New assumptions thread
I can be first
>>24145846
super fucking bored
>>24145852
sucked 37 dicks (in a row)
>>24145846
Tries to be really cool due to low self confidence. Likes hanging out at bars with friends.
>>24145852
Wears sweatpants a lot and sleeps late.
>>24145846
>>24145852
>>24145875
Posts self way too much
>>24145874
Are u the fag from /x/?
>>24145890
nope
>>24145874
trying to be asshole to protect his soft as easter bunny soul
>>24145903
dammit you got me
Will come back for assumptions when more people
>>24145846
Didn't stop listening to metalcore after high school (same here though). Enjoys going to shows, maybe while on one.
>>24145852
Not happy at your current job. Trying to figure out what exactly it is you want to do, and whether or not it's worth it to put in the time to achieve that.
>>24145872
Acts cocky and confident in order to cover up your social anxiety. Fake it til you make it.
>>24145875
Down to earth and laid back. You enjoy simple things and focus more on yourself than your surroundings.
>>24145885
You're disenchanted with everything and trying to find a hobby that keeps your interest.
>>24145901
You live with your parents still.
>>24145910
That was fucking scary accurate. Nice job.
Youre looking for a few good friends who wont betray you.
>>24145846
goes to warped tour every year
>>24145852
i have no clue
>>24145872
faggot
>>24145874
probably plays magic the gathering
>>24145875
>Europe
>>24145885
doesn't talk much
>>24145901
normal fag
>>24145910
probably trying to be funny at all times
>>24145914
speaks little to no English
>>24145915
sucks dick
>>24145846
Says bruh
>>24145852
Tired of being alone, just tired of everything
>>24145874
Just wants somebody to hold at night
>>24145875
Checks her Instagram too much
>>24145945
Listens to a lot of low-fi
>>24145915
Not used to a lot of interaction or validation but is excited nonetheless
>>24145910
Everything's a joke but it actually hurts inside sometimes
>>24145929
>normal fag
this isn't /r9k/
>>24145957
Nice pike
>>24145962
since when was that exclusive to frogfags?
>>24145901
you are too hot for that shitty dog face
>>24145963
Haha thanks man, that was my first ever. I live farther south so I had never got one before
>>24145969
pressured into drugs by peers
>>24145915
plays rugby
>>24145914
black dudes like yo ass
>>24145974
the dog face makes me hotter though
>>24145917
More like a qt3.14 that won't betray me, but pretty much.
>>24145945
You rely on your guitar as a foundation of your personality.
>>24145957
Typical frat bro appearance, but a nice guy with actual individuality.
Also
>tfw you're right
>>24145987
have a really beat up,old car
>>24145969
have an active youtube channel
>>24145996
Haha I've heard others say the same about me
>and I can see your soul anon. That's how I knew
>>24145987
>playing a sport of any kind
>>24145990
something that covers your face cant make you look hotter
>>24145852
Doesn't have many true friends
>>24145885
Is a WAY sweet guy just looks like a hard ass
>>24145901
Would be better with dating girls if you stopped buying stuff for them in the beginning and scaring them off
>>24145945
Bumble
>>24146073
Pretty accurate.
>>24146073
Looking for someone to keep you happy
>>24146023
Doesnt take shit from anyone
>>24145987
Plays basketball, hangs with friends, has some great stories to tell
>>24145969
Plays guitar, smokes weed
>>24145957
Wants to be accepted, has some great close friends
>>24145945
Never played guitar, carries it around to seem cool
>>24145915
Lives with mom, works as a cook
>>24145914
Stands with your hand on your hip a lot
>>24146148
Doesnt realize the camera can take the picture without being that close
Hates kids and loves art
>>24146150
Yeah:(
>>24146196
With a face like that I'm sure you won't have a hard time finding someone looking to help with that.
>>24146201
Aw
Thank you
>>24146208
Stuck in a career you dont want to be in. Longing to have some fun.
>>24146210
No problemo
>>24146023
Like to smoke weed and listen to really melodic music. Maybe bands like TTNG.
>>24146073
Trying to figure out what you want to do after college. Leaning towards grad school.
>>24146148
Been single for a while, but you're okay with that. You're content with yourself.
>>24146208
Been in more than one band. You know the piercings close a lot of doors for you, but you think the ones worth walking through are the ones where self expression is appreciated.
>>24145901
Leaves comments on social media but never gets replies
>>24145910
Tried to become a photographer to impress a girl
>>24145915
How's that video game youtube channel going?
>>24145945
Ignores girls into him due to self doubt
>>24145969
Obsessively organizes porn
>>24146023
Currently has 3 beta orbiters
>>24146148
Aspiring photoshop artist
>>24146236
Always forgets what day it is, but only when taking a shit so you put a calendar in your bathroom.
>>24146236
but for real:
A caring guy, doesnt have many good friends but you would make a great one.
>>24146227
No ty
I want to be done by college
>>24146236
Vidja game player like that one DS-something bullshit called monster something
>>24146304
Trained for 10 years to hunt down the man who took off your sleeve. You found him and demolished his house, but sitting down to rest after the battle, you realize something. It wasn't worth it. You succeeded in your mission, but how much time had you wasted, for one goal. You rub your bracelet with your thumb as you question your past. Never having found your sleeve, you venture out into the unknown world, to find out who you truly are.
Also 2 edgy.
>>24146313
>>24146304
Where are your assumptions of others?
>>24146313
Thinks the Native American genocide is funny.
>>24146321
Not really, never really even think of it. Though, I will say I'm 1/8th native american, but I don't really "own" it, I don't know who the fuck would.
>>24146321
>>24146304
I got you -
Had sex only one time and with a blond hispanic.
>>24146208
Is actually 50 years old trying to be "hip" like a 15 year old.
>>24146148
Low key conservative hooker like Taylor Swift.
>>24146073
Will suck dick for free if begged enough.
>>24145987
>>24146023
These two are related.
>>24146331
Cool beans. I figured that would be the case haha
So how this is going to work is, for every reply I get past 5 I will reply to another anon. Thanks to all in advance ~ Gwapo
>>24146073
Watches a lot of YouTube musicians, such as Paint and Doddleoddle.
>>24146148
Wouldn't harm a fly, very sweet and kind.
>>24146208
Favorite show Breaking bad? Peaked in high school for sure.
>>24146236
You watch Anime, but are too afraid to share that fact with friends.
>>24146304
You browse /fa/ but are too afraid to post in WAYWT threads because you are afraid your fits are inferior.
>>24146208
Trying to set up new band, taking music history at community college, works at game stop, shops at whole foods, claims to make a good putanesca sauce, eat organic, smokes cigarettes, and weed, occasionally fucks with heroin
>>24146148
was forced into stem by parents, hates own people, refuse to speak native language, disconnected from oriental roots, likes white men
>>24146073
senior in college, unironically studying psychology
>>24146023
majored in art history, work at tat shop, met boyfriend there, copied his style and follows him around, kinda confused about direction in life
>>24145987
played tennis in high school, unsure about sexuality
>>24145969
art history, gender fluid
>>24145957
likes dubstep and pokemon, 420yolo
>>24145945
web designer, self involved, has at least 8 avocados in the fridge, afraid to put self out there
>>24145915
didn't make varsity football, smokes weed now, collects deadmau5 posters
>>24145914
majoring gender studies, loves empanadas
>>24145910
got forced into finance major by dad, drives a brz
>>24145901
gender studies, sophmore
>>24145885
masturbates too much, neet, rich parents
>>24145875
just graduated high school
>>24145874
no sense of humor, edgy, streams heathstone
>>24145852
in a failing relationship but cant detach because don't want to be alone
>>24145846
trying the emo thing to see if it will help pick up chicks
>>24146342
You've killed a man and figured they would find the body after the snow melted. You changed your name and everything about you. Turns out they never found the body and you've lost who you really are.
>>24146350
Damn. 1 of the 3 is right.
>>24146247
Wow, read me like a book
>>24146267
Monster......Hunter?
>>24146349
I never tell anyone, but they always know anyway.
>>24146370
Hates nutty bars.
Never listened to your mom when she told you your face would get stuck like that.
>>24145885
Partly right, i didn't wear sweatpant
You likes changes and can't find yourself in LTRs
>>24145890
You are right
>>24145874
You are of course in big mistake. I assume you before.
>>24145910
I have a dreaming job but you are partly right cause I'm not sure about my studies.
You are an INTP or INTJ, overthinking everything, really good at science.
>>24145945
Rather wrong. I have no bf but i'm not lonely or tired.
You like video games and some nerdy things, low confidence.
>>24146073
Wrong.
Sometimes you pretend silly girl to manipulate others.
>>24146389
My likes change like crazy, second part is part right part wrong. Mind's been tearing itself apart about it. haha
>>24146339
LOL
I don't listen to pity parts and I nip that begging shit in the bud I hate hearing guys ask for anything more than twice in a row
>>24146349
Hell no I mostly hate music related shit on YouTube
>>24146350
Lord no
Sophomore, comp sci
>>24146364
That sounds right I'm so happy you understood what I was trying to say
>>24146389
English pls xoxo
>>24146370
likes nutty bars
>>24146313
I bet you have some serious attitude
>>24146304
has something of a drinking problem
>>24146148
knows how to speak a couple of languages fairly well.
>>24146073
easy to get along with, not insufferable
>>24145901
has played lacrosse in some point in his life
>>24145875
you smell like mint
>>24146446
you have something very secret in that trunk behind you.
>>24146446
Probably likes Bon Iver and hates good movies
>>24146428
I'll improve my english but if you can't understand what I said, just because few mistakes, then you are in worse sittuation cause it's impossible to improve IQ
>>24146446
Bullied in school.
It's difficult for you to keep focused on one thing.
>>24146370
Everyone calls you a two letter nickname, DJ or JC or something like that.
Bit of a hipster.
>>24146342
You read a lot of online guides and tutorials.
>>24146313
You buy cheap and generic shit, not because you can't afford it, but because you don't care enough to buy other shit.
>>24146304
You post your urbex photos on reddit.
>>24146208
regrets a few decisions.....
>>24146342
probably runs a drug ring....
>>24146370
i want ur nutty bars bb ;)
>>24146732
looks like he's about to beat/rape/kill/kidnap/punch me the fuck out
>>24146941
>dindunuffin.meme
Man people always say something like that.
You generally have a pretty good sense of humour, mostly self-deprecation.
Probably too young to be on here.
>>24146941
likes airplanes or working with tech in general
>>24146732
could like surfing or bmx, owns an iphone
>>24146446
owns many nice dresses, friendly to people in general
>>24146370
always down to do crazy fun stuff
>>24146342
being well dressed is obviously important to you. also doing your job well
>>24146313
posts this in /fa for laughs
>>24146732
uwu so brooding and sexy post moar
>>24147147
Ayy lmao yeah, pretty accurate.
You travel a lot, and love going to exotic places.
>>24147299
Not sure if you're serious, but cheers.
>>24147383
Vry srs
But on second look you look like moot and maxim had a baby
>>24147416
I bet it's my serial killer eyebrows that do it
>>24147425
Serial killers are hawt
>>24146236
from your friends group you are seen as the paternal figure and the figure to give calm rational advice, and you feel affirmed and confident because of that, but deep down you long for intimacy and to play the role of the child yourself :)
>>24146313
You like Buddhism? haha it also looks like you read male fashion advice and only follow half their advice. you seem like a nice guy but you take things too seriously and overanalyse things
>>24145885
wants to see more action in his life and hopes to make the best of opportunities beause he hasn't before, but when you see them they may seem confronting
>>24146446
you look like a very good chef that always gives your appreciators larger servings than yourself
>>24146732
you seem bipolar and a lot of girls fall for you exacerbated with your bipolarity
>>24147383
>>24146732
cool, where do you surf?
hi fellas
>>24147439
you enjoy french movies, or like france in general
>>24147147
you like x games
>>24146941
dank memes lolll!!! XD
>>24146732
cool guy, probably have a decent number of friend, you also like fight club
>>24146446
you enjoy watching your enemies suffer
>>24146370
you are probably the stronger being in the whole universe
>>24146342
can decapitate someone with a roundhouse kick
>>24147433
Then you'll love my nigga TB
>>24147439
No bipolar fortunately. But unfortunately not many girls fall for me ;_;
You couldn't imagine living out of the city.
You believe in constant self-improvement. You probably have a few certifications.
>>24147442
A place in Aus funnily enough called Surfers Paradise. It's normally pretty tame but it can get pretty good. I haven't gone in a few weeks though.
You surf?
>>24147453
Pretty close, I don't have a heap, but I don't have any problems making new ones.
And who doesn't like fightclub? Come on, man.
You hate mainstream shit. Not in a hipster way, but as in you just hate moving with the "sheep" and you'd rather do things your own way.
>>24147477
ahaha, dunno man, you just had the face of someone who really enjoys fight club
also i'm sorry but you kinda missed it, i enjoy everything i enjoy regardless of who made it and how famous it is
>>24147477
yes, not a lot lately because I moved, but I want to start it again so baldly!
>>24147461
>tfw qt serial killer doesnt post any moar pics
Feelsbadman.jpg
>>24147536
I posted one here tho
>>24147503
>inb4 you're gathering a collection of images and information to use against me in the future
>>24147489
Fair enough!
That's a really chill attitude.
>>24147494
Where did you move to? Ocean near by or do you need to travel?
>>24147551
ocean is far away now :/ I'm in Europe
>>24147547
Id never do that friend :^)
Sweet birb
>>24147555
Oh man, you'd pretty much have to plan a few days to go, that sucks. But ah well, as long as you do go.
>>24147560
Wheres your pictures?
>>24145846
dullard
>>24145852
degenerate whore
>>24145872
moron
>>24145874
pretentious cunt
>>24145885
insecure
>>24145901
has several friends who are women
>>24145910
dullard
>>24145914
matronly personality, wants children
>>24145915
plays fifa on his xbox while his mum pesters him to find a job
>>24145945
browses /mu/ and only listens to music in hopes that he will impress his future girlfriend
>>24145957
chill guy
>>24145969
utter wankstain judging by the earings
>>24145987
drug addict
>>24146023
insecure
>>24146073
doty numbskull
>>24146148
not really you
>>24146208
practices "neo-paganism"
>>24146236
clinically depressed
>>24146304
fucking /fa/ cretin who actually fell for the goofninja meme
>>24146342
absolute bro
>>24146370
uses tumblr
>>24146446
enjoys attention
>>24146732
chad who comes here for ego strokes
>>24146941
16 yrs old
>>24147147
works as a snowboarding instructor
>>24147453
suffers from anorexia, pays close attention to their calorie intake.
>>24147585
Roasted.
>>24147574
Im in the pet thread with the doxie ._.
>>24145852
>Always wants to be first
>got some unnecessary insecurities
>>24145846
>is crazy to some extent
>>24145901
>thinks no one will get that he's underage
>>24145910
>partly asian ?
>>24145914
>hates on skinny girls and says they are unattractive
>>24145987
>Smoke weed everyday
>>24146023
>Feminist/10
>>24146073
>not loyal/10
>>24146148
>very nasty girl
>>24146208
>alcoholic
>>24146236
>depressed and looking for a reason in life
>>24146313
>thinks he's a minority because of one relative 20 generations ago
>>24146446
>likes to think that people think she's evil because she's very nice in reality
>>24147439
>Would love to be rich
>>24147453
You're good. I do love French movies and France in general
>>24147477
That's strange you looked very handsome in your photo. You're pretty astute, too, I can't imagine living out of the city and have a few certifications that're pretty good for my socioeconomic station. not very explicit on constant self improvement though haha
>>24147585
whats the matter
>>24146694
Don't get so moody over your own typo lol
>>24146732
lol my actual birth name is KC so damn dog
Assume
>>24147604
scottish
>>24147592
I can't find the thread ;_;
>>24147596
Thank you! You're too kind.
Sometimes I'm pretty good at these, sometimes I miss it completely.
That's awesome though! You must be making bank.
>>24147603
I fucking knew it.
>>24147617
Very obviously into occult.
You like like fantasy book and you've probably seen a UFO.
You take recreation drug like DMT and acid.
You're possibly too loyal to your two closest friends.
>>24147614
U linked it like 5 mins ago wtf anon
>>24147617
Nice pink chair
U beat someones ass with it right
>>24147631
Well duh.
>>24147631
kek I thought you meant something else.
Okay, I'll look for the doxie.
Before I do, have a skype?
>>24147638
Dem eyes
>>24147641
Nope
>>24147640
Won best hair in hs superlatives
>>24147655
:)
>>24147655
Damn.
I think I found you.
Nice doggo, how old is he?
>>24147662
Ancient, almost 14
>>24147585
Uh no I listen to music that I hope will impress my cat
>>24147675
Old dogs are the best dogs.
I've always wanted a little pup... I don't know why I haven't.
Would you recommend a doxie?
>>24147718
Yes!!! i will have moar , i want a bigger dog too
>>24147690
Stars in peaky blinders
>>24147738
A smaller doggo and a bigger one works well I think. I have a few mates that have that combo and it works pretty well from what I've seen.
What big dog are you thinking?
Get an Australian cattle dog, but only if you're crazy into walks and all that.
Well good to talk to ya. I've got a biology assessment to fail in 6 hours so I'm gonna get some sleep. But if you end up making a skype, add me: the_-rat_-king
>>24147640
Me. Fucking sideways phone uploads making me look like an idiot.
This took forever.
>>24145846
Bro. always down to party and always has good weed. However, turns into a huge asshole after a few beers.
>>24145885
Smart but lacks social skills.
>>24145910
Often condescending.
>>24145914
Probably has a good sense of humor but laughs way too much.
>>24145915
Lacks confidence so he fishes in threads like these.
>>24145945
Plays guitar well but has never been able to find three other dudes he liked well enough to form a band with.
>>24145987
You look mean.
>>24145957
People who fish regularly do not wear life vests. I assume this isn't a hobby of yours, but you like to get out there and try new things.
>>24145969
Tough. Works out a lot.
>>24146023
Hipster chick. Likes all the things you would expect her to like.
>>24146073
Boring but gets by on looks.
>>24146148
Are you 12?
>>24146208
Been through some tough shit in life but keeps his head up.
>>24146236
Keeps a calender on the wall but never writes anything on it. Always forgets to turn the page.
>>24146304
Wishes he could be a video game character.
>>24146313
Triggers cultural appropriation.
>>24146342
Style is too formal. You're too uptight.
>>24146370
Has diabetes.
>>24146446
Party chick.
>>24146941
Disorganized
>>24147439
Born with a silver spoon.
>>24147453
Likes punk music and skateboarding.
>>24147595
Posts a picture of himself with a friend to let everyone here know he has a friend.
>>24147604
We have a similar style. Would hang out with.
>>24147617
Likes to cosplay. Secretly wishes she were an actress.
>>24147782
Oh cool ill look into them... I want a smart dog, some type of working dog
>the_-rat_-king
Is actually charlie kelly
>>24147845
Haha so cynical... I was born to two parents making an annual household income of 13k USD a year, granted that's just below average in Kazakhstan, the silver spoon could be shinier :p
>>24147845
u look for the bad in a photo but the world always needs a little balance, thanks for the stuff my maine
>>24147845
into video games and comics but gossips like a middle age woman
>>24147690
big Vikings fan
>>24147658
had a lot of insecurity in her past, rave culture opened her up
>>24147604
repressing something
>>24147595
british and likes parties
>>24147453
bi or gay and likes radiohead
>>24147439
watched and enjoyed strawberry panic as a kid
>>24147147
watched and enjoyed strawberry panic as a kid
>>24146941
into sph
>>24146732
listened to brand new and fob as a teen, still likes them
>>24146446
loves trying new food but really doesn't want to be called a foodie
>>24146370
pansexual and listens to andrew jackson jihad
>>24147885
I love the way you think about things
>>24147926
>bi or gay and likes radiohead
Kek
>>24147658
goes to rock/punk festivals religiously
>>24147690
enlightened /pol
>>24147926
kind geek that wants to be a primary school teacher
>>24147926
wth?!?!?!?
*in hank hill;s voice" goddamnit, can you think of anything BESIDES sph?
>>24147926
not gay nor bi, i like radiohead tho
anyway i'm guessing you probably get mistaken for a kid pretty often but i'm not really sure the thing upsets you that much
>>24147845
yep
also i think you ilke violent femmes, maybe
>>24147585
nope sorry, i'm just really skinny but i eat a fair ammount of food and have no eating disorder
the only really guess i can make on you is that is 2016 and you still think you can break people over the internet i guess?
>>24147690
you know and like peste noire
>>24147951
>she said he likes dick! LOL EPIC XDDDD
i'm guessing you should remove yourself or at least stop being twelve
>>24147926
I'm not pan but maybe I am, idk, I haven't explored that part of myself. I've been to two AJJ concerts though so nice job.
>>24147967
Was laughing about the radiohead part u twat
>>24148031
>she said he likes radiohead! LOL EPIC XDDDD
i'm guessing you should remove yourself or at least stop being twelve
>>24148034
anon ur so right ill leave now
>>24148034
why do you hate radiohead so much
>>24148117
>implying any of us hate radiohead
>>24147952
does a lot of little diy deco projects
>>24147926
this is you when younger. your parents drive one of those jeeps
>>24147690
gymrat, likes beer
>>24147658
will watch suicide squad for sure>>24147640
either lazy or sports
>>24147926
holy shit im in love
>>24147845
Wow, you hit the nail right on the fucking head for me
>>24145945
hello
>>24146423
Didn't ask.
Im not underage.
>>24147439
You were kind of right about the Buddhism. I haven't actually done any research on the topic, however what my friendschedule have told me about it seem to be agreeable.
Yes, I do read male fashion advice and do try to follow ithe as best as my retarded mind can.
I actually don't take things seriously enough, it's become a problem actually.
I guess I could say I'm not underage, but you guys wouldn't believe it anyway
>>24148869
Plays a lot of Civ 5
>>24148853
Jiu Jitsu Practitioner
>>24148837
Was in his college's varsity frisbee team
>>24148798
Loves the beach
>>24148457
Listens to Tame Impala
>>24147952
Uses Tumblr unironically but not autistic enough to get triggered by 4chan
>>24147926
Is into highly crazy sex
>>24147658
Daddy issues
>>24147640
Loves mainstream hip hop
>>24147638
Plays bass
>>24147617
Writes poetry
>>24147604
Prefers sandals to shoes
>>24147595
Enjoys anal sex, both delivering and receiving
Bunp
>>24145842
Im not sure
>>24145872
Doesn't even own a real crown and is not of noble blood