haven't seen this for ages, really makes you think

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I saw one just a few days ago :P

>>24174846
Date, kiss, fuck, cuddle in that order

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>>24174846
interedasting

well i would date and cuddle

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>>24174846
Marry/hang out/cuddle. You look like a qt.

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>>24174846
Hang Out to a mall
>>24174862
>>24174862
Hang out to a bar

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>>24174846
>>24174862
>>24174868
Hang out

>>24174976
Kill

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>>24174846
Cuddle

>>24174862
Hang out

>>24174976
kiss and cuddle provided you never use that filter again
>>24175011
hang
>>24175016
kill
>>24174868
kill
>>24174944
hang

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>>24174846
Cuddle
>>24175318
Fuck

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>>24174846
Kill

>>24174862
Hang

>>24174868
Stab

>>24174944
Murder

>>24174947
Hang

>>24175011
Hang

>>24175376
only one i might fug since you look dead inside

>>24174944
Hang
>>24175011
Hang
>>24175318
Cuddle
>>24175376
Kill or fuck maybe both

>>24175376
lol that was mean

>>24175399
I prefer honest

>>24175376
It seem you have edgy and honesty mixed up lmao at these stupid whores

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>>24174862
Hang
>>24174868
Hang
>>24174944
Hang
>>24174976
Hang
>>24175011
Hang
>>24175318
Lerd knows Id smash
>>24175376
Smash then tell you your uber ride is outside
>>24174846
Would smash x 10 also date cuddle blah blah

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>>24174846
Cuddle

>>24174862
>>24174868
>>24175454
Go boozing with

>>24175399
okey harley quinn

>>24175376
How do you even decide? like whats the reasoning? how do you kill

>>24175376
Worship this goddess, id do anything just for a whiff of her dirty assbole, hnnng

>>24175376
You're mean :(

>>24175491
>her

>>24175496
And her dick as well then :D

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>>24174846
Marry

>>24174862
Hang out/would listen to vinyl and drink microbrews with

>>24174976
Kind of hard to *not* want to cuddle you with that filter

>>24175318
Fuck. And would probably have to pay for it, too.

>>24175454
Blind/b/ro! I'd fucking hang out with you for sure

>>24175376
I'd kill you before you'd get the chance to kill me

>>24175496
>thinks I'm a guy
Look at dem tits my blind nigger

>>24175503
I have bigger tits than that.

>>24175466
>>24175502
Wuddup Bruh fair warning gents im a professional alcoholic

>>24175503
Well in all fairness I am blind in 1 eye but chekd them c cups

>>24174846
kill
>>24174862
hang out
>>24174868
kill
>>24174944
hang out
>>24174947
kill
>>24174976
kill
>>24175011
kill
>>24175016
hang out
>>24175318
fuck and then kill
>>24175344
hang out>>24175376
fuck
>>24175454
hang out
>>24175466
kill
>>24175502
hang out

>>24175508
Hello to you too, overweight beta

>>24175503
Pls respond...

>>24175503
you wont fool anyone, a few months of hormon therapy can do that

>>24175516
Then you're either a newfag or don't lurk /b/ enough lol

>>24175503
Definitely not fooling anyone

>>24175515
*responds*

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>>24174846
Hang out and cuddle
>>24174862
Cuddle, kiss
>>24174868
Go out to a show together
>>24174944
Go look for creepy old books at used book stores
>>24174947
Hang out
>>24174976
Kill
>>24175011
Go looking for interesting rocks/plants in the woods
>>24175016
Kill
>>24175318
Spank
>>24175344
Cuddle
>>24175376
Cuddle/fuck/kiss, killing spree.
>>24175454
Kiss, cuddle, hang out
>>24175466
Go for drinks
>>24175502
Hang out, maybe flirt

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>>24174846
Hang
>>24174862
Cuddle poss date hi
>>24174868
Cuddle maybbbe date
>>24174944
All but kill

>>24175526
Heh? You look familiar, didn't you have longer hair and listen to deathmetal or something?

>>24175518
neither. /b/ is full of shitty crossdressers

>>24175536
Yeah I used to have really long hair and listen to a bunch of types of metal.

>>24175526
RAPE!!!!!!

>>24175526
Woah dude, good look with the short hair!

(Ne Obliviscaris was fucking amazing and I just want to rub it in. :D)

>>24175540
Oh snap nigga, you look younger now what happened lol

>>24175502
Probably kiss if was drunk enough
>>24175517
Kill
>>24175526
Oh no you cut your hair would still do horrible things to
>>24175532
You look super familiar would hang out with

>>24175526
Would get stoned with and listen to all the Electric Wizard, also everything but kill
>>24175532
Would date and proceed from there

>>24175509
Scotch on the rocks, bro! You and me

>>24175553
Im down diggady ever happen to be in new Orleans well throw down hard

>>24175547
Thank you haha, I am jelly. Gotta love a good prog metal band.

>>24175548
Guess it was the long hair!

>>24175551
I had to cut my hair! I live in new mexico the summer was killing me with all that long thick hair.

>>24175552
If it's a good indica I am in, Electric Wizard are grand.

>>24175548
This dude's right though. Now you look like you could be an undergrad (the kind that started early because she skipped a few grades)

>>24175555
You know it and likewise if you ever find yourself on the CT shoreline

Also...

>dem quads

>>24175526
Cuddle right back :D
Or fuck, I don't know
haha
>>24175532
Why :(

>>24175557
Excuses also you should check out yob and bongzilla

>>24175557
From the southern part of the states get some pretty wicked weed down here ..not to mention %25 native American can also get the peyote

>>24175551
familiar? that's scary lol

>>24175552
aw yayyy

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>>24175011
Film the 7th season of GOT
>>24174976
Pet her
>>24175318
Smack her ass XD
>>24175376
ran before she kills me
>>24175454
Drive trucks
>>24175466
Beer
>>24175502
I will be his wingman
>>24175517
idk hang out to look handsome?
>>24175526
drinks and then sex
>>24175532
same drinks and sex

>>24175562
Ugh the north Id have to be hammered ... Coonass don't like the cold. Bring fourth the wild turkey

>>24175565
why what!?

>>24175574
Hang :P

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>>24174846
have margaritas with
>>24174862
play smash bros with and eat cookies
>>24174868
do a shot with at the bar
>>24174944
play sports with
>>24174947
avoid
>>24174976
i could see us having tea or coffee sometime
>>24175011
I'd do funny stuff to your hair
>>24175016
avoid
>>24175318
likely avoid
>>24175344
i'd constantly be trying to scare you
>>24175376
hang out and i'd probably crush on but never try anything
>>24175454
go for a moto ride
>>24175466
kick your ass at the gym
>>24175502
if i was single i'd go on a date with you
>>24175517
likely avoid
>>24175526
marry. omg your haircut is so adorable
>>24175532
kiss
>>24175546
go shopping with and admire your hair

>>24175560
Jokes on you guys, I am old as fuck!

>>24175565
Aww yeah

>>24175566
Put them on my list, thank you.

>>24175567
Yeah I have some friends who live in an 'unincorporated' area far from most cities/towns and they grow. It's quite nice, though I really don't smoke like I did when I was in my 20's.

>>24175572
A nice mid to high end whiskey and flirting

>>24175572
i am ok with this

>>24175572
When you look like supreme overlord redneck, but in actuality is supreme metalhead stoner vidya Lerd. But I do run bulldozers and shit Kek Id knock a few back with ya chill x 10

>>24175568
Yah you look like this girl I use to fuck with on tiny chat

>>24175579
Well aware. What are you now, like 30? Don't recall how much older than me you are...

>>24175577
Absolutely everything but kill. You are phenomenal and thank you.

>>24175588
Yep, turned 30 in june.

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Would date and fuck you all

>>24175591
Thanks for making me feel young then! :D

>>24174976
Especially you

>>24175577
ammm idk smoke weed and then mutual masturbation XD

>>24175581
sounds like fun

>>24175583
ahaha we can always ride our skateboard or do some surf and get some girls at the beach XD

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>>24175532
Hang, seem like a fun chick

>>24175454
Would go and get drunk as fuck

>>24175577
Would date smash etc. Not to big on dirtbikes but I mash on a 4wheeler
>>24175579
Well im 24, haven't smoked much in the past 6 years (prior military) but now since im out smoke a lot more because the VA is a joke.

>>24175514
Dry your eyes, boytits.

>>24175574
I'm stupid.
I only just realized you meant hang as in hang out hahahaha I thought you literally meant hang

>>24175577
>if i was single i'd go on a date with you
>if i was single
>if

damn you're my type too :( oh well he's a lucky guy

>>24175613
I fucking knew this was coming!
Guess someone's not into erotic asphyxiation.

>>24175587
I've never used tiny chat, sorry hooman

>>24175607
Im for it, not the best surfer a buddy taught me in the corps. But I can shred on a skateboard.
>>24175610
Turn down for what

>>24175577
About 5 years ago, could be like 15 i started putting my hair that way and from that day, my hair always stand even when after shower, thanks for reply

>>24175620
That's not really my thing, no

>>24175611
When I was 24/27 I smoked a gross amount, daily. I cut it all down when I started a new job and some other stuff came up. I miss it from time to time but I do enjoy being able to remember things a bit better now. I love a nice Indica after a very long hard week to just zone out and unwind.

>>24175613
Hahahahahahahaha you're my new favorite person hi

>>24175634
Hi :D

>>24175626
I do a lot of surf ahaha a wet suit will help to make your body look more fit
>>24175579
I'm okey with that seem like I have a good chance there!

>>24175546
Hang
>>24175572
Hang
>>24175577
Down graded from crush to avoid well that sucks
Tie up and punish
>>24175579
Here's a larger list
Weed eater
Sleep
Cough
Earthless
Dragged into sunlight 10/10
Kylesa
Black tusk
Converge
Coffin worm
Kalas
Pelican
Wo fat
Wind hand
Watain
Isis
Baroness
For all your doom sludge prog stoner needs

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>>24174846
Date and cuddle, eventually fuck (too cute to be fast)
>>24174862
Definitely Chill
>>24175011
Hang out
>>24175318
slim chance of a one night stand, avoid if i saw you in public
>>24175376
Just about anything will do just fine
>>24175454
drinking bro
>>24175526
Holy shit are you even real i would do anything for this goddess

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>>24174846
date

>>24174868
hang out

>>24174944
hang out

>>24174976
fuck

>>24175344
hang out

>>24175454
hang out

>>24175532
date

>>24175577
date

>>24175629
hang out

>>24175633
I smoke a good bit, was honest to my boss about it. Hes cool with it, got some pretty gnarly back problems courtesy of the taliban. Plus im a pretty savage dozer operator stoned af. Plus did not even think you'd be out of your 20s still a total babe.
>>24175640
Im pretty fit i suppose not as much as I used to be but still 5'10 160lbs

>>24174862
hang
>>24174944
hang
>>24174947
hang
>>24175016
hang
>>24175318
cuddle/fuck
>>24175344
hang
>>24175376
choke while hate-fucking (guess the feeling's mutual x)
>>24175454
hang
>>24175466
drink with/hang
>>24175526
Yeah we could date. If the show's good, I'll make you dinner back at mine. Might marry.
>>24175532
I'd date you. Would fuck too.
>>24175546
I'd hang with you if you put on a shirt.
>>24175572
You look bro-tier. Would hang.

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>>24175577
lick :3
>>24175572
chug and crack skulls
>>24175532
cuddlefuck
>>24175526
whisper naughty things
>>24175376
bug mercilessly until you put a hex on me
>>24175011
duel
>>24175318
fuuuuck
>>24174868
choke to death

>>24175577
Yeah. We can do shots, though it's been a while since I hit a club/bar up. I know some good drinking games.

If we get drunk enough and get up to enough entertaining mischief, we could go back to mine.

>>24175637
Sup girl

>>24175667
Not much
Have vacation and nothing to do so I've pretty much been spamming this board full lately haha
What about you? :)

>>24175651
Yes yes let's

>>24174846
Cuddle, fuck your brain out
>>24175376
Fuck and then kill
>>24175502
Would go and drink whiskey with
>>24175526
Would cum on your face&tongue, but also hang
>>24175532
Hang, fuck, cuddle, eat pizza and then fuck
>>24175577
Would have a good fuck, hang out

>>24175011
Marry

>>24175669
Working my life away pls shoot me k?

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>>24175011
Date
>>24175318
Kill. KILL FOR THEM HIPS HONEY!
>>24175376
Marry
>>24175517
Stabb
>>24175526
Hang out
>>24175532
Hang out, ask on date, get rejected.
>>24175572
Murder
>>24175593
Kill. BYE
>>24175656
Cuddle

>>24175694
Aren't we all :3

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>>24174846
Subtly posting another pic because my first one isn't getting attention anymore shhhh pretend you didn't notice haha

>>24175696
date
>>24175661
nah just a friendly friends shot is what i meant
>>24175656
:o
>>24175651
study buddy
>>24175643
kek
>>24175628
interesting

>>24175696
Tfw blondie doesent love you anymore ... Sad panda

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>>24175656
Would chill with I guess
>>24175629
Would rape to show dominance
>>24175577
Would fuck
>>24175532
Would hangout with
>>24175526
Would fuck
>>24175502
Would hangout after work at hipster bar
>>24175466
Would go to a football game with

>>24175573
What's wrong with New England? It's the shoreline, bro! Bring your boat shoes and Ray-Bans. You can eat some real pizza, drink some fantastic New England brews, kick the sand around and watch the girls walk by

>>24175696
wouldn't reject you, hi

>>24175701
Red when are you just going to accept the concept of being my wife

>>24175719
bffs with u and shiba

>>24175629
hand out See how can lift more and win
>>24175651
hang out to get the ladys XD
>>24175656
chug and crack skulls then go out and get the girls
>>24175696
ran away from her to then kill her with a light saber
>>24175701
idk maybe make her suck my cock or nothing

>>24175719
hang out with dog, disregard grill

>>24175718
Are cargo shorts and dc's acceptable or blue jeans and shit kickers Lmfao

>>24175708
Aww. You know Id hang out with you!
But dont smash me.

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Just dropping by for a quick visit.

>>24174846
Hang, cuddle
>>24174862
Bromance
>>24174868
Would start a hardcore band
>>24174944
>>24174947
>>24174976
Hang
>>24175011
Would listen to Opeth with
>>24175016
Hang
>>24175318
Fuck
>>24175344
Would jam with at a Guitar Center
>>24175376
Everything except kill
>>24175454
Would also start a hardcore band with
>>24175466
Ignore
>>24175502
Hang
>>24175517
Ignore
>>24175526
>>24175532
Everything except kill and marry
>>24175546
Hang, preferably with a shirt on
>>24175572
Would get breakfast with
>>24175577
Everything except kill and marry
>>24175593
>>24175609
>>24175629
>>24175646
>>24175651
>>24175656
Hang
>>24175696
Hang, kiss, cuddle, probably fuck
>>24175701
>>24175711
Hang
>>24175719
Everything except kill and marry
also pet dogger

Alright, I'm going to go back to not being here.

>>24175728
kek
>>24175719
Date.

>>24175720
Awww yiss.

>>24175730
You'll look like a teenager in cargo shorts and DCs but sure why the fuck not

>>24175701
Y u so desperate

>>24175732
Sounds good. I'll play the drums.

>>24175739
I was born that way

>>24175731
I mean I have this uncanny ability at bagging women, promises can't be made.
>>24175732
Dibs on drums

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Fuck it, I may as well post also since I've been lurking enough.

>>24174846
Date, hopefully it's good enough to go farther.
>>24174862
Was trying to read the titles of the books on your shelf to no avail. Would probably hang with.
>>24174868
Kill. Men with shaved heads are like the Immortals. There can be only one.
>>24175011
You definitely seem like the kind of dude I'd get along with.
>>24175318
Kill
>>24175376
Cuddle, probably play with your hair a bit.
>>24175454
Definitely hang, probably try to get some pickup rugby going.
>>24175526
Marry/fuck then kill. Sorry about the kill, but Satan needs his sacrifices after all. I'd make sure it happens at an Emperor concert at least.
>>24175532
Date/cuddle. make sure you can tolerate me after one date :P
>>24175577
You're not single, so probably just hang
>>24175656
Hang and throw back beers and talk about beards.
>>24175696
kiss and cuddle, also play with hair.
>>24175719
Cuddle puppy then kiss girl.

>>24175737
Teenager slap covered in tats with a lumberjack beard.... I can roll with it. More of a blue jean T-shirt kinda guy

>>24175749
I thought we were bros! I'll burn all your kilts.

>>24175746
Mhm sure, I see how it is.
>>24175749
Hang out, cuddle

>>24175756
You'll probably pick up madd JB that way actually. Kek

>>24175758
Sorry hun, but you know how it goes. If we want more great metal in the world, Satan must be appeased. If you have other ideas, I'm all ears.

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>>24174846
Fuck
>>24174976
Hang out
>>24175318
Obv smash
>>24175376
Teleport behind and slice with lightsaber
Jk cuddle
>>24175526
Hang out maybe date
>>24175532
Fuck
>>24175577
>>24175719
cuddle

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>>24175719
Holy fuck are you adorable marry have kids with grow tired off divorce regret fall deeper into the occult die

>>24175773
I mean if you wanna sacrifice me I hope at the very least it'll be in an innovated and interesting way.

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>>24175767
Tfw your super country and one of the rare metalheads and not a fukboi or gangster (even though I grew up in the hood)

>>24175782
Well yeah, no shit. Not just any sacrifice will do. I have yet to come up with anything adequately creative hence the marriage period. I'm sure I'll get some inspiration from that.

>>24175779
Are you wearing a beard sans moustache? It kind of works on you, actually, but I still kind of want to kill you for it

>>24175793
Yeah :) thats my natural beard usually it looks nicer but I left it kinda unkempt.

>>24175793
Also I personally think moustaches are gross so I usually keep mine really short

>>24175802
..... Id be babyfaced js bro

>>24175721
Hahaha why is that?
>>24175532
Anyway do you post here often? Haven't seen you before :)

>>24175802
You're actually a good-looking guy /nohomo

>would hang out with

>>24175793
Woops read the question wrong yeah I don't like keeping my moustache I think it loOKs better without

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>>24175807
Yeah they are kind of gross sometimes. I tend to keep my facial hair neatly trimmed now so it's not really an issue

>pic related

>>24175811
Thanks bruh

>>24175810
Because your a total qt3.14 red heads are %100 my thing

>>24175579
>A nice mid to high end whiskey and flirting
I don't have a whiskey right now but we can flirt LOL

>>24175672
sounds like a solid plan to me haha

>>24175767
Watch a movie maybe? Except like actually watch a movie, none of this "Netflix and chill" bullshit.

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>>24175701
Cheers

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>>24175739
You're actually growing on me. Have another pic for absolutely no reason what-so-fucking-ever.

>>24175823
More people here seem to think the same though :P
>>24175835
Hi :)

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>>24175818
Kek debating growing my beard back out to wizard levels
Pic related prolly like 3-4 months before I had shaved

>>24175841
Fuckin' Radagast the Brown all up in this bitch.

>>24175838
This is true.... BUT! Can they hit a moving target at 800 yards away with open sights? Fuck I sound redneck

>>24175846
That thing was bitchin in the winter. .. Cold face? No says i

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>>24175838
Hello

>>24175724
haha damn right

>>24175704
sounds good, what're we studying?

>>24175834
Would love to!
>>24175835
Sell your soul. Wait...
>>24175841
What is that animal on your face. Can I pet?

>>24175883
Good movie or bad movie? I happen to enjoy both.

>>24175855
So why did you tag me :D
haha

>>24175883
Of course blondie its obviously not that long anymore but its getting closer to winter might grow it back out

>>24175889
The ginger connection, obviously. Aren't y'all telepathic?

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>>24175883
Sold it so asteroth for a large cock 10/10 would do again

>>24175889
Because I was also posting a fresh pic

>>24175892
We are, I was just surprised since he already thought "Cheers" to me that he felt the need to also say it in this thread

>>24175841
Damn bro I've never had my facial hair that long. I tried once because I thought it would hide my ugly ass face but it didn't work. Kek

>diff ID but same dude btw (home now)

>>24175924
Lmfao was having a beard off with one of my best bros I got out the corps like 2 days before him we decided on a year long of growth then judge. That's when that was taken lol.

>>24175943
Oh man how did it feel? Must have felt so weird when you showered...

I like facial hair but that's too much for me. I couldn't deal

>>24175949
Was kinda shifty its the same time I did commercial tire work, so like semi trucks , heavy equipment etc. Usually would end up caked in dirt oil grease and rubber. Was pretty pimp though buddy I worked with (same guy as the beard off) had like Viking bands to put in his gave me one... Shit way pretty legit.

>>24175943
Who won?

>>24175978
Me, his stopped around 3-4 inches about the length of mine now.

>>24175984
What was on the line? I would have bet a nice bottle of whiskey. Only appropriate for a beard-off

>>24175887
What about scary movie, I love those.
>>24175890
Ohh, with what you feed it?
>>24175895
Oh really. Pic or didnt happen. Jk.

>>24175990
Sure, but I'm probably the worst person to watch scary movies with. I will both laugh through most of it and startle you during tense moments.
>>24175993
Kill

>>24175989
Lol pretty much got a $20 sack of some dank weed and a handle of Sailor Jerry's. Obviously smoked it and drank it with em anyway. Was my old roommate after we got out as well.
>>24175990
Copenhagen and Jameson whiskey. Always a good diet for a lumberjack beard.

>>24175990
Yah I'd rather not blind you with its glory
>>24175993
Fuck but cheetah print come on now would definitely have to dip out right after

>>24176004
Of course you drink it together What matters is that he buys! And nice touch with the weed.

>>24175993
Smash but your uber ride is outside .. Look like a spiteful bitch honestly nothing good ever came from a woman with a leopard print tattoo.

>>24175993
Another pretty girl *-*
Cuddle

>>24176010
Im trying to convince him to move down here, Hes my usual Fuck shit up partner. Mix a hood white dude from Oakland and a redneck hoodrat from NOLA. Got yourself bros for life

>>24175993
Go shopping together
>>24175999
Im not scared and most likely will laugh as well. Try to get you scared.
>>24176004
Fancey, you think he will share?
>>24176005
Haha nice one.

>>24175993
i'd date you for sure

>>24176021
As long as your kind, if not pull it into submission

>>24176021
Ah, good. This will work out perfectly then. I look forward to our date.

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>>24176021

>>24175856
how about finance
>>24175993
ya right this isn't you

>>24176029
wasn't my study, but my dad's a cpa, and the girl i date in college was a finance major haha, so i've been a finance study buddy before

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>>24174846
Cuddle

>>24174862
Just talk about how /soc/ memes that you look like Dyrus

>>24174868
Build a volcano with

>>24174944
Put up Christmas decorations in August with

>>24174947
Hang out but not talk much because we share nothing

>>24174976
Do a jigsaw puzzle with

>>24175011
<Insert Jon Snow meme> (like taking back Winterfell with)

>>24175016
Listen to music with

>>24175376
Probably avoid because you're kind of cute but everything I've seen of you... you just seem like an unpleasant person.

>>24175454
Manly things like... opening jars and helping old ladies across the street.

>>24175502
Play board games with

>>24175526
Cuddle

>>24175532
Cuddle intensely

>>24175572
Play vidya with

>>24175577
Take out for fondue. Also everything but kill.

>>24175646
Watch movies with

>>24175651
Clothes shopping with

>>24175656
Shitpost on 4chan with

>>24175696
Cuddle

>>24175719
Fall in love with your eyes

>>24175732
Go to the zoo with

>>24175749
Gesture wildly at each other

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>>24174862
post Balkan memes with

>>24174868
Hang

>>24175376
Execute via a Luger P08 to the skull

>>24175593
avoid

>>24175696
Also execute via a Luger to the skull

>>24175719
Hang with you but really only because of the dog.

>>24176063
Kek Id hang with ya seem cheel also
That mustache kicks my mustaches ass.

>>24176063
Omg that was the night! Clever boi

>>24176024
Im always kind ;)
>>24176025
Me too!
>>24176063
Would hang out
>>24176067
Creepy, avoid, bye.

>>24176067
Inb4 Luger breaks your girly wrist
Blondie is bae she just don't know it yet.

>>24176063
Grab a bottle bourbon and well bond like true men do silently

>>24176077
This statement seems true, you seem like a genuinely nice gurl would bring you home to moms/10

>>24176082
>>24176088
Aww thank you, youre nice too.

>>24176082
lol whiteknight

also

>implying I haven't shot a gun before

>>24176077
it was really because I figured you'd kill me otherwise 2 b honest f a m

so ulike those guys you killed I get away with my life :^)

>>24176076
"The" night for what? Or you just mean it was an awesome night?

>>24176104
Oh my dear Watson im only saying ive woken up with a ptsd war boner harder than you. Go play with your butterfly collection

>>24176077
Your place or mine?

>>24176119
Come on man, it's not nice to pick on dudes with autism that severe.

>>24176103
I try sometimes. .. Its cool I know the all powerful bearded stoner isn't your type

>>24176119
Ouuuuuch kek

>>24176124
Mine. I have a cat, he gets lonely.

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>>24176131
Lmfao
>savage

>>24176135
Hope I'm not allergic to him. I'll make sure bring Benadryl either way.

>>24176135
Ship your cat to Atlanta I'll give it company >>24176140

>>24176131
Why you so rude m8.
>>24176132
Haha, my ex is one powerful bearded stoner too, so I dont mind.
>>24176140
That meme

>>24176105
that was the night i went out and had fondue for dinner

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>>24176134
Lmfao
>>24176148
Lmfao so there is a chance awwwww yissss

>>24176131
>>24176119
I concede defeat.

You won the bantz wars

congrats

>>24176158
Yeah you looked delicious.

I mean, the fondue, looked delicious. :^)

>>24176167
Never go head to head with the dude who's beard hangs lower than your sack m8.

>>24176171
I'd wager that both were ;^)

>>24176146
No! I need the bastard, who will scratch my feet every morning, who will meow all day and try trip me over while I walk in the dark.
>>24176160
Aww yisss.

>>24176245
:o How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Taylor-pop?

>>24176289
Wouldn't imagine you'd be into sc or anything would you blondie

>>24176321
Maybe ;)

>>24176327
Whelp maybe is better than a no. Lmfao sc is firethelazer if that maybe is leaning more to the yes side

>>24176327
There will most likely be some shenanigans in catching a baby duck here shortly.

>>24176333
I dont mind finding out more.

>>24176384
Oh look my luck taking effect, my sc keeps crashing. Going to have to redl when I get home. (Service is terribad where I work) said 35 min to dl lol nope. But I should be bearing pictures of babyducks

>>24176403
I will be waitin :3

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>>24176416
Picture very much related

>>24176309
Idk I guess I'm usually a bit too distracted to Count

>>24175376
you scare me
>>24175454
hang
>>24175466
sounds good
>>24175502
I'm not hipster kek but ok
>>24175526
same, you're cute :)
but why do you look familiar?
>>24175532
you only want to date me high... Lol
>>24175577
sounds amazing
>>24175646
I agree
>>24175732
ayyy
>>24175749
yeah it's a bit hard from there haha
hang
>>24176063
awful memes lol
I'd hang tho
>>24176067
yes lad

>>24177562
>not a hipster

So Death Cab comes out with one bad album and now you're no longer a hipster? I don't know bro

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>>24174846
fuck
>>24175376
cuddle
>>24175526
kiss
>>24175532
cuddle
>>24175577
fuck
>>24175696
kill
>>24175701
cuddle
>>24175719
fuck
>>24175993
marry

Obviously
>hang out

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>>24174868
hang

>>24175011
hang

>>24175016
hang

>>24175376
kill, probably fuck

>>24175454
hang

>>24175517
kill

>>24175526
cuddle

>>24175629
provide technique critique without actually being helpful

>>24175696
kill

>>24175841
hang

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I would try and help all of you find Jesus :)

>>24178111
Are those trips I am checking?

Im afraid when youre in jail, Jesus finds you.

>>24177586
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS

>>24177976
>>24178079
Why kill me :(
>>24178111
Date

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>>24178900
>kills 3 people
>complains about being killed

>>24178992
Sweetheart,

I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles

To kick you in the cooter!

>DA LA DA! (DA LA DA!) DA LA DA! (DA LA DA!)

>>24178992
Brutally fuck until we both cum then cuddle.

>>24178900
Blondie totes never added meh </3

>>24178981
Im a woman, I can complain.
>>24179065
Savage
>>24179075
What do u mean

>>24179083
On sc , bearded redneck diff Id I guess

>>24179099
Oh I fell alseep ;P

>>24179103
Kek... Acceptable excuse

>>24179103
I'd say hang out then stab :P

>>24179107
Dont be mad.
>>24179114
Fair enough, I will just run away

>>24179126
I won't let you run away :)

>>24179126
Im not, sadly there was no baby ducks to tame into me and my buddy's attack duck. Momma duck was pissed. Idk if you've ever been attacked by a duck, but it is not pleasant.

>>24175696
Mm nothing like a juicy breast with some sweet baby ray's.

>>24179136
MOOOOM!
>>24179138
Aww, I can imagine, Id be so scared. Was once attacked by seagull, no ty.
>>24179139
Congrats, you have creeped me out.

>>24179146
Lol moooom?

>>24179146
Lmfao I can safely say ive never been attacked by a seagull. But stranger things have happened.

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>>24179083
wtf I hate women now

>>24179153
Im scared of you :(
>>24179159
Oh really, like what

>>24179181
How old are you? Took you long time, also, you will be back, cause boobs.

>>24179146
>Congrats
Th-thanks.

>>24179188
Aww don't be scared of me :(

>>24179188
Lmfao uhhhh well... Strangest thing ive ever been "attacked" by was a Venus fly trap. But I made $60

>>24179198
That's my boi right there! Fuckin' blind/b/ro putting his nuts in a venus flytrap kek

>>24179214
Lmfao close m8 extremely close. Rule #1 don't give drunk marines shit. Were sick fucks

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>>24179192
l2meme son

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>>24179235

>>24179195
Dont stabbity stab me
>>24179198
Where did it.. attack you..? Did you.. put something on/in it? :D :D :D

>>24179249
Lmfao Yeahhhh something like that. ... Lmfaooooo or ... A blow up doll with a actual person inside it. Lmfao that was a hilarious night.

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>>24179245
lol no make me

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>>24179264

>>24179249
Aww okay I won't stab you then

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hang out with all you qts

>>24179283
You're staring into my fucking SOUL. No but seriously, gorgeous eyes.

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>>24179274
bueno

>>24179283
>>24179285

Actually you're just gorgeous all-around. My type. (Love dark features.)

>tfw only ever dated blonde/blue eyes for some strange reason

>>24179283
Jesus eyes, hawt but like if I woke up and you were staring at me like that. Lets just say ive dated enough Hispanic girls to know where this is going.

>>24176067
>>24179292
Is this you again Watson did you trade your butterfly collection for a meme cache'?

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>>24178111
be scared of because chad
>>24178992
be jelly of/try to be friends
>>24179283
admire

>>24179325
Another one with dark features. Why haven't I beaten the eggs of a brunette qt 3.14 yet? Where are they irl? All I get are blondessss

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>>24179316
I'm the OP M80

>>24179330
They dwell in the south m8
>>24179335
Kinky

>>24179283
not (You)
>>24179325
I've seen you on virgin threads, defs would kiss cuddle and date

>>24179285
>>24179294
lol ty thats very nice of you i dont know what to respond back to that since no pic. why strange reason?
>>24179295
lol dont worry i dont bite. where would it be going, i like to believe im not that crazy?
>>24179325
same ty qt
>>24179362
what?

>>24179376
... Well i had one stab me with a steak knife, because my brobeans changed his number to pizza hut in my phone, and texted eyy beybey you coming over? Whelp I got woken up to a steak knife in the shoulder, and a who the Fuck is pizza hut bitch! Im still out of it like what the Fuck bitch I don't even like pizza hut! Then got a phone thrown at me like then whose this slut? ! Look at number like niggggaaaaaaaaa that's "anon" had to call him to verify. Hispanic girls, man do i dig em but sheesh.

>>24179376
I've got a pic, two actually... just under a different ID:

>>24175502
>>24175818

>>24179345
No way isn't the stereotypical Southern dame blonde, crazy white teeth with big boobs? Tight-fitting plaid shirt? That's what I imagine anyway

>>24179376
My pics up there somewhere as well.
>>24175454
>>24175841

>>24179429
Depends on your type we've got it all. I usually go for Hispanic / mixed girls. Redheads also tickle my fancy. But were an overwhelming majority French down here (go figure new Orleans) so lots of brown, black, dark haired qt3.14 's

>>24179452
That's right you guys have got the Frenchfries. We've got the I-talians up here so you'd think there would be more brown hair/brown eyes.

Then again, I'M Italian and I've got very light brown hair with blue eyes, so...

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I'd give myself a high five...

>>24174846
Cuddle
>>24174862
vidya with.
>>24174868
Drink with.
>>24174944
Hang, I get the feeling it'd be awkward, I don't know why.
>>24175011
Drink organic drinks and shout at strangers about our veganism.
>>24175376
Roast people with.
>>24175454
Hang
>>24175502
Get outfit tips from
>>24175526
Destroy on any vidya
>>24175532
Take to a zoo and look at the adorable (imprisoned) animals.
>>24175572
Go hiking with.
>>24175577
Let you pay for dinner.
>>24175646
>>24175651
Meth lab
>>24175656
I don't know, touch your beard?
>>24175696
Randomly give high fives too
>>24175701
(Attention)
>>24175711
Obliterate pelvis
>>24175719
Friend dog.
>>24175732
Demand a manly handshake from.
>>24175749
Learn under.
>>24175779
Share the memes with.
>>24176063
Wear viking shit and raid a pub.
>>24176067
We dress up as Victorian gentleman then we shall rave.
>>24177976
Hang
>>24178079
Steal dye

>>24179473
Im an overwhelming bit irish like %50 Irish then a quarter a piece French French (where the beard comes from) and native American. Italian girls can surely get the diddly

>>24179362
th-thanks
yer way too cute for me though
>>24179330
i'm arab so i guess head south (:

hang out ofcourse

>>24179474
Hanging with me entitles a never ending thirst for shenanigans, ranging from 2am Fuck im drunk lets,go find a gator. To holy assballs im to high to life im going to bed.

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>>24179498
No words can explain my reaction to that news better than this picture.

>>24179494
Are you really?! We had a female interpreter who was born in Pakistan moved to U.S. joined military. She was a total babe (as are you) but she was super shy. I got to be pretty cool with her though I was one of like maybe 3 people shed voluntarily talk to. I ended up getting sent out with her a lot.

>>24179494
aw shucks no I'm not :)
if anything it's the other way around
>>24179474
I said I wouldn't post here but I lied
fug
and yes, definitely would vidya with
>>24179452
you really sound like a cool dude

>>24179512
>Are you really
kek yes. theres another pic up in this thread where i look a lot more tan though and it shows the arab-ness more

also arab girls are shy/insecure by nature i guess
she was probs intimidated by the white male

>>24179511
Lmfao you ever find yourself in the boonies of Louisiana send out an SOS. Ill be sure to ice down the liquor.

>>24179520
You filthy /soc/ addict, just watch you'll be on r9k in no time. You better enjoy losing too.
>>24179527
>I'll charge you for water
Fuuug, give this man a business and me 90% ownership.

>>24179520
Thx breh lifes short, ive almost died more times than I care to mention, live it and love it.
>>24179524
She was in the US for if I remover right 14 years? Sounds right, anyways she was never really "pretty" and still didn't think she was. But she was nerdy and kept to herself in h.s. so she was just kind of awkward. We brought a lot out in her, ive been in some ridiculous places with that chick on post for hours upon hours just swapping random stories. The best one was we got sent to tear down but extend a base out. Anyways we had to burn down like 5-6 miles of pot field, our co at the time was cool af and was like well... Were doing this so smoke em if you got em. Well we got put out pretty far from the base itself (I was a dozer operator had her with me incase any locals had questions etc.) we were stoned af telling her drunken stories of me and my buddies fellow operators she worked with a good bit. Good times

>>24179535
fight me irl you crazy bong

>>24179535
Lmfao I have a small "business" I guess build websites for small companies a lot (software engineer major 2 classes away from,bachelors) and build gaming computers for friends and shit.

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>>24179325
I'd borrow your notes since I was hungover and didn't show up to class yesterday
>>24178992
I'd ask you if you have a older sister
>>24178111
foosball drinking game
>>24178079
drink with
>>24177976
Kill it with fire
>>24176067
cast you for an insurance company ad
>>24176063
have a smoke at a bluegrass show
>>24175993
fuck you in every hole and make new ones as well
>>24175732
can you do solos? Looking for a lead guitar man
>>24175719
I'd poke you with a creepy look on my face
>>24175701
would bring you to my tent during a hippie party
>>24175696
Would look at you with the exact same stare just to poke fun at you
>>24175577
I'm gonna pick you up at 6
>>24175532
make out
>>24175526
drink with in the parking lot after the show and fun stuff later