/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24132716

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>>24168830
>Bossy likes Isis (the band)
DAMMIT! Why are you on the other side of the country from me?!?! Wanna just meet in the middle somewhere?

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>>24170870
>can you help break the seal?
I mean, I'm in class right now, which is great for browsing 4chan, but not so great for contribooting OC.
>points to anyone who knows what game I'm playing

>>24170909
OMG! DOGGIE!!!!!!!! Man hands being so gentle to doggie. =) Swoon.
>>Wanna just meet in the middle somewhere?
>Hehehe... Might be better if we all just tunnel to the Earth's core for relatively equal travel time. Otherwise, we have to start doing network algorithms to optimize usage of your man parts among the swooning women here. The core poses a problem only for the uninitiated to a lust so molten.

>>24170911
>>points to anyone who knows what game I'm playing
911! Emergency! I love meaningless Internet points. Jesus. It's some kind of MUD. Your age is mystery to me, Nolly.
>I don't wanna cheat and use Google, so I'll guess based on client .exe icon, even though I haven't played it. Dark Sun? Is that a MUD?

POSTING OPEN REQUESTS FROM LAST THREAD... but bear in mind that there is evergreen stuff that might help to draw a broader audience (classic and suggestive poses, belts, playing a musical instrument, etc.)...

From this anon:
>>24167979
>I would honestly love to just see some "average joe" shots.
i.e., enjoying a beverage, reading a book, chilling with a furry friend, general lazing about...

>>24135202
>>> OUTSIDE STAIRS REQUEST IDEA <<
See x-ref post for ideas

... and would still like to see more sunrise/sunset type of pics from other guys since the ones we've seen from Torque, Brandt, Nolly have each had their unique spin and been awesome.

... and any shots you can get in doorways that lead to the outside should turn out nicely. Mountanon had some of these ways back when and they were ah-mazing.

>all nonsensical bump requests involving glue, rommelpots and such may be ignored...

I'm out, thread! Stay sexy and funny as all get out.

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Hand

>>24170911
Talk about missing a period. ;DDD

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>>24170999
First of all - Check'd
>911! Emergency! I love meaningless Internet points. Jesus. It's some kind of MUD. Your age is mystery to me, Nolly.
You're not as far off as you could be! I was playing ADOM - the roguelike that I'm currently obsessed with (it's usually ADOM or Brogue). Granted, the game is pretty old.

The fact that your mind jumped to MUDs first makes me think that you're probably 5-15 years older than I am, if that's any indication of my age.

>>24171149
>i.e., enjoying a beverage
I have been known to do that from time to time.

>>24171149
>... and would still like to see more sunrise/sunset type of pics from other guys since the ones we've seen from Torque, Brandt, Nolly have each had their unique spin and been awesome.
I'd take more, but that would require the sun coming out~

>>24171314
>Talk about missing a period. ;DDD
Heheheh

I'm going to repost my impromptu request from last thread to see some relaxed, every day poses.

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Forearm & biceps no pump :(

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What the duct tape was doing here, I have no idea.

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;)

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Found this lying by the side of the road.

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>>24170886
So I've got a name now, neato. Shame I don't have any content. Oh whatever shall I do.

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>>24170911

Yeeeee! Rogue! Or Angband? Could be a Rogue clone I suppose...

and good morning new thread.

-Brandt

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>>24171785
>Yeeeee! Rogue! Or Angband? Could be a Rogue clone I suppose...
ADOM! But yes, another roguelike~
I do have Angband, but it's been forever since I played - the game's a little grindy for me. (though I do appreciate that it's more forgiving of use-ID'ing loot)

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Lo.

And behold for he saith "I am a reader of pages. I am a crafter of food. I am a runner of many miles, and a striker of dynamic postures. I am a lover of the outdoors. I am a drinker of beers so dark mud seems thin by comparison. A Photographer. A son. A brother. A badass mutha' fucka'.

"I am Books.

"I'll be back for a while.

"Cheers <3"

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>>24171899
I even took some pictures today.

>>24171899
>>24172018
OHMYMOTHERFUCKINGGAWD!#()*$!)(*!%)(*!%)(*!%()*!(%)*()!%*@*%()()@*%()@%*
BOOKS!$@$%@%!%!%
MY SPELLS WORKED!$!$%!%$!%@

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>>24172029
How many did you cast?

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Behold

>>24171174
Hand *and* a forearm! Whatcha holding in there, a miniature giraffe?

>>24171451
Thx for sharing!

>>24171494
Nolly's wood has fungi because it's always ... moist. ;)
>>24171498
Eeep! I love these shots. Always make me wanna have a seat and chat.
>>24171502
hehehe... duct tape and zipties. Just about all you need to construct/re-construct stuff.
>>24171511
OMG. Is this the first time I've thought about "service entrance" and "loading dock" in a perverted context? It is! Congrats, Nolly- you've brought out the depths of my inner Beavis.

>>24171513
>>24171520
Unreal how lush the plants are around you.

>>24171524
You manage to yourself into the tiniest holes...

>>24171531
>Nolly remembers reflective/mirror shots for eternity. <3

>>24171535
Poor guy. Heatstroke?

>>24171672
Hehehe... Pepe's Dad doesn't have to be your name. I know you wanted to hold off on adopting one, which is OK, but I wanted to encourage you back.

>>24171785
Sorry, but I can't look at your hand without thinking all sorts of explicit thoughts. I guess that's not really a problem for anything other than my pantiliner usage.

>>24171899
OMG, and you have the fire hydrant, which was completely random. <3 <3 <3

>>24172018
>>24172064
The golden fuzz drives forward, yippeee!!!
*squeeflail*
>How many did you cast?
You can ask Catwoman to verify, but I believe I was conjuring about every hour on the hour after you left... until I ran out of the magiks and then started whoring myself out to regain sorcery strength. ;)
Have missed you, Books. <3 <3 <3

>>24172073
Beheld.

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>>24172105
Actually that's a 750ml bottle of Rogue Double Chocolate. It's quite chocolately.

I think I heard those summonses, but I wish I had known there were sexual services being offered. I would have slid in... obviously with plenty of foreplay to get things warmed up... for the party!

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>>24172130
Sweet tendons and nice pjs. I have some similar ones. Although, distinguishing my pjs, I really don't like flanel material. Too warm for me. Running and yoga have turned me into a literal furnace recently - my body temp has been hovering between 99.1 and 99.5 F for a week.

nobody snuggle me. you'll die. good thing I don't have a gf.

(sobbing sounds)

>>24172139
hahahahaha *facepalm* OMG... if ever there was proof of "we see what we want to believe"... oh man.
>plenty of foreplay to get things warmed up
Uh... well, you may not need that much. It's been discussed on the thread since you've been gone, but let's just say that the eternal fountain of bossypants is easily released and does not go dry... =D

>>24172130
I cannot expand this image, anon. There's something in the background that I irrationally fear is a bare male foot. =(

>>24172165
Considering how cold girls get, I'm sure they (we) would love it.

>>24172165
>my body temp has been hovering between 99.1 and 99.5 F for a week.
>nobody snuggle me. you'll die
Not a problem. I am a cold-blooded amphibian given how I live both on land... and in wet environments. Bring on the snuggles.

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Rate me

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>>24172169
Gahhd, you make it sound like it would be so fun to be around you for a day, or a week, or forever.

>>24172170
And who are you?

I suppose if you're cold enough I'd welcome a heat sink in bed with me... buuut I can think of only very few occasions where I have slept in the same bed as a woman and we did not both end up sweaty and panting heat generators.

Hmm. What's on the next CD?

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>>24172169
Fear not my child tis but a foot

>>24172189
You've missed the point of this thread.

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>>24172189
This is not a rate thread. Please reconsider your approach.

But 7.5/10. You still have a little pouch, and you chest is small relative to your shoulders, but you have a good skeleton and I like tatts.

>>24172188
>>24172170
Cum be my heat sink, both of you.

Butt(s&butt)ons are for touching.

>>24172189
Oh and - 0.5 for the cross necklace.

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>>24172200
>Fear not my child tis but a foot
>tis but a foot
>but a foot
>buttah' foot

>butter foot

If I were in charge of names, this would be yours because I like it and think its funny.

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>>24172260
Ask and you shall receive

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>>24172280

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>>24170999
>algorithms to optimize usage of your man parts
Sounds like you've thought about whoring me out. I'll need to at least have some say in the client criteria, and I'm thinking 60 percent of the net profits. Do you have any experience in marketing?

>>24171899
Books, welcome back to the thread.

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>>24172529
>>24172560
Somebody got a nicer camera! What is that, an Olympus? iPhone?

Thanks, man. It's bittersweet. But I always love flirting with flirty ladies so I won't complain <3

>>24172199
Oh right! I'm Stockholm. I just get really sporadic with my replies.

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>>24172580
Nope, same old iphone 5s that I've been using the whole time. You sounded excited about Mexico(?), sorry it didn't work out for you.

Sweat sheen on forearms- Damn, yours are shinier.

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>>24172619
That's ok. I'm not pressuring you. Sporadicize away. I'll pop back in eventually too and say hi, or drench your panties, or (most likely) both.

Today and yesterday I roofed a roof.

>>24172653
Please do!

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>>24172632
Well, it's still a pretty possible thing. It's just not going to happen for a few months at the earliest, if it does happen. Like I said to Bossy, it was somewhat of a long shot and I knew that to begin with, so I'm not too bummed. I'm only 25. I'll go to Mexico before I die, for sure.

Yah, it got pretty hot up on that roof in the high-noon sun. Just wait.

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>>24172632
I do appreciate the sentiment, though.

>>24172670
Oh, I will!

>>24171821

If you want a rogue-like that's quick and fun, check out DoomRL. Great for short breaks;D

-Brandt

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Idk why but I always have arteries showing. They are crazy after carrying lots of groceries. As in I get comments from every single person I meet when they go up.

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And Follow Up face Burnt my shoulders in sun though

>>24172199
>so fun to be around you for a day, or a week, or forever
Mmmhmm! Although we'd have alone time so as to read. =)
>>24172215
Hehehe! Love it when you play with knobs and buttons.

>>24172200
>>24172280
>Fear not my child tis but a foot
No male anatomy part knows my disgust more than feet, anon. Sorry.

>>24172529
>>24172560
Awww yeah! Look at you with these gorgeous outdoor brick steps request fill! Am such a fan of your relaxed poses as well as the *ahem* sterner and dirtier ones, too. =)
>>whoring Torque out
>Hm. We'll negotiate further on terms. And I have plenty of experience in marketing, but probably not on the PR and advertising side - more on product, channel and pricing. Either way, you'll be a tentpole brand in my portfolio. =)

>>24172580
>I always love flirting with flirty ladies so I won't complain <3
We won't complain, either!

>>24172632
>Sweat sheen on forearms- Damn, yours are shinier
Will ogle your dirty, gloved arms all day, Torque. Shiny is just a modifier, doesn't make 'em better or worse. =D

>>24172653
>I'll pop back in eventually too and say hi, or drench your panties, or (most likely) both.
That's a nice roof and all, but I have something else you can nail...
Oh, and the panty drenching problem... Stockholmgirl has wisely stated that it's best just to sit on the toilet and not wear any panties when we're visiting this thread. =)

>>24172713
Aaaaahhhh... having a picture technical quality ladyboner. Dat background and dat roof. And a familiar hottie. mmmhmm.

>>24172810
>Great for short breaks
DoomRL isn't exactly what I was hoping you'd be using for short breaks, though... ;)

>>24172968
>Idk why but I always have arteries showing
More likely veins... Arteries aren't really subcutaneous/close under the skin like veins... and venous walls are thinner, more prone to distension, esp given higher cardiac output, like when carrying groceries.
But congrats on a 100% commenting rate and thx for sharing!
>Most people are too buried in their phones to talk, much less make eye contact these days...

>>24172989
The mischief maker in me has mentally graffitied a gigantic dong going into your mouth, anon. But you have nice teeth. If only this were /teeth/...

>tfw losing weight and veins are starting to show up on my hands and wrists again

>>24172989
this is an underrated photo

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Huzzah! The prodigal time piece has returned to be fetishized once again by you ferocious females, fanatically frequenting this fell find of fanciful fantasy.

>too weird; didn't read: yay, replacement watch band is in and installed for my black watch!

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>>24170862
Claiming ID. Worked til midnight and just got out of the gym... I believe I was asked to be here

>also angry gym workouts are the best. Fuck shit

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>bump<

>>24173195
Congrats, anon! Let's see work in progress- certainly there's more to your hands and wrists than just veins?

>>24173359
Fantastic!

>>24173413
Waffles! Thanks for hopping on over! Glad you had a good workout. I can just see you, growling while throwing weights around and yet with a paradoxically charming smile.

>>24173978
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, REMINDING US OF SHOWER SETS.
>*muffles moan*

>>24174176

>fantastic

Indeed:3

>reminders

I have absolutely no idea what you're on about. That's just a simple after-workout lean-against-the-bathroom-wall-and-snap-a-shot-in-the-mirror shot.

>>24174198
>That's just a simple after-workout lean-against-the-bathroom-wall-and-snap-a-shot-in-the-mirror shot
Sure. That's typically what I do after a workout too, only on my knees.

>>24174176
>waffles
I knew Id either be waffles or lips.
>good workout
Ran a 2.3 minute half mile..and I run once in a blue moon. I was fucking mad. I do growl though
>charming smile
Not tonight lol. I was just mad

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>>24174238
Long lonely nights lead to better mornings. Or so I hope

>>24174238
We do enjoy your lips, but ladies have more pairs of lips than guys do, I figured Waffles would keep you from being bullied in the schoolyard. =)

>>24174254
That is off the cuff, anon. Or rather, inside the cuff? How was the Torture Garden?

>>24174344
They definitely lead to new mornings. You get to make them better. =)
Sorry not to stay up and chat... Must sleep, but thx for the pics- looking great.

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>>24174362
That's true. Ladies do. I don't think many people would bully the 6'5 guy who can bench his body weight though.
>you get to make them better
You're right. Here's the start. Have my first gif

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>>24173101
It's a pretty piece of property that my family owns; right on the Hudson river just south of Albany. It's a super old house built by my Dutch ancestors in the late 17th cent. We have to do maintenance on the house in some form or another just about every summer,

Well obviously there would be reading. I can't live without it. Can you read with a book on your stomach? Because I can read with my mouth occupied. Get a couple chapters done, do some nailing, get some food, repeat.

>>24174238
Do you growl when you run?

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>>24172968
Yah, those are veins, rather than arteries. Arteries would pulse in time with your heart beat. It's not impossible to see arteries from the surface, but very unlikely. Even as vascular as I am there are only two places on my body where my arteries are visible from the surface - just below the tibia knob on each of my ankles you can watch my heart beat through my skin. It's kind of weird, but also very cool. Good spot for taking a pulse, too.

>>24174344
>I hope
Let's make this happen.

>>24174366
>don't think many people would bully
I would totally bully you.

Catwoman popping in after a 24 hour beer fest and sunburnt to hell and back. Please help, someone! Apparently I've been gone so long we are on a new thread. I'm so sorry </3


>>24170909
This is too adorable I can't handle it.

>>24171451
Hot damn.

>>24171494
>>24171498
>>24171513
>>24171520
Ahhhh it's so beautiful where you live.

>>24171899
Whaaaaat why have I never seen this before?! And holy fuck I may or may not have wet myself realizing you're here!!!!

>>24172029
I immediately knew you'd be all screams!

>>24172192
Mmmmffff that fuzz!

>>24172529
>>24172560
Now I'm becoming as fond of your porch as I am of your couch!

>>24172580
Hard at work. Delights me so to see a sweaty man.

>>24172989
Pretty teeth in this awkward shot.

>>24173413
Always please!

>>24173978
Let's have you come bump me.

>>24174344
I could make your nights less lonely.

>>24174366
This scared me a bit for the wellbeing of your body hair.

>>24174629
>>24174597
Can I just come watch you work, good jesus.

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>>24174913
<3
Hey bb. It's been a while.

You wanna be my photographer?

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>>24175070
I practically cooked my camera setting out in the sun to interval shoot. I was a little nervous that it would have actually damaged it. It seems fine though.

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>>24175084
>Vasquez man
Good choice i work in a cement plant and i love red wing stuff

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>>24175110
Actually, these are Keens. I'm really rough on my boots so I need them to last. Keens are well worth the price with the mileage that I get out of them. I've had these through backpacking in Costa Rica, climbing palm trees in Peru, hiking various trails and mountains in the Smokies, Blue Ridge, and Adirondacks, and even on occasion running in, over the course of about 2 yrs. Still in good shape. I wear them every day.

>>24175110
I think I had Vasquez once though. Wore them out in Ecuador, pushing a motor canoe up a dry-season Rio Payamino.

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Some hanging flowers downtown.

>>24172105
>OMG. Is this the first time I've thought about "service entrance" and "loading dock" in a perverted context? It is! Congrats, Nolly- you've brought out the depths of my inner Beavis.
Well, that's surprising~

>>24172105
>Poor guy. Heatstroke?
Hard to say. Could be, but I'm guessing it had more to do with the rain/humidity than the heat.

>>24171899
>double chocolate stout
Fuck yes.
Rogue, you say? I might have to give that a try, if I can find it around here.

>>24174913
>Ahhhh it's so beautiful where you live.
It really is nice here. And I'm leaving for somewhere much less pretty in a week or two. :(

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>>24175207
>>24175212
Before this job i sold boots for to help pay for college. We have this one boot with a white sole thats perfect for roofers its model #83605. The steel toe one was the top seller in that store

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>>24175227
It's made in Oregon, but ships nationwide. I bought that particular bottle in Lexington, Ky.

>>24175240
White sole. Yah that would have been nice. My feet were on goddamn fire up there, and that was only cedar shingling. Honestly though, I need hiking boots, rather than work boots - more versatile, usually.

Cuttin' wood, doin' good.

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>>24175307
"Yipeee!"

~1/8 of a shingle, flying free from the table.

>>24175307
Funnily enough they are actually really good hiking boots too. I hiked all over Sedona and the grand canyon with them and it really helped

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>>24173101
>whoring Torque out
Is sex still a stress reliever if it is your job? Because I could use a release, as opposed to more stress- maybe I'll have to investigate further before embarking on this new career.
>better or worse
Oh, I wasn't worried about that, just acknowledging he had more complete sweat coverage. You guys have made me feel too desired in these threads to worry much about better or worse.

Have a door contribution.

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>>24175359
I'll give Redwing a try after I wear these out. Just bought some repair goo, though. So it'll be a while.

Who likes V-necks? This is my favorite running shirt.

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>>24175381
Casual carnenter.

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>>24175390
Well... I can spell sometimes.

Freehanded a few cuts where the table wouldn't cut smaller.

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>>24175403
Stay tuned for what I made for dinner yesterday.

>>24174913
Oops- missed this in attempt to post quickly on my lunch break (had to come home to take the gimpy puppy outside).
Yeah, I like that brick pattern. Which is good, because they used it for most of the houses in this neighborhood. I would gladly make out and hang out with you on either the porch or the couch- your choice.

>>24174176
yeah there's also fat

>>24174366
I just want to shout "Flame On!" in Johnny Storm style.

>>24174597
>right on the Hudson river just south of Albany
Ah... makes sense. That's a beautiful area. I've spent lots of time in Huguenot land, particularly Ulster and Dutchess counties.

>>24174629
>Good spot for taking a pulse, too.
Pls let us know if you require assistance for taking your pulse...

>>24174913
>Catwoman popping in after a 24 hour beer fest and sunburnt to hell and back
Welcome back, gurl! I get despondent when you are away...

>>24175070
>>24175084
OMG. the gold and tan contrast on your arms. I kinda want to have you taxidermied. Perhaps cryogenically frozen. No. *ponders* Must... think... harder!
Dunno how you didn't fry in that black top, though!

>>24175227
Holy fuck. The color in these is amazing! And of course... dat arm hair. Eeek!
Are you moving permanently or just for the school term?

>>24175307
>>24175319
Hehehe! A non sequitur, but I imagined a shingle to go flying off the cutting table and your yelling "fore!!!"

>>24175349
I like this shot. I have to admit that since I've been watching this thread, I've been looking for Easter eggs, like the mileage matching the post #.

>>24175361
OMG!$!$$!@$@%%!!%
YES!!!!! THIS IS IT!#!$!!!!
This is one of the heavy-door lifting things I had in mind!!!!!!!
FUCKING 10!!!!!!!$@%%!%!@
Oh man!$@!!! Thank you, Torque!!!! It and you look so good!
>>Is sex still a stress reliever?
>Hm... yes, but it can also induce more stress. Don't worry, we'll let you keep your current job - you seem to enjoy it at any rate? Whoring can be your moonlighting thing. =D

>>24175381
>Who likes V-necks?
You could wear chain mail made out of rusty disco balls and it would look good on you. Probably wouldn't make for a very good running shirt, though. And uh... focusing on crotch.
>>24175390
Crotch.
>>24175403
....And crotch.

>>24175410
OMG. I yam so excited. (although are those yams or sweet potatoes?)

>>24175070
Absolutely! I might end up drooling on the camera though.
>>24175084
I was actually going to ask about that. It looks way too hot to be out in the sun. I'm surprised it didn't melt.

>>24175227
That's no good, city livin'?

>>24175410
Oh yeah! Now I'm curious.

>>24175419
It's beautiful work.

How about both! ;)

>>24175511
Well, if you feel like playing, you can always show us what your hands and arms do for work and/or leisure. We look at man parts for more than their physical attributes.

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>>24175692
Come to my house pls now I have the house to myself and hottub we can do dirty things you can make my pulse race and measure it anywhere you want

>>24175706
Come drool on my telescope lense, bb.

>>24175706
>>24175692
Hint: it's sweet potato fries

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>>24175692
There were some other shots in the set that had exhibited a rip in my groin quite well, with a little bit of spill (obviously, within my boxers) out of the hole. For instance: this is one!

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>>24175747
Chop, chop.

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>>24175788
*chopping intensifies*

Actually I wasn't chopping. I was slicing.

*slicing intensifies*

w/e.

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Still driving.. How do you reply to posts or pictures? I have no clue lol

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>>24175692
>Holy fuck. The color in these is amazing! And of course... dat arm hair. Eeek!
>Are you moving permanently or just for the school term?
I take a semester off every once in a while to work full-time. It's nice and relaxing compared to the schedule I usually keep while taking classes. (also for, you know, the money).

>>24175706
>That's no good, city livin'?
More like suburbia, but yeah. Maryland needs moar mountains.

>>24175859
>Still driving.. How do you reply to posts or pictures? I have no clue lol
Click the post number (or I guess you could manually type it in and add the ">>" yourself) of the post you want to reply to, and it'll pop up in your reply box (or open a reply box for you if you didn't have one up already).

If you want to quote something, highlight the text you want to quote and it'll be copied into your reply box (along with the '>' for greentexting).

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;)

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One finger is just not enough~

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I forget what type of caterpillar makes these webs, but we've got a fair amount of them around here.

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>>24175859
If you want you can ref the post number by just clicking/touching on the post number of the one you want to reply to, or you can manually punch in ">>" and then the post number you want to reply to.

You better go to the shop man. I see that maint. light on. I just scheduled an appt. for my CR V a few minutes ago because the light came on this morning. fml. so much for savings.

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>>24175872
Cumberland is goddamn beautiful. Plus, you do have Sideling Hill cut, which is cool as hell.

>>24175881
Malacosoma caterpillars.

That was a lot of sweet potato.

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>>24175920
Of course we use oil for cooking.

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>>24175961

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>>24175969
And that's the end of the set.

Hmm, what will I do next? Maybe take you kayaking?

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all i have is a pic of my gf

>>24175747
>Come to my house pls now I have the house to myself and hottub we can do dirty things you can make my pulse race and measure it anywhere you want
Aaaaaugh. The physics of human travel - bah. Also, I see pics like this and think, "pls... hold my throat like that"

>>24175769
>exhibited a rip in my groin quite well, with a little bit of spill
Stahhhhhhp! OMG. OMG. OMG.
And is that a Pomeranian in the background? SO FLUFFY!$!@%
>>24175788
>>24175844
You pulled a serial double-dubs. Those are some evenly cut raw fries... almost julienned?

>>24175859
Oh dear. You actually *are* driving with the envelopes stuffed in the wiper, aren't you? Hm.

>>24175872
>I take a semester off every once in a while to work full-time.
Ah, I see. Going back to the same employer or will you rotate around to get different experience? Those metal cracks, tho. ouch.

>>24175875
>>24175878
hahahaha! Hope you got the full 45 min time limit for free. ;)

>>24175881
Advantages of being short... we rarely walk directly into those. But you tall guys can wind up with a face of that stuff. Which is good entertainment. =D

>>24175884
>>24175920
Hehe! Never forget the jalapenos!!!
>>24175961
Getting nerrrrrvous...
>>24175969
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!$!$!!! THERE IT IS!!! hahahaha oh dear. God, you'd think I'd get desensitized to this stuff, but no.
>>24175979
>kayaking
Yiiiiiis, pls! I had thrown out a random request a thread or two ago for anyone who rowed crew... kayaking arms? Absolutely.

>>24175981
hehehehe! That reminds me of Silicon Valley... "We call my laptop 'My Girlfriend' because it's the only warm thing that's touched my crotch in a while..."
What's the skull in the background?

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Finally done driving! Lol hard to take pics on the job without looking ridiculous

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>>24176326
I could also hold you down like this.

>a Pom?
I'm not sure what kind of dog Rae Rae is. Most likely a mutt. She's viscious and capable though (exactly like all of the women in my family). She took on a fully adult Bernese earlier that same day. Gave it a bloody eye and walked away with nothing.

>raw fries...
They're basically julienned. If I were still in school for it I probably would have failed with those, but I hardly ever go for technical perfection when I cook for myself. Plus the inconsistency makes them look more homemade.

>jalaps
I couldn't ever forget my jalaps. When I said everything, I meant everything. The only things I haven't eaten hot peppers in are cereal, yogurt, smoothies, and many of the variations on breakfast cakes/cookies/pastries.

>Crew. Well I don't have crew arms, but they've gotten pretty thick from all the yoga, and plus it'll be outside. Thinking about getting a temp job at a local rock wall after I get back from Cape Cod. Could take some sweet pictures there too.

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>>24176326
>Ah, I see. Going back to the same employer or will you rotate around to get different experience?
Yes~ :D

>hahahaha! Hope you got the full 45 min time limit for free. ;)
You could say that. (I walked)

>>24176326
>Advantages of being short... we rarely walk directly into those. But you tall guys can wind up with a face of that stuff. Which is good entertainment. =D
Conveniently, most of them are above my head as well. But yes, that is one of many advantages of being short. I still hit my head on cabinet doors and the like every once in a while.

>>24176340
>didn'treadtheOP.jpg

>>24176418
>hot peppers
It's hard to make a dish worse by adding peppers.

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Hi

>>24176495
True fact.

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GO U.S.A Olympics! Woooo. but more seriously
>>24174597
>do you growl when you run
Nah, just when I lift
>>24174791
How do you plan on making that happen? And why would you bully me? D:
>>24174913
>less lonely nights
I mean..Im pretty much always shirtless is that a bother
>body hair
Fun fact, im almost naturally hairless across my chest back and stomach, minus my happy trail.
>>24175692
>flame on
The Human torch is an amazing super hero.

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>>24176771
and more on topic, how I typically stand at my job when I glare at my employees.

>>24176771
You're not running hard enough, then :P

>naturally hairless
You and me both brother. Brofist on that one.

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>>24170862
Just got done with arms and bare knuckle boxing

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>>24177053
Both knuckles>>24177053

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>>24177053
And hand

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This is a hammer. Do not mistake it for a square

>>24177094
Good thing its not wielded by a square

>>24170909
so i came in this thread innocently lurking but fuuuu your hand make me feel some type of way

>>24175692
Wait. Bossy.

Was my attempt at describing going down on you too subtle? Because you slid right over that without so much as a textual squeal, and that is very unlike you.

I actually want to do this thing. I can spell it out more obviously if you want.

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I don't know if I've done close-ups like these before.

>>24177465
Why does your ID color change throughout the thread, but not your ID character string?

>>24177478
nvm. It was the angle of my monitor.

I'm really smart.

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>>24175692
>heavy door lifting things
Bossy, I have a confession to make. That door actually rolls up very easily- I faked it. For you ;)

>>24175706
>both
Alright- that's the couch, the porch, camping, and probably my bed, too. What else do you want add to the list?

And straight up lounging pic. Maybe this counts as an average joe pic, too?

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I think I remember someone being a fan of plaid, so here's one more.

>>24177478
Probably because it doesn't~ :D
(It's okay, we've all done similarly dumb things)

>>24177409
Haha, thanks. You're probably not the first that has happened to- these threads get a lot of pics with different content and tone which might appeal to a variety of people. I should have more hand-centric pics in a couple of days if I can find a way to shoot it decently. Feel free to check back or hang out and comment more in the meantime.

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>bamp

Don't die on me, thread!

>>24178320
>Don't die on me, thread!
Ayyyy... don't die on me, either thread!!

Thx, Nolly!!! Sorry - next 24 hrs kind crazy with a deadline. Will return with dump trucks full of swooning, filth, and sarcasm once that project is complete and the final invoice has been sent to client. =) xoxo

Keep the thread alive and I myself will carry it to the gates of Valhalla. *silver spray on IDs* /mhfn/ will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

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>>24178398
I wont let it die. I did a bit of a hand comparison/vein shoot thing

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>>24178646

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>>24178652
Jesus fuck I didn't realize these would come out so shitty.
>phone comparison
Its a galaxy s5 for big hand you know

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>>24178657
Remind me..Next time do this in natural lighting not in dawn

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Sometimes, hands fly economy.

-Brandt

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It rained this morning. So, naturally, I went and played in Moordener Kill.

I tried to take pictures, but I accidentally put on some crappy settings, and my camera fell into the stream.

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>>24179577
For some reason, the camera could not get over a far DoF. As a result very few good images of close up hands came out. Still some though. And some farther away hands, with image quality that should be high enough for a good zoom-in.

>>24179577
OMG

>>24179577
>>24179616
Oh no, did your camera survive?

>>24178663
The dark light looks nice too, though... mysterious and sinister, maybe. I guess that's what happens when the subject is gorgeous.

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I heard it was the latest craze... I dunno.

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I'm drunk. Have this.

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at work

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>>24180079
I'm hoping so. Drying in the oven, still, as I type. There was no external damage, so if it is not ok damage was internal concussive or water.

I'm not too worried, it was a short fall and niks are pretty tough.

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>>24180179
Long thumb. Very long thumb.

>>24180193
What's your 2D:4D? Measure from base crease of the finger, palmside.

>>24180282
ehhh, all tobacco products are somewhat offensive to me. not on a personal level, though.

>>24180292
Army? I come from a military family, at least on my dad's side. Thank you for your service.

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>>24180373

>>24180373
Yeah, Army. What did your dad do?

Lol don't thank me man, it's just another career choice, except this one I get to jump out of planes and blow shit up.

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>>24180373
What'dya want? I'm an edgy stupid 20-something on 4chan. I like to pretend that life is hard and I need these things to cope. It's a good cover for my lack of personality. Nice rocks, by the way.

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I have a couple more if interested I'm at work and look goofy taking pictures of myself lol

>>24180381
I really appreciate the quality of your photos. The roof shots yesterday and these today.

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>>24180193
Made me curious about my hand mets.

My left:
Red - 21.5cm
Yellow - 9.4cm
Blue - 18.5cm
Green - 7.8cm

2D:4D is between 0.89 and 0.91 depending on device used to measure. Just measured it as 0.895 with calipers, but 0.905 was with a ruler that only measured inches, a while ago.

>>24180383
My grandfather, dad, uncle, and brother are/were all in the navy. I have a cousin in the airforce, and a 2nd cousin in the army.

>>24180400
You can quit (if you want to). I believe in you. But, thanks, I found them :)

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>>24180292
Diggin the camo brah
Whats your mos my dad was a navigator for subs

>>24180459
18b

That would fucking suck I would kill myself if I was ever put on a sub.

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>>24180447
Also forgot my great uncle. He was navy too.

>>24180435
I appreciate that you appreciate them. It's surprisingly fun to take pictures of hands. Also surprisingly difficult, which is part of the fun.

I am posting this set so out of order, bah.

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>>24180447
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, WHY CAN'T YOU APPRECIATE ME AS I AM

*various other junkie logic here*

You have interesting rocks where you are then. We've got corn here. When I'm done drinking I'll drive to the nearest field and steal some corn. I could be the corn to your rocks, senpai.

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Fuck yeah, sunshine~

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And one of me drenched in sweat - still better than getting rained on.

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Thought it be neat to show how to do a figure 8 knot
First get a bit of string
>>24180468
Just need a bit of banter and don't mind being surrounded by crusty semen
And the cortisone shots
>>24180471
>tfw tried to get a pic of my benching from my pov
It was a bad idea
>>24180473
>>24180473
I hope that corn becomes corn liquor

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>>24180598
Then rotate so you have made a loop

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>>24180606
Wrap the start of the loop with the rest of the cord

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>>24180608
Finally put the tail through the loop and you have a figure 8

>>24176346
Streeeetch.

>>24176356
>hard to take pics on the job without looking ridiculous
Heh... we understand and greatly appreciate that! Also appreciate labeled panels...

>>24176418
>I could also hold you down like this.
Yes, please. I'm not particular when it comes to that.
>Rae Rae
Sounds like my kinda gal! Although, I am partial to huge mountain dogs like the Bernese and Pyrenees...
>kayaking, rock wall, Cape Cod
You know that we will more than happily drool over any and all of your arms in action! Where on the Cape?

>>24176495
Nolly Manifesto: "When life hands you lemons... fondle it."

>>24176698
hello and welcome!

>>24176773
>The Human Torch
He's awright. A bit of a hothead. ;)

Do your employees have the pleasure of generally being at crotch-level, looking at your happy trail?

>>24177094
This is definitely the hammer thread. I like the perspective and the angle at which the hammer intersects the background!

>>24177441
>Because you slid right over that without so much as a textual squeal
hahahahaha! *BLUSH* Uh... no, let's just say that I had a moment of degeneracy yesterday. Perhaps many, many successive moments of wet shame yesterday... I might've lost count, in fact. eep.

>>24177463
>>24177465
>>24177468
>>24177471
>>24177474
Totes hot, but the belt is still done, so it seems like you were just giving yourself... the shaft.

>>24177504
>I faked it.
I guarantee you wouldn't be faking it with me in-person. ;) But yeah - for pics, of course you can fake it! Else indie film production budgets would have more budget creep than they already do...
Still was a great pic. =)

>For you ;)
Bane reference *HUGS*

Yup! Love the lounging on the plaid couch pic. Don't mind the hand on crotch, either.

>>24177510
If plaid were a commodity, Cat would be buying... hopefully she comes back to die over this. She's supposed to have 9 lives and all...

>>24178048
HOWLING!!!!! oh lord. THE THREAD MIGHT NOT HAVE DIED, BUT I DID!

>ttfn, thread. more catch-up later

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>>24180614
And thats a figure 8

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>>24180292
Are bulges allowed in these threads?

Crye pants always run super tight compared to other combat pants

Oops, I lied... 2 more min to throw in a wall o' text.

>>24178663
>Next time do this in natural lighting not in dawn
'Tis alright. I did request sunrise/sunset pics, after all...

>>24179106
I can't help but look at this pic and imagine sitting next to you, with a blanket to hide what my hands are gonna do to you under that blanket. mmmmm.gfljkgfslkj

>>24179577
lip piercings are back, and WTFOMG
>my camera fell into the stream
that's not all of yours that's going to be falling into my stream...

>>24179616
And as much as I like to make obscene comments to you guys... I really love this pic. The bank w/ the lined trees, wet rocks, your action pose, etc. <3 thx for sharing.

>Okay, must run for reals. Later, thread. xoxo

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>>24170862
Heres you go femnons not much but, worker hands, there like leather gloves. Jack of all trades here.

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Here's my hand. It's a basic hand, really...one thumb, four fingers... I'm happy with it.

>>24180618
End of line double figure eight knots are like literally the only knots I fuck up on. Every time I go to do one I forget how.

>>24180649
>tfw fucking up on an oysterman
It is suffering
I like to put a little bit of duck tape on my ends so its easier to keep track of them also grog's knots are a great website for this

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>>24180473
The rocks thank you. Moordener Kill, at least where this image was taken is primarily Bomoseen graywacke, I believe. It does make for pretty stream stones.

What kinds of corn do you have?

Obv, I won't force you to do anything, so pack if you must.

>>24180654
When I went through Ranger School I almost failed all because of a goddamn figure eight knot

>>24180678
Ah thats some shit
My wrestling coach was an army rangwr did two tours in iraqi and Afghanistan it was terrifing how strong he was.
Fucker would make you black out by clubbing you in the back off the head

>>24180672
I really like this shot. What're you looking at with your tiny snakebites?

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>>24180571
I like ur plants. Very pretty (?)silver fir(?). I don't know the flowers though.

>>24180595
Says you! I quite enjoyed my time in the rain this morning.

>>24180598
Bourbon whiskey <3 Literally the only hard alcohol I drink. A man after my own tastes.

Yah, I've been trying to think of a way to rig my bicycle with my camera. we'll see how that goes...

I like the colors in this one. A lot.

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I really get the feeling i messed it up but here is my oysterman knot
>>24180722
Thats pretty cool
Also bookers bourbon is all a man needs to feel right

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>>24180615
Still wish I had some pictures of Chuck and Trapper (CC coach's Leonbergers) to show you all.

I'm personally partial to big short-haired dogs, like Great Danes, or those really tall skinny gray ones. OOOH! Maned wolves <3

My mom and step-dad effectively have a timeshare at Head of the Meadow campground, just north-east of n. truro. Very pretty place. This year I'm going to explore the national seashore and the Provinceland dunes because I'll have my own car. Hoping to snap a few photos of some endangered/threatened tiger beetle species.

>many successive moments
There's no shame here. You can touch yourself all you want. We embrace your filthiness with open, soon-to-be-wet fingers... *ahem* arms.

>>24180629
I'm certain no one will complain, but if you can make your hands an integral part of the image subject it would be more on-task, haha!

>>24180638
no, thanx you for appreciatin' <3

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>>24180649
Don't go climbing.

>>24180654
Did you mean... duct tape?
Sorry.
That mistake kills me inside a little every time I see it.

>>24180709
Thanks. In that shot I was looking towards the highway because I though I heard a car door slam and I was scared that someone was going to come yell at me to stop playing in the Kill in my underwear, even though it is technically not private land. It was also a really weird setup. My camera was balanced on my bicycle seat, which was attached to my bicycle, sitting in the middle of the Kill, with a small Gorilla tripod, while I had the camera protected from the rain with an old light-up umbrella that was zip-tied to the stand part of a music stand.

Don't laugh.

I'm a pro improviser.

>>24180745
I disagree. A good hard run, some yoga, and an orgasm can each/all do it for me.

I got some wood... no feets either.

>>24180784
I'm an idiot. It's north of highlands campground, near head of the meadow beach.

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>>24180784
how about this

>>24180678
Ranger skewl! Marine corps vet here

>>24180883
More on task.

>>24180672
>>24180847
I have a very unrelenting urge to tackle you into the stream. I feel that would hurt, but it might be worth it...

>>24181065
It's not a very deep stream, Stockholm, so look before you leap. But I accept you.

Ever makeout, outside, in the rain, in a cold stream before?

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>>24180745
Took me a bit but i did an alpine butterfly loop aswell
Loop is a bit big but thats because of my man paws

>>24181103
I have not. Wanna help me check it off my list?

>>24181103
>>24181174
Me too please.

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Okay, one more, and then I have to get back to work.

>>24180722
>Says you! I quite enjoyed my time in the rain this morning.
Today's the first day it hasn't rained in over a week here; I'm a little sick of it being cloudy and dark~
I've been thinking of moving to a desert when I get the opportunity. Then I can appreciate the rain when we get some, instead of getting frustrated at yet another day without direct sunlight.

>>24180847
>Did you mean... duct tape?
>Sorry.
>That mistake kills me inside a little every time I see it.
What makes it worse is that there's a brand of duct tape called Duck Tape. :D

>>24181174
>>24181193

You know I fucking do. You show up at my house and I will take you to any of various cold kills or rivers (even a 60ft cliff-jump spot about 40 mins away) and we will have a grand time. Just let me know when so I can make sure to be here.

>>24181234
Yah, but you didn't capitalize so I knew you were referring to the kind not brand :P

I've actually have been thinking of moving west too. nm, nv, co all look like loads of fun.

>>24181269
Come to arizona
Enjoy cozy mountains and year round sun
Enjoy nice straight roads to get to said mountians
Enjoy open carrying a claymore because we dont have a blade restriction
Enjoy concled carry of a claymore because you dont need a CC permit here

>>24181269
I've been thinking about moving to Colorado too. Estes Park is so beautiful.

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>bump<

>>24181296
I have some very painful personal memories that are tied to Arizona, and the GC that keep me from feeling positively about the state/area.

I hope that one day I will be able to experience it and love it, but right now is not that time in my life.

>>24181334
Move with me? We can go exploring together and do dirty things in all of the outside places.

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>>24181931
Gladly. Although, I will admit, I'm not fond of cold weather.

>>24182197
Who are you, btw? You're not Bossy, I'm confident. You're not Stockholm, I'm sure. You're not Catwoman, I'm confident.

Do you have a name, or are you more the silent type.

And for that matter... how many appreciators have appreciated all of the fine content contributed by this thread's many wonderful camwhores? I count five individuals, but I have a feeling I am missing some.

OMG... so much to catch up on. I love it.

>>24180351
How I wish I had chilly streams of water and rocks to sit on when viewing this thread.
>Then again, the heat from my thighs could possibly boil all living creatures in the stream, and that would be pretty fuckin' shitty of me.
>>24180373
>>24180381
I agree with druganon - I admire your wet rocks.
>>24180447
>2D:4D is between 0.89 and 0.91
Manly. My ponytail is jealous of the greenery you're holding here.
>>24180471
Chuckling to self... this pic is like eye calisthenics for me ... lip piercings... down to covered schlong. up to facial hair and lip piercings... back down to dong.

>>24180571
>>24180576
>>24180590
Ooooooh! These are amazing! And your fingers... fingers for days, man.
>>24180595
hahahaha! Ah man, if I keep laughing at your pics and posts, I have a shot at developing an ab muscle.

>>24180598
>>24180606
>>24180608
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>>24180618
Pretty cool - and a nod for the obvious crusty seamen pun. thx for sharing!

>>24180639
thx for the drop off!

>>24180647
Is gud - we are happy with it as well. Good watch/pants combo, too.

>>24180722
Dat fuzz- I wanna stitch it up into a furry bikini.

>>24180784
Ahhhhh! Yah, I'm never gonna say no to pics with animals, but especially magnificent and/or goofy ones.
>really tall skinny gray ones
You mean Weimaraners? with the witchy, gorgeous pale blue eyes? Yiiiiis.
And OMG. Cannot wait for the Cape and beetle pics. Holy crap.
>You can touch yourself all you want
Oddly (or luckily?) enough, it doesn't take a whole lot of touching for me... my mind is excellent at uh... eliciting positive physiological responses. Hence, the gratitude for you fabulous porn stars.
>>24180847
>... no feets either.
Swoon. Swooned. Have swooned (swun?) many, many times before in the past.

>>24180883
Better for thread relevancy, thx anon!

>Geez... still not through with thread catch-up. Moar later...

>>24182261
I have a name, but I'm pretty quiet. Definitely not one of the aforementioned ladies, although I'm good friends with the wonderful Miss Stockholm.

I'm sure there are many people who lurk who don't post. I really only respond once in a blue moon. Lots of distractions, you see.

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Finally got to use these shotglasses~
On a related note, absinthe is delicious.

>>24181269
>Yah, but you didn't capitalize so I knew you were referring to the kind not brand :P
The other guy did, yeah. ;)

>I've actually have been thinking of moving west too. nm, nv, co all look like loads of fun.
Colorado is really pretty. I'll probably move out that way if I can find a job out there.

>>24182339
I think that leaves Fields and kittenanon, of the named ladies who've come in here. Unless I'm forgetting someone?

>>24182363
Oh, I didn't mean that I was named in this thread. I'm not. I'm fairly new, although I have made some posts and requests.

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>QUICK, ANON, SOLVE THREE CAPTCHAS
Fuck you too

>>24182290
>Ooooooh! These are amazing! And your fingers... fingers for days, man.
Fiiiiiingers :D

>hahahaha! Ah man, if I keep laughing at your pics and posts, I have a shot at developing an ab muscle.
Heheheh

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>>24182395
>Oh, I didn't mean that I was named in this thread. I'm not. I'm fairly new, although I have made some posts and requests.
Hm... are you the one with the choking fetish, or are you someone else entirely? (You don't write very much like her, so I think not, but I suppose it's worth asking)

>>24182399
Negative. I am not. I spoke some Chinese to a poster once (he called me cruel afterwards), and I've told a few guys who were confused that they've missed the point of the thread.

Choking isn't bad though. I wouldn't go so far as to say I fetishize it, though.

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>>24180096
Well thank you..have a picture of me working to close off part of our parking lot for construction in 100 degree heat!
>>24180615
I mean, I like being a hothead personally...
>>24180638
I'll remember that!

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>>24182460
Gotta have caution tape..

>>24182460
You spoil us.

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>>24180615
>faking it with me
Oh, I'm sure I wouldn't. I probably wouldn't last 5 minutes, and I would not even be ashamed or embarrassed about it. I mean, we've had like 2 months of internet foreplay now.

Every time I see Volvo, I think vulva (I know it's not original or mature, but I must amuse myself somehow). This one is pretty dirty and beat the fuck up on the outside, but at least the inside bits are only in moderate disrepair.

>>24182399
>the one with the choking fetish

>the one

>one

Oh youuu.

>>24182466
I mean..I try. Although you didn't answer my question from earlier in the thread!

I can't believe I've never seen this thread before. I'm so glad there are other femanon's that think the same as me.

>>24182519
I also cannot believe this. Did you discover /soc/ today? Because this thread has been essentially a sticky for, what, 4 months now?

Regardless. Welcome <3 pls stay and join us in our handy lewdness.

>>24182509
Must have slipped my mind. Please repeat your question?

And I think I'll stick around. If you must call me something, let it be Diana.

>>24182548
You said
>i'll bully you
I asked why would you bully me?

And diana, are you the one who likes my lips?

>>24181792
i'm an ignoramus, is this a cello or contrabass?

>>24182552
For being a tease, of course.

And yes. I asked for lip biting and finger biting.

>>24182563
I mean, would you rather me not tease you? ;P
>lip biting
I think i came through with those requests...

>>24182557
It's a double bass.

>>24182572
I wouldn't mind more...

>>24182197
That's ok. We can hang out in SoCol. It's warmer, lower elev. there. Plus! Gila monsters <3 I don't appreciate the cold very much either.

>>24182290
My dear, I will see to this manana. It is my scheduled reading time an hour and a half ago. As always <3

>>24182339
Well we love your company even if you only post once in a thread!

>>24182363
I must have been on hiatus for Fields and kittenanon. Hopefully I'll get to meet them!

Books posting from mobile, signing out for the night.

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>>24182574
I mean, last two pics didn't have lips so take this from my shower after work.. i shaved sorry everyone!

I'll take lip pictures tonight sometime ;)

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how do you feel about minions

>>24182586
Mmm... Greatly appreciated.

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>>24182416
>Negative. I am not. I spoke some Chinese to a poster once (he called me cruel afterwards), and I've told a few guys who were confused that they've missed the point of the thread.
>Choking isn't bad though. I wouldn't go so far as to say I fetishize it, though.
I feel like there's a couple of you who speak chinese, so that doesn't actually narrow it down as much as you might think it does. :D

That second part I do remember, though~

Interested in us remembering you by any particular name, or would you rather remain anonymous?

>>24182508
>Oh youuu.
Well, there was one who introduced herself as having a choking fetish and didn't really say much else, as opposed to the named regulars who happen to also have that fetish. You know what I meant~

>>24182585
>I must have been on hiatus for Fields and kittenanon. Hopefully I'll get to meet them!
I believe you were gone for Fields. kittenanon predates my joining /mhfn/, but I have such a hard time telling who is who aside from CW and BP that I couldn't say how active she's been recently~

>>24182597
PLAY WONDERWALL!

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Oh, god. Why would someone let a bot message have so many typos and errors? Why doesn't anyone proofread?

The sky was pretty on my way home tonight, but my phone never quite captures how colorful it is. And no, I wasn't looking at my screen while driving, just blindly shooting and hoping for the best.

>>24182261
>how many named femanons
Hm... Catwoman, Stockholm, kittenanon, Fields and myself have all made requests- although we all get spanked by work and life responsibilities.

We've had some transients (in my head, I give everyone a name):
- Diana (which I just saw below re: nickname) - very helpful to thread when popping in
- animeanon (the choking fetish anon)
- TitsMcGee (endearingly posted covered boobs in reference to a joke that Fields and I suggested re: stamp of approval)

And we have broanon (male) and probably more lurkers who perhaps are not as dedicated perverts. ;)

>>24182396
>>24182399
Would make your cups runneth over, man.

>>24182460
>>24182463
Lookin' good, Waffles!

>>24182498
LOL!!!! Sounds like you're going to need some antibiotics and more prophylactics than that rubber glove when working on that dirty Vulva, Torque!!!!!
>I probably wouldn't last 5 minutes, and I would not even be ashamed or embarrassed about it. I mean, we've had like 2 months of internet foreplay now
hahahahaha! Oh man... just when I think crushes can't get any worse. The unabashed honesty... <3 Always keepin' it real. And 5 minutes- nothing wrong with that. We have busy schedules, after all. ;)

>>24182519
>I'm so glad there are other femanons that think the same as me
You have found your tribe. =) Actually, as it turns out ... man hands/arms is a fairly universal thing among straight fems. There are other erotica communities dedicated to this as well... just the guys on here happen to be the best because they have brains and a personality as well. =D

>>24182585
>Books posting from mobile, signing out for the night.
Nightie night, Books. Dream lewd dreams about us...

>>24182586
'Tis OK - still lookin' good, shorn.

>>24182589
>minions
A juvenile franchise. A juvenile franchise that prints money for Comcast/Universal, that is.

>>24182607
OMG!!! This is stunning! Thank you so much!!!
I'm doing the southern girl *clutches at chest* thing. Ahhhhh... This is ace!

>>24182628
f u minions are the bomb :(

>>24182534
>Because this thread has been essentially a sticky for, what, 4 months now
Actually, I think only a little over 2 months...
But we've been sticky that entire time. ;)
>could've seen that one coming...

>>24182628
Not a fan of minions either

>>24182637
>f u minions are the bomb :(
They absolutely are the bomb for Comcast/Universal's portfolio of franchises, yes - I even said that. I just don't care for them. But we don't have to agree in order for us to ogle your forearms. =)

>>24182585
>SoCol
Sounds like a plan. Have a good night.

>>24182589
Hate em.

>>24182597
Diana! As in Diana Prince.

>>24182607
Some people just lack the commitment to quality that we seem to appreciate here.

>>24182628
Glad to be amongst friends. I like about 90% of the guys that post here. Stockholm and I were gushing about Books earlier and I'm partial to Torque and Brandt, and Nolly is great and blessed with a good sense of humor. Waffles is a new discovery for me, and I'm enjoying him quite a lot. I look forward to my time here.

>>24182589
dang I guess minions aren't a hit then

>>24182669
They're just so overused and in your face.

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>>24182604
>PLAY WONDERWALL!
I think this is the first time I've actually listened to the whole song! I'll learn the first handful of chords (when I have time - I really should be sleeping right now) if that was a serious request, though I generally try to learn songs that are a little more engaging to play. (webm related)

>>24182645
>But we've been sticky that entire time. ;)
;)
>>could've seen that one coming...
Well, not in this thread, but yes. ;)

>>24182662
>Diana! As in Diana Prince.
I'll try to remember~

>Nolly is great and blessed with a good sense of humor
Aw, I'm glad y'all think I'm funny. :D

>>24182693
>Wonderwall
Nolly, dear, I'm sure they were joking. No one needs to play that piece of "music".

>>24182678
fair enough

>>24182693
>>24182704

I was half-joking. I actually really like the song and I like the covers of that song. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

If you'll play it, even just the first few chords or whatever, and can post the audio, I'd actually be really interested in hearing it.

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Biting lips for... diana? I think you were the one that mentioned this.

>>24182704
>Nolly, dear, I'm sure they were joking. No one needs to play that piece of "music".
It's hard, but I'm trying to be less of a snob about music these days. Not everybody can get into all the weird shit I like. Pop music is popular for a reason, after all~

That and I hate turning down requests~ I forget/miss more than I'm comfortable with as it is.

>>24182732
>If you'll play it, even just the first few chords or whatever, and can post the audio, I'd actually be really interested in hearing it.
Sure! I might have to record the audio separate (or upload the video elsewhere and link to it) if you want to HEAR me play, but I can definitely sit down and learn some of it when I get the time. I'm going to be fairly busy the rest of this week, but I might have time on Saturday or Sunday (or if I'm really good with time - tomorrow or Friday - I wouldn't count on that, though), depending on how hungover I am and how much I feel like packing my things.

>>24182768
Sounds good, bro... thanks!

Also...

>less of a snob

That's the way to be. I love me some pretentious-ass, obscure-ass, artsy-fartsy music, but I think I'd shoot myself if that's *all* I ever listened to.

Every now and again you need a little feel-good junk food, a little Wonderwall. Ahyeahbabe

>>24182732
>>24182768
>>24182779
You two make good points. I just have an aversion to songs that are so overplayed... and so simple... I didn't mean to condescend, but I see now that it came across that way.

And yes, I mentioned lip biting and lip touching and finger biting.

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>>24182628
>spanked by work and life responsibilities
Can I put in a request to change my name to Work? I don't think anyone can make "life responsibilities" sexy.
>unabashed honesty
I don't have much shame in real life, and even less when mostly anonymous on the internet.
>clutches at chest
Can I help? Well, I would probably be squeezing, rubbing, and pinching a little bit instead of clutching.

>>24182662
>lack the commitment to quality
I know I'm not perfect when it comes to grammar and don't expect anyone else to be, but it can be really off putting when someone doesn't proofread. I even still spell out all of my words and generally use complete sentences when texting/messaging people.
And, Diana, glad to have you here and recognized now. I'm not always the best about responding to seemingly random posters, so please forgive me if I didn't reply to a comment you made in a previous thread.

I don't think I posted this one from last thread's set.

>>24182903
Not the person you're responding to, but...

>but it can be really off putting when someone doesn't proofread.
Agreed

>generally use complete sentences when texting/messaging people.
OK that's kind of obnoxious. You mean instead of writing something like "sounds good," you'll write: "That sounds good."?

I'm an English teacher, and I don't even do that. It comes across as incredibly uptight and stuffy. An email to my colleagues? Sure. An email to my attorney or something? Of course. A text to the girlfriend confirming Chinese take-out for dinner? Not a chance.

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Hi everyone. First time in /soc/, and I brought some things.

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>>24182903
>Can I put in a request to change my name to Work?
Hehehe! You did post a fine, fine spanking set. eeeep. And yes to all B-roll and leftovers, pls.

>leaping right over the irony of trolls...

>>24183108
>>24183112
>>24183125
Welcome, anon and thank you! That's a mighty strong way to make an introduction!!!

>>24182678
>They're just so overused and in your face
I just can't help myself...
I know this post was about minions, but ... I "feel" like there's a joke here about a manwhore's balls.
>Confirmed: my sense of humor is 12 years of age, and is now getting booted from /soc/...

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>>24183264
Alright, I have to point that this thread is weird because of you; I don't think your ID has changed once so far.
Also, bedtime selfie to aid in naked,cuddly, sleepy time fantasies.

>>24182768
>Nolly worries about turning down and forgetting / missing requests
Ha. I don't have the time right now to build the database and run the numbers, but I'm confident that you've filled the most # of unique requests! <3

>>24183329
Mmm. We always appreciate beddie pictures like this.
>my ID not changing this thread
Or has it? Intentional or not? We'll never know... Join us next for "the mystery that is bossypants"...

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>>24182590
when its a hundred degrees out so you have no clothes on and are determined to be hotter than the weather

>>24181931
Sorry to here that man
I love this state came here foe college and got a nice degree which gave me a nicer job