Roast Thread Roast me and roast each other

>>24171741
you look about as interested in taking that photo as women are in you

>>24171741
if you squinted any harder I might have thought you were Asian enough to not look like as much of a highschool dropout

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>>24171748

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>>24171741
your squint makes me look white. as im writing this i'm not sure if you're just a cardboard cut-out you blandass paper mario lookin'

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>>24171741
stop with drugs

>>24171763
ffs you look like a goddamn anthropomorphic character from that old PBS show Arthur

>>24171764
you said stop w drugs but your smokey eye so intense it looks like you're addicted to heroin

>>24171764
smoking hot. also smoking pot. look jaded as fuck

>>24171764
pursing your lips out while wearing a choker? you probably give great blowjobs, but you also probably have no job

>>24171781
oh look, it's Erica with the saggy ass tits. Nice DSLs though

>>24171781
you look like you use peanut butter as bronzer

>>24171764
brush your fucking hair jesus christ. Get out of bed at a reasonable time too

>>24171764
discount cara delevigne
>>24171781
opening your image was the equivalent to opening a childrens pop-up book

>>24171741
how's working a jimmy johns treating you?

>>24171781
why are your teeth the same color as your skin?

>>24171798
sweet miley cyrus fade bruh.
when you making the full transition?

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>>24171741
works at a gas station and lives with your parents
>>24171763
try hard who pretends to be smarter than he is. kinda qt tho
>>24171764
if i planted your nose into the garden would an onion grow
jk you are pretty tho
>>24171781
you are that guy who catfishes and posts the same 2 fat mexican ladies. Your fetish is not even remotely exciting.
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>>24171796
dishes the insults but doesnt post their own pic

Ooh me next

guys please roast me LOL I like this thread
>>24171798
with the amount of product in your hair you're a practically a walking matchstick
>>24171813
I... can't think of a roast. u aint cute.
(you are)
>>24171811
melted Ken doll

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>>24171813

waddup bruh. symbolically wearin a banana for each time you been dicked down huh?

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>>24171811
It's actually my friends birthday today kek

>>24171741
What are you so depressed about?

>>24171763
>your squint makes me look white. as im writing this i'm not sure if you're just a cardboard cut-out you blandass paper mario lookin
You fucking murderer, you killed my sides!

>>24171764
Take your own advice

>>24171798
is that earing in the fag side?

>>24171813
You look kinda like an older person trying to look younger

>>24171811
have to post hbd via snap because nobody wants to invite the school shooter to the party.

>>24171830
at least i have a full head of hair
>>24171828
ha!
you look like a retarded kylo ren

>>24171814
post a pic ya fuckin dumbass!

>>24171830
>balding
>shitty sideburns
>american flag over window

When's the mosque shooting going down?

>>24171813
You look like a Dolphin
>>24171764
You have more chin than Crimson Chin >>24171763
You're the 99 cent version of Jet Li
>>24171781
You look like M Jackson
>>24171798
You look like a Dr. Seuss character

>>24171741
Mark Kozelek's autistic son
>>24171763
Pinoy trash go playing Roblox or something
>>24171764
"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS I SWEAR TO GOD!!!"
>>24171781
Hey Carmela, don't forget to do the ironing
>>24171798
Fuccboi
>>24171811
Fuccboi 2 also homo
>>24171813
Nice nose you got there, Dante
>>24171828
You look like a twink Rasputin

>>24171859
>You look like a twink Rasputin

fucking lol

>>24171851
kekkig hard because one of my friends made a meme quality shop of me doing that

>>24171871
post that shit mane i gotta see my vision in action

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>>24171813
Trannyface McSlut
>>24171828
Autistic russian mathematican that still lives with his mum
>>24171830
Those sideburns must be a pretty effective pussy repellant

wow i feel awful now. d-don't take it seriously people

>>24171875

do your parents know you're using the family computer again? go do your homework

>>24171830
Big fan, Mr. Bilbo Baggins!
>>24171828
this is literally the worst disney villain cosplay i've ever seen please leave
>>24171875
cat lady
>>24171877
you adorable squishball let me friendzone u
(jk ily)

>>24171877
That pic just about sums up everything I had to say about you. WOOF

>>24171830
which did you do first? get a license to conceal and carry, ask your barber to fuck your hair, meth, or your cousin?

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>>24171876
ave maria, deus vult

>>24171877
kek yeah i am ugly. you: decent face, could probably get a bf if you weren't so fat

>>24171890
god damn your friend is a shitty shooper.
you seem like more of the AR-15 type. wouldn't get much done with that shitty luger

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>>24171875
You look like Hitler

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>>24171741
You look like that guy who starts a roast thread only to be the shittiest roaster of all time. OF ALL TIME.

>>24171930
I don't want to be too mean

>>24171932
ayy lmao dont hold back mane.
you made a roast thread. if people cant handle it they shouldnt be posting their pics here.

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first time poster here
don't be to rough on me guys

>>24171946
fuck man. I don't think any one of us could be as rough as your boyfriend was last night. obvious bottom is obvious.

>>24171946
You're a first poster? and you come to a roast thread? Nice move dumb shit
You look like a slightly more queer version of Seth Rogan who never got famous or successful. rip

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>>24171957
why is 4chan so homophobic jeez
chillz

>>24171962
I-It's not... You're just in a roast thread. Honestly. Do you read

>>24171885
>WOOF
not even a roast man.
something like moo or so might have passed as an insult but

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>>24171962
Jesus christ. Leave this thread.

>>24171976
please note definition 3.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woof
not surprised that a dog is also a dumbass honestly

>>24171741
I ain't sayin shut bad bout this dude, I don't wanna get shot when he finally snaps.

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>>24172051
no joke. you can just see the apathy in his eyes.

bumping this shit you bunch of assholes
need new faces

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Working so I cant roast :c
But i would Love to be roasted :3

>>24173696
just let thread die you mentally ill faggot.

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>>24173719
>joins thread to post for the first time
>roast thread
>"don't be to rough on me guys"
>gets roasted and called gay twice after posting faggoty picture
>"why is 4chan so homophobic jeez"
>anon comes in asking to be roasted
>"just let thread die you mentally ill faggot."
>the irony is unreal

All roasting aside, you really must be one of the biggest bitches i've ever come across on all of 4chan. The only word that comes to mind is pathetic.

>>24173775
you are pretty good at this roasting thing brev
go on

>>24173696
can't tell if male tilda swinton or female david bowie

>>24171962
You're a faggot

>>24173803
we've gotten that out of the way anon. post face. get roasted :D

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>>24171813
Chin confirms you're definitely hiding one more banana under that skirt.

>>24171828
Jesus' brother. Turns water into malt liquor. Fatherless conception because that nigga skipped town.

>>24171830
I don't know what would take me back further, traveling to a time when those sideburns were fashionable, or your hairline.

>>24171946
Seth Rogen's discount brother. The only thing higher than him is his nipple placement.

>>24173775
When you the huff hit you

>>24173852
>>24173775
When the huff hits you**

Fucking hands.

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>>24173852

>>24173852
I'm too depressed from looking at your pic to roast you. You're one negative comment away from the belt noose. Seek a safer thread.

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Roast me.

Spoiler: You cant XD

>>24173852
You look like Macklemores clinically depressed brother.

>>24173696
There's enough grease on your face to start a fire.

>>24171828
You look like you glued your pubes to your face

>>24171813
30 year old woman who desperately tries to act young

>>24171811
What fucking furry animal died on your head?

>>24171764
Look like you'll suck dick for a hit.

>>24171830
I cant tell if those are sideburns, or if your weird ass head shape is just fucking with the shadows behind your head.

>>24173775
Look like a corpse.

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>>24173899
Well, if I wasn't depressed before, I am now thanks to these weak ass roasts.

>>24173887
Your 12 year old sister wants her body back.
Bedtime bucko. The bus will be there bright and early.

>>24173934
good one

>>24173914
don't want to roast you m8. your conscience is doing all the work for us.

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>>24171741
Do you want to be a fucking honorary Mongolian or something
>>24171763
From ages 7-15 you had an episode of constant self-deprecation for being 'Asian' where you you really gained nothing
>>24171764
You probably talk like a verbose 15 year old, and although you half-assededly using ironing curls every morning you never wash your hair and rationalise that by thinking its' conducive to the curl when in reality you're just a smelly bitch
>>24171781
You look like every talkative 70 year old Latino open just without the wrinkles get original ffs
>>24171798
Let's put a miniature plush of a whale on your head and stamp a sepia photo out of that and there we go a fucking book cover for Moby Dick
>>24171811
Why did they deflate Zyzz's corpse
>>24171813
Your face looks like the lovechild of Homer Simpson's and some random ugly looking bitch
>>24171828
You look like a wilding subordinate who gets 5 seconds of screentime which is basically a painfully high pitched roar and then getting stabbed by some valiant crow faggot
>>24171830
Howdy Partnah how's the sister/cousin/auntie/niece/girlfriend goin?
>>24171875
Both of us know that's a deceptive angle.
>>24171946
Jesus christ youre gonna need to halve your body fat ratio before you take photos like dat bruv
>>24173696
They say to say bloody mary then turn in a dark room in front of a mirror three times

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Go easy on me :(

>>24173995
You look like Sid from Ice Age

>>24173995
Are you a male or a female...? I honestly can't tell with that autistic ass hair.

>>24173998
>blue corset
>pancake face
>very mild ginger hair, too ugly to be a golden blonde or passionate ginger
>freckles like stars in the sky (except instead of starry vibes they give shitty vibes)
>always posts this exact same photo shamelessly and barely reviews others

>>24174031
lmao

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>>24173995
how's it feel to only have one set of grandparents? Whoever drew your face should just start over.

>>24173998
pic related

>>24174031
topkek

>>24173995
aw how cute

no not the ugly tranny, the cat

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>>24171741
pls bully

>>24174091
somewhere between jared leto's hooker roll in dallas buyers club and dana carvey's turtle in master of disguise, lies you.

>>24174091
why are you making that face? looks like you have a thumb up your ass.

>>24174099
Holy shit, that's pretty damn funny actually

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ayyyye try your best

>>24174115
0/10 your kitchen looks wack af

>tfw people have skipped you more than roasting you
hurts even worse desu

>>24174122
which pic is yours senpai your ID has changed

>>24174120
If this is sexist joke 10/10
If you can't actually tell that's a closet I'l go make you a sandwich anyway since I wouldn't want to be responsible for some poor retarded kid left unattended starving.

>>24171741
You look like you gave up on life the same time you gave up on not snorting valium.
>>24171764
You were probably a lot more fun to hang out with before the second abortion.
>>24171763
Can't decide between a race joke and a virgin joke.
>>24171781
"There's no way I'd ever light another boyfriend on fire for hitting on my sister."
>>24171798
> uglybutpassable.jpg
Is that what the stylist told you? I'd say barber, but there's no way a heterosexual male gave you that haircut.
>>24171813
Travis Alexander got justice, what are you doing on /soc?
>>24171828
Probably have an enormous dick, but you will be the downfall of the Russian dynasty.
>>24171877
If it weren't for the dog filter, your face would look like part of the background.
>>24171946
Hope you didn't leave the (((oven))) on.
>>24173696
Your name is either Robin or Robyn, either way you're guilty of stealing my time.
>>24173852
You look like the least successful O'Connell brother.
>>24173887
We don't need to roast you, you will be burned by every female you ever come into contact with.
>>24173995
What needs to be said about cat ladies in [the current year]?
>>24173998
You look like the type that goes to Aruba and never comes back.
>>24174091
It's good to know there are still active serial killers in the world.

>>24174137
obvious sexist joke is obvious you bimbo

>>24174115
Your lips look like an asshole

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go easy

>>24174142
I've heard I look like a serial killer many times at this point LOL

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>>24174164
But is it your favorite shade of asshole? Or are you more of a limecrime cashmere kind of guy?

>>24174115
beautiful

>>24174169
what did you just get off work at Chipotle andre? you'd make a great MtF but I don't think that's what you're going for.

>>24174221
bruh if your asshole looked like that pic I'd suck and nibble on that thing all day. no regrets.

>>24174226
wrong fucking thread dickbag

>>24174031
nice

>>24174236
god damn lol, ouch

>>24174036
Corset?
>>24174038
Ouch :(
>>24174142
How is this a roast haha

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>>24171813
Love when you dolts make up rules like you're the OP.

Go write some monologues, Jay Leno. See? Didn't post my picture. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?

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Fucking roast me pussies.
>Inb4 flag
At least be a little original.

>>24174396
nice herpes

>>24174413
Lol, it's actually just really bad acne.

>>24174396
The most popular homeschooled kid in your class.

>>24174358
kek..and not a single person proceeded to care...

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>>24174358
I didn't make up any rules, nor was I trying to. I was simply pointing out that it takes some kind of pussy ass bitch to dish it out yet be too scared and sensitive to post their own pic and take it :^)

>>24176166
That's pretty good.

>>24176170
That's kind of how it should be, genius. Should I be upset?

>>24176176
I'm okay with that.

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Roast this bitch

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ahhh, never seen one of these

i could use a good roasting

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ROAST ME NIGGAS

>>24178261
permanent dsl

>>24171763
you look like your gearing up to gas chinks in nanking

>>24177444
You look like Dr. Phil

>>24178261
>40 xbox games.
>toy airplane
>picture of jesus
>giant bottle of jerk off liquid
>pursed lips

and you wonder why you're not getting laid.

>>24178266
if you were any redder and i'd pick you from the fuckin vine.

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Alright, time to light some bitches up.
>>24171741
You look like you get away with date rape. A lot.
>>24171763
Tumblr feminists called, they want their glasses back.
>>24171764
There's probably a cut in your wrist for every dick you sucked for heroin.
>>24171781
Nice cleavage. Really takes the attention away from your huge wrinkly forehead.
>>24171798
Fuck outta here with that Vegeta hairline, boy.
>>24171811
"Mom, you're such a dumb bitch!" lookin ass.
>>24171813
Your face is like 90% concealer and 10% trying not to smile too wide so it doesn't crack... I'd still smash tho.
>>24171828
God, I really hate who they chose to play Aquaman in the Justice League film...
>>24171830
If Elvis was alive and a Trump supporter.
>>24171875
Anne Frank! You survived! Someone find that closet she's locked in!
>>24171877
The dog filter is bad enough. I don't wanna make it worse.
>>24171946
Well happy trails to you too. Really hoping you didn't post this anywhere else but here.
>>24173696
Discount Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
>>24173775
Separating your eyes would be like splitting atoms.
>>24173852
Anthony Kiedis if he let his Dark Necessities take him over.
>>24173887
Basic bitch filter over fuckboy face. Bye.
>>24173995
Low quality Uma Thurman.
>>24173998
Wow. That's one hot looking dude.
>>24174091
Lex Luthor meets Leukemia
>>24174115
You look like the type of girl that would say "I would never cheat on my boyfriend." while sucking my dick.
>>24174169
"bb girl I luv ur body" lookin ass.
>>24174396
I'm sorry, I didn't order pepperonis on my ginger jew. Take it back please.
>>24177444
The backwards cap makes me believe you're a lez, but on the off chance you aren't, you should call me sometime.
>>24178261
You look like you LOVE the second amendment. And school shootings.
>>24178266
Irish need not apply.
>>24178278
Got damn, I'm beautiful af.

>>24178278
that fuckin big orange nose has it's own no-fly zone.

>>24173998
I know I said "go easy on me" but did any of you even try? ;)

>>24178278
How far back does your hairline go?

>>24178478
Not that far, actually. The way the camera is angled makes it look that way. My forehead is big as a mofo tho.

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>>24178266
can I paint a wall with your beard

>>24179185
It's Nikki Bella, she ate her sister Brie

>>24177444
It's backwards hat girl, not lez, my Kik is Tomatosauceiscool if you doowwn hahah

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>>24171830
beta provider
>>24173887
underage faggot

I've never done this before

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>>24173887

Your filter is even dumber than mine

That's bad, dude.

>>24178278
This is me.

>>24178969
Sure, you could paint a wall with his beard, but your beard brings the fedoras to the yard.
>>24179185
Part whale, part isis. COOL
>>24180112
Please don't shoot up my school, Elliot Roger!
>>24180160
You think that filter is bad? How about taking a picture with an actual camera instead of a potato.

>>24180065
Eyyy, I'm bout to hit you up. <3

>>24173995
How did you know that? I don't know if I gained nothing; I think I gained self awareness and how to navigate the way people will see me

>>24181742
>Getting mad during a roast thread.

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roastie

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Fresh outta the shower boys.
Roast my phone also

>>24181791
How long have you been pregnant

>>24180112
Rick Astley

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interested

>>24181803
Even your phone knows how in the closet you are.

>>24182052
bruh, I could do a round of applause between those tatties.

>>24181803
stop fucking around pedro, you still haven't done the backyard. back to work.

>>24181791
sweet throw rug you're wearing doll, thick wrist/10

>>24180160
your parents must be pretty upset about that one child policy at this point...

>>24179185
you'd probably wear that retarded smile at a funeral too, knowing that theres bound to be concessions.

>>24178969
If khal drogo had downs. And grew shitty wisps instead of a mans beard.

>>24180112
wheres mom taking you for dinner tonight? we all know you cant get a date with those dead fuckin eyes. Uncanny valley type motherfucker.

>>24182052
You have quasimodo eyes

>>24182279
No one wants to catch you

>>24182289
Thanks babe. Didn't delete because of embarrassment, just decided not to engage in narcissistic behavior tonight.

>>24171811
The girl this snap was for probably opened it 5 hours after she saw the notification just so you didn't get the wrong idea that she cared about you.

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>white "people" trying to roast

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OKAY ROAST ME FGGETS

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>>24183400
Unemployed lesbian PE teacher who was fired for 'inappropriate conduct'.

>>24183400
jane lynch if she were derelict, talentless and living paycheck to paycheck.

>>24183410
not gonna roast. your barber took care of that.

>>24183400
u look like ur 40

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>>24183410
looks like someone glued really long pubes to the back of your head and you still dont know about it.
>>24183400
Your right eye can see things an inch higher than your left eye.
>>24182052
Cleavage reminds me of the ventilation shaft that got the Death Star destroyed
>>24181803
You're supposed to be 18
>>24181791
Ghosts make fun of how pale you are
>>24180112
Those lips swollen from sucking dick?
>>24178266
You look like a discount version of ewan mcgregor if he ignored all the advice from his personal trainer.

Whatever, I tried

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>>24171741
Just a selfie I took off of Facebook. Please be honest.

>>24186815
Bill Gates?

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unroastable fuckers