>>24226218
white nationalist
>>24226331
you never smoked in your life
>>24226339
brony
>>24226445
you're horrible
>>24227984
is perfect
>>24228181
you hate yourself
>>24228193
hate memes
>>24228417
love ironic memes
>>24228639
smoke weed a lot
>>24228672
you like hip hop
>>24228992
you are a happier version of the person above
>>24229350
in GOT
>>24229355
would abuse gf if could get away with it
>>24229368
wish you were inside
>>24229411
dead
>>24229438
you're hottest at that angle
>>24229586
taking pictures on a boat your dad bought
>>24229608
never been able to find anything he could cum to
>>24229651
seretly wish you were a dog
>>24229733
you a hustler
>>24229804
fool
>>24229805
a foo
>>24229917
likes to dom
>>24230034
idk
>>24230037
blured it because of some reason
>>24230734
live in norway
>>24231811
das you

>>24231879
what a compliment!

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>>24222364
Techno
>>24222338
Modest mouse
>>24222393
Pop music/club music/singer songwriter music
>>24222411
Fun guy
>>24222418
Chill ass bro also fun
>>24222426
Sarcastic and humorous
>>24222437
Cute smart silly girl good to talk nerd shit
with and get their perspective
>>24222525
Under 20
>>24222610
Has anxiety. Likes "dark/sad" stuff
>>24231847
Good taste in tunes, metal, chill bro
>>24231811
Actor or would be good in theatre
>>24230734
Wants to work in an artistic field
>>24229651
Likes reading
>>24229438
Kinda nerdy slutty fun bimbo
>>24229368
Likes the rain and autumn
>>24228992
Likes animals, rock music, and is thought of as fun and out going
>>24228672
Sexy voice

>>24231924

Weren't you that EPA guy from the first ghostbusters?

>>24231924
am >>24228992

not accurate rlly

>>24231950
I can totally see that
>>24231966
More of an introvert?

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I'm the guy on the left

>>24231924
Goes hiking/camping once a month
>>24231903
Was very shy in high school, still is
>>24229917
Smokes too much weed

>>24231976
Likes dance clubs

>>24231924
neat respectable guy who is way lonely

>>24232010
Im extremely messy, I'm not really lonely, and I'm not "respectable" in the societally expected way you could say
I have the same birthday as jimi Hendrix and Bruce lee

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>>24222364
Wants to do something in life where he works with his hands. Will retire with a woodshop in his garage when older. Able to get women easily, but is more interested in creating things.

>>24222393
Is very particular about things like eyebrows, nails being good, etc because she analyzes things all the time, and is slightly OCD about things that are out of order. Would have good maternal instincts, and would be likely to teach her children many skills that would take them far.

>>24222411
Would do anything for a group of people that he's willing to fight for, but has very high standards for people. Also, has very high standards for his partner.

>>24222418
Subconsciously, your main goal in life is to surpass your father. When you feel as though you've attained that goal, you will be able to be a good leader of others assuming you stay away from drugs or alcohol.

>>24222426
In a constant battle to accept yourself, as you think about mystical stuff and religion more than you'd like. When you're older, you'll be more comfortable in your skin as a natural philosopher.

>>24222437

You have a closer relationship with your mother than your father at the moment, even if it's a complicated relationship. You enjoy the outdoors very much, assuming you're out there on your own terms.

>>24222525
Sometimes you have to hide your superior logical thinking from accidentally hurting other peoples' feelings; especially girls. Luckily, open-minded ones that think a lot will appreciate you the most and not leave your side. It takes a while for you to find someone you trust to not stab you in the back due to lack of control over their own emotions when faced with the truth.

>>24222610
Attracted to tall men, and has a special relationship with animals. You defend your territory too: If there was a war on our front, you'd be nervous but you'd be on the roof ready to snipe anyone who tried to rob your house.

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>>24232097
Ooo do me if you feel like it

(cont.)

>>24222760
You love cooking, and absolutely hate junk food. Men and women both enjoy your company, and you'll retain your good looks well into old age.

>>24222791
You like partners with a dark side, and may have even dated a goth chick at some point. When you have a favorite show, you watch every episode. You have always had a lot of varied hobbies.

>>24222841
Finds emotional fulfillment through sexual activity. Likes loud music and crazy fun in many different forms. You're shy alone, but very comfortable in public with a group of people that know and understand you.

>>24222867
Has been burned before, but is exceptionally good at living life through hardship. You would be willing to hunt all day if you were stranded on an island full of less capable people, because you have accepted that you're stronger than most.

>>24222938
You're somewhat of a perfectionist, and you enjoy automobiles. You get very angry at injustice. When you're in love, it takes over your whole life. If you ever decide to be a father, you'll be strict with your kids but unwilling to let them mess up their life.

>>24222945
You like sweet drinks, titties, and the ocean!

>>24222949
You're probably some sort of computer programmer (if not, you'd be good at it) that likes unconventional women. You might have a suicidegirls book somewhere. You are good at making friends and are in your element and a hip coffee shop in a big city, reading a good book.

>>24222953
You have a thing for Asian women. There will be a point in your life where you want to break away from the "machine" of life and build your own house somewhere.

>>24232120
I'll do a long one, since you requested!

You are a complicated thinker. You are at odds with yourself because you're very logical, and yet at the same time open-minded. With that knowledge, it's hard to ever come to a concrete FACTUAL opinion on anything and you're surprised that more naive people are able to believe in things without ever questioning the authenticity of what they're told by others.

You will get to a point in your career where you end up telling people what to do, and they will believe you straight off the bat.

With women, you will often feel alienated because the dichotomy of being a separate person with judgments, and completely understanding them will make it hard to trust that your heart won't be broken. For example, you feel love deeply and believe in a lifetime commitment, but cannot shake off in the back of your mind that humans are not completely made to be monogamous.

If you meet a woman who shares a goal with you outside of just "Happiness in a relationship," You will find that you're able to trust your heart with her more. You might have fallen for a girl at work before because of this.

You basically have Spock-like analyzing skills for both yourself and others that won't go away.

>>24232210
I'd say thats pretty fucking accurate. I really enjoyed reading that. Thank you so much

>>24232210

What's his dick size, shoe size, and blood type?

>>24232225
Haha why not...

Blood type A, Shoe size 12, dick size around 7 inches.

>>24232225
I would be spooked if they got it right
Also astrology sign

>>24232224
You're welcome!

>>24232230
2/3 correct

>>24232171
Relatively close, I do like programming and computers, also unconventional women. I didn't even know suicide girls made books, but I am aware of them. I'm decent at making friends (kind of a slump due to reasons) coffee shops, cities on occassion (one in particular) and love books. Thank you.

>>24232097
You are a positive individual who tries to see good in most things. Hopeless romantic. You have a few out of the norm hobbies. You also like exploring places in cities and not afraid of adventure.

>>24229999
>ugly
Maybe :(
>slut
Not as far as I know :)
>>24231903
Why :P

>>24222338
Nerdy,shy, muscian who likes going out on the town on occasion.

>>24222364
A former punk and now trying to find yourself in the world.

>>24222393
Work out queen, which isn't a bad thing. You like your body and want to maintain it

>>24222411
Bro, but not the douche kind. You watch out for your friends.

>>24222418
Love to vacation and explore other countries. Total art nut.

>>24223216
Soft hearted, caring person who like to cosplay and shy on occasion.

>>24228672
Non pushy vegetarian, you are friendly and caring, but are stand offish when meeting new people.

>>24228992
Stoner, but you make it work. Going to college for something in medical field.

>>24229438
A queen in the bedroom, likes to roleplay and cosplay. Outgoing and bubbly, but sexy without trying.

>>24231811
You hate your job and it's only temporary til you are done with school. You like video games and have a nice gf.

>>24232033
You are the rock in your friendships, you dress sexy and love going to the club and having a few drinks. You have a killer wardrobe.

>>24232120
Finnish, or Norwegian. You like the snow. You love to cook and you always have a backpack with a book or two in it.

>>24222338
You smoke a lot of weed and you're a mega slut who's empty inside

>>24222610
I'd bang you. You would reciprocate this

>>24231903
> taking pictures on a boat that your dad bought
Fair enough, but my dad doesn't own it an elderly Jewish couple do, I just work for them no relation whatsoever kek

>>24222949
>>24232097
I'd like to hear a in depth one as well if possible :)

>>24231924
I assume your life is very much like Roy's from The IT Crowd
>>24231903
on the autism spectrum
>>24231811
You are or were at one point a drug dealer.
>>24231847
You used to be into MLP

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assume the things

>>24233592

i assume u want a bf?

>>24233593
maybe

>>24231976

hi im john and i hate every one of you fucks

>>24232033

sassy

>>24232097

some kind of healthcare professional

>>24232120

let's go get some coffee lol

>>24230734

an angry person

>>24231811

hate this job

>>24231847

GORGOROTH, OPETH, BURZUM

>>24222393
gosh, you're cute.
shy, dirty mind.

>>24228193
daydreams about getting double teamed by two large negroes

>>24228672
show your ears you sexy elf

>>24229651
you know.. i made some comments about the gap between your tits in a previopus thread, but i have to say that you are very hot - like, 9/10. you look better in color than black & white

>>24230034
likes mexican guys

>>24233592
wants the white dick

>>24233630
Not want the skin colour matter

>>24233648
you mean you'd let a nigger defile you?

>>24233651
What? Sorry english is not my primary

>>24233656

He's being an asshole, like everyone on 4chan. I hate this place.

>>24233656
>>24233592
I assume you're using Google translate or similar...

>>24222610
Trap
>>24222760
Happy-go-lucky and fun to be around and quirky sense of style, also I love your shoes! (:
>>24222791
Used to be fat
>>24222855
Really lonely
>>24222867
Can't tell if lesbian or prepubescent boy
>>24222953
Knows a guy that sells drugs, funny person
>>24223216
God just clean that sink man
>>24226331
Bro
>>24226445
Snapchat hoe
>>24228672
Beautiful creature with no soul
>>24229350
Faggot
>>24229368
Greasy, shower only when necessary
>>24231811
Wish I had your job
>>24231903
Still lives with parents
>>24231924
Ha-ha I hate myself
>>24231976
You're a gay makeup artist
>>24231924
Ok

>>24233656
this guy >>24233659 is correct - sorry
anyway, you're cute as fuck.
i assume you want to come to america and be my wife

>>24233630
This is like the 10th time I've heard that >:C

>>24232330
you just seem like you have no time for memes

>>24233745
you look like a mudshark

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>>24233685

you're wrong about me, I shower every day

>>24233756
I've plenty of time for everything and yet I'm wasting it on here haha
>>24233786
Had to look that up :P But no, I'm not :)

>>24233934
you should post a different picture.
you seem like you're cute, but i think that one picture is kinda unflattering

>>24234005
I post a couple different pictures :)
I usually start with this one though, it's the picture I like most
Why is it unflattering? :(

>>24233630
good comments, bad comments? I don't like that gap

>>24233902
Sorry your pics say otherwise :/ stay strong tho

>>24234115
post some more cleavage pics.
can you just get a bra that will squash your tits together?
you're really quite attarctive

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>>24234138
this is best I can do with a bra. but being naked is what I don't like, you can't get a bra to fix it then

>>24234318
Your hair *-*

>>24234318
lets see 'em.
post a pic without your face or something

>>24232574
woah

>>24222338
No idea what you're actually like as a human being, but probably on first impression you come across as very aggressive or intimidating

>>24222393
you like the thrill of surprising people in the bedroom with your dick instead of telling them beforehand

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>tfw everybody skipped me

>>24235034
neither of those pictures are actually you tho

>>24235043
the one with the greenscreen is me.

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never done this

>>24234138
>>24233786
>>24233691

God you're one pathetic faggot, and even if someone doesn't like niggadick that doesn't mean they'd lay with your butthurt pasty ass, jesu go be thirsty somewhere else please.

>>24236046
You like to eat out a lot, and have a few beers

>>24236217
you mad? you seem mad.

>>24236894
you're cute af

>>24236894
MOAR!

>>24234318
Holy shit. You're incredibly attractive.

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Meh

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>>24239003
Lol I bet you're a silver baddie amirite xd

>>24236894
Fishtail braids is the best hairstyle aside from a bobcut a girl can have

>>24236046
You canadian?

>>24236030
I can see you either being really short or kinda tall. If you're short I think you'd be into music and play guitar, if you're tall then I get more of a stoner vibe

>>24234318
smooth skin

>>24233902
I'm sorry for you, having to rely on FedEx when UPS is superior in every way

>>24233596
Irish aintcha bud

>>24233592
8/10 gender fluids

>>24233590
u act hard but u aint and literally everybody knows it

>>24232120
Your dad wants you to take over the pub but instead ya went to college to become a city slicker, but really u wanted to take over the pub but were to embarrassed over not being strong enough

My computer screen makes me look like like a fukn ghost lel

>>24239135
those aren't fishtail braids tho, those are normal braids

>>24239195
i know nothing about hair other than that braids on both sides of head are nice

>>24239135
Unfortunately I am silver. Don't get a lot of time to play

hot af

>>24239244
If I start playing again I'll probably be silver for the same reason