Assumptions thread

>>24087538
Has no friends, uses a selfiestick

>>24087538
you are biting hard to make your jaw look bigger

You again? Why do you keep posting your pic everywhere?

I assume you're an attention seeking child that hopes he will lose his virginity to a 4chan cw.

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This should be fun
>>24087538
You love someone who doesn't love you

>>24087561
you pegg your bf

>>24087566
Nah I wouldn't ever peg a guy
Would fuck a girl in any and all holes with a strapon tho

>>24087538
Laid back dude but possesses a revenge plan
>>24087561
Sorta shy

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>>24087592
Ofcourse I forget my fucking picture

>>24087592
Funny you say that. I'm currently plotting to burn down my ex friend's house whom I was romantically involved with but he betrayed me. Also gonna rape his mum, and dog, he loves that fucking thing.

>>24087588
your bfs asks you to camwhore for money ?

>>24087597
just got out of the barber
also try to have the beard and the hair at the same length

>>24087597
Goes to the gym, gets laid, is older than me

>>24087592
Yeah I'm pretty shy

>>24087597
You get laid a lot but have trouble finding someone to get emotionally invested with?

>>24087561
Wears a size 32G bra

>>24087619
You kno it

>>24087620
Lol I win again

>>24087622
Follow s in the footsteps of Elliot rodger. Except you are more violent

>>24087561
Oh hey you are posting in that other thread huh. The nudes are cute.

>>24087637
Thank you!

>>24087614
Actually I am a turbosperg who doesn't get laid.

>>24087640
You take ket and MD occasionally

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Why do I look like I have a revenge plan?

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>>24087538
Lives with his parents
>>24087561
Got that choker from a 50¢ machine
>>24087597
Works out four times a week

>>24087643
Do you go clubbing? I would have thought you could take girls home easily enough

>>24087654
You can get jewellery from machines? Not here in England I don't think

>>24087661
Work out,
Living with parents and have brothers
19-23 with a decent job (something you can do for a few hours and is active)
Has friends and a girlfriend or atleast talks to girls
Good to his friends

>>24087538
Proficiency in art/music/history
Drinks rather than smokes
Enjoys music
Has a social circle of close knit friends that are hard to talk to
Non racist, but doesn't go out of his way to defend members of colour
Dislikes swj
Doesn't watch hentai

>>24087561
Your outer appearance does not reflect who you are. You're an extravert and have a fat friend.

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>>24087689
Spends too much time in a mirror.
>>24087661
Is jealous of a sibling.
>>24087654
Was high when this picture was taken.
>>24087650
Not a virgin.
>>24087597
Spends way too much time in front of a mirror.
>>24087561
Isn't as big a fan of y'alls favorite band as the rest of your friends.

>>24087597
Works out at gym,
Had a job,
Takes care of himself,
Asian decent however versed in his now native culture
Can't say much about your interests

>>24087711
I don't own a mirror in my room haha :)

Explorer, has male friends his age. Single (when the photo was taken). Has sex more than most channers. Drinks, doesn't smoke. Has a job that's decent pay.

>>24087702
Super correct on the talent for art history and english etc. Close knit friends who correct too. More point for you. And I drink and rarely smoke

>>24087709
True, false, true. My best friend is pretty chubby

>>24087711
Genuinely happy guy? I don't have a favorite band I'm afraid

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>>24087693
All correct except the sibling thing. Dont have any brothers or sisters. Thank you forbthe kind words btw

>>24087727
>Explorer, has male friends his age
Yup. Let's fucking hike.
>Single (when the photo was taken).
And still.
>Has sex more than most channers.
Probably not.
>Drinks, doesn't smoke.
Smoke weed every day. Drink most.
>Has a job that's decent pay.
Yup. Finally got into a job paying me something closer to my worth.

>>24087746
Damn, I had you pegged for siblings, too.

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>>24087654
and his real name's Clarence!

>>24087746
No worries, where'd you get your t shirt? It suits you. Your body type is strong as well you should look into body language and you should have a great time socialising

>>24087754
I think you definately have the capabilities to do well with people if you give yourself a chance. Have you tried meditating and self love? Not masturbating haha. But it can do wonders. I've recently started speaking to women, politely, in the street (London) and I'm enjoying my encounters more - you should try too!

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>>24087800
Thx man. my girl actually got me thos shirt idk where tho. And yeah i know a little bot about BL but def like to know more

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>>24087538
drinks too much
>>24087561
daddy issues
>>24087654
smokes
>>24087775
has really long eyes
>>24087832
has a friend named david

((((pretty bad pic but its the only one i have right now)))))))

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>>24087861
was a late bloomer
>>24087832
likes beer
>>24087711
hikes and bikes a lot

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>>24087538
Uses metric system
>>24087561
Likes the way earthbound smells
It's not bad
>>24087597
A good friend
>>24087654
Is a sweet person but got in a fight and whooped their ass
>>24087711
Says yeehaw to get on ppls nerves
>>24087861
Likes a girl with caked up makeup
(Not bad)

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>>24087861
You played volleyball or do did track, cats
>>24087946
Too nice for your own good
>>24087952
You have a contagious laugh and share pictured of cats

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>>24087832
Jack Daniels kinda guy
>>24087861
overdoes memes to a fault
>>24087907
loves her plants
>>24087946
Prefers disney over pixar films
>>24087952
really into Netflix and Chill

>>24088036
Hahahaha
You hate math and love rock climbing
>>24088014
tru
You play LoL and have a bunch of chill friends
Your fav cousin is a girl

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>>24088036
underage soon to be hipster in coffeship guy
>>24088014
smokes wees ocasionally and would like to feel free
>>24087952
I guess flowery stuff can also be found all over your home
>>24087946
maybe works in healthcare or makes nails
>>24087907
slightly narcissistic, has some nerd traits, smart
>>24087861
wow really androgynous. i am confused
>>24087832
big boy, loves his mom. can be mooody
>>24087711
maybe a biologist or geologist
>>24087689
college student. likes gaming and browsing the web

>>24088051
Don't play LoL but the rest is pretty spot on
>>24088103
I don't smoke, other is pretty g though

>>24088103
You're right it's my bed spread
>>24088133
Nice!

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>>24087561
You don't ACTUALLY listen to Guns and Roses enough to wear their merc.
And you want tattoos but don't have any...?

>>24087538
Wants to be IRL Marshall Lee from Adventure Time/be as cool as him, doesn't make it.

>>24088103
>wow really androgynous. i am confused
aa t-thanks anon

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>>24087597
Plays the electric guitar like a badass.

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>>24087538
Your parents help you out financially
>>24087561
Into bdsm
>>24087597
Halal in the streets haram in the sheets
>>24087654
Prefers Coke over Pepsi
>>24087661
Posts gym routines on social media
>>24087711
Doesn't wear deodorant
>>24087946
Has small dogs
>>24087952
Lots of friends. Post a snapchat everytime she's doing something interesting
>>24088036
Spends a lot of time on 4chan
>>24088237
Depressed
>>24087861
Secretly into reality tv

>>24088292
Beach bum
>>24088247
NEET living on welfare
>>24088237
Lives in SoCal
>>24088231
Wants to buy a mobile headphone amp
>>24088185
Western European
>>24088103
Works a night shift
>>24088036
Best friend is a girl
>>24088014
Lives in the South
>>24087952
Wants to try acid
>>24087946
NEET living on welfare
>>24087907
Works or worked in retail
>>24087861
Lives somewhere sunny but doesn't go out to get sun often
>>24087832
Hates the foreman

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>>24087538
Spends too much time on /mu/

>>24087561
Loves hot topic

>>24087597
Spends more time at the gym than at a job

>>24087640
Has only one eye

>>24087654
Chongaliciois definition

>>24087661
Is very concerned over trivial matters and goes to /adv/ to post about them

>>24087689
Has good taste in music

>>24087711
Ugh you look so awesome, idk ill assume you travel often

>>24087861
Was a drawfag as a teen

>>24087907
Dyes her hair (kinda curious actuallly!?)

>>24088036
Is in uni

>>24088103
Likes to party

>>24088231
Lurks /fa/

>>24088292
Loves the beach

>>24088304
Hey its you again... Getting drunk in washington

What do you have on me?

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>>24088342
Self-conscious about her chin/jaw

>>24088304
Has a southern accent and drives a pickup.

>>24088292
Very self-confident

>>24088247
Full of himself

>>24088237
Thinks getting a nosejob will fix all of his problems with women

>>24088231
Stays fashionable, has/had contacts but wears glasses because he looks cuter in them.

>>24088185
Doesn't appreciate the art he had himself photographed with

>>24088103
Is working on growing his beard out really long

>>24088342
Ahh so we meet again. I think you owe me a beer

>>24088371
Has been asked if you wear lipstick

>>24088392
This was true, but only because I ate some ridiculously spicy food. My lips were practically glowing

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>>24088292
You look like you surf or live in a country where surfing is a common hobby

>>24088388
All the way from Florida? go get yourself a pbr, thats probably all you drink anyways lel

>>24088403
I prefer corona

>>24088399
Knew it

>>24088342
Never been near a hot topic

>>24088292
Yep! Are you by chance in a long term relationship?

>>24088231
Is depressed as fuck

>>24088185
Wrong and correct. You love Slavic memes

>>24088185
You have a dog

>>24087952
You're a waitress, You don't hate it

>>24087861
Nah my dad's gr8. Are you by chance a metal elitist who angers easily?

>>24087832
Sweet but makes stupid descions regularly

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>>24087538
Plays bass full-time in a jazzy garagepunk band, and is OK with that

>>24087561
Drinks hot tea while wearing mittens

>>24087597
Works hard but prioritises secondary goals. Understands his shortcomings but feels helpless combating them.

>>24087640
Wants people to understand his struggle

>>24087654
Bittersweet but mostly sweet

>>24087661
Judges others by their natural smell rather than their looks or accomplishments

>>24087689
Has nearly given up, but without good reason, since he has plenty of options to consider

>>24087711
Always on the road looking for adventure, but after fruitless searches and sincere introspection finds most of what he wants was already at home

>>24087861
Compulsive hoarder

>>24087907
Has a loyal pet canary but wishes it was dead

>>24087946
Has never been angry, and is rightfully proud of that

>>24087952
Tries to be herself by being someone else

>>24088014
Is an optimist, but not by choice

>>24088036
Has a hidden passion for gardening

>>24088103
Laid back but hardworking when it matters

>>24088185
Puts value on brand names and subculture identities, and derives own superiority from that. And is right in doing so.

>>24088231
Smiles only for the camera

>>24088237
Is a little angel, and is not aware of that

>>24088292
Dreams a lot, even when awake

>>24088304
Wants to go on a roadtrip

>>24088342
Is playful and perceptive, reads horoscopes ironically

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>>24088416
Well cheers m8
>

>>24088371
Incorrect. Ill assume you spend a lot of time getting ready in the morning

>>24088401
Is from germany

>>24088434
You are very wrong indeed, I hate tea and I don't like wearing anything on my hands. I would guess that you're a very sweet dude but you get frustrated with people a lot

>>24088434
Mhm. I don't put value in brand names actually, but rest is pretty much true. Very good guessed.

>>24088428
Wrong.
And hey, you cannot blame me for the first assumption. :/

>>24088371
Wrong. I actually love that peice of the wall.
I've gone there every time I've been to Berlin. Love it.

>>24088308
50% right.
Swedish and Turkish blood.

>>24088292
Holy shit you're gorgeous.

>>24088455
Confident popular and happy is the vibe I get from you

>>24088455
If you count getting out of bed into getting ready, then I spend a bit of time on it.

>>24088455
You live in a country that has animals as transport

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>>24088428
Oh shit, missed the dog part.
Ehm. I've always had dogs in my life, but not currently.

New pic so people might be able to guess better?

>>24088455
your face is adorable
any chance to see your tits?

>>24088455
I'm hating you so hard right now

>>24088292
Yeah I just posted 2 new smashbox lipsticks I got today lol
I had a damn good coupon yk
You also have lost of friends
Snapchat points are in the 50,000 range
>>24088342
Is nicer than what most assume
>>24088428
I was and I fucking hated it
I'm naturally a quiet perso, but I make better tips if I talk more so I have to pull out this fake side of me that feels so gross
>>24088434
Tf
No tho lol
You like Legos a whole lot and praying mantises

>>24088480
And the "Smooth as fuck of the Year" goes tooooooooooooooooo....

>>24088477
In Sweden, everyone runs around with merc not even knowing what the fuck the name belongs to. Like, if it's a movie, a band or a soda... *shruggs*

>>24088480
if you lurk youve probably seen em

>>24088475
lel which country though

>>24088475
I say that but I'm guessing Spain, Greece or even Italy? You've got a very Mediterranean look about you

>>24088527
hey im greek AND italian
you win

>>24088479
you left home at an early age

>>24088516
Really? :O
In what threads did you post them?

>>24088461
Correctly guessed except for the frustration part.

>>24088483
Nah, insects are impersonal creatures. You did roller-skating in the past

>>24088541
Guessed it from the hair mainly lol
I'm actually from London but dad is Greek.
Can spot one of our own from a mile off

>>24088541
How did you guess that..?
I left my parents at the age of 15.

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>>24088428
Lol do I know you? Spot on

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>>24088434
plays smash bros often, p good at it

>>24088401
absolutely CANNOT talk to girls

>>24088371
fashionable sometimes

>>24088547
Lmfao hell no
Really? I've had a lot of cute ones hang out on my fingers before >>24088558
Rightfully hates babies

>>24088554
i can read people kinda well, i think
some ppl are more tricky

>>24088551
yeh it happens, kinda funny people in the south called me "brown"

>>24088558
youre high

>>24088544
im sure they 404d by now
posted bum in swimsuit thread if u want to lurk

>>24088590
Do continue if you think you can make it.
Might actually be interesting.

I mean, should be easier and easier the more and more you know about me.

>>24088590
oh shit you are hot as fuck ;p
would you post more pics in that swimsuit thread or in another one?

>>24088308
>>24088342
>>24088401
Unfortunately I'm in the midwest, so it's a bit rare for me to go to the beach. I do love it though.
>>24088371
Nah but I'm a great pretender
>>24088428
Am not
>>24088434
Pretty much. Though I don't live in my own fantasy world haha
>>24088467
Thank you anon
>>24088483
Lol I'm actually addicted to snapchat it's awful

>>24088455
Jewish..?

>>24088292
>>24088616
You have scandinavian blood in you.

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>>24088558
Never played it. Your favourite movie is Barbarella

>>24088585
I did have some stick insects as a kid, but I mostly like chickens as pets

>>24088623
Yep

>>24088605
post moar? or tell me what that uniform is?
i still want to assume youve done many drugs, probably the fun ones

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>>24088632
But you do not live in any of the scandinavian countries...
And you like dogs. a lot.

>>24088633
That is a M90 uniform. I was in the national guard.
Yes, I have done many drugs. Lightweight and heavy ones, sadly.
Most of them, I've only tried, but did some of them for a while..

>>24087538
Gosh dang you're handsome

>>24088633
Oh, and if you missed it..

>>24088185

>>24088649
Again correct. Though I am more of a cat person :-)

>>24088666
you read a clockwork orange and enjoyed it more than the film

lel idk m8

>>24088652
Really? Ahwww thanks XD what is handsome about me?

>>24088684
Well. I suppose so, because I've read the book but havent seen the film..

Are you jewish?

>>24088682
Mhm.
You like tattoos, but don't have any yourself.
You enjoy cuddling, like.. real propper cuddling.

>>24088691
>>24088691
!!!!!!! i only added the film because most people have only seen it and never read the book (sadly)

okay last one: you got into a fight(s) in national guard but you werent at fault

ill take my 2.5 wins and walk away
no im not jewish. greek and italian as mentioned. im not religious but the greeks are orthodox christian

>>24088699
Ah.
I don't cheat and read your other assumptions, hence I didnt know. XD

Yes, I did get into fights, a lot actually.
And no, I wasnt at fault, ever.
I was the squad leader. The leader is never wrong in the army.
That's a long time ago though.. (DERP.. 2 years..)

>>24088699
And yeah btw, good job!
Actually impressed.

>>24088709
ty, ty
cheers, hope you have a good night friend

>>24088729
You too.
Sleep tight.

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>>24087832
brings booze to the party
>>24088292
tinder with no bio
>>24088342
thick accent,coffee addict
>>24088434
dies a lot in videogames

HIT ME

>>24088733
Surgically removed his eyes

>>24088733
Supports shitty e-sport teams, like CLG.
*shruggs*

>>24088740
KEK

>>24088696
Pretty much. Except cuddling I'm not too touchy and much too awkward
>>24088733
Just a shitty rick and morty reference

>>>>24088765
;_;
Will you go out on a date with me?
It's fine that you don't like cuddling.

>>24088467
Huh, I was thinking more along the lines of German with something Baltic perhaps. Cool mix.
>>24088616
Ah the cornfield sea

>>24088788
Thank you.
Just imagen if I was born like what.. 800 years ago?
I'd be a fierce and perfect warrior.

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>>24088733
Brings the weed to the party

>>24088792
the shades dont hide anything
tell me if you post on /adv/ be honest

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>>24088733
Metal-head
>>24087597
You gay as heck
>>24087650
You binge watch documentaries
>>24088649
Usualmy roams around in a group of 3+ other guys

>>24088776
sure anon

>>24088742
I really should stop doing this to myself. lmao
stuck in season 2

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>>24088810
Will you accept my invitation for a date? You look like a female version of a homosexual friend I have. I'll show you his photo aftet mine (op here)

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>>24088810
Here he is

>>24088810
Nope, I mostly roam solo with my longboard when I'm downtown.
And I even rarely roam.

>>24088817
Mhm. Wanna talk outside of 4chan?

>>24088825
Yupp.
I hate saying this.. but.. I actually called the straight win for SKT last year.
I watched them a lot during LCK and saw their potential. Made a bet with a friend IRL that they would win worlds without a single loss, he said I was retarded and put in 10 £ to the bet.

hu3hu3hu3, izi money.
I don't believe they'll win worlds this year though.

>>24088832
>>24088840
>>24088810

HOLY SHIT. O_OI
Are you guys related? Like, honestly?

>>24088846
Do we look that much alike?
>>24088832
Im a trap so you probbably dont wanna go on a date desu

>>24088832
are u 15?

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>>24087538
Goes to a community college.

>>24088851
What a surprise.

>>24088851
Well.
The other persons picture is heavily edited.. but..

similar hair colour
similar skin tone
same eye colour
almost identical jaw shape
similar nose and cheek structure
both have slim body types..

Yepp. Look-a-likes.
Not saying identical but there is similarities.. lots of them.

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I'll warn you. I work on wallstreet and rape and torture women. Inpressive, I know.

>>24088884
>Inpressive

>>24088817
... mfw when I scared away a femanon by asking if she wanted to speak outside of 4chan.. :/

>>24088915
Be more confident friend, youre pretty attractive and an interesting person

>>24088810
you look like a qt submissive trap who'd be into bondage desu

would tie up

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>>24088884
Just finished junior year of HS
>>24088858
Owns a corset
>>24088810
Keeps a restrictive diet
>>24088792
Doesn't keep to OSHA standards
>>24088733
Wants to eventually have a full sleeve done
>>24088677
Northern European
>>24088558
Ike main
>>24088479
In something equivalent to ROTC
>>24088455
Either from the southern US or S. America
>>24088434
Your hair gets extremely light when you grow it out
>>24088401
Went to a... falconry convention?
>>24088371
In your sophomore year of college
>>24088304
Absolutely HATES those 4-door Wranglers
>>24088292
Volleyball player
>>24088237
Mixes music
>>24088231
Could never get used to contacts
>>24088185
Enjoys the cold

>>24088920
Thanks, I suppose.
In truth though, I only want to get to know someone new. Have a nice conversation with a stranger.
You up for it?

>>24088928
Idk marry me?

>>24088928
>keeps a restrictive diet
I flip flopp from binge eating to starving myself pretty much
>>24088924
I like guys who knows how to take charge and dosent have to ask a bunch of quedtions

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>>24088928
>ROTC
Very similar, yes.
>Enjoys the cold
Yes, I love the cold.
Pic related, took it myself at the age of.. 12-13?

>>24088949
Good :^) What state do you live in, senpai?

>>24088949
Questions*,

>>24088933
Simple conversation? , do you have a kik?

>>24088955
I dont think Swedistan isnt a state

>>24088964
RIP
If you're ever in the US or if I'm ever in cuckland, i'm tying you up. Aight?

>>24088962
I don't but I suppose I can get it...?

>>24088964
>Swedishtan
KEK

>>24088928
Ike main?

>>24088973
Dont bother <3
Youre at least on the right board if youre looking for people to talk to, youll find some

>>24088948
You're cute.
Name a time and place.
>>24088949
I feel ya, I was the same way when I was a teenager.
>>24088954
Ah cool (no pun intended), that picture reminds me of a time I explored a quarry when I was around that same age. Got hit with an ice storm as I was going down the sloped sides and by the time I got to the bottom icicles were begging to form all over the machinery and gave it a very eerie vibe in the low visibility.
>>24088987
For SSBM - I took it you played from one of your assumptions.

>>24088999
I want your puppy to be the the one that marries us together

>>24088988
What if I want to talk with you then? :/

>>24088999
:o I like ice storms. They are cozy.

>>24088792
I'd trade sunglasses with you

>>24089007
Wait, B?
I'll have him ordained asap.
>>24089035
I wish I had one of those pictures but it was almost a decade ago at this point. It was so quiet and peaceful despite the weather.

>>24088988
You still around?

>>24089050
Is your dogs name B? Or are you asking if I'm belle, then yes lol

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>>24089089
I didn't recognize you; shame on me.
So when do I tell Roo the wedding is?

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lmao roast me

>>24089116
Oh hey red
dont listen to the haters

>>24089115
How long of a drive is it from mine to yours?

>>24089165
Google says ~12 hours from Nashville.

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>>24087538
Secretly Robb Stark
>>24087561
Listens to Radiohead and thinks it's underground
>>24087597
Omar Mateen's Gayer Cousin
>>24087661
Thinks prank invasion gives good advice
>>24087689
Likes to get pegged
>>24087711
Brushes daily
>>24087746
Chris Pratt's Gay brother
>>24088401
Toby from degrassi all grown up and lost weight
>>24088434
Regular Sized Regular Guy
>>24088928
Sensitive guy who is nice

Fuck my Shit up

>>24089224
spread assssss

>>24089190
nigga you gonna get raped by a fat neckbeard

>>24089190
Just a hop skip and a jump away

>>24088733
You're a really funny guy with an awesome sense of humour

>>24089247
Yes but no. Haven't listened to their new stuff yet either. You look like you get sad a lot but ur always making people laugh

>>24087689
>>24088036
>>24088237
>>24088304
>>24088342
>>24088371
>>24088558

Unable to rotate an image, probably dropped out of middle school

>>24089445
4chan strips all exif data, including exif-specified rotation. The only way to fix that for me is to edit the picture in paint and save over the original.

>>24089834
I really hope you're pretending to be retarded

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>>24088928
Use better lighting. Probably lifts the same amount as me

>>24089116
12

>>24089247
NEET

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>>24089116
Very quirky, sexually inexperienced
>>24089224
Gets crunk as fuck
>>24089247
Likes anal play but isn't gay or bi
>>24089858
Not very playful, kind of boring, works out and that's it

>>24089891
All these assumptions feel so right

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>>24089858
>Plays pokemon go
>Doesent like his moms boyfriend
>his best friend is a gun lover who almost kill his sister
>Secretly likes ariana grande

>>24089933

Not even close

>>24089933
Secretly a 12 year old boy

>>24089933
This feel right too
Nice dub dubs

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>>24087861
You look like the aftermath of the emo scene.
>>24087946
You got offended watching the Steven Colbert Show.
>>24088014
You're one disaster away from turning to meth.
>>24088036
URKLE!

>>24089933
You're resenting the world because reasons.

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>>24089891
You want to be shia labeouf.

>>24089961
Im 20 but im transgender so thats why my face looks like that

>>24089976
I wanna nose dive into your tits and then steal your boots.

Because those boots are rocking.

>>24089976
Your entire future rides on looking good in boots. Puss in boots.

>>24089976
>Abused by her uncle in her early-life in ukraine
>Moves to USA to get her dream of winning x-factor
>She needs a paternal figure so thats why shes obsessed with sugardaddys.

>>24089439
You're pretty right
>>24089858
you are as well
>>24089891
I do like anal but i am bi

>>24089858
Once played Ivan Drago in a highschool reenactment of rocky IV
>>24089891
Freelances as an alan resnick impersonate
>>24089933
Touches themselves to insectoid anthro porn
>>24089971
Plays in a screamo New wave fusion band that sounds like shit
>>24089976
Enjoys The literary works of Ray Bradbury

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>inb4 skiier

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>>24089989
I'll ask my bf why he isnt my sugar daddy and why I have to pay bills lol

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>>24089995
>thinks I'm a neet

>>24090018
I meant that you are right as well not that you are a neet, sorry.

>>24090006
Has had to wear that helmet his whole life.

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>>24090006
works with engineering
>>24089971
not an emo or metaller. but eccentric
>>24089933
sleep deprivation
>>24089891
owns many guns
>>24089858
literally chad
>>24089247
related to antony hegarty

>>24089445
>doesnt know people use 4chan from their phones

>>24088808
Swear on my mothers grave ive actually never even gone on it

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op is cute tho

>>24090818
>>24090825
>>24090873
lazy non assumers

>>24089116
Too young to be on the internet.

>>24089116
reported for underage

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Is it OK to be blunt?

>>24087861
Closeted tranny.

>>24088858
Ends up in relationships with douchebags which always ends in drama.

>>24089224
Is actually somewhat shy, or believes herself to be so.

>>24090825
Somewhat naive.

>>24090873
Secretly idealizes being slutty but restrains herself.

>>24091069
spanish or greek IT guy

>>24091215
>spanish or greek IT guy
Wow, pretty good. My mother's German but my father is a west-Anatolian Turk with likely some Greek ancestors. And I'm a programmer / computer scientist.

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>>24087640
Tries too hard to be deep and interesting on the internet
>>24087650
Has a revenge plan against everyone who thinks he has a revenge plan
>>24088401
Isn't really named "Nick"
>>24088628
Knows they're probably gonna die in the next few days
>>24088810
Doesn't get enough sleep on a regular basis
>>24088908
Wants to own an old VW bus more than anything in the world, but would never know what to do with life after getting one.
>>24088928
Lives in one of those weird horror movies that's filmed to look like clips taken from a webcam

>>24088915
sry hi you have skype or something?

>>24087654
Remy Lacroix/10

>>24091394
I do, yeah.
What's yours? There's multiple if you search mine.. . :/

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Lol

>>24091449
Welfare chixcken nigga i never met my son racist

>>24091443
Added.^^

>>24091443
brb 15 minutes, gotta take a shower.
Litterary just came home from work.

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>>24091454
Lol, wow that was just rude for the sake of rude. I'm somewhat well off and I don't like stereotypical black foods.

>>24091465
mixes music
>>24091384
likes scifi and fantasy also in games

>>24089891
shia lebouf if he chose wigger rap as a career

>>24091069
you love american apparel but cant afford it....u have a long hairy penis

>>24088014
youre skinnyfat but you have bacne

>>24088103
a bottom, but youre dirty with it. you love people touching your head an you may smell like victoria secret somedays

>>24088185
M. Bison's offspring who didnt join shadaloo and opted to become a hot topic worker

>>24088292
youre pretty smart but you smoke weed and love playing drinking party games

>>24092450
STREET FIGHTER M. BISON? XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24089050
You still alive?

>>24092432
Wrong and wrong. Well it's a little hairy, and average length I believe. Measured it ages ago but don't remember the exact length.

>>24087598
Bitches be crazy...

>>24092748
Sounds more like a gay guy to me, but keep being a misogynist piece of shit.

>>24092823
Derp, I forgot /soc/ has IDs. Looks like I was right though.

>>24092452
pretty true except I'm not invited to parties
probably because I'm just too good at beer pong right??

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>>24087538
Underage edgelord

>>24088014
"Dude weed lmao"

>>24087907
Cute girl with a dark side

>>24088292
Crazy. Would chop dick off

>>24088401
Shy and insecure

>>24088928
Hey! dave it's been awhile - looking good buddy

>>24092919
:-)

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>>24092956

>>24092919
something about you just says average, but youve been trying to change that....amirite?

>>24088434
im gonna go with. I was str8 in high school but since i graduated im out and i love cock....but i dont suck dick, i dont swallow, nor do i want dick....sound right? Basically, you look gay but you got ALOT of restrictions. Also twink

Tfw post 2 pics and get like 1 assumption
Fuck you all

>>24093332
You make your parents really proud

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>>24092919
You look German

>>24093372
Wow that was really funny for some reason

>>24093410
You look like a guy that put on make up then photoshoped your face under some models hair you found online then airbrushed your face
>>24092919
You played football in highschool
>>24091465
You tried freestyling one time but it wasnt for you
>>24091384
You really like sandwiches
>>24091069
You own a pet that isnt a cat or dog and you are a programmer
>>24090873
You hate math and sucked up to your english teacher in highschool
>>24090825
You use alot of chapstick
>>24090818
You play soccer
>>24090385
secretly asian
>>24090006
really into computers
>>24089976
trap

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>>24090385
You began to bald at 17.
>>24090818
You live in the south.
>>24090825
You use pinterest a lot.
>>24090873
You're using the pic of a girl you know for attention.
>>24091069
You live in an apartment alone.
>>24091384
You drink a lot of beer.
>>24091449
You are the token black guy in your friend group.
>>24092919
You play soccer.
>>24093332
You support Donald trump.

>>24093980
You wish that people would stop telling you that you look like matt damon if he got hit by a truck
>>24093332
Some days you feel good, but most days you feel like a dingus
>>24092919
Desperately looking for a reason not to kill yourself
>>24091465
Almost died recently doing the old asphyxiation with a noose while masterbating
>>24091449
You curse your mother for having sex and then shitting you out
>>24091384
The human equivalent of a butthole
>>24091069
You're angry at God for giving you shit colored hair
>>24090818
You look like you just recently fell out of a butthole
>>24090385
You're tired people telling you that you look like a giant penis
>>24090006
You've been known to disappear for days on end for "mental health" reasons but everyone knows you're really just smoking crack cocaine
>>24089976
Fucked her
>>24089971
Literally is a walking pile of dung
>>24089891
Human piece of shit
>>24089858
You're probably a faggot fucker

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>>24091069
probably a furry or into ERP
>>24091384
maybe you vape
>>24092919
i bet you live in california and wear basket ball shorts everyday with socks and sandals. the scar on ur nose is cute tho
>>24094113
you probably vape too

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>>24087538

>>24094173
holy fucking shit i need to marry you right now!

>>24094173
ridiculously cute

>>24094176
lol wtf

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>>24093919
>You own a pet that isnt a cat or dog and you are a programmer
Wrong and right. I love cats and will probably be getting one soon though.
That being said, I'd love a fox or a raccoon or squirrel or something as a pet.

>>24094066
>You're angry at God for giving you shit colored hair
Pfft, my hair is fabulous.

>>24094173
>probably a furry or into ERP
Neither.


Trying a new pic...

>>24094857
>posting your nieces face on 4chan

For what purpose?

>>24093980
You're angry that none of the pretty girls are into a nice guy like you. Your acne depresses you.

>>24094113
People keep calling you a girl but you've kinda embraced it on the meanwhile. You're just a fairly kind heterosexual guy.

>>24094115
You're a relatively laid-back factory worker.

>>24094173
You wish you had whiter or pinkish skin like the cute girls in the Chinese cartoons you watch. (Sorry if this is offensive. It was really the first thing that came into mind.)


>>24094867
What are you talking about? That's my girlfriend.

Kidding.

I thought it was fine since this is /soc/, not /b/ or /a/ or /tv/ or another one of the pedophile infested boards. Was I wrong?

>>24089858
I don't want to be gross but I bet you have a really hot smelling dick.

>>24094173
Lives at home
Is 17

>>24094115
Fucked a girl when she was sleeping, once. Claims it wasnt rape because she "wanted it"

>>24091545
>likes scifi and fantasy in games
Not so much scifi.
>>24093919
>You really like sandwiches
Who doesn't? They're easy to make and really filling.
>>24093980
>You drink a lot of beer
Nah, quit drinking almost a year ago, and even then I was drinking tequila mostly.
>>24094066
>the human equivalent of a butthole
I have always told people that I'm an asshole. I almost worry you might know me since you were pretty spot on.
>>24094173
>you vape
Nah, only used cheap e-cigs a few times to try them out instead of cigs, gave me headaches. Quit cigs over a year ago, stopped smoking weed over a month ago.

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>>24094173

omigawsh lips and cheeks girl <3

My two pictures bellow if anyone cares..
>>24088479
>>24088185

>>24095204
Wants to move out but cannot find a place

>>24094173
largest wish you have is that you were born asian

>>24094115
acts thug to get respect

>>24093980
always tries to be the special snowflake, aka you're a hipster.

>>24093332
why the photoshop, wtf?

>>24092919
has broken nose or landed on nose sometime..

>>24091069
wants to be the pro league player imaqtpie

>>24090006
snowboarder.

>>24089858
forgets legday, every week.

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>inb4 Ryanposting meme comes up

>>24087538
Underage

>>24087561
"It's not a phase, mom!"

>>24087597
You own or want to own a Dog

>>24087640
Drugs