How do I get a /soc/ gf?

>>24095775
whats a /soc/ girlfriend

>>24095775
Kill yourself and enjoy your 40 virgins.

>>24095838
I'm not arab, I don't get this meme
>>24095779
Idk

>>24095775
You have good facial aesthetics so if you haven't gotten laid your either a manlet or a social retard

What's your height?

>>24095878
My bad didn't properly read what you wrote I just remember you from that kissless virgin rate thread

>>24095878
I am a social retard, yes

>>24095859
No. You're just a terrorist. Kill yourself. You suck. Stop posting here and complaining about nothing. Women don't like you because of your shitty attitude. You're either trolling or delusional. Fuck off and get a shrink.

>>24096101
lol
You're the one who needs to see a shrink, you blithering autist.

>>24096117
>jokes on you. I'm only pretending to be retarded.

>>24096121
?
I didn't say anything like that. But you're the one getting upset at a guy and labeling him a terrorist simply because you don't like him.

>>24095775
You don't want one

t. made that mistake once

be white

>>24095775
Be likeable it's not hard. I've gotten contactfagged by 6 whores off here because I'm a decent person.

>>24096149
It's pretty hard

>>24095775
Why is it you make threads like this and in others you say you don't even want one?

>>24096178
I guess I'm just a really complicated person xD

>>24095775
>how do I get a dirty cum tissue

>>24096142
Story?

Just stopping in to say that I like your threads. I'm the guy who asked you if it was cool to use your picture to troll /pol/

>>24096303
Oh, I remember you. I don't think that thread gained much traction though. Glad to hear you enjoy my threads!

>>24096159
No. Your penis is soft and receded to within your pathetic crotch. Cry. Cry and watch as your tears dribble down your torso and pool above your tiny, withered balls. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>24096317
Jesus you're pathetic.

>>24096310
I used to be a really good r9k shitposter/tripfag. I believe you're in the same line of business as me. I'm 95% sure you're trolling people. It doesn't even matter if you're not, either way, you're making people mad, it's hilarious and I applaud it.

>>24096353
To be frank with you, I truly am a socially inept virgin, that much is true. But I will admit that I often make inflammatory posts in order to watch the asshurt that ensues :)

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>"that one guy I told you about is making threads again"

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>>24095775
>real virgins only!
>you've been hugged? Get out normie!
>relationships are overrated

>anyone on /soc/ want to be my GF pls respond

>>24096518
pls respond

>>24096407
Have you thought about switching it up? Dress funny and start talking about how much pussy you slay on /fa/, things like that.

>>24096547
sounds like a lot of work

>>24096594
How your currently dress is unlikely to be /fa/ approved. You could just use the exact same style of picture you use now, that's no additional work.

>>24096635
I've never been big on autism clothing

>>24095775
stop being a nigger

>>24096668
what an original post xD

>>24096518
Fucking lol. I was in that thread.

>>24096947
which thread
There have been tons like it

>>24096966
The one he quoted you fucking dumbass. Or are you so pathetic that you've made that same thread several times?

You're like the new Brandon, except you're an asshole.

You ask a girl out, simple.

Stop looking like a guy out of a Spike Lee film

op i will give u a 7-8/10

>>24096973
>he can't read
I specifically said that there had been tons like it, you illiterate fuck.
>>24096975
Literally how?
>>24097105
I don't get this meme
>>24097131
you too

>>24096291
She left my in a shitty way after lieing to my face.

On the bright side she stopped posting here after leaving

>>24095903
You look quite handsome. Do you have Asperger's/autism or are you just socially inexperienced?

>>24097537
He's a wizard, Harry.

JUST
U
S
T

>>24096522
Responded. Pls r8.

>>24097528
That's good at least
>>24097537
I don't think I have autism. My mother would never get me diagnosed with any of that, and I wouldn't want to be diagnosed if I had it.
>>24097540
Not yet
>>24097544
EL JUSTO
>>24097553
10/10

>>24097635
Why not?

>>24097651
I don't want to have anything like that as official. Plain and simple.

Can I be a part of your virgin army, OP? I think you'd be the perfect person to lead the beta uprising. Let's get this going dude fo'real. Where you at? The bay area?

>>24097678
Same, it'd be like a sentence.
Though my psychiatrist when specifically asked said that she doesn't think I have assbyrgers

>>24097716
I will NEVER go to a psychiatrist either. Fuck that shit.
>>24097690
bay area? Fuck no. I wouldn't go to california if my life depended on it. Also, I would never lead an army of virgins. Stop posting about violent things like that online, it'll getcha on a watchlist.

This negro also spams r9k. Sage. This a white site subhuman

>>24098227
Bump

>>24098227
:)
:(

>>24098227
he is the evidence that not all blacks are savages
despite his kissless virginity the light of reason illuminates him

>>24099820
I'm touched, anon :)

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>>24097161
>I don't get this meme
You have the exact same expression and look as pic related. Same race doesn't help either.

>>24100455
You've never been touched. Women sense your inadequacy from miles away. Those that don't have their radar up are flung away the moment you brush up against them on crowded sidewalks. Your own mother wouldn't hug you.

>>24101110
I don't get this meme
>>24101147
My mother does hug me though:D

>>24096518
You're confusing /soc/ with /r9k/ again.

>>24101342
>you're confusing /soc/ with /r9k/ again

yeah there's a big difference between guys who don't get laid vs guys who don't get laid

>>24101381
Between /soc/ and /r9k/? You bet there is.

>>24096149
>6 whores
>decent person
...right

>>24101438
He sounds like a decent guy to me, he at least tried to help.

>>24101446
Helping.. Bragging..
Not interchangeable

>>24101454
idk, you sound butthurt

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>>24101342
You're obviously very new to /soc/ is this is the first thread you've seen OP post.

Pic sorta related. From /r9k/

>>24101847
*if this is

>>24101847
>this guy is still asshurt