Assumptions thread! Comfy edition.

>>24185938
Animal lover, possibly obsessed with horses

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>>24185938
English

>>24185938
fat and likes to feel sexy

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>>24185958
Drinks tea
>>24185938
cat person

>>24185975
hmm, you strike me as someone who might love comedy/love to laugh

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>>24185938
Has cats

>>24185958
Does multiple drugs

>>24185975
Sociable at partys, really hates people

>>24185938
Loves to give head and is good at it

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>>24185958
Likes indie music but doesn't brag about it
>>24185975
Listens to hip hop as a form of rebellion
>>24186011
Favorite movie is Shaun of the Dead

>>24186011
Likes Fight Club and had a scene phase.
How did you manage to sum me up?

>>24186033
Likes podcasts and Nightvale. Also buys cool graphic tees

>>24186103
I do like fight ckub, it's a good film. Haven't read the book yet.
Never had a scene phase actually.

>>24185938 Has a nice accent
>>24185958 Enjoy reading
>>24185975 Love movies from the 70's
>>24186011 Can brew great coffee
>>24186033 Get really hype at football games
>>24186165 Cook really well
>>24186261 Has a pretty handwriting

>>24186326
I have terrible handwriting :)

>>24186261
sucks good dick with those lips. mmmm

>>24185938
slut
>>24185958
future serial killer
>>24185975
closet furry
>>24186011
douchebag
>>24186033
hipster
>>24186165
that one kid who always got bullied in school
>>24186261
ugly whore

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There's already like 3 of these up :P haha

>>24188298
yandere

>>24188304
No idea what that means :P

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>>24185938
20th or so attempt at taking the perfect time selfie. Uses snap chat too much.

>>24185958
Quiet guy who initially is attractive to girls but bungles closing the deal

>>24186011
Carefully cultivates a perception of being white collar

>>24186033
Considers himself a local big deal in pokemon go

Not rating people don't assume others. My assumption for you is you're self centered assholes.
>>24188303
>>24188298
>>24186261
>>24186165

>>24186033
Video game nerd? :P
In a cute way, not a bad way, of course :)
>>24186011
Listens to rock
>>24185975
MIGHT be american :P
>>24185958
Plays guitar

>>24188323
Was still typing assumptions :(

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>>24186261
Colombian rihanna hardcore fan
>>24188298
is as addicted to these threads just as much as me
>>24188303
passionated fisherman
>>24188323
watches the young turks

>>24188374
True :D
It's fun seeing what people think about me
These threads always die quickly though :(

>>24185938
boobies LOLOLOLOLOL

>>24185938
Picture is old, but this used to be me

>>24188298
>>24188374

Back again i see

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>>24188525

>>24188525
>Back again i see
You don't sound very happy to see us :(

>>24188298
wants to get double teamed by two niggers

>>24188555
Last thread someone said triple, haha
So where did you get this idea from??

>>24188560
you just look like a trashy white girl who wants to get savaged by niggers

>>24188601
I don't look trashy, do I? :(

>>24188604
yes.

>>24185938
Emily?

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>>24188323
Has a really cute dog and always treats his gf to breakfast in bed
>>24188374
Runs 2+ blogs

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be brutal with me

>>24189054
why do you have such a large gap between your tits?

>>24189054
you are adorable. i regret that i will never get to speak to you.

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>>24185938
Outspoken.
>>24185958
English is a second language.
>>24185975
Nervous in large groups.
>>24186011
British ancestry.
>>24186033
Loud at parties, but not in a bad way.
>>24188323
Works outdoors.
>>24188374
Did well in school.
>>24188889
Was always mature for his age.
>>24189054
Sad a lot, but is bubbly when happy.

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>>24185958
is an artist.

>>24185975
avid Pokemon goer

>>24186011
Works somewhere he dislikes

>>24186033
Makes a ton of fucking money

>>24186261
thinks she's too cool to play along with the thread

>>24188298
you're so bright. Probably a sweetie irl

>>24188323
Women love you

>>24188374
very charismatic

>>24189054
also thinks she's too cool to play along with the thread. you're a babe anon but you're probably rather impatient and inconsiderate.
>>24189109
Tattoo artist

>>24189067
Moise's job

>>24189121
>Moise's job
huh?

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>>24185938
has considered porn
>>24185958
soft spoken and likes indie
>>24185975
has a lot of friends irl and online
>>24186011
former emo kid
its okay so am i
>>24186033
really likes hockey
>>24188323
literally the chillset person you can hang out with
chicks dig you but you cant find any that you really connect with
>>24188374
says "yaaaaas" and "can you not"
>>24188889
was very shy in elementary school but has opened up since then
>>24189109
you're normally pretty calm but when you do get angry you get super angry
>>24189117
likes outdoors but hates trail mix

>>24189067
is it really that noticeable?

>>24189227
yes. it looks like you could fit a Subway foot long between them

>>24189117
Bright? What'd you mean :P
>>24188652
Really? Do other people here think I look trashy? Be honest :(

>>24189313
yes. really.
you also seem like a bitch.

>>24189321
Tbh do i seem trashy?
>>24188374

>>24189327
not really, you just look a bit chubby, or your face does anyway. kinda cute tho

>>24189327
Do I? :P

>>24189195
>you're normally pretty calm but when you do get angry you get super angry

You nailed that one.

>>24189340
yes.

>>24189349
I wasn't asking you, I was asking the other in this thread :)

>>24189393
let's see your tits

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>>24189195
goes to many concerts, vegan, mostly male friends
>>24189117
the new rambo
>>24189109
works blue collar, into beer
>>24189054
cold, only cares about money
>>24188889
loves to smoke in between plants
>>24188374
owns white furniture

>>24189416
As I assumed many times before, you're tall :P

>>24189398
Talk shit, post pic

>>24189461
tall, but not THAT tall

>>24189564
How tall is "that" tall then? ;P

>>24189434
imperial scum

>>24189572
I think actually tall is above 1,80cm, I am 179cm XD

>>24189647
Well that's an anticlimax, I was thinking 1.90 or so ;) haha

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>>24189195
the look in your eyes, you look like someone who works retail and then goes home and listens to hardcore finnish death trash murder metal and cries into her che guevara husbando Pillow. Cheer up anon

>>24189416
you look like you use to be a pro wow player but now you sink your time into lurking on /soc/ and watching WWE reruns from 1997

>>24189434

You play magic on friday nights, are going to work as a nurse and watch 47 different animes. You are married

>>24188374

IRL smug pepe, very self concious, retakes her selfies 400 times. Is voting for trump

>>24188307
it means you will become a psycho bitch that latches on to the first guy that engages in interactions with you and you will never let him go.

>>24189825
Oh :c

>>24189659
only played a little wow years ago, not into wrestling

>>24189195
bi polar as fuck

likes weed

fun to be around

sudden bouts of bitchyness

secret disney princess father issues

>>24190022
not much left to assume haha

>>24185938

Awesome blowjobs, loves to swallow

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>>24190022
Wants to direct people's assumptions in a very specific way

>>24189434
Married weeaboo

>>24189416
Hung onto remaining hair for a surprisingly long time

>>24189195
had a penis in her mouth once, thought to herself, "eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww"

>>24189117
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>>24185958

Awesome blowjobs, loves to swallow

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>>24185958
>witch in flip flops

SPOOKY.
takes psychedelics and is interested in the occult. also painted that picture behind you, possibly on an acid trip. your ideal life is walking around an empty apartment barefoot listening to crazy psychedelic art rock.

>>24185975
you look like the kind of guy that everyone just gets on with. like someone who has an intense academic and social life effortlessly balanced. shows up at parties and never loses his chill when dudebros bust out shitty asian stereotypes, just laughs them off.

>>24186011
lives off coffee, sleep-deprived, plays in a band, ain't got time for anyone's jibba-jabba. Hates his boss and will do anything to piss him off because he knows nobody's gonna fire him.

>>24186033
remembers the good old days of vinyl when real DJs threw down on wax. follows sports religiously, penchant for old school Hip Hop.

>>24188323
was serious and aggressive when younger - maybe a delinquent, but realized the people he hung out with were going nowhere and looked for something better. has taken on a new look and now tries to distance himself from his old life as much as possible by being the chill one, but never manages to fully relax. introverted.

>>24188374
has a tumblr - Ironic flowercrown.

>>24189416
pro-gamer. has a mouse that looks like a neon Transformer and a liquid cooled rig that has had thousands poured into it funded by his IT job. probably quite tall and does martial arts. strong in a wirey kinda way.

>>24187090
:o haha maybe

>>24188604
no you don't

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>>24188298
Bump :D

>>24192219
How about a bump while following the the thread rules? Assume!

The lack of eyebrows... you enjoy facials.

>>24192226
How come basically every assumption in this thread so far has been something along those lines :P

>>24192229
The only reason I assume that is from previous experience... my fourth-last girlfriend had this condition where she couldn't grow back facial hair. She liked her face being blown on. I just equate your lack of eyebrows with previous experience. No offence intended.

>>24192249
The lack of eyebrow is mainly because of the filter in both :P It's not that bad actually

>>24192252
I can see eyebrows, but in your picture, they appear very thin, almost non-existent. Again, no offence.
But, you never argued against my assumption.

>>24192285
No comment hahaha
I've heard it too many times to still argue against it :P

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>>24190616
works in a burger joint

>>24192299
does some kind of artsy craft
>>24190176
took roids at a young age
>>24190349
eccentric queer kid
>>24190616
always loud music in the car

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>>24189244
i'm starting to dislike this feature of mine

>>24192381
The gap? Some folks, male or female, have less muscle connectivity with the majority of their sternum. I'm a guy with similar genetic makeup in that way. In your case, no harm done

>>24190152
Knows nothing, but knows that chicks love Jon Snow

>>24192299
Thinks you're an artist, but is really just a basic hipster white girl

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>>24192381
Vegetarian
>>24192299
Vegan
>>24192219
Watches sports to fit in
>>24190616
Sick of people assuming he's cool

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>>24192642
plays guitar

>>24185938
Sexy tranny
>>24185958
Very sensitive, a poseur who fancies himself an artist. low will power
>>24185975
His nose is brown from sniffing white people's buttholes all the time.
>>24186011
Had a lot of stress and other developmental impediments, leading to his low sentience and generalized disfigurement.
>>24186033
Fat, arrogant, low intelligence, high estrogen refugee.
>>24186165
Severely autistic and withdrawn
>>24188298
Aha xD noooootice meeeee PLEASE! XS I'm so bubbly :3
>>24188303
Numale prime
>>24188323
Thinfaced ethnic cuck who thinks he can cash in on the white lumbersexual meme
>>24188374
Low estrogen, big face. Spent 30 minutes picking out the best angle

>>24189416
Creepy as fuck. Definitely planning something horrible for those around him who don't feed his narcissistic ego complex.

Probably thinks he's the best, the smartest, the greatest, the strongest, the most talented, but doesn't actually have redeeming traits.

>>24190022
Swag
>>24190176
Was skinny as a kid and is now overcompensating.
>>24190349
Has a fetish for Asian women
>>24192381
Daddy issues. Fills the hole in her heart by fishing for validation from online betas.

>>24192642
I don't really watch sports :P
>>24193105
Ouch :(
That's not what I'm like at all

>>24192381
I'd still bury my face between your boobs and stay there

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>>24188323
arrogant judgemental prick who thinks he's better than everybody else. lowkey brings down anybody whom he likes, so he can feel like he's enough.
>>24188298
insecure as FUCK, exploitable by anybody with four braincells
>>24186261
you look like you'd never share your feelings, or you'd overshare them. strong personality.
>>24186033
funny guy, has a small group of really close friends who love him
>>24186011
trying hard to be respected by people
>>24185975
you're a pretty chill dude, but you could be annoying as hell
>>24185958
me if I was gay and had a sweet jawline
>>24188374
you're really unhappy with your life, because you just tell everything that you don't like to fuck off.
>>24188889
you look like a cool dude, that doesn't like hanging out too much, it's a shame tho, you're a cool dude.
>>24189109
has killed before, and will kill again.nah, you're probably a very sweet man.
>>24189117
martial artist, loves life, is just happy and understands the secrets to happyness.
>>24189195
super insecure, you'd lowkey do emo guy, superficial af but you been through alot
>>24189416
reads peoples minds just because he's bald
Loves bald jokes
>>24189434
I seriously think you're a mistery
>>24190152
you'd kill yourself if you lost even one of those curls, sweet curls btw, holy shit.
>>24190176
knows what it means to work hard for something that you want.
>>24192299
really rocks your world in bed, you look like a good lover, but also very jealous
>>24192381
care too much about people's hopinions, you're gorgeous, but that doesn't even matter.
>>24192642
either really fun, or really stupid
do your best, or do your worst

>>24196717
What makes you think I'm insecure :(

>>24196722
the fact that you value people's assumptions that much, and that you're still browsing for replies.
don't mean you're a bad lady, you could be cool for all I know. just assuming here.

>>24190022
Centers his entire identity around playing poker and having two or three favorite, prestressed baseball hats to wear depending on the occasion.

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>>24196717
likes Scorsese films and Radiohead. Celebrates Saint Elliot's Day
>>24192769
timid. types with a stutter and calls guys 'daddy' on omegle text chat.
>>24192642
parents own a farm in the Devonshire countryside and a sheepdog. studies music at a student town in the north.
>>24192381
struggles to maintain a social circle that don't seem as committed to their friendship with her as she does
>>24192299
lives on the west coast and makes a living selling peruvian string art jewelry on craftsy
>>24192219
Irish. Lives on a gully south London estate. Went to a Catholic girls school but dropped out before sixth form.
>>24190616
goes to a prosperity gospel church on sunday
>>24190349
still bumps it g ma like its the coolest shit since sliced bread

>>24196797
Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm irish :(

>>24196886

It's the lack of eyebrows and general face structure more than anything else. (((Didn't even notice your hair actually, luv)))

>>24196895
The lack of eyebrows is also mainly because of the snapchat filter :P
A lot of people here think I'm irish though haha

>>24189054

Named Becky

>>24192381
>i'm starting to dislike this feature of mine
Don't! It's kind of hot.

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>>24185938
>>24186261
>>24188374
>(semi-)chubby girls with beautiful faces

>>24196964
just because the nice hair?

>>24192299
Wow. So beautiful

>>24189434
Female version of Mcluvin

>>24190616
Car chase selfie :^)

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>>24189117
can summon the power of tree spirits
>>24189195
lives in a broom closet
>>24189434
imperial scum
>>24190176
wacks off with his right hand

>>24185938
I bet my fuckin asshole you're overweight lmao

>>24198975
post pics or gtfo nerd

>>24196717
haha nice

>>24196797
scorsese movies are boring, radiohead's a cool band but just some albums, I had to google saint elliot's day :D and fuck you.

>>24199120
did I get it right?

>>24198658
you're a relaxed nerdy guy, with a lot of quotes and you like to be with people who can understand you.
>>24198967
you certainly look like you don't give a fuck about what people think.
>>24198996
johnny depp fan?
>>24199006
I'm assuming this picture is ironic, because nobody would take a picture like that seriously

>>24199171
yep, based on people testimonials i guess

>>24199178
yeah, you send that kind of vibe, relaxed and comfortable even with your own sexuality, cute but determined, okay I'm definately losing track here

>>24199171
I don't.

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>>24199006
wants to become an actor
>>24198996
tim burton fan
>>24198967
your uniform says it all
>>24198658
a bit bored by his job
>>24196797
stressed out by his job
>>24196717
smart, knows stuff about astronomy

>>24185958
I used to have nice hair like you haha, looks good

>>24201109
smokes weed when out in the nature

>>24201163
haha that's pretty funny. I've never done any drugs before but everyone seems to think I'm a pothead.

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>>24201109
Traveller. Outgoing

>>24201252
Plays League of Legends

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Mite be cool.

>>24186261
Dislikes cheese a lot.

>>24190022
Is secretly an anxious guy.

>>24199006
Prefers cats over dogs.

>>24201252
Used to read a lot as a child but gradually stopped altogether as he got older.

>>24201848
reserverd, good at math

>>24201848
Zika

>>24201086
don't worry, your hair's still there, you'e just grown taller and the head's now covering the hair

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>>24185958
inb4 cat person. would do/10

>>24189434
goes on 4chan to get male attention and hopes to get laid

>>24189416
u look like a man who's really into cycling like tour de france shit or something

>>24190152
viggo mortensen that you ?

>>24192299
looks like someone id be friends with. good humor and style sense

>>24192642
listens to joy division but doesnt brag about it idk how to describe it but you probs know the kind of person who'd brag about liking everything from before the 00's

>>24201109
definitely plays pokemon go. has a childish soul but an adultish mind u get me here ?

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>>24200909
Can levitate things with his mind.
>>24201109
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>24201252
"I'm smart but lazy."
>>24201848
Uses tinder 24/7 to try and get fucked by Chad, but isn't quite attractive enough to meet Chad's standards.
>>24202032
38/lives alone/has 3 cats

>>24202069
>uses tinder 24/7 to try and get fucked by Chad, but isn't quite attractive enough to meet Chad's standards.

Damn dude, cold. I've never used Tinder in my life and I've been with the same man since I was 15.

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>>24202069
Probably rides ATVs.
>>24201848
Likes pasta.
>>24201109
Probably chill as fuck.

>>24188298
supes cute

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>>24202032
likes shoegaze

>>24201109
likes 60/70s rock

>>24200909
doesn't eat too many sweets

>>24198996
listened to the cure, once

>>24198658
pc gamer

>>24192299
takes pride in her bangs

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>>24201848
art student
>>24202032
not american
>>24202069
enjoys working out
>>24202232
enjoys cats and movies

>>24202240
1/2. You can guess which one is right.

>>24202256
movies?

>>24202263
Ding ding. I'm guessing you enjoy photography.

>>24202279
yup :)

>>24202169
If that's the case then you're one of the rare ones. Your bf is definitely lucky.

>>24202291
Noice.

>>24192368
>eccentric queer kid

nailed it, this will be on my tombstone

>>24202169

That's so rare it is border line unbelievable, but good for you.