ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS: WHEN WILL SUMMER END EDITION// WHO WILL

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I will cook some (You)'s in the next post.

>picture in your current
ALRIGHT!

I've been listening to the same old shit.

I'm not sleeping.

I'm reading my palms.

>>24159467

>>24159467
>>24159522
Looks like we got some wise guys over here ;)

>>24159516
I got a fat arse plate of nachos I'm about to consume but I got some posts and shitpost I have to make after I finish stuffing my decadent merican self

Im an angry alcoholic cook who hates himself.


Alright who wants to chat about how much everything is horrible?

>>24159288
Make your dreams come true and buy one.
What's a hapa?
Aww shit, that phrase brings me way back.
NO BUT!
I p-promise!
>>24159298
Where did you go anyways?

I haven't the clue mang, I was out for a while myself because Eastern European problems.
>>24159350
Well what do they say most of the times?
Haha you can prove to me that you aren't retarded by filling out a highly innacurate internet IQ test and profing me with youres superior intelignece.
AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX.

My shield is shitposting.

It's eight grade stuff kek that's why.

>>24159565
>eating fast food
Kind of jelly actually.

>>24159570
Everything is alright.

>>24159467
>>24159522
>>24159565

>>24159640
lol it all fucking sucks nigga

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>For newfags only
O-okay...h-hi...I'm...I'm new here.
Where's the buffet?
>>Chat General
Take a pic in your current state or tried as a ISIS combatant in court of your peers
FUCKING DO IT SERIOUSLY, especially if you know your ID will change
It has been known too.
>>Music Discussion

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycu4RvBiyQg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62RvnXZgHwQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhsXo3bkyuo (Don't watch, you'll feel a weird warm feeling in your chest and you might smile)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtN0CKtX9-s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHFCLxTkE4 (Lyfe is strang)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQV8THsJhw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gy0F2UYTy8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrrRwzsKgLc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRe9iPpQZI

>What aren't you doing?
Sleeping, being productive.
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
I tried to play RL but the cheat's were broken and the admins are cunts.
>Video Games
Guild wars 2
>>Books you're currently reading
Still the studying book, I'm slanking I kno.
>Films etc.
Netflix is poopoo
>>General Discussion
I will slap you all with daisies. >:/
>You have to follow these guidelines, you'll be dicked to death if you don't, just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
I'm surprised this is still in here. ;)
>>Who cares if this is a international meet-up board, after all.
>Why do you fulfill at least one of all letters in the word NEET? (If you don't, then LEAVE NORMIE REEEEEEE)
EET sounds EAT and I ATE some food earlier so fuck you OP.

>>24159570
Fuck, I'm down. What's the deal with airline food?
>>24159612
>buy one.
I'm broke, not as poor as curry but still...
>Hapa
Mixed. apparently I have a lil ,confirmed, asian in me.Who knew right...right.
>Back
Oh dear god.

Tell us
Don't care, tell us.
Okay good.

>>24159672
You know airline food is pretty good stuff these days. If its cheap shit nobody will pay for it.

Its navy food you want. Submarines and air crfaft carrier are where its at. Those are some fucking amazing cooks. Too bad im never reenlisting thouigh.

>>24159686
That's true enough, though you don't really have that much of a choice.
>reenlisting thouigh.
What was it like?
Do they fish?

>>24159197
I do like Queen. How'd you know[?]

What's going on here??
Does this thread require a Bump?
Ready or not, here I go again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsC7nq7wIvk
Not my fave, nor my musicstyle but I quite like it from time to time.
Currently I'm managing a schedule for September with WWF, I'm actually quite enjoying life to be honest with you friends.
>>24159516
You look like you're soulgazing with god himself.
Are you f-f-fresh pious?
Show me them hips, oh how they shake.
>>24155250
That sounds cool as hell, I can imagine you'd look up to him a bit with a drive like that. I know I'd.
I can understand how it got you closer together, I had a similar thing where my dad was extremely abusive. I think me and my siblings would be closer but they both are kind of messed up mentally.
I don't really have a family anymore to be honest with you.
>Guac
I would never pay for a movie, but would I download a bear?
>Dapper Japper
It's worthwhile in the sense that it caters to my liking of Alice in Wonderland but it's a pretty poor rendition. I wouldn't recommend seeing it desu, quite disappointing if you're after something similar.
>St. Patricians Day
I'm Swedish, that's how I got the nickname he he wink nudge.
>One with the boys
It's funny how similar experiences can put such distinctive differences in people. For example I never suffered anxiety of any kind because I was always told that feeling sorry for yourself was the worst thing you could do. (As in letting yourself down, amongst others)
I find little interest in other people as a result and the issues I've got with committing have significantly damaged all of my relationships so far.
I also struggle with empathy a lot as that right there is the definition of weakness, in my youthful sense.
I have friends but none that I'm close with, at all.
>Flavor town
I've been cooking some thai chicken with that red curry, bamboo shoots and some of that coconut milk straight from the titty.
I've also made fish and shellfish soup, very nice.

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I actually forgot my picture for once.
>>24155262
>Gorbon's
I actually really dislike whiskey, I generally don't enjoy sweet things and whiskey is too sweet.
Most liquor is too sweet actually, this is why I stick to gin.
It's all cool by the pool, baby.
>>24154362
I don't believe that for a second, look at all these bumps.
Does your friend take credit card?
>>24157938
Can I hog half of your sweet berry earnings if I say yes?
>>24159035
It wasn't good but considering the added time of Depp on the screen and the lesser screentime of Alice it was better the first time nonetheless.
You're correct though, I think I was blinded the first time but it was never a movie I'd watch over and over.
Sacha baron Cohen was terrible in the movie aswell, it made no sense to have him there.
Cute belly by the way.

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This is rather fucked up. So I am new to this website. Everyone calls me a fag. Makes me believe it's a website packed with fags who call each other fags.

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I'm going to a wedding in Poland in a few days
how do I blend in with the locals
pls help

>>24159516
>dat filename
mazel tov

>>24159671
Quit drinking, that will help. It helped me, somewhat.
>>24159672
I'm poorer than you mate. ;')

You do remind me a bit of Keanu Reeves for some odd reason, and knowing he had some Asian in him as well, it isn't that surprising. You was gook and shit.

N-no!
>>24160055
You sure you want to see my skelly hips? Are you insane? Must be some Swedish trickery.
>>24160073
You actually did! I wish you took some fresh shots pham. I haven't the clue how do you look like nowadays. Change anything?

Only if you sign me up for one of those sweet pension plans that don't seem to appealing to me.
>>24160563
That is too lewd for this thread.
>>24160689
Start smoking and develop severe alcoholism.

Oy gevalt.

How's life?

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Daily reminder.

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***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA***
***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA***

So when you guys woke up today did you realize that BRAZIL was number one again? If you didn't then theres something fucking wrong with you bocó?

I mean they single handedly fix and cleaned their infrastructure and water ways in time for the Olympus. I mean its just the sure crânio of brazilian pride thats so empowering, to have so many culture and colors in one place(shithole)
A lot of countries could learn a thing or two from what brazil has accomplished

HEAVEN IS IN RIO

***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA***
***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA***

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Daily reminder that Brazil is the most natural green country in the world that they can talk down to the rest of the world then simultaneously fire over 200 fireworks into the air with no fucks given.
We could all truly learn something from these kind, understanding, down to earth, enlightened people.

Why don't you have a Brazilian internet friend a de bosta de galinha?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pgBV_B2vjA
Fixed links

>>24160954
>>24160977
Delet these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLNaW-TxjuQ

>>24159288
R E K T
E
K
T
Yes basically watching them walk around for two hours
>Dat stache

>>24159245
Do not mention c word again, triggers muh hair pride

>>24159140
You raff you ruse

Kek seriously ask around, who got them

Hows your schedule these days

Eh could be

Alright, but extremely useless in terms of production
Thanks :x--D, yes I exercise every day in addition to two days I go to that thing, I'm enjoying it desu.

>Ninja aesthetic
Yeas

Nah you don't look like him, only said it cause of the blanket print.

>>24159106
Dr. Harleen for you.

>>24159124
>I have a confession, I actually like KFC
Eyes of the prize all 72 of them, respect muh nigga

Not one, plenty tbqh
Literally prepare cardboard for them to make into buildings
Idk man she doesn't even have kids of her own, oh well I did not want it that bad anyway
I don't think they pay good either and I had my share of drama pls no
>My spidey sense tells me it's stereotype

Good or bad it served its purpose of pissing people of
Man your dad like those dads right, mine does not eat meat or chicken so makes mother less stressed about what to cook, cause he usually makes whatever for himself either
Noted for next time tho

I should get my own benis then, for those times when girls go coco
Already done, was pretty moody yesterday
Yes she is, trying to make fun of me for everything any chance she gets, pretty annoying tbqh

>>24161008
You fell for my bait.

I think I'll pass on that one. I'd guess half of it is from muh early childhood.

Whatever flies. Weather is shit as of now and I will probably stay home until Monday. Then I'll get back to berry picking and try to get enough to buy myself a new phone.

But you said you were real busy. Didn't you get shite done?
You look good as of now, but my waist is still thinner. :x-DD Good job though.

Techwear rings a bell or not?

Alright.
Why are you up so early and what are you doing?

>>24161015
>REEE

Post moar

How long do you think it would take to save enough for a phone ?

I was, did shite like actually getting over with preparing a resume which I been procrastinating, went to one interview which I did not get but it was a 2 week job anyway nothing too much, went to get my certificate but turns out employees are striking
Rest of the days is just being stuck in family social obligations because my mothyer wouldnt get off my ass about it..etc.
That kind of uselessness

>As of now
I'll let it slide, I will be thinner in a few weeks , just wait for it

I'm not familiar with the exact indication of the name but I can tell what it's about, looks like something aesthetically pleasing
Have you been browsing /fa/ :--D

11 is early ?
I wake up around 9 usually these days
I'm getting my usual shite done, organizing my things so I can decide what to do till class time at 7

Yourself ?

>>24160073
Oh yeah and the whole Mad Hatter-Alice romance
He's in it too, oh deer
Thank you :3
How have you been ?
Post more recent pictures pls.

Kek one fugly picture.

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Let me take a moment from my superior BRAZILIAN posting to fill out my time sheet for all you faggots. I mean its not like I'm being paid to shill you guys all this brazilian merda

>>Chat General
Pic very related, if you want my kik just email me on my throwaway gmail so you can get my email so you can get my skype.
But I'll need lewds before any of that happens

>>Music Discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPOnxfaXNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9qnT0UfDbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBmKPTqaLWE
Lat one is pretty hot and has been in my head all week
>What aren't you doing?
Its 1am while the jimmy falon show burns a hole in my ear drums and I type this sentence and think about my next BR shitpost
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
Because the things I do are too deep to be held in the work place, know what I mean bunda–mole?
>Video Games
Didn't even touch any games today. I'd say rFactor was the last game I played this week
>Books you're currently reading
Fell off the wagon again with reading, think if I had a physical copy I'd have more insensitive to read the poto
>Films etc.
Uhhhhh films etc.? What are films anyways?? But again haven't really been watching anything other than hxh and I've gotten pretty far in it now its almost ashamed

Couple more regular post then I'm back to shitposting to show off my true form

>>24159612
Flibs about what they really were doing during some important part of history, but I think I'm just use to being lied to by old blacks tbqh
Your lose I've already filled out like five of those IQ test and got good results back, even the two I had to pay $20.99 for gave me good results. Actually those came out as the highest scoring tests. Eat it cadela
FEED A BLACK BE PREPARED TO BE LAID OUT ON YOUR BACK

>eight grade stuff
Reading books in eight grade, that hilarious next you'll be telling me that your wrote an easy in third grade too
But I was wonder why that book looked so damn playful and bet tha fuck up

>>24159672
You know I'm going to fly out there now to see you defend yourself in court

>>24160689
Wedding? Poland? Few days? Why are you wasting your time on us then? You should be getting your bikinis and sundresses ready...oh wait, guess I mean your rain coat and five jackets.
Is this that wedding that was being planed with your two successful friends that one time are they polish or something? Sounds like fun and then it kinda doesn't, not a big wedding fan hope the food will be descent

Kek your going to stick out like a swore thumb out there unless you dye your hair blond or jet black and listen to black death metal

>>24160988
Lick my black asshole wey, it'll probably taste like brazil anyways

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>>24161054
Here is a camel. There is like a dozen of them. Should I show more or not kek?

Week, maybe more. The berries are becoming scarce and the price isn't rising because Poles and Ukrainians oversaturate the market by dumping large amounts of berries for slave-tier prices. Here is some unecessary information.

So you have done things. Now it is better than having had done nothing at all, so don't fall into the trap of thinking that you won't get anything done.
I'm glad my relatives aren't as uptight. I got terribly drunk on the last day before leaving back for home and my cousin left me at the bus station. I was supposed to come back in a couple of minutes, but I wound up fucking around the city well into the night. I remember drinking with bums, having something to do with gipsies, going through private property and having a very angry man start yelling at me for that, waking up with what was very light blue shoes becoming clay brown, etc. I just love how fucking retarded I am when I am drunk. I shouldn't drink.

I'm naturally slim though. I'm sure you will get there. Thin grilles best grilles anyways.

It also costs shitload to get a proper fit, but yeah, I like techwear. I unironically like some of Rick Owens fits, although some of it doesn't sit well with me.
Yes. For awhile. I visit thinspo a lot because I'm naturally slim all the while eating what I want.

For a NEET. Aren't you a one? :%)
>what to do till
Stay around?

Just having a breather. Probably going to shave.

>long (You) out of blue
I liked that a lot.
>>24161059
Webcam can get you so far. I like the messy look. Hipster aesthetic preferences. :-D

>>24161077
KING OF THE CUCS ALMIGHTY NIGGERO SERMER PIE BULLY DANCER -KUN

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>>24161077
kuk
>>24161084
Most of the oldfags go on about the supposed paradise that was Soviet Union and how rivers of milk and coasts of kisel were all present... alright, I am blowing this out of proportion, but most of the oldfags love talking about Soviet times.
You know how I am the smarter one? I run those tests and you just paid me 29.99$ for three of those tests.
FEED A SLAV
BECOME A
THERE IS NOTHING I CAN RHYME THIS WITH

Y-yes I did and it was well received.
They used to have this strange colors in Soviet times. Like they are somewhat very saturated and bleached at the same time. Like picture related.
>>24161112
Off by one tho.

>>24161097
Why do you have a sandniggery animal
Yes post moar

Around a week is not as bad as I thought

I know but I need to get more serious, I was checking the requirements for scholarships and what not, they ask for a one year work/training experience so I need to get started if I want to get it by next year for the US
Not too uptight it's just my mother wants me to hang out with them all the time and I cant I'm not used to it
>teasing me about drinking
Its been a few weeks ;-;

I am there, have been for a year but I have a certain shape in my head which I'm almost there

Not very familiar with fashion designers myself but good to learn
You lucky basturd ;-;

I'm my own kind of NEET
Yeah coming and going probably doing little things in between posts, like old times

It was a natural one :x---D

It wasn't a look, literally woke up like this

Also old lady looking for a bride for her grandson visited my grandparents while I was there yesterday, she liked me a lot kept hugging and kissing me, might be getting a suitor soon kek hide me pls.

>>24161008
Kek you just have to find some of those hole in the wall fired chicken joints to open your nigger pours to goat chicken
But then again I've heard the foreign KFCs are 10x more better than ours
72 is a lot and really sounds like an unpleasant eternal rest

>Apply for 10 positions get called back for the lowest paying ones once
Sounds like you'd get really familiar with box cutters with that job. Sounds pretty easy if you know how to break down cardboard
I guess she just "knows more better" than someone like you. But all well thats water under the bridge now especially if you didn't want it.
Its usually minum wage here unless you get hired by one of those membership stores those are like $12. Just do your best to stay way from that kind of shitty work, all the employees just blame each other for slip ups

Your spidey senses are on point for that was a shitty stereotype

Wonder what other dumb shit your moody family will pull on you next time. Yeah he gets real salty about those premium foods had him stare a friend down one time cause he got the 2nd to last steak. But least your mom dosn't get stress out for your dads appetite or lack of one
Lol if your really feed them those steaks you have my upvote and a new amigo

>I should get my own benis then, for those times when girls go coco
Wait nah thats not going to calm things down just stir things up
I hope you yelled and cused at them like you did with that frenchman. If anything about being the middle child tuaght me anything one uping someone's shitting is a needed tool. I piss my gay ass brother almost daily

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Brazil is gay.

U S A
S
A

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>>24161149
Because I am descended from Ukrainians, thus I have some of that Scytho-Iranid-Mongol-Tartar blood in me that is speaking to me through bad practices of ancient Tengri worship as espoused through owning plushy animals kek.
Here!

Yes, but the weather is really bad. August is the month of both extreme heat and lots of rain here. September is actually nicer. We have something called atvasara, or re-summer, to badly translate, basically a period of warmth in Autumn that is actually better than the overbearing heat of Summer.

I should get more serious too. I'm a fickle thing, I need to get back into my Spring time determination not to drink or do anything like that. Not that it is too hard, but I let myself slip a bit too much in the past weeks.
It's over though?
I'd share a bum beer with you. You wouldn't drink it, but at least you could laugh at me for being a complete moron whilst drunk.

What kind of a shape is that? You look good as of now, but hey, always aiming for something high is good and I like that.

Same, but I'm learning my shit. I don't have the money for any good fits and what I have now is basically basic bitch Eastern European core. I really need a pair of jeans. Skinny-ish ones with high rise waist if possible.
I thank the Gods for having everyone reasonably tall and slim in my family down from great-grandparents.

You're not like the other girls, remember? ;x-DD
Yes please.

It was really nice. I'd put a smiley emoticon, but I feel weird about those on 4chan.

It was a nice picture anyways. Everyone looks like shit when waking up, you should see how shit I do kek. Webcam can't quite capture that.

Oh God no. Quick, start doing drugs and form a punk band so she can reevaluate her impression of you!

I'm blasting this btw. Go to 16:05. She plays so damn good. Women pianists don't usually play as forcefully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osg_WmeLxQk

>>24161112
CROWM ME AS DA KINGZ
Yeah hes right you did miss the kaffir part, just google that word if you don't know what it means

>>24161138
>rivers of milk and coasts of kisel
And proud soviet petrol that was so high tier that it had grains of barley in it.
But kek I understand what your getting at, just wonder how many of the oldfags were getting cucked during those times

>You know how I am the smarter one? I run those tests and you just paid me 29.99$ for three of those tests.
Fuuuuuuuuc no wonder you only took paypal and bitcoin, your were probably the same slav that hacked my orgin account and got all of my four games

FEED A SLAV ONCE GET INVITED TO BREED HIS MOM
Thats as good as that one is going to get

Maybe that color signaled what level of education you were at back then. Plus maybe it went with your matching (grey/brown) uniform for the parade of arms. But the color of that book looks pretty damn decadent tbqh

>>24161097
>>24161138
Shit when was the last time I've seen a pic with sunlight coming thru your room?
>>24161163
Ahh fuck thanks for reminding me to continue with my pro brazil posts

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>childless and free
>
XD so funneh rite

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Rosane Sibele will take gold thos morning in the shooting today. How do i know this you ask? You can always bet on black and most of brazil is full of shitskins

Americans think they can shoot but once they see a true blooded brazilian pull the trigger like a nigger they'll swiftly point the barrle of their guns in their filthy american mouth and pull the trigger
Rosane Sibele FTW BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

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>>24161178
>>24161185
>nigra bashing on his glorious and free country
Trump saves us¡¡¡ :'(

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>>24161178
You could probably get high af on that stuff.
It was actually not that bad. You know, Baltic Soviet republics were the more developed ones. If you were a Russian, you had a lot of priveleges. But consider the fact that our country is where it is at now, so something about those Soviet times did fuck us up. And to think of it, Finland was on par with us between the WW1 and WW2 independence era. We lost so much potential to Soviets.

I got all five of them. Don't trust a Slav.

REEEEEEEE
Yes.

I think it was the dye that they had back then. Well they've faded quite a bit given they've been around for forty years.

Another one.

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4chan thinks my post is spam but i'm on 4chan so why does that matter

HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO HEAVEN IS IN RIO

>>24161191

>>24161192
Either its "this shit will get u high" or "this shit will make your hair fall out", either way anything is better than drinking vodka out of boredom and car watching.
That might have been one of the only times in the modern world where you'd get more respect and privilages just for being russian. Was being a rus and traveling(when permitted) to other satellite states like going on vacation to poorer countries? Are just held as a god cause you live closer to the kremlin.
I'll just assume goergia is where all the shit went ;p
And you should know better those finnish are all crazy bastards, they probably take self governing and autonomoustry alot more seriously then most of us. Plus the germans and soviets were both butt hurt at them during WW2

Now when I think about it where are my shorts?

Might have been that, they could have had a better source or quality of dyes back then but for a forty year old book I'm surprised the spine and hing haven't ripped away

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>>24159410
Lol wat are you doing to those creatures?
Stick your finger in the hole silly, if it's a vagina it is female, if it is an asshole it is male. Duh.
Well I mean ants are good pets too, just throw them a leaf or a cricket and they can self sustain for a while.
Should've told me, I would have brought one then if it survived the whole weeks till I got back kek.
Everything tastes good when you're poor and hungry af lmao. Block the sun, holy shet that would be the Exodus: Return of Moses, you being Moses ayy.
I wasn't stating that you were slow you dumbass. Don't frogs piss themselves, or is that toads? I caught some too in my country.

I think so as well, kek that card though. Jesus H. Christo mang the memories, now it's all syncros xyz and who knows what else. Like Pokemon wtf, those games didn't have many dang mechanics when I was growing up.look at the game now
>

Well the movie was...uhm...
Anyways Jared Leto was there so it was worth something even if he didn't do much :/. Ugh, at least Robbie's ass-uh I mean acting was ok as well...
>>24159593
>introverts play together
We'll play allright ;) :*

I have been told I am a gentleman, but never a gentle man. ;)

I do remember, I am the number 2 on this board, the other being the hindu sl00t.

I wanna what love is, I want you to show me...

Unluckily the citizenship is not in your country, unless a marry a qt boi in Englandstan. Get off your lazy ass boy and go work.
>work something out
You would have charge 35 cents? :0
I've always been on the present page, its you tarts itt that are way behind kek.
As tempting as that offer is, no thanks. I will never let a man use me again, unless is for the most depraved and disgusting bdms acts.

>>24161238
Vodka was a common commodity back in those times. Actually, the state gave out free vodka. It was an interesting system.
Being a Russian was the hot shit in Soviet era. That is why the old farts and lots of the younger Russians act like they are the top shit even nowadays although the old days are gone and most of them are getting cucked into Latvianisation.
Yes, it was. You could see a lot actually in those times. You could travel to other Soviet republics. Mobility between the republics was actually encouraged.
kek it was actually fucked over the most by Soviets, even by Stalin himself.
We took our country very seriously as well. Kārlis Ulmanis was a very good leader. He did nothing wrong with that coup.

I took your jeans as well.

They are very sturdy. Soviets made things to last.

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>>24159467
>>24159522
>>24159565
BUMP!¡¡!
>>24159570
Do you know how to make sushi?
>>24159612
The Equator, I thought I mentioned it, oh well who cares lol.

Lolwat, we leave and the thread tries to commit suicide :/
>>24159672
>pedo norman detected
>>24159766
Who doesn't like them, they are the number one band in the galaxy my friend. I am an adherent to them, almost like a religious muslim fanatic to that band, except for the killing of innocents part.
>
>>24160073
Board's sexiest man alive, marry me. Or at least dominate me until I'm so sore my poop just falls out...
>>24160563
Fag
>>24160689
Who the fuck let this white girl in, security!
;*
>>24161008
>Dr.
JAJAJAJA XD IN WHAT UNIVERSE LMAO

>>24161289
I thought it was that one South American country that starts with N... Ni... Ne... fuck, I can't recall.

What did you do pham?

>>24161244
Man i did nothing but open the jar for a minute then it goes bolting away and jumps out the window. The fall didn't kill it but the box I thru on it sure did ;^p
Isn't that like aniaml rape at a certain point? Pretty sure putting my finger in them is the equivalent of a sailor going on shoreleave in japan
Dude those ants were a bad idea now their all cornered up in one spot trying to escape, their black ants so no one will care if a few dozen go missing.
True and I'm sure adding hotsauce won't make me look any richer. Black moses returns to black out the sun, sounds like some blacksploitation film

>I wasn't stating that you were slow you dumbass
I'll just file that under "shots fired"
But shit should have corrected myself and said toads. Idk why they always pissed themselves but i guess that some what better then having it tell your to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>syncros xyz
All that shit is garbage cause i'm old and i don't like it. But I don't really think I can play with anyone else that still plays just for that reason, try playing against that new Pendulum Scale crap

Oh shit man you should have listen to our local jihadist tbqh. But fuck was that movie that blan? The media just keeps shilling it atm

Bamp

>>24161247
Handing out anything in high or even low quantities is never a good idea, especially with some of the devil's drink. But it seems like that system worked until the end.
>1986 Be russian get props from other soviets just for being a glorious russian slav half god of steel
>2016 Get blown out by a bunch of german students on vacation for not being superior and rich like they are
Man have the times changed

So it sounds like they encouraged traveling around mobility
I'll never know why goergia is treated and still treated as the shithole of the former CCCP. Even putin took some "shoots" or intervention on them
>He did nothing wrong with that coup
You can't really say that with any kind of coup unless they regime being cup'd peaceful laid their arms down or something like that. Idk how many ppl died during that turkish one last month. idk what even happened to turkchan

Its almost 4am I'd never be caught in jeans
You tell me this over the internet but i have no clue how taped up that book is rn

>>24161289
Hmmmmm bumpanon returns right after this BUMP was made. I sense something but i don't know what yet

>>24161368
It was a different time then. Almost every other person was cooking up moonshine, vine or beer in their own homes.
Government prefered Russians. Lots of people actually disliked them for that. Russification was pretty strong then.

You had to do two years of military service in Soviet Union. It was mostly done abroad. You know, lots of people found their wives like that in a foreign land and wound up never returning because they stayed.
Putin always takes shots. Strangely enough I haven't heard anything about Russia these days. There was talk of economical crash and how worthless rouble is some time ago.
IIRC it was rather quick and without violence.

No taping at all. Prime condition for it's age.
I'm always wearing joggers or tracksuit pants tbqh.

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And one more daily reminder about the greatest country on the face of the earth
BRAZIL invented the modern airplane and the modern airports, so next time you think about taking a flight somewhere with your cabeça-dura ass. Just remember who got you there in that comfy seat thousands of miles in the air.

Its easy to forget and write off the achievements of a less popular country, but maybe its time we start giving respect where respect is due.
A lot of countries could learn a thing or two from what brazil has accomplished. You should too.

>>24161418
Hey anon why not try some real shitposting other than this dog and pony trick you call posts :^}

>>24161296
Netherlands?

I visited my family and got to explore the country a bit. I didn't get to go to the Amazons in east or the Galapagos since it was too late and I ran out of money. Very beautiful and diverse place, my pop's is from the sierra region, near the Andes so it get's cold in the morning and nights, and hot throughout the day though. But if you go west to the coast you got the beaches and it's hot af, never again, especially since my skin is still peeling.

Anyways what about you, looks like you are doing fairly well.
>>24161317
Why was it in a jar? Lmao what, if I can't have you nobody can type of deal.
No mang how do you think vets give medical checks to women then? Ay lmao, if only there were more ladyboys there though.
Antz II: Escape from Afro.
>no one will care if a few dozen go missing
You kinda like hurting animals dontcha...
It would make you look hotter ;). Sounds like one of them bbc sissy videos I watch, oh wait...

I only know how to use bow and arrow, somewhat, so you win this fight already kek.
Human let me go I say or I will piss on you. Pretty effective actually, why don't more people piss on others in self defense? Unless the other person likes golden showers or likes to drink piss one is safe no?

>i'm old
Get with the times grandpa. Yeah I kow right, I mean learning the new shit isn't the problem now that I think of it, it's when people use the same sets or strategies the whole time. Grant it they use it because it works, but playing against the same thing all the time gets boring after a while. I forgot about pendulums, lol wtf what will be next?

Niqa I don't listen to anyone, much less a self-deorecating woman. Eh well I guess it was so so, more on the not so great side, but still...
Ofc they are, doesn't mean you should not go see it, then you can judge for yourself.
>>24161368
I am the bumper, kneel down to my bamps you dirty peon! Jk, maybe the word triggers him?

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>>24161416
Think I remember reading or watching something about that. Honestly anything is better than just straight up outlawing the hooch all together. Think everyone heard what happened to america when we tried it.
Why wouldn't government not prioritize russian first tho, they did forcibly spread communism around the world.

Thank god we don't live in any paranoid or neutral countries that require a term of service, I'd make one talkative soldier. You could say the same for almost 40% of pacific war, korean war, and vietnam vets I see around on the west coast.
Most of them shamefully rescue the hooker they fucked and then flew over here to be wedded and turn into a housewife(or sex slave or whatever)
Last thing I heard was about russian coming together with the other countries to do something about ISIEL in syria. but then again thats kinda their fault for supporting the Syrian government during the civil war. Might be to busy removing kebabs and gays
>it was rather quick and without violence
Thats a very very rare thing to have happen usually someone calls for a call to arms

Sounds prime to be solid on ebay imo
Your wearing that as pjs or is that just that current freshness for today

>>24161471
Theres a full proof nigger-tech lid on it don't worry. I should just throw this fucker at a wall or something
>No mang how do you think vets give medical checks to women then?
Thats disgustingly kek'able
>more ladyboys there though
There'd probably be a lot more murders out of butthurtness like in thailand
Why wasn't there an Antz II? Am I the only one that like it better than bug's life

Never gone hunting before but i like a good challenge and making a few darkies disappear would be a service to the country as /pol/ would put it. But I think I can safely say I've never torture or beaten an animal but if I was hunger and had a gun in the woods, that would change things yum yum
Just lather up my nonexistent abs and send me on a boat thru the Nile. Kek well least I know to give my number for your next gf ;^]

Go shoot a gun its not hard, just don't close your eye when you fire, idk why ppl do that. Did you learn how to use a bow with a group of girls seems like those are popular with them(I'm seriously serious)
I've pissed outside in the wind millions of times. Piss on my hand isn't going to stop me from doing nada. That didn't make the girl R. Kelly pissed on say, "stop this is weirdly disgusting"

Fuck that shit that new stuff seems like it came from a different card game. I've played ppl with pendulum decks on Yugpro. Its just 10 mins of them activating cards, summoning shit and destroy my hand of cards. Then I lose, that all happens in like 1-3 turns

This would have been that one time to listen to that self-deorecating bitsh. I'll wait till its out on the web but then again I need to find a new torrent site or stick with warez

>>24161471
And now the bumpaon disappears after this post. Hmmmmm if I wasn't a dumb coon I'd sense a pattern going on

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Alright yall I'm headed off to sleep and go bedie by shit hard, probably shouldn't have stayed up this long but I'm still not that tired

Catch y'all later and be ready for Brazil's greatness tomorrow, or today or what tha fuck ever. We need to go on military time like 4chins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMEhTI-jko8

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HEAVEN IS IN RIO

>>24161471
No! Although it would be nice to hear that you've moved to Europe and aren't living in a third world country, such as US.

Isn't it bit dangerous to go on around a country like that? Or that is just for the gringos? Man I wish I could go cross country like that. Latvia isn't as diverse for that kind of thing anyways.

So-so. I got my computer, now I am saving up for a phone. I'll sign up for the school in middle of this August.
>>24161480
Drinking was widespread back then. And not like the police was very effective back then, although if you were making trouble that was a threat to national security, KGB would get your ass quickly.
I guess.

Russia still has military service. I've heard it is pretty bad and people would rather break their leg to dodge a draft than actually go there willingly.
Life is strange and funny like that. One day she is a prostitute, the other day she is your wife. Or whatever.
Oh man I know nothing about Syria. Neen probably knows more.
Because it was well organised and had much backing.

I don't think anyone cares much for Soviet era high school geometry books.
Freshness.
>>24161535
See you around.

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what did he mean by this

>>24160073
>credit card?
It's a little painful...
>>24160563
Sup feg
>>24160689
Just wear a tapout shirt, some shorts. Simple.
>>24160820
>mate. ;')
I'll have you know...I can't be bothered to make this a competition, you win.
>Keanu Reeves
I just wanna be me, mane! Just wanna be me.
>Gook
Oh right...the pictures.
>>24161008
>Two hours
Gotta get /fit/ somehow, mother dearest.
I don't shave, post my face, all this hate. Why can't I just be Indian. :'(
>>24161084
>see you defend yourself in court
I have nuns and I have chuck(s). I cannot lose.
>>24161163
This is the kind of post I can get behind.
>>24161097
I'm not reading the whole thing but you posted a camel so you're alright.
>>24161289
Shave it 4 me.
>>24161244
>Twitchy meat ticklers
You're scaring me, I would like +1 therapy for compensation.

+4 therapy and a wheelbarrow.

>"Leaked" Lewds
Ah yes. I remember. I REMEMBER VIGOROUSLY.
>WANNA WHAT
I'll will tell you what I want I really, really want...
>Show
But I'm but Mung Daal.
>Tells me to work
>Aware I'll ruin my beautiful nails
You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.
>Charged
We need to get you hired some how...
>Behind
Food, food, and food.
>I want to go to Germany.
You HAVE gone mad, I like it.

>>24161707
Not him obviously. Hi.

>>24161751
I'm not him; assuming I caused any confusion with my post. Hi.

>>24161751
Hey
>>24161766
That's the secret, you see, I'm always confused.

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>>24161707
You'll have me known... hah, I knew I'd win!

But you already are. You are not you. I mean, you are you.

The pictures, indeed, the pictures!

Yeah, I am alright. All-right. Al-Right. Al-Ghazali-Right.

Thank you for your contribution.

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>>24161887
>jpg
...I...We have another pair of twins?
>You'll have me known... hah, I knew I'd win!
Picture sooooo related bruh

I am but I am not.
It all makes sense.
I am a tree.

Picture
It is not related
At all

Okay now ladies!

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>>24161918
>not using jay pee gee

What did you mean by that picture?

No, that would imply you're an object instead of being a subject; if you take offense at that, you are indeed an object.

There are no ladies here.

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>>24161924
>jay pee gee
HE WANTS A JAY DOES HE? OH I'LL GIVE YOU A JAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A PHAT JAY YOU SON OF WOMAN!

Nothing.
Implies No thing.
Therefore
Everything.

I am an object and a subject. I am a moment.

THEN WHAT AM I! WHAT AM I!!

>>24161939
I'm the son of the man. Don't you know that I am Pious?

Nothing as oposed to everything, the whole, world as appearance as against the non-existence, principle of pure abstraction. I bet you have fallen for the dualism. Probably the worst kind, idealism.

>he thinks he is two metaphysics concepts at once
Absolute madman. Are you Trofim Lysenko of philosophy undergrad?

You are the creative nothing, the unique. I am the unique one, however, and you are my property. So is everything else.

Girly woman! You know.

Who
H A D J I
M U R A T
?

do not ask questions you want answers to

a wise man once told me it is good to take a shit, but it is even better when you remove your pants while you're at it

did he shit himself or did he mean something deeper?

>>24161978
No, you're not. You're just a boy!

I bet you didn't even realize I stopped reading that sentence! Pft, some you are.

I am.
I am not.

>I am a conspiracy
You don't exist, lalala.

>>24162045
When will I be a banana?

>>24162045
Will it end?

>>24162045
How much is that doggy in the window?

>>24162070
Am I now? Wow. That's a discovery.

I did realise that because I was granted divine insight.

If I don't exist, what is this?

If you tell me to cry for you, I would
There's no price I would t pay

>>24162127
;-;

Post some music for heavy feels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8paDhfGQH4E

I'm starting to feel real down for some reason kek. I should start popping the happy pills for an increase of mood.

>>24162127
Do it.
>>24162098
>Am I now? Wow. That's a discovery.
Lmaoo
> divine insight.
Is that so? Then explain to me how to make a closed system generator...just for the bantz...

A figment of your imagination...

>>24162133
Learn wit me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDqx8Zv1rRo

LERN . WIT . ME .

>>24162137
You make a system, then you make it closed, you know nigga, make it like a chest, like Romans it is three hundred and shit, so then you generate your shit up all Brandon Fraser and you get what you get.

FROM WHERE DOES MY FUCKING IMAGINATION STEMS THEN?
Checkmate, vitalists.
>>24162140
I actually want to study physics in an university, but I am as far as you can be from anything resembling an university. Ugh, I didn't ask for these feels. :_;

>>24162144
>Romans
>Thinking we can make ANYTHING as well as the ancients
Dumb ass.
>You put a hamster in a wheel, replace the pellets with cocaine cut with steroids.
That might just work.

Your butthole, what is this year 1?
Imma go play in the corner, that word sound too educational for me.

Run forest run! Everyday.

>>24162144
>Feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCQ0jSzmyi0

>>24162159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqtobIpZt68

ill post a random rap song for this (You) to make the flavour a bit different

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>>24162162
>feels

>>24162163
>Post rap song to perpetuate the spam

I go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4oHBoeuZ10

>>24162177
I only listen to meme rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKcafNvVqhY

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Do you recognise this man?

>>24162241
Why is there a dot in this post but no dot in any of the others? What did you mean by this?

>last two days when I will be very active
>no one actually posts
why does this always happen to me

Cump

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

I need a (You).

>>24162411
Bump

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>>24162428
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>>24162444
I need more.

>>24162411
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>>24162443
Bump.

>>24162435
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>>24162443
bump

>>24162411
I'm coming friend, hang in there.
Give me 5

>>24162458
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>>24162458

bump,

Bump:

Bum.p

B u m p

Bump?

>>24162411

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Light my fire!

bump .

>>24160820
We all have various ways of subtletly asking for nudes, no judging.
I'm insane, about you ooh.
I am all about Swedish trickery.
I look pretty much the same, I'm boring like that.
I can take a new one if you'd like, I pretty much just use these 3 in ITT threads because I can't be bothered posting an actual photo if people still know who I am.
I like them all but they wouldn't work in rate threads for example and so I like to use them here, but yeah sure.
I'd sign you up for a fierce plan, extremely appealing to the lot of us until you hit 60 and realize you've been paying me my pension for the last 40.
But in the end I'll find a tiny bit of morale left in me and invite you to stay in my doghouse.
#Slavlivesmatter
>>24160689
The ponytail, can't get better than that except for a fine quilt. Soft to the touch, soft to the soul.
>>24161054
The romance felt strange, it seemed like Hatter was way too old for Alice even if that wasn't the case. Seemed so much more mature and civilized, whilst she was just running around figuring herself and her imagination out.
4/5 Paris trips.
Yes, he's in it too. I've always seen him as the comedian and he really didn't fit the role, sorry for the spoiler m'.
Another one wanting me to post recent pictures, does this thing really work?
>>24161077
You're black, I'm white.
Let's make yin yang babies.
>>24161289
Thanks man, you look like a Divine beauty.jpg
I'm not too sure about the second part.
>>24161707
But is it as painful as the realization that santa never existed as a child?
I'm sure it's not.
>>24162458
I meant m-minutes.
It took more than 5 minutes, I got coffee and then I had a hard time typing this out as I tend to overthink what I say.
All in all, I'm a liar.

>>24162550
I wouldn't call those nudes. I'd probably call them pictures from Auswitzsch or something similarly unorginal. Did I write it right? I never learned to spell that word. Fuck the police.
N-not here where everyone c-can see senpai.
No changes? At least I buzzed my hair and look fairly shit because I am in that awkward stage where my hair is not exactly too short, but it isn't long enough either to look good on me. But hey, I just love fucking my shit up.
Why wouldn't they work? Sure take a new one if you are bored.
So that is how it works? No wonder why every time I have to speak with the bank clerk they offer me God knows how many pension plans and shit.
>morale
Shh, nothing personnel kid.

#LatviansAreActuallyNordidGermanicAndAreDescendedFromAncientAryansAndWazKangsAndShitLithuaniansRuledTehSlavsBackInTheDayAlsoRussiansAreMongols

You lied. ;-;

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>>24161707
>Walk force X

It's the November shaving meme all over again ?
Wake me up....


24162411
You don't get one.

>>24161289
DC

>>24161178
WAS I FILTERED BY ISIS

>>24161177
Then why is he dressed like an Egyptian Pharaoh ?

>Heat and rain
I will not visit Latvia in August
Re-summer sounds so murican

It's alright I let myself slip with stealing three pieces of cake unnoticed madwoman tier I know
Not at all, not for a month they're not leaving
Why wouldn't I, I take a challenge seriously

Certain face shape (lesser cheek fullness but it's almost there) and thinner areas, and toning certain areas with exercise

I see getting ready for girl hunt at Uni :---D
Yes you're pretty lucky, I thank them for being able to get thinner quickly at least, some girls I know really suffer with that

Not like other people I'd rather
Sorry for that, did a little learning, about the middle ages
>
And had to baby sit my brother

I thought that's what we had these [:---Dx-x-xS---:-;---D] for

Tho webcams usually distort, they also hide a lot of bad qualities

Why, they say he's a good guy

Ah enjoying your music at last!
I skipped to 16 tbqh because I'm the mood for some good real noisy shit rn.

>>24161160
>find some of those hole in the wall fired chicken joints to open your nigger pours to goat chicken
What did he mean by this ?

I haven't yet but that does not sound encouraging at ALL
I wanted the ducking easy job but apparently can't be trusted to cut boxes for kids might hide some splosive there somewhere
12$ per ?
I'm in the land of plotting for your colleagues, can't make this shit up tbqh

In its natural habitat 4chan, the perfect crime

Kek a friend that's worse, what did your friend feel like later
Not at all he makes his own food, she stresses over us tbqh
I will do it, my aunt has one of those fluffy dogs that don't grow, and I also kinda pissed at her so I will feed so that he shits it on the new sofa.

>>24161160
Con tin yew

Probably not since most of my cousins are single and over twenty five
No bb it's girl world, fighting has to be sneaky quoting Lindsay Lohan in the murican legend Mean Girls.

>>24162550
She actually acts in the second film ? Cause she that's what she fought the first one
>4/5
What did he mean by this
Nah don't worry I don't see myself watching it anytime soon anyway, even if I did would be out of curiosity as to how horrible it turned out
If you try long enough it does
t. I make Anons post their faces

>>24162444
Have all of mine.
>>24162445
Bump
>>24162453
bump

>>24162598
>You don't get one.
;-;

Because he was the kang of my childhood.

Latvia is pretty shit throughout the year.
I guess, but I don't know anything about American things.

Three pieces of cake is like luncheon for me.
GOD DAMN IT WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE.
Believe me, they are quite undrinkable. Our women can handle them, but they are amazons. If you could finish one of those, I'd legit give you some sort of a prize, like one of those medals because that is an achievement kek. You're honorary Latvian then.

Get your nutrition right. Certain shit will make your face puffy even if you are low on bodyfat.

Y-yeah. Most girls bore me to death though. Gladly I don't have problems speaking with them, although I tend to run dry if I stray away from me shooting shitty jokes or speaking about some normie shit/small talk.
Being Latvian is pretty effay tbqh. If only I was model tier boi, but there is nothing plastic surgery can't fix. :^)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3707890/Dutch-men-worlds-tallest-Latvias-women-loftiest-study-finds.html
http://www.pbs.org/pov/girlmodel/infographic-model-fashion-industry/
I posted these so you would invest in Eastern Latvia.

You'd rather?
I won't forgive you, you wouldn't believe how bored I was. ;-;
>baby sit my brother
Alright, that is a good excuse. I sometimes have to babysit my older brother when he is out of mind drunk. Family matters, right?

Yes, but they are getting old. Unless you come up with something cool.

Yeah, like my unshaven cheeks.

Who cares about that, I am egoistic enough to dislike the idea of such an arrangment because it would mean one person less in these threads; marriage and shitposting don't go along well. So no pls.

It is really noisy.

>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP PHAM

>>24162458
Come my friend, come.

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#youngPious

>>24162672
>A slave since childbirth
Knew it

I just want a cold place ;-;
All these muricans around you itt, learn a thing or two

Well it was dinner for me yesterday
Because that's what muricans do, they impose for long periods of time
I've had sheep balls and raw meat with a raw egg in it, try me
>Our women
What makes you think I'm any less tough than "your women"

Whatever I'm doing it's working so I'll stick to it

You're on the right track then, you'd have to post for us to rate first tho then we decide if you talk to her or not
Idk about that plastic surgery thing
Invest in what exactly

I'd rather you say "not like other people"
NYPE
A little, only until my escape is complete

You're the "mind" of this thread, do it

But then I wouldn't have to look for job and I can NEET4lyfe
They got pretty decent money too

I meant as in another genre, but I listened to it till the end anyway.

>>24162745
#blurryboiwhomayormaynotbeyoungPious

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I forgot if I posted it or not. Took it for a spin. With guts hanging after my rebuild. Runs nicely.

>>24162789
But I was running the game and nickels.

It's cold most of the year. I like cold. Thank God my cave gets very cold during the winter. Fits my personality.
I've learnt nothing.

You eat cake for dinner? You won't make it then. :-xD
So they have occupied you? That serves as justice for all the times you were mean and rude to me.
I've eaten sprats. I've eaten raw pork. I've eaten shit food since I was a kid. My stomach is iron cast.
Haha! I don't know, are you that though? You said you hated beer once.

Sure, JUST DO IT then.

Why would I let you autists decide on such matters?
That was a joke. I like my face despite feeling very odd about it. It has rough edges, but I am working on them. I need to get thinner though.
Just lend me a couple of Euros, will you not? I will invest them, no need for you to think at all.

That would be accurate, if I let myself be somewhat serious in saying this.
NYPE?
Get some wings and fly away now. That's what I want to do right now. But I have to endure this place.

I could, but why bother? You wouldn't appreciate it anyways.

But that is completely boring. I'd rather be a bum than a complete bore.
Ah money. Not that you are lacking any right now or would know what a lack of it means, but I am assuming you do have some sort of a blurry understanding of the value of it.

So what did you think of it? Serious question.

That is me. I have lot of them, but my camera can't take good pictures of them, so I won't post anymore. I'm bit shy about my old pictures.

>>24160689
>wanting to fit in in Poland
Yeah just fuck a moose.

Jesus.

Everyone is gone again. At least Bumpanon is here. You don't talk much besides that one word you've been hitting us all on 24/7. I appreciate your effort, I really do. God I feel so moody now. I really wish I could go and take a walk somewhere but I have nowhere to go right now.

>>24163078
I'm back.
Just start walking and go wherever your feet take you.
>>24162598
>shaving meme all over again ?
Na just neetdom and laziness.
Sleep tight.
But I want one of those.
>>24162550
Wh-What?!
The answer is not a no.
>>24162493
ET
>>24162187
Welcome to the land of the free, that'll be $70,000 to live, thank you.
>>24162181
You Cultured Nobel!
>>24162165
Too deep

>>24163113
They'd take me to Venice or somewhere around that area if they could take me so far and I was allowed to do that.

At least you noticed my photo senpai. ;')

Only slaves thing that freedom is free. Freedom ain't free. The tree of liberty and freedom gotto be litterd with the blood of patriots. Barrack Hussein Obama aka B.O. is not my presidnet. He is a communist and probably Kenyan as well. :-DDD Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, ok? Praise Jesus.

But my heart is full of feels. It's a deep cup; takes a while for any spillage to take place.

Semi-ironic, somewhat sentimental and sincere posting up in here kek.

>>24162165
320 in 2016 srsly

>>24163190
I'm a pleb with a 9€ headset anyways.

Someone please
this food is too hot
help
>>24163128
Then go walk.
I notice every flash in this thread.
A man that sacrifices his liberty for security deserves free yogurt -Gandi
Truly an inspiration.
Your were doing so well but we all know it's cheeseus now, go to the shame corner and think about wut you gon did.
It's a deep cup you say? ;) GET ON THE TREADMILL!

Yeah, me too, 10$ headset here, colour blue.

>>24163198
I forgot to quote you, so I can reply to you.

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>>24163272
I don't think that is the best idea now.
That's good, I really appreciate that.
Ghandi had yogurt?
Really.
Haha, sure. But really, I wish I could be as sincere as I used to be. I can't really articulate what's going on in my mind, but I feel a bit down. It will probably pass.
Buy me one, please.
>>24163280
Mine is black with silver sides and red lining. Really shit headphones, but my old ones broke down and I can't afford any better. Tbqh, I haven't the clue about music formats and their quality, bitrate, etc.. I should do something to lessen my ignorance.
>>24163284
Here is a (You) anyways.

>>24163312
You for you. Who is that in the gif?

>>24163326
Slavoj Žižek, a well known Czech actor.

>>24163332
Them filthy yous, giving you back. Dig.

>>24163350
Please remove this image.

>>24163358
Serry. Thought is was cool.

>>24163365
You did? Why? Explain your reasoning, you wild cowboy. ( It makes zero sense to call you as much. )

Bu

mp

Fucking hell it's not getting any better.

Bump*

>>24163378
My reasoning is simple. I tried to fit in and I acted as such. It's common practice of humanoids whe they are trying to be accepted by others by the same species. Race of a human is a strange one.
>>24163430
With that attitude no. Nothibg in this world happens by people who sit and say stuff like. Good god this place is shitty and all. Even your car doesn't start on its own, yet. But be patient soon youll just need a feeding tube and life support We will all join the matix.

>>24163473
Eh, it's just some feels. I'm out for a walk despite the shit weather. I'm sure I will fuck up whatever few articles of clothing I own, but I need a breather.

I just feel so heavy sometimes, I can't really describe it.

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Seriously fuck this weather. I regret even getting out of my house.

Night.

>>24163477
>I just feel so heavy sometimes, I can't really describe it.
I have pabic attacks too. It's not that bad when you get used to them. Think of it as an orgasm and you might actually like them. Good luck in the walk. I took mine for today. Who is walking who. Myself my dog or it walks me.

Damn dude I fucked up, I slept in until 3pm and now I'm covered in sweat and disappointment.
Can someone pls kill me?

>>24163570
sounds like my every day, learn to embrace it

I died, the food was too hot.
Endorphin is god tho.

>>24163272
Everything is a good idea when you're drunk.
Lies.
He was pretty spoiled wasn't he?
Now that I think about it...
Check your intake
I can get my dog to chase you?
>>24163541
Amen

>>24162589
I think it's Auschwitz.
Don't fuck the police, shoot them or something.
Unless it's a really hot copper, then by all means.
Hello, I'm a hot copper.
I mean, my hair has grown which in that minimalistic sense is a change, but I don't really bother too much to care about my physical appearance desu, I'm not looking for a relationship and so I don't see much of a point.
Because none of them actually portray my face but people still know who I am based on them, if they've seen my face prior.
The clerk is flirting with you, this is my conclusion. All them pension plans are for you and him/her.
It's getting very personal in here, who are you working for?
TLDR lmao.
Yes but it took you a whopping 11 minutes to type out a reply, who's the bad guy now?
>>24162654
I mean horrible or not it's still acting, you're making me more critical about this movie and I don't appreciate it. Let me live in my fantasyland.
It's a rate, what I do best baby.
Bit rude are we, judging a movie before even watching it. Scandalous.
That sounds like a challenge, I like it.
I'll see what I can do, I don't really like taking pictures of myself tbf.
>>24163113
Double negatives, I've always been rough with those.
Why are you trying to confuse me?
Does this mean it's actually positive and the answer is yes?
>>24163541
Sleep well boy.

>>24163579
>>24163312

I mixed it

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>>24163793
Bump (u)

bumd

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I missed so much today from sleeping in today, what a god damn shame but all well. Heres some late (You)s for all of yous
Those brazil post might come in a little later ;)

>>24161545
Oh yeah you could easily be branded as a traitor to the mother land and get a nice visit from the secret police, just for arguing about the quality of the potatoes you bought
Forgot they still do that shit over there, guess thats what you get for making enemies with most of your neighbors. But hell from here in the states russians make it almost seem like their always willing to enlist. Guess thats just rus propaganda at work
One day your writing letters to your wife back in the states, next he brings back the girl that gave him handies and free cigarettes back to the states
Maybe she'll tell me more if I ask nicely

Dude theres this magically world of merica where everyone has money to burn on stupid shit they don't really need. We supply the world with enough sheltered commiefags I'm sure someone will buy. You'll never know till you try

>>24161707
Nuns and cuckbois are good but how will they do when they run into my jew dream team bb?

>>24162550
Well just trade sisters to make some beautiful yin yang babies
Hope you don't mind vaguely legal black weeb girls, cause I don't ;)

>>24161918
Who just leaves something like that outside? I'm assuming the guy who owned it left it there cream filled
But still tho I hope the guy that took that pic knows their dish washer safe

>>24162002
What did he mean by this?

>>24162598
>>24162654
You could have been, maybe ISISEL has a bias against palestinians among hundreds of other
>What did he mean by this ?
Is "hole in the wall" an idiom? Might be but all it means is a shitty looking restaurant in a shity place in town that ends up having the best food in the area

Sorry for sounding like an encouraging fag, you know you can make some white lies on your resume about job experience. Been told by many ppl that they did that, you just have to lie about some untraceable and uncallable job.
Hell you can learn how to break down boxes rn, that was the first skill I picked up when I started working for the first time. I doubt those kinds know what sulfur and nitrogen smell like.
Besides you already come off that your handy with a knife
Whoops meant they start at $12 an hour for an entry level position

Nah your like several hundred miles away from the true hot spot of plotting and sex slave trading
>natural habitat from 4chan
Is that like calling ppl cucks irl? Cause me and me friend started doing that, and its too much fun

It was him standing in the kitchen with me and my mom, and then he just notices my dad's dirty ass stare coming from the couch in the living room. My dad frowns worse than me plus hes a meat head, so I know my friend wasn't in the most comfortable spot
Hell least your mum still cooks for all you you, mine went on and off after I graduated. But i really don't mind
Dude that sounds perfect, I fucking hope that couch is in that ugly white leather design or thick suede.

>it's girl world
Why must girls be so mean like that? Sounds like a bunch of arguments and shit talking that happens over phone just like my family. Its like the cold war or guerrilla warfare with your family
Maybe its time to try some mean girls tactics on them, I need to watch that movie again haven't seen it in a year

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That feel when I wanted to go out tomorrow but my uni friends ignore me.
Feels very bad man.
How to socialize without anyone to go out with? I just want to bee social and meet cute grils.
>>24163541
yeah I think the weather may be the reason while I'm depressed, or at least plays a big part
it reminds me of autumn t b h
t. fellow Central Europe dweller

>>24161289
I know how to make sushi, im not very good at it. Japanse food is a discipline of its own then theres sub genres galore. Its in my opinion equal to french in terms of how momentous it is in the culinary world.

sorry for late response just got home from work

>>24163914
Fug off chad, reeeee.
>>24163861
>cream filled
>Not leaving your pasties puffed
...Son.
>How do you know that?
Don't answer it.
>>24163634
>rough with those.
It's not the only thing, I bet.
Math's is pretty tough too.
So I can lure you into my trap and make you dance for me?
It means whatever you want, this is a safe learning environment.
>>24163579
Hello...ME.
>>24163570
Only if you kill me first.

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Life's a beaty in its beast. Formalities or non formalities. For every begining there is new end. If the boat stays docked for too long it starts to grow mold and rot from the inside out. If the game becomes no longer fun to the player you do anything to change it. My 2000th post. I wish I made more. In times it was more than fun.

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Evening chat.

b u m p

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>>24164421
Hump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iatjMEp3bxw

This is not a bump

>>24165112
noob - you have to log in in order to make a nonbumpable bump.

305th

It sure is dead. I don't know how to make good or fun posts so I'll just make this post instead.

>>24163547
Oh I don't get those. I mostly remember some really old things or just overthink whatever is happening right now and find some reason to be sad.
>>24163570
No, I'd rather not.
>>24163579
Oh God, yes, I already regret whole lot of things that made perfect sense then.
Trust issues, eh?
He was. You ever read his Hitler correspondence?
What did you wound up thinking? Morning is wiser than evening.
Alright.
Well that would work as well.

nemA
>>24163661
Sure you did.
>>24163634
Anglos really suck at writing. It is obviously Aušvica.
With what guns? I am unarmed as of now. You work in Swedish military surplus part-time or something because that sounds like some shady offer from you. Actually it doesn't.
It obviously is, duh.
H O T C O P P E R
Aesthetic af tbqh.
I can see your point, but I personally prefer looking like the better physical version of myself over whatever the fuck I am now. I don't really either; not that I've ever been in a relationship or have had the interest for one.
So they are some sneaky candid shots?
Is she? She was wee bit too old for me, but I wager she was good looking when she was younger. Oh well, where do I get one of those time matchines to see if anything could work out thirty years prior?
Korupcijas novēršanas un apkarošanas birojs - KNAB.
Basically I am saying that I know this one trick to becoming a literary genius and basically your life is a mistake and Hitler did something wrong after all.

But what if I told you that this reply took even longer to get posted here?
>>24163824
Right in the feels.
>>24163861
No-no, I mean more as in being a partisan or a nationalist or something equally dangerous.
Russia has always been militaristic. Well, as they say, the further away you are from your own country, more of a patriot you are bound to become.
Free cigarettes? No such a thing as that. Proofs?

What's their price nowadays? Do they sell 'em in pounds or what?
>>24163914
Comment too long :^)

>>24165719
>>24163914
I'm not really depressed, that would be fatal for me tbqh.
I actually like autumn better than summer tbq honest with you faam.

>Central Europe
Are you that meme nationality that Poles are?

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Heres the current standings for top medals

As you can see brazil is making its way up there, it was only the first day so no one really needs to win the gold anyways. Brazil just decided to give the visitors a head start thats the most classiest thing the host can do tbqh
Still surprised those little industrial dogs: china didn't land any gold today, thought they'd get one after playing those whinny ass sweds in vollyball

>>24165797
Hoping GB get a few medals today, if I recalled they're in to get one in swimming.

>>24165719
Why is it everytime I'm about to shit post you show up?

Being a soviet nationalist was dangerous enough for you to come up on the KGB's list? If thats true nothing the soviets did made sense, trying to be a socialist country while running a colonial based empire doesn't mix. I guess
That line speaks to much truth for me to grasp. Funny how that works out, just reminds me of all the mexican kids in school explaining to the class how great mexico was. I'm glad I don't have to hear any more mexican jokes
You just ask her if you can, "barrow a stoge" as we californians say. After your done ploughing her in the shitty hotel bed you have.

Tell me the name and year and I can tell you what your heart contempt. But shit you could even sell that to a museum over here thats into soviet/cold war relics

>>24165813
Idk whats going on with england rn, doesn't seem like they can get a break. And if its another swimming match their out of luck cause the aussies and mericans are dominating it atm

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Just another reminder that brazil is still the friendliest country in south america despite what the lame stream media says. You sacana don't know a thing about how BR gets down
http://www.nbcnews.com/card/australian-olympic-rowing-coaches-robbed-knifepoint-n624646?cid=sm_fb

>>24165820
I don't know, I think Adam Peaty is in the running in the 100m swimming, since he beat his own WR in the heats. But yeah england in general can't catch a break, both in sporting and otherwise. But desu over here it's more or less business as normal (or as normal as it can be considering)

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And one last reminder before I head off to bed.
If your going to train for a sport that requires both lower and upper body strength. Don't wast your 4 years just lifting weights, and i guess being tall helps but not really.

I'm just made at myself that I missed this piece of history

>>24165824
I just checked it, and your right hes doing the breaststroke at 6:53 today. If I remember right(which I probably don't) but didn't england win a couple last time in water polo, or something related to that? But just wait for the british's bread and butter sport hopefully they'll get some wins.
And its only day 1 we still have about 12 to go. You cheeky bastards always come to the spot like when the time comes.

Think this might be my last post for tonight, its 4am and I've still not taken a shower ;^(

Where is everyone?
>>24165820
I have the best timing and the best possible implications that this timing might bring about.

Not Soviet nationalist, nationalist as in Latvian, Lithuanian or whatever nationality nationalist.
I haven't any Mexican jokes now that you mention it. If there was only a Mexican to teach me any...
What does that expression stand for?

I'll need five hundred pounds of socialist symphatisers and an ounce of clueless anarchists.
>>24165828
Sleep well.

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Some animal is in my room. Large enough to make an annoying noise, small enough for me to catch. I have to get rid of it soon or it'll start marking territory with piss.

>>24165923
Use a small, blunt weapon.

>>24165930
I don't know if I have a broom. But that's a start

>>24165936
That'll do. Just make sure you hold unto that broom firmly just incase that little bastard has something of a fighting spirit.

>>24165923
NY plates?

>>24165943
It's a little squirrel. It went to a different room, maybe it'll just gtfo on its own. But yeah I'll wear my protective gear when grabbing a qt, little, puffy, probably filled with rabbis rodent.

>>24165958
A squirrel can bite your thumb off. So please do.

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>>24165719
You don't know meh.
This might be spam, system, but it's a good spam.

>>24165952
Gave me a bad look because I don't think the car is worth the upkeep. Jk kinda know the person. Has viper also.

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>>24165963
Tell me more about yourself.

>>24165961
That's okay, I have two. Don't I (question mark here)

>>24165963
I always forgit the breed. Nice dewgs.

>>24165971
That's good that you have a backup. You don't ( exclamation mark and a question mark )

>>24165966
I'm gonna take that as a yes then lol. Gonna assume this is either in the Hamptons or Manhattan, with the former being more likely.

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>>24165967
I don't feel safe.

>>24165982
A-alright. :(

>>24165977
I'll wear gloves (smily with harts placed here)
>>24165979
You just want that yes out of me. Considering owner is a tart, I wouldn't surprise if his registration is from NYC. From there I think. Money laundering fuck, his business isn't even worth much but he makes good revenue somehow.

Tfw too pumped to drive a viper.

>>24165999
[MUFFLED CHECK 'EM IN DISTANCE]

>>24166000
((MUFFLED CHECK 'EM IN DISTANCE))

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>>24165719
Fish bowl shoes will take off at some point, mark my words.
Brother, you don't know issues till you've had a bi-polar fbi agent with schizophrenia pay for your dinner with monopoly coins.
>Reading
Is this a new meme?
All I know is
No.
But...would it?
That's jewish talk for sin!
>>24165973
>A compliment
Oh uhhhh
Have another
>>24165994
It's not you.

>>24165999
Of course I did dumbass. Ah I see, yeah mang I know no one form any other boroughs can fucking come close to owning one. Those are the types of people you make friends with my dude, unless you're not a fan of illegal b.s or whatever. Taxes, gotta pay the bills unfortunately.

You are gonna drive one? Lucky af hmph :(

Anyways I will smell everyone here later, I'm out. Waiting for people to get ready, could've done some reolies but f u. Peace darlings mwah. ;*

>>24166008
>Oh uhhhh
>Have another
You can have as many as you want. Cute btw.

>>24166005
Thank you my relative.
>>24166008
You sure? I should get that trending. One day I will be famous and well known and all of that will be for the controversial fish bowl shoes.
Monopoly coins? I'm pretty sure those don't exist. Who is insane now?
It's a very old meme. Goes back to some autists playing with clay tablets and pictograms and ideograms.
Now those four words don't go together well.
Is it? God of Abraham will surely have mercy.

It is?

>>24166012
>Peace darlings mwah.
Was offered to test it on my lunch break.
Bye bye bye bye.

>>24166015
>Thank you my relative.
It's also not the only thing I ever check check. More than likely more than that. Laters qt.

I'm out for a bit, like the other anonomouys.

>>24166025
You should tell me more about that once you get back. Laters.
>qt
Oh my.

>>24166031
I should and maybe will, we'll discern.
Laters.

>>24166046
Surely.
I used this time to shave, but as you can see, it didn't go so well.

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>>24166013
>Cute btw.
TY anon, I'll be sure to tell him.
>>24166015
The wurlds your oyster
Me, you, her, him, the guy above me, the guy below me.
Ew, old. I'm all about the new, like human art and animal head paintings, painting with the blood of the animal in order to capture the beauty of nature.
Freedom of protection.
Praying is pointless, the bible was used to roll joints, all religions are right and wrong, lil wayne's a bitch.

I don't know, just ride the wave.

>>24163570
Slept till 3 pm too, only I was up for a few hours from 9 till 11-12

>>24166008
Kawaii neko~

>>24163863
>Kaffir spotted
I was merely pretending to check your loyalty
Speaking of food, I've been craving nothing but cheese sandwiches for past two weeks, and candy of course

I'll try not to, you know Arabs love gossip they do actually call and ask, especially for fresh college graduates
I'm so handy with a knife, but I haven't practiced and I love cats too much to practice

Noo but employees here are scary af man

>You can't spell fun without fu

Kek how old were you guys then, I can sense the awkwardness of that situation over the web
Yeah true, I tell her not sometimes cause she stresses over feeding us a lot, you da mommy now
It's blood orange
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUA93c6J_50
She was excited to show me the pillows, I said they're fucking ugly

Nah you're right shittaling and arguments over the phone, sometimes gets to cold war irl and sometimes kek well lets just say my aunt once scratched my uncles wife who pulled her hair first, I was lucky enough to be there at that time
Same, I don't care what anybody thinks I love it.

>>24166152
I haven't ever had any oyster. How do they taste like?
All of them? At least that guy named Me isn't insane, I think, at least.
How do I into headmarking myself with blood?
As opposed to slavery of protection?
Allah Ackbar to you too, you fanatic.

I always do that.

>>24163861
>dark cabinet with an Asian style case
>threaded mirror
>shelf on adjacent wall multiple shades lighter

FUCK

>>24163634
>tfw he took the blue pill
Swedeanon, I like the attitude
Anarchy bb
You escape you lose
I didn't either but coming to soc, shitposting, was a necessity.

>>24163332
Hotness in a sniff.

24163113
You do not pick the (You) the (You) picks you.

>>24162862
And you lost the game, questions ?

>likes cold because muh persona

I'm not considering either modeling or the Olympics
My mother is also enjoying dragging me along with her everywhere, and enjoying more that old ladies choose to like me over other grills in the room it's so ducking annoying
Done the raw fish part, also had liver, lungs, heart, intestines and stomach , fuck I even ate cat food as a kid kek
>Are you that though
Am I a woman? maybe :----D
I hated it, does not mean I cannot handle it cuc

I AM

Cause you're an inexperienced pleb and I happen to have one hell of a taste
>Said every grill ever
So shiny , tho I'm with you on that one
And have weirdos from Latvia black mail me while I post itt that I'm going to settle things myself and take off, DEAL

Nah don't be serious :x----S
Not Your Personal Entertainment*

Your own assumptions.

Yes except I'm the one getting married not you so
I made up the money part actually, I do not him or his family or his money, and it's my last concern tbf

Alright I guess, I'm not too enthusiastic about piano tbqh

I'm joking with you man, webcams don't take good pictures anyway, gosh back to the sensitive nature I see , needless be shy.

>>24166135
>I used this time to shave, but as you can see, it didn't go so well.
First time I'm seeing you. I don't shave yet, so something to look forward to.
>>24166152
>TY anon, I'll be sure to tell him.
I am honored. I'd ask you to whisper to it too but that's too much.

I had some really good shit happen to me, be right back folks.

>>24166387
Hottest sniff out there, no homo.

When was the last time you felt a will to live?

But no bully, I'm just being sincere and you are bullying me for being a silly boi.

Neither I am, but that was more of a joke.
Well you are at least giving your mother some enjoyment, you should appreciate that in a way that there is someone who cares to do that for you.
I ate some cat food as a kid too, shit wasn't too bad actually. My uncle told me a story how he and some Russians started drinking some vodka, but they didn't have zakuski, or snacks like sprats or pork to help them down vodka and slow down the drunkedness. They however only had cat food, the meat variety, so they ate that. He said it wasn't that bad. Once they got drunk they swore it was like any regular meat. Makes you think of the quality of Soviet meat industry, doesn't it?

My mum is a tough woman, so is my granma. So I can't exclude the possibility of a tough Palestinian woman. Although I hate calling you a woman, I prefer grille as the term of use.
Yes but you haven't drunk the hobo beer. Anyways, God forbid I ever meet you, I will send you a radiātors. Bet you don't know what that is, do you? :-xDD

YOU ARE!

Oh really? So you are saying that women actually understand other women? Now that shatters my worldview of seeing women as creatures that cannot be inherently known; you're almost like a metaphysical concept in terms of difficulty to grasp. Sometimes talking to you and wondering what you meant makes my head ache as much as reading Kant does.
I like muh eyes. Qt grilles complimented me on them, but I was a teenger then. Still, it felt nice.
DEAL!
Although, you could send me shekels. I'd like some for personal reasons.

I'm a very serious man. ( That is a self-defeating joke )
Jeez, I don't view you as much. It's just that you've been really busy and I've been meaning to catch some fat (You)'s. ( I'm too serious, again. Just get me drunk, I'm not so serious then )
1/2 :^)

>>24166504
You have me at "good stuff" go on.

>>24166387
>>24166573
°I said that in bad mood. I'd actually like to see something new for the sake of novelty, but my mind is really blank. Any suggestions?

But the idea of marriage does seem boring, doesn't it? Being tied to anyone. I hate ties. You probably disagree.
That's alright. I was just venting about my own frustrations about money by saying that. I'm such a capricious boi.

That's too bad. Piano is my instrumentfu because reasons. ;-; What instruments do you like?

I am sensitive and pls no bully. This same sensitivity makes me prone to art, thus I can capitalise that with the capital C.
I could show more, would you like to see?

>>24166495
Why not yet?
>>24166581
I managed to speak to some people I've been meaning to speak to. It was pretty good. I have less concerns on my mind now, for now.

>>24166586
If the concerns are gone, the it's all right.

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>>24166626
For now. It helps to have less things on ones mind.

What are you doing?

>>24166655
Oh you visit lit. Nice board, aweful users. I am actually working from home today. I'm going to try and clean a bit, go out for a bit and do cool stuff maybe. I don't often plan too far ahead.

>>24166664
Nice post, awful digits. Almost got some impressive stuff there man. What do you work as, if you don't mind my pestering?

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>>24166676
I don't mind. I'm assistant who thinks he's better at his position than everyone around him. I do have freedom to do what I want. I do have to complete, not an exception. I see that you almost got the pinta digital combination of repeating 6s. Way to go, you were almost there.

Truth of the honesty is that I am heart broken. Again. Maybe there is a reason behind it, maybe it's all in my head. Maybe I got into a hole not realizing the dirt was falling behind me. Maybe the dirt was already there. Either way it's a nice day and there is much to be accomplished.

>>24166676
Oh that was my post, and I almost got the nice digits. I'm too new.

>>24166709
Why the sense of superiority? Well earned one or...?
Almost, hah, I was well off. Still, I could've gotten dubs at least. Well, another post, another opportunity.

Why the heart ache? Due to someone specific? Again, so many questions.

>>24166721
Well earned and or. No superiority, I just think my way is the way to do it not realizing flaws of my own grand design being that it's far less than what everyone else is creating.

You were off by a digit there friend. Post more and you shall grand yourself your wishes.

>Again, so many questions.
Not enough actually.

I'm flashing my router http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Netgear_WNDR3400

>>24166735
At least you are aware of that. Some people never come to any self-awareness. I'd say most people are barely self-aware. See, I'm instilling a sense of superiority in myself by implying I am more self-aware than the average person.

I pulled it again. I wonder for how long before I actually get some sweet digits.

Yeah, probably. You could elaborate though.

I'm just... well, writing and wondering as to why I haven't made myself a coffee.

So I wrote a long reply and my laptop froze dammit.

>>24166584
Braid your hair :---D

I probably disagree ? what do you base the probability on
I realized you were, still in a (You) directed at me and I don't ignore my arguments

What reasons, guitar I guess

I am insensitive and makes your feelings irrelevant to me thus I will continue to bully you with the capital B
Show moar yeas.

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>>24166745
>a coffee.
God, that looks bad.
Some coffee. *
>>24166748
Ah, that shucks.

It's too short. I can barely get a single lock fall over my forehead. It's in a very awkward stage as of now. But, kek, I might try that one day. :-DDD Speaking of braids, why haven't you pulled any off as of lately?

I sometimes hope that whomever I am speaking will disagree. I actually suspect you dislike ties as well, after all you wanted to move to America, far away from any relatives and what not.
I'm bit frustrated I can't help my mother as much as I hoped with buying some small things needed for home. Well, that is admirable.

It has a really wide range. And, I don't know, a good piano sonata can express so much withou a single word. As with Nietzsche, words can barely come close to feeling. Funny how I am choosing an inferior way of self-expression by that logic; writing is all words after all.

;-;

Alright.

>>24166745
Self awareness is critical for your own evaluation so you don't go about thinking you're the one. It's accidental to place yourself above others, but as long as you can drop down a notch you're in a safe spot. I am really shitty at this. I can't give advices whilst struggling with my own internal conflicts. I rather try to give insights in hope that others can contribute.

You have to post at the right moment in order to get the digits you want. At least that's what I've gathered from being on this website, this short time.

Treat yourself with coffee. Please!

>>24166774
Well, I guess. I'm very self aware, and as much as I hate to admit, sensitive. Not the best quality for a man to have, but then again, I don't really want to fit in a certain mold as how should I be or not. Well I realise I am better than some in certain areas, worse in others. In general, it is hard to place oneself on any "ladder". That's alright, just plain talk is alright.

You can snipe digits easily on /soc/ since it is a slow board. It's harder on /int/ or any other really fast board.

I almost did, but I changed my mind.

>>24166573
Speaking of sniffs turning snuff I just put a pen in my nose and I think I cucked my nose somewhere

On the 28th of February 1994

A boi indeed

Neither am I*, please Latvian Anon, LYS
Appreciated, but I do not appreciate being treated like a child
No the dry one is really bad despite its smell, damn those Russians live up to their reputation tho

>They/them/his/her/it/one/cat/bat/bed/key/cup/paper/tire/vAN/TRUCK/SKYSCRAPER/OCEAN/EARTH/SHELF
INB4 muh gender identity
To heat my coldness ?

SEE ABOVE

I'm saying I'm intelligent enough to recognize what another woman wants, men don't need understanding as they are pretty obvious mostly, unless they're Palestinian/Jordanian those are the real "her" in a him body
Glad to know I cause you trouble
Touching yourself already :------D
What will you do for me in return

(That is a blank space)
>When I can even get myself drunk, but I will pretend I stay sober for the sake of full mental clarity

>>24166819
Why would you do that? :-xD-DD

That's a long time ago. You surely aren't a superb meteor, every atom in magnificent glow... I don't actually believe you.

Oh, you're schooling me in English. What does LYS mean?
Well I understand that. Act very mature then. Whomever puts you in that position make a fool out of themselves by doing that.
They surely do. I'm part Russian after all, so eating catfood was surely some sort of an ancestral calling.

No, no inb4 for me.
Not really. A radiators is a six pack of two litre beers. It looks like one then, thus the slang word. That much beer, twelve litres, would surely make you even colder because, well, that would probably mean alcohol poisoning for you.

I looked at my ceeling, what am I supposed to see?

By looking at a picture of them? Didn't know you're a medium, wait for it, an intelligent medium.
> men don't need understanding as they are pretty obvious mostly, unless they're Palestinian/Jordanian those are the real "her" in a him body
I didn't quite get that.
No, but just mentioning something.
What would you want me to do? Well, I could teach you some things, but I'm sure it would bore you, wouldn't it?

(It shouldn't be one)
I let my mind become completely drunk. Absolutely decadent, self-assured and violent is typically the end result.

>>24166828
>>24166829
>>24166830
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>>24166834
(You).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FRYoBy7iT8
>my mind on shitposting
Actually, make that funposting.

Oh my god I actually woke up at a decent time it's 10am and I went to sleep at 5am.
Ha my superior Kaffir metabolism allows me to become well rested even with like 4 hours of sleep, now fite me

Did I miss anything? And I'll need to get on my combuter to find all my (You)s today

>>24166867
Nothing new.

GOAT Talking Heads track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEluoeMLTCI

>>24166838
It happened ?

Well my answer remains unchanged, but I will change it kek (because I can) I think around 2013-ish

>Lick Your Screen
What's not to get ?
No matter how mature I do act, it is not the case, a certain behavior/lifestyle is supposed and I am to abide by it, if I don't, she assumes that it is due to immaturity, that the moment I am mature I will understand that it is the way to be, otherwise she will still have to "teach" me and change me till I reach that point
So long as I am unlike what I am expected to be I am a child
Who here haven't eaten all sorts of shite as a child

You're a BIG guy
And you can take 12 liters of beer ? I thought you were a thin boi

What's a ceeling ?

Nah a general statement, it was you who related rating w girl on an imageboard to woman understanding each other to begin with
Means they're basically women, they think like ones
While touching yourself
But you wouldn't have to worry about that because you're getting paid to do it

(Thus representing the redundancy of the clarification in the brackets of the post earlier)

>>24166762
It's hot, but I have done it a few times last week

I realize I'm just using it against you
But you have at least a little and that's nice

>>24166897
Yes, but how? :x=D

Wasn't that the creative period you spoke about in April or May? Fug I wonder what were you like then.

I tried. Left a bad taste in my mouth.
Well, it sounds like you can't do anything about it in a way that you don't want to act the way she wants you to, and you can't make her feel good if you act the way you act.
Seaweed, ever try that? Was fun.

I can, but it depends on my drinking tempo. I usually drink very fast and in a very short time, so I am usually completely wasted by the time I am at four litres, but going slow means I can drink a lot. It's nothing to be proud of. I guess it is genetics. I am, but my liver isn't probably all that thin.

Ceiling, God that was a stupid mistake.

OH IT'S ME AGAIN?
Your men? That's strange.
Please stop saying that, you are making me uncomfortable. I am Pious after all.
Well yes, but I am not sure if I could get you to understand what I understand, not in as much as I doubt you abilities, but my own capabilities at teaching. Damn it, I actually promised to teach you about philosphy a long time ago.

(Redundant might be your favourite word, but that makes up for short posts and short posts aren't cool)

Good to know, but you almost never take pictures of them. :/

Why would you want to do that?
Little isn't enough.

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>>24166920
Someone asked what I was doing so I put it my nose and took a picture :--D

Eh Idek if I was creative, but I sure had something keeping me going, but lets not talk about that, the joke should've ended at 1994

Was it salty ? :-----------D
Yes exactly
Oh yes I like it kek

You know I can totally forget about those liver problems kek imagine if I do end up with one and have to confess to my drinking crimes

I have a beautiful ceeling

It's always you
It's not, I meant they can be as twisted as women, and have the same tactics in dealing with situations and boy do they love drama
It's working then :---D Pious my ass btw
You did tbqh

I meant your brackets tbqh, leave my use of words I like aloneeee
No you're not cool, my posts are very cool almost as cool as I am
>

I haven't in a while tbqh

It's what I do :---D
Save it for the future when you have another chance.

>>24165905
Wonder if you'll ever have good enough timing to spot me in your ma's room. I found her on Bull'sneedluv.com

Oh oh hoh your getting ahead of me with all these different soviet topics
>If there was only a Mexican to teach me any...
Ehhhh idk if you want that, just go watch that gabriel iglesias"s stand up. You know that I'm not fat I'm fluffy dude, you here one or two of his mexican jokes you'll not want anymore(he does have some good non mexican material sometimes[don't tell anyone I said that])
All that complicated odd ball word means in cigarette, idk where stoge came from but most shit like that came from the skateboarding and surfing culture. Ex: "Yo man I just smoked my last one think I can barrow a stoge" Stoge is the noun in the sentence, while barrow is a dumb use of words since you can't barrow something that is burnable.

You'll probably get that order reversed, we have more of the clueless anarchists. Now if you had any books from germany in the 1930-1940s then you got money flowing out your pockets

>>24165923
Oh california never change, pretty sure he's not a very good driver in that ferrari or his "can't make turns" viper

>>24166709
Damn that pic looks stupid af all I see is her mouth covered in paint, idk why that is but taz doesn't even look like he wants to be there

And yeah why the sense of superiority? Thats never a good thing to bring into the workplace even if its true

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Fuck I forgot to dump all the pic I took last wednesday and tha "eports arena" we go to in santa anna

I've been told on this sight that I should stop complaining about neckbeards cause there just a meme. But I run into them consistently so nothing I can do but make fun of them, right?


Lo and behold one of the rarest of the neck-a-beards: The big fat black weeb

>>24166985
kek. That's a nice picture, but what's up with the meme filters? Also why the hush sign? I won't shut up.

Why not? If there was something, surely the same thing could come about again. I'd like you to elaborate, but you are probably uncomfortable with that.
Well if it is any comfort, from an entirely egoistical perspective it shouldn't have because I wouldn't have someone to talk to now. ;^)

Yes. And disgusting. We call seaweed that washes up on the shore and starts drying up sea-shit because it smeels bad. I ate the fresh variety.

I bet you could handle two two litre beers if you drink carefully. How do you normally drink? You usually don't have much to drink, so you probably bomb it quickly so you get the best price/ammount/drunkedness ratio.

Show it to me, pls ;-;

Yes, but I have literally done nothing wrong, just like Hitler, I keep it 6 million.
I remember a guy I know saying this "I'm so sick with being in conflict with this woman. Would she be a man, I'd just knock him out and we'd be done with it." I guess things are simpler her, although men do get in drama as well.
What is working? :-DDD Call me Poe or Finnegan then. :-xD
Seriously enough, I haven't got the clue how could I do that. Maybe I should assign you something to read? Actually, I could get you through the Greeks in a couple of months like that.

No, I am too aware of them now. :-d
Why are you bullying me again? Don't forget that vocaroo. Listen to it for a couple of hours now and repent.
>
>
>

Yes, you haven't!

Y tho. Is it really that satisfactory?
Save what? I thought you were tlaking about money kek.

>>24166182
Don't snitch to the south africans about me pls, I barley understand their accent
it going to take decades to find out what this dawg is loyal too
>Cheese sandwich
Sounds like something me sister would make and fuck up lol. Whats stopping you from making one anyways, thats like 5 mins of your time

Pls remind to watch what I say about your family then, I'd hate to have some niggers talking behind my back "cause I no got gold chain and comfy sandals"
If your handy with one you'll never need to practice, its just inherit cause your a murder, I blame my parents for making me butcher meat for bbqs.
>I love cats too much to practice
Lol
What are stray dags for anyways?

Best thing to do with co workers is always be in a good "fake" mood and just be that neutral guy and don't ask to many personal questions or you'll get their god damn life story.

Still need to find someone to train me in fun fu tbqh

Dude I was probably 16 or 17 my friend was prob 18. All we could do is look at each other. My mom asked my friend if he wanted a soda too, he looked at my dad and humbly replied, "no thank you". It was like an anime when you see someone aura and reflecting glasses
Thats the the same shit my mom will do sometimes when she does want to cook. Feeding my ass shouldn't be priority

>so fucking pretentious
Thats a pretty chill fag right there, I should find a gay friend(that doesn't want my bbc) so we can shit on basic bitches all day long
>I said they're fucking ugly
Why tha fuck are you so chill I ask?

Damn son did you see anything good during that blood sport? And do most arab woman scratch eachother like that? Not a fan me thinks
Idk if I'll ever want to meat your family know, sounds like they'll talk shit after I leave the door like mine does

>>24166242
That wasn't even a good pic of my room since I blocked most of it, but you got some of those sharp hawk eyes my friend

Blacks know about interior design to fampie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dn13feGXsQ
>>24166815
You are your own critic which can be misleading. Not the greatest quality for anyone to have. Being the man is difficult. Being sensitive is indeed bad. You have to be critiqued or else how are you going to know in what areas to improve. Nobody is perfect and some are and will be better in one area and lack the other. Placing oneself on a ladder is difficult but knowing who is on that ladder is rather valuable to oneself to know where to stand. Talk is always good.

It is a slow board, or what I've gathered. Digits must meet the standards. Damn perfectionism.

Me too, if it wasn't for the captchas. I heard there is a gold account I can buy.

>>24167006
>Damn that pic looks stupid af all I see is her mouth covered in paint, idk why that is but taz doesn't even look like he wants to be there
I agree.
>And yeah why the sense of superiority? Thats never a good thing to bring into the workplace even if its true
There are times. You have them too, no reason to deny.

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And this pic will be my absolute fav till the day I die. They had this ad on a side of a strip club.
I only ever go to them for the ugly girls and three is a bretty high number if you ask me

>>24167037
Never at work cause I was automatically out classed cause most of them were real mechanics, and they were all three times older than me. But maybe with friends but thats pretty much it. Being that prideful can land you in hot water man I've seen it happen to many times.
Usually ends up with that said guy explaining to everyone how everyone else fucked up except him and then the arguing begins

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GOOD SHITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-eiCR_PqA

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>>24167041
UP

>>24167006
I'd spot you real fast pham, I got that nigger sensor one of them /pol/ folk sold me. I'm sure you did. ;')

You can always get a sense of Soviet experience by having an ignorant old man from Eastern Europe speak to you of politics.
>Oh it was a golden time!

Maybe I do. ;) I don't watch standups. I once watched one with a nigger and he said he hated niggers. Third time I use word nigger, actually fourth. He said he'd join KKK if he could.
>i'm not fat, i'm fluffy
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS>?!
I will tell 'em all.
Thank you for your etymological help. You should study linguistics. You'd be professors and shiet then.

Who brought them all? None, sadly. :/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MElkwgridng
22:25
Best shit.

>>24167037
No idea what I just listened to.

Of course, you can't gauge yourself completely accurately, but neither can anyone else, in fact truth is a meme. I've learnt to handle it by acting brashly, being incosiderable of others, but I don't think that always works. I'm not afraid of critique though, sometimes I really finding myself yearning for some. "Silence is golden, talk is silver."

Indeed, every tenth post a dubs post.

Yes, but I am not sponsoring the gook Moot.

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>>24167062
Very true. Hot water does sting if you're in in for too long, not to mention swimming. Warm water is where it has to be, just right. Not too hot, not too cold and all is all right. I know what you're saying and I'll lean with it. I'm fairly simple and easy person. I like good, rational ideas. I am irrational and I have bad ideas at times and I need someone to tell me that.

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BUMP

Bimp

>>24167087
not bad very classical
>>24167095
Silence is golder and talk is silver. Truth is a meme. Truth is what we chose to be the truth. Not an axiom or any form of law.

Every tenth and yet I haven't been blessed by the possibility gods. maybe they are unreal and made up. Makes one to believe.

Oh who is Moot?

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MEME PICTURES

Bum

P

Bu

mp

>>24167137
I listen to lots of classical. Can recommend some more, but I guess it depends on what you already like.

Yes, that's why I am saying there isn't an absolute truth, a la Plato or philosphical Idealism.

Have you praised Kek, the meme God? Here, praise KEK! Let's see if that worked.

Guy who created this website.

B u m p
u
m
p

Bup

>>24167027
It's the first thing I notice about anyone's house and determines whether or not they will survive rapture.

You good.

bump?

>>24167157
Yeah I had cds and cassets back in my days. I'll take recommendations.

Plato

I don't know the kek god yet. I mgiht as well since I am not getting my digital output.

Looks like he left few years ago. Facebook?