Let's see you, ladies!

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Fuck me jerry

>>24157028
Up the right nostril, with my pinky.

>>24157028
id run my tongue over your pusy and asshole forcing into both of your holes then throatfuck you

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Burn me with the cig pls

>>24157028
I would suspend you upside down from your ankles and tie your hands behind your back. I would then perform a series of some sort of handstand pushups that force my dick in and out of your pussy.

>>24157110
I would take you skydiving and cum inside you at terminal velocity.

>>24157110
I'd make you bounce on my cock till you were a sloppy mess and smack you every time you cum

>>24157146
Lovely

>>24157110
You look chill. I'd love to get stoned with you and fuck you from behind with a hand over your mouth so you can bite down on my fingers while I spank you and tug your hair. That or finding somewhere out of the way but public to just whisper what a naughty little thing you are while I bite your ear and tease your clit.

>>24157141
We'd probably bake something in the kitchen, fuck while it cooks, and then just enjoy some delicious god damn cookies.

>>24157110
Can you prove that's you? Whoever you are you're posting the same images every single thread and your hair never, ever changes.

>>24157028
Would dog you like the trashy whore you probably are. Never given a grill a facial in my life, but I'd give you the most degrading facial ever.

>>24157110
Actually, same for you. See above.

>>24157141
Would like to know your ethnicity first before I go making assumptions.

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>>24157110

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>>24157125
Elaborate, I like it.
>>24157192
Oh daddy~

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>>24157178
I post whatever I want my nigger

>>24157307
>those ripped jeans

Yep that's her

>>24157141
We'd go scuba diving at a reef. I'd lead you through a series of swim-throughs until we came across a small arch. I'd pass through and you'd try to follow, but you wouldn't fit. You'd wriggle and squirm, anything to free yourself, but you would succeed only in tightening the reef's grasp on you. You'd reach out to me for help and I'd just watch, impassive and unsympathetic to your plight. I'd watch the terror creep into your eyes as you realised no help would be forthcoming. I'd watch that terror grow to panic as you flailed helplessly against your rocky chains, struggling futilely to free yourself before your oxygen supply ran out. Then, when you were on the edge of passing out, limp and lifeless, despairing of escape, I'd swim behind you. I'd make a cut in your wetsuit between your legs and fuck you out of your underwater prison.

>>24157227
Well that's unexpected. I am trying to be ridiculous here. It takes the fun out of it if you like it.

>>24157110
i would suck your cock

>>24157028
Cow girl than throatfuck

>>24157307
Lol!! Love it

>>24157353
I would tie you to a chair with plastic wrap all over your body and fuck your mouth as I pit my fingers in your ass, after that ill get the sex machine to work on you a little bit get you nice and wet for the eels and squid.

(372)-483-2839 hit me up if you're down for a good time

>>24157110
put clamps on your small tits, tie your hands to the back, put your annoying face into the toilet and only fuck your ass

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>>24157626
>small
Yes obviously

>>24157658
cant see shit nigga post clearer

>>24157658
naive cunt, seen your tits already.

do you get fucked by guys who buy an entry level dslr and warez lightroom just to put on a shitty vignette?

>>24157672
Humiliate me daddy

>>24157690
would rather humilate the guy who did this pseudo-artistic garbage with shitty post-processing

>>24157658
>>24157690
What went wrong in your life

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I'm probably going to regret this haha

>>24157870
Would assfuck and cum on face, make you leave it on there for a few minutes before lathering it in.

>>24157870
I'd let you pull on my tie and kiss my neck while I go up under your skirt and finger-bomb you. We'll wake up the next morning. You'll have nothing but my tie on. I'll be late for work and hungover. I'll be missing a button and you'll tell me it's OK but I'll be like "no way this was an expensive shirt."

>tl;dr we'll have some of that good old fashioned unhappily-married-but-we're-making-it-work kind of seckz

>>24157870
Tie you up and let a dog rape you.

>>24157227
Give you a good throat fucking and cum all over myself n you lap it up.

>>24157353
Have you sit on me reverse cowgirl as I fuck you letting on lookers watch us.

>>24157632
Tie you down and trace my cock all over your body then fucking ur pussy tilll we both came and then I wipe my cock on ur face.

>>24157658
Lay u down and fuck your tits as I sit on your face so u can tongue my ass n balls with i pound those tits

>>24157870
I will deflower every orifice you have and make u my fuck toy!

>>24157353
Bend you over that table and pull your pants/panties down. Then I'd fuck you from behind alternating between your pussy and your ass while holding your hips steady with one hand and pushing your back down to keep you from getting away with the other. Finish balls deep inside your ass before pulling out and watch it drip out of your asshole and down your pussy.

>>24157870
facefuck you until your beautiful blue eyes are red from the tears of gagging on my dick. Then before I climax I go in all the way down your throat and hold your head there while I unload before pulling out and letting you sit there with tears rolling down your face and cum and spit dribbling from your mouth.

>>24157658
Nice hair :)

>>24157110
Inizierei baciandoti e mordendoti le labbra mentre con una mano ti aggrappo il culo e con l'altra ti accarezzo la schiena, per poi scendere a leccarti il collo e a baciarti lo spazio tra la clavicola e la spalla, arrivati a questo punto mi toglierei la t-shirt e ti lancerei sul letto per poi toglierti la camicia e a strapparti i pantaloni di dosso, mi metterei sopra ti te ti bacerei lo sterno mentre ti tocco una tetta con una mano e con l'altra andrei a slacciarti il reggiseno, una volta slacciato ti lick le tette per poi passare a leccarti un capezzolo mentre con l'altra mano ti stuzzicherei l'altro, dopo risalerei verso il tuo viso per baciarti appassionamente per poi scendere a baciarti il bacino e a giocare con i tuoi slip, ti leccherei l'interno coscie e andrei a baciarti la fica da sopra le mutandine, per poi infine toglierti le mutandine :) incomincierei a leccarti dolcemente la fica prima piano per poi aumentere di intensita gradualmente, per poi prenderti tra le labbra il clitoride andandolo a leccare, nel mentre ti avrei infilato due dita nella figa andandoti a massaggiare la parte adiacente al clitoride fino a farti venire.....dopo risalerei per poterti baciare con passione facendo assaggiare il tuo piacere, infine mi metterei a cavalcioni sul tuo busto slacciandomi i pantaloni e sfilandomi le mutande per poi ordinarti di ciucciarmi il cazzo per poi infine sborrarti in faccia.... :)
Sorry but im not a boss in english, i now you understand nothing of i writing but image a cool italian guy who wants to fuck you in evry position :)))

>>24157192
Im mexican

>>24157905
Haha points for originality
>>24157937
oh :(

These threads are autism, but I'll bump

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how would you fuck me, /b/? I like it rough and I love being talked down to like a slut

>>24160568
Here's your reply

>>24157632
Unfuckable
Somehow worse than unlovable

>>24160568
I'd tie you up like a Christmas present and use you as a living sex toy.

>>24160568
Mhhm I'm so hard. I'd caress your body as I stroke my throbbing cock. You slowly take me in your mouth and I run my hand down you body and begin to play with your clit. Your pussy starts to drip as my rock hard cock slides in your lips and fills your mouth as I tease and rub your clit. Already soaking, I pull my cock out of your mouth and drag you across the bed by your ankles. I lift your legs up and slowly shove my throbbing cock completely inside your tight wet pussy. I slowly start fucking you, filling you up. Your entire body tingles with pleasure as I start fucking you faster and faster.

>>24160978
really?

>>24160568
standard: as you are now, palm to throat, unbroken eye contact

>>24160982
Yes. I'm throbbing.

>>24160568
Im throbbing too. Wna do Skype? I will shove my cock down your throat doing a 69 then fuck your ass doggy style all night .

69 every girl all the way, just make sure to rimjob me well.

>>24160568
0% chance this is real

>>24159080
Thought so. Well, I imagine you would want to introduce me to your family first. Three and a half hours later, you'd take me to "your room" (that you share with 3 younger cousins) and I'd rip up your fish taco. You'd inevitably and predictably get pregnant; I'd delete my number and move, and your 3 OLDER cousins will forever talk about how they're gonna stick that gringo who left you if they ever find him.

>>24160568
I'd fuck you like I fucked my first high school sweetheart...badly. It will be a dream come true for me, so-so for you, plenty awkward, and QUICK!

>>24161188

How about a timestamp first?

>>24161188
I'd fuck you softly and quietly ("shh! my parents room is right below us, anon!") I'd start by eating you out, bringing you to the brink of climax, and then I'd get on top of you missionary style, tuck my face between your neck and shoulder, reach around, grab your ass cheeks and finish you off in that position. I'd turn you over, do you from behind and finish on your back. Then we'd make some top ramen and watch the ID channel until round two.

>>24161205
A lot nicer then I've come to expect from here, not that I mind rough stuff, but it's a nice change

>>24161214
I've basically answered every post honestly. Hold on a second...

>>24161155
>with a baseball bat

Anyway, like I was saying, that's basically how I have sex. I'm either incredibly attentive and passionate, or I'm distracted and in a rush and I'm bitching about a button I've lost or wine on the carpet. ("That's not going to come out you know?")

Never been into real rough sex, honestly...

>>24161243
Had a girl call me one time a little tipsy (read: smashed) and told me, quote, "I want to suck your dick and I don't even care if I choke on it and die."

We didn't have sex that night, but when we finally got together she asked me to slap her ass and choke her a little bit. I started laughing so hard at one point because it was just so ridiculous. It was one of those "is this really happening right now" moments.

Girl was a freak man...

>>24161243
And wow, you're cute

>>24161256
lol yeah, that would be me after a few drinks as well, but hey, I don't mind being freaky, although if a guy wasn't into that I wouldn't push it as far as that girl did

>>24161262
And thanks ;)

>>24161272
I've had freaky sex before but there's rough and then there's ROUGH... I just can't do the whole choking/slapping thing.

Took a girl to Paris with me one time and we holed up in a small little hotel for a week. THAT sex was 10/10. It was like a circus act...

>>24161288
Yeah, I understand why others aren't into that

I always love a good few days of a sex binge, although I end up somewhat bruised after (my fault, not theirs, like I said, I'm freaky like that) although I've never had one as exotic as paris

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>>24157870
Bump :D

>>24161277
You're welcome. Genuinely curious (not gonna contactfag you) where are you from and how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say CA annnnd...20?

>>24161300
You're a Britfag? No way! Your teeth aren't sticking out of your forehead...

>>24161319
What makes you think I'm british?

>>24161301
I'm from ontario, and yeah, I am 20, nice guess,

>>24161322
Your sweater with London written on it? Could be a souvenir... you seem like the type to buy a shirt wherever you go. Yeah actually that explains everything, the teeth and the sweater. I was having a tough time reconciling the two...

>>24161333
Oh right haha
I don't think anyone that actually lives in London buys a shirt with "London" on it :P

>>24161330
Ontario, huh? Never would have guessed that.

I've gotten good at guessing a girl's age. I spend most of my waking hours with teenage girls. (It's not as creepy as you think. I'm a teacher.)

>>24161338
You never know. Those Britbongs are weird...

>>24161342
Yeah, I guess that would be rather helpful for judging age

>>24161342
Actually maybe it's still weird. I just told you I'd fuck you in your bed above your parents' bedroom, and I'm a teacher.

Fuck it! This is 4chin what do you want from me?

>>24161300
Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position for the Sole Purpose of Procreation

>>24161371
Hahaha why that :P

>>24161379
Because you have a cute face and I'd love to see the facial expressions that you'd make while I'm fucking you

>also the whole procreation thing was a joke

>>24161363
Lol this is true, although my room is next to my parents, not above (fuck these house prices)

Fucking me in the same house as my parents isn't weird at all by 4chin standards, I do it all the time, my weird ass rough kinks and all, not with any teachers though

>>24161379
Can't speak for that guy, but it's probably your family-dinners, golden-retriever, dad's-home!, church-sundays, wholesome appearance.

>>24161379
If I was a dude I'd wanna watch your face during as well :)

>>24161397
Never with a teacher, huh? Well I'd give you a D... a D in your B if you know what I mean! (That's an old teacher joke).

... oh God no it's not. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>24161393
Oh ok haha :D
>>24161398
Everyone says I look either christian or crazy haha
>>24161400
Same for you, you're cute :)

>>24157870
Hang you from a sex swing and first lick your pussy tI'll you are exhausted. Then I would fuck your asshole until I flooded your colon with hot cum.

>>24161412
Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to put your "D in my B", you wouldn't be the first guy to want to knock on the back door, Wouldn't be surprised if some of my teachers made the same joke

>>24161417
Thanks ;)

>>24161428
Oh I'm sure they did. You wouldn't believe some of the sick shit we say. Especially during happy hour when it's just the /b/oys. We mostly talk about the female teachers and paras, but there's rarely ever a stone left unturned.

>>24161463
There were some teacher that I wouldn't have minded having my stone turned by thats for sure

>>24161470
If even one student of mine thought this about me... haha

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>>24161475
Well I may not be one of yours, but this student defiantly wouldn't have objected to a "D" ;) (who knows, maybe I could have changed your opinion on rougher sex)

As a consolation prize though...

>>24161485
Ahyeahbabe! Hey, I'll take it haha

>>24161492
Not something I usually do, but whatever lol

I'm surprised no one else joined in on me yet

>>24161492
>>24161485
Haha I love this conversation

>>24161501
They will

>>24161502
>pervy teacher gets a cooter pic from an almost-student

Kek...actually, if she's 20, then yeah... could have been one of my students.

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Come show me what you got

>>24161501
What do you mean "joined in on me"?

>>24161188
>>24161243
>>24161485
timestamp please

>>24161511
Hey, this'll be memorable for the both of us

>>24161519
As in more people saying how they'd fuck me.

>>24161526
Ah, same
Not a lot of people doing mine :(

>>24161517
I'd make you some dick shaped latte art after we read books at the hippest coffee shop in town

>>24161517
I feel like we'd be at a beer festival or brewery with mutual friends or something. I'd make corny jokes that only you would find funny/laugh at. I'd walk you to your car when everyone's leaving, and even though you'd be sober enough to drive we'd pretend like you aren't.

I'd take you back to my apartment to "sleep it off" (hey I'm just being a gentleman and my place is right around the corner). We'd start going at it the second we walk in the door. I'd get your shirt off but not your bra. You'd take that off while I go up under your skirt. We'd spend the rest of that day fucking each others brains out, drinking more, and listening to old vinyl records.

>>24161528
Get enough drinks in me and I'd be open for some "experimentation" with you for sure ;)

>>24161533
Haha like what

>>24161533
Throw pervy teacher into the mix, maybe? Call it a study session...

>>24161531
That would be some impressive latte art

>>24161532
Aww, that's actually kind of sweet.

>>24161534
I've yet to taste another girls vag, so I wouldn't mind eating you out to see what it's like

>>24161537
Sounds like my kind of studying

>>24161546
Hahaha I would need a whole lot of drinks for that :P

>>24161549
...how many do you think? Y'know...just out of curiosity.

>>24161551
To let another girl eat me out?
A ton.

>>24161539
We're going to need another pic, show off that barista outfit

>>24161555
Hmmm...

>>24161546
I'll get her started and then we'll pull the ol' switcharoo....

still no timestamp...

>>24161559
Lol sounds like a plan

>>24161557
Co-signing!

>>24161570
Count me in on this ;)

>>24161539
>sweet

What can I say? I'm a sweet guy.

Pics of butthole plz ?

>>24161300
>>24161528
You look 15 and your probably Irish

>>24161675
Nope and nope :(

>>24161300
Jesus.. I'd choke you with my thick cock until you were drooling all over yourself, then throw you back, pin your legs behind your head & beat your tight young redhead pussy up until I was ready to cum & insted of breeding you, Id pull out and shoot my hot load all over that cute, innocent face & leave you there, sticky & confused.

>>24161188
>>24161243
>>24161485
A rough, hard pounding in the woods would do you some good. We're walking out, off the beaten path, and I notice you're very attentive to what I say and have been looking at me. So I proposition you with a smack on the ass and we find a nice big rock by a stream with a bed of pine needles on top. You start by sucking me off for a bit, then I get your pants off and shirt rolled up, and slam you while you're facedown in the needles, so they tickle you in all the right places. We switch to cowgirl, and I finish on you with a facial, which you lick off while I lick your pussy til you cum. Then we go skinny dipping in the clear stream.

>>24161300
Smash/10

>>24161829
>proposition you with a smack on the ass

Genius

>>24161857
Boooriiiing haha

>>24161155
You're a legend.

>>24161300
Bend you over on the hood of a car and assault your puss until you like it.

>>24161881
What can I say, teacher man? We can't all be eloquent masters of flowery seduction. Sometimes you just have to seize the day...

>>24161517
Reverse missionary so I can lie back and look at your cute freckles and big eyes, and smell the scent of your hair.

>>24161903
Teacherfag here under a different tag/ID

I was sort of being sincere actually lol

>>24161982
Ah,ok, sarcasm is just the stock in trade of the interwebz, as I'm sure you're aware

>>24161990
I hear ya, man

I was just thinking...

>o shit kek
>wait that's kind of smart
>playful slap on the butt
>does she like it?
>if Y continue

>>24162027
Yeah, see. If you're getting cues and overtures, dip the proverbial toe in the water.

MOAR GRILLS!

This is fun...

>>24162217
Do me then :)

>>24162230
I already did :(

Teacherfag on the move hitting wifis like a mo'fuckerrrr

>>24162238
Why does your id keep changing?

>>24162244
>on the move
>switching between wifi and mobile

>>24162249
Oh, didn't know it worked like that :)
Anyway, this thread is a lot quieter than I had hoped and expected :(
Not a lot of people commenting on my pictures

>>24162253
Yeah if you're phone posting, your IP is dynamic, so IDs will change.

Post another pic for inspiration, and I'll give you something nice and detailed for your fapping pleasure.

>>24162243
I'd take you shopping first. Buy a nice pair of high-heels for you, and a nice shirt with French cuffs and cufflinks for me.

We'd get back to my place and I'd put a movie on that neither one of us will pay much attention to -- maybe a David Lynch film just to be weird, sexy and pretentious.

You'd try your high heels on and I'd try my shirt on. I'd offer you a glass of wine and a line of coke -- if that's your thing.

I'll kick my shoes off and lie down on the couch. You'll be the one to seduce me. You'll walk over to me slowly and unbuckle my belt. I'll take my pants off and you'll go down on me.

We'll begin fucking right there on the couch -- you with nothing but your high heels on, me in nothing but my shirt. I'll take you from behind and then we'll switch and you'll ride me.

When you wake up the next morning, you'll be wearing my shirt and I'll already be on my way back to the store to return your expensive ass high heels

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>>24157870
>>24161300
Here's a fun black and white pic :)

>>24162280
>tl;dr I'd treat you like a high class hooker

I just realized I'm doing this thread a little differently than everyone else, but I like to imagine the circumstances and the scenario or it's no fun really

>>24162245
Don't think I've forgotten you. I'm running errands, but I'll get to you... kek

>>24162307
That's a good one...

We're hanging out playing vidya after a nice day of lake swimming. You've placed yourself quite close to me, and I run my hand up your leg... you give me a flirtatious giggle and proceed to beat me at whatever it was we were playing. I respond by tickling your bare belly and sides. After a moment of hilarity you tell me you have an itch, down there, and you're still playing so you can't get it. I lower my hand to your gym shorts and give you a nice strong scratch. You moan and say that didn't quite get it... so I slide my hand inside there to find out you've gone commando, and I give you some more rubs to the clit. You bite your lip and lower your controller to my wrist to trap me in. A finger or two finds its way into your pussy, and you begin to squirm. I continue, and then when I get a break I slide your shorts off and get down to give you oral, while you keep on blasting some ayylmaos. My unshaven stubble rubs the soft insides of your thighs, which squeeze my head as I plunge my tongue into your warm body...

Cont...

>>24162245
OK so here's how I see this going down...

I know you from seeing you around on campus, maybe you're in one of my college classes. We've got mutual friends but there's this weird sexual tension, frustration, and angst between us; you think that I'm cocky, spoiled, and narcissistic. I think you're insecure and rude. But there's something there we both like.

We run into each other at a friend's party. I take a seat next to you on the couch and offer you a drink. "Let's talk about it..." I'm trying to push your buttons. You're acting annoyed but you like it.

"I'm going to the bathroom" you'll say. "I'll come with you" will be my reply. You'll think I'm joking but I'll be straight-faced. I'll follow you to the bathroom and you'll be laughing. "Anon, no..."

There will be an awkward moment or two before you pull me into the bathroom and lock the door. I'll spin you around, put your hands behind your back, pull your pants and panties down and start fingering you. I'll bend you over the sink and take you from behind.

When I'm finally done with you, I'll leave. You'll be a hot mess. You'll put your clothes back on and snap a quick selfie in the mirror.

>your pic related

>>24162307
>>24162402
Cont...
You put down the controller. I raise my head and see you've got the look of a girl who knows what she wants, and is going to get it. You lead me to your bed, putting your hand in my swim trunks to grip me by my already hard dick, and throw aside your top before falling back onto the bed, legs wide open. I come down upon you, spearing my cock straight into your soaked pussy. I thrust and pound your pussy at a strong, fast pace while you grip my arms like a vise and wrap your legs about me. The cool summer breeze drifts in from the open window as you fervently bite your lip and gaze at me, your blue eyes burning with lust. Having lost some steam, I roll us over, and now you are in control. You use your hips to grind yourself down on me, plunging me all the way into you, and moving about in ways that just make me helpless. I reach down to rub your clit, just like before, and my other hand gives your tits a strong massage, as your hair hangs down to tickle me juuust right, while your hands feel up my broad chest. Finally you grip my shoulders, your back arches, and your legs shake as your orgasm thunders through your body. Your pussy let's out a spash of your love juice, and grips my dick. It's just what I needed, and I feel a tremor as I blast my hot, sticky cum deep inside you. You sigh happily and lay down next to me, your fingers running down my chest as I caress the curves of your ass and thighs...

>>24162402
>>24162501
A bit vanilla ;)
I love the detail though, you're good at this :)

>>24162879
Thanks! I can be on the rough side quite easily, but only if you're into that. Women who take charge during sex are hot to me.

If you've got another pic showing a bit of your wild side, I think my imagination can produce another lurid piece of smut...

>capcha chooses fountains

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>>24162307
>>24161300
>>24157870
Here's a pic I made when I was showing off my haircut haha
Don't really have any "wild" pictures

>>24162927
Oh that'll work...

We get into a petty spat over something. Neither of us is really at all mad about it, just arguing for fun. Then we start play fighting. You kick a bit too high and land a glancing blow on my balls. I turn red and sit down a sec, you going omigawdyouokay. I nod, and seize you up by the waist, dragging you off to be "taught a lesson" you laugh and flail your legs in the air, while punching my side. I take you to the bedroom or nearest convenient place, and make you get on your knees. Without being told you get out my cock, which immediately starts getting hard. You mockingly kiss my slightly red left nut, and I slap you and yank your hair, telling you to get to work. You obey and start sucking. It feels great but I think I'm gonna push you this time... I grab your hair in both hands and hold you still, then I start fucking your face really hard and fast. You moan excitedly around a mouthful of angry dick and your nipples get stiff as nails. I stop for a moment, but you want more, and grab my cock to start sucking again. I slap you again and tell you no, then lift you up to tear off your clothes, before throwing you facedown on the bed. You feel lube being applied to your asshole, and you start to squirm, nervous about doing anal. But it's happening, darling... I smack your ass and hold you still, and though you keep wiggling I slowly plunge my meat into your butt, and you let out a little cry as I enter you. It's a little painful, but it starts to feel good the more I thrust, making your ass muscles relax around my cock. With each thrust you let out a little "unnh" in the mist pleasing of ways... I grab your hair and yank your head back, and give your tits a nice rough squeeze as well. Then I reach a climax and unleash a shotgun blast of cum into your distended ass. I pop out and go to rinse off my throbbing dick, leaving you lying there sweating, cum oozing out. But we aren't done, no ma'am...

>>24162927
>>24163093
Cont.
I return refreshed, where i find you have ventured to taste some of my splooge, and are finding it to be much to your liking... I grab you up again and tie your wrists to a pull-up bar in the doorway, and while holding your legs up under my arms I begin plowing you as you hang suspended. I'm being relentlessly rough, fucking you with painful force, smacking you all over, even leaning forward to bite your nipples, and you're loving it all. It reaches a culmination for you and your eyes roll back in your head as you experience one of your most piercing orgasms. I let you go and cut you down, and I bring your head back to my cock, where we started. You put your hand on my thigh and I finish myself, giving you a generous facial, which slather your face and gets into your hair. You immediately begin licking it all off as I pick you up again to take you to the shower...

And there we go, this more your speed?

>>24163093
>a shotgun blast of cum

Damn, homie! Done gave her the Spurt Cobain!

>>24163196
Got my teacherfag ID back...nice!

>>24163196
Wait nevermind you unloaded in her butt not her mouth kek

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>>24163213
Heh heh, would have gotten in mouth the second time so yeah... good joke mang

>>24163224
Thanks bro I do this stuff off the cuff, know what I mean?

>>24163319
>stuff off the cuff

Oh shit check out that unintentional consonance!

The English teacher in me can't help but point it out.

You guys see that? See what happened there with the repeating F sound? Niiiiice

>>24163319
>>24163338
Hah, yeah buddy I hear ya.

>English teacher
Somehow I called it. Yall definitely have a manner about you that can be seen in writing. Not sure how to describe it...

>>24163357
Really? I'm surprised because I don't pay much attention to my writing on 4chin or in text. (In email I do.)

I don't grammar-nazi either. It's just so fucking obnoxious to point out someone's typo or some trivial error -- unless it's too funny *not* to point out.

But yeah, going back over what I've written so far... I'm seeing a ton of comma splices and shit. I'm impressed you were still able to pick up on the English teacher vibe.

>>24163402
What you learn gets ingrained into you. Personally I find its easier and more comfortable to write in decent English all the time, even in texts. I really think the overuse of txtsp3k and emojis makes you dumber.

And since you mentioned grammar nazism, I think you'll enjoy this if you haven't seen it already:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

>>24163458
Nnnhmm.... it sure feels fine to let out your wildness, especially in a place where it is appropriate and fitting to do so.

>>24163191
I definitely like this one more, you're a good writer

>>24163436
I used to write in perfectly grammatical English all the time. I just don't have time for it anymore. I'll be writing a text, spot a comma splice or an odd tense shift or whatever, and if what I'm trying to communicate is clear enough, I'll just send it as is.

I would never send a text or email to my colleagues like that, my attorney, financial advisor or whatever. But a quick text to the gf to let her know I'm picking up Chinese? Pfft

Most of the time what I write *is* perfectly grammatical. (You're right. It does become ingrained.) But I'm not perfect. I rush sometimes and make mistakes.

What really pisses me off is when people *think* they know English grammar, but don't.

>Never end a sentence with a preposition!
Uh...why not? English isn't a Latin-based language. Of course we can end sentences with prepositions!
>Never begin a sentence with a coordinating conjunction!
Again, why not? So long as the sentence contains a subject and a verb and whatever else, you're fine.

There are so many of them that are wrong.

>>24163504
Thank you ma'am, glad you're pleased with it. Happy fapping!

>>24163510
Aye, speaking true High English is a very difficult thing to master.

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>mfw I've turned this thread into an English class

Sorry guys. I'll stop now. Bumpin' for more girls to objectify

>>24163618
Ah, don't worry about it. Keeps the thread bamped

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bumping with face

>>24164661
Would make you around with my cock then prob fuck you in the ass

>>24161517
Id fuck u hard and deep. Tie you up and spank your ass, gag you with your panties, and stick my dick in ur ass

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>>24162243
Tie you up and tease you with toys? :X

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here ya go~

>>24164996
I can't even come up with a scenario for you. I just know we'd have the most lusty, passionate sex ever in a big comfortable bed. It'd be some hot, romantic, adult sex. No whips or chains or toys or undies made of licorice. Just some real hot, passionate sex.

Oh! I know! It would be an affair/infidelity scenario. You'd be married or engaged to be married, and you'll feel so conflicted and wrong for carrying on with me, but we'll do it anyway because it's hot and fun.

>>24164661
You...actually look a lot like one of my students from like, two years ago. So I'm going to pass on you (nothing personal).

>>24165198
those lips were made to paint my 9 inch cock. i could do anything with a girl like this.

>>24165198

Lay you on your stomach and eat your asshole for two hours Jesus you're cute

>>24165198
I feel like you'd hate me; you'd think I was sexist or misogynistic or a womanizer. I'd think you were an obnoxious feminist with daddy issues.

Some mutual friends would set us up on a date and it would go really badly. We'd go out to eat and you'd give me a disgusted look when I order the porter house medium. You'd respond sarcastically to everything I say despite my best effort to save our first date.

The waiter will bring me the check and I'll take out my wallet to pay. You'll make yet another snarky remark, probably about how I shouldn't buy leather or how Chinese women stitch wallets like mine together for a bowl of rice a day, and that will be the last straw for me.

I'll put my wallet back into my pocket, stand up, take the check and stuff it between your tits. "She's got this one," I'll say to the waiter, pointing at you. I'll take one last sip of water and walk the fuck out. It'll be the closest you've come to getting fucked in your life.

>>24165270
>tl;dr I lose my patience with you, stuff the check between your tits, and you like it

>>24162927
>>24157870
>>24161300
>>24162307
Anybody else? :)
I like this a lot more than I should haha

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be rough and degrading please

>>24166614
I'd pick you up and drop you down on the bed. I rip your shirt off and kiss your neck as I squeeze your tits. Your bra comes off and I kiss my way down your stomach, turning you on even more. When I get to about your belly button, I stop look up at you and start to unbutton your pants. I pull them off and stare at your panties, and with out hesitation rip them off you and yank you by your ankles closer to me. I pull my throbbing cock out and waste no time shoving it completely inside you. Your pussy would already be dripping. I fuck you as hard as I can, getting deeper and deeper with each thrust. I stick my fingers in your mouth, then softly wrap my hands around your throat. I slowly but surely tighter my grip until you are gasping for breaths. I keep you at my mercy and keep my grip on your throat tight, so you fight for air as I pound your tight pussy.

>>24166614
Would drunkely experiment with you :D
haha

>>24166654
its a trap not a woman

>>24166614
I would fuck your face and everytime you cof or look at me I would spit and hit it. I would pull your hair all the way to deepthroat you, I don't care if you choke and blackout.

>>24166981
oh :(
In that case Iwouldn't

>>24166983
i really love the sound of that,
thank you

Page 9 bump, for any femanons who still want some

>>24157110
Oh look it's my crush
I'd probably start off with some phycological training deprave you of every thing that makes you human your clothing your bed your food I'd lock you in a cage all alone with nothing but degrading rough and intense porn on 24/7 to keep you company but Ill leave your hands locked behind your back so you squirm in constant denial this will go on for as long as I see fit and the only way you'll earn any time out of your cage is by submitting to my belt my hands my toys my cock and my twisted mind
Expect the worst until you earn your collar and become my pet
-meh

>>24162307
>>24161300
>>24157870
>>24162927
Nobody? You guys are boring :( haha

>>24169420
You're sexy. You seem like you really need to be fucked though, so I'd tease you. Touch your tits through your shirt and grind up against you while my bulging cock so hard for you in my pants. I pull my pants off and you gasp as you see how hard I am for you. Your mouth drools as I look at you and push you down by the shoulders to my throbbing cock. I slowly moan as your soft lips gently caress the head of my cock, and without warning I fill your throat with my rock hard cock. I'd go balls deep in your mouth, gagging you.

>>24169420
I would aggressively back you up against the wall to kiss you passionately.. I would start lightly kissing and nibbling on your collarbone, then slowly to your neck, up to your cheek and finally to your soft lips... My hands would make their way up and down your tight body, eventually lifting your chin up to make sure you maintain eye contact so I could stare deeply into those pretty blue eyes..

>>24169420
can we see more of you?

>this entire thread
/r/cringe here we come

>>24164661
would put acupuncture needles in the intersections of your major stomach/triple heater channels to relive your adrenal glands

>>24165015
would slap some ems pads on those inner things and finger fuck you while i skype the designer of that lace and point out the asymmetry of his products

>>24165198
massage those prominent cheek bones withmy thumbs/delicate knuckles while you suck on my balls and snort ritalin

>>24166614
would ravage your anal passage, chest to the floor, ass in the air.
rocking your body so you get carpetburn on your delicate nipples as i pump hot sperm up your rear end

>>24157028 I will ask you to pay for dinner cause i forgot my wallet
>>24157110 i would try to make signs that our conversation consisting almost entirely of you complaining is really boring to me and you wouldnt notice them even if they came with the subtlety of using a pair of scissors like a sledgehammer
>>24157141 i would look at you and remind myself no matter how ugly i can get more guys would want to fuck me than you
>>24157353 i am so confused as to why so many people are attracted to you. id tell you to go away politely
>>24157632 youre pretty but im bored just looking at photos of you
>>24157870 i bet your voice is extremely nasal and unrestrained and thus grating kys
>>24160568 no
>>24161188 you look like a doll out of a horror movie or a shitty spinoff toy of one
>>24161300 no
>>24161517 ive got a no 4 u
>>24162243 you give californian bitch silver spoon vibes
>>24164661 you seem like an overgrown 11 year old ew probably are mentally too
>>24164996 if you are a slav i would vanilla fuck you and kiss you if not give me a while to think about it
>>24165198 you look like the demon from the conjuring
>>24166614 youre extremely insecure, you know youre ugly deep down despite whatever verification you get from the despicable denizens of /soc/ and you know that the vast majority of society despises you and your pathetic attempts at individualistic expression
>>24169978
>accuses the thread of being cringey
>makes one of the most disgustingly cringey posts in the entire thread
at least by frank about it

>>24157024
bump

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old enough to be some of your moms!

>>24170137
i'd do whatever you wanted just to put my face between those beautiful tits for a moment

>>24169951
Sure, I'll see if I can find another pic :)

>>24170137
I WANNA COMMIT INCEST THEN

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>>24162927
>>24157870
>>24161300
>>24162307
Here's another picture, I guess :P

>>24170858
Wow you just can't get enough... I think I can do another for you. Let's see, I've given you vanilla and rough. You want something different, or more rough stuff?

>>24170858
I'd hold you down, fuck you roughly and finish on your face.

>>24170858
Oh and uh, do you think you can provide us a timestamp?

>>24170806

I love having my boobs played with. People don't beileve me when I say that having my boobs fucked feels unreal

>>24170849

Go on...

I wouldn't have sex with a family member but I have hooked up with one of my son's friends several times... oops!!

>>24171265
i believe it. i'd kiss them and suck on your nipples too and try to make you cum from just tit play.
i'd probably eat your asshole and pussy too and give you a good hard pounding from behind.
i'd fall asleep with my face between your hot tits
can you post another pic of them please?? they look so nice

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lol why am i doing this

>>24171296
You are gorgeous and have a sort of innocent looking face/expression. It just makes me want to hold you down or tie you up and slowly explore you with my mouth and cock taking my time, making you squirm and beg.

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>>24171288

all of it sounds good, i like it soft on my boobs and hard everywhere else

here ya go hun

>>24171296
Blast you right in the ass then watch X-files.

>>24170137
>>24171265
I'd use your tits to full advantage... I'll start with rubbing and massaging with a little slapping, then move on to nibbling, sucking, and full motorboating, rough stubble scratching them nicely... and then we'll tit fuck for the main event, going till I bust a nice hot load on em. While you lick the glaze off I take a short break, and then mount you from the side while you lie languidly like in left pic. I fuck you till you get a nice climax, and roll over to relax while you keep playing with my cock...

>>24171296
I'd take you gently and in a spooning position, nuzzling your neck and hair, fondling your boobs, and stroking your clit.

>>24171320
my god they look so nice.
would motorboat/10

please keep posting!
any pics of mor eof your body?

Another page 9 bump...

>>24171320
bumping for goddess-tier tits

Last bump

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Ok, I'll bite.

>>24172588
Rough as I can be, and I'd expect you to be rough back. Biting, kicking, slapping, all that good stuff. Eventually I think I'll have you facedown in a nelson, pounding your pussy like a jackhammer. There also may or may not be a phallic object rammed into your ass... I'll then pull out and grab you by the neck, finishing in your face and hair.

>>24172609
Well...fuck, that's exactly how I like it. Even the kicking!

>>24160568
I'd stick my tiny little cock in you so hard and disappoint you so much, you dirty little slut.

>>24172638
Fucking and fighting are both fun, so why not have both, right?

>>24172588
Timestamp

>>24172747
It's all fun and games until your head is pinned to the floor under his foot and your pussy is being rigorously used... XD

>>24172760
Heh, even then...

So yeah, if ya want something more detailed, give us another pic and I'll write out a little scene you can fap furiously to...

>>24172588
If you can post a timestamp I'll give you something really fucking good.

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>>24172767
Why don't you do me, if you're up to it

>>24173752

How about a timestamp first.

>>24162245
Bounce you on my dick and slap your wide ass red

>>24173752
Tie your wrists to bed posts, ram you hard as I can in a split position, often slapping your face, tits and ass. Finish with a blast of cum up your body.

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Curious.

>>24173752
In a train...
I'd sit you on my lap in a little skirt and white blouse and navy blue tie with matching knee socks and baseball cap on your head.

And grind you up and down on my cock slowly, showing the passengers what kind of girl you are; a slut.

I'll impale, grind, and grope you, but you don't get to cum, you'll have to stew in your cunt juice till the train stops and I take you to the ticket office, bend you over and fuck you hard, as everyone witnesses your true nature.

>>24174608
Tie you up, ankles tied to your wrists, with your bum thus raised high. Then you get teased and fingered and treated like a toy, your clit vibed and licked as you squirm for release as you are sexually examined and probed thoroughly.

>>24174608
Doggy over that wooden railing.

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Why not, let's hear it boys

>>24174696
Id really like to fuck you on your knees, with a playfully strangling grasp of your neck from behind :P

>>24174608
Other side of railing, wrists and head tied off tightly to wooden spindles, mouth strategically placed between spindles. Unzip, eyes wide, you resist, a cuff on the ear, you open your mouth. Throbbing meat stick penetrates your lips, you suck and gag. Short shallow penetrations while you suck on the head, my foreskin rubbing back forth over the head. Deeper now, you gasp for air, very uncomfortable, the ropes digging into your wrists....

>>24174696
First, handcuff you and tie a vibrator to your crotch, and clamps to your nipples and a collar and leash. As you squirm, I'll describe to you what I have planned for you.

Then, when you're dripping wet and your pussy is throbbing, I'll pound you on your hands and knees and have you fuck yourself on my dick while I spank your cute bottom.

>>24174696
Bent over the trunk of my BMW whether you like it or not. Dress hiked up over your head, tits exposed. My foot kicks your feet apart, your loins exposed. One hand on your tit, the other rips your panties off and shoves them in your mouth. You can feel rough man hands on your lips, thumb on clit. You moan as you start to lubricate, digital penetration knuckle deep. Two fingers deep, in and out, moistness drips down your inner thigh, your breast rubs roughly against the trunk of the car. Fingers replaced with head. Head nestled between your labia, you feel two rough man hands on your hips. The shove, eyes wide you gasp....

>>24174696
After an evening of swing dancing we retire for dancing of the more horizontal nature. We settle on a cozy couch with some wine, and have intimate conversation. Eventually our hands begin to rove; you feel down my chest to my zipper, and I run a hand up your thigh to explore your skirt. We find ourselves manually stimulating one another, and before long our clothes are scattered about. Then we turn about for a bit 69ing, and I slap and squeeze your butt as I lick your clit while you suck me most pleasingly. I stand, and carry you wrapped about me to the bedroom, my cock rubbing on your pussy. I fall back so that you're on top, and you expertly slide right onto me, letting a gasp out as I enter your tight cunt. We go at a fast, passionate pace in reverse missionary, and I often grab and slab your most bodacious ass as you play with my hair and grip my shoulders. Then we start getting a little rough... you choke me a little and my love taps get harder. So I turn us over and put you on your face, fucking harder from behind, and yanking back your hair to choke you in return. You get off with a shudder and a surge of wetness around my cock, and I plunge deeper and unleash a wave of cum inside you. We laugh and go take a shower, where we playfully experiment with anal.

>>24157028
>>24157110
>>24157141
>>24157227
>>24157307
>>24157353
>>24157632
>>24157658
>>24157870
>>24160568
>>24161188
I wouldn't fuck you, because I'm not a cheater. (Unless my girl joins the mix, cause she's kinda into that stuff)

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>>24175346

>>24175346
>>24175363
No paid whore

>>24175346
Give 5 dollars to drink my piss

Alright for real last bump... shouldn't enjoy this so much

>>24175346
I'd punch that fat whore until she went on a diet

Bump. Bump. Bump.

Tobi Tobi Tobi.

Bump. Bump. Bump.

Tubee Tubee Tubee.

Bump. Bump. Bump.

>>24174696
Get you passed out drunk and slam you as hard as I can doggy style for hours.

I would make sure you'd wake up not being able to walk and having no idea who did it to you.

>>24157028
throatfuck
>>24157110
doggy
>>24157141
titfuck
>>24157227
cowgirl
>>24157353
69
>>24157632
doggy
>>24157870
throatfuck
>>24160568
titfuck
>>24161188
69
>>24161517
doggy
>>24162243
doggy

>>24162307
>>24170858
>>24161300
>>24157870
>>24162927
Trying another bump? :)