/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24190554

Carrying over some requests from prior thread! Thx to all of our contributors for keeping us well-lubed and entertained!

>>24205020
>> BILLIARDS REQUEST <<
- lining up a shot, bent over table
- studying the table, stick straight up
- chalking a stick
- setting up a new table, with hand on the (teehee) triangle of balls
- holding a beverage, watching a buddy play

>>24224841
>> FLIRT POSES REQUEST <<
Can we see you guys' composure when you're flirting? I realize that this is everyday behavior for many of you, but let's see 'em anyway. Whatever comes naturally to you. Examples include:
- head cocked to the side, with smirk
- relaxing on a bench or sofa, with an arm across the side, inviting someone to sit next to you
- crouched over in a chair or public transportation seat, focused on your phone, peering up and noticing a girl, with a sly smile
- leaning against a wall, head up and back, as if you're checking out an attractive girl walking by
- looking over your shoulder to sneak another look at someone who caught your eye
- leaning back in a chair, arms behind your head, with a big, cocky smile on your face like "you know you want me"
- standing up, holding a door open, gesturing an "after you" hand gesture

Am afraid most of these are effective only when clothed, else the pic will be too reminiscent of cheesy porno.

>>24234750
>>Gettin' Dressed!

Started from the bottom, now we're here style. Show us your skivvies and what goes over them. If you're able/willing, give us a glimpse of how (webm). Let us gander at what's in your pockets and on your person (sunglasses, a favorite hat, jewelry, all that). If you have a ritual with getting dressed, let's hear it! Personally, I love watching a guy roll up his sleeves or do up a tie (love it more when he asks me instead, but that's a different story!)

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Am I doin it rite?

>>24237233
Yep! Thx, anon! Serious jawline and nice neck tendons

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>>24237301
I don't have anything else fitting the genra but you can quit imagining the rest

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suh dud

>>24237253
>>24237366
Don't make me 404 this thread, because I will. Guidelines are here: >>24237045

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>>24236760
>I have to say that we've been spoiled by your daily walks / scenery porn. Miss that, but understand moving, jobs and life and all. At least we have the archive!!! =D

Yeah, the whole "having a job" bit does get in the way sometimes. Once I get settled in properly I should have some more content for y'all.

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>>24236444
>love this pic
I think the guy saw me laughing right after I got in his car, too, but I just couldn't help myself when I saw that mirror zip tied to a foam block in that cavity. It's practical. I respect that and would do the same if I needed to, but still made me laugh.

And jeez, what a rough start for us. Let me see if I can get us more on track.

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>>24237836
Yeah, man, pseudo adulthood is a little lame sometimes. Congrats on a job, though.

One more pic from mobile.

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First time poster.

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Hey, spindly fingers/couchbuilder anon here, sorry bout the lack of content updates recently. Been outta town.

I wish I was more comfortable in a suit.

>>24237836
No pressure! Although it's nice to still see ya and say hi- dat smile and those fingers!! Am sure the mug is having a good time =)

>>24237840
Hehehe! We do like it rough a lot of times, but thank goodness folks like you come to the rescue. I didn't want to go blackhat.
>>24237925
And I don't know how you did it, but the dirt/grease on your arm looks like a wrench! Not a torque wrench, though.
>I do know how you did it. Because context and my mind, duhr.

>>24238025
Thx anon- meaty. Could do with a better pic if so inclined?

>>24238195
Hey man, welcome back! Fields will appreciate the tie. Reason for the suit?

>>24238551
>Any reason for the suit?

Got a couple of job interviews today for a hiring conference. So far they've seemed pretty good. Got a real promising opportunity out in Tennessee.

>>24238640
Awesome- show 'em what you have!
>I mean, professionally, of course. Don't whip out a forearm and start stroking your neck in a suggestive fashion. Hope everything works out.

>>24238657
Would be interesting to see what happens though..

>>24238657
>Suggestive interviewing techniques.

I usually keep those in the back pocket only for occasions where I REALLY need the job.

>>24238705
>>24238671
Hehehe... Touché.

>And fyp7!

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>>24237925

Noice, dude. Do you lift, or just turn a wrench all day?

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>>24239261

On the topic of safety, I'm always safe. I'm only 21, and I've already seen a few bad accidents. Saw a guy get a piece of steel thrown through his hard hat a few months ago. Didn't see him drop, but I heard the scream.

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>>24239277

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>>24239343

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>>24238551

A little better picture for you.

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>>24239346

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>>24239352
I was doing some lewd pipework all day, but it's hard to get a pic of that. Here's a male adapter in a tight hole, though.

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>>24239363

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>>24239402

V. cutie. Now I'm only 80% sure everyone here is male. Sorry for the atrocious posting speed. Captcha is fucking up pretty hard. Hope I can get done before I have to go to school.

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>>24239427

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>>24239441

I tried to get some covert pics of my coworkers today, but it wasn't happening. You guys would love the masons. They all look like mechanic bro.

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>>24239458

>>24239277
>Saw a guy get a piece of steel thrown through his hard hat a few months ago. Didn't see him drop, but I heard the scream
Argh. Yes pls to hard hats and safety cautions. Thx for all these work pics! Serious veins here. Is your ring fingertip exposed here so you can use capacitative surfaces? Or is it just the glove...

>>24239351
Ayyy, thank ya! Freckles. We've got another gal on here who's been having difficulty posting, but would give you props for your arm fuzz and coloring.

>>24239363
LOL! This is straight up our alley, so to speak. >And it's OK that not much of your hand is featured here only 'cuz it fits with the rest of the pics you've posted on site with forearm/hand.

>>24239427
>Now I'm only 80% sure everyone here is male
Nay. We have femanons here, yours truly included. But a few enthusiastic hostesses, of which some are snowed under by work and technical issues do not an active thread make. Apologies for that... is a bit quiet at the moment.

>>24239458
>I tried to get some covert pics of my coworkers today, but it wasn't happening. You guys would love the masons. They all look like mechanic bro.
Hehehehe! Going for MVP of the thread? That's pretty awesome of you, thx! Also - can't help but like the belt perspective here.

>>24239468
Seems about the right grip for a ponytail yank. A kind ponytail yank, that is.

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Just kind of a joke-y picture I sent to the girlfriend. She wanted to see my new watch. It's not that nice a watch or anything, but my hand looks good so I thought I'd post it...

(Hope it follows the guidelines. No bare cocks, right?)

>>24240042

No, I cut the glove for grabbing small stuff.

I really don't care what gender the purveyors of fine man meat are. I have pictures of myself on the internet, most of which are much less tasteful than these. As long as someone enjoys them, I've learned not to care.

And don't get me started on ponytail yanking ;^)

>>24240343
*surveyor. Auto correct making me look like a dumbass once again.

>>24240054
jkljkl.png?
I kid - that's kinda a sad face there, anon.

>>24240070
That watch looks great and on you! Thx for sharing, and appreciate it being within guidelines. Heather grey boxer briefs, sweatpants and henleys all do well ITT. =)

>>24240343
>>24240452
Hehehe... you have a good attitude. And would not be the first to rail against the embarrassment that autocorrect brings to all that dare type mobile...

>> DRAFTING BOARD REQUEST BUMP <<
Any artist, architect, design guys that wanna take some pics as they're working at a drafting table? W/ rolled up sleeves, pls =)

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>sweaty mess bump<

-Brandt

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Fine, have another to perk up a bit thread.

>>24241834
>>24242194
*swoons* <3

>>24241834
Sh-shiny m-man!!
*bites nails*
*knees buckle*

>>24242194
Consider me perked up. Or at least 3 pea-like (?) parts perked up...

>>24241834
Damn bro...

Not a fan of body hair but you wear that shit well. #nohomo

>> INTRA THREAD CONVERSATION REQUEST <<
Would you guys mind goofing around and doing poses that interact with the posts above or below you so that there a bit of a story with the pics?

Could be as simple as offering the bro above or below a protein shake, thumbs up, doing a "cheers" thing with a beverage, etc. If you get interrupted, you can take a pouty face pic with your neck, etc.

Might be fun... How about it?

>>24242596

Man hands is serious shit, yo.

>>24242908
^^"seriously the shit"
I fixed it for you. You are welcome.

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>>24242908

Alright. Creep shots of my coworkers. Needless to say, if you recognize these guys, please don't let them know I'm a weirdo.

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>>24243625

No masons today because there was some bad weather coming out of the Gulf.

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>>24243639

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>>24243644

That's it. I took more, but the resolution/medium was awful.

Quick mobile summons! WAFFLES! Apparently it's National Waffle Day in 'murica. So git in here and post. Thank ya.

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>>24238551
Always happy to help the thread.

>>24239261
Mostly wrenching, but I do work out irregularly. I'm really small, though. I'm mostly made of veins, I think.

I think precision and accuracy were a request once? Trust me, I've hit myself a few times.

>>24243935
I love watching people work.

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>>24243850
...ladies

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Sorry for the low quality!

>>24243644
>>24243639
Gah! Thx, anon! The fluororescent colors make your buds look more rugged here. OMG. Creep away!

>>24243935
Ooooh! To enjoy later =)
>mostly made of veins
You're not gonna hear a complaint from us!

>>24244099
No apologies needed- your forearm and hand stand out in this pic.

>>24244456

That guy smoking the cig is a big motherfucker. As tall as me, and like 250 lbs. I think he's a little brain damaged from college ball, though. He's not too quick.

If I were a woman, I'd be all over guys in their late 30's, desu. The guys I work with are some goo looking dudes. no homo

>>24244630
Thick
Solid
Tight

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I'll just quickly repost this from last thread before I go to bed, consider me checked in. Tomorrow's wrenching day, we got a Nissan Micra in need of floor pan patching and an old Mercedes that needs new shocks. This is gonna be fun.

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The thread looks like it's getting a little low. I should probably bump it up.

>>24244630
>>24244648
M-moar

>>24244653
>I'd be all over guys in their late 30's
I have a broader range, but preach. Preach.

>>24244662
Sounds exciting- thx for not forgetting about us!!

>>24245419
Hehehe clever! Looks like a pretty tight twist ya got there. ;)

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>>24240042

Yeah, I got the freckle game down on lock lol

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Lights out time for bed

>>24244662
I was talking to you a bit from the long hair thread, and I'm really interested in seeing those origami webms you mentioned!
Would you be willing to post a couple here, or may I contact you and trouble you for them?

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Terrible lighting in my bathroom but here ya go! Lol

>>24245771
I could dump them this evening, or I could drop a throwaway email and send the whole bunch at once.

>>24246057
I'd be very grateful and perfectly fine with either, so whichever is easier for you.

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>>24246105
I won't be able to do either until I get home anyway.

Phoneposting from shop wifi by the way, so my ID is probably different. Pic for proof.

>>24246677
Thank you for doing this and the lovely photo as well!
I'll definitely be around waiting for when you return home.

>>24246677

>shop wifi

Fuuuuuuucking jealous, dude.

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Ok here's mine. Will post hand too.

Any chance for someone in leather gloves? Preferably black leather?

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Going to sleep.

Good night, thread.

-Brandt

>>24247029

I've got some leather work gloves at the house.

>>24247065

Goodnight, moon.

>>24247113
I would love to see your hands in those.

>>24247029

I have fingerless black leather workout gloves, but I fear that would just look dumb

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>>24246908
Right, I'm back home. Time to track down that origami set.

>>24246951
Super useful, especially being able to google shit if you happen to get stuck.

Also obligatory impact gun pic.

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STOCKHOLM!!! I'm sorry I took so long to make one of these for you! My hands only speak 'Merican, though, so I apologize if there is a Swedish sign language and that I didn't learn it for you!

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Am I doin' it

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>>24243945
Glad you liked it. I can't get video at work easily, though, so I hope stills from there will suffice.

>>24244456
>not gonna hear a complaint from us
I hope I mostly make y'all squeal, whimper, moan, and gasp a little bit. ;)

>>24245498
Yeah, I might be under the impression that the ladies here like wordplay and such. The flexing is actually me holding the inflator against the valve stem. The end of that thing gets pretty slippery with only a little bit of oil on it.

More vids.

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Last one for now.

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Cut my finger pretty bad so now I'm on light duty which sucks..

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>>24247134
Alright, looks like past me was considerate enough to label this series. Commencing 22-part dump.

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>>24247129
>>24247153

/soc/ is weird as shit. Do you all really know each other well enough to distinguish individuals without trips?

>>24247134

I'd kill for that wifi. Nothing big, just like a bug or something.

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>>24247314

I'm just impressed with how much this dude is committing to posting whatever the fuck he is doing with paper. I've seen him drop like 30 posts in the past 10 minutes lol

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>>24247317

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>>24247318
It's actually like a 15 minute video, but it's not really possible to upload that all at once because 4chan filesize limits.

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>>24247330

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>>24247335
Aaaand last part.

>>24247153
Thank you!
I'm guessing the first symbol is "you", but I don't know what the double-tap means. I could manage to figure out you spelling out "stockholm" though.

>>24247340
Thank you so much for taking the time to post all these webms again! This was impressive and the flower came out absolutely beautiful. I ended up saving them because just watching you work was very relaxing.
I'll certainly keep an eye on these threads from now on.

>>24247398
I do have the full video file, throwaway email is [email protected] if you want it.

>>24247349
You're welcome. The double tap is "name". ASL leaves out what it can for efficiency. So, it's "you name Stockholm". Which means "Your name is Stockholm". Though you could probably figure that out. :)

>>24247303
Well, I just know some of the regular lurkers and commenters. So my post was just in hope that she would see it.

>>24247113
Please?

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>>24247876

Oh, didn't mean to mislead you. I just got out of work. If traffic isn't too bad, I'll have time before I go to school. Hopefully this will hold you over for a minute

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First time...is this what you're looking for!?

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Imagine that hand grabbing you!

>>24247513
I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it!

>>24245773
Thank ya, nice. And yes, most lighting in bathrooms is terrible - not a great place for photos in general unless the bathroom is immaculate. =)

>>24246759
>>24246837
Thx for the drop offs!

>>24247004
Mmmm. That's a good stretch to do. Nice veins and hair.

>>24247065
Would snuggle you so hard.

>>24247134
Great to see ya in action there, Weldbro!

>>24247153
Nominating Torque for thread boyfriendo award.

>>24247154
*cue epic music*
You can do that...
You are doing that! ...
*end epic music*


>>24247187
>I hope still from there will suffice.
Personally, I prefer a set of stills to video anyway, but I know you knew that already. ;)
>I hope I mostly make y'all squeal, whimper, moan and gasp a little bit. ;)
Your hopes have been fulfilled and then some. All of those noises have emanated from my place upon viewing your pics, at least. =)
>the ladies here like wordplay and such
It is foreplay equivalent to playful smoochies, hehe.

Cleanest white tee, crisp dark jeans, brick and your veins. Yeah, nothing wrong with any of this!!

>>24247303
>Do you all really know each other well enough to distinguish individuals without trips?
Accuracy isn't 100%, but a lot of the peeps ITT have unique mannerisms that show up in pics, gestures, the way they write, etc.
>I'd kill for that wifi. Nothing big, just like a bug or something.
I laughed. And then shot you a dirty look and gave you the double bird.

>>24247922
>>24247932
Hi and welcome! Yup, you have the right idea. Wanna tell us more about your ink?
>>24247932
Whatcha transporting?

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>>24247898

Alright. Took a ton in the hopes that some of them turn out half decent.

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>>24248298

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>>24248304

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>>24248310

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>>24248313

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>>24248335

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Guess who was dressed up fancy today~

>>24247303
>/soc/ is weird as shit. Do you all really know each other well enough to distinguish individuals without trips?
Sometimes. The "community" of regular posters in this thread is fairly small, so it's not too hard for us to keep track of each other.

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So it's way fucking hot here and I noticed my veins seriously stand out righjt now, so I took a few pictures.

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>>24248349

Huh.

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Not me!
(ha!)

>I'm still dressed better than most of the engineers at my office, though, so I guess you could pretend jeans and a polo is fancy.

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>>24248357
I mean I'm sweating like hell, but at least I can provide some material.

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>>24248357

Vascularity is about dehydration/body fat. That's why you look good right after you get out of the gym or mow the lawn.

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Don't really have anything to say, just popping in for a bit before I go cook dinner.

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>>24248370
Just noticed I forgot to rotate the last two pics. Oops.

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>>24248371

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>>24248372
Also, showing off my balcony, I guess. There isn't much here.

>>24248371
>Vascularity is about dehydration/body fat. That's why you look good right after you get out of the gym or mow the lawn.
Interesting. I suppose that partially explains my veins sticking out all the time - I don't drink very much water.

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>>24248380

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>yup, this is a balcony

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>gloriousbalcony.jpg

hi thread~
bye thread~

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>>24248382

I used to get vascular af when I played sports in high school because those assholes never brought us water.

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>>24248395

>>24248256
So someone did actually notice my pressence.
Well, you're welcome. :)

(Unsure if I'll have a ID change or not, as I posted that from my phone, I'm >>24246837 )

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Lanky alienhand reporting in

>>24248362

What type of engineer?

Cat woman attempting the first post in two days. I've gotten frustrated and resorted to lurking only. Fingers crossed it even works.

>>24243651
>>24243644
Daymmmmnnn them tattoos!

>>24243935
Pound me pls.

>>24243958
I giggled so fucking hard at this, also am turned on. What a confusing feeling it is.

>>24244099
No need for apologies!

>>24244630
>>24244648
Good lord, have a sat in a puddle?

>>24244662
Hey bb weld bro, how have you been?

>>24245419
Yas please.

>>24245773
Poor injured hand :(

>>24247065
Take me with you!

>>24247187
You never disappoint. Guuhhhhh those veins!

>>24247288
>>24247279
Yas all these Webms!

>>24247922
*drooling*

>>24248349
Very well put!
>>24248362
I can help you remove these if need be!

>>24248388
Nooo!

>>24248395
>>24248399
Handle me pls.

>>24248588
Oh hI!

>>24243958
Is that... a waffle iron..?

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>>24248967

I haven't drank in a week. Just got out of class, and I'm not stopping until I pass out.

A lot of guys I work with are sexy af. What makes an attractive tattoo? I'm thinking about getting a few, and I don't want to make a $1,000 mistake.

>>24249151

Yeah. It was waffle day.

>>24243958
Now I want waffles...

>>24249176

Fly out to my place. We'll make coital waffles. They're extra delicious because they're made with face slaps.

Couchbuilder-anon/spindly-fingers here.

Got a question. How do all the oglers feel about cigarettes as a prop?

>>24249294
But, I wanted the kind with whipped cream, and jam...

>>24249404

>jam

Gross. On second thought, stay in Sweden.

Unless, of course, it's >jam

>>24249414
Rood.

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>>24249453

Goodnight, Abba. You better be neet, because it's way too late for a professional lady to be up.

Raincheck for thread catchup, sorry. Bump. Page 7 is not OK!

>>24248349
You so fancy, Nolly. =D

>>24249354
Visually stimulating for some, anon! Let's see it. We like seeing stuff in you guys' mouths- pens, glasses, cigs, fingers.
>Would not suggest trying to fit a grapefruit in your mouth, although that might be entertaining / impressive...

>>24249158
Yeah, I mean all tattoos are sexy Imo. As long as they are well thought out for you and you research and find a good artist.

>>24249158
Getting a tattoo is all about what you like, not what other people like.

And like >>24249158 said, a good artist makes a good tattoo.

>>24250827

Lol you should see the ones I already have. They might change your mind on that.

>>24250835

Sure, it's a personal thing, but you have to be careful about ruining the aesthetic of your body. I live in one of the trashiest places in my country, so I see a ton of awful shit.

>>24250880

Let me rephrase that. My hometown is famous for being trashy.

>> REQUEST <<
Pictures/videos of handwriting or spinning a pen or just holding a pen-like object.

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>>24251272

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>>24251288

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>>24251272

>>24251272
>>24247129

Hey, since I just started doing this, I would appreciate some criticism from you guys.

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>>24251272
Why the fuck not? Didn't know what to write...

>inb4 your a's look like 2's bro

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And another one just for fun...

>>24251288
>>24251371
chan has ruined me in that I'm always questioning the sanitary status of a Sharpie. But these are nice pics - could do with cropping the black bars from the sides of your pics, though!

>>24251579
You're electrician anon, right?
<3 ya for your willingness to fill requests with thread-relevant man parts and for giving props and interacting with our other contributors! And for confirming what's OK to post versus not.
Since we don't have a 24-hr captive audience here, we value quality over quantity contributions- you'll see more asynchronous commenting and appreciation on "sets" that someone has done that tell either a funny or erotic story. A smartphone camera is fine in terms of quality, but you want to check your lighting, contrast of colors, framing, etc - so that you're focusing our attention on something. For instance, I might see something suggestive or beautiful in someone's posture, body hair, coloring, the way an object is being handled, etc. Different perspectives beyond direct shots are cool, too - POV, in a reflective surface at an angle, from up high or down low.
We also see thoughtfulness in how someone takes out things we don't want to see, e.g., distractions are either cropped out, blurred out, shadowed out, etc.
Sorry for the stream-of-consciousness thoughts- (you don't have my full, undivided attention right now)... but hopefully that helps! Def value your contributions. Just telling you things we look for... =)

>>24251635
Thx! Prefer this one since it's the 2ction shot - 2lthough could use more of your h2nd in both pics, less of DMX's brilli2nce before he bec2me 2 c2ric2ture of himself...
>2m te2sing you with the "a"^"2" ;)

>>24248298
>>24248348
These two are nice, thank you! Helps to prune out repetitive images in similar poses that are of lower image quality (esp the ones that have artifacts like "copied to clipboard")... since we tend to get to image limit of 250 pretty quickly when our contributors post sets...
>multitasking... fucked up 4 CAPTCHAs. nice.

>>24251765
That actually made me laugh lol

>>24251821
>That actually made me laugh
Then my day is complete; thx for letting me know. =)
Incidentally, do you krump? (not that DMX does- but it made me think of Lil C...)
Or have any other hard-hitting moves you wanna show us with your arms/hands? This would be the thread for that...

>>24251856
>krump

I do not haha that would be awesome though. I should learn. I always do these real hokey little dance moves before I start class (am teacherfag) and my students think it's funny. If I krumped one day in front of them -- a little lanky-ass white boi -- I think they'd pee themselves.

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Good evening everyone

>>24251940
Damn and I thought I had long fingers! Somebody give this guy a violin!

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>>24251726

Technically I'm an electrical worker because I don't have my license. I appreciate stream of consciousness, though. People tend to be more honest. I'm just trying to get a feel of the minutia of the kinds of stuff you guys like. I've "modeled" before, but that was different. And I totally expect this thread not to be as busy as the "show your tits and ass" threads. The black bars come from phone cropping. I try to keep identifying things out of my pics, but the company name is on fucking everything. And don't tempt me about a sharpie set. I'll fucking do it.

>>24251792

Gotya

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First pic. Injured putting away the dishes.

>>24251940
Hello anon! Those are some proboscis-like fingers you have there. Impressive!

>>24251949
;)

>>24252002
We like armpits, coupled with the underside of forearms and biceps ITT. Thx!

>>24252119
>Gotya
Lol!!! Yes. Yes, you did.
>electrical worker
Understand. If ya wanna stay and play though, which it seems like you do - and I appreciate, we're gonna have to come up with a less unwieldy nickname for you.
What are you going to school for, BTW?

Also, for understanding what delights us... check out the last thread, which is still up. We like humorous sets which include various perspective shots or lewd handling of inanimate objects.
For lewd stuff, we like things like undressing/dressing (taking off shirts and belts is like uh.... eeeep), and suggestive things like caressing instruments/equipment,seashells, etc.
>never thought I'd get a ladyboner by seeing a block of cheese get unwrapped, but our contributors have managed to do that and more...
>Plus, the banter/text is kinda key- which you're attuned to. Time zones and work scheds make things difficult, but you guys' personality makes a huge difference in the quality of porn here, versus other channels.

>>24251930
>If I krumped one day in front of them -- a little lanky-ass white boi -- I think they'd pee themselves
Well, teachanon - isn't that reason enough to do so? =)
>Then again, you are chatting with the girl who busts awkward solos in the middle of various retail establishments...

>>24252262
Welcome! Can't say I'd really call that an injury, but you get fake Internet points for putting away dishes. Let's see what follows the first!

>>24252648

Sparky is a classic. I'm going to school to get my license, nothing too glamorous.

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>>24252707

Shit. Meant to post a pic with that.

>>24252707
Sparky, it is. And hey- who needs glamorous? We are on an anon porn board, after all. All we demand are forethought, literacy, consideration for each other, a sense of humor and stinkin' hot/skilled man hands/arms/necks. Easy peasy... ;)

>>24252741

me good make words sound correct

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>>24252892

>>24253317
Holy shit!!!! Doggie!!!!! Omg, thank you!!!!! It looks so happy with you holding it =D
another!!!! *fist pounds table*

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Usually more veiny 1/3

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>>24253811

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>>24253815
Was holding a cup. Good night peace&love

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neck.

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>>24253801

Alright, chill out. Holy shit.

She's a grade-a doggo. I fuck with her so much and she hasn't bitten me once.

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This didn't turn out like I wanted. I thought the vein would show up more. I'm putting my razor together if you're not sure wtf that is.

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Little late to the party but hopefully my submission is welcomed. :)

>>24253811
>>24253815
>>24253822
You were holding a mug in the shower? Either way, veins are very much appreciated but not a prequalifier to posting... Welcome!

>>24253928
A good neck. Could use more light, unless you are Batman or Moon Knight or something?

>>24254024
Oh, sweet Sparky. (1) I will never chill out when it comes to guys being gentle and caring with pets, wildlife, etc. (2) if be careful what you say about "fucking with her", because although we know what ya mean... I'm sure there's a thread for that somewhere here. ;)

>>24254057
Nah, that's cool- do you have more of the sequence?

>>24254113
It is- it looks like you are saying, "behold! A door stop!" You have some great vascularity, but the filter detracts from it... Feel like posting more? Pls?

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mmm.

That's my kinda iced cuppa.

-Brandt

>> PLAYING WITH FOOD REQUEST <<
Pls don't forget to showcase your thread relevant parts! (Arms, hands, neck/jawline)

1) take some goulash or a bowl of poison, aka Lucky Charms, and deconstruct it. I.e., show time lapse series as you separate out the colors / shapes / ingredients into separate piles. Or show time evolution of your hand on spoon, with each unique element missing with a successive frame
2) build a kaiju out of tonight's dinner. Use toothpicks if you have to. Eat it. The kaiju, not the toothpicks.
3) ball up the innards of a bread roll into pile that resembles bunny poop. Deposit, one by one each bread ball into your glass of water. Show pics of this process, and the final result when the bread ball poop has absorbed all the water in the glass.

For those of us who are less childish, please plate a dinner entree artfully for us. Thx.

>> LISTENING TO TUNES REQUEST, aka REQUEST FOR NECKS <<
When was the last time you closed your eyes and only listened to tunes or an audiobook or a heartbeat- as opposed to multitasking with exercise, studying, etc?

Well, let's see what your poses are when you're focused on whatever you're listening to. I think we'll see some nice neck extensions.

Examples:
-ear buds in, lying back in beddie
-headphones on, head cocked to the side... Maybe hand at your mouth if something you're listening to have you pause
-head resting on a pet or the covered bosom or belly of loved on
-leaning back against an amp, head tilted back

>g'night, thread

Hydration bump. Ridiculouzzzzzzz

>>24254795

Oh yeah, gross.

>>24256243
>>24256504

I've got a little bit of finishing to do on a project of mine. I'll probably get to it done in a few hours if I stop being such a lazy piece of shit.

>>24256508
Oh, it's OK! Same could be said for all of us. =) I'm fine to let the thread die organically than artificially prop it up with activity. Doesn't mean we can't bring it back when there's more interest. Xoxo

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>>24256658

I always get stressed out when I spend the day sitting around doing nothing. I always have some kind of project going on to keep me sane.

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>>24256736

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>>24256746

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>>24256658
>I'm fine to let the thread die organically than artificially prop it up with activity. Doesn't mean we can't bring it back when there's more interest. Xoxo
Hey, there's no need for drastic measures~


>>24248845
>What type of engineer?
Me? Computer. I'd try to narrow it down for you, but I'm kinda into pretty much everything that falls under that umbrella. Haven't messed around with any FPGAs lately, I suppose.

>>24248967
>I can help you remove these if need be!
There'll be plenty of time for that later, when my roommates aren't around. ;)

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These leaves were so glossy I thought they were wet (or covered in something resin-y) - but no, just really shiny. I'm not sure if the picture quite does that justice.

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So soft~

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So, I found a little produce market on my walk earlier today.

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They had dozens of little potted ornamental peppers. I'm probably gonna buy one of these plants sooner or later.

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The bumblebees were all over these. I think one or two managed to sneak into the picture.

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More ornamental peppers~

>>24256801

Very cool. A few of my uncles are engineers. I was thinking of becoming an EE after I get my license. Do you work for Major Corporation Inc.?

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Aw, little baby flower~

Okay, that's it for the moment. I might try to knock out some of those requests later today or tomorrow, if I get the opportunity.

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Sorry don't know how to quote yet.
I only have 1 more from my shaving seq. Rest turned out like junk.

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>>24256833

Just click the long sequence of numbers right in the right hand corner of the post box, newfriend.

Enjoying your first day in the asshole of the internet, breh?

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>>24256853
Nice. Thanks. Naw I've played in /b before the anon hacker in the news days. But I never had a reason to reply to someone.

Someone mentioned food play so.

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Sorting time.

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You don't belong. I eat you.

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I choose you.

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Oh you. You'll never do. I'll take you as my own. I'll just put you in my mouth salt side down. nomnomnom

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>>24243850
Fun fact, I was actually on vacation for a week in Virginia beach.

im headed to take a very nice shower and scrub up right now

>>24256983
Waffles!
...did you tan at all?

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Look at you. Hiding from me. I got you now.

But I recently got sucked back into here because of a few female soc threads that were posted on a app I used for a game.

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Squaring them up.

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>>24256992
Only a little. It also looks bad because I had a terrible farmer tan to begin with

Also pre shower lewd oops

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Almost most done.

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my hand looks a bit weird in this one though, oh well

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Cleanup with the left.

>>24257015
I really like this picture.

>>24257070

It's all yours, my friend.

>>24257007
You look so stern. <3

>>24257015
Am I missing something here? I see no hand...

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>>24256853

And... done. How's everyone's weekend going?

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>>24248256
>thread boyfriendo award
I'm thankful to be nominated for this award, and I promise if I win that I'll keep my acceptance speech under 3 minutes. If I go over, though, just drag me off stage and back to a hotel room to celebrate.

>>24248967
Cat!
>pound me pls
You know I'd hit it. And then cuddle afterwards.
>yas please
Need me to fill you up, too?
>never disappoint
I do have a pretty good idea of what you gals like, so I try my best to accommodate.

>>24254922
I went outside, for light purposes.

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Before I get accused of cheating, I grabbed a retired phone that stays plugged into my stereo so that I could actually listen to music for these. You know I like to keep it real. Mad real.

>>24248967
>>24257671

Waaaait a minute. Cat, where are you from?

>tfw with family all day... Catchup to come later. Apologies for neglecting porn friends

>>24256832
Nolly! Sorry for having so little faith. Man, have I missed these sequences.

>>24257000
Checked and totally spazzing out over the Cheez-It arranging. You have no idea how much this delights me!!!!

>>24257015
Hehehe! Nice neck. I see what ya did there

>>24257482
Wet hand!! And forearm. Swoon.

>>24257671
Fuck yiiiiiis! Did you use your torque wrench... To nail it?!
Ahhhhhhh I love!!!!!

>need to run. <3 you guys.

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I tried to get more neck, but none of the others turned out well.

>>24257793
You're very welcome. It was fun but what I thought would be a min or two took like ten because the dang cheese its wouldnt arrange to suit me.

>>24239402

Damn Maria, what happened? You don't want us checking out your adorable little fingers?

>>24251272
Weeeell, I was going to grab this one, but my phone (read: camera) seems to have disappeared. It is a mystery~

>>24256831
>Do you work for Major Corporation Inc.?
Something like that, yeah. We've always got stuff going on.

>. I was thinking of becoming an EE after I get my license.
Go for it! If you've got the patience to learn the math, it's a lot of fun. What sort of EE are you interested in? RF, audio-frequency, and control signals are about all I can really get into, but there's plenty of other cool stuff in that field.

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>>24257070
>>24257793
thanks

>>24257394
no you are right, i thought i attached this picture

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shit, comparatively, my hands and forearms are weak as shit since I don't lift. also sorry for that black spot on my index knuckle. i was fixing my bed and i cant seem to clean it off.

>>24257671
Oof. I just wanna steal an earbud and sit on your lap.

>>24259204
I like that one too!

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So.

Jeans.

Levi's button-fly 501s.

Yeah.

-Brandt

>booty bump<

>>24258678

I'm in the top 2 of my class, and I know that EE's with field experience are worth their weight in gold. I'll probably do something that closely relate to what I'm already doing, which is commercial construction.

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Good night again thread.

>bump

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>>24254922

Thought I could say good night better and I had my earbuds in, so yeah.

Good night for real thread.

North America crew, you're on point!

>>24259657
Did you end up buying these?

How do you guys feel about button fly? I could go either way for guys, but I prefer zipper for me.

>>24256736
This is a good pic, Sparky. Veins, pants, tools, etc. I like.
>>24256746
Need some help with your wood?
>joke never gets old

>>24256801
>>24256804
Thx, Nolly! I did a little applause in the car when seeing you had gone for a walk and taken some pics. =) These are so purty.
>>24256807
I was gonna say that that is one waxy carapace, but then I I remembered we were looking at plants, not crustaceans. Dat is one waxy cuticle.
>>24256810
>>24256813
It's so fuzzy! Resembles a tube top that I remember my old BFF wearing.
>>24256815
hahahaha! OMG, and you PASSED on the opportunity to hold dem melons against your chest and pretend like you had breebs?!?!
>>24256820
>>24256827
Ooohhh! Yis! They could stay in the kitchen and watch their brethren get mutilated, cooked and consumed!
>>24256823
Almost fractal in nature. I like this plant.
>>24256832
Is that a ... shrinking violet?

>>24256833
Oh, nice! I've always seen these lathering brushes in stores. Always wanted to buy one for no reason whatsoever, so I settled for a powder makeup kabuki brush instead.

>>24256853
Are you ... (wait for it) ... "bore"ing people?

>>24256914
>>24256926
>>24256932
>>24256944
>>24256967
>>24256995
>>24257000
>>24257013
>>24257018
Goodness, again - I frickin' loved this sequence. Thank you!!! And thx for posting commentary with it, too. =)

>>24256983
Welcome back, Waffles! Hope ya had a good vacay.


>>24257015
Dat neck.
>>24259204
Aw man. This is a beautiful pic. Like you're the son of Johnny Depp or something. And I am down with the red plaid flannel.

>>24257671
*patting self on back*
Jeez, this is such a good pose for you!!! And you know how I feel about the brick background. <3
>I'll keep my acceptance speech under 3 minutes. If I go over, though, just drag me off stage and back to a hotel room to celebrate.
That's a given. Because doncha know... instead of "it's an honor even being nominated" gets changed to "all nominees get serviced" ITT =)

>>24257700
We dun care about usage of props and posing, but I think it's sweet that our fantasy guys still keep it real. ;)
>>24257796
>I tried to get more neck
That neck... so elusive. So coy. It's OK, though - your Adam's apple has been featured many a time. It shall appear again, perhaps in a bedtime cuddle. Of this I am certain.

>>24259237
You don't need to lift to contribute here! You have some good arm hair there. Black spot didn't register, anyway.
>i was fixing my bed
what or who did you do to break it?

>>24259657
Mmmmmflsjkfsdjlktrw.
*knock knock*
"Brandt? I'm here to help you check that the jeans fit alright"
>dressing rooms aren't suggestive at all. Noooooooo....
>>24260247
hehehe I like this image - it's like you hit all your fingertips with a hammer and they're swelling, cartoon-style
>>24260313
Oh man. I'm going to find a place that will print this onto a pillowcase for me. Getting peacefully drowsy just looking at it.

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All the flowers here are pink or white. No variety whatsoever. I may have to walk further afield next weekend.

>>24257793
>Nolly! Sorry for having so little faith. Man, have I missed these sequences.
Me too!

>>24260672
>How do you guys feel about button fly? I could go either way for guys, but I prefer zipper for me.
Zipper, hands down. Easier to do and undo, harder to break (though usually fly buttons are pretty durable).

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>>24237042

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>>24259338
heres a better pic of my hand though

>>24260873
thats flattering, ive always thought johnny depp was one of the most handsome men out there

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>>24260873

Thanks, bae. One of the perks of being a construction worker is that I've gotten really good at reaming out holes.

>>24260672

I wear both, but zipper jeans are so much more accessible.

>>24260944
>>24261030
>>24261154
So... quiet, these man limbs. But thank you

>>24261122
Awww, these look like teeny tiny baby buds in your hands! But super cute.
>Zipper, hands down
Yea. Zippers are more practical, but button-fly on guys can be more fun... for the girl. just sayin'... Also, no risk of getting anything caught in button-flys...

>>24261228
I like everything about this pic except the foot! >*suppresses urge to vomit* Sorry. It's me, not you.
Golden fuzz, veins, grey sweats, deck w/ orange wheels, walkway- all good. The deck looks fairly new, though - are you a utilitarian or do you do tricks sometimes, too? If tricks- we need to see those at once. With proper skate shoe attire, of course.
>still feeling queasy

>>24261261
>reaming out holes
You're gonna stop with that solitary innuendo? What else ya got? Drilling, pounding, nailing, excavating, unloading, etc etc... c'mon now!
>Nice uh... Apollo's belt?

>>24261683

Fuck, I wish I had known about this general before I started putting on weight. I'm in between two aesthetics rn. My Apollo's belt was fucking choice.

And don't you worry, I run pipe all day long. Reaming is far from the only specialty of mine.

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>>24237042
Being told how to display myself is a turn on...

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>>24261796

>>24261228
Very nice!

>>24261745
>>24261683

*Adonis belt

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Shall I go on?

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>>24259338
Come take a seat, girl. Question- should I move my hand out of the way, or just turn it palm up so I can move my fingers in time with the music?

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>>24260873
>nominees get serviced
That will be a nice role reversal for me- I'm usually doing the servicing.
>>24260902
Yeah, I'll make sure my neck and Adam's apple make future appearances.
And I believe you have the standing request for reflection shots?

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FYI- your tires are not supposed to be shaped like this.

>>24262106

Lol @ people who can't do basic vehicle maintenance.

>>24262091
Is that a promise? I might end up "ruining" your jeans though.

>>24262097
>>24262106
I really like seeing pictures taken while you're at work, and I don't know why.

>>24260672

Yup, I bought 'em! Haven't owned a pair of button-fly jeans in forever. They're a nice change of pace, and the cut of the jeans as well. I tend to wear slightly baggy boot-cut jeans that sit below the waist. These are a slightly higher rise and a bit closer to the skin all the way through. They fit pretty snug around my boots. Had I gone for a lighter color I could totally pull off some 80s nostalgia. Thankfully I have more sense than that.

>>24260902

Ya know, I probably could've used a gopher. Wanted to try on a few different pair but there were tons of people in the store and I didn't feel like waiting for the changing room again...

>cartoony fingertips

I thought the same thing! lololol

>print on a pillow

You could probably take it to a Kinkos or something. Or are there any silk screeners in your neck of the woods?

>hehe kinkos

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>>24260873
>hahahaha! OMG, and you PASSED on the opportunity to hold dem melons against your chest and pretend like you had breebs?!?!
Those things are pretty big - I don't know if there's enough room to hold two of those up side-by-side (and it still look like boobs). Also, I don't think I'd be able to take a picture without one of my hands free. ;)

>>24260873
>Ooohhh! Yis! They could stay in the kitchen and watch their brethren get mutilated, cooked and consumed!
Heheheh

>>24260873
>Is that a ... shrinking violet?
It very well may be. Certainly looks like a violent of some kind~

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>>24251272
>>> REQUEST <<
>Pictures/videos of handwriting or spinning a pen or just holding a pen-like object.
Not quite as good with my left hand as my right hand, but here's something.

>>24262739
>violent
Not where I wanted to take that, but alright~

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>>24251272
And some more!

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And a still for the people on mobile~

>>24262241
Denim is pretty washable- unless you have sphincter control issues. And then maybe we could just hold hands and stuff ;) (sorry, that was the only way I could imagine you really ruining my jeans in that situation).
>>24262250
There's no need to know why. Just keep enjoying, and I'll keep trying to post decent content.

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I dishwash for money and the tattoo covers a scar

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>bump roulette<

East Asia taking over.

Bumping with a rain check for thread catchup in the AM... Xoxo

>>24262917
Groooooooss! Thanks for -that- mental image.
If you didn't want me on your lap you could've just said so. :p

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>>24261683
>I like everything about this pic except the foot! >*suppresses urge to vomit* Sorry. It's me, not you.

haha thats okay, my feet arnt the prettiest anyway

>Golden fuzz, veins, grey sweats, deck w/ orange wheels, walkway- all good.
thanks :)

>The deck looks fairly new, though - are you a utilitarian or do you do tricks sometimes, too? If tricks- we need to see those at once. With proper skate shoe attire, of course.

the deck is pretty beat down, the tail is cracked, and theres so many holes which i drilled so the wheels can be places at different points
i did that because now the board lays low on the ground and thats perfect for long distances
which is my main activity, i skate about 40 kms a day
and for tricks well.. i can do maybe 2 but i also do some longboard dancing

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>>24261850
thanks