New assumption thread

no fuck of whore

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>>24157641
You have a LOT of stuffed animals

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>>24157641
stacy

>>24157643
No u bb :*

>>24157641
You're ugly af. Stop shopping your pics btw lol

>>24157645
Sooo trueee
You've gotta t an analytical mind
>>24157646
That's the best name assumption I've had but it's belle
You want to be/are in the military

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>>24157641
You have a dog thats one of your best friends that you love to see everytime you get home. You look really nice and a fun person to talk to.

>>24157645
Yoube kicked a few dudes in the nads

>>24157646
You hate jews.

>>24157652
It's not a name assumption dumbass. It's a nice of way of saying you're basic as shit

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>>24157654
cheeky bastard
>>24157646
kind of cold, but that might just be your eyes
>>24157645
some issues but intellectual and artsy
>>24157641
somehow normal american girl

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>>24157641
Quriky but sincere when needed, intelligent, artsy, friendly, social, outgoing.

>>24157645
Independent, really love dark comedies, don't have a lot of friends but the one you do have you're tight af with.

>>24157646
Perceptive, headstrong, has the power of telekinesis or mind reading(the pose). Kinda nerdy but you manage to get along with just about everyone. Probably some uni level education.

>>24157654
Works in social services, don't handle stress very well, genuinely caring and empathetic.

>>24157663
No u :*

>>24157641
must be smart with this 5head

>>24157682
>>24157645
Sorry, meant to say the "ones" you have, not the "one".

>>24157682
haven't seen you on mtfg in a while lmao

>>24157654
Real men fight with their fists desu

>>24157697
I get bored.

>>24157703
your assumptions are mostly right btw.
Except for the friends part.

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>>24157641
Economics bore you
>>24157645
You don't have time for egomaniacs ..any more
>>24157646
Envy is your downfall
>>24157654
Drugs are overrated, in your opinion
>>24157671
Your friendships are deep-seated
>>24157682
A small obsession with some kind of manufactured product.

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>>24157641
bossy

>>24157645
likes being different

>>24157646
narcissism issues

>>24157654
plays guitar or any other instrument

>>24157671
organised,well put together

>>24157682
introverted,easy going,sincere

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>>24157646
Chad

>>24157641
i assume id like to stick my dick in you

>>24157641
you post a lot of pictures on facebook and instagram. You get what you want from your parents
>>24157645
You are firm to the ground, accepts reality for what it is. Always try to do better but know that there are people better than you.
>>24157646
You were once a jerk a long time ago and still hold guild inside of you and always try to change yourself as a person. Many will see you for who you once were but you try to prove you aren't.
>>24157654
very kind to the heart, you are a musician, most likely have done psychedelics, maybe skateboarding, you enjoy nature
>>24157671
You are an adventurous person. Materialism gets in your way a lot. You have a lot of people by your side but you don't know which ones are friends and which ones aren't
>>24157682
You live a regular life. You enjoy what you have and will most likely do good in your future as long as you put effort into it. Not many people talk to you but if they gave you a chance you would become their friend instantly.
>>24157728
Very experimental life. You have changed a lot from when you were small. You were once very quiet but now outgoing. Still have many questions about life. Later on you will most likely change again and look back at your past and laugh at yourself.
>>24157758
You like anime, your favorite animal is cat. You could not fit in with society so you made many new and diverse friends on social webcam chat rooms. You don't know what you are doing in life yet but will eventually find your ways.

>>24157793
Both no

>>24157793
I think you're about right

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>>24157778
Cries to sleep a lot
>>24157758
Has a lot of pets and likes to draw
>>24157728
Cool guy. Has a tight group of friends
>>24157682
Genuine guy. Caring and responsible. Pretty chill.
>>24157671
Kinda rude. Has a lot of friends however. >>24157654
Awesome guy. Fun to hang out with. >>24157646
Has some great stories, but is bad at telling them.
>>24157645
Doesn't like to go out much.
>>24157641
You do your own thing. Doesn't worry much about others.

Work is dead right now.

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>>24157654
you listen to mac demarco on mp3 file recordings of vinyls. undertones of femininity in the way you dress
>>24157671
everyones assumptions of you so far really.
>>24157682
youre a guy that does things in moderation and thats cool, until you get absolutely fucking wasted which when you decide to transgress your apathy at bursts of confidence at parties
>>24157758
you try your best to be equally nice to everyone, and like other anons said youre into sketching and have a cat that you love dearly
>>24157883
something about your slightly forced expression man. you feel lost in life currently and youre undergoing the hereafter of an existential crisis and youre trying to desperately find meaning through interacting with cosmopolitans of /soc/

>>24157980
Damn dude. Spot on. Even though I feel you wrote that jokingly.

>>24157793
Damn dude you got it pretty spot on except for the musician. Man i love shrooms.

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Hi :)

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>>24157641
You used to play an instrument as a kid, but you forgot how and haven't the clue nowadays.
>>24157645
You used dress in much more color.
>>24157646
You've really lonely.
>>24157654
People think that you do drugs.
>>24157671
You hike a lot.
>>24157682
You're really tall.
>>24157728
You've read English translations of well known Russian classics.
>>24157758
You used to be very overweight.
>>24157778
>4chan savename
>>24157830
You play piano. You're pretty good.
>>24157883
You want to grow out a beard, but your facial hair seems to be growing very slow.
>>24157980
Into some really dank memes.
>>24158026
You're a summerfag.

>>24158155
Oh :(

>>24158155
>You used dress in much more color.
Nah I'm much more colorful now even in monochrome

>>24157988
Nobody ever guesses I'm a musician :(

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>>24157654
420 fan.
>>24157671
Swedish, by any chance?
>>24157682
You succeed a lot at most things you take on.
>>24157728
You like to party; but don't really do it often.
>>24157758
Very self-concious. You also have many friends.
>>24157883
No bad habits here, but you're relatively mischievous compared to your social circle.
>>24158026
Lots of bikini shots on fb.
>>24158155
Eastern European. Likes/liked rap music, wanted to be a rapper in school but grew out of it.

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>>24158513
A lesbian feminist who hates men with a passion
>>24158445
Tried to join the military but got turned away at the recruiters office. Now works in construction
>>24158155
Russian. Stays up all night on the computer, either playing games or shitposting.
>>24158026
You have low self esteem because everybody calls you a ginger

>>24158568
idolizes dan bilzerian
watches leafyishere
owns a meninist shirt
insecure

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>>24158568
you will beat your wife
>>24158513
you have close, good, honest friends (maybe just online, but still). you're creative but will persue different kind of career
>>24157645
a badass but also warm person
takes care of others but not very fond of children
>>24157671
good person
likable
doesn't like french cinema

>>24157641
You photoshop everything you post and it's really obvious

>>24158445
nope. your shirt looks czech or sth
>>24158632
yes I do but don't know many
I guess you do like them

>>24158638
Lol I don't but ok

>>24157641
you love attention more than anything else
>>24157645
you know about fashion and made yourself look intellectual though you might or might no be
>>24157646
you hate women but you want sex, you fell for the /fit/ meme
>>24157654
if man, you look pretty friendly though you probably have a style that doesn't match the people that you want to be friends with
>>24157671
>hiking interests me
>>24157682
nu male
>>24157728
peter pan syndrome
>>24157758
you are boring and have nothing interesting to say, though you might be a good friend
>>24157830
(you)
>>24157883
you don't like being the center of atenttion but you still want to experience what's it like
>>24157980
ubermensch
>>24158026
(you)
>>24158155
you have low self esteem and think you don't deserve much, but your life isn't that bad and you could do more if you tried
>>24158445
you play pokemon go
>>24158513
>1 post by this ID
>>24158568
you love your mom and you like being touchy with other people
>>24158632
you like Refn and Gaspar Noe
>>24158647
you have a lot of friends and you are an all around likeable person though you feel alone at the end of the day

>>24158743
Whore asf Lol

>>24158838
You sound like you're upset cause you know she'd shut you down

>>24157641
Is torn between living with her famy and trying to start something new for herself
>>24157645
Leads a strict lifestyle
>>24157646
You are hard to judge, but Id say youre depressed at times
>>24157654
Happy and fun person
>>24157671
(I call you eggman in my head)
Im guessing you like eggs with the sunny side up, that still tend to have somewhat runny egg yolk
>>24157682
You used to be somewhat insecure
>>24157728
You like the occasional glass of red wine
>>24157758
You seem like you're bored with life
>>24157778
You look too young to be on here
>>24157830
Is worried about how others perceive her
>>24157883
Doesnt know himself why he wears the apron
>>24157980
Youre in touch with yourself
>>24158026
Still has a bland personality
(You confirm this by posting exactly the same picture as in the last thread I visited

Time for the next wave

>>24158155
You set up your laptop at your grannies
>>24158445
Looks like he was/is in the army
>>24158513
Plans to study philosophy
>>24158568
At least comes outside for an anon
>>24158632
You are hard to judge.
But Id say you would be an unordinary person because you like weird conversations
>>24158743
You are aware of the fact that your breast bring the attention away from your face, and that is partly why you dress that way. The other half consists of you just being proud of your rack.
>>24158868
Nothing comes to my mind, except that youd enjoy Cappuccino

>>24157641

add me on skype hmclean44

i think we used to chat

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>>24158743 u like to show of yor boobs and/or lett your friends tuch them
>>24158868 ur kind of a nasty(slutish) gf

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>>24157641
you have a friendly, optimistic personality

>>24157645
smart (you have intelligent features imo)

>>24157646
tool

>>24157654
easy going m8 good for a few laughs

>>24157671
quirky, awkward, but a pleasure to be around

>>24157671
rife with insecurities

>>24157728
A pseudo-intellectual

>>24157758
friendly and compassionate

>>24157778
fuckboi

>>24157830
didn't do very well in english class

>>24157883
somewhat awkward, probably in a cringey way

>>24157980
intelligent and bored with where he currently is in life

>>24158155
= >>24157646

>>24158445
A classic victim of genetics and an unfavourable environment

>>24158568
deals with otherwise overwhelming insecurities through mental dissonance and aggressive projection

>>24158632
snarky, but in a likeable way

>>24159176
**>>24157682 rife w/ insecurities

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>>24157778
Robot

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>>24159276
You're probably a very angry guy Stanley, you should try and come to terms with yourself.

>>24159263
you seem familiar....

>>24158743
>>24158868
>>24159276
>>24159290
>1 post by this ID

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Whatcha got?

>>24159423
>1 post by this ID

>>24159452
Kind of a cunt
>>24159423
The BFF not the main girl
>>24159176
Likes Joey from Friends
>>24159137
Thinks he will survive zombie apocalypse, won't.

>>24158724
>no picture by this id

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>>24159176
Well spoken, good sense of humor. Likes to dance
>>24159263
Quiet, keeps to himself, cynical
>>24159276
Pessimistic dispite efforts to improve
>>24159290
Utilizes great sense of humor to compensate for issues of confidence. Have good close friends
>>24159423
Interested in fashion and makeup. Likes to party, fun personality.

>>24159263
remind me of a friend who travelled from australia to work under a republican politician, but I mean hey that's just going off ur face

>>24159276
boring

>>24159511
The kinda person I that I'd be glad to meet (I do like dancing ^-^)

>>24157641
You only visit /soc/
>>24157645
You are in control
>>24157646
You're reclusive
>>24157654
You like Weird Al's songs
>>24157671
Outgoing
>>24157682
You like your face

>>24159423
you really like house of cards

>>24159511
you once broke your leg really really badly

>>24159720
your parents moved around a lot as a kid

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>>24159754
forgot pic lol

>>24159511
Pretty far off desu.
You seem like a bright eyed, outgoing person. Pretty well adjusted, but with a few quirks.

>>24159720
You remind me of a guy I studied with.
Your face indicates discontent or sadness, but it might just be a resting/serious look.

>>24159754
True as hell
>>24159774
Sadness and constant discomfort, so yeah pretty much

>>24159783
Honestly, the first thing that came to my mind was how easy it is to imagine you being very successful later in life. The constant sadness and discomfort now is prepping you to be stronger (mentally) for when you're older.
Just remember, things will always get better. Then they will get worse, then better, then worse etc... keeping that in mind helps me out anyway. Good luck bud!

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>>24157758
Nerdy
>>24158026
Uptight
>>24158632
Interesting
>>24158743
Attention seeker
>>24158868
Shy
>>24159423
Party girl
>>24159511
Mysterious

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>>24157778
sad boys

>>24158026
attached gf type. maybe stayed at home a lot.

>>24157980
either artistic or really into rap. idk

>>24158155
looks like intp

>>24158568
bi curious lol

>>24158445
watches/listens to self help maybe?

>>24158632
get's mistaken for a good girl or vice versa?


ayy

>>24157641
comes across as cold, you weren't popular in high school

>>24157758
scared of the adult world

>>24158026
you crave being liked by others

>>24158632
sassy, well off, good relationship with your father

>>24158743
airhead

>>24158868
you're kind, sometimes too much for your own good

>>24159423
you apply make up with an airbrush

>>24159511
you've given rimjobs

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>>24160923
European, loves soccer/football
>>24160888
Got bullied in high school then started hitting the gym and got /fit/
>>24159755
Loves hiking and craft beer, lives in the mountains
>>24159720
Owns an Xbox and plays it religiously
>>24159511
Jewish and likes the goth aesthetic
>>24159423
Posts on instagram nearly daily
>>24159307
shy
>>24159290
watches vlogs on youtube
>>24159276
plays at least one instrument, probably guitar
>>24159263
has delivered pizzas at some point in his life
>>24159176
hella gay
>>24159137
neo-nazi

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>>24157682
Gamer (specifically PC)

>>24157728
Sarcastic, loves to offend people

>>24157758
Loves anime and acts hih half the time, when you're really not

>>24157778
Deals weed, brags about it

>>24157883
Procrastinator, too lazy to turn the picture right-side up

>>24157980
Enjoys listening to Childish Gambino while sipping on some form of drink, alcoholic or not

>>24158026
Disgustingly happy, so much so that you're the person who loves mondays. Dear god.

>>24158155
Enjoys camping, used to have long hair and smoked but not anymore

>>24158445
Skips leg day

>>24158513
Man hater, uses tumblr, believes in the wage gap with a burning passion

>>24158632
Party girl, likes sex a little too much for your own good

>>24158743
The type of girl to get unsolicited dick pics on snapchat and send nudes back

>>24158868
Has a great taste in music, enjoys rock and edm but no one would guess that

>>24159137
Has tried to give himself a blowjob more then once

>>24159176
Wants to be the gay Chad of your group of friends, but isn't

>>24159263
stereotypical "i drive a pickup truck" guy

>>24159423
Wears black lipstick daily

>>24159511
Party girl but not the one who gets blasted drunk, the one you'd want to chill with

>>24160888
Listens to Katy Perry, doesn't like to admit it

>>24160923
Sup Chad
Goes to the gym every day in orderto take a shirtless selfie and post it on Instagram with the caption "progress"

>>24161042
Has three friends, refuses to talk to new people

>>24161082
You actually got me right! Everything you said is true. I'm impressed.

>>24161106
which one we're you?

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>>24161082
always joking around, funny voice
>>24160923
a bit lazy but alright, only likes sports, vidya, sex
>>24160888
sporty and nerdy at the same time
>>24159755
works with wood
>>24159720
geologist or observes birds
>>24159511
healthgoth, has a youtube channel
>>24159423
used to be pessimist but then started to enjoy things
>>24159307
you did some gap year thing in africa
>>24159290
watches sports, likes beer

>>24161115
This one. The ID still remains. >>24158155
I smoked cigarettes though. You probably meant weed, but I've dabbled with that as well, it was pretty eh for me.

>>24161148
Oh i just noticed, im smart

>>24161142
fairly accurate

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Sometimes Im afraid to post, because I fear what I will write :^)

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>>24158568
Professional shitposter
>>24158632
Loud in bed
>>24158743
Didn't try hard in school
>>24158868
Posts inspiring quotes on Facebook
>>24159137
Eccentric but makes a great coffee
>>24159176
Insecure, uses Snapchat a lot
>>24159290
Has a big dick but doesn't get to use it too often
>>24159423
Had a lesbian experience with their friend
>>24159511
Pleb who loves all the mainstream shows
>>24159755
Alt-right winger
>>24160923
Chad
>>24161042
Virgin
>>24161082
/pol/ack and Baneposter

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>>24158026
Bump :D

>>24158026
>>24161447
Has a nice smile and knows it's nice

>>24161454
I've often been told on here I have a psycho smile haha

>>24161456
Maybe it does look a bit aggressive for a smile but it could just show you're overly happy, which is a good thing. I think the big eyes also sell it a bit, since you've got a bit of a crazy eyes thing going on

>>24161466
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :P

>>24161472
Depends on the person. I like it though. Endearing, would be fun to tease about.

>>24161478
Yay :D

>>24161447
likes summer
>>24161429
sometimes watches cartoon shows
>>24161364
serious, college student

>>24161508
Is there anyone that doesn't like summer though?

>>24159736
oh my, no

>>24161082
Got me here m8. Guilty as charged.

>>24157645
Lesbian, could probably turn >>24157641 into a duke.
>>24157641
Easily swayed, can be turned into a dyke by friends.
>>24157654
You want to be a trap on the low.
>>24157758
Image issues, you think you're uggo but you're about average or above.
>>24158026
Had multiple fuckbuddies.
>>24161447
Self-esteem issues, you were so scared to post yourself you greyscaled the photo so no one could see you.
>>24159511
Edgy emo with anger issues.(Not an assumption btw).
>>24159423
Thinks makeup will fix her image issues.
>>24158868
Pretty face, ugly personality. Used to getting what you want.
>>24158743
You're about 1 lip or breast implant away from exploding.
>>24158632
Likes the attention you get from being a girl. Mostly clueless.

The rest of you are most likely gay or 'bi'.

>>24161842
I have a lot of pictures of me on here :)
Decided to start with a different one this time, and it happened to be greyscaled :P

>>24161508
I just got more serious since I figured out what type of master degree I want.

But I used to be busy with everything except studying.

>>24162079
Has nailed the /r9k/ look

>>24161842
lmao

>>24157641

Spoiled clueless American. Dumb. Will get a dumb rich kid to support you and never do shit in life. Will divorce for settlement.

>>24157645

It's hard to tell with you, You are a hipster. You are from a fairly well off family, but a disappoint to them, so for whatever reason you support yourself. You think of yourself as an intellectual. Need less make-up and myspace angles to tell more.

>>24157646

Might be a virgin, though due to higher standards than complete lack of choice. Does not earn a lot. Hard to tell with you.

>>24157654

Into art or music. Probably pothead. Happy go-lucky attitude. From a good family that loved him.

>>24157671

No idea. Probably a spoiled rich kid that snowboards.

>>24157682

Poor family, short, tries too hard. No real friends or gf.

>>24157728

Same as above.

>>24157758

Chubby cheeks, so who cares. Can tell right away that you think too much of yourself.

>>24157778

Tryhard pussy. Please don't do finance in college and do real major, for your sake.

>Cries to sleep a lot

Saw anon say that about you - it's true.

>>24162449

>>24157883

Spoiled little cunt with a trustfund. Thinks he is hot shit. No significant accomplishments in any real regard.

>>24157980

Poor family. Good guy. Religious. Disappointed by life.

>>24158026

Same as OP.

>>24158155

Russian.

>>24158445

People think you are a serial killer. You hate your life.

>>24158513

Artsy trash. Tries to be intellectual but isn't smart.

>>24158568

HOHOL ALERT

>>24158632

Who the fuck knows. Gives off boring vibe.

Best two fags in this thread so far:

>>24157645
>>24157646

Tell me if I am correct. (Quote or link to who you are)

>>24157728
you aren't as smart as you think you are

>>24157758
you date/fuck people who are better looking than you, without trying.

>>24161447
You lost an eye and are now colorblind.

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>>24162449
>It's hard to tell with you, You are a hipster.
I guess that's pretty spot on
>You are from a fairly well off family
Nope poor as shit!
>but a disappoint to them
Mostly true
>so for whatever reason you support yourself
True
>You think of yourself as an intellectual.
Not even slightly. Im an idiot.

> Need less make-up and myspace angles to tell more.
I need them pham
Here's less makeup and angles

>best two fags in this thread
What did he mean by this

>>24159176
>>24159176
You look like you might've been going for the look, but for some reason I don't think you know Ferris Bueller.

You're gonna keep that hair style until your hairline is behind your ears.

>>24162449
Looool I pay for my own college and made the deans list twice

>>24162557

Means two things:
1. I don't fully understand who you are.
2. I consider you potentially interesting enough to care about #1.

But yea, this pic really doesn't help much in terms of myspace angles and makeup. You seem to have pretty decent facial structure, so I am not sure why you feel you need them, but whateva.

Anyway, moving back to >>24157646: are you a megalomaniac bro? Tell the truth.

>>24161508
>sometimes watches cartoon shows
Used to like them a lot, don't think I've watched one in years though

>>24162641

>made the deans list twice

lol, that's like what, a 3.6?

>Looool I pay for my own college

Tell your lies to someone who doesn't know basic math. Tuition is 10k. Living expenses are 10k. No way you are working full time. No way you are making more than $12 unless it's through daddy or you are sucking dicks, and you only suck dicks for long-term entrapment.

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>>24158026
>>24161447
Bump :D

>>24162648
>so I am not sure why you feel you need them,
Honestly, because I'm Trans

>>24162722

Oh, I legit couldn't tell. Lots of surgery on nose?

I would ask you why and your life story, but it would take way longer to understand than what can be discussed here.

>>24162699

I honestly wouldn't know what to say to you. Like, I can't possibly imagine talking to you about any real topic.

I think you are at risk for a midlife crisis / are bad at dealing with bad news. Or, maybe you had some crisis in life, and this is your escapism. But I doubt it.

>>24162744
Midlife crisis?
That's a bit early haha

>>24162747

I mean in the future. If life goes wrong somehow. The point is that I think you live in a magical world that is distant from reality as most people understand it. Far more so than our pothead friends here.

>>24162744
Nope no surgery. There's a difference between because I just got good at contouring desu
Eh it's not that interesting really

>>24162758

>Eh it's not that interesting really

Dunno - this is just conversation at this point, but going trans is a huge decision that I can't possibly imagine people justifying. Before surgery/hormones, you are basically a freak to 99% of the population if they find out. Surgery and hormone treatments have a huge amount of potential complications. Even minor surgery is bad enough. Turning a dick into a vagina is just asking for life-long pain (though people will argue against this, but I actually read the research - a vast majority never actually enjoy their new organs). Etc, etc. So I guess, my question, which you don't need to answer, is why people would ever make that step.

Also, I am really not judging you, just pointing out the shit you are probably experiencing all the time.

I would be curious as to what you looked like before. But it's a mild curiosity, no need to post pre pics if you haven't before.

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>>24162804
The short answer is because there isn't really another choice. You mentioned about being being freaks to the general population which is true. I mean that stopped me for a long time. I didn't want to be a freak. I didn't want to get laughed at and ostracized. I thought I could live a normal life as a man. But of course I was wrong. I don't even remember a lot because I was chronically depressed. Drank a lot. I tried to kill myself as well to save the shame of being a freak. I didn't really understand what it was.
Now best for evidence for a biological basis is that there are critical periods of androgenisation in utero, and it's basically when one of these fucks up that this happens.
People see surgery and hormones and everything as extreme, but this is the only efficacious treatment. It's a medical issues relating to body incongruence. I'm just fixing it. Because nothing else will.
I'm not explaining it right. Idk. People are Trans for medical reasons and the only medical cure is transitioning I guess.

Eh I don't mind. I was pretty handsome

>>24162804
People take that step because life before is a he'll you need to escape from one way or another.
It feels like watching a movie, of a life, of a person who represents everything you hate and is wrong with you.

>>24162878
>It feels like watching a movie, of a life, of a person who represents everything you hate and is wrong with you.

Thats probably one of the best parables ive read :0

>>24162804
>>24162804
Ask for her details and get a room already, anon. Geeze.

This thread is for making cheeky remarks about poster's appearances. So, post your pic and I'll tell you that you look like you want to stuff a tranny.

But seriously, transgender fascinates me as well. The decision to transition in one way or another must be incredibly difficult. If I were faced with that plight I don't think I could do it unless I could pass pretty damned close to 100% of the time. Not just because I'd be afraid of being checked, but also because being obvious would make me feel even more alienated by my own body. I recommend checking out Blaire White and Theryn Meyer on YouTube if you're interested in "conversation" with trannies.

>>24162910

N-no h-homo?

It's not that I am particularly interested in trannies specifically, just people with fucked up lives, I guess.

>>24162864
>>24162878

Not sure why new id, but yea, that guy is pretty hot.

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>>24162557
you play the bass and study russian literature
>>24162699
you train girls in cheerleading

>>24162953
I don't do cheerleading :P

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>>24157641
vegetarian

>>24157671
likes going hiking/camping

>>24157778
nationally ranked in a video game

>>24158026
job in HR, really pleasant

>>24158632
enjoys drinking games with the guys

>>24159423
works in retail

>>24159755
Australian? likes to party

>>24162699
longest snapchat story of all your friends

>>24162971
Never put any snapchats in my story :P

>>24162935
Same. The topic is pretty engrossing. I don't know if the other anon would consider her life fucked up tho. You can face adversity without imploding. She passes really well, too. I couldn't tell by her first pic.

>>24162953
I do play bass but the closest I've come to Russian literature is reading Lolita when I was 18

>>24162935
Lmao u fucking shit

I'm out walking and there's a few WiFi spots I connect passing by.

>>24162910
You have a really good grasp on this and how a lot of people feel beforehand. Especially Trans women.

>Not just because I'd be afraid of being checked, but also because being obvious would make me feel even more alienated by my own body.
Like seriously, are you sure you're not a tranny??

But yeah you're right about the thread. Back to bantz

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>>24162971
Uses contact lenses
>>24162953
Hates dogs
>>24162948
Posts in several /soc/ threads
>>24162864
Does ecstasy

>>24162978
Nope, not a tranny. But I might be the most empathetic person in the world.

>>24162986
i don't actually, i do wear glasses sometimes though

>>24162986

Middle class family. Obviously into hiking. Not ex-military (which a lot of hiking people are). College education, but a job paying less than industry standard for major or an unrelated-to-major job. Will marry a quite professional (likely foreign) girl. Can't into mechanics or sports. Likely plays tabletop.

>>24162992
>>24162977
Well good job then. There needs to be more people like you.

Yeah I really don't think I'm fucked up. I mean I still have problems. I still get depressed. But I'm engaged, I have friends, a future, a niece to dote on. I was fucked up before, but I'm ok now.

>>24158026
Dummy

>>24163011
Wow not bad.

Working class though, college educated and have a history of only dating foreign women.

Really nice effort/10

>>24163020

I know your type of person, but I don't really understand what drives you guys to be the way you are. What were your general thoughts on life, when you were, say, 10. What's your biggest fear in life, biggest goal? I understand if you don't feel comfortable talking about it.

>>24163012

>Lmao u fucking shit
>Yeah I really don't think I'm fucked up.

You know what I meant, goddamnit.

>>24163045
I'm ambitious, but have no particular drive in a specific direction. I've always been the "brainiac" in the family like.

And you can't honestly judge me based on one image; the image doesn't explain my excessively dark sense of humour, my love for womanising, my low self-esteem, my love of knowledge for knowledges sake or my vegetarianism (etc etc)

>>24163012
Glad to hear it. But I'm not sure whether I should be aggravated by how much you looked like Josh Hartnett before, or if I should be relieved that there's one less handsome man out there to compete with.

>>24162971
You're gonna be the decent looking, stable guy that the love of my life inevitably settles down with after I've pathetically pined for a few years.

>>24162948
When you hit the legal drinking age your friends will have to carry you up your 4-story-walk-up dormitory. One of them will be covered in your vomit and the other will have gotten the number of that friend-of-a-friend chick that showed up for your party, whom you'll have been too drunk and nervous to approach.

>>24162953
At least one of your exes had a habit of telling you how much they loved your just-right curls.

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UwU

>>24163086
You're not a very good driver and you spend more than 15 mins a day on doing your hair.
>>24162986
You are at least bi, maybe gay, or closeted
>>24162971
You some times pretend to be ugly on the Internet

>>24163065

>I'm ambitious, but have no particular drive in a specific direction. I've always been the "brainiac" in the family like.

This sounds about right. People like you tend to have their shit together, but settle in situations they can fully control, which means reigning in ambition.

>And you can't honestly judge me based on one image

Of course note. I couldn't tell our resident tranny is a tranny. You can get a general vibe though.

>my love for womanising

Be honest though, it's with easily available girls.

> my low self-esteem

This goes hand in hand with the other two parts green-texted.

>>24163102
Nice try, but nope. I certainly wouldn't be afraid to come out if I felt that way!

>>24163105
Not easy women; I prefer the challenge, as it makes me feel better about myself. Then again recently I met a girl on my teacher training course and I saw her as leagues above me; I managed to pull and ended up liking her enough that I think I wanna stick around for this one!

>>24163112

>Not easy women; I prefer the challenge, as it makes me feel better about myself. Then again recently I met a girl on my teacher training course and I saw her as leagues above me; I managed to pull and ended up liking her enough that I think I wanna stick around for this one!

I dunno if I believe you on this one.

>>24163102
ur right on one thing. I spend 0 time on my hair actually, I just leave it how it is when I wakeup

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>>24157641
Pretends not to be affected but is influenced easily.
>>24157645
Tense. Feels she has a lot to lose.
>>24157646
Smug.
>>24157654
Is no longer fazed by the words dude weed lmao.
>>24157671
Ruder, more cynical version of markiplier.
>>24157682
Even keeled.
>>24157728
Pretentious.
>>24157758
Introverted and bubbly.
>>24157778
Wasn't ready for his life. Too sensitive and is compensating for it.
>>24157883
Working towards independence, but is still very much a kid
>>24157980
Cool older brother type who tries to share his knowledge with people who need it. Tries to understand and rationalize the things he felt were harsh or even traumatic in his youth.
>>24158155
Decided a couple of years ago that he wants to be a stoic.
>>24158513
Had to muster up a lot of courage to post. Doesn't like being underestimated, which happens frequently and somewhat unjustly.
>>24158568
A simple person who leads a simple life and sees relationships as hierarchies.
>>24158632
Always travels in a pack with two girlfriends who are slightly worse off than she is, making herself look better in the process.
>>24158868
What everyone else said.
>>24159137
Genetic trash. Started the day browsing escorts on craigslist but ended up here clicking links haphazardly.
>>24159176
Tries too hard to be an "alpha" and is afraid of being a "nice guy."
>>24159276
Gets pranked by everyone around him.
>>24159307
Someone whose life has devolved and is seeking a place of solace, somewhere to rest and recoup.
>>24159423
Spunky personality. Frenetic lifestyle.
>>24159511
Too cute for words and she knows it.
>>24159720
IT and likes hiking. Works to be acknowledged by his peers.
>>24160888
Very apathetic. An observer who is reluctant to act. Doesn't try at all, but doesn't mind hard work either.
>>24160923
Too indecisive.
>>24161082
Likes open spaces and thinks on his feet. Immune to bullies in school thanks to his sharp wit and ability to fade away into the background.
>>24161429
A good musician

>>24163117
Being 100% honest here. The better the challenge, the better it feels when you succeed. I avoid overly easy women (as I'm naturally picky).

>>24163086
You have a poor opinion of your looks and personality. You think you're boring but that doesn't stop you from trying to be interesting, which leads to an awkward moment from time to time. You think you're better looking than you are, but not good enough for your liking. And it didn't stop you from getting that nose ring. You still don't know why you did it.

>>24162986
You enjoy being by yourself and you tend to be alone most of the time. One of your goals in life is finding someone to share that space with, without ruining it. Also, compliments on your eyes are bittersweet.

>>24163126
When kids bullied you in school they'd hiss, "7 daaaaaaaysss" or make that weird throat crackling sound. Or maybe not. You don't look old enough to have been in school when The Ring came out.

>>24163131
You get really bored at work/school and take selfies while dumping. You almost exclusively lurk and probably wont post again for at least a month. You're smarter than you look but haven't found the means to articulate it yet. Sometimes you run a finger along your hairline to make sure it hasn't evacuated your scalp.

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>>24163182
damn dude you got me spot on

>>24163182
I was born in 1996, so I was too young, and I was a tall and chunky kid so I wasn't bullied either.

>>24163211
Grats on losing the baby fat. I like your haircut.

>>24163177

I am not saying you are lying, I just think we have different standards of a challenge. But anyway, just replying not to live the reply unanswered, not to hate on you some more.

>>24163126

You actually know what's up based on your post. Still, I think you are supported by your parents while in school. Maybe you were poor in youth and they got wealthier. An elitist, but also insecure to a degree. Probably takes pride in intellectual abilities, to the point of trying to compensate for athletic shortcomings.

>>24163182
Why are comments on my eyes bittersweet? Never heard that one before

>>24163267
I understand bud. No hate felt/no offense taken!

>>24163274
Because they're pretty outstanding on your face? They're your most attractive facial feature, but they also seem a little out of place there. Dw bro, I'm just projecting my own insecurities about my appearance onto you. Maybe you don't give a fuck.

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>>24163303
Ouch; that hit a nerve of self esteem. The implication being that I'm fugly without =/

Here's another pic taken last week - any better?

>>24163327
Nah, I wasn't making that implication. They're just outstandingly beautiful. This picture is more flattering. With the camera a higher above your head you look a little bit like Chris Evans as Steve Rodgers pre-Captain America :^)

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>>24163131
You are a good looking dude. Just get your skin cleared up and you'll be good to go. Judging from your picture I'd guess you're quiet and soft spoken

>>24163327
You think that you're boring but in reality you're really not

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>>24162953
Picky with guys. Higher education. Nice glasses.
>>24162971
Has everything, isnt happy. Thinks he shouldnt complain and fakes smile.
>>24162986
Doesnt like rap music. Higher education, doesnt make money.
>>24163182
You stopped giving a fuck, good for you.
>>24163126
Avoids confrontation.
>>24163131
You look like you're fun at parties.

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>>24163327

>>24163369
Yep. Bored and sleep deprived. Trying to keep the thread rolling. I'm not even sure what you mean.

I don't really know what to say about you. Let me fart this out: You're educated and employed in a field related to your studies. Everything that belongs to your was hard earned. At your high school reunion you'll quietly enjoy observing the trainwrecks you find there. You're a generally agreeable guy, but you have little patience for failure and occasionally let it show with an uncharacteristic outburst.

>>24163369
Mom's gonna freak/10

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>>24163267
Scarily accurate for the most part.

But I have a full scholarship and my family went the other way around, from rich to middle class. Good spatial abilities, terrible coordination as a kid. I'm working to improve my physical stats.

>>24163369
No, I get in altercations frequently. Got kicked out of an art academy for arguing too much and suspended from school often for being a troublemaker. Maybe I shouldn't have taken a sidelong photo.

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>>24163484

>>24163495
who is who?

>>24163388
Who's that?

>>24163475
I like to think this is true. Im afraid some of it is true. Which one was you? I think i confused you with bald irish hiker. Im sorry.

>>24163486
Sry for calling you a pussy, i got kicked out of art too, fuck these people.

>>24163479
What does that mean?

>>24163522
Yeah, you probably confused me with the hiker. I haven't posted anything but assumptions.

>>24163522
How in the name of God did you know I came from Ireland.....

>>24163556
Pic in the harbour, is it near Kerry? Or were you being sarcastic?

>>24163543
Then post your face amigobrosenpai.

>>24163588
It's in Northern Ireland (Carnlough). Bloody good guess though.

>>24163514
It's Chris Evans before his transformation in Captain America: The First Avenger.

>>24163612
Aha; for a minute I thought I was looking at a young Michael Fassbender...

>>24163610
I traveled Ireland once. You look Irish (celt + viking) and the tweed hat isnt very common outside of the British isles.

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>>24163619
Even weirder. I lived in Sweden for a few years before returning home.

>pic very related

>>24163633
Maybe you should visit iceland, groenland and vinland ;)

>>24163649
I'd love to see Iceland most certainly. I'm off to Kuwait in 3 weeks though (and China after), so it'll have to be in the future I'm afraid!

>>24162679
3.8, whatever u need to tell urself bb :* stay mad

>>24163662
Sounds great. Enjoy your new racism after returning.
>>24163574
Likes to fuck a lot. No disrespect.
>>24163607
Marries early.

>>24163717
Hahaha! I'll certainly stand out over there; that's the only significant concern.

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>>24163574
likes to dance to trashy music
>>24163486
asian living in US, college student, IT or engineering
>>24163484
lgbt nerds
>>24163388
blue eyes and face shape a little
>>24163369
jewish queer guy
>>24163360
self loving gym guy, a bit cold
>>24163327
wow where is that, ireland? GB? you like beer with the locals

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>>24158026
>>24161447
>>24162699
And let's bump once again because why not :)

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me and my brother

>>24165582
>jewish queer guy
kek, i can see why you'd think that.

>>24165884
looks cute, can be pretty cruel. daddys girl. athletic maybe.

>>24165975
you guys got one older sibling.

>>24166070
>Can be pretty cruel
I couldn't if I tried :P
>Daddys girl
What do you mean with that?
>Athletic
Not really
I do sport a lot though, volleyball, jogging, fitness :)

>>24166079
You got a good relation to your father and have no problem dealing with men.

So you are athletic, even if you dont do actual athletics ;)

tf u tryna say?

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>>24165884
Doesn't care about politics
>>24165582
Has climbed a mountain

>>24166092
Does anybody on /soc/ care about politics though? ;P

>>24166087
i be sayn that yall niggas got a third brother (or sister) to be quite honest famalam

>>24166093
of course, there's a large proportion of undercover /pol/ in here.

>>24166092
Youre gf does the shopping for you.

what nigga?

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>>24166092
had an emo phase
>>24165975
your brother looks like he just got his neck bitten while making out
>>24165884
abuses snapchat filters

>>24166140
True :P
Not THAT much though :)

>>24165582
Northern Ireland aye!

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>>24157654
You play a lot of JRPGs or fighting games.
>>24157728
Very close to family.
>>24158868
Horror fan. Probably artsy type.
>>24159290
Thought about joining the airforce.

>>24166672
East coast of the US
>>24166140
Had a screamo phase

>>24166778
Can you please tell me how you made that incredibly accurate assumption?
Is it the pale skin?

>>24166092
Loves stand-up comedy, specifically George Carlin. Socially liberal, fiscally conservative.

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>>24166672
You're bored most of the time. Feel treated unfair
>>24166140
Trying to be hip to get those rock concrts bfs. Thinking about being active and limiting food
>>24166092
Mostly a quiet but somewhat confident and chill around others. Very comely
>>24165975
You want to fuck him, but he is disinterested
>>24165884
Trying to be youthful but ending up trying too hard
>>24165582
Keeps going back and forth from being smug and pretentious to being insecure and angry

>>24166831
True. But I'm of the belief that we are all treated fairly because everyone is treated unfairly =p

>>24166831
You have a secret that you're desperate for someone to never find out.

>>24166831
i already am training for marathons
and I only eat 1500 calories a day

>>24166787

I'll give you the my report:

Your appearance is of someone from Scottish-Irish stock, but you're clearly from the US. Your house layout and decor (pictures of every senpai member, kitsch knick-knacks) makes me think you're from somewhere culturally catholic like PA or MD. Your irreverant style and dark windows makes me think you probably live in a small town or the countryside. Computer in the living room makes me think your family is lower middle class. Your name is probably old Irish.

>>24166801
I do like stand up comedy and I'm familiar with exactly the kind of person you're describing, but I missed George Carlin when I was a teenager when I think I would've loved him, I'm fiscally more 'liberal' in the centric Krugmanian sense and I'm ambivalent (but not strictly against) some social issues (drug legalisation, abortion, immigration etc). These days I think more about economics and foreign policy than anything else, but thanks for giving me an excuse to splurge!

>>24166831

Probably correct about being confident and chill, though I can be unintentionally cold and that annoys people sometimes.

You're the first person in your family to get a degree.

signed,
>>24166092

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>>24166841
Naw
>>24166855
You may have few close friends, but you are very fond of them and don't want any more

Also, naw. It only still might happen

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>>24157641
You enjoy Bud Light and Lime-a-ritas on the weekends.

>>24157645
You roll your eyes at lame jokes and remarks you don't like.

>>24157646
You use exclusively Apple products.

>>24157671
You get high everyday, but don't let that stop you from getting sh*t done.

>>24157682
You excessively worry about others' perceptions of you.

>>24157728
You're a David Bowie fan and possibly own his complete discography.

>>24157758
You're part of a large, yet close-knit family.

>>24157980
You've been in a few fights before - and have emerged the victor in most of them.

>>24158026
You embody most stereotypes of a meddle-class white girl, but you know this and own it.

>>24158155
You're a Soundcloud rapper.

>>24158445
You do cross-country and are a general fitness enthusiast.

>>24158632
You unironically think memes are still funny and listen to a lot of Lana Del Rey.

>>24158868
You play the tambourine in your friend's Indie Folk band.

>>24159137
You have a confederate flag cover photo on Facebook.

>>24159290
You still haven't grown out of liking DBZ.

>>24159511
You've been hurt before, but have used that to strengthen your character rather than let it make you jaded or despondent.

>>24159755
You're the mayor of Flavortown.

>>24160923
You start the pit at every Punk or Metal show you attend.

>>24161042
You bite your tongue most of the time, mainly because you don't want to be seen as rude.

>>24162953
When at parties, you're the lightweight in your circle of friends.

>>24163327
You enjoy the simpler things in life.

>>24163574
You're "one of the guys."

>>24166140
Vegan.

Don't die on me, thread.

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So bored. Lets see how this goes....

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Go for it

>>24168948
Buys his stuff from an army surplus, lives in the suburbs

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give it a shot

>>24170486
sjw

>>24170240
cool dude

>>24168948
boy scout as a kid

>>24168935
you look old fashioned for some reason

>>24157641
Works an admin job, being higher up (but not top) in the office hierarchy helps shore up your self esteem. Probably likes a man to break out the riding crop and thrash you occasionally to make life less boring.

>>24157645
Cold blooded super bitch, like the ones you see in the movies but less charming. People are intimdated by you and for good reason: meeting you is rarely enjoyable.

>>24157646
Closeted homosexual

>>24157654
Friendly, goofy, probably bullied as a child. Someone has almost certainly compared you to a breed of canine at some point.

>>24157671
Creepy for reasons unknown. Had sex with his best friends girlfriend. And didn't regret it.

>>24157682
Nice guy. Virgin.

>>24157728
Pretentious twat. Poses on public transport while reading "the classics"

>>24157758
Engages exclusively in missionary, every time. Has a limited palette when it comes to food.

>>24157778
Baby faces sets them back in dating. People confuses his/her gender all too often. Hasn't seen the light of day in quite some while.

>>24158026
Could suck water through a 50 foot hose pipe. Constantly hit on by ginger lovers.

>>24158155
Hopeless try hard.

>>24158632
Feminst. Hides her social justice power level. Prematurely lets it slip to potential dates; gets dump sooner thereafter. Then you move on to casual stalking. You've almost certainly rooted through somebodies' rubbish bins at some point.

>>24158743
Gets hit on constantly for having massive boobs; thinks it's because of her superior social skills and magnetic personality. Other girls secretly undermine you socially, threatened by teh bazookas.

>>24158868
Girl next door. Meets a nice doctor. Gets married. Work in a school, the children love you. Have about 3 to 4 children. Have a great life. Lot's of friends. Always happy. Seemingly perfect existance. One of those alpha females that doesn't have to resort to being a bitch. Everybody recognises this and deep down resents you but are too scared to say it to your face.

>>24170743
>Could suck water through a 50 foot hose pipe.
What? hahaha

>>24161842
lol the biggest nope of the thread for me.

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>>24157654
Into lofi music
>>24157671
hiking
>>24157758
Lifts makeup to sell on poshmark
>>24157778
Just got over your emo stage

>>24166140
Enjoys depraved sex.

>>24171301
shy girls

>>24170743
invisible man

>>24168524
un ironically liked odd future wolfgang kill them all

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>>24163484

you met on Grindr or at a gay bar

the older one has a nipple piercing

>>24168935

listens to metal and lives with parents

>>24158743

Instagram addict

>>24170486

progressive opinions

>>24157758
Hey, they're only issues from outside perspectives.

>>24172119

>Odd Future Wolf Gang Alpha Sigma 6.

I actually detest most Rap, haha.

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>>24157641 Likes taking Selfies
>>24157645 Has a Business type job
>>24157646 Was a jock in High School
>>24157654 Has a secret obsession with getting perms
>>24157671 Enjoys Traveling
>>24157682 Lifts a bunch of weights to get all of the women at his Gym
>>24157728 Vegan?
>>24157758 Has overbearing parents
>>24157778 In his 20's
>>24157883 You enjoy art. Clay more precisely
>>24157980 Enjoys Tattoos
>>24158026 Another Vegan?
>>24158155 You lived in a country in the middle east
>>24158445 You hate taking pictures.
>>24158513 From Europe
>>24158568 Prior (or current) Military
>>24158632 Underage but tries to act older than she is
>>24158743 Was antisocial in High school
>>24158868 Is accused of being fake a lot on 4chan. Probably gets hit on
>>24159137 Gets called a creep even though he just wants to be accepted
>>24159176 Enjoys Drinking Coffee
>>24159263 has some connection with the Military. Either themselves or a family member
>>24159276 Hates taking pics
>>24159290 Smiles to hide the pain inside (On a side note this pic made me laugh. Thanks XD)
>>24159423 Enjoys Traveling
>>24159511 Probably Cosplays as Lust from FMA (Cool Tat)
>>24159720 Hikes and enjoys Nature
>>24159755 Has a nervous Habit or gets in fights where his lip cracks open
>>24160888 Bullied someone in the past
>>24160923 Probably gets laid 9 times out of 10
>>24161042 Enjoys soup (Have no idea. Just role with it XD)
>>24161082 Enjoys the 'Dank Weed'
>>24161142 Travels the world searching for the perfect power source
>>24161364 Enjoys Coke
>>24161429 Had a bad childhood
>>24162079 Hates people
>>24162468 Enjoys being edgy
Fuck these never end. I give up guys

>>24173107
Not vegan :)

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>>24159176
You ask your gf to eat your ass

>>24159263
Probably enjoyed reading encyclopedias as a child, wore high water athletic pants with sketchers until highschool

>>24159276
You prefer mike's hard to your average beer

>>24159423
You'll dress up as Harley Quinn this Halloween

>>24161429
Frequents /fa/

>>24162971
Quiet and sweet

>>24173922
You don't text back.
Nice to the ugly kids.

>>24168935
Has anxiety issues

>>24157641
Can make lemonade from lime juice. Has a thing for cosplay girls from Vancouver

>>24159511
Has a body part pierced and is thinking about getting something else done in the 4 ga range.

>>24166861
Likes to skinny dip.

>>24173922
Thinking about going into something like Teach for America or the Peace Corp. Would also join the Navy.

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>>24173922
you love watching anime but hide it from everyone

>>24173107
you are proud of being american and take voting very seriously

>>24172722
you're still figuring out who you are

>>24171301
you're into obscure movies and you repost vintage images on tumblr

>>24170486
you were the smartest kid in class

>>24170240
funny dude around people but kinda sad when alone

>>24168948
you love hiking on your own

>>24168935
youre very hardworking and quiet

>>24168524
suspicious of people's motives all the time

>>24166861
you reject a lot of girls because youre still not over your breakup

>>24166672
you thought about writing a novel

>>24166140
used to be a fan of paramore

>>24166092
youre extremly quiet around strangers

>>24165975
left loves watching cartoons, right makes every girl fall for him but doesnt care about it

welp first time doing this, i hope i wasnt too harsh on you

>>24173922
nice person, lots of friends

>>24173107
whether you're republican or democrat, you feel strongly about it

>>24175380
draws lots of really good doodles, loves movies.

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>>24173107
just wants to find a military waifu and settle down
>>24173922
excellent cook
>>24175380
studies physics, very kind

>>24174586
Fucking spot on ahaha. I've considered teach for America but now I'm considering going into the military, specifically the Navy.

>>24175726
You should have no problem staying afloat, just saying, But thanks for either serving our country or teaching. Appreciate it!

>>24175685
What made you think I study physics lol?

>>24175726
Very cool. There's a Mel Gibson produced series called "Carrier" you might want to check out if you haven't already.

>>24175380
>>24175655
You guys are actually pretty off. I HATE politics with a passion and don't plan on voting. Our country is screwed either way, so I am just going to sit back and watch as you can't really change stupid

>>24173630 Agreed. I enjoy all foods :b
>>24175685 Military Waifu? Nah. More of a Fantasy Guy. Settle Down? Only 19 so it would be weird if I said sure XD

>>24157641

Savabelle

When are you ever going to grow up and leave /soc/

You've spent years on here and TC. Just get a life. You're not a minor anymore.

>>24177801
Takes 1 2 kno 1 loser

>>24170743
>meeting you is rarely enjoyable.
that's more crippling social anxiety than being bitch I think..

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Yuh

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>>24180111
You look really chill and cool to hang out with.
For some reason I think you and your parents have a really nice relationship (?)

>>24171301
totally into dd/lg

>>24173922
enjoys being titty fucked

>>24175380
small waist big ass

>>24175685
chubby with medium sized boobs and a thick ass

>>24180170
has nice feet

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>>24161447
>>24158026
>>24162699
>>24165884
Did someone say another bump? :D

>>24180190
Dude, my feet are so ugly when people see them for the first time they actually go blank and say "wow... that's a... different kind of.. feet."
But thanks, I guess?

>>24180208
guess I was totally wrong, this makes me question everything. Post soles of said freakish feets.

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>>24180197
You really enjoy swallowing cum
>>24180170
Is a huge shut in
>>24180111
Loves Disturbed
>>24165975
You two have fucked
>>24163574
Has sex with black guys

>>24180212
Dude, trust me. You don't wanna see them.
>>24180230
Yeah, I actually am a huge shut in but because I want to
Used to love going out, but now I don't even bother

>>24180253
i'll take your word for it - are you curvy, that was going to be my second guess

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>>24173922
Nympho
>>24175685
Into feminist slam poetry
>>24180111
W33d wizard
>>24180230
Class clown in highschool

>>24180270
Nope, haha. Am 160cm 53kg. I am considered average to underweight BMI
And if you mean the true meaning of curvy, I'm not either. I am asian, after all

>>24180310
i've def seen some thicc asians, albeit rare - post a body pic for reference plz

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>>24180343

>>24180253
Bummer, you should go out more you're cute af

>>24180356
you're cute af

>>24180356
yah that's p thin, at least you have nice thighs

>>24180356
RECTANGULAR

>>24180361
>>24180366
Thank you, Bros
>>24180371
Yeah, but I'm moving to Asia soon and there I'll be considered fat, kek
>>24180380
I agree

>>24180409
can you please post more ?

>>24180425
Don't have any other body pics because I don't like my body.. Sorry, dude!

>>24180455
face pics are ok too

>>24180455
Just take some nudes

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>>24180461
Here.
>>24180475
Nah, bro. Sorry

>>24180478
You're no fun

>>24180484
I know, I got no jams

>>24180356
really cute/10

>>24180478
you look like a really realiable friend

>>24180569
Thank you!


>>24180653
For some reason people always think that. I am indeed reliable, but only to people I truly like, which is not many