New Tinder general

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I've been having decent luck (even had a few girls message me first about harambe wtf), but any suggestions?

>>24197421
Tinder is cancer. There are so many fake profiles its just fucking cancer now.

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>>24197982
Stole your Harambe line. I've been having no luck at all.

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>Almost 700 matches
>Not one date/hookup yet

It's probably my fault right?

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I was getting matches pretty consistently, then stopped all of sudden.

Help me figure this shit out.

Also profile tips welcome.

>>24198069

You look like a downy, open your eyes more and stop talking about India.

>>24198081
A lot of girls asked me about india when they matched with me

Thats the only reason i keep it

>>24198058
Fuck. I have 2 and one is just my friend that gave me a pity like plz kill me.

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>>24198108

To make Tinder work as a man you need to be:

>Attractive
>Fit
>Not autistic
>You need to be witty
>You need to be assertive
>Not be a narcissistic fuccboi (shirtless ab picture, dressing like a tough guy for a profile photo)

Simple as that, I don't even go to college and make it work.

>>24198136
>shitskin confirmed

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>>24198179

Stay wrong and handhold less wizard

>>24198207
>disgusting fingers and nails
>autism core watch

keep being proud :^)

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What should I put as my bio? I had a funny quote before but removed it alltoghether a while ago.

Also should I link my instagram? I'm a /p/ fag so it's mostly just my photographic work.

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Been swipping consistently for a few weeks and have accumulated a pretty good size of matchs but I feel like I hit a wall when it comes to meeting, just seems like my success rate is really low to my match ratio, what am I saying wrong? I've noticed that most of my matches have been 6 or 7's, a lot of Asians and girls in not too attracted to in general. Is this for everyone in California or just me?

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is it worth making a facebook just for tindering

like i'd have no friends or pics on there

how does this work

>>24198604
I dont have a facebook (or friends or social life) at all if that wasnt clear


I have money though

>>24198604
>>24198610
That's not really the way tinder works dude, its really based on first impressions i.e. Your relative attractiveness which it doesn't really seem like you got. Pictures really matter for guys so if you don't have that tinder isn't the best your you. If you can find a way to incorporate your money or rich lifestyle (if that's even true) into your pictures you might have a chance but its pretty straight forward. You find someone attractive you swipe right, if someone finds you attractive they swipe right and you match. Not muh too it.

>>24198643

I dont know the details m8, does it only let you pick from pics off your facebook and does it tell them how many friends you have or what

I think i could manage to get a few ok pics to lure an unsuspecting lady in

>>24198657
Get over yourself and your crippling anxiety m8. Yes you need a Facebook. No it don't show how many friends you have. You can upload pics from your camera roll. Just fucking try the app you autist just keep in mind no one gives a shit if you do or not.

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Recommendations?

>>24198748
where to begin... delete everything

>>24198802
That bad?

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So far since starting this a couple days ago I've gotten 3 matches and 1 number. Only a few 6/10 and ups I've seen within 50 miles, though. This is supposed to be a university town for god's sake.

>>24198878
it's a nice idea to not define yourself with such specific details that people still have a little mystery. tough to figure out what works but I don't like to tell too much. and the list format is too artificial. just write

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Am i doing alright?

>>24198748
1. Your school goes in the school section, not your bio. That's why there's a "school" tab.
2. Nobody cares what you're doing next spring. You're not doing it now, so it's irrelevant.
3. Why would you tell girls that you're king of the manlets? If you're under 6 foot, leave it out of your bio.
4. Saying you're funny then immediately saying you don't know if you are is not going to attract anyone. If you actually were funny you wouldn't have to say it, you'd just be funny. Also comparing yourself to an ugly Jew isn't going to help your chances.
5. The sports are fine, but you really should have pictures of these instead (maybe you do).

tl;dr back to the drawing board bub

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help

>>24199214
You look like a baller dude. Fucking jealoua of you foreign dudes getting blessed aesthetically and height.

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No matches. Granted my profile is only a day old but still. Are my pictures shit ?

>chat with guy on grinder
>get on email
>after a bit more, sends me a pic of napping with crystals, mostly pink quartz, and some other bullshit in the background
>I respond "LOL!"
>he says "Oh"
>never hear from him again

>>24199411
Thx man

How common is it to put down your occupation?

>>24198931
military should not procreate, so leave everything as is

>>24199214
dyel/10
if you ever reach 1pl8 ohp, you will be a god among men

>>24199513
make your 4th picture your main.

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>>24201121
Used to lift, but school got in the way. Started taking adderall and lost all gains pretty much. But i got str8 A;s, so yeah. Will start lifting soon tho.

>tfw got herpes from tinder

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Where do I go from here?

This chick's been going back and forth with me on and off for the last couple weeks, don't wanna sound like a creeper.

tinder is shit in italy, i'm handsome and still no pussy game. I hit more when i walk randomly on the streets

>>24201921
"You know, the best massages start on a soft spot behind your neck... With two hands slowly moving to your shoulders and on your back, slowly going down ;) "

something like that, i do massages to girls a lot of time and they get wet just with that

>>24201921
is that an invitation?

then post results

>>24198260
Any input? ;__;

>>24201936
that is the cringiest shit ive ever heard

>>24201943
>virgin boy
it's cringe if you are an ugly bastard. You can't discuss the master italian way of getting pussy

>>24201950
>italian
explains why you are retarded what you said only works on a girl who already knows you and is interested in you

>>24199214
You might not wanna say that you're insane, m8 -- for women, it will either come across as edgy or scary

>>24201957
not true, girls i literally met withing 5 mins agreed on getting a massage

>>24201940

That's what I was wondering. That was ta like 2 AM right before I fell asleep.

Woke up to those messages this morning.

Man, women is a trip, Uncle Funkle.

>>24201936

Was thinking of something like this tbqh, but maybe not quite so aggressive.

>>24201970
that sentence you wrote is cringy as fuck and the smiley face at the end truly tops off the retardation

>>24201921
Don't listen to this faggot >>24201936 just say "I can help you out with that" or something -- keep it simple.

Why don't people post their URLs more often instead?
https://www.gotinder.com/@dennis_tinder

Kek I'm actually getting good results with this opener:
>spotted the hottie of the day!
>girl either ignores me or responds flattered
>"oops wrong chat"
>girl answers flustered
>jking I think you're very cute!

>>24202000

It's 4chan m8, makes it too easy to dox people and get spammed with dumb shit.

It's not such a problem now, but back in the bad old days you would get your shit pushed in by endless waves of /b/tards and script kiddies as soon as you posted any identifying info.

>>24202007
But how's it different from posting screenshots?

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>>24201173
>did this
>moments later literal 10/10 matched me

FUGGGG THANK YOU ANON

>>24202018

You can edit out info on screenshots and it makes it harder to actually get directly to your profile.

Like I said, old 4chan was scary good at doxxing people and didn't give a fuck if they ruined your life.

It's where the whole HACKERS ON STEROIDS meme comes from. Back in the day you had to be hella paranoid and redact everything if you posted anything even remotely personal.

It's nowhere near as bad now but there's definitely still those people around.

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>>24202031
>perfect 10 matched me
We'll need to see some proof, anon

>>24202036
So you can redact your name and age in screenshots? Big deal.

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>>24202037
Ayyy lmao

What do I say bros

>>24202058

Like I said, back in the day there were some real Mr. Robot motherfuckers on here that lived to hack into peoples accounts and ruin their lives just for shits and giggles.

It's not so prevalent anymore but direct profile links were like gold to those people.

>>24202059
1. It's probably fake, because I've seen the line about the knife before.
2. If legit: "English, sarcasm, and bullshit" is a really bad sign that she's a self-entitled smartass who would be extremely annoying.
3. That pic probably bumps her from a 6 to a 9.

That said, if it's not bogus AF, congrats.

>>24201963
I see what your saying, but the swedish translation for insane sounds alot milder, a better translation would be "crazy" or "wild".

>>24201999
this

>>24201999

Did this, hopefully it works out.

>>24202079
i know you swedes are autistic as hell so ill let you know its probably alot better that you let them find you interesting rather than telling them that you are interesting

in short remove that interesting part

>>24202079
Well in that case, it's not so bad.

#2 should be your main pic, btw

>>24202091
I agree with this guy, your bio sounds kinda autistic. But I have no idea what kind of bio's girls like though.

Can y'all see my profile by following this link? I can't really test it effectively with my own profile.
https://www.gotinder.com/@dennis_tinder

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Being a Nigerian on tinder can be rough at times.

It got better when I turned 20 tho

>>24202270
When did Nigeria get so white?

>>24202270

Yeah 570 matches with 65 you haven't even clicked on. You definitely are having a hard time. All those girls probably want the bbc anyway so you should have it easy

>>24202312
>>24202337
hes trolling you idiots the only place its 3:58pm its in the ocean so unless that nigger is swimmin to the states right now it aint real

>>24202312
>>24202455

>what is diaspora?

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My bio is shit and I don't have any good pics without friends

>>24202482
>diaspora
sorry i didnt know there were massive groups of niggers who became aquatic and now live at the bottom of the atlantic

>>24202561
take a new picture

>>24202658
Whew lad you seem triggered.

Sucks to be ugly I guess.

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how bad is it

>>24202663
Ight what about this bio. What are things I should mention.

>>24202694
What the fuck is that last sentence.

>>24202667
being ugly you can improve. cant change nigger

>>24202658
I'm fucking dead

>>24202658
Damn nigga calm down, you were wrong get over it.

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>>24202142
>>24202091
>>24202108

This is what i have so far. I think a bit of humor is needed to create trust, since im looking sorta aggressive.


Im indeed autistic in most ways, trying to better myself tho.

So I'll give an update...

No tinder matches in a week. Been getting a lot of the same profiles each time, so pretty sure shit is bugged. Going to recreate in the next two days.

Hot itallian chick went away. Considering the amoint of making out on our date, I'm relatively sure she has a boyfriend.

Black bumble chick has been awol for a week, but I think it's larhely due to a play shes in going public this week. I'll give it time, give her a ring on the weekend if I dont hear from her.

Ive seen a girl from Reddit three times in the past two weeks. She's a 4 or 5, bit is a nerd, cosplayer, and female neckbeard. So shes either going to be a freak or nuts. I'm willing to find out.

Matched with an older redhead on bumble today (I'm 32, shes 39). See if that goes anywhere.

As a general note... One month into tinder after being seperated and divorved for almost a year. No, i havnt had a ton of success, but after a 10 year relationship its teally helped me to get back into the groove. I notice more woman checking me out in public, and am more obvious when I do it. I was making obvious eyes with a cutie in a blue dress (who admittedly could have been anywhere from 25 down to jailbait) on the tube. It was enough that I debated trting something, but she waa clearly with family. Still, after I got off the train I have her a smile and a nod through the window and she grinned.

So im not doing great, buy im doing better.

>>24202809
Why would I need to fix being "nigger" when I effortlessly black your women?

Face it. You lost the genetic lottery LMAO.

>>24202142

>But I have no idea what kind of bio's girls like though.

Short and sweet seems to work.

Also mention your height if you're above 6'1

>>24202921
I think you're a good looking guy, and you're probably you're own worst enemy....

2nd pic looks creepy. 1st pic looks good. 3rd is decent, depending on what swedish girls like.

>>24202922
Keep up the good work anon. Don't stop believing

>>24202954
Yeah, grew up ugly and semi-fat, on top of that i was bullied and had no friends. The outcome is that im socially retarded. Im trying to get better, and have gotten ALOT better than i was, but there is still a long way to go.

Thanks for the information man, really helps.

>>24202796
teach me to draw and ill do anything to get you off. i should just change it to eat your ass or something like that, i mean its what id be getting at anyways.

How much of Tinder is bots now? Is it worth making a profile if I live in NYC?

hi anonymous

I just download the tinder app on a campimg trip it is late and I don't have any flammable
tinder won't work if I bring my phone close to fir3 and it doesn't give me any help.ful tips

H3lo?

>>24204651

maybe neck urself

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Tell me how shit it is senpai I know I need pictures with friends and my hairline sucks what else?
I've gotten laid with exactly 1 girl 2 months ago using these pictures but that's it
Last line is "show me your tats :]"

Can people see my profile or not? I haven't gotten an answer.
https://www.gotinder.com/@dennis_tinder

>>24204333
I intended for that question to be more rhetorical, less literal. I didn't expect you to transcribe what I could read right in the image.

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My convo has hit a stalemate... Did I go too sexual, too soon?

1/6

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>>24204943

2/6

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>>24204948

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>>24204953

4/6

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>>24204959

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>>24204963


6/6

And she hasn't responded since.

>>24204970
You tried bro I felt it getting worse as it went on

>>24204970
There's always a chance but hey, maybe went in too hard too quick, make them feel like you don't give a fuck.

>>24204979
>>24204983

Ah well, fuck. My dick talks too much.

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Had it for a week
Only got dates with 2 fatties
What am i doing wrong?

>>24205035
Fatties, don't be worried about them, good practice bud

What is the basics for what kind of pictures you should put up and what you should put in your bio.

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Hey, /soc/. I'm in a bit of a grind, I made a tinder profile but I have no idea what to write for my bio. I'm also pretty overweight atm, (working on it) the only pics I have are from me at different weights, my main is a recent picture. Got any advice for what I could write for my profile? I don't drink or smoke and going out at night isn't what I'm into. I was thinking either using this ( then finishing it somehow) for my bio or something. I fear I'd come off boring though. Help?

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R8 pls
Bio is basically "I swear I look older IRL. We can talk about Cinema and then go drink something"

Not really effective, about 3-4 matches per week, and they stop talking pretty quickly

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Had a few matches then I updated my profile and since then, nothing! What have I done?!

>>24205786
>that tattoo

kek

>>24205831
"no ragrets"

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I'm kind of bored with tinder now, where in America should I spoof my location to? I'm black btw

>>24199513

You look like a younger, happier Jacob Bannon

>>24202059

That's an 8 and also a fake profile. Stay virgin

>>24206665
Dude, you, seem, like, a, massive, faggot.

>>24206672
That's not good grammar.

>>24206686
Whats wrong, with it!

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Hi Anon,
Looking for good advice for my profil since don't want to sounds like a retard. Am I doing right ?

>>24206855
make your fourth your main

>>24206900
Same advice as the one you get , let's try this :)

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>>24204886
>https://www.gotinder.com/@dennis_tinder
Not your profile. Only first pic.

Sounds like a stupid question but is it bad to always try and discuss interests with people who are trying to be serious about being in a relationship? Seems like no matter who I talk about things we appear to mutually enjoy to isn't as into the discussion as I am (short replies, long intervals in between messages, etc.). Could it be how I start the conversation? Maybe even lack of subtle compliments?

I have never used tinder before, can people on tinder see my Facebook? And if I have a girlfriend can I use tinder to hook up a 3 way?

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Anything I should change?

>>24207401
No. Yes.

Help anyone! I downloaded tinder and It does not detect other people, what is wrong? It just keeps searching

>>24207440
Thanks

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>>24197421
>>24197983
You mean the nsafinder and nsachill bots? Seems like every female I matched with was a bit.

>>24207767
I'd friendzone that neckbeard. He seems useful.

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HELP

>>24202059
lmao i swiped left on this bitch, dont fuck with basic hoes from saint mary's 925 bro

>>24207432
just uninstall senpai

>>24207977
Advice for me?

>>24207946
All I can say is lose gym pic, and maybe use 3 or 6 as a profile pic

>>24207432
change everything. Put new picures and delete your bio

>>24207432
>monotone, stoic, and mostly quiet
Gee, anon, don't oversell yourself. Lol

Change everything about the description, dumbfuck; it sounds utterly juvenile.

>>24207767
You might wanna add something a bit more interesting than "I do computer stuff". Or something humerous, I dunno.

>>24207946
>memes
>let's get shwify
I really hate the term "normie", and people who use it are usually bitter, virgin autists, but you are pretty much the epitome of a fucking normie.

I can only imagine how excruciating it would be to attempt to maintain a conversation with you.

>>24208396
*humorous
Heh

>>24208061
idk what kind of chicks do it for you, she jus a lil basic for my tastes.
i typically go for more arty type girls but do u

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I have some pretty good luck on tinder. Can usually get a number/date. Just not getting as many matches here of late. Open to suggestions & advice

>>24207946
You're very attractive, good eyes, groomed beard.

Crop friend out of pic 2 girls want you to have hot friends, just like you want them to have hot friends. Maybe use it as main? Lighting is very good.

Use cat pic as pic 2 to quickly contrast your stoic face and show you smile every now and then.

Pic 6 looks uncomfortable.

Gym pic is pushing it. You're not built enough to try and show off that you work out.

Your Kmart security job sounds super lame, don't mention it in bio. Be more specific about "sports"
Backgammon: boring.
Memes: very niche interest
Shifty: wtf?

Bio needs more interest, and better humor.

Again, YOU ARE HANDSOME use that to your advantage

>>24205035
Try an army uniform pic instead of basic army shirt.
Pics 5 and 4 are solid.
Watch out for the underlying in face pics literally drags you down 2 points/10

Egineer: boring.
Outdoors and good restaurants: so does everyone else, boring.

Add interest, add humor

>>24205786
Replace photo #6 with you wearing a fedora and showing off your katana collection. Remove all words from your bio and only use emojis.

>>24207432
You need photos that aren't selfies. Have a friend take some of you doing stuff you like. Get rid of the picture of the hat and replace it with you wearing it somewhere instead.
Also you bio is fucking awful. Delete everything (except maybe the quote at the end) and write something that isn't neckbeard-tier and self-deprecating.

>>24207767
Start dieting and go to the gym.

>>24207946
Try switching photos #3 and #1, or replace #1 with something else as its the worst.

>>24208538
You should delete everything except photos #3 and #4 unless you're trying to match with other guys, in which case you should get rid of photos #1 and #2. Also, I can't quite tell because they're low res, but if you're gaussian blurring your skin in any of your photos you should stop.
You should also trim a lot out of your bio, regardless of whether you're homo or hetero

>>24205265
Pic 1 is good.
Pic 2 hair looks awful
Pic 3 seems like maybe you're trying to work out and lose that weight?

If so, mention that you've gotten into diet and excercising. Say your looking for a workout partner etc. Etc.
Go on healthy eating/work out dates with a girl who's trying to do the same, be her motivator, she'll become attached QUICK

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I've found that my success/matches per week went up significantly since changing my profile and pics in the last week since I've been in California

Anything to add/remove? I seem to get a range of normie/Stacy girls to weird meme fucks.

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>>24209159
I really am sick of the meme shit but whatever it seems to work kind of?

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Got 500 matches and 46 to check and lots of you are handsome. What do? Are they sarcastic?

>>24209296
WHERE DO YOU LIVE

>>24209159
I'd keep 1 (good main pic) & 4 but not big fans of the others
2 seems dorky & 6 won't help can only hurt

I mean if the memey description works then... good but I'd trim it down a bit.

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>>24209375
Italian on a NYC trip also give me tips

>>24209404

Lose the MAGA hat pic. NYC is liberal as fuck and unless people know you're being ironic, it's an immediate red flag.

Other pics are good, maybe make the #2 cat one as your main instead of what you have now.

>>24204970
This is unsolicited advice, but if I were you, I would've gone with something like "I'd much rather show then tell. When can I get a trial run?" or some shit like that. I feel like you laid your cards on the table too soon, and as a nervous guy I never show my hand before she does. Sometimes that doesn't work out so well, but keeping the tension high seems to be a good thing. Good luck, man.

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>>24197421
I have no idea how this app works 1/2

Tell me, how do I optimize my shit for maximum swipage

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>>24210346
2/2 my profile
I think it's upbeat and quirky enough to gather some attention

>no matches in over one month

where did it go so wrong

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Am I fucking this up somehow? Been using this shit for months, have changed this around a couple of times and still not getting matches. Maybe my area's shit, or more likely Im just shit.

>>24210371
bro the only good pic is number 6 and your piercing look like you got food shit on your mouth and i would never ever approach you even for a kiss on your cheek if i were a woman, also change that fucking hair cut you look like a 70s pedo

>>24210346
that's bait right guys? he cant be serious right?
dude you are FAT. You are like a big sack of shit and self pity. You are like the failure of human evolution. Uninstall, get a gym membership, lose that fucking shit you have on your body and get real. Drop that cartoon shit and get real fucking nerd loser

>>24210553

thank bro, at least its some sort of advice

>>24198260
Your profile sucks, almost ironically hipster minimalist bad photographer artist poser cliché

Its like taking babbys first dslr and doing a mirror selfie shot

Screams boring, non-creative to me

Nuke it all and start over eith better pics that shows "fun people skills"

>>24210371
Take better quality photos, change up your style too, your angles don't help your hair too. Take photos of you in action, and much, much better lighting will help.

>>24210583

Im not good a photos obviously, and the whole hair thing, Iv always had long hair. I only cut it at the start of the year while going through a bit of a crisis, so growing it out again.

>>24210594
Its not that, the angles look like you have a bad receding hairline, but looking at #6, you can make it look better.

>>24210597

I do have a receding hair line. Hell Im pretty much 30. Not much I can do about it.

>>24210603
god damn dude you are 30, get rid of the fucking piercing, you are not gonna get the "hipster" pussy and or any kind of pussy, you dont look like the right guy to put this shit on. I believe you work right? Spend some money on clothes and look like you are rich, get shirts, a nice suit, a watch, get a nice haircut (keep them long if you want) but change that drug addict look you wanna pull, you aren't going to fool anyone. You have the good guy face not the pot smoker face, it's like watching a banker with piercings if you catch what i'm trying to say

>>24210628

I get you completely. The piercings do get interest in the type of girls I like, unfortunately its just not local. But sure, I know for my age they arnt really appropriate. I kinda feel good about you not thinking I looked at old as I am though.

>>24210634
Damn you're cringy as fucko

I can't get past the SMS verification.
Does anyone have any tips?
Can anyone create an account for me?

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been using this app for 3 months, set up 3 dates but all of them flaked on me. Waste of time unless ur 8+/10 Chad. Approaching irl is the only way.

>>24210742
Give me your account. I'm a chad. I'll pound so much puss for you.

>>24210742
>gne gne chad
>gne gne you must be gne gne
get fucked dude , you got 2 fucking mirror pics that smells like desperation from 100000 miles away, dont you have a fucking mom to take a pic for you? fucking sweater shit you look like a bag of mess get real

>>24210771
Why are you so angry dude?

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Rate? Criticisms? Anything I can improve or get rid of? Suggestions?

I get 1 to 3 matches every couple of days or so.

>>24210782
not angry, i'm just amazed that some people get out of school without knowing what is being a loser and what is not. I was bullying kids since i was 8 and after years a lot of them came saying thank you

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Any guys here ever feel horrible after a Tinder hookup?

Went over to a girls place last night, banged for 3+ hours straight, she definitely liked it, and even though it only was my second time, i somehow performed well (measured by the amount of claw marks on my back).

Today however, i feel like shit, and im not sure why, i find this girl attractive, but im not looking for anything more with her, and im not sure if she is or not. For some reason, i just feel ... horrible, even though she clearly liked it, and even though i had fun.
The fuck is wrong with me /soc/, im a sexual person, or at least so i thought, this just felt ... empty

>>24211052
sometimes you just want your little caska snuggling next to you and giving you love

>>24211031
I'd swipe right.

>>24211052
Wanna trade places? I want to fuck bitches and feel empty afterwards

>>24211108

Well, that's great to know!

>>24211052
You feel bad because you're nothing more than a meat dildo.

>>24210555
Ha, get over yourself kid 'cause you're clearly on the wrong website. The fuck are you doing on a Chinese picture board if you're gonna decry nerd stuff?

>>24211389
Get over yourself. It's not 2007, 4chan isn't 'muh secret club' any more. You're on the most normie board of this entire website.

Do you really want to know how to get lots of swipes? Do exactly what the other anon told you. Go to the gym, take a bath once in awhile, and drop the permavirgin-tier shit you wrote in your bio.

>>24211226
Nah, i feel bad cause i dont like her besides her looks, and i feel she is looking for something more then just a ons, im not, or at least not with her

>>24211139
Sure, il throw in some crushing guilt as well

>>24211077
Yeah ... im not sure why im even on here, i just want someone i can relate to, feel close to, or someone i can fool around with

I can already tell this girl is clingy, and i dont want that

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This is my profile. I get a decent number of matches but very few actual replies. I guess I just suck at opening?

>>24211416
>You're on the most normie board of this entire website.

more like on the most reddit-tier board with autistic threads where the most boring people on the internet post shitty selfies and write what they would to each other despite living in the other side of the world. outside camwhore threads this board is cancer

>>24211389
the fuck you doing outside of your hugbox for autistic virgin retards nerd then trying to find a girl posting the same thing a fucktard crippled fucking sonic dolls would write? are you really thinking it's cool? I bet you think you are smart and quirky or whatever bullshit you tell yourself when you go to sleep crying cause you are a fat ass and can't even remove your socks without laying on the bed

>>24211592
you might look better than him but it doesnt stop you from being a sperging autist

>tfw so cute everyone messages me first ^_^

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Thinking of adding this pic to my roster, is it good enough as a first pic, or should i keep it in 2 place as the plan currently is

>>24207946
You have to get matches.. Whats the issue?

FeelID for 3somes is better than tinder....Just saying.

>>24202922
Some small updates.

So the black chick got back to me today, but was being kinda weird and nontalkative. I get that she didnt even read my messages for 9 days just has me figuring that I need to wait and see.

After 10 years in a relationship, I'm really having to retrain how I deal with women. Im used to being able to be open, which can obviously get out of hand when talking to people you barely know.

Picknick girl made a comment today that kinda offended me, especially since im unarguably better looking. Makes me debate cutting her loose.

>>24212083
Heath is that you?

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i don't know how i'm getting laid but i am

>>24212785
i like your first fit

how old are you?

>>24212785

It's literally because you're a girl. Not to be a dick but girls have it so easy.

>>24212785
Your a woman, just put F on your profile with no pictures and you will get results you whore

>>24212796
19
>>24212816
that's fair, dude. i'm tempted to see how far i can push it but i got into a month long relationship from tinder after being open in my fucking PROFILE about being in mental health treatment at one point.

>>24198931
Hey Devildog!
Your making us Marines look like tools

>>24198931
I thought you were supposed to be more covert about your government jorb? The army personnel I know always avoid mentioning it.

Any tips for guy photos? And general profile tips?

>>24213790
Dont be cringy lol

>>24213996
That was one of the fist things I thought of myself

>>24211508
>>24211508
Too many staged shots like portraits @ 1 2 and 3 (also delete 3 and 2, bad and boring). It shows only you forcing a smile. All i want to see is people in their natural zone, candid shots, of you laughing like dork genuinely or just having fun. Those type of pics energize me and make you seem confidently attractive. Ask your friends, " hey can you do me a favor, take candid shots of me when i dont notice" or just ask for their photos on their phone when they snap thier group shots. That way you'l find some good photos

Remember, if you wanna hook up, be fun looking even if dorky bee yourself (if youre cringy and ugly, use that as yor before and after pics for when you better yourself)

>>24201971
You dumbass. He's saying to text her that.

>>24198931

>it's an airwinger trying to be tacticool high-speed pipe hitter episode

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Need pictures with other people than family but it's some catch-22 shit... Bad right?

>>24202921
i found this hilarious for some reason, might steal it after i finish testing my current one))

>>24198535
who else you got on there?

>>24205035
you are doing wrong by being in the military

>>24211052
it may be purely physical reaction, try some more to check out
some people are like that, small depression after sex every time

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I added my Instagram to mine so I could show my pictures. Do I seem like a vapid female or goofy?

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>>24210634
maybe its cuz im high but this makes me sad :(

What's a good opening line if they didn't put anything in their profile?
Nothing cheesy, something legit

>>24215058
Well that 2nd pic makes you look like a whore (no offence) but it'll get you more matches I guess

>>24215328
>(no offence)

fucking faggot normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE FAGGOT

>>24215058
Remove the "white women" comment. Dont mention race, makes you come off like a aggressive thug bitch.

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Been on tinder for a little while, got no matches yet. gf broke up with me couple months ago and just looking for some dates. Pretty beta and socially inept. Any help?

>>24216169

The pimple thing on your nose isn't helping. Your bio kinda sucks mentioning being a nerd. While there are cool nerdy girls, you aren't getting them. The last sentence isn't really needed. Your pics aren't that good either. They're varied in what you're doing, but 3 pics at the same angle is kinda lame.

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>>24216169
>>24216238
Revamped the bio, maybe made it a little less beta sounding and shorter. Working on getting the pimple thing on my nose removed. Have a dermatologist appointment soon. Changed up the pics a little bit but not really a picture person. Any tips on better pictures?

>>24215328
>no offence

If I find out that you can't spell simple words like that I dont care what my thirst level is. I'm not going to fuck you.

>>24198058
You spread yourself too thin. Unmatch girls you wouldn't fuck. Message everyone you would fuck and unmatch girls that don't respond in a couple days. You're not on there to make tinder penpals, they won't miraculously message you one day looking to fuck. It's a very instantaneous thing. If you don't get their snapchat, kik etc in the first couple days move on.

>>24215058
less vapid than about 90% of the women on tinder, that choker thing is pretty basic tho its the only picture you look attractive

>>24204970
Holy shit, the cringe. You went too far man. You blew your load before you even met her.

That being said, been there done that. Probably why it's so cringe.

>>24216640
I think you'll find that I infant spelt it correctly

>>24216622
Went from beta to boring
Keep only 1345 photo (delete the other two) but to be honest you need new photos. Since you have friends/aquitances who are girls, ask them this nonchalantly, "hey i need some tinder profile pics, can you help me lol" 9/10 girls will laugh but its a pretty much a date. You two or a group of you, will go outside do some fun events together (ice skating, bowling, scenic sunsets,charity events lol), build chemistry, practice puns, exhange tips. Plus it will shatter your veil and make you look super confident and it will be fun moments with your friends as they take pics of you. Use those photos. I like candid photos (similar to ur 3 )

Also boring bio, if we ended up matching, I'll not respond to you

Something short that I remember from one of my asian guy
"Here for the bubble tea dates, the lols, and the spicy make-out sessions"
It was freaking simple, but his smooth opener throughout texting reeled me in and we went out.. Alot

Also rock your long hair, eAch photo should show off a different style. Eccentric fun. Manbuns, side parts, clean and groom slicked back and tied, braided, all sorts of style. We will notice how groom you look... And right now you look dirty and borderline creepy tier (sorry it's the unshaven look i dont like and associate with neckbeards lol)

Infact as a computer engineer, be a sexy engineer. One wngineer guy i went out with was fitted, rode a motorcycle, average height like 5 feet. He was trilling

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I got a 130 matches in two weeks and then they all stopped. Tinder is weird.

>>24214891
Help

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Finally started getting matched again i think i was softbanned.

Any way. Any suggestions?

>>24212785
Hey I matched with you and we talked about stuff

>>24218043
Are you a rich indian/middle eastern doctor or something in his mid 30s? How much do you make lol?

I would keep the 1st and 4th photo, toss the rest and get a couple of good full body shots and better face shots

Your bio sucks, change bio to "i poo in the loo" xd

>>24218112
Lol im 19 and Persian armenian
Will do

wtf

Tinder gave me a notification that a girl superliked me so I went through slowly (I left-swipe almost everyone) to make sure I didn't miss it

Found her and liked her back and matched. I haven't messaged her but she seems kinda cool, maybe I will

But anyway then I went back to swiping left on everyone, and then I saw that someone else superliked me but it was too late and I left swiped before I even noticed that she superliked me

After like a week of no superlikes and then two only a few minutes apart. Wasn't expecting it so I leftswiped her :(

oh well, probably a Stacy lol

>>24218311
Keep 1 (good first photo, hot, would be hotter if your smile with teeth and eyes), delete 2-3... Do you even guitar good? If so link youtube/bandcamp, or put in your bio "match me and ill snap you a personal song ;)" thats how you make girls wet. If you suck at guitar, delete photo and dont bother

Simple humorous? Yea whatever, right now its simple and boring af guy (unattractive)

I kinda feel like giving up. I average 1 match every other day. I'm not being picky. I'm literally liking every single woman who pops up and I still get these results. My pictures were taken by a photographer friend of mine and did solid on the okcupid pic rating site so I know that:

a. I'm not a super model but at least I'm not unappealing
b. My pictures are decent enough to work

80% of the time, my matches don't respond to me (not surprising when women have so much choice) and 20% of the time, I screw up the conversation because I'm a virgin who is still fumbling around trying to learn how flirting works because there's no book on this crap.

The limit Tinder added to likes you can make a day is stupid because it makes it impossible for average men like myself to succeed on the app when I need to like hundreds of women to even get a couple of matches.

I've tried a million different profile texts and none of them have much affect, not surprisingly, since I hear photos are everything on dating apps.

Casual dating as a guy is a hell women cannot come close to comprehending.

>>24216169
WTF is it just me or in pictures 3 and 4 did it fucking change sides??????

>>24214891
Send help

Why is it that I only see 9s and 10s? It's nice eye candy but I know none of them will swipe me right, I'm trying to stay in my league here and it won't even show me any average girls

>>24216662
do you recommend getting their snap/insta or just go in for the number?

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I literally have 0 idea what to say to these girls. I have no problem getting matches, but outside of hey, what's up, or maybe asking some generic question, no idea. I probably have 300+ matches but haven't met up with a single one. The cat joke is just an old one from family guy and I never have a good response when girls ask why... I've gotten a few numbers, but it never translates into anything. How do you do this?

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Dont know what im doing wrong

>>24219086
Everything, you're cringy as fucko right now. Look at each photos, then compare to a Chad profile and ask yourself, will girls find this attractive. Be honest with yourself. Then read your profile, ask yourself, will girls find this attractive? The honest answer is no, but you got potential to look really really good and not like a loser

but right now, everything screams loser dorky business kid who sits in the front alone... while all the frat bros are having shits and giggles in the back with the bros and girls, planning their next fuck bash inviting everyone but you

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She's q;t, how do I open?

>>24205265
here

I don't know if I should even bother keeping tinder, I still have no bio, only matched with a few girls but haven't even had a conversation with any of them, I feel like I have nothing interesting to say. If you don't have game, there's no point. Every girl has hundreds of matches daily, I don't see any of them giving me the time of day past swiping right when there's a hundred guys that know how make them laugh and get them in bed. I'm in my mid twenties and have next to no experience with women. My friends are on there just for sex and meet up with girls all the time. I don't know what to do desu.

>>24219142
Since shes strayan

Are you a koala
Wait for reply
Cuz you got all the koalafications
She giggles say that was cute
Continue convo one more time and say, since youre here for 12 months, ill show you around yhe coolest spots in town, meet me at this famous coffee/tea/gelato place on friday afternoon??
If yes, then sweet get her number. If no, then follow up with a nonchalant to recover: "hmm, lets find a date where we can both work it out... Lets text instead... Number?"

>>24218460
The other pic is of a smile, isnt it good to have one smiley pic?
Liked the idea of sending a personal song but i match a good amount of ugly girls who i would have that work, so ill just put the youtube link

How cute am I if women message me first and double message when I ignore them?

>>24198136
aaaaand the most important
>live in the US, or at least not my shit country, literally the worst tinder-wise and dating-wise in all of 1st country-europe

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Just started tinder this week for the first time.
I have never been on a date.
I chickened out with the girl on the right.
Didnt stand her up or anything. Just gave a bullshit excuse and unmatched.
I have always been a very boring person who spends all day at the computer.
In the past year I have gone from morbidly obese to 20% body fat with a good amount of muscle.
I am faking so hard right now. None of what I say feels natural.

Anyway, how is my game? Do I talk to much. Too many compliments? Too dorky? Any tips.

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>>24197421
Hey people, is being ottermode mandatory for getting easy hook ups on tinder?

Because I've got a good face but I need time to move from skinnyfat to ottermode

>>24220927

How the hell did someone respond to you after you sent 8 messages in a row. Most girls would unmatch or ignore after 2-3 in a row.

You're lucky to be getting matches even though they're a complete waste. Why are you even bothering if you're gonna do that to the girls?

>>24221316
There was an hour gap after "I suddenly have the urge to grow my hair"

and an hour gap after "Ones with cute baristas are a plus"

I just cropped it out :\

>>24198610
You're beating me

>>24221316
Also, I'm not that bad to look at.

>>24221316
I want to go on a date. I just have 0 confidence and 0 experience.

>>24221436

Oh. I'm the same way but I don't get any matches. Not to be racist but I've matched with 3 black girls in a row and I have zero interest in them. I randomly swipe right when I'm bored though.
I've always thought I was fairly attractive but with an average body but tinder and ok cupid have caused me to rethink things. I also only have 2 pics right now so it's definitely not helping lol.

>>24220795
Ireland?

>>24221062
>>24221062
anyone?

>>24221881
>bumble
Has anyone ever tried this app?

I literally just installed both that and tindr. Fucked up on tinder already (swiped the opposite direction for what I assumed and then I figured it out two swipes before I ran out)

>>24222290

I tried it for a week. I only got one match and she didn't message me, so it was a waste.

>>24222344
To be honest I'm just looking for quick dates/hook ups. I am grad age and live in a college town but work in a place with mostly married/dating staff. Is tindr my best bet then?

>>24222357

Probably, but I've had shit luck with everything online (and in real life since I've never actually approached a girl/flirted with one before). I think with bumble putting everything in the girls hands you'd have less opportunity to hook up unless they really want to. I'm basically looking for what you want too.

>>24222382
Yeah - it's rough. Most of my male friends have families (I'm younger) so asking them to be a wingman is weird. I've had luck before (mid 20s and had 10 partners) but now I feel shit out of luck.

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>been running tinder on bluestacks to good result
>find extremely attractive grill I wanna super like
>just leave bluestacks open on her as usual until can Super Like again
>come back later
>tinder somehow went blank
>OK
>close and reopen to just find girl again
>click through everyone until "There's no-one new around you"
>don't find her again
>fuck around with GPS and distances refreshing again and again to try to find her again
>tinder won't fucking bring her up again

Don't you fucking fuck me you shitty app I know you're fucking holding out on me you cunt.

>>24198136
That chick is just a kinky bitch. All of mine have started as being "friends" and have often ended in me getting my dick sucked on a beach.

>>24214891
>>24217186
remove 3 but you look like a tumblr kid so I don't see any reason you aren't pulling mad quirky girls

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Send help

>>24209404
>maga
babbo

>>24221571
I fucking wish, italy

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This is fun. Tinder is fun. How do I get more matches?

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Is it just me or are there not that many ugly/fat girls on tinder?

I mean my standards are scraping the bottom but I'm still getting nothing.

I need guidance.

>>24224788
I think you're getting lucky (or unlucky as the case may be). I've definitely seen some slam whales and uggos

>>24198069

This is what happened to me too. I think basically you're no longer being shown. It's really weird, but if you wait a bit you might see some trickle down. Due to poor programming you're basically not being shown to people.

This only happens if you get matches and keep going regularly. It seems to encourage sporadic use.

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>>24226694
Did I fuck up here? I feel like I could have said something far more witty or assertive. Any tips on what I could have said?

>>24201921
just say "i can help you with that :)"

How do you start a convo when a girl has nothing in her bio and basic pictures

>>24226807
I just say hi or hi there with the hand wave emoji if there's nothing else and almost always get a response

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Anon help me continue
>I know it says bit instead of beat

>>24226882
I got 2nd at the biannual little spoon competition in (town name). I only lost because the judges kept falling asleep.

>>24226694
>>24226703
Seems like you were too eager to make a date, 2bh she'll probably flake if you plan one. That was pretty gay making her promise not to show you how much you suck. Has she even responded since?

>>24227153
Nah, she hasn't. That was pretty gay if you put it like that. What should I have said? I wasn't actually planning to go surfing at that place with her, just being playful. It's too far away.

>>24205035
Maybe try not saluting like a fucking faggot.

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Not really sure why I'm even on tinder. Getting matches is a bit of a fun ego boost, but I often never speak to them, or do for a bit but bitch out when it comes to meeting up.

Met a Canadian girl on Tinder just a couple hours ago, I'm in maine, we're like 5 minutes away. We made plans for the drive in tonight, how do I make a mistake? She's also really french

>>24201936
HAHAHAHA Fucking autistic mate.

>>24208599
Underlying? Mind clarifying?

>>24222395

Well I checked tinder this morning and got unmatched by some girl I matched with months ago. We talked a lot then there wasn't much activity for a couple weeks. She was a chubby ginger, so again nothing special at all.

I just deleted my account. It was depressing as hell using all my likes each day with no matches.

i'm 5'4"
do i have a chance on tinder?

i'm a guy btw

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Fuck tinder I got chlamydia cuz that shit.
First date we went to a bar at the beach and then she sucked my dick in the car and I came in her mouth. Drove back to my place where I proceeded to skull fuck her. She was on her period but I didn't give a fuck was too horny.
I came inside her twice then rolled her on her stomach and fucked her sweet ass and came twice in there too.
It was fun but not worth the fucking chlamydia she ended up giving me.
I infected two of my fuck buddies before I found out and it took like a month to recover because we kept fucking around. Never saw that snapchat bitch but she still keeps hitting me up.
Pic related it's the slut

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Is this alright fellas?

I think I might get rid of that self depreciating shit though

>>24219086
>I also love that dank

just stop with that DUDE WEED shit man, I dont let them know I smoke unless im certain they do to

>>24214891
i would say get rid of 3, 4 and 5 and make 6 your main one
i would cuddle you

>>24197421
Guys i need your help. I don't know how to really start a conversation... I have like 20 shared interests with the girl. We like the same bands and the same video games.

So here is my first message :

Hello [qtname] we seems to share a lot of hobbies. Aren't you kind of a geek?

Her anwer :

Ahahah ^^ ! Maybe.

So yeah... basicly i don't know what to respond.

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I'm just getting back in the tinder game , my success is pretty few and far between could and will use all advice

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Thoughts, comments, suggestions? I posted in the last thread but it 404'd before I could read the responses... oops!

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Roast me lads

>>24227253
chill out on the emojis, especially the monkey girls cringe at guys who use it

>>24228425
Depends on the photos/which guy you are. Good humor, might steal the minute rice line.

>>24229106
Make 3 main, drop 1, 2 and 5, get more pictures.

>>24229395
Not bad/10, interesting stuff about planes. Need more pictures of you being social or with friends etc.

>>24229451
>>24229395

Thanks man. The problem I have is that all my friends are chicks... not sure if that works to my advantage?

For you I'd say drop 4 & 5. The weird faces never worked for me... but I'm not a chick so take that with a grain of salt.

>>24229487
it is an advantage in my opinion, shows you don't just spaghetti everywhere when you're around a girl, also suggests a wide social circle. Even if you're in a doubt and a match gets jealous, they're your cousins.

The cunt on the far left in both 4+5 is my friend, I'm on the right in each. Unless you think my face is weird kek.

>>24229507
I think your friend, the cunt, may be weighing you down lol. He's the more prominent face in the pics.

>>24229523
Cheers senpai, I'm off on holiday at the start of September so I'll bin those pictures and replace them.
Surprised you need help man you look like THE Chad.

>>24229533
I've noticed it's a lot about where you are. I wen't to Dallas for 4 days and had over 100 smokin matches... and then I come home to Tampa and may get two decent matches a week. I don't get it, but it's life.

>>24229559
well I'm going to a huge party resort in Spain so hopefully I could get laid without tinder, but at least the pictures will give me some hometown advantage.

>>24229571
Best of luck senior! That's the extent of my Spanish!

>>24228330

Nigga
Its 2, 2!, pills
Get over your shit, when you get gonnorhea of the ass that is resistant to drugs then you can whine.

What if I have no group pics and all my pics are outfits and selfies
I'm a guy and I have no freinds plz help

>>24230025
You act like the world is battling against you... why is it you don't have friends? Did you just move? Are you not outgoing? Do you smell bad? I don't say this to be a douche but women are often turned off by the same things friends are. Take some time to build up a group of friends. Until then, you'll be fine without the friends pictures... just post something of you doing something you enjoy.

>>24198058
NIHGA have you asked Any of them out seriously? Like take control and be tell them hey, let's do this at this time. If they make an excuse, unmatch they're not interested. None of this "a-are you free this week" shit either. The more success you get the more confident you'll be and the easier it gets bb.

>>24230234
I recently cut off all my freinds because we barely talked
The fact that I'm not outgoing probably doesn't help either

>>24222616
God damn I fucking hate this app why does it not bring up people again if you've neither Liked nor passed on them holy fuck "There's no one new around you" yes there fucking is tinder you fuck.

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>>24197421

>match with a hamgalaxy
>try a terrible pickup line for shits and gigs because why not
>not like i'd want to stick my cock in her orbit anyways
>"do you own a monkey wrench?
>"no"
>"awh shit i was gonna ask you to wrench my monkey"
>she gets really shitty
>l o l

>>24202561
I'm biased because I'm also a black guy but, your bio gave me a good chuckle.

>>24198260
Dude get a photo of your face where it isn't the size of pixel in there
Also your profile photo should never cover your face, whose gonna bother to tap your profile and actually see what you look like

>>24199376
for the love of god delete every mirror photo

>>24204970
Fuck man, when her messages get shorter in length that's never the time to get sexual
Pushing too hard for it

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>>24216622
>>24217053
Changed up the profile a little bit. Put a couple interests in there with a (hopefully) catching first line. Added two different photos, though I am still working on trying to get some social time with friends to be able to get some candid photos worked on. Experimenting with my hair more often, shaving/trimming more often to get rid of the creepy/dirty look.

Thanks for the info about that, i didn't even realize that I might look that way. Working on getting some hair product and some better clothes. I mostly have overshirts, jeans, and graphic tees. Nothing that really comes across as sexy engineer yet. Also working out much more often than before. Already skinny as fuck but lacking definition.

>>24235203
Also included snapchat. I hardly ever use it but will be taking care of animals soon and going to be posting adorable snaps of cute animals. Who doesn't love that?

>>24204970
i came, that was a glorious fail. started off with so much potential aswell

Does tinder only work for guys that already have a social life?

femanon here, are mirror pics and selfies bad for a girl's profile? i don't use facebook/instagram so i have no candid pics

>>24235534
they aren't bad if your looking for sex but for a relationship they are trashy

>>24235488
yes

>>24235605
>for a relationship they are trashy
damn. even if the girl's fully dressed and there's nothing suggestive in her profile? guess i need to go stage a photoshoot

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I'm shite at writing profiles desu

>>24235657

Make picture two the primary
Not the shirt off one

Put a joke in your description
Take out the stupid rollerblading line
Make a joke about your job
You're a water engineer
That sounds fake
There you go....

>>24235534

Mirror pics only for under 18 or moronic soccer moms getting back in the game

Selfies are fine
Make sure to change outfits or at least tops
Don't want the photos from one session

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>>24209159
>using outdated memes

>>24235689

Say no more. Changed it to civil. I suck at jokes but ill try

I like rollerblading ;_;7

>>24201936
omg hahahahahahaha

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>>24229451
How am I looking

Pidgey get should be your profile pic
>>24227253
Looking good, get some more pictures though

>>24198260
What is the point of mirror pics? To show that you are the one taking the photo? Not a good thing to show.

Also, nice bio i think it comes on a little strong. It is a pun on two different meaning of uber right? Or are you literally trying to say "about you"? i'm too rusty with deutsch.

Another suggestion. Maybe check out /fa/. You actually have nice arms, there's just no impression that you're a mature person in your photos.

>>24198069
I can get a small sense of what you might act like. But honestly, where is your personality? Only 4 photos will do that.

>>24235657
"I have a passion for international arms trafficking"
Best bio
And best first line is
"There she is"

>>24205035
wow that salute is fucking horrendous

>>24198020
>Dreamworks smile
Dear god anon please delete that image

>>24197421
Help. I got a girls number and have been chatting her up for an hour. She seems interested in me. How do I set up a date? Is a bar a good place to go to?

Former NEET here needing help. I've never gotten this far.

Femanon here with some tinder advice

Don't have pictures that look like they were take FOR tinder, use candids, group photos, etc
Have at least one picture with other people, but not your main
You're not applying for a job, so your bio shouldn't get you one.
The shorter the bio, the better
Just in general don't make it look like you're trying too hard or that you put too much effort in, bc that's a turn off
If you go to school make sure you put it

>>24236717
Should I even ask on the first night of talking to her?