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/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
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Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
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>>24190554
You put these macros together so quickly. I feel like you must have software for it at this point :P
I believe I was here?
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>>24190571
It was an insect for sure. That pic just shows the hives that covered my whole body. I was stung on the other arm by something that looked like a wasp. I didn't get a good look because I flicked it off into the grass and then ran it over with the lawn mower. FUCK YOU BUG, I WON!
Although, I'm still in pain and the bug isn't, so maybe I actually lost.
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>>24190554
>>24190558
We're most fortunate to have a devoted and competent OP.
>>24190624
This image... hm... Is that between some poor girl's legs? Teehee.
>>24190638
What a brutal way to die... I could think of a dozen ways that are more brutal, none of which are horrible enough fates for something that dares to bite/sting/hurt you.
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>>24190638
If it looked like a wasp, it was probably a wasp.
I'm glad you're not experiencing anaphylaxis, though. That seems like it would be terrifying.
Most of these were photographed at the top of a waterfall.
>Books, bringing reality to the /mhfn/-classic, somewhat-metaphorical waterfall.
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>>24190665
>most fortunate
Yes I would argue that we are the best thread on /soc/, maybe even 4chan, entirely because of our lovely facilitators <3
>teehee
dangit, you beat me to it by 6 mins.
>tryna hang on, but she current got velocity
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>>24190716
This one is cool because only the tips of my fingers are not obscured by refraction of curvy water surface.
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>>24190742
Water is really cool (hehe). I did some agent-based modelling of water while I was working on my MS, and the project demonstrated, on a molecular level, but without our actually needing to observe the molecular level, why warm water freezes faster than cold water.
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>>24190769
Cool fact about water # 2: The reason ice floats on water is, obviously, because crystalline water is less dense than liquid water. But this phenomenon, coupled with water's relatively low melting point, among other substances that are less dense as solids, is one of the reasons life is able to thrive on Earth as it is and does.
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>>24190803
Cool fact bout water #3: Water is the most universally capable solvent that humans know of.
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>>24190638
Must log out for now, but Torque - that sucks. I feel ya, man. Even though you probably don't want anyone or anything feeling you given current allergic reaction. I hope your body recovers soon... xoxo
>>24190769
>Mpemba effect... subject to the same initial conditions within limits where the effect can be observed
Cannot stay to chat, but this brings a fucking tear to my eye... you might be the first camwhore that can chat about this. <3
>I wonder whether anyone's ever used kik to talk about the different mechanisms you included in your project as it relates to the impurity content in the water, container shape and size, etc. We might be the first. Either way, I need to read.
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>>24190835
>as it relates to impurities in the water
We modeled this as well. Agent-based modelling of water is surprisingly simple. Once you assign inter-agent affinities, and tell the agents how to interact when they fill cells contacting one another all you have to do is tell the model how many water molecules you want in it. Inter-molecular affinities and their relationship with temp have been calculated for water, and so that is essentially just plug-in info. If you want to add "impurities" all you have to do is add another type of agent to the model and give it affinities for all pre-existing agent types as well as itself and relative gravity to all pre-existing agent types. You can do this with as many types of agents as you want (simulating dirtier water) but the model very quickly becomes way too much for an ordinary laptop to run without crashing.
I like modeling, at least conceptually. Building models is something that comes naturally to me, but coding them is not.
Hey look, here's that waterfall I climbed!
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>>24190902
I forgot movement rates. These are also pre-calculated plug-ins.
Boop. I'll finish the waterfall and save the skinny dipping for manana.
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>>24190919
The waterfall was taller than it looks. It was maybe 7m tall.
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>>24190925
That's it for me, everybody. It's mah bed time.
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That's not where capos go. Nolly, what are you doing.
>>24189928
>Stone Coffee Milk Stout
I've definitely seen that one around - It's possible I've even tried it before, but I don't remember every beer I had at that beer festival a while back. It is a mystery~
>>24190318
>Now i do wish i was one. Buuuuut my puerto rican percentage would prevent that :(
I've actually got a thing for dark hair - but healthy grains generally don't grow in black, so I'm stuck playing pretend with blonde hair instead~
>>24190902
>Modeling
I've got a friend who's pretty into modeling. That stuff can get crazy complex to code efficiently.
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Took this right after hitting the pump on back and bicep day.
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>>24190691
I'd like to see you shooting sometimes. I imagine it'd be interesting to observe.
>>24190821
I was just talking about the dissolution rate of solids in liquids earlier tonight.
>>24190925
Wow, have you climbed this before?
>>24190935
Mm... bed... That sounds divine. I'm exhausted too.
>>24190961
>modeling
I lol'd.
>>24190970
Those veins.... mmm...
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>>24190554
Waffles claiming ID here! Will take pictures later today!
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>>24190580
>Perseus
Oh gosh :3
Not back home until Monday, so I don't have the pic I originally wanted, but this is my more interesting ink. I draw my own designs, and prefer symbols over text or pictures. Been almost four years since my last one, unfortunately. Lots of freaky life stuff happened. I'd like to expand my arm so that it wraps around to the other side someday.
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Hello new thread!
I find myself submersed in the inky depths of the ocean. Food is scarce and yet morale is high...
Apparently this liquid has a curious power to sustain life. We've traced its spring of origin to land. Investigation on-going, science is being used.
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The liquid we are submersed in has curious properties. Aside from being edible, it also appears to refract light in strange ways.
Either that or the ensign turned on the external disco ball lighting system again.
Ensign?!
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Damnit Ensign! This is why we only turn the disco ball on once a week!
INTERLOPER.
Pincers locking on...
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Damnit, he released countermeasures...
don't slip the grab, don't slip the grab...
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Crap.
Ensign, you'd better hope he didn't bring...
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MOTHERFUCKIN FISH!
Hard to starboard, 3 degree up bubble, RISE RISE RISE!
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Ohfuckohfuckohfuck.
I think we're going to be ok...
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What the hell is a friggin MOUNTAIN doing here? There weren't any on the charts...
did I look at them upside down again?
Better not mention anything to the crewOHHIENSIGN.
No, I wasn't just talking to myself. No, I definitely did NOT say I may have possibly looked at the charts upside down. And no, I HAVE NEVER EVEN ONCE done so in the past.
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Except that one time, yes, ok, you've got me there.
Look, what's it going to take to shut you up?
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A public apology for continuously calling you an idiot AND a new commission?!
You're mad.
Why would I ever agree to such extortionate demands?
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Blahblahbleeblee
See this, Ensign? This plant?
It is you. And I have it by the roots.
If you want to survive this trip you'll shut up, do your job, and stay out of my way, ok?
Pfft... an apology and a new commission. Ha! What does he think this is, fucking Burger King?!
YOU AIN'T GETTIN IT YOUR WAY ENSIGN!
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Oh crap.
If they're here, than that other guy can't be far behind... Man your stations men...
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Oh dear god... he found us.
>A NAIL-BITING CLIFFHANGER FROM THE EDGE OF THE MARIANAS TRENCH!! WILL ADMIRAL BRANDT AND HIS PLUCKY CREW SURVIVE THEIR ENCOUNTER WITH...
>THE MARIANAS MANTA MAN?!?!
>no, fuck you ensign, you can't star in the next episode.
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Good morning, thread.
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>>24190961
You should give it another whirl. Dark beers are essentially the only thing I drink, and that one is very good.
>difficult to code
Yes. Alas, for all my cognitive capability for logic, order, and complicatedness, coding is something that still eludes me. Will I ever be able to use R like pro? Who knows?
[sobbing]
>dark hair
Dark hair is my thing. I love, love love love thick dark hair with voluminous curls. This is not to say I don't also love other hair colors or textures - dark-brown/black straight hair with icy blue eyes or thick curly blonde hair also both make me weak in the knees. Those and thick natural eyebrows.
Be still my heart. One day I will find myself a sexy lady with hair like Kerri Russell.
*sigh*
>>24191103
It'd probably be pretty interesting. Sometimes photographers do really weird stuff for their pictures... like riding their bike in the middle of a stream, in their underwear, while it's raining, to play with the rocks in the water.
I'm normal, I swear.
>dissolution of solids in liquid
Really?
Well, here we go again...
I'D LET YOU TRY TO DISSOLVE MY SOLID WITH YOUR LIQUID
#sorrynotsorry
>the waterfall
I haven't climbed that one specifically before, but there's a huge shelf of mostly shale and mudstone about 1km back from the bank of the Hudson where I live, and lost of streams flow over it. If you know where the larger Kills are you can pretty reliably find good sized waterfalls. I have climbed up others in the area. There's this really big one (20m, maybe more) through the woods right on the other side of the highway from that property that my family owns (where I did the roofing). I've tried climbing that one, but it's vicious.
>>24191856
>food is scarce
Homie, ain't you ever heard of marine snow? That shit literally just falls down from above 24/7. Eat that if you're hungry.
>>24192321
That was a very funny narrative.
I appreciate you <3
Oh look!
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>>24192653
There's a thing!
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>>24192653
>Dark beers are essentially the only thing I drink
Seconding this.
That Rogue double chocolate I saw earlier in the last thread is definitely on my list, as is Odin's Thor's Equinox. About to spend today floating down the river in an inner tube with a bottle of this on my hand. Haven't tried it before.
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>>24192720
It's pretty darn good. Amongst beers that I have tried with notable anise/liccorice flavor, this is probably my #2. #1 was a local brew I had while at a restaurant in Ky. I don't remember what the restaurant was, or the name of the brew, unfortunately.
Cute little thing.
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>>24192720
I love the nitro bar thats by my house
its goodly
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>>24192794
>nitro
Left Hand is my essential. I will get at least 1 for every event that I will drink at least one beer at.
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>>24192809
And for anyone around in the south, I strongly recommend Lazy Mags Jeff Stout. It's fucking phenomenal. Sweet and thick, just like I like 'em ;)
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>>24190624
>macros
Nah, it takes me time. I have two different programs to help, but it takes work to make sure someone's face doesn't end up in a crotch, that photos are dimmed and rotated appropriately, that we're balanced across parts and humor versus sexy, etc. But it's a pleasure to do- am grateful for the wonderful content you all provide!
>>24190716
Mutual <3. We should boink.
>>24190742
>>24190803
>>24190821
These hands and fingers. Hnnnng.
>>24190919
I've got some volatile movement rates for ya, buddy. As they relate to your *ahem* plug-ins.
>>24190935
You look like a bear, tryna brain some fish for dinner. I am OK with that. <3
>>24190961
Hehehe! Well, I guess we could find you some black rice fields... Purple husks and green stalks, I believe.
>>24190970
Mmmmm. Yes, thx!
>>24191578
Oh man. Thank you. Uh... Just, thank you. Will have moar questions when not a drooling idiot.
>>24191856
Fuck. What is up with all the wetness and this thread?! In my pants and in pics.
>need a break. Bears doing salmon run on TV and I'm going to have a conniption. Back later.
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>>24192189
>>24192203
>>24192212
>>24192217
Damn!! We turn on the disco balls every night. Thought your pincers were better than that...
>>24192223
LOL!!!!
HOWLING}^+#*}!!!
>would like you to be hard to my starboard. Hope you can rise, rise, rise to the occasion.
>>24192228
>>24192245
>>24192253
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>>24192321
Hahahahaha! Oxygen... Need oxygen... Fuck
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>>24192643
I like these morning beddie pics
>>24192653
>coding
Ahhh... It's not that hard. Especially not for a logical thinker like you with an interpreted language like R. Elegant programming with a compiled language... That takes some work and experience.
>Books likes dark hair
Hmmm... =D
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So that Imperial Russian Stout was excellent, should have brought two.
Beautiful day floating down the river. Put a little color on my shoulders.
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>>24192708
Copepod?
>>24192720
Ayyyyyy- hope you grabbed some pics
>>24192749
No, def not copepod. Help a gal out- genus species?
>>24192809
Laughed at "left hand is my essential". Bc that's the kind of sense of humor I have.
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>>24193808
OMG. <3 this pic, thank you. You look so relaxed. And dat fuzz... Hooboy.
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>>24193808
where are u? that's a beautiful view
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>>24193922
It was so nice. 80s outside, dry, just a little breeze. Pulled off onto the bank halfway down for lunch, took my shirt off. Felt goooooood.
>>24193927
Pacific Northwest.
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>>24193984
>took my shirt off
Oh fine... Just leave that image in our heads...
>Pacific Northwest
<3 gorgeous. Briefly considered a move there, but not practical for me. Plus, that whole lack of readiness for Cascadia subduction zone disaster...
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>>24192321
>>no, fuck you ensign, you can't star in the next episode.
I was all-but rolling on the floor laughing at this one. :D
>>24192653
>You should give it another whirl. Dark beers are essentially the only thing I drink, and that one is very good.
Once you go black, you never go back! My favorite right now is probably North Coast's Old Rasputin Russian Imperial or Left Hand's Nitro Milk Stout.
>coding
>R
The letter you're looking for is C. ;)
>for all its (seg)faults, it's still my favorite
>black straight hair
This. I'm a real sucker for the "pale skin, dark hair, brightly-coloured eyes" bit that was popular god knows how long ago.
>>24193217
>Hehehe! Well, I guess we could find you some black rice fields... Purple husks and green stalks, I believe.
I don't think rice grows on the mountaintops! But maybe I'll find some after I move? (probably not, but hey, a man can dream)
>>24192809
>Left Hand Nitro
That's the stuff! I've got a bottle at the house right now, actually~
>please ignore the 12y/o laptop that's occupying space on my table
Actually, I have an idea or two of what to do with this (a webm, maybe?)
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>>24194052
>in our heads
:3
I've lived here my whole life. Got a good job in aerospace and family in the area.
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>>24194146
Fuck, forgot my picture.
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>>24194126
>(a webm, maybe?)
Mm, not the cleanest pour I've ever done, but still did alright, I think.
Tastes almost the same regardless of how pretty you get the head, after all.
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And now that the head's settled down, we drink!
Cheers~
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>>24194166
Cheers! Looks great.
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>>24193217
>macros
Well you know we appreciate the work you do. Hopefully the payoff is worth it <3
>we should boink
Yes. I do. Pls.
>volatile movement rates
Gahd, I love how good we are at puns and wordplay. Let's never stop.
>a bear
I think I would fit more smoothly into the "otter" category (also I think otters are cuter than bears; <3 Mustelidae, all of them), but given my typical interaction role I'd say it's definitely a cross between the two. Like an aggressive power-otter.
>>24193718
>not that bad
Everybody says that, but I still can never get a good hold of it.
Some day.
Yes. I don't know what it is about it. I'm more of an eyebrows guy, to be honest, but a nice head of hair can make an otherwise somewhat attractive woman an attractive woman.
But eyebrows. Hnnnggg!
>http://thefashiontag.com/2014/04/01/big-bold-thick-eyebrows-trend/
[*very manly* swoon]
>>24193808
That looks nice. Based on those trees, you're probably too far north for the bulk of reptile/amphibian diversity on W. coast, but did you see any herps?
>>24193919
It is not a copepod (copepods are usually on the order of 1-10mm in body length. It's a crayfish, a decapod. I'm not sure what it is exactly. I'm not a crayfish guy (which is actually a pretty tight-knit group in biology) but I would wager it's an Oronectes of one species or another - just because I know that genus to be prevalent throughout ny.
>your sense of humor
This is one of the reasons we love you. Buuut, actually, if I'm being honest... I am a lefty in that way.
>>24194126
>once you go black you don't go back
That's not all that true - I'm still a frequent drinker of ciders and ginger beer
>Left Hand
I approve.
>>24194162
There's a man who knows how to pour a nitro. I can't tell you how many people always try to chastise me for pouring the right way.
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>>24194730
>That's not all that true - I'm still a frequent drinker of ciders and ginger beer
Well, "Once You Go Black, You Occasionally Go Back Because Other Things Are Still Good" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, you know?
>>24194730
>>Left Hand
>I approve.
I really want to try their other stuff! I can't find anything besides this around here, though - hopefully I'll find a little more variety after I move.
>>24194730
>There's a man who knows how to pour a nitro. I can't tell you how many people always try to chastise me for pouring the right way.
It's not like they put the words "pour hard" on every bottle cap, label, and 6-pack; or have an animation on their website of someone flipping the bottle upside-down and pouring the beer out.
Oh wait. They have all of those things.
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>>24194162
"that's not how you're supposed to pour a beer"
Fuck you, you're 19 and don't drink anything but PBR and Bud Light out of shitty solo cups that everybody sticks their disgusting sweaty fingers into to fetch the ping pong ball.
Bah.
Undergrads.
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>>24194768
>"that's not how you're supposed to pour a beer"
>Fuck you, you're 19 and don't drink anything but PBR and Bud Light out of shitty solo cups that everybody sticks their disgusting sweaty fingers into to fetch the ping pong ball.
All of these things. 100%.
>Bah.
>Undergrads.
Hey, some of us undergrads have our shit together. :D
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This was a very strange plant. The... bark? was somewhere between fuzzy and dusty. Kinda hard to describe.
>>24194781
>Hey, some of us undergrads have our shit together. :D
Admittedly, I'm on the older side, as far as undergrads go.
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>>24194766
>try more Left Hand
I believe the brewery is located in CO, so if you move out west you should be good!
>demonstration of how to pour
Well. I guess it's too much to hope for.
>ignorance is... tiresome.
>some undergrads have their shit together
Hopefully someday I'll get to drink with people like you.
4chan thinks that my last skinny-dipping image contains an embedded file... so that's all the golden butt hair you will be getting for now, I guess. I blame Hiroyuki. I miss the days when Moot would pop in for a visit.
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>>24194730
Didn't see anything but ospreys, ducks, geese, and a weasel taking a bath.
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Some finger-bitin'
Or licking. I'm up for either, really.
>>24194813
>I believe the brewery is located in CO, so if you move out west you should be good!
I do plan on moving out that way eventually, but that's not where I'll be next week, unfortunately.
>>24194813
>Hopefully someday I'll get to drink with people like you.
We should get all of /mhfn/ together and go drinking.
>4chan thinks that my last skinny-dipping image contains an embedded file... so that's all the golden butt hair you will be getting for now, I guess. I blame Hiroyuki. I miss the days when Moot would pop in for a visit.
Try opening it in paint, saving it, and uploading it again. Usually that fixes it for me.
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>>24194902
A weasel taking a bath! AHHH! <8 Mustelidae 8>
>drinking together
I'm sure our ladies would lose their minds for a few images of two or three of us all holding something down and working on it.
Speaking of collabs - whatever happened to that bigger guy with the sweet hand tatts and greasy hands? He was thinking about collabing with me at one point.
>opening in paint
This is how I reduce the image size to all enough to be posted on the board. Oh well, You're not missing much that isn't already exhibited in the others. The colors are a little grayer, and the pose shows my trapeziuses better. Trapezii? Does anybody know if the roots for trapezius are greek or latin?
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>>24194982
I just looked it up. They're Greek, so trapeziuses.
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>>24194126
>The letter you're looking for is C. ;)
>>for all its (seg)faults, it's still my favorite
Bless. hehehehehe. A man who takes on the challenge of coding his own memory management rather than relying on a garbage collector.
>mrw Nolly likes dark hair, too
#winning
>>24194146
>>24194153
Dat. Adam's. Apple. Dat chest hair.
And aerospace... what part of aerospace, if you don't mind sharing? Aero or astro, flight versus orbital mechanics, etc? Mmmmmargh! So many questions!$#@$!$
>>24194162
Your performance of this cracks me up. =)
>Tastes almost the same regardless of how pretty you get the head, after all
TWSS (That's what I said?)
Oh. dear.
>>24194730
OMG. OMG. OHMYGAWD. OMG!!!!!!
I am Bossypants, who would lead a team of argonauts to find the Golden Fleece known as Books's butt fuzz. OH MY GOD.
>I love how good we are at puns and wordplay. Let's never stop.
Well, if we do, we can rely on bad math jokes, since 2n + 2n would never be 4n to us. ;)
>otters
Oh right. I keep forgetting the stereotypes of bears as it relates to male physiques. Am definitely down with otters and more generally, Mustelidae. After all, my parents claimed I was rescued from wolverines and/or honey badgers as a child.
>crayfish, copepods
Ah yes. It's been a while since my marine bio fascination phase. Very cool.
>I am a lefty in that way.
Interesting-ah. Good to know for when we fantasize about you touching yourself. Not that any of the femanons ITT would ever do that about our contributors, no....
>ack. Back from a day with the family. Still more thread catch-up to come. But for now... eargasm time with 6-, 7- and 8-string guitars. Fractal Audio Axe-FX II XL amp/cabinet simulator...
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>>24190638
And also... still a quick shout-out to Torque... if you're reading this in an antihistamine delirium... feel better. We haven't forgotten you just because an insect thought you looked delicious. We don't blame the insect.
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>>24193808
>>24193984
Percy, these are gorgeous.
>>24194146
>>24194153
You know, I was just at an Underarmor store looking at the mannequins wondering "who in the hell looks like this?"... now I know.
>>24194730
You'll have to show us this manly swoon of yours someday.
>>24194768
I'm glad I waited until after the gym to look at these.... Damn, boy.
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>>24195045
Speak for yourself, I'm vengeful and I fully blame the insect. Feel better soon, Torque...
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>>24195011
Pls come get my butt fuzz. You can feel it for as long as you want. It's very soft.
>wolverines or honey badgers
Wolverines more likely, given that you're US based. Plus wolverines are cuter, IMO.
>>24195069
>manly swoon
I assure you, it's so manly. It involves a lot of scowling, flanel, bourbon whiskey, punching, and eating steak.
>damn, boy...
U wanna come give me a back massage? I'm kinda sore from yoga.
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>>24195085
I forgot to mention the knot tying, wood chopping, and moustache twirling.
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>>24195180
I just looked closely enough to find out that you can see my stretch marks on my butt in these photos!
I put on muscle really fast and when I was in XC season (back when I was on a team) my butt muscles would go from smaller than you see them now to larger than you see them now over the course of 1 semester. They did that every year for 8 yrs, and now I have stretch marks. I actually like them. I call them my tiger stripes.
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>>24195180
>so manly
Wow, that does sound very manly. Also slightly lumberjack-y...
>back massage
I'm not against this idea, but they say when you're good at something, you shouldn't do it for free. Can you afford my services?
>>24195213
I find that small indent on the side of your ass very fetching. I have a hard time looking away, actually.
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>>24195242
I can pay you in sexual services, good food, and fantasy-reading suggestions. Hmmm? How about it?
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>>24195308
I'm sure we could work out a deal. ;)
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>>24192653
>marine snow
This phenomenon was deemed not tasty by the crew, who threatened to mutiny if I tried to make them eat it again. It was at that point one delirious crew member imbibed some of the fluid surrounding our submersible via a sample extraction chamber and discovered it's tasteless yet sustaining nature. Thus began the science.
>Enjoyed the narratives
I try to keep my daily logs informative as well as entertaining.
>>24193458
Don't overuse the disco balls, they attract pests and unknowable dangers...
>hard to your starboard; rise x3 to the occasion
I can't tell, dear viewer, whether you are mocking me or suggesting we ought to engage in evasive actions... wouldn't you like to have a talk about this first? Discuss stratagems and outcomes...
>>24194126
>rolling on the floor
Ensign is a laugh-at-able sort. It starts with his face and goes from there.
Unfortunate lad, but he has his uses, mainly as bait. Note the missing right foot and left eye...
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>>24195045
>antihistamine delirium
Yeah, I've been really drowsy and just a little dizzy all day. But at least most of my sting related symptoms cleared up last night. I don't blame the insect either, even though I totally lashed out at it in pain and anger with a motorized mechanical device of destruction that its mind could never comprehend. And, sincerely, thank you for the concern and thoughts.
>>24195085
This doesn't mean that I wasn't angry at it, but it was just behaving the only way it knew how. The important thing is that I lived, and will talk to my doctor about an epi-pen prescription. Thank you for the well wishes, I appreciate them.
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>>24195412
Oh dear, you seem to be in a pickle Admiral. Do let us know if you require assistance. Poor ensign. How cruel of you to use him as bait...
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>>24195011
Both aero and astro, composite manufacturing. Not terribly exciting, but I get to see some cool stuff. Drones, SpaceX stuff, the Stratolaunch Roc.
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>> SILHOUETTE BUMP REQUEST <<
While I love seeing detail of limbs and hands... Wouldn't mind seeing silhouette type pics, too. As inspired tonight, pic related...
Like:
- if you're at a concert
- doing some covert activity
- if you're Quasimodo
- etc
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Shitty sleep habits bump
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>>24196246
Waiting...
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Waiting...
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I did say on the quarter hour, didn't I?
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*sigh*
Maybe it was the 1/2 hour.
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Suppose I'd better check...
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Hmmm... let's see...
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Damn. I forgot to enter in my calendar when Godot was supposed to arrive...
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>>24195069
>>24195085
Ya got me in giggles, gurl! =)
>>24195180
OMG. Benefit of waiting to finish thread catch-up on Sunday morning... feels like I'm attending the church of Books butt fuzz, which requires weekly attendance and daily worship. Ho-ly.
Also- no one told my agent that they could use my lube in this pic. We're gonna have to have the photo taken down, unless you'd like to pay a licensing fee in the form of sexual favors...
>>24195213
>tiger stripes
Oh stahhhhhp- as if we didn't love you enough already! Holy shit.
>>24195412
>I try to keep my daily logs informative as well as entertaining
LOL!!!!!! Sorry... I just try to keep my logs daily... by drinking enough water and consuming enough fiber. They are always informative and entertaining. ;)
>whether you are mocking me or suggesting we ought to engage in evasive actions... wouldn't you like to have a talk about this first?
Not really... I anticipate our mouths to be preoccupied.
>>24195493
Drowsy and dizzy, yet still funny. =D
>>24195693
>composite manufacturing. Not terribly exciting
Ah, it's pretty exciting. Next gen lightweight materials and aircraft. Eeep. Nothing wrong with that.
>>24195716
Hello! Welcome, anon. Just dropping off for us to admire your veins and hair? Consider your hand admired.
>>24197170
OMG... of course your did this, yay yay yay yay yay!!!
>>24197171
I do like this pose.
>>24197174
Dat hair.
>>24197180
Dat paw.
>>24197183
OMG... you moving towards a BED. NOT SUGGESTIVE AT ALL.
>>24197186
You had some other pics like this early on... in my head, I always see you wake up at some odd hour between 2-4am and peering out your window, whether it's through bubble wrap or blinds... Is nice. Am enjoying the light on the ceiling, but also ... dat arm.
>>24197193
hehehehe! I didn't realize you were going this route... am shocked you didn't use some of the dialogue! "What about hanging ourselves?" "... Hmm. It'd give us an erection.” <3 <3 <3 Thx!!!
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>>24197648
>of course your did this
^^^you, not your
sonofabitch
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>> ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHALLENGE <<
Okay guys - time for me to lock up my pervert nature temporarily while I try to be a functioning member of society...
In the meantime, for Sunday giggles - can you find an inanimate object that resembles another human (not just a lady's orifice) and interact with it in a humorous way?
This has been executed brilliantly before by all of you with regards to lady parts, but in order to make it challenging, you have to find something other than just a hole or a nip. ;)
Examples include:
- high fiving or shaking hands with store mannequins (is Mannequin Man ever coming back to this thread?)
- fist bumping a sculpture/statue
- falling in line and mirroring or copying the same pose as a mannequin or statue
- Maybe there's a tree that looks like it's pointing at you, and you give it a pose like, "Who, me?" with arms in the air
- etc.
OK! Otherwise, ignore and enjoy your day/evening. ;) xoxo
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>>Well I guess we'll see then.
>>If you're lurking, hi Fields.
Well, hello. It's very nice to finally meet you.
Hello thread. I have missed you all dearly.
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>>24194730
>>24194768
>>24195180
Why must you torture me with pictures of you in water? Stockholm was already wet enough.
>>24190638
>>24195085
I'm all for the insect blaming! Stupid pokey bugs...
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>>24198045
We've missed you too, lady!
>>24198089
And you, Stockholm =)
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>> TIDYING / ORDERING / REARRANGING REQUEST <<
Because it can quiet an anxious mind... Pick your favorite tidying compulsion or any scenario that has disorder (labels and items on a shelf not uniformly displayed with all labels out, books not in alpha order or not ordered by size, sock drawer)
And then pick a dimension and order it by that dimension. Take pics before, during and after with the final ordered set. Hands doing a "voila" type of thing on the final pic with ordered set.
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Packing and moving today! And then I get to do it again on Saturday (though admittedly, I don't anticipate unpacking much in the interim)
>>24195011
>Bless. hehehehehe. A man who takes on the challenge of coding his own memory management rather than relying on a garbage collector.
You know, I should be telling the compiler what my code is doing, and not the other way around. (Also, I like being able to address specific microcontroller registers, but don't want to learn three dozen assembly languages.)
Also
>garbage collector.
Java and all of its derivatives and copycats can go fuck themselves. I can handle pointers much more efficiently than any garbage collector I've seen.
That was one thing about the Qt library for C++ that annoyed the hell out of me. Everything was a sub-object that, supposedly, the implicit top-level QObject would handle memory for. It deeply bothered me that I wasn't supposed to free memory on my own (because Qt would then try to free it again later - I had some fun debugging with THAT little quirk).
>Granted, once I got used to it, not worrying about memory let me focus on the OO side of things and get work done, so I suppose it did its job.
>Your performance of this cracks me up. =)
I wasn't really trying to be silly here, but I"ll take it~
>Oh. dear.
;)
>>24194982
>I'm sure our ladies would lose their minds for a few images of two or three of us all holding something down and working on it.
Heheheheh
>>24197713
>something other than just a hole or a nip.
Rats! You've figured me out!
>>24198431
>>> TIDYING / ORDERING / REARRANGING REQUEST <<
You would post this AFTER I finish packing up my table of components. You missed all the neat little piles and the tiny bags~
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Thread, what are you doing? You don't belong on page 7. Get back up there.
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>>24197648
>of course you did this
It tickled my noir bone. Glad you liked:D
>bump roulette<
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>>24197713
A mossy oak fedora I found at a tiny grocery store on my drive home today. Here's a picture of me putting it back on the shelf where it belongs.
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>>24198417
Thanks girl. Life gets away from you sometimes, you know? I hope ya'll have been well. <3 Unless something changes again, I should be around pretty regularly. Still at work, so I've got to be off again, but here's to a good morning/evening for ya'll.
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Not even sure what order to dump these in
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hi
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hi again
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[F]eelin frisky
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After gym calluses
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Looks like it's post-workout time.
>>24199310
Mirin.
>>24199561
Damn, do you wear gloves?
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>>24198481
Ahhh nuts... Hope you had a good move, Nolly! Come say hi this week while you're in temporary residence. I'm surprised we didn't get any pics of you moving huge, heavy boxes!
>Rats! You've figured me out!
This isn't to say that we don't enjoy all the holes and nips you find in/on inanimate objects. =)
>You missed all the neat little piles and the tiny bag
Mmmmmargh. I actually thought you would do a webm booping a solitary out of place CMOS battery back into place. But you will have opportunity in rando places this week to find an errant cheese block or something similarly random...
>>24198962
Tis a rigid jawline, anon
>>24199176
Heh, nice!! So orderly! Although I'm shocked that they sell fedoras in tiny grocery stores. More shocked that the price tag blatantly rubs it in the face of the consumer that the regular list price is $15.89, "xtra savings" is blank. hahahaa! Oh dear.
>>24199245
When life gets away from you... well, be glad that the police didn't bust you in the first place for grand theft life? Glad you're back in action!
>>24199272
>Not even sure what order to dump these in
We are easy to please, despite my earlier request for ordered sets, hahahahaa!
>>24199280
>>24199292
Mmmm belt.
>>24199282
Mmmm heavy watch.
>>24199310
>>24199315
Dem veins. Dat shoulder. Thx for the contribution!
>>24199948
Good god. This thread enjoys post-workout time.
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>>24200077
>Ahhh nuts... Hope you had a good move, Nolly! Come say hi this week while you're in temporary residence.
Hi~
>I'm surprised we didn't get any pics of you moving huge, heavy boxes!
Because they're heavy, and require two hands to pick up! That doesn't leave very many hands for taking pictures. Maybe I'll get one when I'm unpacking?
>Mmmmmargh. I actually thought you would do a webm booping a solitary out of place CMOS battery back into place. But you will have opportunity in rando places this week to find an errant cheese block or something similarly random...
I've got something similar planned, when I next get time to build prototypes. I should have a little more time starting next week or the week after.
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Moar mason jar.
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>>24200077
>This thread enjoys post-workout time
Feels good getting all swollen and sore after a long day.
:3
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>>24200147
Hehehe... I too enjoy a spartan lifestyle. You look tired. Hope that's some refreshing beverage in that mason jar. And that the carpet is somewhat sterile.
>I fucked up and was thinking too long about a good Qt joke. missed the opportunity like a diabetic misses cake. Not diabetic, but mmmmm cake.
>>24200183
>Feels good getting all swollen and sore
>*clamps both hands over mouth to suppress TWSS joke*
But dat is a badass mofo hand/arm.
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Erry time ah need to bump... A man somewhere loses an index fingah. Thus creating a new bump.
(Law of Conservation of Bump)
It will be on the exam
>ReCAPTCHA teasing me. Select all waterfalls. There is only mine and it is omnigush!!!!! Mmmmargh. Zzzzz.
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>>24200590
I don't like that law. I need my index fingers for reasons, like playing music, typing, and pushing buttons.
Also, what a lovely day to sit in breezy shade.
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>>24200606
Mmmm. Can create other bumps rather than resorting to digit severing.
You look relaxed. I am relaxed. Thx.
>Uh oh. Saw forearm vein. Not relaxed. "Anymore" rhymes with "moldy spore". Commence freak out. No. Initiate sleep sequence. Halp.
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wudn't u know, I found som neck as well
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>>24200077
Oh i know, I'm a regular here, kind of
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Former works being, mountanon and the belt, car window vista, and how to tie a tie
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Other hand day after
>>24199948
Nah brah decreases grip strength i just tough it out bit of vasoline goes a long way.
Something i did to get over it is lots of pull ups finger lifts and holding weights.
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morning :)
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>>24195387
Waiting for price quote...
>>24195412
Sounds like you have a very undisciplined crew if they would rather starve to death than eat something that tastes bad. My condolences. I'm glad that you all found sustenance and morale improved.
>>24197648
I would like to pay you in the form of sexual services. My services are highly valued, though so I trust that being at your beck and call for, let's call it 12 months even should suffice? Pls let me know (if) you would like longer.
>tiger stripes
You wanna touch them? They provide some unique textural relief, falling into my skin.
>>24198089
This was no torture. This was... what's the opposite of torture?
>>24198481
>heheheheh
Heheheheh
This is Books signing out for a few days while I go vacation in Cape Cod. If anyone is there, and you see me shopping in Provincetown, pls feel free to assault me and rummage through my "baggage" at your whim.
<3 stay wonderful. I look forward to whatever content is up upon my return!
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>>24201232
Also I try to keep my hands healthy and moisturized as i live in a very dry environment
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>>24199280
>>24199292
I very much enjoy these two.
>>24200183
I wanna play with your finger tattoos.
>>24200904
Is that... a compass?
>>24201290
>This was no torture. This was... what's the opposite of torture?
pleasurable torture? Intense teasing? Downright evil?
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Tried something new and hope this isn't too kinky. Video was longer and had much better quality but making these Webms is quite an act
Any requests?
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>>24201914
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>>24197713
I was the guy with the mannequins, sorry I haven't been around, but I also no longer work there so no more mannequin shenanigans for me.
Here's your consolation prize
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>>24201556
Yes!
They tie very well with the necklace I never take off, as well as that I'm from the coast. They actually work too:D
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Catwoman popping in angerly. This is a test on someone else's wifi. I hope it posts. I've been trying this shit for fucking DAYS fffffuck dhyshehdhmks!!!
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Office bump
>>24202392
Wifi is being a skag isn't it cat?
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>>24202716
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>>24202725
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>>24202360
Those are awesome!
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Have some vacation pics thread.
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good evening :)
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Hmm. Definitely porous.
I believe it's a rock!
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Ooh. Another rock-like object.
better touch it.
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This one appears to be wet!
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So wet... hmmm... sprinkler, rain, or...
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>>24200904
Cool cufflink
>>24200914
Do you normally wear collars?
>>24201051
>>24201053
Oh I know, Mountanon! we are familiar with your sets. =) We call this one... creepy seductive?
>>24201243
Good morning, indeed! Do like the pants and arm.
>>24201290
>My services are highly valued,
Oh, I don't doubt that. You drive quite the *ahem* hard deal. And I doubt I'll be needing any ah... longer.
>You wanna touch them?
Yes. Not with my fingers.
>Provincetown
Enjoy, P-town friend!! Have many days of reading, sun, nature and libations. Good luck beating back the hordes of people that seek to molest you.
>occurred to me that when you walk through town, it probably looks like lepers reaching out to Jesus to be saved... no apologies for sacrilege.
>>24201436
Well now... that just looks dangerous if you're gonna go driving soon... But hooray for taking care of your skin. =)
>>24201914
>>24201920
Oh. dear. Leviathan... I cannot watch these at the moment, but I am certain these are going to send ladies over the edge into cascading waves of orgasm.
>>24201994
Oh hey Mannequin Man!!! No worries about lack of mannequin shenanigan. (That is a fun phrase to say.) We love your consolation prizes. We are somewhat slutty ITT for your delightful thread-relevant parts. =)
Did you find a qt to come straddle/choke you?
>>24202360
Very nice! Thank you for sharing!
>>24202392
Gurl- I would not put up with that. Your lifetime value as a customer to your mobile and/or ISP provider is outrageous... Have them sort it out or switch providers. They have huge retention departments to keep your business. This thread needs you. =(
>>24202716
>>24202725
>>24202730
Stretch request filled, again! Thank you =)
>>24202960
Mmmm. I love me some geometric patterns.
>And no, not thinking anything juvenile or stupid re: Brandt's hand and boxes
>>24202966
Ulp. More like "fantastic evening"
>>24202976
Hehehehe! Thankfully we got one nature fingering pic in today given Nolly's move this week!
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>>24202984
We <3 it when you touch hard things.
>>24202986
hahaha!
It actually looks like a brachiosaurus, moseying along before its species gets annihilated.
>>24202990
Bah. I hardly call that wet. You've done much worse damage to our panties and sheets.
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A rose for all you classy ladies out there
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>>24203281
>Do you normally wear collars?
I would if it was publicly acceptable.
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>>24203418
That is a gorgeous rose!
>>24203458
So many dirty ideas....
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>>24203511
unf, yes, I need to have more subby experiences
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"I'm not dead, yet!" bump.
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Though to be honest, these meds are not fun at work. They mess with my ability to focus and I seem to be getting stressed out more easily. Only two more days to go, though.
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>>24203724
Td brah
Td
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>>24203984
>>24204037
We're glad you're okay, Torque. D:
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Stumbled across this today.
>>24200228
>Hehehe... I too enjoy a spartan lifestyle. You look tired. Hope that's some refreshing beverage in that mason jar. And that the carpet is somewhat sterile.
Does well water count as refreshing? (not when it's tepid, it doesn't)
>actually prefers well water to town water - so much better-tasting
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Hey, one of these things!
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Tuning a radio is way more fun when you have flashy neon lights to go with it.
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If any ine wants to know how to make a tasty chicken breast here is how
First a bit of oil
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>>24204431
The chicken of course i cut them butterfly style so they are easier to cook.
Ginger red chili pepers garlic and onion salt for flavor
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>>24203418
I'll see your rose with a much smaller rose.
For ladies with good eyesight, I guess.
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>>24204436
Cook in a pan if you put the lid on it goes faster and more thorough
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>>24204445
After a they are golden brown they are good to go
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>>24203418
Awww, love this! Also, I've decided that you should show us your ink in some way in every thread =)
>>24203572
This is a nice shot. Holy Adam's apple. It's like an Adam's coconut... Moar? We are a fan of shredders, strummers, lickers, and pluckers...
>>24203984
>>24204037
Glad that you're hanging in there, Torque! Hopefully no one at work has made the ironic gesture of giving you a Ford Focus to work on?
>weak, but I'll blame it on giddiness that you still visit us while mildly incapacitated =)
>>24204319
Oh my goodness. Did you go to a swap meet?
>>24204276
I think I have a t-shirt that says the same thing...
>>24204441
Swooning, Perseus. Wait... Are you actually in PDX area?
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>>24191383
Waffles with a post workout body pic. plus chin and lips for those loveers of lips of you
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>>24204450
Ayyyy, thx for sharing! Is nice to see demos like this =)
>>24204436
Would use the same seasonings on tofu fer sure
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>>24204822
Oooof. Looking good.
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>> BILLIARDS REQUEST <<
Aw man... Can't believe I haven't requested this before. But yeah... If you guys have pics of playing billiards, do share...
- lining up a shot, bent over table
- studying the table, stick straight up
- chalking a stick
- setting up a new table, with hand on the (teehee) triangle of balls
- holding a beverage, watching a buddy play
Eeep.
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Today's sight-seeing adventure:
so smooth...
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SO smooth...
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Well now, what's this then?
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Huh, well that's interesting. It's very warm in here. Not exactly what I expected...
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Seems to be a bit wet too... I suppose that makes sense, given you're supposed to hear the ocean with one of these held up to your ear...
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Well shit. Big sucker.
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Interesting how my hands seem to disappear into alternate dimensions with these shells.
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I wonder if my size stays the same or if I am changed relative to the size of the shell?
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Hmmm. Experiments for later.
What's next?
Oh.
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Hmm... <coughs>
I'll be back later.
I, uh, gotta check this out further, for science. bbl!
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>>24203281
I think dark temptation has a nicer ring to it but this is not one of my best sets to be sure
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Bleary bump backtobed
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Morning hairstyling
>>24204843
Anytime :)
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>>24205996
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>skadoosh<
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>>24205433
>>24205437
hahahaha! And OMG - huge bivalve. Dat hand... looking downright tawny.
>Fun class of Mollusca to say over and over again: Polyplacophora
>>24205440
Getting nervous...
>>24205444
*snicker*!!!! And conch'ed (that's what you say when you're holding shell instead of check'd)
>>24205446
>>24205456
>>24205463
Oh, how I enjoy these. =D
Ya know, even though all mollusks produce eggs, this one might have been sensitive about the size of its mantle cavity. Luckily, this is just a shell of a gastropod so it won't be offended...
>>24205471
>>24205475
hahahaha! Mmmmm... too late. Giggles have not pre-empted the image your fondling bewbs.
>>24205654
Appreciate the effort anyway! Hard to see on mobile, but I can see the pose. =) "Dark temptation", "creepy seductive" - both good, depending on what type o' qts you want to attract. ;)
>>24206505
"My old enemy... Stairs." =D
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>> TAKE OFF YER SHIRT REQUEST BUMP <<
I know this has been done many times before, but not by all of you...
Politely requesting slow shirt removal- a series of stills or a webm.
From front or behind- both are yummy.
1) Peel off a t-shirt. Wanna see whether you turn it inside out, or if you pull it off the top of your head.
2) Unbutton and let us see the muscle movement as you take off a button-up shirt. Cuffs optional.
3) Got layers with jacket, hoodie, undershirt, etc.? Maximum viewing enjoyment. =D
Thx to most recent contributors for this- Torque, Green!
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>>24201914
>>24201920
>Face is still bright red from viewing last night. Bless. L-lewd...
Would you mind doing the "take your shirt off" request?
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>>24207310
Hm. Surprising that this god only has one hand given than man surely created god in man's likeness.
agnostic snark aside, thx for the contribution! Pls post all future thread-relevant divinity here!
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>> Bump requesting femanons to make requests and commentary <<
Do it while on bathroom break on the toilet if you have to. Thx.
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Time to rise and shine...
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>>24204810
>PDX area
No, I'm a ways north. Also, late good morning!
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thred ded :c
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>>24207745
Jesus Christ.
>coming from aforementioned agnostic, this expression indicates severe levels of arousal
>>24207749
Thx! You should keep postin' moar arm and ink and neck ITT if you are so inclined. Tis a good pic. We tend to like less skull, but I see how ya obscured identity/eyes anyway =)
>>24207828
Oh haaaaaay kitty! Dat paw. Kitty def belongs ITT. And thx, Perseus for checking in!!
>>24208166
True dat. But only because you impaled us?!? Holy gkdjdeid
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Aha time for bench
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>>24208452
Now for cardio
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See this? This is bullshit. My tires are fine rental car. Stop being so sensitive and do yer frickin job.
>bump<
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>>24208553
...u didn't finish your gym session and then take us into the showers with u :(
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>>24208859
Who says I won't share a shower with you snow princess?
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>>24204098
>>24204810
Thanks, ladies.
>>24207641
I was going to apologize for not posting as much the past couple of days, but it sounds like you have your hands full already, Ms. Pants. I hope you always feel like your energy and efforts here are appreciated.
And maybe you have also have a bruise you'd like me to tend to? I think your lips would make this (tiny) new one feel a tad better.
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>>24208842
Do you really blame her for being sensitive with you inside of her?
>>24208913
Wow what a bruise. 10/10 would be affectionate with.
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Cheers! I remember one of you had a thing for light shining through the liquor, so here you go~
>yes, I'm drinking out of a measuring cup - all of my shot glasses are packed away
>>24204810
>Oh my goodness. Did you go to a swap meet?
No, the person who owns this got it when it was new (in the 80's). I'm just taking pictures~
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>>24190554
Holy shit I'm in the macro i just noticed that
>>24208866
Some after shower pics i am on my bulk I'm trying to get up to 215-220
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>>24209408
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>>24209411
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Posting to see if there's interest in stupidly vascular arms.
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>>24208842
Who knows what these instruments are saying. It looks like the indicator is "your right rear tire is feeling swole"
>>24208913
OMG. Y-yes, you guys always make us feel special and appreciated. =) Would make your bruises feel better with my lips- no need to ask twice. Are you sure you don't have moar?! all. over.
"Mutual bruise therapy"- must be what the kids are calling it these days. ;)
>>24209354
Yiiiiis! Thx, Nolly!! Nice wood, as well. =D
>>24209408
Prefer a bit more cropping out of eyes if ya don't mind...
>>24209495
Tons of interest for your stupidly vascular arms, thank you!
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>>24209802
Glad to see there's interest. Two more photos for y'all during my study break. Here's one trying to get more of the vascularity.
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>>24210281
And one more, this time attempting to show off muscle tone/definition/freak forearms.
Any specific requests for the next one or two?
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>>24205471
>>24205475
I loved this! hehe.
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>>24209802
My bad is this better?
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There's not enough necks in this thread.
Necks are the best body part.
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>>24210631
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>>24210653
Work bump
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>> PING PONG / FOOSBALL REQUEST BUMP <<
Anyone play either of these? Air hockey? Whack-a-Mole?
If so, pls share action shots.
>Mobile work bump, will be back to admire and comment and grumble!
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>>24202716
It's horrid. You have no idea. At least I can eyeball the thread even if I can't always post. :/
>>24203281
>Gurl- I would not put up with that. Your lifetime value as a customer to your mobile and/or ISP provider is outrageous... Have them sort it out or switch providers. They have huge retention departments to keep your business. This thread needs you. =(
As far as isp they are the only provider offered in my area. Nobody else wants any thing to do with this shit town. I don't usually have issues with my mobile provider. I think it's my phone. I just upgraded two months or so ago.
>>24203418
It's so beautiful!!!
>>24203724
Whyyyyy is there blood on your fingers?
>>24204037
Heyyyy yeah you're off tomorrow, right?
>>24204327
Have some knobs to be fondled.
>>24204441
Equally beautiful, I love your finger tattoos
>>24204822
And all this time I thought I didn't like waffles.
>>24205440
>>24205444
>>24205446
>>24205451
>>24205456
Yessss!!! I wish I had thought of seashell handling! Unfortunately landlocked it's not something I see too often
>>24206505
So rough
>>24208166
Good jesus...
>>24208913
Audibly whimpering
>>24209495
Dem veins though
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>>24210631
>There's not enough necks in this thread.
>Necks are the best body part.
What a coincidence - I happen to have one of those!
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Hm, that chair looks more comfortable. Let's move over there.
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Much better. Rocking chairs are nice.
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>>24211513
>cat is always watching you
Noice
Also someone wanted some shirts being taken off?
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Though, admittedly, the arms on this chair are about half a forearm's length too short.
But hey, if it fits I sits.
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>>24211541
>its a 4chan rotates your pics again
Damn it all
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>>24211548
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>>24210281
>>24210284
Thank you! Any hobbies where you're gripping stuff? To show off forearm strength or spindly fingers?
>>24210601
'Tis better, thank you =)
>>24211104
Hehe... hope that stress ball is working
>>24211515
>>24211524
>>24211532
Oh, nice! Interesting chairs. Have you tried the sitting poses from pastebin?
>Poses with chair with a back but no arms:
>-standing, have hand(s) on back of chair, either gripping it or resting on the back of chair
>-still standing, pull on back of chair, potentially gesturing with other hand as if to offer girl a seat
>-sitting in chair, one forearm draped on back of chair while hand is relaxed and fingers are kinda pointing down. The other arm is crossed against your laid back body, holding fingers of the hand which has the forearm resting on the back of the chair
>-sitting- any "thinking" position where you're leaned forward, elbow on a knee and fingers at mouth or stroking beard /chin/ neck. The other arm would be palm down on your thigh
>-standing, swivel chair on 1 leg (for webm fans and fans of wrist action)
>-sitting- straddle chair and cross arms in top of the back of the chair
>-sitting- straddle chair and hug the back of the chair such that forearms are crossed in an X of sorts
>>24211545
Rocking chairs are underrated.
>>24211548
Ayyy, thanks for the filling the shirt removal request! Hard to do when you aren't using a camera timer, since I'm assuming you use 2 arms to remove shirts. =)
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>>24211946
It was pretty easy just held my hands steady
Also not that anon you requested do it bit I got a grip trainer at my desk
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>>24209495 #
>Dem veins though
Thank you!
All the phlebotomists love me ;)
>>24211946
>Any hobbies to show off forearm strength or spindly fingers?
I used to play piano. If I find one that I can play nearby I'll have someone film my hands.
In the meantime I'm building some furniture out of scrap wood for my apartment when I'm off work. I'll snap some photos and upload in the near future.
In the meantime here's me putting away a hammer at work.
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>>24209166
There's something else near there I was thinking you could be affectionate with, as well...
>>24209802
I'm sure your lips would make the parts of me that don't have bruises feel better, too. Please, explore to your heart's content.
>>24211513
>off tomorrow
Yes, thankfully. I even got off of work early today because we were so slow. Great for afternoon napping, not so great for making money.
>audibly whimpering
You know I like making you whimper.
Get that phone sorted out for us, Cat. The thread misses you!
Thought the thread might need some veiny finger blasting, err, I mean posting.
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Skinny bassist reporting. (6'0" & 126 lbs.)
Chewed nails, scarred fingers and veiny arms.
If there is one person aside from my ex out there who finds my arms/hands attractive I will be content.
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>>24212233
watch your wrist posture, anon
i didnt, and now my wrists are fucked
t. oldbassfag
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Lets get knotty
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>>24212333
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>>24212346
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>>24211977
Ah, but you don't usually take off your shirt with one hand, do you?
>>24212110
>All the phlebotomists love me
Comes in handy when you get the phlembotomist who is having a bad day... phlembotomists are people, too- and sometimes, they can be very, very grumpy and inconsiderate people. ;)
Thanks for sharing - we do love any kind of construction / skilled work! Or hobbies involving skill/finesse/strength. Actually, even if you have hobbies that only involve your mind, we like those, too - a fan of "thinking" poses.
>>24212215
>I'm sure your lips would make the parts of me that don't have bruises feel better, too. Please, explore to your heart's content.
Yeeeeep. I do enjoy worshipping a man's bod with kisses. A lot of guys are just too impatient to get their dingdong in an oriface and miss out on some of the other offerings.
>need some veiny finger blasting
Always. always
>>24212233
Welcome, Content! We love musicians ITT. Many of our beloved regulars play guitar/bass. Will you post moar? I see you got the memo re: white tee, too.
>Inner groupie is a stereotypical group that I'm happy to be a part of.
>>24212333
Triplicate threes, nice! Would advise against playing the lottery today. And actually, every day. But don't get me started on that...
>>24212348
What kind o' knot is this?
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>>24212685
>oriface
I laughed. And I'd like you to take your time with me- tease me until I'm begging to be in you. Don't worry, I'd return the favor and get you just as worked up.
A storm came through, and I realized that I don't think I've posted wet hand pics yet.
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>>24213209
Oh man, this is just what I needed after a long day. Thank you~
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>>24212233
Sexy af man. I love skinny guys and I love musicians. You're making me tingly.
>tfw you go out to local dives see live music all the time and you're older than most of the dudes there but you can't resist
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>>24213275
Maybe a couple of long fingers would help you forget the long day? I'm sure you have ideas about how they could be useful...
For all of the two finger fans out there.
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>>24211515
Mmmffff it needs nibbles
>>24211541
Yyyyyyesss pls.
>>24211548
Even upside down its so good
>>24212110
I think that's my true calling but I wouldn't be able to stop drooling long enough.
>>24212215
I'm trying, it sucks. I'm just glad I can still pop in and look at the very least!
>>24212233
Oh yas please
>>24212333
I giggled a little too hard
>>24213353
Gaaaaawd yes!
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>They ride subways<
Hang on for dear life!
-Brandt
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Hail Victory ya degenerate fucks
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>>24213796
you have a lovely arm but that's not a very flattering pose
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>>24213815
Roman salute best pose
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>>24213831
you know, now that you mention it you should dress as a roman legionnaire for halloween. something tells me you would look nice in that
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>>24213850
Maybe when I have kids one day
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Wow you guys have such lovely arms.
I find the more veins the better.
I look at hands arms body first before even a face when I find someone attractive. This thread is not healthy for me
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Before weekend.
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>>24214217
After weekend.
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>>24212685
>We do love any kind of construction / skilled work! Or hobbies involving skill/finesse/strength.
I wouldn't call the work in this picture skilled <_< but for my very first piece, I'll accept it.
>>24213427
>I think that's my true calling but I wouldn't be able to stop drooling long enough.
The give the phlebotomists face masks too :) let me know if you get into it and need to learn where all the veins are.
Here's one sitting backwards on my first project - a really rough sofa. It's functional and somewhat comfy but I'm thinking I'm going to upholstery it to hide pretty much all the scrap wood I used to build it. And all the mistakes I made.
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>>24213209
Dat ain't a storm... ;) hnnnng
>>24213353
Eeep!
>>24213736
Would pretend to fall into this arm. Actually, klutzy self would fall into the arm, no flirting required.
>>24214217
>>24214222
Dem trips! Unfortunately, trips do not salve sunburned skin. Sorry. =( but ooooh! Thx for sharing some manly collarbone and neck. Mmm.
>>24214535
Dude, that's awesome! Nice work! And good pose. =)
>we have places you can bury your ah... scrap wood.
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>>24214217
That's a nice neck
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>>24213353
Dirty thoughts now.
>>24213736
Sooo.. I can just hold onto you instead of the pole, right?
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>>24212685
I do use one hand for shirt removal XD
The knots called an oystermans stopper knot super strong knot and you can untie it easy
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>>24190554
Time for breakfast
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Sweet sweet coffee
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Go away, beautiful sunny day, I'm busy.
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>>24215368
This is cool- the frame jerkiness makes the water look perhaps more powerful than it is.
>God, dat hand and watch. Have imagined it squeezing my ass more often than I care to admit.
>>24215540
Hehehe! Silhouette photo and scenery porn! #winning That view is beautiful, though. Thx for sharing...
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>> SITTING ON A FLOOR / IN A CORNER <<
Pls find a cozy wall or corner - would like to see your neck, chest, arms as you're on a laptop, reading a book, holding a furry or scaly friend, etc.
It's a different perspective with different posture than your everyday habitual places and I'd like to see it... Maybe you have your head leaning back against the wall? Maybe you're crouched over a laptop. Maybe you're pressing your back into the wall, appreciating the strength of the wall? Idk, but thx!
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>>24213427
True, we'll just be grateful you can participate however and whenever you can.
>>24214745
>dat ain't a storm
Oh, the everlasting Bossy waterfall. I do hope you stay hydrated well when viewing ;)
>>24214986
This thread does tend to inspire some dirty thoughts from time to time.
Alternate veiny hand/finger bump.
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>b-roll bump<
It came from the deep...
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>>24214217
Mmmf that neck and fuzz
>>24214535
Oh I just might
>>24215368
What is this?
>>24216472
I'm trying! It seems okay connected to the neighbors wifi atm.
>>24217265
I'll let you get deep!
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First off, apologies for not responding to ANY of the comments left on my pics (or barely any). It's been a busy week and I'm often just popping by to drop stuff off.
That said, lemme try and rectify that rather rude behavior over the course of the day, starting with this:
>>24217451
>What is this?
I am conjuring up the gush with the aid of a boat's propellers. It was mildly successful.
>I'll let you get deep!
Oh my... careful there Catty, you're liable to make me blush!
>>24215789
>frame jerkiness/butt grabs
Whenever I take pics I snap a bunch at once in case my hand shakes or I suddenly decide to change angles slightly. In this case it proved helpful in making a gif:D
And uh, I'm sure my hand hasn't wondered about the texture of your ass EVER. Not even once. Not even right now! Yup. TOTALLY NOT LYING.
uh huh. yeah.
>>24214986
>...hold on to you instead of the pole...
Well, I mean, are the two mutually exclusive?
>>24214745
>klutzy self
I'd catch you with a grin and a chuckle.
It's happened before:3
>>24211513
>seashell handling
It was a thing of opportunity. There I was, and so were they.
>so rough
Scraggly:D
>>24209802
>...instruments are saying...
Waaaah! I'm a rental car owned by a company that hates me! Waaaaah!
>>24209166
>...sensitive inside her...
Nope. Not at all. Wish the company that rented me the car did proper maintenance though.
>>24208392
>Jesus Christ
It's a good thing I'm not a missionary. I might be a little too effective at creating sinners to save...
>>24206997
>shells
Mwahahaha. Gonna have to practice Polyplacophora... might be fun to say fast and repeatedly:p And the last two pics, totally how I hold breasts when being ridden. Just sayin.
>My old enemy... stairs.
Yeeeeeee. But truthfully, my oldest enemy is chocolate chip cookies.
So tricksy. So delicious. So... inevitable.
OK. Gotta run. I'll be around.
-Brandt
(more b-roll)
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>posingwithinstruments.jpg
>>24213427
>Mmmffff it needs nibbles
I knew it was missing something! Won't you come help me out with that? ;)
>>24211946
>Oh, nice! Interesting chairs. Have you tried the sitting poses from pastebin?
I haven't, but I will, as soon as I get the time! I've been kinda busy this week~
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Feeling vulgar... have some vulgar bump commentary.
>>24207745
>Time to rise and shine..
I will make it time for you to rise if you promise to make me shine, knowwhatImean.
>>24208166
>thred ded :c
Not dead, but every thread needs a good er... shock now and then. Feel free to help with that endeavor.
>this post brought to you by the letter "A"
>>24209354
NOLLY! gtf back in here while Catwoman is using the neighbor's WiFi!!!
>>24215322
I forgot to say thank you for the knot education. =)
>>24216472
>Oh, the everlasting Bossy waterfall. I do hope you stay hydrated well when viewing ;)
No joke, my vascular friend. I do, indeed re-hydrate throughout the day/night. Otherwise I get a severe headache and those around me fear for their safety and well-being...
>Speaking of which - feeling better now? Or are meds still leaving your system?
>>24217643
>texture of my ass
Hm. It really depends on whether it's been recently oiled or has other fluids on it... but I think it's fair to say that it feels like hairless human flesh.
>I'd catch you with a grin and a chuckle.
>It's happened before:3
Flirt game is strong with this one.
>Waaaah! I'm a rental car owned by a company that hates me! Waaaaah!
These are the lyrics to the Rental Car Fleet Anthem, sung by many...
>my oldest enemy is chocolate chip cookies
GODDAMN IT
*storms off*
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And now to actually play this little lady~
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>>24191578
>>24199176
>>24199310
>>24199948
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>>24217959
>NOLLY! gtf back in here while Catwoman is using the neighbor's WiFi!!!
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME (but what a coincidence that I popped in just when you posted that, huh?)
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>>24218029
I saw that right as I stormed out, proud of my bossy influence, and yet, so weak and susceptible to the thought of chocolate chip cookies. Ya done good, friend.
>>24218032
Hahahaha! And thank you re: floor/corner request fill!!!!
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>>24217968
Janitors, pls assist.
>>24218048
Hi anon, please see >>24190558
Thx.
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>>24217968
You can't hear it, but I'm producing the truest laugh. It feels excellent.
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>>24217959
>feeling better now?
Yes, I've been off of meds for 2 days now and am feeling pretty normal (for me) again.
>those around me fear for their safety
I just realized that I don't think you've mentioned physically attacking anyone in quite a few threads now. Is this good or bad?
And how vulgar are you feeling (I've been stupidly, aggressively hornier than usual for 2 or 3 days now)? I filmed a couple of things that meet thread guidelines, but are probably a little too explicit for the thread. I can send something in an email to you if you'd like. overfall4@ hotmail.com is my throwaway, or post yours if you want. Also, I won't be offended if you're wary of contact outside of the threads; feel free to say no.
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>>24204996
Thank you! I've been working really hard at my body again
>>24211513
how can you not like waffles?!?
Im sure I taste better though..
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>b-roll bump<
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>before bed bum page<
That's right Americanskis, BUM PAGE!
>so small boat! hahahahaha!<
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>>24190554
>tfw you're nearly out of coffee and have been up since 2 am
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>> CHAIR / CAR GROOVING BUMP REQUEST <<
Do any of you guys groove at your desk or in the car to tunes? Of course you do. Can we see some neck / shoulder groove action? Air drumming and fingering / strumming / picking with hands optional....
What about air DJing? Complete with real headset and an air turntable... We don't care if you're being a poser- it'll be silly and will make us (me) laugh my ass off.
>Work bump. Will do thread catchup later. Seems like many people are busy...
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>would love to post here...
>mfw I can't..
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>>24190554
Made these for one girl.
Focus is still on hands.
1/2
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>>24190554
2/2
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>>24220670
Why not anon?
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>>24220761
Because my veins never show themselves.
Which is super weird since I'm quite slim but fit..
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>>24220829
Gotta bulk up brah
Post them arms
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Finally get to go home
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>>24220829
Doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't post! We lust after physical attributes but will swoon if you have moar to offer in terms of creativity and thoughtfulness. It's up to you, though!
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Yes please post
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Been painting at work today. Here's my hands covered in white stuff.
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>> RANDOM SUMMER VIDEO REQUEST <<
Batshit crazy, but whatever!!! If you don't like it, make a better request!
Remember the "We Can't Stop" video by Miley Cyrus a few years ago which got played endlessly in all sorts of public venues? Neither do I. But I saw it recently, so here's the challenge. Take humorous photos using thread-relevant man parts and any of the various props featured in the video:
1) Beats by Dre pill speaker
2) Gold grill / teeth
3) Smoke coming out of yo' pants
4) Cash sammich
5) Skull made of french fries
6) Severed fingers
7) bear backpacks
8) fuckdoll
9) pinata filled with hot dogs
>work day still ain't over.
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>>24218150
>You can't hear it, but I'm producing the truest laugh. It feels excellent.
That would actually be a great pose, or rather - candid to see from everyone. A hearty laugh where we can see neck and whether you place your hands on your waist like a diabolical villain, or cover your mouth with your hands like an anime girl, etc.
>>24218240
>I just realized that I don't think you've mentioned physically attacking anyone in quite a few threads now. Is this good or bad?
Heh. It depends on who you ask.
>explicit material
If it meets the guidelines, I'd be happy/grateful to have it on the thread if you're comfortable with that - no pressure at all!
>and it's definitely not personal- I just don't want to accept exclusive content at the moment, even though I'm sure it's heart-stoppingly HAWWWWT. And you are a sweetheart. A hot, horny sweetheart. And we <3 you for that. =D
>>24218541
>how can you not like waffles?!?
Well, if you are a kid who's prone to motion-sickness and you take a roadtrip after eating waffles and then proceed to vomit said waffles while on winding, mountain roads... that can ruin waffles for ya. But I still <3 you, Waffles.
>>24219827
>That's right Americanskis, BUM PAGE!
I laughed harder at this than I should have.
>>24220654
Holy veins! Thank you! Wouldn't mind as you have moar and/or higher res pics, but the thread is appeased with your sacrifice. ;)
>>24221103
Congrats! Have a good weekend...
>>24221800
Nice! Spindly fingahs are back! I feel like I want to turn your hands into a meme where your hands have replaced Tom Cruise's in this classic with Oprah.
http://rs161.pbsrc.com/albums/t229/shooterjen1/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.gif~c200
>You get a zap! You get a zap! Everyone gets a zap!!
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>>24222257
I will
I still gotta go to my part time job but i love that place a d i get to do deadlift
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>>24222257
I got back into working out. You will see more in the future.
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>>24222358
Good on you i just beat my deadlift pr
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Boop
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Not sure if you've had this before, but I thought it may be unique.
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>no sleepy no bump<
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>>24222149
>4) Cash sammich
Heh
>>24222257
>Heh. It depends on who you ask.
I, for one, miss it~
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>>24222286
Sweet! Driving pic. and I'm sure you'll be back to show us the deadlift.
>>24222297
That's a good smile and neck. So quiet, though.
>>24222452
Congrats! I'd love to put a newborn river otter in the crook of one of your arms. Would be cute.
>>24222720
Too cryptic for me to decipher this AM
>>24222966
Def have more light in this pic, mountanon. =) I like what you're doing with your hands and arms here- maybe we can get another shot if you have the time? From your room, not the bathroom?
>>24223684
Thank you! I believe this has been requested a couple of threads ago!
>>24224206
Hehe! The bottom fish looks radioactive! Tell that incompetent boob Ensign to watch out...
>>24224380
Lol!!!!!!! OMG!(@)&&!!!!
So awesome =)
Will we see moar? Ya gotta watch the video and pretend to take a bite of it. =) And not to be greedy, but if someone ends up with the hot dog filled piñata, I may die...
>mrw Nolly offers Saturday delivery, free of charge
>>missing violent tendencies bossypants
>She always comes back, but those thoughts have been temporarily displaced on to self-absorbed slow walkers who don't step aside after being issued an "excuse me", and people who cough without covering their mouths, ugh.
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>>24224628
Yeah i apologize about that, i was stretching and just happened to see that. Sporadic kind of thing
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>>24224777
No apologies necessary! Do like the pose. =) and nice trips!
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>> FLIRT POSES REQUEST <<
Can we see you guys' composure when you're flirting? I realize that this is everyday behavior for many of you, but let's see 'em anyway. Whatever comes naturally to you. Examples include:
- head cocked to the side, with smirk
- relaxing on a bench or sofa, with an arm across the side, inviting someone to sit next to you
- crouched over in a chair or public transportation seat, focused on your phone, peering up and noticing a girl, with a sly smile
- leaning against a wall, head up and back, as if you're checking out an attractive girl walking by
- looking over your shoulder to sneak another look at someone who caught your eye
- leaning back in a chair, arms behind your head, with a big, cocky smile on your face like "you know you want me"
- standing up, holding a door open, gesturing an "after you" hand gesture
Am afraid most of these are effective only when clothed, else the pic will be too reminiscent of cheesy porno.
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>>24224628
I would love to cuddle with an otter
Its my rest day but next time I hit the gym I'll see what i can do
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>>24224628
>Will we see moar?
Maybe! Not right away! I have a vehicle full of stuff to unload/unpack~
>>24224628
>>>missing violent tendencies bossypants
>>She always comes back, but those thoughts have been temporarily displaced on to self-absorbed slow walkers who don't step aside after being issued an "excuse me", and people who cough without covering their mouths, ugh.
See, I just take all that aggression out by shouting at people on the interstate. :D
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Been some time since I last posted, but hi thread!
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>>24222257
No worries. Yeah, the only reason I hadn't posted anything from those clips was that I wasn't entirely comfortable posting them for everyone to see. That seems kinda odd, I guess, considering I'm ok with everyone seeing penis veins through super stretchy underwear, but these were a step further in my opinion.
And I think it was also you that had requested carrying things a couple of threads ago? I was feeling better at work today and managed to sneak some pics in.
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Can you tell I did brakes today?
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Pretty similar to the first pic, but still more brake parts. We generate a fair amount of scrap metal week to week.
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Busy Sat bump- be back for thread catch up. Where are my femanon friends.
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Bumping with an old WebM.
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>>24225669
nice brah
I did a shift for a shoe store I used to work full time for ( I know work at a pipe plant but I do some shifts there from time to time)
if you want any recommendations for work boots let me know
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>>24226431
Thanks. I've been pretty happy with my footwear so far, but I'll definitely ask if I need some suggestions.
One more pic bump. And, yes, this is more brake work- just squishy, greasy brake work.
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>>24222257
Ohhh.. I see that would ruin waffles.
Thankfully it didn't ruin me for you ;)
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>>24225074
Hehe! That's all we ask, thanks! Also,
Maybe try some of the classic poses in the pastebin or these? >>24224841
>>24225223
Congrats on your move! I counted about 5 request fills in this pic- did I miss any?
>am now curious what your road rage sounds like. Mine is all sarcastic muttering, like "whyyyy do you have to be so inconsiderate?!" And "handicapped placards aren't meant for the socially unaware" and such.
>>24225611
Hey Weldbro! How have ya been? Origami looks good!
>>24225642
OMG- I want to tackle your gentlemanly self! But in a delighted way, not a "I hope oxygen never enters your lungs again." Thank you!! And hnnnng.
>I too laughed thinking that we've oohed and ahhed at your sheathed, veiny cock and was like, what could be more explicit but still within guidelines?
>>24225669
>>24225678
Stop everything! This is so metal. \m/ \m/ It's a good thing you're a fan of the genre. ;)
>>24226414
Thanks, dude! Dunno where the audience went to, so appreciate the help. Cat loved this webm...
>>24226955
This practically fills the CPR request. =) ah... You should find some "Hot Mechanics Calendar 2017" to be featured in. What month would you be?
>>24226976
of course not. Taste aversion generally doesn't work with sugar and things that are super sweet. =)
>Zzzzzzzz. G'night.
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>>24193984
Is this Oregon?
Also why is this thread so freaking hot?
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Happiness is finally buying a proper scotch glass.
-Brandt
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mmm... nap.
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>>24227901
>Back to bed bump. Mmmmmm. Sleep.
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>>24225642
>>24225669
>>24225678
You can do my brakes, bby... (I don't even know...)
>>24226976
And now I'm craving waffles. Great.
>>24227456
Because these guys are constantly on fire. <3
>>24227593
Ooooh, glassware. Always nice to see. And that watch and the bend in the wrist... Mmm...
>>24227901
Pavlov's dogs over here...
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>>24227380
I've been pretty good, finally found a place to wrench on cars and other things so who knows, maybe I'll manage to snap a couple of pics there.
Also obligatory hair WebM.
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Hand
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>>24227456
>Is this Oregon?
Hi- that's Perseus in case you have any requests for him. I thought he was in Portland, OR too - said he's further north.
>Also why is this thread so freaking hot?
Don't let a good thing die- encourage the guys to keep posting.through feedback and requests. =)
>>24227593
OMG, I <3 it!! When you get a chance, will you take some color pics? With the wood table and dat watch and your hairy arm/hand? Mmmm....
>I laughed- you're so manly that there's a hair on the table, about an inch under your thumb. Either that, or an eyelash. *fans self*
>>24228780
>I've been pretty good, finally found a place to wrench on cars and other things so who knows, maybe I'll manage to snap a couple of pics there.
That's awesome; congrats dude!! We know how much you like autos!
>Also obligatory hair WebM.
Ayyy, the longhair fans will love this. =)
>>24228800
Thx! Where are you such that you need a long-sleeve jacket right now?
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>>24229113
Australia my man; despite being winter my work insists on keeping the aircon running. Plus it's my graduation jacket and I was feelin nostalgic today.
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>>24229152
Ah, I thought either Oz or work! Cool, welcome- and nothing wrong with enjoying the grad jacket! I will try not to be annoying and ask for pics of your hand cuddling any of the indigenous marsupials. =)
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This thread intrigues me; I'll throw in my own two cents. First time posting so I hope some femanon(s) out there can weigh in on these or maybe suggest new gestures.
1/2 for now
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>>24229207
2/2
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>>24229183
Haha feel free, more than happy to post most requests. Knuckles are a bit worn from forging so they're not always that pink.
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Driving the yacht.
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>>24229207
>>24229210
Throw in your own two cents? Or hands? Nice dorsal shots- what do these hands do for work and play? There's a pastebin up by OP if you want to get some ideas on what others have done!
>>24229220
We don't mind worn, tattered hands. What do you forge? Valyrian steel swords????!! No. Sorry.
And honestly, we love seeing man hands be gentle with creatures and plants. I was being a bit serious (with no pressure) about showing poses like that. =)
>>24229305
Pretty boss. Nice fuzz, too.
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First time poster. Just took a short break from a backyard project, and stumbled onto this thread.
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Mmmmornin thread.
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Wish I hadn't shaved yesterday. I had a half decent beard.
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>>24229836
Ho-ly. Veins- check. Hair. Check. Dirty- check. Gripping wood. Check. (Teehee)
Welcome! You will be loved here.
>>24229849
Uh..... We don't mind. Clean cut or not. Moar.
>>24229848
Why is my face not buried in your delicious man pit? With my right leg wrapped around your waist... Grumble
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>>24229836
>>24229849
>>24229929
Same guy. I'm not too great at voice recordings, either, but I'm trying out MSA, too. If you can't tell, this isn't my home board at all.
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>>24229722
Lol. Forging as in martial arts, currently working on a 4 board punch; managed a 3 board on Thursday.
>hands be gentle with creatures
Something like this?
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>>24229961
Nothing like a steaming hot pizza after busting my ass in the sun all day.
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>>24230013
Wish it weren't so late in the season. None of my plants are too qt rn.
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>>24230072
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Eukay, why not ? :3
Wizard' gloves project i am working on.
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>>24230124
That's badass
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>>24227380
All I'll say is that I don't think we've seen the limits quite yet ;)
>stop everything
Oh, you...
>metal
I wasn't even thinking about the finger position. That's just a comfortable way to carry rotors
>Hot Mechanics Calendar 2017
I feel like this is one of those questions from a teen girl's magazine that tells you what your crush would be like in bed based on his response. I'll pick September, though.
>>24228633
Maybe we should start with a test drive and a full vehicle inspection first?
Driving pic bump.
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>>24229939
Ah. A lot of the fans here are rapacious listeners of MSA, too... And it's kinda nice fantasizing about disembodied voices, so I personally prefer silo-ing personas within threads. But anyway- you're just starting out. Of course you're not gonna be "great"- but if you enjoy it, keep at it. We like a wide variety of voices and content...
>>24229957
Hehe! Yes, any and all pics like this, please!!!! *squeal*!!!!
3 boards- what kind of strike did you use? Palm, elbow, fist, etc? Pine boards?
>>24229961
Manly. We like seeing you grip a tool
>>24230013
Congrats! Although pizza... Dangerous. Mmm.
>>24230072
>>24230104
I'd say these are doing better than my plants, which are yellow/ brown. Even succulents... Dying 'cuz of water restrictions and drought.
>>24230124
Applauding! Gandalf is jelly.
>>24231020
Oh man. This is a great pic- color of the tee is a good contrast on how warm your skin tone is here. And hey! Veins and driving!
>haven't seen the limits yet
*sharp intake of breath* eeeep. Penile veins aren't the limit? *blush*
>September
This indicates that you are a sweetie, educated gentleman who can eat a girl out expertly and provide excellent jack hammering services when required. Amirite? I am right.
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Guess where I was today~
>no photos during the actual show, though. I'm not gonna be that guy
>>24227380
>>am now curious what your road rage sounds like. Mine is all sarcastic muttering, like "whyyyy do you have to be so inconsiderate?!" And "handicapped placards aren't meant for the socially unaware" and such.
Mostly shouting, lots of swearing. Depending on how angry I am it'll be a mixture of grumbling and shouting.
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>>24229957
haha I'll have to take some more next I see him.
Punching, it's why I've been forging my knuckles to flatten the bone; at the moment they're too pronounced. The boards are 1.5" Pine each
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>>24231721
I messed up the reply...this is what I get for posting drunk
>>24232003
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>>24231721
My plants are doing well, it's just the end of their lives, and they're getting leggy and unattractive.
I'm a construction worker. I'll see if I can't get some pics today.
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>>24203281
>>24203281
>Good morning, indeed!
>More like "fantastic evening"
Statistically, a day's awesomeness is inversely proportional to its remaining lifespan. (A day being one revolution of awaking and falling back asleep)
>>24208392
>Holy gkdjdeid
>>24211513
>Good jesus...
Is this, what unchristian behaviour leads to?
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Have a good morning bump.
And please excuse the grainy-ass pic, my phone's cameras aren't the greatest, front or rear.
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>>24231816
How was Ozzy?!
>>24232003
Pls do! Ah... Cool, congrats on the forging! I always thought it would be a mean but temporarily funny prank to replace one of the pine boards with say, oak...
>>24232692
Sweet!!! Safety first, of course. But we <3 construction pics
>>24232799
Oh my guhhhhhhhh. Yes, this thread tends to bring out the devout nature of otherwise sinners(?!)
>>24232991
Nothing wrong with armpit bumps, or armpits and lazing about in bed, in general!!
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>> COFFEE CUP FUNNY NAME REQUEST <<
For those of you who get coffee in disposable cups from Starbucks... Can you provide an absurd name to the Starbucks barista and show your proud hand clutching the cup if successfully executed?
Things like Ramalamadingdong or John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt
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Getting frustrated with this whole learning guitar thing so taking a break
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>>24233743
>this thread tends to bring out the devout nature of otherwise sinners(?!)
there's still plenty of sin to confess though....
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>>24233963
Ooh, nice ink. Peony?
>>24234160
Hnng... being leaned over... <3
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>>24233743
>replace pine with oak
Funnily enough, my regional instructor (a 55yr old retired fireman who's been training for 38 years) has punched 8 pine boards at once. That man is a beast and my idol. I have no doubt he'd hardly even notice if say 2-3 got replaced with oak.
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>>24234474
And forgot my photo
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Get off page five, thread. It's not your time to die.
I second the flirting request. Very clever.
It's not really a request because it's been done before for various other ones, but how about
>>Gettin' Dressed!
Started from the bottom, now we're here style. Show us your skivvies and what goes over them. If you're able/willing, give us a glimpse of how (webm). Let us gander at what's in your pockets and on your person (sunglasses, a favorite hat, jewelry, all that). If you have a ritual with getting dressed, let's hear it! Personally, I love watching a guy roll up his sleeves or do up a tie (love it more when he asks me instead, but that's a different story!)
Hope ya'll are well. <3 Will pop in again soon.
*Fields
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>>24234750
Will start posting construction pics in a few.
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>>24233743
Safety is overrated.
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>>24234915
Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. Even "You're fucking embarrassing yourself, you twink"
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>>24234953
Safety guy from our shop showed up, and I had to put on gloves or get fired. You win this time, anon.
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>>24234160
Looking thick, solid, tight. What are your stats?
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>>24233963
Nice ink and acoustic!
>>24234160
Oooo. Yeah, this is a good pose. and uh... grey sweatpants. *heart pounding* And why is it that you don't or won't smile? Did you read the study that in general, females prefer brooding expressions to happy ones?
http://ubc-emotionlab.ca/wp-content/files_mf/happyguysfinishlastemotion.pdf
>>24234480
Hahaha! Shouldn't it really say, "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"? =)
>>24234750
Yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay
OMG thank god you're back. I'm so sick and bored of myself! And yeah, dressing/undressing - kink for me. Seconding this request...
>>24234876
Safety is overrated until that rare moment when someone loses limbs or mental capacity to be able to take pics for this thread. =)
And THANK YOU!!! For all these pics!!! I'm sorry that I'll probably make the macro off the images I already pulled... doesn't mean I don't appreciate them, but only so much spare time in the day here... your arm and veins here... ooof!
>>24234960
>You win this time, anon.
Well, we like seeing guys pull gloves on and off - it's a part of that whole undressing/dressing thang. Plus, I like winning. =D
Also, can't tell - what are you working on? foundation?
>>24235002
Serious density in the arm hair. We like.
>>24235012
Like this shot - although could be clearer. Am not complaining, though - realize the difficulty in getting on-the-job pics!
>>24235019
Heh... feels like this one could be pervy, but maybe that's because we've seen our guys finger many a crevice. ;)
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>>24235254
I'm an electrician, and we're doing a renovation on an existing building. I'm installing floor boxes and raceways for electricity in most of these.
I had to take a video and hold my camera in my mouth for these. How's this?
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>>24235383
Also, on a scale of 1 to lewd, how lewd do you guys tolerate? I may have some lewd stuff floating around on my phone.
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>>24234225
Peony indeed
Don't feel like I can compete with all these manly building pics with my girly chef hands
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>>24234750
But taking things off is easier, and ever so slightly more suggestive...
>>24235390
Speaking from experience, pretty much anything goes as long as no actual junk is visible.
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>>24235419
That's exactly what I intended on posting. My hands/her junk. lol
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>>24235383
Oh gosh, that's much better, thanks! You have the Torque creativity as far as being able to capture two-handed pics without assistance from additional apparatuses. =)
>>24235390
Well, I'd say we get pretty lewd/explicit so as long as it's somewhat tasteful (bulges are good, nice butt grabs are good) - also helps to confirm that active viewers want to see it, i.e., new contributors are better off letting the regular posters get to know them first before diving into the lewd pics.
>>24235419
You do have quite the jewelry stash there, Weldbro.
>>24235438
I'd refrain from posting female parts and activities that you engage with those parts in this thread, but thx for asking! Not that those pics aren't totally hot, but there are other forums for that... Just my opinion.
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>>24235408
>Don't feel like I can compete with all these manly building pics with my girly chef hands
Nah, you belong here. Just like life and love, this ain't a competition. Besides, I don't think you have girly chef hands anyway.
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>>24235511
Yeah, I thought about it for a minute. She wouldn't have a problem with it, but I think it would be a little trashy.
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>>24235544
Oh, we don't judge like that. Thx again for asking first!
>Personally, I enjoy erotic pics like that, but not in this thread. =) Pics that involve female parts won't have a broad appeal like this thread's pics are meant to have- since the audience runs the gamut of size/shape/color/etc. I mean, we like to fantasize about you guys and that's hard to do if you're showing pics of grabbin' titties. ;)
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>>24235587
So sfw lewdness? Got it.
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>>24235710
Just found a pic of me + beard.
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>>24235710
heh- I wouldn't say all of our lewdness is SFW, but I guess it depends on your W! But yes, you have the humorous angle correctly displayed here. =)
>>24235738
You and beard look happy together. Wait, that sounds odd. Never mind... Dem lips. Puf-fy.
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>>24231721
>amirite?
I'm just about whatever you want me to be, girl. That's the great thing about fantasy and imagination.
Cadillac lifestyle= Classy.As.Fuck.
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And forearm and a torque wrench. No Torque wrench in work shots, though.
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>>24236180
Noice, breh. You got any cars of your own, or just what's at the shop?
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>>24236157
Ahhh! I friggin' <3 this pic! Nicely done. =) Sorry that the macro is done - probably won't get a chance to change it before we switch threads, but that's not because I don't love it.
>I'm just about whatever you want me to be, girl. That's the great thing about fantasy and imagination.
Wiser words have never been spoken. Don't worry; I've never imagined you as a gentlemanly demagorg. Not really into those. ;)
>Cadillac lifestyle= Classy.As.Fuck.
Well, I think their branding strategy has worked on you! I think it has a ways to go before they can be competitive versus the German luxe brands and Tesla, but we shall see... random, sorry. multitasking...
>>24236180
Never gonna complain about these pics so long as Torque limbs/neck are present. wrench optional. =)
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>artsy, or lazy? YOU DECIDE
>>24233743
>How was Ozzy?!
Sabbath kicked ass! Ozzy had a little bit of trouble with some of the songs, but they still killed it.
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>>24236600
>>artsy, or lazy? YOU DECIDE
I'd call it "efficient" as far as dragging this thread over the finish line to image limit. ;)
Awesome on the show! That's their "final" run, huh?
I have to say that we've been spoiled by your daily walks / scenery porn. Miss that, but understand moving, jobs and life and all. At least we have the archive!!! =D
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>>24215804
So, uh, I'm in a corner of sorts... Now what?
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Ah yes, of course! SITTING in the corner.
I assure you, I am sitting on a chair.
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See?
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Yay! Stupid jokes time!
What did the ketchup say to the tomato?
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NOTHING! Ketchup doesn't talk!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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No really, why did it?
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An elephant with dementia asked an elephant with amnesia what day it was. The elephant with amnesia looked at the elephant with dementia and said, "I don't know." The elephant with dementia said, "Oh, shoot." And walked away. The elephant with amnesia watched the elephant with dementia walk away forlorn and thought maybe it could help. So the elephant with amnesia walked up to the elephant with dementia, tapped it on the shoulder and said, "It's Monday."
The elephant with dementia thanked the elephant with amnesia and walked happily off.
The elephant with amnesia thought was surprised. That elephant with dementia must be in a pretty advanced state of decay to be happy it's Monday.
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Why is everyone's favorite Christmas a white Christmas?
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Because it's hard to be happy during a Black and Blue Christmas.
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ok, last joke and then I need to jet.
What did the virgin say to the Angel?
"Oh Jesus Christ. Inside?!"
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>>24236949
Whimper.
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AWWWWWRIGHT GUYS! We have maxed out this version of our thread that I have deemed "water and wetness". Let's do it again (let's do it all day, all night long)...
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