Assumptions/First Impressions Thread

post what you think about people's pics based on their appearance as well as their surroundings

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>>24193665
A very stable guy. Has bouts of depression, but is very good at keeping himself together. Works either finance or IT. As for surroundings, well they look pretty generic. I can't tell much, really.

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>>24193665
Married with kids or single.

>>24193709
Is a wizard, has curtains but no windows.

>>24193720
Owns a rhino. Intends to tame it so she has free transportation.

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>>24193709
You live in a slavic country but want to quit it ASAP so you study something like business to escape gommie hell

>>24193726
Baltic people aren't Slavs. :^) Yes, I do want to leave, but I don't want to study that. Either humanities or physics.

I can imagine you as an accountant or something. If not, you study, but it isn't anything humanities related.

>>24193726
Good cook.

>>24193725
We need to talk about the rhino in the room.

>>24193737
I got a tiger myself, but he is made of cotton and fibre. I bet we could swap them.

>>24193709
Thanks for the feedback. You were close, I have been struggling with depression and social anxiety these past couple years. I'm a college student, started out as comp sci (IT?) but believe my true north is elsewhere!

You seem like a laid-back, funny guy who would be cool to hang out with. You probably would give sensible advice if your friends asked you about girls. Maybe even play some video games like Super Smash Bros (in a cool way, not in a nerdy way).

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>>24193665
Stable life, good job, decent family, but the monotony of it drives you insane sometimes.
>>24193709
That Russian guy who screams at everyone on Dota 2 all day.
>>24193726
Normal girl, normal life, just getting yourself through school.

>>24193720
You are European/Austrian? You have nice nails. You work in a job that requires good people skills?

>>24193726

You seem like a bubbly, friendly girl. You like TV and music and maybe fantasy/sci-fi stories? You don't have a great many friends, but the ones you have are close to you.

>>24193748
You are fairly tech-savvy/into modern trends (because you have Android?). You are in a white collar/office job (dress shirt and tie?). You are overall a stylish and urban guy.

You were close! Don't have a full-time job yet, (been working this summer) but I'm lookin'!. Family has some troubles but hopefully we'll all be OK.

>>24193765
Man, how does one grow the balls to put pics of himself on 4chan? Despite all the fucked up shit this seems like it can be very neat too, like in this thread right now, but still, i somehow dont have the guts yet, not because of how I look, but rather because I dont know what'll happen with the pic etc

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>>24193748
In to graphic design
>>24193726
Enjoys quality time with friends
>>24193720
Obsessed with aesthetics
>>24193709
Secretly wished for a school shooter to come in his class so he could kill him and save the day
>>24193665
Plays viola

>>24193765
>You are fairly tech-savvy/into modern trends (because you have Android?).
I'd say this is pretty accurate. Honestly I just don't like Apple products.
>You are in a white collar/office job (dress shirt and tie?).
I'm actually a private instructor for Piano, Cello, and Guitar.
>You are overall a stylish and urban guy.
Why thank you! I'm really not that stylish though, I'm a huge weeb and wear hoodies and jeans 90% of the time, I just like to present myself well when I work.

>>24193773
Give it a shot! We all seem nice in here. (No racism/sexism based on what I've seen.) I'm a shy guy and have been lurking 4chan for months before posting this pic lol

>>24193777
You are athletic/into sports? Maybe play basketball? You are active on social media

>>24193809
Not really into sports , although I do practice Jiu jitsu. Also I'm not active at all on social media because I'm too insecure to add people I know because they might think I'm stalking them.

>>24193665
Your family descended from a lineage of pig farmers that came to west in 1850s to work the railroads, facing hardship and discrimination they rose above the adversity to provide sucessive generations with wealth prosperity they could only dream of back home.
>>24193709
Your grandfather died defending stalingrad, your dad works a shitty factory job only to come home to beat your mother and consume alcohol while you play outdated games and make life difficult for westerners in Dota U.S. East servers
>>24193777
your grandmother is a coal burner

>>24193720
Fastandfurious/10

>>24193988
Sorry for not rating
>>24193665
I'd change the haircut
>>24193709
Can't tell really much
>>24193720
I can't see enough
>>24193726
I'd get rid of the glasses
>>24193748
Not a fan of the haircut

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>>24194014
english, works blue collar
>>24193988
doesnt feel like himself in work attire
>>24193777
damn boy you look sad. family issues or sth?
>>24193748
owns artsy objects
>>24193726
librarian or student assistant
>>24193720
you work with IT or sth
>>24193709
eastern europe. you are stuck there
>>24193665
does his job, keeps quiet

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>>24193665
You look like a pretty normal, slightly nerdy guy. Studying to become an engineer or doctor.
>>24193709
Tries to be edgy, but is overall a nice guy.
>>24193720
Dresses like a rocker but probably likes pop or dance.
>>24193726
Slightly quirky normie.
>>24193748
Loves trending art and music - as long as they're not quite famous yet.
>>24193777
Likes football.
>>24193988
Bit of a twerp. Doesn't quite realise it.
>>24194014
Average, nice and slightly quiet guy.
>>24194050
Very intense, quite sociable, upbeat in public.

>>24194099
>Loves trending art and music - as long as they're not quite famous yet.
Lmao, this is so true.
Nice ovation by the way!

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>>24194099
Hell yea girl you got a kick ass smile!, and my assumption is you love to cosplay

>>24194014
You hit the river with your bros alot

>>24193726
Likes to draw

>>24194050
Collects knives.

>>24194105
Woohoo! And thank you, it was a gift :3

>>24194122
Thanks, so do you! I've actually never cosplayed though...
You seem like a really easy going guy who loves being active outside and listening to music.

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>>24193665
You watch animu but are pretty normal

>>24193709
Grew up looking weak so trys to act hard. Probably really nice tho.

>>24193720
Grew up skinny so got a lot of attention. Pretends not to notice. Can't cook. That's ok you're probably smart.

>>24193726
Smartest in your group of friends. Probably a closet freak

>>24194099
The hot one in the group of friends but pretend you're not. Not good at relationships but always tries. Polite but volatile

>>24194122
Says dude a lot. REALLY likes his own hair. Probably really chill.

>>24194244
likes his music loud
>>24194122
skates and/or snowboards
>>24194099
vegan, writes songs

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>>24193709
Awkward distant
>>24193720
Unique snowflake
>>24193726
A sweet T
>>24193748
Annoying
Rude
Thinks is v special
>>24193777
Decent person
>>24194298
Boring

>>24194522
normal american chick

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>>24193665
Never gets enough sleep
>>24193709
Smokes cigarettes indoors and has six cats
>>24193720
You have seven pairs of converse
>>24193726
You own an acoustic guitar bit you haven't played in awhile
>>24193748
Wears contacts
>>24193777
Studying anthropology in school
>>24193988
You actually like khaki and therefore are a sociopath
>>24194014
You have a son
>>24194050
You work graveyard shifts
>>24194099
Wears weed socks in public
>>24194122
Is ten
>>24194244
Is a daddy dom
>>24194298
Has no taste for wallpaper, obviously
>>24194522
Stays up late reading books and eating chocolate, enjoys bath bombs

>>24193748
Probably very gay. Like, goes to gay bars and dances on boxes gay

>>24193777
A musician, or artsy type

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>>24193665
Lives with his parents
>>24193709
Plays WOW
>>24193720
Buys 5$ sun glasses and has 100s of them
>>24193726
Should be in acting
>>24193748
Wants to be Draco
>>24193777
Still needs balls to drop
>>24194014
Nipples
>>24194099
Loves the smell of rain
>>24194244
Nickelback is his jam

>>24194099
Haha, and that's WITHOUT my glasses lol... I'm actually studying poetry and philosophy. You are......................................................................................... a musician?

>>24193988
You like to dress sharply and work in a multi-story building

>>24194014
Girls are mirin' your beard growing abilities>>24194050

>>24194898
This girl is hilarious!
And damn what a qt.

>>24194050
You work in high tech, maybe play tennis or badminton on the side? You have already graduated from college

>>24194244
Haha, not really into the animu but there's some great Japanese music out there. You like to listen to hip hop/EDM? You go to clubs and bars
>>24194875
Hahaha some say I'm always oversleeping... You are into fitness but also are good at academics? You like lightly sweetened drinks (crisp? minty?). [s]You are my next girlfriend[/s].

>>24194898
Just for this summer haha. You have a MacBook? You like books and motion pictures. You have a small pet.

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>>24193777
You look like Mario taking a shit

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>>24195541
Haha he is my smallest pet

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>>24193665
Hard worker/ doesnt spend much time with family or friends
>>24193709
Fearful of what your future holds
>>24193720
Wants to accomplish more in life than you have, or feel you will be able to
>>24193726
Has a lot of not so great friends
>>24193748
Works at a coffee shop
>>24193777
Picked your haircut for its popularity not because you really wanted it
>>24193988
Works an office job. Likes romantic comedies
>>24194014
Good at holding in farts
>>24194050
Crushin puss
>>24194099
Doesnt go out much, but doesnt mind it
>>24194122
Cool guy, you do your own thing and dont worry much about others
>>24194244
Wants to be appreciated/liked by more people
>>24194298
Rich parents, doesnt appreciate the little things in life
>>24194522
Quirky, funny, and just a nice person. Maybe a little basic
>>24194875
Doesn't need those glasses to see
>>24194898
Needs those glasses to see. You obsess over your hair.
>>24195603
Lives in a bathroom
>>24195607
Long lost relative to Sarah Jessica Parker
>>24195610
Only has one dress

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I don't take many/any photos, so I have no idea how to make a photo face
>>24194122
Looks like ultra chill dude, would bro
>>24194898
A little insecure, nice when you get to know her
>>24195651
Works hard for shit, gets frustrated when people expect hand outs
>>24194522
Rough childhood, tries to see the best in what you can

>>24195711
can be really fun, smart, quite eccentric
>>24195651
on the nerdy side but wants to get laid a lot. could pull it off with some effort
>>24195603
loud voice, says inappropiate things

>>24194244
Polite but volatile...maybe :p
>>24194371
Not vegan, but yeah I write songs :D
>>24194875
Nuuu
You're secretly an exhibitionist
>>24194898
I see rain almost every day - I'm pretty sick of it.
>>24195507
Hehe, poetry is nice but I don't think I could study it. And yeah I am a musician :3
>>24195651
I go to friends places often enough, but out out? Nah, couple times a month mebbeh.
I'm guessing you're a gamer but you also love sports.

>>24196816
serious advice: Go vegan, you'll feel as good as one can feel.

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>>24194122
Outgoing guy with plenty of friends and charming attitude.

>>24194875
Probably a brat, but compensates with intelligence and ambition. (That sounded backhanded)

>>24195711
Nerd at heart, likes to stand out yet insecure, wants four kids.

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>>24197069
kinda smarmy middle class guy who lives off his parrents money and went to private school. Thinks he's a hit with the ladies.

>>24197187
I actually never knew my parents and have my own place with a decent job while going to school to be a paramedic. I have no girlfriend because my spaghetti spills everywhere when I talk to women. 3/10 for effort.

You seem like a player because your first love broke your heart and you cant trust women, but you want a great relationship nonetheless. I feel like you kill the shit out of halo.

>>24197204
Actually its battlefied 4 for me, not player, slept with about 10 girls in my life, maybe less.
currently in a 4 year relationship.

>>24197208
Close enough. Good for you, man.

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>>24196589
medical student who does all her homework with friends at a froyo bar