/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24096785

File: 20160529_135320.jpg (4MB, 4160x3120px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 4160x3120px

>>24132716

File: image.jpg (256KB, 2175x1486px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 2175x1486px

Mic set.

>incoming

At lunch with friends, so it'll be intermittent.

File: image.jpg (163KB, 2134x1402px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 2134x1402px

Had fun with this one.

>>24132772
Excuse me... I need to situate myself properly in the bathtub for this. Be back tomorrow, thread. xoxo

File: image.jpg (273KB, 2156x1405px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 2156x1405px

No, really!

File: image.jpg (187KB, 2111x1509px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 2111x1509px

But seriously...

File: image.jpg (159KB, 1891x1479px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 1891x1479px

It's really good to see you.

>>24132890
It's good to see you too.

File: image.jpg (136KB, 1475x1340px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1475x1340px

Yeah, I know that might sound a little cheesy...

File: image.jpg (193KB, 2260x1317px)

193KB, 2260x1317px

Buuuut, it's true.

File: image.jpg (201KB, 1766x1357px)

201KB, 1766x1357px

Yeah, ok, laugh. Get it out.

File: image.jpg (255KB, 2147x1338px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 2147x1338px

But for just a minute,

File: image.jpg (193KB, 2249x1449px)

193KB, 2249x1449px

why not consider...

File: image.jpg (180KB, 1880x1269px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1880x1269px

...one kiss.

>end<

-Brandt

>>24132956
I wasn't prepared for this turn of events.

File: image.jpg (152KB, 1948x1361px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1948x1361px

>>24132993

Who ever is?

>Thank god I turned off my ringer before starting the performance!

The Bot of Bossypants reporting in.
Time of death: 07/30/16(Sat)21:43:40.
Commence mhfn_commenting_in_case_of_death() routine.

>>24132772
Those finger positions! That posture! That fffffffucking manly neck/chest/HAIR ALL OVER! Dat mic!
>>incoming
>I'd like you to be incoming...

>>24132812
>>24132822
>>24132842
>>24132890
>>24132927
>>24132932
>>24132944
>>24132950
Fucking beautiful. All of these. Jesus.
>>24132953
>>24132956
*bawling*
tfw someone takes a request idea and makes it better than your fantasy imagination.
Blargh. Thank you.

File: image.jpg (318KB, 2341x1545px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 2341x1545px

>>24133042

RIP BossyPants

She died as she lived,
gushing with appreciation.

Have an alternate shot.

>bump<

>> CPR / FIRST AID REQUEST <<

Bot of Bossypants- machine learning, ohhhhhh snap.

Requesting strong dude arms and necks/mouths that demonstrate CPR for the thread.

>...despite ineffectiveness of technique. Indeed, improper technique can be deleterious, if not fatal. Might as well look hot while administering...

>>24132956
Eep....

File: image.jpg (338KB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 4032x3024px

Have some creepy stairs.
Any requests for them?

-Brandt

>bump<

>>24133944
Well I can think of some fun uses.

>>24133948

Feel free to put out some requests. I have regular access to them.

>>24132731
Well dressed man with good hands and fuzz yas.

>>24132772
>>24132812
>>24132822
Ahhhh yes, god damn!

>>24130766
>Well, I can't be right all the time~
Well it usually is me, but I had to announce my accomplishment of not drinking on a work night

>>24130904
>Hehehe... was gonna say that alcohol and makeup artistry do not mix well. Those eyelash curlers and eye pencils... can make for some serious damage. ;)
Luckily I was visibly intoxicated so it was stuffing fake boobs into outfits and butt padding galore.

>>24131324
>>24131327
Drooling..

>>24131901
Well now I'm just screaming omg.

>>24132450
Nolly always remembers. :D.

>>24132537
Mmmffff always melting me with smoking pictures.

File: 01 - 1.png (2MB, 1437x1464px)

2MB, 1437x1464px

>>24134082

>Ahhhh yes, god damn!

Glad you enjoyed:D

Shower shot prototype
>bump<

File: HANDOFF_DOUBLEFUN.jpg (926KB, 3021x2846px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 3021x2846px

>>24134261

>re-bump<

I woke up and the thread was at 5 again...

unacceptable.

>>24134620
I agree! Come back to bed...

>>24134082
>I had to announce my accomplishment of not drinking on a work night
Hahahahahaha! #winning, I guess? ;)
>stuffing fake boobs into outfits and butt padding galore
LOL!!!! You and your roomies kill me. Thread summer party at Catwoman's place!!

Be back shortly with some stairs ideas, thread.

>>24133300
Damn. Forgot to program my bot to say "Check'd". That's cuttin' corners, ugh.

>She died as she lived,
>gushing with appreciation.
Wouldn't mind that being my epitaph at all, thank ya!
>Except for the fact that I'm an organ donor and have stipulated that my corpse be cremated. Extra time on the pulverization process since even after 3 hours of incineration, bone shards and chunks remain. I'd like any remains be a fine, fine ash. Perhaps they'd make a nice zen garden for someone...

>> OUTSIDE STAIRS REQUEST IDEA <<
These are more for concrete, shallow steps - like you'd find outside school buildings/libraries, stadiums, etc. Best for daylight or in the evening if there is sufficient light. Will be back with creepy stairs ideas... and ffs BUMP

- Sitting on steps, leaning back with elbows on steps
- Side shot, taking multiple steps at a time (so legs are outstretched, and arms are in motion, with purpose)
- Facing camera, with outstretched arm / hand as if to lend a helping hand, or beckoning as if to say, "c'mon... let's go get it"
- arm pointing up the steps to say, "go"
- arm offering up the steps as if to say, "ladies first"
- offering a arm with steps in background as if a chick teetering in heels and a ridiculous dress is gonna take your arm and go up the steps

File: 20160731_145509.jpg (3MB, 2448x3264px)

3MB, 2448x3264px

I saw this license plate and I couldn't resist.

>>24134082
>Well it usually is me, but I had to announce my accomplishment of not drinking on a work night
Fair enough, fair enough. I try avoid doing that myself.

>>24134082
>Drooling..
My goodness, someone seems to be leaking. Whatever shall we do? ;)

>>24135202
>>> OUTSIDE STAIRS REQUEST IDEA <<
Ooh, I know a couple places I can go for this one tomorrow.

>>24135292
>OP PLS
LOL!!! Preeeeeetty much. ;)

>>24133944
>Have some creepy stairs.
>Any requests for them?

1) You sitting down on the 2nd step, facing camera but looking down so we can't see face. Forearms on front quads towards your knees, hands holding a cord of rope or loops of cables (I know you have 'em)

2a) Also facing camera, your coming down the steps, but frame is focused on your arm which is holding something either tucked under your arm, balanced against your waist, or something slung over your shoulder (like a body)

2b) Coming down the stairs, but with hand at your mouth as if signalling "Shhh... quiet". Work the lighting so we can't see your eyes, of course.

3) Side shot. Back to the wall, you're at the bottom of the steps or on the 1st step. One leg is bent, with foot against the stairwell wall. Your face is bent down, arms crooked up, lighting a cigarette as if to smoke it). You may want to use a hat to obscure the top half of your face, but the idea is that you've been waiting there for a while for some secret deal to go down. The light from the lighter/match won't be enough to capture the hand/arm/body silhouette, but eh... you get the idea.

>Probably have some other nasty ideas but haven't thought about the lighting setup to make it work easily...

>> REQUEST FOR THINKING AND GAZING OUT WINDOW PICS <<

"Lemon, that's actually MY thoughtful window staring spot. Visitors stand over here."

Politely requesting your pics as you think and stare / gaze out a window.
-one arm crossed, other arm and hand at mouth
-hands in pockets fiddling with change?
-hands at waist, fiddling with pen/rubberband/stress ball, etc
-tapping a baseball bat/ruler/rolled up newspaper into palm of other hand

... Doesn't have to be a set- I just wanna see what gestures/poses you do while thinking and staring out of a window, thx =)

>and friggin' bump...

File: IMG_6981.jpg (1MB, 2445x2721px)

1MB, 2445x2721px

And on this episode of "When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong", Torque shares what his hand looks like after wearing gloves in the summer heat for 3 hours straight. This is why I'm surprised and grateful that you guys like my hands and arms- they're often just thrashed at work.

>>24135962
>30 Rock quote
Will you be my new best friend?
And I'll try to get something for the request a little later.

File: IMG_7037.jpg (1MB, 2757x2233px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2757x2233px

>>24135962
The pics are a little noisy because it's storming here and the sun is about to set in this part of the world. But it's probably better than my gross out/ funny pic (it's definitely gross, but my second reaction is to laugh).

File: IMG_7110.jpg (1MB, 2326x2242px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2326x2242px

And I hope the sliding glass door is an acceptable substitute for a window. The light would be even less in any other room.

>>24136370
Hehe! We love your thrashed, working arms and hands! And everything those arms and hands are attached to. =)
>30 Rock
OMG, yes!! If you needed an emergency contact, you could list me... "You're the only person I know who wouldn't hesitate to pull the plug."

>>24136605
>>24136613
>>24136627
I can't wait to expand these pics and study them!! You carry yourself so nicely! Thank you!!!!!! I spy doggie, too.
>Am on mobile through the night and already at less than 50% battery, boo.

File: work hands baby.jpg (19KB, 326x579px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 326x579px

i do a lot of rock climbing and manual labor so yeah my hands are pretty rough and ''manly''

File: 20160731_230923.jpg (369KB, 1392x1392px)

369KB, 1392x1392px

Well, that sure was 8 hours I'm never getting back. This has been one shitty weekend.

Somebody please come tie me up.

File: 20160731_231254.jpg (649KB, 1392x1392px)

649KB, 1392x1392px

Choking - surprisingly decent stress relief. (Unfortunately, now I'm horny, and I still have studying to do. Goddamn it.)

File: image.jpg (392KB, 2060x1468px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 2060x1468px

Hanging out on some different steps. Scary ones to come later.

>>24137188

Sorry to hear your 8 hours sucked... tagged with dub 8s;D

File: 20160731_232735.jpg (370KB, 1392x1392px) Image search: [Google]

370KB, 1392x1392px

>hidingbehindtextbooks.jpg

>>24137224
>Sorry to hear your 8 hours sucked... tagged with dub 8s;D
Heheheh, it's like 4chan is mocking me. :D

>>24137188
Oh no! What happened? (Or didn't happen?)
I can't tie you up, but I've found curtain cords that slide down from the top and rise from the bottom to be good for self- shibari when one is a klutz

>>24137194
Wait, you're just horny now?
>giggling in commiseration bc I may spontaneously orgasm if I scroll up in thread...

>>24137224
And oh look. Speak of the devil! Dig the lighting and pose here. Those hands jeez.
Also giving you a single nod- acknowledging Nolly's 8 dubs and shitty day. <3 when our boys look out for each other =)
>not sure I understand the 1F and 4F and the stick figure dude running sign, but it amuses me while I despair over 15% battery.

>>24135581
>your coming down the steps
^^you're, not your
GODDAMNITIKNOWTHEPROPERUSAGE

>>24136765
Sweet! We like seeing action shots, to the degree you are able to take and share any (understanding that work may prohibit pics)

>>24137261
Hehehe!! if you really want to procrastinate, I think kittenanon had an old request to strip down and leave just the textbook covering the family jewels...

File: image.jpg (646KB, 2599x1770px) Image search: [Google]

646KB, 2599x1770px

>>24136747
"My vagina is a convenience store. Clean and reliable, and closed on Christmas" - definitely one of my favorite lines from that show.
As always, thanks for the compliments. I try to pay attention to my posture.

File: OCcanSOChands.gif (4MB, 526x613px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 526x613px

First time poster.
I hope you like this erotically charge gif I just made. It was a huge pain to do hence why its a low quality gif and not a webm.

File: 20160801_002256.jpg (387KB, 1392x1392px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1392x1392px

>>24137302
>Oh no! What happened? (Or didn't happen?)
Well, this isn't livejournal, so I'll spare you the whiny details. :D
TL;DR - procrastination is slowly killing me, and I hate writing. It turns out that a pound of chocolate and half a gram of caffeine is enough for me to pump out an entire project proposal in one day, so there's that. Which would be useful if it wasn't busywork for a class.

>I can't tie you up, but I've found curtain cords that slide down from the top and rise from the bottom to be good for self- shibari when one is a klutz
What I really need is some long, thick nylon rope. Belts are alright, but I only have three and there's only so much tying you can do with ~9ft of slightly stiff leather. I'm good with knots, but I'll be damned if I have to tie myself up with paracord (and turning paracord into proper nylon rope probably isn't practical).

>>24137302
>Wait, you're just horny now?
Man, I'm just happy to be awake and not throwing up. But also, yes. Just now; so goddamn horny. Fuck.

>>24137302
>>not sure I understand the 1F and 4F and the stick figure dude running sign, but it amuses me while I despair over 15% battery.
My guess is saying where the emergency exits are? Fire escapes, perhaps?

>>24137356
>Hehehe!! if you really want to procrastinate, I think kittenanon had an old request to strip down and leave just the textbook covering the family jewels...
I'm down for that. I have some other ideas for how to pose this, but I should probably head off to bed right now instead of making more porn.

>>24137302
>>24137488
^^^ dub 8s AGAIN?! Damn dude. Cosmic mockage.

>1f, 4f

That little stoop is on the 3rd 1/2 floor of my building, and the 2nd and 3rd floors are for businesses, so there's no access from the resident's stair case.

>We cannot get out. We cannot get out...
>...They are coming.

File: MIRROR_BW_WHATTIMEITIS.jpg (493KB, 1625x1910px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 1625x1910px

What time is it?

>bump time<

Catwoman bumping from page 7. Will be back later to reply!

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3086x2316px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3086x2316px

This sea of asphalt is not a lake! Fuck you, geese! Because no one likes geese.

File: Snapchat-7091489531831684344.jpg (822KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

822KB, 1440x2560px

How do i get more manly arms?

Bathroom break bump

File: IMG_20160801_132350.jpg (312KB, 1197x1830px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1197x1830px

Hey look in back.

>>24139428
Im*

bump 'n grind

>> RANDOM SCABS AND SUNBURN PROXY REQUEST <<

Anyone have some Elmer's glue? Wanna spread it all over your hands and arms and neck and check and let it dry? And then peel it off?

If so, please take pics at application of said glue and of peeling off.

>NO, idk where the idea came from. Let's just "stick" to it...
>eep
>and ugh!

File: 20160801_141432.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px)

2MB, 2448x3264px

So, I found a cicada.

File: 20160801_141633.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px)

2MB, 2448x3264px

Turns out bugs are a lot easier to pose with when they're dead. Who knew?

File: 20160801_141829.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

I tried to get a picture of the wings casting a shadow on my hand, but the lighting just wasn't having it.

File: 20160801_142013.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

Lots of dead bugs out today, actually.

File: 20160801_142930.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>highfivebro.jpg

File: 20160801_144001.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px)

2MB, 2448x3264px

>ancientpieceofshit.jpg

I'm sure somebody knows enough about cars to guess what I drive from these pictures.

File: 20160801_143936.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

>whatIactuallyopenedthehoodfor.jpg

File: 20160801_144521.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px)

1MB, 2448x3264px

And now hands with dirt on them.

File: 20160801_145021.jpg (571KB, 1392x1392px) Image search: [Google]

571KB, 1392x1392px

>>24135962
>>> REQUEST FOR THINKING AND GAZING OUT WINDOW PICS <<

There's a desk in the way! But I tried.

>>24136370
Whoa! I didn't get a chance to study this on desktop until now. Poor Torque. Serious prune hands at the end of a hot 'n humid work day. You could always use these hands to model for say, a re-shoot of "The Unforgiven"
https://youtu.be/Ckom3gf57Yw

>>24137362
Sorry for double-commenting, but I appreciate the 3 above even more now that I've had a chance to really look at them (background/setting) and posture/stance. Thanks again!!
>"My vagina is a convenience store. Clean and reliable, and closed on Christmas"
hahahaha! Also good: "You wanna party? It's 500 for kissing and 10,000 for snuggling. End of list."

>>24137395
All good, thx anon! Stick around and demonstrate more wrist strength for us if you're so inclined!

>>24137488
Catwoman's gotta love this. I mean, I love and appreciate this, but sometimes I'm afraid to get between her carnal lust and you. It's like getting in between a hippo and water at sunset... instantaneous trampling.

>>24137659
>no access from the resident's stair case
Ah... better chances of privacy for making thread porn. I LOVE IT!!!!$!$@@%
*clapping*

>>24138224
mmmmmffffffff.

>>24138952
hehehehe. Oh man. Old retail. That makes me sad. But a bird being given to birds... teehee.

>>24139109
Hey anon and welcome! No need to get more manly arms. We appreciate all sorts of man hands/arms that work, play, and are displayed in thoughtful ways ITT!

>>24139428
Power tools and ink have returned!
...

>eeek! And Nolly's posting scenery porn! Back at it in a bit...

File: HANDOFF_BATTERIES.jpg (1MB, 3298x2868px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3298x2868px

>>24140398

>privacy for thread porn

Hadn't actually considered it fully, but you're right! All you get are smokers coming to and fro, and they only stay on that level... could go down a floor or two.

>maybe the thread needs fresh batteries?<

File: 1470099036644.jpg (2MB, 4160x2340px)

2MB, 4160x2340px

Getting gas before going to the gym

>>24140187
Awww! So cute!
>>24140193
RIP cicada. Was it female? Was it viewing this thread which caused its sudden death?
>>24140204
Still pretty!
>That reminds me of one of my best pranks in middle school. Had the fortune to find a dead roach... epoxied it to a long piece of thin balsa wood and used to it to get some fun reactions, along with some disciplinary action. Oh well.
>>24140221
If they can't handle the heat... better get out of VA?
>>24140223
>>24140228
You're always so gentle when stroking a flower's pistil and stamen. Ladies are lucky to have you.
>>24140250
Holy veins!
>>24140254
Re-iterating that the blue shorts are good on you
>>24140262
... and maybe off you? (You look nekkid here.) Dem veins. This isn't actually your pensive staring-out-window pose, is it?
>>24140271
>>24140301
Another idyllic set from Nolly, thx! Was today any better than yesterday?

>>24140823
>could go down
I'm sorry for being vulgar, but "could go down" is the only part of the post I registered. Yes, yes I could.
Oh wait. Sorry, where are my manners...
>maybe the thread needs fresh batteries?
hehehe. Needs something alright! Too many of us busy busy... =( Thx everyone for helping keep the thread alive, despite ya know... real life and stuff!

>>24141135
Sweet... take some gym shots next time, too!

File: 20160802_014544.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

>>24140398
>>>24137488 (You)
>Catwoman's gotta love this. I mean, I love and appreciate this, but sometimes I'm afraid to get between her carnal lust and you. It's like getting in between a hippo and water at sunset... instantaneous trampling.
Heheheh
Speaking of Catwoman, where is she? Haven't heard anything from her direction in a little while.

>>24141503
>RIP cicada. Was it female? Was it viewing this thread which caused its sudden death?
All I know is that it's apparently a "swamp cicada", which are the ones with the cool green stuff at the base of the wings.
It was dead when I found it, and I can't confirm whether it had an internet connection to read this thread or not~

>... and maybe off you? (You look nekkid here.)
Pic related. :D

>Dem veins. This isn't actually your pensive staring-out-window pose, is it?
Not really, no, but that's a hard one to do when you're sweaty and there's a desk in the way. Even harder without a tripod!

>Another idyllic set from Nolly, thx! Was today any better than yesterday?
It was!

File: IMG_1760.jpg (801KB, 1448x1527px) Image search: [Google]

801KB, 1448x1527px

>>24123468
>>24124469
>>24124737

File: CHAIRV1_09_HELPINGHAND.jpg (400KB, 3318x2538px)

400KB, 3318x2538px

>bump roulette<

Swipe up without looking, stop, the pic under my thumb bumps!

>>24141503
Sure today ill be doing bench and farmer's carry I'll take pics of that

File: 1470139581232.jpg (3MB, 4160x2340px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4160x2340px

>>24142953
While we wait tho

Fingers crossed this even posts because my mother fucking Internet is a piece of shit!
>>24135292
>My goodness, someone seems to be leaking. Whatever shall we do? ;)
Put me to work ;)

>>24136605
>>24136613
>>24136627
Weird, before I read your post I was thinking it looks like you're watching a storm come in.

>>24137194
My turn.

>>24137395
Not minding this.

>>24137488
Well, I'm going to need picked up off the floor. Jesus h.

>>24138224
Time for the gun show?

>>24138952
Always makes me giggle.

>>24139428
Oh heyy!

>>24140193
>Turns out bugs are a lot easier to pose with when they're dead. Who knew?
I thought of so many creepy things to reply with.

>>24140398
>Catwoman's gotta love this. I mean, I love and appreciate this, but sometimes I'm afraid to get between her carnal lust and you. It's like getting in between a hippo and water at sunset... >instantaneous trampling
I laughed so hard I snorted.

>>24142203
>Speaking of Catwoman, where is she? Haven't heard anything from her direction in a little while.
Yesterday was so busy, then I spent the afternoon in the wilderness on a hike and the sun kicked my ass entirely.

>>24142465
God damn it!

>>24142991
Oh shit it did finally. I've been trying to reply since lastnight. The struggle of being able to view the thread but not post :(

>>24142991
>tfw you hiked when it was 104 last sat
GET BENT SUN YOU YELLOW FAGGOT

bump.bmp

>>24143015
Right?!

File: 4lyduDW.jpg (365KB, 1440x2368px)

365KB, 1440x2368px

Postin'

>>24142203
Glad you had a better day and hope that today was good, too. If not.. well, can't win 'em all; might as well finger a flower. <-- your philosophy? =)

>>24142465
Backpack straps. Check. Veins and hulking fingers. Check. So shy, though... you don't seem like the shy type...

>>24142890
And fuck. I'm still not sure what wreaks more havoc in my panties. The first chair set or the second.

>>24142953
Thx!

>>24142991
Hoooray!
>>24142997
>struggle of being able to view the thread but not post :(
Sadness. It's like muffling shrieks of ecstasy with a pillow. We can't have that - our guys need that shizz!

>>24143792
Yeeeep. Moar, pls? And happy trails...

>> RANDOM CAKE DECORATING IDEA <<
>Don't mind me ... just gonna keep dumping in random ideas.

If you feel like being a goof - pls take pics and decorate a cake with one of those frosting squeeze tube things (preferably white frosting, duh).

>Because innuendo. And because cake.

File: 2016-08-02 04.18.20 1.jpg (369KB, 966x1433px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 966x1433px

Rate away

>>24144186
yes. please.

>>24144254
Kik me: ja978

>>24144259
You've missed the point of the thread.

File: IMG_1302.jpg (2MB, 3000x4000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x4000px

! ?

File: IMG_13022.jpg (142KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 768x1024px

>>24144511
hm, pic to big...

>>24144166
Right? It's awful.

>>24144511
Oh hi?!

>>24144524
?/10

>>24144531
Oh ho...

File: 13681020_1712783948983030_291826167479195495_n.jpg (51KB, 584x960px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 584x960px

>>24144166
Moar it is. Here is the tattoo I just got. :D

>>24144186
Man parts decent and hairy. Grokking of thread- nsm (not so much).

>>24144437
Thanks, gurl!

>>24144511
Oh hai. This thread is a bastion of reading comprehension... only men who tread with such skill, wit and ability to showcase mhfn thoughtfully survive ITT...

>>24144728
Oh sweet! Thank you! I love it and the serif typewriter font. Reminds me a bit of Eliza Doolittle from "My Fair Lady", too. Not that I'd expect that to be the inspiration. ;)

>>24144795
Thanks. :P specifically it's the font used on Underwood typewriters. It's a very overlooked quote from Hamlet.

File: Snapchat-7961328165997998014.jpg (60KB, 480x785px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 480x785px

Is it good?
I have a really strong grip, lotta physical work.

File: 20160802_211814.jpg (304KB, 1392x1392px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1392x1392px

>>24142991
>Put me to work ;)
I have just the job in mind. ;)

>I thought of so many creepy things to reply with.
What, not going to share any of them?
Also, speaking of creepy things - did you ever get pictures of those paintings from your friends?

>>24144166
>your philosophy?
Oh, something like that, I suppose.

File: 1470187531139.jpg (3MB, 4160x2340px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4160x2340px

Just got back from the gym

File: image.jpg (952KB, 2188x3152px)

952KB, 2188x3152px

>>24140398
>prune hands
The gloves make the hands sweat more and then traps it in its own sweat bath! They're literally dripping sweat down my forearm half the time. Nothing tragic, just kinda gross.
I'm glad you liked the pics, but just ignore the background- there is a lot of clutter strewn about this place.
God, 30 Rock had an overwhelming amount of quotable lines.

>>24142991
Hmm, maybe we could hussle people at charades with that ability to read me so well. Does anyone play charades for money?

And here we have a specialized bracket at work for when I want some extra support. They forgot the apostrophe and the "s", though. I should get that fixed.

>>24144562
Ho?

>>24144728
I like I!

>>24145257
Yesss!!!!

>>24145296
Am prepped and ready!

And yes I did, I'm doing more next week too!

>>24145305
Dayyyymn boy!

>>24145369
>Hmm, maybe we could hussle people at charades with that ability to read me so well. Does anyone play charades for money?
Can we make that a thing, I'm down.
Hey look who can post from wifi again!

File: 20160802_212000.jpg (307KB, 1392x1392px)

307KB, 1392x1392px

>>24142991
>Well, I'm going to need picked up off the floor. Jesus h.
Why don't you just stay down there on the floor for a little bit - I'll come to you~
>Or is it you that'll come to me? ;)

>>24145449
>And yes I did, I'm doing more next week too!
Excellent :D

File: 20160802_212851.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

Some uh, playing with knobs.

>>24145223
>Hamlet and Underwood
Ayyyyyy! Pretty cool. Many layers of meaning/interpretation and irony. Are you a writer, then?
I'll refrain from making the juvenile joke about "underwood" =D

>>24145257
Unclear antecedent of pronoun? Faith No More lyrics?
...Oh! Forearm and hand are suitable for thread. Let's see moar! Mirror splatter, could do without next time! =)

>>24145305
Lookin' strong. Would totally hang my dry cleaning off of 24/7!

>>24145369
>They forgot the apostrophe and the "s", though. I should get that fixed.
AHMYGOD!#!!$!@$$@!$
Fucking lolfest!!!! *applause* *twirl*!
I love this! Perhaps this is the "thread-relevant signs" themed instance, given "OP PLS" earlier. =D
>literally dripping sweat down my forearms
You nearly lost me at this, though. Inability to think beyond the image that conjured up...

>>24145449
>Hey look who can post from wifi again!
fuckyeahcatwomanonthewebs - let's make this a tumblr page

>>24145515
Oooooh, yiiis!
You know how much we like seeing man hands and arms playing with knobs and sliders. Feel free to uh... plug cable tips into input jacks, too.

File: wjcwkC2Yr_9jQeKGUjalwcmRZiiAnjOlMnkTw_vA9GU.jpg (226KB, 1024x743px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 1024x743px

>>24145522
Yup! Also majoring in theatre, and a professor of mine, as a joke, suggested I get this tattoo. Go on and make the joke. I won't stop you. :P

File: 1437797523968.jpg (95KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 1080x1920px

>>24132716

>>24145604
>writer, actor
>gets tattoo after prof suggested in jest
>encourages stupid lewd jokes
Yup, we like you... and not just for visual stimuli. Pls stay - can't wait to see some poses from your favorite dramatic monologues! Oh, and happy to oblige re: joke... "Underwood? Absolutely. Only if I can be on top half the time, too." =)

>>24145609
We happily accept these generous gifts of veins, thx!!
>although could be less blurry - or I could use more sleep...

File: 20160802_225127.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

>>24145522
>Faith No More lyrics
Yooooou want it aaaaaall but you can't haaaaaave it~

>>24145569
>You know how much we like seeing man hands and arms playing with knobs and sliders. Feel free to uh... plug cable tips into input jacks, too.
Consider it done!

File: IMG_1321.jpg (61KB, 640x407px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 640x407px

hm...

File: image.jpg (3MB, 2773x3019px)

3MB, 2773x3019px

Seems I'm out and about today, and whew is it hot.

This is a wonderful remedy, should you have an iced drink handy.

File: image.jpg (519KB, 2576x1932px) Image search: [Google]

519KB, 2576x1932px

Also cabs. Gotta love not melting in the subway...

-Brandt

File: 20160623_192319.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px)

2MB, 3264x1836px

Are you girls into smokers?

>>24145902

>paging Catwoman, paging Catwoman, smoker inbound.

>>24145459
Both, actually

>>24145515
I have some uh.... knobs to play with!

>>24145569
Hahaha we need to its unfortunately become an event of my life!

>>24145604
That button down thoughhhh

>>24145609
Jesus fuck those veins.

>>24145756
Oh heeeeeuyyyyyyy

>>24145886
I probably should.... Oh wait, cold beer.

>>24145902
Ahhhh Yiiiiiis!

>>24145911
You know me so fucking well! I'm melting

File: 20160802_232606.jpg (536KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

536KB, 1920x1080px

I've lost weight since I last put on my spandex wear. Hopefully the angle is interesting enough to show a few different things in one shot.

>>24146248
Let me know if you'd like more.

>>24145723
howling! Nolly's Crew of Lecherous Roadies... a job that every pre-pubescent boy aspires to.
And congrats on getting the Faith No More / Epic reference. That means you get to blow up a piano in your next content fill! Or flop around like a goldfish out of its bowl.

>>24145756
I call heads.

>>24145886
>>24145891
>Bossy comes in to do a quick comment and gets stuck...
FINE! I will suck the windscreen off your mic. No need to keep me so focused on your crotch. I'm already there...

>>24145902
As it turns out, even some of us who aren't apparently enjoy the visual cues of the taboo. And white tees on guys and oral fixation stuff are always welcome, thx!

>>24146093
Congrats, anon! Def appreciate the different angle - was an old request of mine that I never tire of!

>>24146152
Whoa! We have a s8r? Dem veins. Can we pls pls pls see some tricks? Kickflip, ollie, fakie... probably don't need to see a boneless ITT, though.
>bc stupid lewd humor

>>24146245
I spent too long trying to determine whether you were trying to send a message about digital disrupting analog communication...
hi and welcome- thx for sharing!

>>24146235
>>24146243
>>24146248
>>24146253
Yep - you'll have some fans due to your fuzz (which kinda match your ID) and muscles. Moar?

>g'night thread

just kidding buummmmmmmmmmmmmmpf

File: 1470225990250.jpg (388KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

388KB, 1920x1080px

Morning
2 months into my bulk

brrrrrrap

Srsly

>>24147386
u shouldn't be bulking m8

>>24148247
I messed up my cut tho as it was my last year or college and it took me a month to find a high paying job

File: P_IMG_20160803_193507.jpg (157KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 1920x1080px

First time poster

>>24146093
So fuzzzzzzy!!!!

>>24146152
God damn those veins

>>24146243
>>24146248
Long hair and face fuzz yesssss!

>>24147386
Keep going man!

>>24148459
Oh hey, more?

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

Lunch time bump. And also, I'm proud of myself for figuring out that I can hold my phone in between my chin and my collarbones.
-Torque

File: 1470254147831.jpg (3MB, 4160x2340px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4160x2340px

>>24148825
>lexus man
Nice when i was young my dad would take me in his it was super fun
>>24148816
Thanks heres to beating my deadlift pr today I'm at 375 lb

>>24147386
lmao holy shit bro you've already been bulking for 18+ years you don't need to bulk anymore

File: P_IMG_20160803_222827.jpg (117KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1920x1080px

>>24148816

File: BW_VEINYFISTDOWN.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

It's that time again!

>bump roulette<

File: IMG_164444.jpg (138KB, 1152x687px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 1152x687px

>>24146720
>>24148816

File: IMG_165923.jpg (180KB, 1222x843px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1222x843px

Weird angle. Thought I'd try it anyway to show some hair.

>>24148825
Yiiis! Aw man, would've been cool to see you do a mirror selfie for giggles with that.
>Am assuming you used the timer to take the pic and not another appendage that you use to ah... press buttons =)

File: image.jpg (46KB, 403x580px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 403x580px

>> ROMMELPOT REQUEST BUMP <<
For hysterical giggles puh-leeze!!!

https://youtu.be/EHiZw8VrcUg?t=29m46s

Bumping forearms (for arms, get it?)
Meh.

File: IMG_7204.jpg (743KB, 2373x1961px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 2373x1961px

>>24145449
You'll have to carry us- I'm pretty mediocre at charades in real life. But I'm down to try make it to pro status.

>>24145569
I thought you might appreciate that sign. I tried to get sweat drip pics today at work, but all were blurry.
>>24149826
And even though I feel slightly pants-on-head retarded, request fulfilled. Though I am now covered in various bug bites- fire ants were hiding in my shirt after work and something stung/bit my forearm and made it swell nicely.

File: Forearms2.jpg (39KB, 664x1136px)

39KB, 664x1136px

>>24145687
Thank you. have a better lit one!
>>24146015
Thank you for the compliment..I think this is better

>>24149469
Great pose and angle/perspective!
>>24149508
Yes, Catwoman is one of our longhair enthusiasts =)
>>24149549
Strong

>>24150574
<3 u so much for obliging! Hehehe. Don't worry about trashing blurry pics- the heat and humidity can eat a bag of dicks.
>Sorry about that fire ant welt. =( I bet if I bit you, you'd have a different kind of swelling... Orders of magnitude larger than that welt, too. ;)

>>24151101
Yes, it is! Thank you! Feel like contributing more?

>> GROOMING REQUEST <<
>thx to Mountanon and Nolly for the nice shaving pics!

Here are some other man scaling ideas...
-washcloth drying off your neck
-applying moisturizer to neck or jawline
-applying deodorant (YES, we love armpits ITT)
-applying lip balm (Torque- git your Burt's Bees out!)
-washing hands
-applying hand lotion...

>nightie night, thread...

>>24151569
^^manscaping, not man scaling FFS, autocorrect!!!!
*fumes*
>Man scaling is obviously the job of the femanons ITT, duhr.

File: Flexinghand.jpg (120KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 960x1280px

>>24151550
No idea if this is liked but heeeey fist hand

File: Picture 35.jpg (956KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

956KB, 3264x2448px

>>24151734
ill post one more then im hitting the sack for tonight!

File: IMG_20160804_134030.jpg (2MB, 1920x2560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x2560px

Bump

Bump for scenery porn, anyone?

File: WP_20160804_21_34_18_Raw__highres[2].jpg (202KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 1000x749px

>>24151734
Fistbump?

>>24153460
Absolutely!!! Thank you! And pls moar =)

File: WP_20160804_22_00_55_Raw__highres[1].jpg (157KB, 749x1000px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 749x1000px

>>24153485
Coffee?

File: 1470338687146.jpg (2MB, 4160x2340px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4160x2340px

Office bump

>> SUNRISE, SUNSET REQUEST <<
Happens every day- go see a sunrise or sunset and take lots of pics for our adoration. Doesn't have to be outside or scenic- can be a view of your enjoying it from inside an office bldg or whatever.

-hands holding mug of coffee
-hands/ arms resting on rail or fence observing sunrise/sunset
-leaning on a door jamb, car or whatever... Sitting in a car watching the sunrise/sunset

Gives us different lighting on your man limbs!

>thx Nolly for providing previous pics and prompting this request

File: image.jpg (741KB, 2859x2010px)

741KB, 2859x2010px

>>24151550
Of course. Sometimes "stupid human thread tricks" keep these alive. As for the biting, you'd have to be very gentle and teasing with those. But I'm happy to let you try.
>>24151569
>Burt's Bees
Dat memory, tho. You impress me in every thread with some small thing you remember or make a reference to with me or others. Let me make sure my lips are smooth and soft for when I go to town on your foliage-less lady parts.

>>24132944
I love the B&W theme! And neck.. 'O'
>>24136627
I actually really like this relaxed photo, as if I was taking a sneaky peak at someone idle.
>>24137261
Unf, yes!
>>24137488
Points for creativity, hah! Edible.
>>24140223
I love all of your photos, but this is my favourite. So much to love about them.
>>24140823
Melikes.~
>>24144728
Awesome! o: Where did you get the tattoo idea from?
>>24145604
Loovely picture 'O'
>>24145886
Would prefer with less effects/filter, still great!
>>24149508
This is HOT! *o*

File: image.jpg (2MB, 3089x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3089x3024px

>>24153812

Well here's a start. Hello sun!

-Brandt

File: 20160802_141937.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

Herro again, thread

>>24146015
>I have some uh.... knobs to play with!
It's a good thing I'm feeling playful, then! ;)

>>24146720
>flop around like a goldfish out of its bowl
I make no promises~

>>24151569
>>> GROOMING REQUEST <<
>>24153812
>>> SUNRISE, SUNSET REQUEST <<
I'll see what I can do~

>>24153989
>I love all of your photos, but this is my favourite. So much to love about them.
Glad you like them~ :D

File: 20160804_140355.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

I do love me some wet flowers.

File: 20160804_140717.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

These things looked way bluer in person.

Aaaand that's it for right now. Sorry, it rained all of yesterday and today, so I didn't spend as much time outside taking pictures as I usually do.

>>24154153
>>24154155
>>24154156
>>24154162
I can't get enough, great job!
If you take requests, then I'd like to drop one~
A cloth/bandage cloth wrapped around your palm, leaving knuckles/wrist free. Picture from above-ish, relaxed hand.
If you like *o* I'd be very happy!

>>24151734
>>24151873
>>24152422
>>24153460
>>24153624
Thx for these! We appreciate these fine, fine bumps. =)

>>24153875
Distracted... facial hair and soft (slightly minty) man lips. Eeep. OMG.
>references and foliage-less lady parts
heheh... same to you!! I don't think my memory's impressive - I think it's more a testament to what you guys do to stand out and be memorable and special to us. 'Cuz if we just wanted to ogle man parts, there's plenty o' porn out there that lacks substance. Gotta say that I prefer you guys! =)
>I'm wise. Like a genetically-manipulated shark. <-- (30 Rock reference)

>>24153992
ooooh yeah! Window/bubble wrap shots and funny perspective shots always welcome!
>wouldn't mind watching the sunrise from your bedroom ifyaknowwhatImean

>>24154153
NOLLY! My procrastination must come to an end for now. Be back to enjoy your gifts. =)

File: fuuugggg.jpg (434KB, 1641x2592px)

434KB, 1641x2592px

>>24146152
me again

File: xdzdgfgfgdfrgdg.jpg (202KB, 1280x1706px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 1280x1706px

>>24154351

File: 20160804_183721.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>24154173
>If you take requests, then I'd like to drop one~
>A cloth/bandage cloth wrapped around your palm, leaving knuckles/wrist free. Picture from above-ish, relaxed hand.
I do! I have some other things I need to take care of this evening first (eating dinner - 1st meal of the day~ - and writing), but I should be able to get this before I go to bed.

Speaking of eating dinner - I took some photos while I was waiting for the brats to cook.

File: 20160804_183907.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

These are some hot motherfuckers. I decided not to chop them into a billion tiny pieces this time around - it turned out alright, but I think "finely chopped' is probably still better than "sliced", as far as this dish is concerned.

File: 20160804_183922.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

;)

File: 20160804_185011.webm (551KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

551KB, 640x480px

And that's it for now.
I'll be back for this request later in the evening~ >>24154173

>>24154329
>Be back to enjoy your gifts. =)
Here's one I don't think I've done before. :D

File: IMG_7230.jpg (2MB, 2213x2275px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2213x2275px

>>24153812
>>24154329
Oh, man, I don't even remember that quote. Guess I'll just have to watch the whole series again at some point.

There are a bunch of trees in the way here, but I took a few pics anyways.

File: IMG_7252.jpg (2MB, 2257x2443px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2257x2443px

>>24153989
Thank you- glad you liked it.

File: 20160407_233708.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x1836px

I never did understand this

>>24148921
That's awesome man. Props.

>>24149033
I like them!!

>>24149469
>>24149508
>>24149549
Holllllllly fuck. Breathing heavy.

>>24150055
Wwhhhhaat?!

>>24150574
You're amazing.

>>24152422
Puddles, now.

>>24153545
Yes please!

>>24153992
This shot is amazing.

>>24154156
I have a wet flower, come fondle away.

>>24154257
So cheesy, so cute

>>24154352
That hair though.

>>24154408
>>24154417
>>24154426
>>24154427
>>24154429
>>24154436
Oh yesssss I love cooking photos.

>>24154769
>>24154776
>>24154805
>>24154830
Mmmmffff your veins.

>>24154820
No need to try and understand we just appreciate contributions;)

File: IMG_7324.jpg (2MB, 2493x2437px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2493x2437px

These last two pics get noisy again. If I ever took many pictures outside of producing content for these threads, I'd get an actual camera. Tools and other toys seem to always be higher on the priority list, though.

File: IMG_7332.jpg (1MB, 2113x2339px)

1MB, 2113x2339px

>>24154868
>You're amazing
You get some of the credit- you (and Bossy) keep me motivated to take pics for these threads and find new ways to take them without a tripod or another person. I'm going to claim it as innovation on a resume somehow. ;)

File: 20160804_223005.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x3264px

>>24154173
>A cloth/bandage cloth wrapped around your palm, leaving knuckles/wrist free. Picture from above-ish, relaxed hand.
Apparently I have neither bandages nor strips of bandage-like cloth. So I had to improvise. Hope this is close enough for you~

File: 20160804_223034.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px)

1MB, 2448x3264px

Also, I didn't know if you wanted palm-up or palm-down, so have both.

File: 20160804_220422.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

On an entirely unrelated note - I remember a request for dishwashing?

File: how most dishes are done here.webm (211KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 640x480px

:D

File: Picture 37.jpg (805KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

805KB, 3264x2448px

>>24154329
Have some jawline.

>>24154408
How much do I love this mirrored pic?! Or any reflective surface shot where the face is obscured by camera or other subtle way?!
A lot. I <3 it a lot is the right answer.
>>24154426
hehehe
>>24154427
Hm... so you put the slices in, seeds and all? I hope you don't wear contact lenses. Have made the mistake of thinking that if my fingers didn't burn, then my eyeballs wouldn't, 6 hours later...
>>24154436
Heh! I'm surprised you didn't push the two halves together and take a pic from directly on top, since they would've looked like a pair of bewbs.

>>24154769
>>24154776
>>24154805
>>24154830
YAYYAYYAYYAY!!! First off, WTF OMG with those fucking arms and veins! *dies*
And I love the low sun coming over the trees in the background. (and through your arm/side gap in the second photo). You look so handsome! (I know, that's an antiquated term, but srsly)
And fuck yeah black tee and denim!
*round of applause*!!!

>>24154820
Dude, you're like The Hulk, if he lost his signature gamma green radiation tint.

>>24154868
>I have a wet flower, come fondle away
hahahahaha! I could say the same, except we all know that I have been de-flowered. ;)

>>24154871
>>24154931
>If I ever took many pictures outside of producing content for these threads, I'd get an actual camera
Totally get the gear priorities - we are more than grateful that you contribute to our thread with what you've got!!

>>24154931
>You get some of the credit- you (and Bossy) keep me motivated to take pics for these threads and find new ways to take them without a tripod or another person.
Hehehehe! You might wanna consider getting a tripod (Manfrotto makes a couple that are good for less than $100). I mean, we love the creativity but if it helps you take more pics...
>'cuz positive cosmic karma is attractive people sharing photos of themselves for the delight of pervs. ;)

>thread commenting continues in a bit...

>>24154155
No! "Knot" that hole!
>>24154156
>I do love me some wet flowers
For the record - LOLed
>>24154162
Awww, nice. Can practically smell the post-rain soil from a distant memory.

>>24155258
>>24155263
hahaha!$!$! OMG- did the ugly toothy and gummy laugh!! only the finest t.p. for Nolly's bunghole. ;) Nice improvisation!!!

>>24155267
>>24155270
Oh man... the funniest 2-page flipbook evar!!!
>>24155278
Still have yet to use one of these devices...

>>24155382
Ummmm yes, don't mind if we do, thx! pls moar. Oh - and don't think we didn't notice that the bracelet next to your veiny fist reads "Dominate"...

File: 20160805_013946.jpg (467KB, 1392x1392px)

467KB, 1392x1392px

I can't find the post with dubs that this picture was for. It's possible I imagined it, I guess.

>>24155753
>Hm... so you put the slices in, seeds and all?
Yup! Well, with hot peppers, anyway. The seeds add a bit of texture, but what I really add them for is the surrounding tissue - there's a lot of capsaicin there. For bell peppers, I don't bother with it.

>I hope you don't wear contact lenses. Have made the mistake of thinking that if my fingers didn't burn, then my eyeballs wouldn't, 6 hours later...
Hahaha, no, I wash my hands a lot when I'm chopping peppers. You only have to get that stuff in your eyes once before you learn that one handwashing doesn't cut it. :D

>Heh! I'm surprised you didn't push the two halves together and take a pic from directly on top, since they would've looked like a pair of bewbs.
Maybe next time around~

>>24155781
>No! "Knot" that hole!
Well, the bark is worse than the bight, after all.
>Tree puns and rope puns, or dog puns and coast puns?

>>24155931
>hahaha!$!$! OMG- did the ugly toothy and gummy laugh!! only the finest t.p. for Nolly's bunghole. ;) Nice improvisation!!!
I am Cornholio!?

File: Picture 36.jpg (952KB, 3264x2448px)

952KB, 3264x2448px

>>24155931
Flexing arms. And it actually says

"Dont be a little bitch, Champions dominate"

But I am a very dominate dom.

File: IMG_1772.jpg (1MB, 1836x1836px)

1MB, 1836x1836px

>>24142991

>>24144166
>you don't seem like the shy type...

File: WP_20160805_10_00_18_Raw[19076032].jpg (229KB, 1000x746px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1000x746px

Wrinkles?

>>24155988
How didja do the dub finger salute at the dubs?!
>>bark is worse than the bight
>Killing me, man! Is it wrong to say that I look forward to when we bust out the really bad jokes and puns during the end of a thread?

>>24156003
Bracelet or not, uh... allow this thread's fans to submit to you. Jesus! Pls moar?

>>24156147
>>24156158
Holyyyyyy. Thank you. I can see why you're not so loquacious... Your mouth and face appear to be a bit blocky. But nothing wrong with those arms, jesus!

>>24156298
We don't mind wrinkles- welcome and thx, anon! Just dropping off a hand, or will you be stopping through again?

>>24156722
I'll post a few later, when I'll get home.

I did post a couple last night tho.

File: Picture 38.jpg (926KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 3264x2448px

>>24156722
More you shall receive

File: Picture 43.jpg (794KB, 3264x2448px)

794KB, 3264x2448px

>>24156846
also a hand picture. Im 6'5..hence the giant hands

File: 13495225_1028952170487704_7143690136208992595_n.jpg (51KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 960x960px

I only have this one

File: IMG_6609.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x3264px

>>24155753
Yeah, I was really happy and lucky with the sun in that second shot. I look at my pics as I take them, but with just me and a timer, I never know exactly how they'll turn out. I'm just happy that my phone has flat edges and will stand up on its own usually (older style iphone for the win!). I'll have to hold off on getting a tripod- plus I get to stack "blocks" like when I was a child to get the right height for pics. Ah, simpler times...

B roll work vein pic bump.

File: allthumbs.png (94KB, 688x480px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 688x480px

Alright, I'm not sure I get the idea of this thread, but I spent a couple of hours today looking like an idiot, walking around and taking pictures of my hand, and I've got some shots to dump.

Previous attempts
>>24153460
>>24153545
>>24156298

File: WP_20160805_12_36_53_Raw__highres.jpg (347KB, 749x1000px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 749x1000px

Tomato?

File: WP_20160805_12_38_42_Raw__highres.jpg (251KB, 749x1000px)

251KB, 749x1000px

Tomatoes!

File: WP_20160805_12_41_38_Raw__highres.jpg (286KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1000x749px

Flower?

File: WP_20160805_12_44_07_Raw__highres.jpg (209KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 1000x749px

Strawberry?

File: WP_20160805_12_47_05_Raw__highres.jpg (263KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 1000x749px

Rocks?

File: WP_20160805_12_54_35_Raw__highres.jpg (345KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 750x1000px

Dog.

File: WP_20160805_13_02_43_Raw__highres.jpg (152KB, 749x1000px)

152KB, 749x1000px

Rain?

File: WP_20160805_13_35_40_Raw__highres.jpg (302KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 1000x749px

Another dog.

File: WP_20160805_13_37_35_Raw__highres.jpg (350KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1000x749px

Mo' rain, mo' wet.

File: WP_20160805_14_20_08_Raw__highres.jpg (260KB, 749x1000px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 749x1000px

Better not rain in my cup, you mofo.

File: WP_20160805_14_23_05_Raw__highres.jpg (277KB, 1000x749px)

277KB, 1000x749px

Of course you have to pet your apples as well.

File: WP_20160805_15_55_40_Raw__highres.jpg (221KB, 749x1000px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 749x1000px

Young pepe.

>>24156846
>>24156856
Whoa! Thank you! It's like my birthday came early.
>just like me when viewing this thread
Are you from the land of giants, i.e., Sweden? I feel like everyone there is over 6'...
>>24156876
Thx for sharing a high quality photo and your impressive follicle density!

>>24157396
We <3 your B-roll bump work. =) Jesus! I know it's not how it works, but given the swole of your veins, I feel like you'll never be susceptible to embolisms...
>not needing a tripod
True, and you also have those long limbs for upper body shots- no selfie stick or tripod necessary. Reminds me of how my friends and I ooh & ahh when someone tall can reach over and grab something from the backseat of the car... =D

>>24157476
Uhm... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! need to turn something around for work, but will be back to fucking swoon over this series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT - DOGGIES AND OUTDOORS AND THE MIDDLE FINGER!!#

File: 14704222223472118497103.jpg (1MB, 2560x1536px)

1MB, 2560x1536px

Is flipping shit off the new thing?

>>24157977
Well, if it had been raining every day for the past week where you live, you'd be flipping of the sky as well.

File: 20160805_124420.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

>>24156722
>How didja do the dub finger salute at the dubs?!
It is a mystery~ :D

>>>bark is worse than the bight
>>Killing me, man! Is it wrong to say that I look forward to when we bust out the really bad jokes and puns during the end of a thread?
Well, the puns are always fun.

>>24157476
>Alright, I'm not sure I get the idea of this thread, but I spent a couple of hours today looking like an idiot, walking around and taking pictures of my hand, and I've got some shots to dump.
Don't worry, you've got the right idea.

>>24158087
>Well, if it had been raining every day for the past week where you live, you'd be flipping of the sky as well.
I feel ya. We got sun - for the first time in a couple days - here for about an hour or two around lunchtime - but it's pouring again. Apparently someone decided it was time for autumn, now that August's rolled around.

File: 20160805_130614.jpg (4MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2448x3264px

Oh, I finally found one of these things with all the petals on.

File: 20160805_130645.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

Does anybody know what these are? It reminds me of some garden fruits, but that doesn't help me very much.

>>24158134
Haven't rode my bike once this week. Constantly raining. Thunderstorm outside right now.

>>24158146
Flytrap?

File: 20160805_131400.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px)

2MB, 2448x3264px

>>24158163
>Haven't rode my bike once this week. Constantly raining.
Yeah, I had to walk home in the rain yesterday (and didn't even bother on Wednesday).

>Thunderstorm outside right now.
Do we live in the same place?

>Flytrap?
I guess it does look a little like a tiny pitcher plant. Must be catching some really small flies, though.

File: 20160805_113910.jpg (1MB, 2560x1536px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1536px

Tiny prybar? Tiny prybar.

>>24155254
>>24155257
>>24155258
>>24155263
Thank you<3 It's more than perfect.

File: 11.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

Posted these a while ago, anyone interested in more?

File: 22.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

>>24158611

>>24157476
Your previous attempts were great contributions, too! Thank you so much! The idea of the thread is to ogle and swoon over man hands, forearms, necks... and it's not just about aesthetics (although we highly value quality of picture as well as quality of content). But rather, we appreciate anything you share with us that showcases said parts for which we have fetishes - and also demonstrates a sense of humor, ability to read/think, etc. =) I'd say you're knocking it out of the park! Or rather... depending on where you are based on the pics below... staying in the park/fields?

>>24157483
>>24157485
Quality of these is great!
>>24157487
Mmmhmmm - look at dat finger extension!
>>24157491
Are those the wild ones that one can eat? Or the type that give me a crazy rash when used as fake blood...
>>24157500
Even though I knew this was here... OMG DOGGIE!!!!!!!! We love seeing man hands be gentle with living creatures. =)
>>24157504
hehehehe. Actually, I'm totes jealous. Am more of a grey skies girl rather than sunny skies. So I will enjoy your false rage and grey skies. =)
>>24157505
IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!$@&*!%#&*!%@
And I really like the background contrast of the wet rectangular walk meeting the pebbles. Mmmmhmmm! Plus, we get to see more of your forearm hair, too. Bonus!
>>24157506
Eeeep! We <3 wet hands ITT
>>24157510
hehehehe. What size cup/mug is that? You've engulfed it with your paw...
>>24157513
Cuuuuute. Are they super sour?
>>24157519
HOLY SHIT!#!$@%!!!! Mini frog!!! Dying!! SO CUTE!!!$@$!!!
Thank you so much for these!!! OMG, please be a regular! I'm doing the stomp-feet-at-chair happy dance now!

>>24157977
>Is flipping shit off the new thing?
When done in a lighthearted way so that we can tease you about it, yes. What offense did this insulation commit against you? =)

>>24158134
>Don't worry, you've got the right idea.
hehehe!
Love that you guys show the new contributors how it's done!

>Must finish out Friday, thread. More thread catch-up in a bit.

File: 20160805_182506.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

So, I went to the liqour store today. I might show off the other things I bought when I decide to drink them (nice gin, and absinthe, for the curious).

That aside - it's been forever since I've had rice wine. This didn't get cold enough while I was making dinner, though, so I had to put ice in my glass like a n00b.

>>24158405
>Thank you<3 It's more than perfect.
Glad you like it! :D

>>24158994
>Love that you guys show the new contributors how it's done!
I'd say I was more "encouraging" than "showing" - he mostly figured it out on his own~

>>24158137
>Oh, I finally found one of these things with all the petals on.
... so that you can help it out of its petals
>>24158146
Dunno, but I feel like the sharpness/quality of your pics has gone up? Perhaps that's because I've been primarily viewing on mobile lately, but either way... gorgeous.
>>24158149
Cuuuute! Hope it brings ya luck.
>>24158153
Hehehe... looks like you have a handle on things there without it being too deathgrip-like. ;)
>Snickered because cattails are found in ... wetlands.
>>24158162
>>24158194
Whatever that thing is looks high strung... perhaps it could use a massage.
>Am shocked that you didn't do a webm of plucking it... I guess you wanna stay predictable =)
>>24158336
Dunno, but it looks good in your hand and the kinda blonde fuzz on your arm?
>only learned recently that there are a shitton of different wrecking bars, pry bars, nail pullers, and ripping bars... holy crap.

>>24158611
>>24158615
Leviathan?
OMG. *blush* These erotic hand videos are crazy. I'm afraid I'll never leave Dante's second circle of hell of lust if I view another one. But yes, please post since I know Catwoman and others go crazy over these! (You inspired other contributors like Torque to do the same.)

>>24159045
>I'd say I was more "encouraging" than "showing" - he mostly figured it out on his own
Right you are!

Speaking of which...
>>24157519
>>24153460
>>24153545
Anon AaTQwH7b, thank you again for some awesome content! Has been a nice way to close out the week.

I've tried to respond 5 times now in the last 24 hours my fucking head will explode!

File: 20160805_175723.jpg (846KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

846KB, 2560x1440px

Here you guys go.
Have fun?

>>24159611
This thread's ball sacs will explode soon, too if we can't get ya back postin' regularly, gurl!

File: 1470445739286.jpg (3MB, 4160x2340px)

3MB, 4160x2340px

Enjoying my reward for breaking my dead lift pr

File: 1470449987681-1857212853.jpg (539KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 1600x1200px

>>24158405
Riding Mexican shotgun

>> DOOR OPENING / CLOSING REQUEST REDUX <<
Sorry that I keep asking for this, but there are just so many variations, and we've only seen a finite few. =)

Would like to see you guys' hands and arms holding open doors on vehicles and buildings, opening a door to welcome someone inside, closing a bedroom door, using one or two arms that are extended to slide a heavy door open, lifting up a heavy manual garage door, etc etc!

OK, thanks =)

File: Picture 42.jpg (789KB, 3264x2448px)

789KB, 3264x2448px

>>24157783
Fun fact. Im actually from the good ole U.S.A. I do look kinda swedish..Very blue eyes. But I got dark brown hair. The german and italian in me I guess.

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>24157783
Built in selfie stick bedtime shot.

>>24159611
Poor Cat. We <3 you and we hate your current technical difficulties. I really hope your internet works consistently again soon!

File: Picture 41.jpg (780KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

780KB, 3264x2448px

>>24160287
I love making peace signs. Its how I say hi to everyone

File: Picture 40.jpg (857KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

857KB, 3264x2448px

>>24160290
Also..I hold my face in my hands all the time

File: WP_20160805_12_45_29_Raw__highres.jpg (153KB, 1000x749px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 1000x749px

One more from yesterday
>what is this shit, why are these weeds not cut?

>>24158194
Judging by some of your pictures I'd say we live on separate continents. Coincidences, man...

>>24158994
>Are those the wild ones that one can eat?
Yeah, they're the kind that grows in the fields, swamps and woods naturally here. They're fine to eat, unless you have allergies or something. Nice thing about them is that they bear fruit throughout whole summer, up into September, in contrast to the regular garden strawberrry, of which you only get two weeks in late June/early July. We've a separate word for them, but in English it's all just "strawberry".

>What size cup/mug is that?
About 0.3l or whatever is the standard. I have pretty small hands for a guy.

>Cuuuuute. Are they super sour?
Nah, it's Antonov's apples. They're kind of bland in taste, slightly sweet. It's better to make juice or cider from them rather than just eat, but they mature as late as October so it's nice to have a tree.

File: WP_20160805_15_54_55_Raw__highres.jpg (205KB, 749x1000px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 749x1000px

And since you liked Pepe, here's one more of him.

>>24160287
>>24160290
>>24160291
I... kinda love your lips.

File: Picture 39.jpg (856KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

856KB, 3264x2448px

>>24160515
Well thank you..if you have any requests id more than happily attempt to do them for you!

You're also not the first femanon (?) to tell me that..

>>24160592
Lip touching, lip biting, finger biting etc is always nice.

>>24160631
Ill take them in a few hours. I can't right now, But I will take some. Im just here to chat for now!

>>24160638
No rush. Thanks in advance.

>>24160643
Anytime! I love showing off

File: WP_20160806_08_49_44_Raw__highres.jpg (209KB, 1000x749px)

209KB, 1000x749px

Hamster?

>>24159566

Leviathan it is. Crazy how you all can remember these nicknames by a bunch of pictures and videos of hands. Haven't been around for a while but planning on doing some more pics and webms of this sort

File: PhotoEditor-1470470483895.jpg (745KB, 1627x2239px) Image search: [Google]

745KB, 1627x2239px

Mountanon has returned with a small set

>>24159649
Thx! Oh yes, we have and we shall.

>>24159688
Furry seat cover? Oh!! Cigar. Sorry. =) congrats!!!

>>24160287
>>24160290
Wait- that's a peace sign? And all this time, I thought I was throwing gang signals... Rats.
>>24160291
C-cognitive ability diminished. Holy crap.
>>24160592
And I concur- your lips appear to be quite nice.

>>24160316
Hehhehe!! Snickered at the caption =) thx for the download on the flora and mugs! And...
>>24160332
*high pitched shriek*
I love Pepe in your palm =D So awesome!
>dark sense of humor is scared that the next pic will be of you crushing him, but I have crushed that irrational fear..
>>24160798
Fuck yes holding and petting of hamsters and guinea pigs! Resident cavy / rodent enthusiast here. =D <3

>>24160289
Haha! Doesn't even look like you're straining to take a selfie here! Oh lord. I think I dropped my glasses in your bed. Mind if I dig around and look for them?

>>24160943
Well, it's easy to remember since when we give you a name, you've typically executed something legendary. You also had the fountain pen hand shots and of course, the boxer briefs ... And the hand webms. Can't wait to have you back!!!

>G'night thread... Even the most enthusiastic pervs must sleep and work. Xoxo.

>>24161018
Killing me! I'm sorry to miss out on this set. Hopefully someone else is up to appreciate this!!! <3

File: PhotoEditor-1470470583283.jpg (812KB, 1702x2227px) Image search: [Google]

812KB, 1702x2227px

>>24161039
You'll see it I'm sure

File: Picture 43 (2).jpg (712KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

712KB, 3264x2448px

>>24160515
>>24160631
>>24160643
Hopefully this sates some of your lip hunger..
>>24161037
>gang signs
You know I thought I was a pimp daddy too when in reality im just a chill white guy
>holy crap
Well shit, thank you!
>lips appear to be quite nice
again, thank you!