Hey anons if you ever have sex what are some things you want

>>24099666
I like tripping a lot but have never had sex on acid or shrooms.

Honestly just making out with someone while peaking seems like it'd be amazing.

I want to spank a girl
No clue how I'll ever get someone I don't know very well to do that with me though haha

>>24099683
Weird thing but 90% of the girls like spanking. I was doing it with this normal cute girl and suddenly she said 'spank me'. Honestly you should just try it.

>>24099740
Seems like such a weird thing to do
Also seems weird to ask if I can do it

>>24100093
Don't ask, just try it. Most girls love it. Source: I'm a girl, I have girlfriends.

>>24100126
real life femanon, seconded
haha i think everyone likes spanking
dont start too rough, though.

i personally like to be spanked hard enough to cry lel
but not everyone has the same kinks

>>24100126
I don't think all girls would appreciate suddenly being "hit" in the heat of the moment

>>24100131
You can start out soft. I mean if you've ever had sex before you know how things go. Try it softly and ask if she likes it, then try it a little harder etc. Or just stroke her bum a little, check the reaction, barely slap it etc. I mean you can build up to things without fucking abusing her. Trust me, that's not what I meant.

>>24100131
Yes they would. Every partner I've ever had loved being spanked, unfortunately it does nothing for me

>>24100138
>>24100141
Heh. I guess I'll see, if I ever get laid

>>24100305
you'll get laid. stop worring about it and it'll just happen

>>24100310
>Assuming I'm even slightly good looking :P

>>24100314
if anything you're avarage, being ugly is hard to do

>>24100319
you haven't even seen me though haha

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I want to be fucked in the kitchen. That's my fantasy. Too bad I'll never have anyone to do it with.

>>24100421
Kitchen table is a good one, or pooltable

>>24100524
picnic table
>>24100321
i think your too hard on yourself anon

>>24100530
I guess it's better being too hard on yourself than thinking too much of yourself :)

I want to get spanked but I'm afraid of asking anyone to sleep with me because I'm fat and don't want to get rejected...

>>24100802
Buy a hooker

>>24099666
Dubs&trips! Nice.

You know those fold-out baby changing tables you see in public bathrooms? I wonder if they can hold the weight of an adult woman being fucked in the ass.

>>24100849
That is below the zero point for a female to buy a hooker...

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>>24100802
>female
>afraid of being rejected
You think you know rejection? I was born in it! Molded by it! No one was happy to see me until I was already a man, and by then it was just CONFUSING AS FUCK!

>>24101339
haha. At least it worked out for you when you became a man.
Anyone that I meet so far just seem disgusted and not in the mood for a conversation at all.

>>24101355
How fat is fat, and is your face nice or busted? Age? We can tell you how to not get rejected. There are methods to this.

>>24102807
250 pounds fat. Pretty bad but my face is alright just chubby. People can't really say I am obese from my pictures that is why I'm afraid of meeting anyone in real life.

>>24099666
I'd like to make a really intelligent girl cum several times a day every day.