Lets make a measurement thread to get some decent statistics.

>>24144502
If the guys of /soc/ who normally post in dick/big dick threads on here actually had to do this their camera tricks would be exposed.
No one is going to post.
Nice idea, but it ain't going to happen.

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Closest thing I have is a banana.

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i don't have a tailors tape so its a real bitch to take a photo with a ruler
pic 1

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>>24146900
and pic 2

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One thing to note, the first inch of my tape is ripped so I'm starting the measurements at one meaning my length is 7 inches and girth is 5.5

>>24146900
You're digging that ruler like 2 inches into your body, your dick is only really about 5 inches....

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>>24147073
Post no. 2

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>>24146172
There u are

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>>24147441
And girth

>>24146900
At least you don't have a metal ruler. Fuck that noise.

>>24147441
you have a tiny head not really worth suckable

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Here is mine not the biggest thing haha, don't be rude

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>>24147838
Sorry for the quality, here is my really average

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Length and...

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>>24148039
...girth

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I've got quite a few. Flaccid I'm around 5.5-6. Here is a pic next to a can for comparison.

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>>24148787
And a measuring shot to go with it. I'm semi in this photo.

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my girth, a little less than 7"

>>24147075
The tape doesn't start at 1 dude.

>>24149182
More? Preferably with a higher resolution

>>24147441
>>24147445
9.5/10, nice shape and girth, smooth too

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Length = 6.1 inches
Girth = 5.9 inches
Width = 2.2 inches
Balls = full

>>24149445
i'm starting the measurements at one, the tape is cut of at the very start meaning to measure that first inch would be inacurate because it would be a small inch

>>24144502
>can't see the base
That's okay I guess, wow almost 6" girth. Hurt any girls with that? 5/10
>>24146900
Gotta measure from the top, you're adding on like 1/2" easy. 5/10
>>24146909
First good measurement. You got a weird hair cut though, 4.5/10
>>24147073
Nice, head's a lil small though 6.5/10
>>24147441
How bout you mr. tiny head, make any girls "complain"? 6/10
>>24147838
>>24147851,
Gotta measure from the top, 5.5/10
>>24148039
Adorable but also very aesthetic, 6.5/10 You're heads kind of dry though, do you 'wear' your foreskin up?
>>24148787
>>24148803
A can is 4.8" tall, not a good measurement took when you say you're 5.5-6" soft. Still 7/10
>>24149182
God damn, you must have hurt someone with that. Any length pictures?

>>24149182
please provide sex anecdotes of how women responded to that girth.

>>24146909
You give me courage

>>24150198
Why do people post shit like this? A wall of ratings when no one asked for them?

>4 inch dick "weird haircut"
>8 inch dick "a lil small though"

Oh I see. He's a tiny peen troll.

>>24147445
>please provide sex anecdotes of how women responded to that girth.

you too.

Does sex with most women involving some sort of preparatory training?

>>24149182
hung af my dude

>>24150243
You sound mad, what's wrong with rating dicks? Even though no one 'asked', that's kind of the whole point in someone posting their dick in threads like this.
>4 inch dick "weird haircut"
Yep, what's not weird about a bald patch surrounded by 3/4" long hair?
>8 inch dick "a lil small though"
It's 7", and I was talking about the head being small in comparison
>He's a tiny peen troll
Yep, my dick's so small that it's a clit.

>>24150198
I into have an electric shaver which is hard to get close on most parts of my dick/balls. Sorry.

>>24147445
Cherry? Is that you?

>>24150460
Lol, it's a measurement thread not a salivating faggot thread. There's nothing to comment on unless you're discussing length or girth. Also, appropriate measurements are side measured and bone pressed.

https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement-basics/how-to-measure-your-penis.v3.html

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>>24151489
Weird how only people who haven't posted there dicks are mad about me rating others.
>not a salivating faggot thread
So is it okay if i'm a girl?
>appropriate measurements are side measured
I've never seen a study where they measured from the side, they all do BP or NBP
>There's nothing to comment on unless you're discussing length or girth
So leave out the numbers then, gotcha

bamp

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>>24147756
Is it that bad? :(

>>24152754
i don't think the other anon understands cocks
when you're solid, the head is a fine size
in fact your cock is pretty aesthetic
moar? soft if possible plx

How in the fuck do you guys get these dicks? Is it RNG, or do penis exercises work?

>>24151539
You're just annoying you think anybody cares what some degenerate homo has to say about their dick? You're not a girl so nobody cares

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>>24152775
Luck of the draw for me. I'm between 7.75 and 8" depending on state of arousal and the day, and 6" girth. Don't have a tape measure so can't post a measured pic( I'll grab one later today), but here is one of my wife giving me an hj. I've never done any of that exercise bullshit simply because I doubt it works.

>>24152890
Does the cock ring work

>>24152986
Feels great. I never had a problem with stamina so that isn't what I use it for

>>24152991
Does it make it bigger tho

>>24152890
Rice genes makes me unlucky, then.

>>24153036
No, but it's not supposed to.

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>>24152816
Yet another non dick poster, why so salty?
>cares what some degenerate homo has to say about their dick
I don't think you know where you are, do you understand you're in a thread full of dicks, sir?
>I am a homo tho, for girls
>>24152890
I would love to see this thing with a ruler for sure. Your wife looks tiny, lots of foreplay/lube needed? Since only non-cocks have complained, 8/10
>simply because I doubt it works
I've seen some studies using specifically penis pumps that had negligible effects, but they also do weird organ expansion things as well where like they'll fill a bladder with a balloon and constantly inflate/deflate it over a period of time and the tissue with grow, similar to how lifting weights and building muscle works.

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kik honeypot444

28/m/bi/805

>>24153380
>I would love to see this thing with a ruler for sure. Your wife looks tiny, lots of foreplay/lube needed? Since only non-cocks have complained, 8/10

I'm going to grab a soft tape measure on the way home from work tonight for you, anon.

Wife isn't that tiny unfortunately lol She takes it pretty easily once we're going, actually, but yeah lube and foreplay definitely helps. She is always sore later though

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It's hard to keep it straight with this ruler lmao

I don't get how all these studies show the average is like 5 inches yet almost everyone ITT is 6+.

>>24153892
Because the average and below aren't replying to this thread

Fuck, more pics needed.

The average dick length ITT is ~6.3, for a total of 76.5 inches of dick ITT.

>>24153892
Mostly because quite a few of these pics are measured improperly to add that little extra

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>>24153490
Adorable. Have you have had sex simply because someone said they were curious?
>>24153775
Damn, that's a cervix bruiser. I tried to work out your circumference too, am I about right at 12.5cm? 7/10
>>24154440
I'm prolly way more off with yours, ~4' girth? 6.5/10
>>24153892
>almost everyone ITT is 6+
Because people with above average dicks love showing them off! But also because some of 'em are measuring at the side and adding on like 1/2"
Pic related is a study that had ~20,000 peni
>>24155268
Beautiful, i'm so glad you took the time to add it all up.
>>24155176
Here here

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Circumference is pretty easy to fake, so I added diameter as well

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No tape does this count?

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Neat idea, OP

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>>24156306
This one hurt to take since the metal lip kept pressing into my dick

>>24155554
Damn that's a nice cock. 7.5/10
>kinda like you're size bone pressed
>>24155620
Math magic tells me ~7x6". Very nice, 7/10
>>24156306
>>24156308
Ouch, hope you didn't cut yourself. I think every dick owner needs tailors tape. Juicy foreskin. 6.5/10

>>24156314
Nah, it just made an indent that went away after a couple of minutes. No big deal.

I've heard of dick measuring contests, but this is ridiculous!

>>24155319
is this legit?

>>24157842
numbers look a bit low to me, and curve looks a bit rigged, but maybe its right...

>>24149182
Nice dick. Great head. Amazing girth but I doubt it's real. You look closer to 6", nevertheless good length and gook looking

>>24155554
Nice dick. I'd like to feel it stretch my asshole. 9/10. Beautiful head, great girth.

>>24153775
Nice shape. Great for a deepthroating. 8/10

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don't have a ruler handy

>>24157842
I think so
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
>Using the overall weighted mean and sd, 20000 observations were simulated from the normal distribution to generate the nomograms
>>24159749
My math is failing me today so maybe 6.5" by 5.5"? You need a ruler so I can see how close I am. 7/10, and good game choice. I didn't like the 2nd one so much tho cause it was like 75% easier than the first.

>>24147441
Good dick size, good skin, 8/10

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K blaze_fast

>>24153775
Kik?

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Yeah... :3