Assumptions thread

>>24094413

Idk how this thread works but you look like you do chaos magick.

>>24094413
i assume you eat insects

i reckon you're this autistic cunt

>>24093754

>>24094413
Likes kanye

>>24094425
u are mistaken, friend

>>24094431
probably had a threesome with two black guys

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>>24094431

>>24094437
I'm not that fun

>>24094438
does it up the butt?

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>>24094413

>>24094452
Not that fun either
Think more mundane, anon

>>24094466

are you telling me that you're completely vanilla in the bedroom?

cause i'm calling bullshit

>>24094475
Call it what u want anon
ULL NVR KNO

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>>24094413
Still plays n64
>>24094438
Is obviously a slut
>>24094456
Holy fok m8

>>24094490
What?

>>24094490
Loool
Kik ELITE member

>>24094498
*kkk

>>24094498
...wot m8?
>>24094497
Just a fucked picture desu. If I had to assume something about you it would be that you work at a fast food restaurant and are also a kiss less virgin

>>24094509
Fake

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I'd rape all of you

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Fire away
> mom I *am* sideways it's not a phase

>>24094633
Wouldn't actually rape me

>>24094633
Post your boobies again

>>24094490
You must get mistaken for a butch lesbian all the time

>>24094765
Pay me

>>24094776
Do you accept dank (you)s?

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>>24094758
likes music festivals
>>24094646
hard working
>>24094633
related to the joker
>>24094509
likes to dance
>>24094490
sees no sunlight
>>24094456
schoolboy
>>24094438
likes to make diy home deco
>>24094413
underage stoner kid

>>24094758
Has a lot of female friends and doesnt try to sleep with them

>>24094509
Shops at abercrombie

>>24094633
Had an abortion in high school

>>24095003
likes tommy hilfiger and ralph lauren

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>>24094413
Had a nice time with a mermaid.
>>24094438
You hate this girl.
>>24095010
> Had an abortion in high school
Holy shit.

>>24094413
weird and eat shit food all the time

>>24094438
basic white girl starterpack

>>24094633
mental problems

>>24094413
You play bass and enjoy smoking weed. You think of yourself as a party-animal. You wish the day began at midday, and ended at 3-4am. You've never had a serious relationship, and the only sexual contact you've had has been while drunk and/or with virgins.

>>24094438
You regularly drink too many vodka-based mixed-drinks, and then get angry when people hit on you. When you're sober, you like to get men's attention, even though you're in a relationship.

>>24094456
You listen to angry teenage music, and like to come across as unstable. In reality, you do casual work at a fast-food joint, and spend your paychecks largely on tabletop/card gaming and Nerf guns.

>>24094490
You're gay, enjoy EDM, and work the night-shift. You haven't cooked a meal at home since you moved out of your parent's place. You don't currently live in the city of your birth. You enjoy taking pills before a night out.

>>24094509
You consider that photo one of the best that you have of yourself, and are unaware that you look like you're in agony. You're loud when you're out with friends, but are actually quite insecure and conscious. You want to study psychology, but are currently doing something related to hospitality.

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>>24094413
thinks he's more attractive than he is
>>24094438
pot head?
>>24094456
thinks everyone is his friend.
>>24094490
hits on girls at the bar until they have him kicked out.
>>24094509
is fake smiling through her abusive marriage
>>24094633
likes metal music and girls (would let you rape me...)
>>24094984
tries very hard not to look like a skin head

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>>24095003
Here's another pic :)

>>24095748
american bro type guy
>>24095725
high voice, funny, kinda normal
>>24095705
thought abot doing porn

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>>24094413
underage
>>24094984
you are very popular
>>24095705
swallows

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>>24094413
Small circle of frieds but tight knit
>>24094438
Promiscuous
>>24094456
Took AP Classes
>>24094490
Definitely on Kik
>>24094509
Independent
>>24094633
Standard issue "Alt" girl
>>24094646
Parents had a lot of power of you as a kid
>>24094984
Loves a beer with his friends
>>24095003
High energy
>>24095705
Body confident af
>>24095748
Insecure as fuck
>>24095787
Nervous around girls

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>>24094413
I assume your name Jordan :O
>>24094456
Probably wears windbreakers and new balances
>>24094758
Probably try to eat ass
>>24095828
You get alot of white girls

>>24095777
thought about it yes, did it? no.
>>24095787
true. im not ashamed to admit it.
>>24095828
meh

>>24095893
The accuracy of your assumption hurt me lmfao also as an assumption: Good with make up

>>24095893
You're half right. I don't try to eat ass, I do eat ass! After a shower though.
You look like you've probably had a lot of sex. And that's pretty cool. Not terribly straightforward, but can speak your mind when the time comes.

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>>24095893
kinda hipster, like to live in a different way, in every aspect, from music to hobbies
>>24095828
smart but little badass and strong womanizer
>>24095787
sarcastic, hides emotions

>>24095975
Wait... Is that you just being like "Aww, you don't even know HOW much white pussy I get!", or am I misreading that comment?

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>>24096003
Kinda snooty
>>24095893
A real sweetheart
>>24095828
Lax bro
>>24095787
Knows how to tie a lot of different kinds of knots

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>>24096049
I bet you're really laid back and great to hang out with on a porch.

>>24096003
You seem very standoffish and difficult to strike up a conversation with. Willing to bet your smile is very rewarding rewarding.

>>24095893
You look like you live on my block. Latina that sticks close to her family and friends.

>>24095828
Great guy to have a beer with.

>>24095787
Soft spoken and outwardly good natured. Probably has a really dark sense of humor.

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>>24095705
Enjoys _rough_ sex.

>>24095003
Has british or irish blood.

>>24096072
Acts hipster as fudge, but is still a cool person.

>>24096181
Neither british nor irish :) not all gingers haha

>>24096186
Damn! Could be though.
Mhm.
You're often happy and spread it to people around you.

>>24096192
I try :)

>>24096204
You... you like horses!

>>24096233
Eh, no
1/3 assumptions right so far, I guess :)

>>24096240
Damn. I'm horrible at this today.
Was super good last night. :<

Any assumptions on me?

>>24096242
Don't know why but you look like you're addicted to Pokemon Go
But then again, who isn't, currently :P
Anyway, can't see your face well on that pic :(

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currently watching friends and its fucking epic lololololol

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>>24096256
Not tested Pokémon GO, honestly.
My brothers play it however.

Ehm, I actually don't have a lot of pictures of myself.. And none are really closeups of my face. :/
Found this one, but it's really really old. My face has become a lot more.. "rough" since then.
Had a babyface back then, lol.

>>24096626
i can make the assumption that you have molested childs, but how many, i can make no assumptions.

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>>24094509
Basic like me
>>24094633
You're cute and all but you look like you'd cry with a belt around your neck so I'll pass
>>24095003
Very energetic
>>24095705
Great head, freak on bed
>>24095748
Marines?
>>24095893
Liberal

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>>24096181
Patriotic
>>24096271
Lazy
>>24096626
Didnt like the Star wars prequels
>>24096674
Would call someone a faggot in a public place

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>>24096739
Wont say you're wrong. xD
Ehm.. knows.. sign language?

>>24096767
Nah its just an ok gesture.
>Swedish flag
>patriotic
How many times did the hatespeech Police trow you in jail?

>>24096797
You swedish yourself or howcome you know being patriotic isnt really.. good... in sweden?

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>>24096739
I have no public filter and I live in California.

>>24096835
I live in Germany for a while now... I heard some storys about Sweden though

>>24096874
*shruggs*
Yeah. I've been called nazi, racist, spat at and refused to be serviced in shops. (Espresso House and some random store I believe it was)

Truth be told, Sweden is a fucking mess when it comes to politics and people don't know what is what anymore. I am a true patriot, but that does not mean I fucking hate immigrants or want swedes to be "pure" and shit, but that's what people believe being a patriot is.
Hence why you get treated the way you do..

Either way;
Ich habe für 6 Jahren Deutsch gelernt nach hause mit meinem (?) vater.
I havent spoken german in a very long time though, and even longer time since I wrote it. Hence why I might be rusty as fudge.

>>24096181
rougher the better ;P
>>24096674
i was given the nickname bj queen in hs.

>>24096989
Oh....?
BDSM?
Breatheplay?

>>24094413
furry

>>24096889
I think you mean Zuhause but i understood what you said. Well the great thing is that i can always use the "im not a German card" when i say something good about Germany.

>>24097009
Mhm, as said.. rusty. :(
Been a few years since I spoke and wrote german desu.

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>>24096749
you live somewhere in europe
>>24096739
you play an instrument
>>24096674
fuckboy
>>24096626
>>24096626
likes twin peaks
>>24096279
actually hates the military
>>24096271
chris morris' long lost son
>>24096181
eats beef every day
>>24096072
has a typewriter

>>24097046
Wrong, I actually love the army.
Truth be told, it's the one place I feel I actually belong in.

And no, not EVERY day, but I suppose really often.
I'd eat chicken every day though if I could.
Fucking love chicken.
And...

Is that you.. Maddy?

>>24097061
no, i'm not maddy

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>>24096989
Congrats but I wouldn't take pride in that
>>24097046
>fuckboy
The words of someone who had a horrible past. Tell me about your first "fuckboy" and I'll compare myself.

>>24097067
o.o
Mkay. I'm sorry but I know someone named Maddy through /soc/ and I've only seen her once.
You look a lot like her.

>>24097079
i don't associate with them
>>24097085
poor her

>>24097112
Define one

>>24094413
virgin

needs a haircut

>>24094456
is into scat

>>24094758
thinks its still 2006

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>>24097079
Too witty for his own good, sometimes
>>24097046
Writing is your favorite pastime
>>24096749
You know all the hidden gems in town
>>24096626
Interior decorating is your niche
>>24096739
Looks down on people who dislike arthouse
>>24096279
Winter is your preferred season
>>24096072
For some reason, you tend to polarize people within five minutes of meeting them

>>24097112
What do you mean?
She's gorgeous.
*hints*

>>24097147
Yes, yes it is actually.

>>24094413
also smellls like shit

seriously get a fucking haircut. it'd do so much

>>24097147
I do like decorating, but I wouldn't say niche, I wanna know what have you the idea? Lol

You like punk music

>>24096739
Actually didn't mind them
>>24097046
Never seen it

>>24096004
Well I don't fuck around a lot but I get attention from white women more than any other race

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>>24096749
into urbex and dumpster diving, has good taste in music, would hang out with

>>24097699
Love to clothes shop, and freakishly good at painting your nails
>>24097614
Shy, into metal, but secretly outgoing and friendly.

>>24097758
Not into metal but pretty accurate yeah

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>>24097699
Smokes weed
>>24097147
Has done some pretty hardcore drugs
>>24097079
Stabbed his 3rd grade gym teacher in the face with a pencil.
>>24097046
Got finger banged on the school bus at least once
>>24096739
Shits in bathroom urinals.

>>24094413
I assume you're a scene kid.
>>24094633
Aspires to be Ramona flowers
>>24094646
Wishesshe had like ten dogs
>>24094758
Gay and edgy
>>24094984
Blames his receding hairline on that one time he farted in church
>>24095003
Doesn't know how to use a camera
>>24095193
Too deep, 3edgy5me
>>24095705
Likes dick in the butt
>>24095725
Not actually happy at all, cries herself to sleep every night
>>24095748
Not very bright, got his dick stuck in the ceiling fan because instructions were unclear
>>24095787
Pretty boy who gets too much vagina but faps a lot hence the buff arms
>>24095828
Doesn't say the n word
>>24095893
Hangs out exclusively at coffee shops
>>24097810
Actually a skeleton
>>24097800
Always tired. Always.
>>24097699
Thinks she can sing. Sounds like Barry Manilow.
>>24097614
Everyone thinks he's gay. He doesn't know yet.

>>24097943
I'm >>24097614
I know I'm in love with a guy

>>24096739
Secretly a Nazi
>>24096749
Voluntarily homeless for the street cred
>>24096841
Trying too hard to prove to himself he likes vagina
>>24097046
Unknowingly racist
>>24097147
Never showers, constantly smells like farts
>>24096626
Breaks his cheeto crusted controller when he dies in COD, when he talks about parties he means his guild in WoW
>>24096279
Doesn't know he's adopted

>>24097954
Haha fuck. Knew i should have gone straightup gay

>>24096271
At the ripe age of 18 doesn't understand why he's white when his parents are black
>>24096181
Joined the military just to murder people
>>24096072
Doesn't need glasses, bought those at a gas station
>>24096049
Wishes she could be a stripper

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Took a pic while driving doing errands today.

>>24097947
Very messy, but doesn't consider herself so.

>>24097810
>>24097800
Fans of the same hairstyle. I do this myself too.

>>24097810
Plays lacrosse

>>24097800
Conflicted about shaving his beard because nothing grows in his philtrum.

>>24097699
Has a clit piercing

>>24097614
Loves taking it in the ass

>>24097147
Likes to spend time laying on his bed, listening to depressing music.

>>24097079
Sarcastic

>>24097046
Just doesn't know.

>>24097978
Actually loathe COD, I don't eat cheetos, nor do I play wow. I don't even get that mad at games. Also eww dirty controllers are disgusting, also dirty rooms.

>>24098104
Whoa calm down Michael Moore

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>>24097046
Secretly wants to go out with me
>>24097147
Secretly conservative
>>24097810
Loves dank weed, and the occasional meme
>>24098025
Is a reptilian, also plays vidya

>>24098025
Still thinks the sex was consensual (my apt is spotless rn. But i admit I'm a messy fucker, itsthe braid isnt it)
>>24098080
Genuinely likes Nickelback
>>24098120
Self conscious about big nose

>>24096279
damn I want your military jacket

>>24098190
Outwardly, Bernie bro. Inwardly, trump supporter.

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>>24098201
The only thing college has taught me is how to hide my power level

>>24098143
Always thought nickleback was trash, much rather listen to things like Animals as Leaders, FlyLo, or Night Lovell

>>24095557
What the fuck dude. Spot on my friend. I hAd just broken up with my bf in that photo but felt liberated. I've tried studying psychology but am going towards teaching.

>>24098003
>>24097978
Actually, I do know I'm adopted. xD
And no, didn't join the army "just to murder people". Sweden has been at peae for 200 years, not really much 'murdering' going on.

>>24095557
Dude holy shit, spot

>>24098335
*spot on

>>24095828
Promiscuous giiiirl
>>24095705
Nice
Do you really wear makeup in a bathing suit
U do u boo but I'm curious
>>24095557
Literally wrong about all of It
>>24095201
You're boring
>>24095193
H8 who bb
>>24098282
Nihilistic
>>24098190
Ppl think you're stuck up but you're just quiet
>>24098120
Frat
>>24097147
Drives an icecream truck

>>24098408
Too true about the quiet thing

>>24098416
Bless your sweet soul I'm sorry

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>>24098282
is active on tinder

>>24098213
says the word "protein" more than once on a daily basis

>>24098120
wants to get into law enforcement

>>24098080
virgin

>>24098025
doesn't like taking pictures of himself and does so very rarely

>>24097947
listens to two door cinema club

>>24097800
has a domination kink

>>24097614
tried to start/join a band once

>>24098118
You are right that came off way more angry then I intended my bad, I was actually finding your assumption humorous

>>24098440
Is a babe

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>>24098452

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>>24094509
M.A.P.

>>24095705
Insecure but cool as hell

>>24096674
Thinks communism would work

>>24097046
Likes birds a lot and winter

>>24097699
Tries to be everyone's friend

>>24097614
girlboy

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>>24098482
Wrong picture

I'm the grill

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>>24094490
You haver physically attacked migrants to your home country on multiple occasions, doubtless a trump supporter

>>24094633
mentally ill

>>24094646
You have strong political beliefs and definitely support clinton

>>24094984
you like old spice

>>24095748
you can do about 50 pushups

>>24096181
you are extremely poor

>>24097046
Danish

>>24097810
you participate in weird ass threads

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>>24095725
>>24095003
And here's the psycho look hahaha

>>24098294
>>24098335
>>24098339
Aww yiss. I'm good at this game!

>>24098666
Really? Try me :)
>>24095725
>>24095003
>>24098637

>>24098495
Kinda the other way around, actually. Haha. I live quite cheap so I end up saving about 10 000 SEK a month.(About 1150 USD, or 1050 EUR)

You like board games.

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>>24098482
>>24098485
Still me

Assume away, guys

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>>24098685
Likes anal

>>24098685
You have daddy issues.

Also, >>24098482
Much better pic than >>24098485
Gorgeous smile, truely.

>>24098669
You're very tightly-wound, and have a tendency to lose your cool under pressure. My partner reckons you're a party-animal, but I don't agree; I think you're a good girl who hangs out with nerds. You say 'Yaaas' a lot, and your life goal is to befriend every gay guy.

>>24098693
Kinda. I'm into DDLG as a lifestyle kind of thing.

And thank you! I'm weird about my smile.

>>24098687
Who doesn't, though

>>24098698
You're also slightly hipster and artistic.

>>24098698
Girls who say they do then actually see my dick

>>24098696
You're wrong on all of them ;)

>>24098728
Don't flatter yourself, please.

>>24098637

acts cute but has slept with over 30 guys

>>24098685
Mhm.
You also want a master or a suger daddy.

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>>24098685
Model very well aware of the looks n beauty industry possible talent
>>24098637
Genuine convos and fun times
>>24098440
Enjoys music and the party life

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>>24096003
Inflated sense of self-importance.
>>24095003
Curious.
>>24096674
Impertinent.

>>24098891
Let's do an experiment. Let's count the number of assumptions of a sexual nature vs the ones of a non-sexual nature in this thread.

Assumptions about men:
Sexual: 22
Non-sexual: 122
Percentage of assumptions which are sexual in nature: about 18%

Assumptions about women:
Sexual: 29
Non-sexual: 50
Percentage of assumptions which are sexual in nature: 58%

I wonder what would happen if we did the same experiment with the number of assumptions which were positive vs those that were negative.

>inb4 white knight

>>24098963
That's actually pretty interesting
Why'd you collect that much data, though

>>24098963
Now what would be really interesting is to see if men have more sexual assumptions of other men rather than women.. or the flip side.

>>24099029
I'm bored, and I've watched all of Youtube.
>>24099032
From what I remember, while skimming through them, most of the sexual comments had been made either by men towards women, or by women towards men. There were very few men making sexual assumptions about other men, except jokingly in order to be sort of generally derogatory (eg: "furry", or "probably had a threesome with two black guys"). Few of them felt like genuine guesses, and the only ones that did were vague and general like "gay".

It'd be interesting to see if the sexual assumptions tended to be more or less negative than the non-sexual ones.

>>24098792
0 haha
>>24098889
thanks :D
>>24098891
Curious? What'd you mean?
>>24098963
Nearly none of the assumptions I got were sexual :)

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>>24098685
Hot but not as hot as she thinks she is
>>24098687
also likes anal (receiving)
>>24098889
likes people to fear him
>>24098891
Doesn't understand why he is still a virgin
>>24099072
Annoying as fuck

>>24099166
One was suggesting that you've slept with over 30 guys. That's what I mean by sexual; not necessarily rude, or negative, just relating to sex.

>>24099191
That's why I said nearly :)

>>24098440
Yeah, sometimes, changing of the seasons was my shit for some time. Good job

>>24099192
You're welsh or scottish.

>>24099355
Not al gingers are from the UK hahaha

>>24099359
Well. It's a good place to start, is it not?
Meh.
Loves Justin Bieber, for sure.

>>24099363
No again :)

>>24099191
Also, I don't mind sexual assumptions, they can be fun :)

>>24099371
._. I'm great at this, don't worry.. Just... warming up okay?

You... have a drivers license!

>>24099415
Not yet hahaha
Just do a whole bunch of assumptions and surely some of them will be right :D
As I said, I don't mind this ;) >>24099382

>>24094633
Damn you look like my ex who genuinely thought she's the real life Scott Pilgrim girl

>>24099419
You like being taken from behind.

>>24099437
haha that's 1/4

>>24099440
WOHO!
MAAAM, GET THE CAMERA! I WON! MAAAAAAM!

You know how to deepthroat.

>>24099448
1/5 :(
just make a list of assumptions and you'll probably get a few right hahaha

>>24099382
>>24099419

Oh, nor I. I made some myself. I wasn't saying that sexual assumptions are bad things, merely that the sheer change in volume of them between men and women compared to the volume of non-sexual ones is a shame.

But yeah, don't get me wrong. I'd be just as happy if the number towards men raised, as if the number towards women fell. Especially if they were coming equally FROM both genders, as well as TO both genders.

>>24099453
*tips fedora* ;)
just kidding haha

>>24099450
Wants to know how to deepthroat.
Loves anal.
Enjoys breatheplay
Is a sexmachine, can't get enough.
Likes to dress up in lingerie.

>>24099463
yes/yes/no/no/no :)

>>24099469
Likes it _rough_.
A great kisser.
Likes to cuddle after sex.

>>24099472
1. Depends what you mean by rough haha
2. I don't think that's my decision to make
3. Yes. Who doesn't though?
Anyone else want to make assumptions on me too? It's interesting to hear what people think about me :)

>>24099533
Scratching (not weak ones.. propper ones, leaving blood trails), holding down hard, hard thrusts... There's a lot of things that make rough sex rough, in my book at least.^^
Any of the mentioned that you fancy?

Well I suppose so, but has anyone commented? You have good lips so I am certain you're not a bad one.

True.. cuddle iz da shiet.

Mhm. You want a master / suger daddy.
(still waiting for you to rate me in the new rate thread :<)

>>24099533
>>24099548
Addon to ^
I actually count in breatheplay, but you've already said no to that.. so.. xD

>>24099548
Rated :) don't know which one you are but i rated everyone
Also please don't be sad if it's not that high, I don't believe in perfect scores haha so my scale is basically from 3 to 8 :)
Also not really into any of those haha

>>24099566
Nope, you didn't rate me. :(
I'm op.

>>24098637
Very turned on by sensual, romantic sexual acts. Innocent looking girl who wants to act out her fantasies.

>>24099575
>turned on by sexual acts
Sp basically every person on earth? Haha
I'm pretty innocent AFAIK :)

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>>24099264
takes care choosing her underwear
>>24099184
lives in a rural area and loves to make spontaneous random trips
>>24099072
likes to joke around and eat ice cream
>>24098891
seem a bit gay but maybe you are not
>>24098889
faces judgmental opinions daily
>>24098687
cheeky asshole

>>24099591
You like having sex in public places, but not publicly. (Like having sex in a park, at night)

>>24099661
Haha like I said I'm a bit top innocent for that :)

>>24099669
Oh, really?
You should try it, sex in a park at night.
Especially if it's a clear night so you can see the stars.
It's... next level.

I'm out of assumptions for the time being. :(
Got any on me?

>>24099680
Haven't had sex in a couple of years haha
You look like you're pretty dominant but you're softer than you look :)

>>24099680
Also you haven't found my kink yet ;) haha

>>24099686
Oh my, why's that? Not found someone you trust with your body or?

I am dominant, yes. But like you said, I have my soft spots too. Cuddling is by far one of the best things I know.

Your kink is... oh god... ehm. mhm.. you're innocent.. so... something simple... just... oral sex?

>>24099722
>>24099694
how about taking your conversation elswhere? ;)
sounds like there is chemistry

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>>24099622
You don't assume people who don't have pictures with them. This time I have you probably seen.

>>24099738
A very kind and happy person, spreading happines all around.

>>24099727
>>24099722
Ehem. Well.
I wouldnt mind...

>>24099694
-> >>24099746
(correcting fail tag)

Parties too much.

>>24099727
I'm sorry if I sound bitchy right now but I don't really want to talk to people outside of 4chan :(
I've done that before and people were being really creepy and trying to find out who I am
It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I'd rather stay anonymous

>>24099763
I was saying you and the other guy
also because it's filling the thread with your convo ;)

>>24099773
Well then other people should post more ;P
Do you have any assumptions for me? :D

>>24099763
Well. If you don't want to talk to me outside of 4chan, that's completely fine. Your choise. Would be nice though if you changed your mind.

Now, where were we... You have any more on me or was that all?

>>24098637
>>24099774
good girl but can get wild, high voice. likes ecological products

>>24099779
You're not really into sports or gaming, your hobby is collecting... something, no clue hahaha
You're good with kids and elderly people
>>24099784
That's pretty good :D
>>24099575
What fantasies? :P

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>>24095725
>>24095003
>>24098637
here's a fun black/white pic :D
make as many assumptions as you want :)

>>24097943
anal is the best.
>>24098408
no, i was taking photos with a friend.

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This should be good

>>24099903
You look like the kind of guy who has a small penis.

>>24099903
Just found tren

>>24099909
Actually above average haha,
>>24099912
Tren hard, and eat clen

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>>24099622
Loner personality
>>24099738
Treats everyone like a friend, rich parents
>>24099750
First year at college
>>24099838
Fun to drink with
>>24099903
Competes in body building

>>24099956
What makes you think I'm fun to drink with? :)

>>24095725
>>24095003
>>24098637
>>24099838
Any other assumptions? I'm loving the ones so far :)

>>24099746
Try to be - not always so sure if succeed

You were in the Swedish army? Does everyone has to do it or is career? You probably like it.
>>24099956
No.
You don't have children but want them. One potential girlfriend but how do you tell her...

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Dis gonna be gud

>>24100080
Like dubstep and global politics but never been to Africa!

>>24100080

>>24100120
touché

I'm moar into Psytrance precisely but I don't hate dubstep either. :v

>>24100080
into history but also outgoing
>>24099903
besides gym you don't do much, maybe bars

>>24095725
>>24095003
>>24098637
>>24099838
Well this thread died out :(
That's a shame, I was hoping for more assumptions

>>24100509
I don't think bumping will do much :P This thread is kind of dead
Maybe someone can make a new one? :)

>>24098408
lol ye i am nihilistic af, what gives of the vibe?

>>24099622
your eyes are very dead. Like if i were to see you smile like you do in this picture...i wouldnt take that smile seriously.

>>24098495
you like babyfood and football
#babyman

>>24098120
Yuppie! You smell of expensive fabric....but...no...whats this!?....your just a suburban white guy who names may be: Tanner, Trevor, Chris, John, or Justin

>>24100821
>>24100828
>>24100843
Oh, try me :)
Or maybe in the new Assumption thread :)

So what do you think?

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Give me your best assumptions

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>>24101831
I don't really have any assumptions but you look a bit like my friend Amanda who I really want to fuck so this is giving me some confusing feelings.

Here's one of me from a Nick Cave photo shoot I did

>>24100022
Career.
And yes, I did like it.
Honestly, it's the only place where I've truely felt like home. Where I havent felt misplaced or bad.
I was good at it. A good soldier, good leader and good shooter.

You live in scandinavia.

>>24101831
>IT'S TIME TO STOP

>>24101841
Does your friend Amanda have a penis as well?

>>24101831
I assume you're adrogyne

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+ here is me

>>24100080
Does play good vidyas, like Skyrim.
Hopefully you play Fallout too.

>>24102533
Listens to bullet for my valentine

>>24094413
you are underage and browse tumblr

>>24102563
Hell no, please, I'm not emo, I don't RAWR XD , I'm not that kind of person

>>24102582
Hahaha, could be.

Listens to metal, then?

>>24102533
Brand New

>>24102599

Ofc I do, but mostly some cold wave, new wave, indie goth, etc ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j42vfCHdh9U :)

>>24102607
Please no aaaah, I hate them haha

>>24102624
Hate is a strong word, but yeah. I hate hearing about them.

>>24102641
Yeah, I don't really like core, or emo stuff

>>24102616
German?

>>24102666
Nah, I come from France, but I love Germany and always wanted to travel over there !

>>24102671
Ah.
Do you speak the language?

You're openly bi.

>>24102658
My assumptions are failing me tonight

>>24102676
eine kleines bisschen ! Huh, I mean, just a few words, but not really hehe

And no I'm not ! 100% hetero, I love strong and manly mens !

>>24102680
Nah, its not you, its just that I'm so far of the cliché that almost everyone think I am haha

>>24102509
No, but if she did I'm not sure I would mind. She and I have a complicated relationship.
That said, I definitely dig the femininity here. I'm androgyne myself and am working on growing out my hair and wearing makeup. Dunno if that's your aim, but yeah

>>24102695
You listen to Carpenter Brut?

>>24102725
Yeah ! I love Carpenter Brut ! Nailed it :)
I enjoy Perturbator too

>>24102683
^^ Cute.
Oh, well then.

>>24102739
Haha, are you a girl ?

>>24102736
Got at least one right! They're both so talented.

>>24102748
No. Want to assume me?

>>24096181

>>24102752
Yeah, my favorite is Perturbator though.
Dangerous Days is an awesome album, I really love the "Satanic Rites" one !

>>24102764
Oh wow are you a military ?
And you're Deutsch, what a fetish combo hahaha, you look great !

I assume that ... Hmm ... You like hunt ? Or fishing ? You like traditions ? Idk, I'm not really good at making assumptions desu

>>24102774
Haha, I'm actually not german, but swedish!
I do however speak the the language, if it's of any value. :)

I'd love to hunt, used to when I was young.
Fishing too, love to do it now as I did it a shitton when I was young.
Traditions? Like "midsommar", "Valborg", christmas and what not? Yeah, I like and honor them.

And I'm ex-national guard.
I'll search for a full time employment in a year or two though,make a career in the army.

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>>24102809
Swedish aren't that bad too ! Hehehe

I don't really like hunting, because animal cruelty and blablabla I'm not gonna make a big speech about that. But I really enjoy fishing ( I release them after heh ) and weapons, especially guns, and especially pump shotguns

What is midsommar and Valborg ? And yeah I was talking about that btw ;)

Here in France national guard is a guard where you ride horses ( pic related ). Is it like that over there ?

>>24102829
I actually like hunting and fishing because of cruelty.
What's better, eating meat from a industrially raised and slaughtered pig, or a boar from the wild that had a natural life and quick death?

You sit on /k/ a lot?
I love weapons too, it's porn for me. Honestly.

Midsommar-Midsummer (Direct translates)
A day where we in sweden scelebrates good harvest and what not, was a few weeks ago, 3-4. You eat a lot, drink a lot and sing a lot. You also jump around a penis shaped statue made out of flowers.
No joke.

Valborg is a old norse day where you burn all the crap you have. It's the last of april, every year. There's HUUUUUUUGE festivals regarding this, where people start drinking from 4-5 AM, untill 4-5 AM the 1'st of may.
The largest festival area regarding Valborg is he city park in Lund, record is 80.000 people. (Which for sweden is a FUCKTON) And this wasnt arranged.. that's 80.000 people just going to the same place to party and get smashed.
Either way, as I said.. you burn crap. Way back in the norse history, you burned the shit to scare away witches.

No.
National Guard in sweden is actually named homeguard. It's a military reserve unit that is called in during wartime and in case police and firefighters needs some heavy duty assistance.
I was in it while I studied, hence why I didnt go full time then.
Now im currently working in a civilian industrial company.

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>>24102876
forgot pic

>>24102876
Well I don't eat meat anymore so that's not a question that I ask myself, some love animals on their plates, others love them as friends. I'm too soft hearted heh ! But yeah I kinda agree with you.

Yeah I lurk a lot on /k/ but don't post that much.

Wowwww traditions in Sweden looks crazy !

Oh okay, I wanted to go in the army too but I think I'm too lunatic for that, and I got back aches !

And yeah, weapons are porn for me too hehe, too bad I don't own any gun, its one of my biggest dream though ... I really deeply love BIG guns !!

any girls want to guess how big I am based on a pic of me almost nude? kik is jcreah

>>24103008
You kinda look like Elliot Rodger !

You like studies ?

>>24103028
I need a less generic hairstyle

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>>24094490
Has also been memespammed on r9k

>>24094633
I'd scare you away before you could even try :^)

>>24095705
Shallow af

>>24096279
SWEDEN YES

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>>24102688
Still in emo phase

>>24102533
Also still in emo phase

>>24099838
You seem really sweet, like a good friend

>>24099264
Shy personality, likes cats, creative

>>24099072
Funny dude, smokes weed, explorer

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>>24103008
fingered more men then women

>>24102688
used to go to raves back in hs

>>24102533
doesnt go outside

>>24101841
rapist

>>24100080
still has never had sex in his dorm

>>24099956
browses 4chan from his cubicle

>>24099903
used to ride bmx

>>24099838
youve given a feeble attempt at learning to skateboard

>>24103070
SVEEEERIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*tearsarabbitapartandeatstherawandbloodyflesh*

>>24103087
Porn actress or elementary teacher, something like that + I'm not emo

>>24103096
True + you look like someone who love traveling, and who are really social

>>24102911
oh shiet, you still here? :<

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Let's see what you guys come up with.

>>24103386
Im here !

>>24103393
Wow you're gorgeous ! I assume you like snow/winter etc ... ?

>>24103426
I assume you're a brony, a fury or you like mangas/anime

>>24095003
>>24095725
>>24098637
>>24099838
Dude just fuck off. You spam her in every thread on every board, keep that shit out of /soc/

>>24103846
All of those are entirely wrong. Try again if you wish.