I have no idea how to sext, teach me? Also pic requests if yall want.

Give me your kik, I'll teach ya.

>>24081365
Spread pussy

Add me on kik and I will help
Jimcar909

don't have kik, sorry b

Skype or anything?
I will make your pussy drip with my dirty sexting

Lay on your back legs over your head take pic?

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>>24081372
Then give me your snap
Me btw

>>24081365
>>24081378
You're doing quite well

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>>24081376
lol autism intensifies

Run your clit honey get nice and wet for us. My cock is throbbing and pre cum

shh hes qt

>>24081378
Damn girl, you got the full package? Can we see your ass and maybe a full body shot?

>>24081365
If you're being serious, it's just about relaying the action you want to do to your partner... so if your partner says that he starts plowing your pussy, you might respond by moaning or swearing... whatever you normally do.

>>24081383
You think I'm cutie? Let's fuck then, you nasty fucking whore.
Where you at?

>>24081387im not generally into guys who are into nasty whores haha. Am I doing this replying thing right?

>>24081391
But you are a nasty whore. You're posting nudes online and asking how to sext.
Now come be daddy's little kitten.

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>>24081384

>>24081391
No you must do>>24081375
Then We'll reply thanks in advanced

>>24081391
More or less right. Usually people type on the line below the quoted number, though.

>>24081375
>>24081403
take a pic from which angle?

>>24081409
Knees touching your shoulders If you can then reach around and take pic, or put it on a timer

>>24081386
can I have an example? Haha... I literally clam up and make puns every single goddamn time someone sexts me, since normally during sex I don't dirty talk very well either

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>>24081409
like this please

how old are you?

where you at?

>>24081413
Well, let's see...
You send me a line, and I'll see how it might be responded to. Either that or just post a throwaway so people can sext you, and you can practice.

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>>24081415
working on it- that's hard af to do- but here's this :*
I'm 21, and in the US

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>>24081424
then maybe this please

do you suck cock?

>>24081421
a throwaway what? And idk even at all what a guy line would be ,:p

>>24081365

it's easy, just talk about wanting cock and how wet you are, everything else is seriously just a more descriptive drawn-out extension of these two core rules. (you're pleasing them while showing them that they are also pleasing you which is an ego boost.)

>>24081424
Beautiful. Give a nice roughly squeezed boob shot :)

>>24081435

oh and if you're just into casual sexting you reeeeeeeally don't need to be that impressive, chances are the guy messaged you on twitter or some bullshit and is just trying to nut.

if it's for a relationship or you want to do more long and descriptive roleplay type shit, be more detailed and explore fantasies together. "that's so hot, i would ...._______" etc.

>>24081431
Good point. Throwaway email... meaning a fake email that you don't mind getting spam at.

Guy: I tear off your panties and push you onto the bed.
You: Mmmmmm.
Guy: I shove my cock into your pussy.
You: Oh fuck. Yeah! Fuck me, baby...


Something like the above.

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>>24081428
course I do.
>>24081442
that's easy, thanks! lol i definitely think you might be right, that's a good idea, but i don't feel like making an email rn... might come back to that.
>>24081436
here

>>24081409
>>24081403
Kind of like this

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>>24081452
Forgot pic

>>24081453
I'm confused. Where in that picture would i be holding the camera

>>24081450
I realize this is going to sound stupid... go put a sheet on your Seely bed!

Seriously, though, if you want to work on it, I'm sure you'll have a ton of volunteers. I'd post a throwaway, if you want.

>>24081459
With your hand, just reach around hold yourself up on your bed for stability.

>>24081460
I took it off today to do laundry and then... didn't do laundry

>>24081467
Hah hah. Oh well, that's how life goes sometimes. I assume you're good with the sexting conceptually, for now?

>>24081467
do you have a big mirror? if yes take full body picture

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>>24081466
and where would i be aiming the camera

>>24081474
Kind of like that but to see your thighs, pussy and ass all in one shot if you can. If not I can settle for a reverse cowgirl showing ass. Like I said maybe you can set it on a timer?

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>>24081470
full mirror is stolen by my roomates currently.

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>>24081481

Please spread ass apart.

>>24081493
Love this shot... that ass would be what would cause any man to want to fuck you while holding on your hips. Very nicely done.

>>24081493
Gorgeous pussy

>>24081493
damn you got a hot body, post more pictures of your ass

Maybe also a shot of you on your knees spread out thrusting forward holding just one tit, would need to use timer

Sexting is something anybody can get good at. You might feel a bit awkward at first, but just relax and you'll get used to it.

Something that works for me is to really be descriptive in the details. So not just

"I'm sucking your cock"

but more like *how* you're doing it (i.e. "I pull back your foreskin with my tongue and lick your cock head etc etc").

Usually the dude should be the driving force though, and you can turn him on by just sending nudes of yourself hehe

>>24081493
You seem to have a really nice pussy btw. Mind showing it from the front unspread, then spreading it wide close up? Kind of like the first pic, but wider.

>>24081493
Post pic of souls of feet while kneeling

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>>24081505
lol

>>24081523
:(

>>24081527
if it makes it better all the other fingers are in my pussy

>>24081523
Did you just give me the bird? :P
I'd spank your ass and tie up your hands for that. Well, I'm sure you have all the attention you need. Good luck with the sexting.

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>>24081518

>>24081533
haha that sounds hot as, uh, heck actually. it was JUST a PRANK bro

>>24081531
Lol well done then.

Could you spread your butt cheeks apart?

>>24081542
Indeed... pranks still get spanks.

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>>24081518
wider? or is this good :p

>>24081365
>I have no idea how to sext, teach me?
I can just send excerpts of me and my fuck buddy if you'd like. We sext pretty often.

>>24081551
that's fucking hot

>>24081552
That's excellent, thank you. Hot as hell

>>24081553
that would be super great! any pic requests?

>>24081559

same position as >>24081523 but with 2 fingers in your pussy

>>24081559
your eyes please.

>>24081552
BTW, have you had your pussy spanked for being bratty in the past?

>>24081552
Oh and on the sexting thing, start slowly. Don't go straight for the hot stuff straight away.

>>24081559
something with anal! :P

>>24081565
>>24081566
Pretty sure she was asking: >>24081553

>>24081559
Sexy lip bite please

I started this
>I want you literally dripping before you get fucked

>That's torture you'd have me begging for you to be deep inside my tight wet pussy

>I'd slowly slide the head of my cock up and down that little slit. Each time pausing just enough to make you think I'm about to slide it deep inside

>I can't wait to feel that hard cock inside me.. I moan a little and get wet whenever I think about it. Shit I want you to be slamming that hard cock into me from behind making me scream as you're filling me

Looking for other stuff, but that anon was right. Typically the guy leads. Just describe in graphic detail what you want him to do to you/what you want to do to him

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can you please do this?

you are hot?

ever been with a girl?

>>24081566
my eyes suck on account of me having brutal insomnia. still want em>

>>24081580

That is fine

>>24081580
Of course

>>24081542
Why don't you start replying to the comments here and practicing your sexting abilities in the thread?

>>24081552
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Idk if this makes you flattered or uncomfortable but I just want to let you know I am totally masturbating to you right now.

>>24081577
oy gevalt, im moist like a meatloaf

>>24081580
yes yes we do

Fapping vid???

got any toys and/or sexy underwear?

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>>24081566

>>24081580
>>24081552
>>24081556

Another tip for sexting is to find any kinks or dirty fetishes you both are into, then text each other stories about fantasizing about fulfilling those fetishes.

Please post a picture where we can see the lower half of your face, and you are sitting/standing up, leaving forward, making your gorgeous breasts hang. We can also still see your areolas. I love your breasts by the way and you have an incredibly sexy body.

More butt.

>>24081605
your doggy

>>24081605
Nice eyes. You should make a throwaway email for this kind of stuff. You practice there with anons

>>24081598
you can put videos on here? And I dont have any toys (someone mail me some haaaa) or clean cute panties
>>24081590
yall are very flattering
>>24081587
my comment that you replied to was very good sexting what are you talking about

>>24081619
your body is a wonderland :)

I'm having fun jerking it to this one.

>>24081619
you can upload to mega .nz

would you ever have a 3some?

>>24081619
You're right... if you really did find it hot, then yes. Do you like being bound up and used however the man sees fitting?

I would tie your wrists to the headboard and spread your thighs with your knees on my shoulders as I pushed you back and slid my cock along your puffy pussy lips.

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>>24081619
>>24081621

then post the download link

i'll be waiting with my Cock in hand

>>24081619
hope im not late to the party

do a butthole winking please
..its really not that weird

>>24081621
I've had one! We were 18, and my lifelong best friend (cute, tiny girl with pixie cut) were at my then bf's house. we sort of are open about shit and were all doing this lemon/ sugar scrub in his shower and he got hard and we laughed, but then sort of felt him up, then sort of tried to forget it happened... but later we tried to sleep in the same bed (usually goes by without any sexual weirdness in my friend group) except this time we all just fucked instead. it was great & I taught her how to give a blowjob.

>>24081623
i was kidding... but I've never been tied up, and it sounds goddamn amazing

sorry im being slow on the pics guyz, my roomate stopped in to ramble about something so im just chilling under a blanket waiting for him to finish.
>>24081635
what is a winking butthole

>>24081644
You are one perplexing individual. Anyway, I'll stop trying to practice the sexting thing with you... you get the idea, I'm sure.

>>24081644
sorry, you've done so many already so thanks.

Would you mine doing one more with your hair.

It could just be the back of your head or just your hair hanging down. Your hair looks beautiful from the glimpses I caught.

>>24081646
I think he had an idea of what you might be doing and walked in hoping to catch you. You should ask him to help with the photos.

>>24081647
Thanks dude! i'll miss ya

>>24081653
You're saf. I might drop in after I wake up.

>>24081398
no she's just an internet savvy female who is using her sexy af body as a means to an end you dickhead

>>24081646
Hey there, you're damn hot, while you're waiting for your roomate to leave, just install Kik on your phone, create a profile it takes 30second and add me, my nickname is Champion909.

I'm @ work and would really enjoy to share dirty pic with you while i'm here... hope to ear from you soon. Sure i can proove my identity with stamped pic for you on kik

Friend, tits or gtfo. Fuck it just make porn with him

soz got triggered, anyway what kinda sexting are we talking her? instigated by you? or him?

>>24081662
talking here*

>>24081650
ufffff i want to do that so bad. (he's very cute and has a big dick and apparently fucks great.) Can't though. We already tell each other we love eachother daily and it would make it weird, plus he's a junkie. He's leaving soon. Just has to ramble a little longer about shitall.
>>24081662
instigated by either. basically, examples would be good.

>>24081646
so if you cant sext you can imagine how awkward is to describe bhole winking but anyway..
you kinda spread your ass and you push in and out repetitively, obtaining the magical skill of winking your butthole

>>24081667
Please do this request here
>>24081606

>>24081667
have you perused this website? there's actually a few good ones imo

But a favourite of mine, for instigating, is just randomly bring up something she did during sex that I thought was super hot at some rando time in graphic detail, something that im pretty sure she world remember

>>24081674
wouldn't remember*

http://www.romanceways.com/100-top-sexting-examples.html

come to think of it this may be the wrong website, meh

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>>24081672
got some hair in there too for the person who wanted it

>>24081667
As he's rambling, sit upright on your bed, allowing the blanket to fall off. See what he does. It's that simple. If he covers you up or looks away, no mas. If he makes a move, you get what you want.

>>24081680
So hot body, hair too on doggystyle ?

>>24081680
You really make it tough for a guy to go to sleep. I'd pull that hair back and ride you from behind after seeing this pose.

Whew. I'm parched. Thanks for the fun :)

>>24081677
thanks, your advice and site recommendation r fabulous!
>>24081684
The thing is we both either make a move at any point and not be able to stop ourselves. We just have an agreement that we won't, it's for the better. Also if he wanted to do cam stuff he has knows girls who he could make good money doing that with.

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just posting some randoms :)

>>24081696
no worries hun, for more good sites just google 'how to do classy sexting', ez pz

>>24081680
and wtf Natalie Dormer is that fkn u???

>>24081696
Can we see closeups of your pubes? Do you have any pics with your pussy fully hairy too?

>>24081365
Just tell him your desires, what you want to do to him, what you want him to do to you. If he says something reply like you it was actually happening.
Example:
>Him I'd slide my tongue into your mouth as I thrust inside your tight wet hole with my thick hard cock
>You mmmm I'd be moaning and whimpering against you mouth as my pussy squeezes you.
Or whatever
Tell him that you physically ache for him. Tell him you're dripping wet at the thought of what you want to do to him as soon as he walks through the door. Tell him you can't wait to taste him, how you can't wait to taste you both after he's been inside of you. Tell him you are going to be his slave for the evening, fulfilling all his desires. Tell him you can't think straight or sit still at work with the thought of him fucking you. Tell him he drives you crazy.
Make him feel wanted, boost his ego and make him feel like a champ.
Also send him pics in positions or of your parts you're talking about. So he get's visual imagery with the imagination of your words.

Source: 3 years in long distance relationship with my gf.

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yes its me natalie dormer #caught

>>24081696
I will teach you everything about sext give me your kik

>>24081714
you have the ass/waistline of a goddess .-.

I envy aesthetic junkie dude sigh

>>24081714
Still waiting for more ass pics...

>>24081696
sexting is easy, you just say what you want it what the other person wants

>>24081724
Brah this one right here is like 1/100000 on soc u bttr check ur attitude

>>24081729
Eat a dick your gigantic faglord.

>>24081680
Thanks, you are fucking perfect. I wish I could fuck you doggy style while watching those gorgeous breasts swing and listening to you moan. You have a cute face too!

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you're all too sweet haha

>>24081365
You gon learn today

>>24081737
I ain't, I'd teach you gooood

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>>24081708
no to the second question, because that would be a pic from when i was 14. but here's my lazy pubic hair

>>24081714
that smirking whore from high garden

Holy shit, you are insanely attractive. Honestly just go with the flow and have fun with it.

>>24081597
Oh god moist like a meatloaf my sides, youd be so fun in bed being able to laugh with your partner during hot intense moments is great. As for tips, I really like when girls say exactly howd they would suck my dick. Just put every action into words. Or jus keep being you, make jokes and have a fun laugh with eachother while you fuck. There needs to be more girls like you in the world

>>24081734
;-;

>>24081737
ughh I just want to smother myself in your A-class ass

>>24081747
>>24081747
Listen my most-likely-unattractive friend, no need to try and bring the sexy lady down, throwing cheap insults as an anon on 4chan is pretty futile

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>>24081748
>>24081749
you and everyone else here are p chill. I should probably post more often- I used to do this on b when I was 18, then my friend's boyfriend went on right after I'd spent half an hour posting nudes in the bathroom and he almost saw my thread and I haven't done it since.

>>24081765
Its a game of thrones joke genius

>>24081772
That's a lovely little pose. All that is needed is you slapping that ass and rubbing your pussy. :) Thank you for the lovely images to sleep by.

>>24081777
oh mb, don't actually watch game of thrones lol

that was 0 chill of me tho, I'll show myself out ._.

>>24081772
Haha, thanks. I honestly don't browse soc often but I just thought you were gorgeous and decided to let you know.

>>24081744
Gorgeous bush! Why don't you ever leave it natural anymore?

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>>24081785

>>24081786
Was Just really hanging out to play the white knight ironically for the sake of flaming some angsty sexist shut in, but I realise how thats pretty pathetic eheh

Holy shit, if you're ever in Paris, give me a call.

>>24081793
Thanks. I hope you actually did enjoy slapping your ass. :)

>>24081798
only if you're cute :* My mom's in paris currently.

>>24081765
Shut up you presumptuous cunt.

>>24081793
nice

>>24081805
Add me on snapchat, you can make up your own mind! Davechattesnap

So. There an ass spread pic on the way?

>>24081805
Spread butt baby. I wanna see that asshole

>>24081807
Ooh the amount of venom in that comment makes me think I was right about you being uglee tho xD

Dw kid Im gonna shut up now tho, got an 8am exam in 6hrs ahaha

>>24081793
best wishes bae, stay gorgeous <3

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for shits and giggles here's a pic of me when I was 18, from the time my friend almost found my thread.

>>24081819
>>24081824
comin right upp

>>24081486
Can you stand and give me a profile shot of you from the shoulder down?

>>24081826
Nah mate just Australian.
Good luck in school kid and keep telling cam whores on 4chan you want them to smother you with their ass. Maybe one day they might reply to you.

>>24081827
Honestly though, you have a perfect body. I wish I was lucky enough to be with a girl like you.

>>24081552
Man thats pretty

a

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>>24081826
good luck!
>>24081824
>>24081819

>>24081827
You have a dynamite body.
And if you are still interested in learning how to flirt and such through text. I am from the "cybering" generation, I can teach you much young apprentice.

>>24081843
Beautiful butthole. Care to put a finger in there?

>>24081843
Hnnng id love to put my tounge in your ass

Wow you are stunning! If you have snapchat I'd love to sext with you - add me: Jon.bingham93 (athletic/ 22/M/UK)

"oy gevalt" I love your yiddisha sexting.... are you a shaina maidel?

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o boi

>>24081843
Could you get on your back and show us your cute little clit. I want to see where my tongues gunna be soon

Why are the hot ones so far away

I LOVE how you guys actually believe she doesn't know how to sext but knows how to camwhore........gtfo lol

>>24081866
I very seriously doubt she'd have sex with any guy in this thread anyway lmao

>>24081862
Pics of you peeing?

So did any vids eventuate in this thread that I missed?

I would absolutely love to smash your back doors in.

>>24081862
Oh baby. Whats the largest thing you ever put up your butthole?

>>24081870
Who said I was a guy

>>24081858
I'm related to a Jonathan Bingham but he's older. weird
>>24081861
Thanks! No I just love jewish phrases
>>24081868
why is that so weird? Im a socially awkward fuck so I've always overcompensated with pics.

>>24081881
uh, a dick.
>>24081876
please smash all and any doors

>>24081882
Sorry I assumed your gender, regardless even if you are female I doubt she'd have sex with anyone of any gender in this thread.

>>24081891
So when are we meeting up? Do you prefer lube or good old fashioned spit?

>>24081892
Fair call, I doubt I will win lotto but I still buy a ticket haha

>>24081891
Would love to see you putting more than one finger inside then. Or maybe something phallic

>>24081891
so you do anal?

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>>24081680
Is this you?

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>>24081893
Old fashioned all the way.
>>24081895
I'll see what I can find.
>>24081897
nope

>>24081883
well im finished so now im just wondering what other fetishes do you have?

>>24081901
Would love to have my face buried deep in your pussy

>>24081827
More from when you were younger?

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gonna see if this fits

>>24081883
Because texting is the same level of social that this is and you seem just fine here that's why it's not believable

>>24081930
good luck

>>24081930
Oh yeah

>>24081930
can you post ass + soles?

>>24081930
In your ass i hope
Or find somethin else and DP yourself

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aaaaaAND WOW

>>24081961
damn that's hot

>>24081961
wowowowo w

>>24081961
Thats a good girl. Leave it there and find something large, put in your pussy and post pic

>>24081961
Splendid.

Wouldnt mind putting my cock in there.

>>24081961
try and finger yourself while its in your ass

You win the tinterweb today.

>>24081967
That's as far as I could get it, then I came

>>24081961
Can you make webms of you fucking your ass with that?

>>24081967
This

>>24081967
This

>>24081967
It's out :,/ sorry. Also it was the only thing in the room that would work for the job, aside from a screwdriver which I'd have to go sanitize and nty

>>24081972
You are a fucking goddess holy shit, the things I would do for a night with you

Thanks so much

someone mail me a vibrator/ dildo haha

>>24081995
how about i give you my dick instead its way better ;)

Where in the US if you dont mind?

>>24082001
somewhere in the general upper left side of it

serious about the vibrator btw. If someone can get me one of those, I'll be their little personal snapchat slut for like... ever. I'd buy one but I don't even have food money L O L

>>24082007
Bummer.
Im somewhere in the lower left side kinda.
Tourist destination thoughx so maybe you can come visit and let me fuck your brains out.

>>24082012
Only if you let me use it on you

>>24082012
We can talk about it...I'll buy you one

>>24082012
Lol wtf? Are you going to post your amazon wishlist now for desperate guys to buy shit from?

Thirsty ass dudes

>>24081897
this girl is cute as fuck and i wish she posted some nudes

>>24081961
Get a bottle in

I'm a guy looking to sext with females maybe trade nudes, my email is [email protected] let's start with that and go from there

>>24082040
fuck off!

>>24082038
I actually found a jar which im trying to fit in right now
>>24082019
you srs?

>>24082050
A jar? Oh god... reminds me of a certain shock site...

>>24082012
So get the job you stupid gold-digging whore

>>24082050
>>24082057
Yeah, make sure its not a glass jar. You dont want that shattering in your anus.

Which kind of dildo do you like?

>>24082012
If you promise some good pics then I'll send you food as well as toys ...

>>24082012
how are you so poor?

>>24082063
Why would she get a job when she has a wealth of other people's money to buy her what she needs.

"I can't sext someone please teach me, but I can post dozens of pics and ask for you to buy me shit" lawl

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You can have this one

>>24082063
I have a job with a moving company! But I pay for gas, and my roomates are very shitty about rent, and I go to college so it's very hard to stay on top of things. The food banks help me out. I also donate plasma. but no dildo money haha.

>>24082070
I could never do that for just pics, I mean id buy her a good toy and shit for a nice fuck, but I don't get off to pics so at that point it'd pretty much be charity

>>24082068
no idea.. I've never owned one!
>>24082070
pics would be the dankest 24/7
>>24082077
haha im down

>>24082079
Yeah I'm not a prostitute though, I just like the idea of sending someone videos of a using a sex toy they gave me

>>24082077
I can't tell how big that is ,:o

>>24082098
Find some lonely middle-aged dude with money who'll reward you for sending pics/vids. You both get what you want that way. Shouldn't be too hard to find one of those on 4chan

>>24082098
Should post your snapchat name.

>>24082107
It's 9 inches

>>24082110
This. If you're into showing off lets all migrate there

>>24082075
Sad that western women don't have self respect and some dignity, I couldn't live with myself if I would do such thing
>>24082078
So learn how to save money, it's really not that difficult ;)
>>24082098
>I'm not a prostitute
Sorry but you kinda are

>>24082098
I'll buy you one, got an amazon wishlist?

>>24082098
Yeah, at least a prostitute fucks the guy in real life as opposed to greedy camwhores that don't even do that much for payment.

>>24082078
i thought murika was the land of opportunity. that sounds like a shit life. come to canada.

>>24082115
Self-respect and dignity are socially relative. In some societies, it is undignified to hold hands or not wear a veil.

>>24082115
>>24082121

if you dont like it move along no one forces you to read this threat

>>24082115
I completely agree with you, I'll be damned if I spend money on a girl I've never met asking me to buy her shit. I work hard for what I have and don't waste it. Especially when she's going to take my money and like 6 other guy's money then say "I'm the only one in her life."

>>24082113
holy kanoli that looks fricking great. do you actually wanna get rid of it?
>>24082118
i don't, i guess I could shop around, but it feels weird having someone buy one esp after foreign homeboy gave me the 3rd degree guilt trip. you should still give me your snap tho :p

>>24082107
You really need to make a throwaway Kik or email at least

>>24082129
I'm sorry I said you were the only one... it is one of my biggest regrets. I was young and naieve. I know I broke your heart javier but someday you will find love again

>>24082135
Eh, dont pay the any mind. It's just someone opinion. Find and do what makes you happy.
I dont use Snapchat much but I'll see if I can still log in and figure out how shit works.

>>24082145
Haha! OK as funny as that actually was you are still using people to get free shit. I guess if they're ok with it it's not a big deal. Hopefully after time takes its toll on your body you have another way to earn cash.

>>24082152
tru. do you and 9 inch dildo bro have emails? I just made one

Would love to see your pussy wet...nice bod you have there!

>>24082157
My phone is too old and shitty to use snapchat now, but I'm gonna see if I can get it to work on a PC app player.
I have an email yes, can you get skype?

>>24082157
Post yours an continue this showin off

>>24082173
You want to buy her a dildo but you have a phone that's before 2011? Damn man.....

>>24082157
[email protected]

>>24082184
just emailed ya
>>24082176
I'm not trying to go and start some weird large scale nude emailing circut, I'll just come back and make another thread sometime maybe

>>24082173
I fricking hate skype but mebbe

>>24082181
I dont use phones for much besides texting.
Mate its not like I'm hurting for money, I just dont have a very modern phone because I didnt need one.
Dont try so hard to hoard your cash, so long as you can get by, pay the bills, food, clothes and internet, live a little. By a stranger with rocking pair of tits a dildo. Go buy a run down motorcycle and ride it till it breaks down. Eat at an expensive restaurant. Get the most expensive manicure you can find. You only live once; unless your buddhist.

>>24082189
Thank you darling, I just dont want to post my either of my emails here because they have my name in them. I'm very professional you see. :P

>>24082190
Weirdest way to defend yourself there. But I can't say you're wrong. It's your money dude.

>>24082187
Lol! She caught her fish now she's gonna dissappear until their money is gone and she needs more idiots to buy her shit.

God bless the gold diggers and the retards that pay them.

>>24082194
Eh, people on the internet are too aggro. They see every slither of criticism as a defamation to their life.
Better to find your own pace and explore a little.

>>24082157
>>24082187
[email protected]

>>24082191
word well mine's [email protected], just let me know the first two letters of your email on here or something?
>>24082190
hahaha o lord that's beautiful and also how I live my life. I actually am buddhist, so yolo x a trillion (jk, i don't buy the reincarnation shit, but still.)

>>24082216
it starts with an LE and has some underscores in it. I'll email you now.
and thanks, I'm chill some times. But others very passionate.

>>24081680
>>24081714
>>24081737
>>24081772
>>24081961
oh man, this is one stellar body. i'm in awe.

>>24082236
daw thanks!

>>24082252
you're welcome. and thanks for sending my cock on a rampage.

>>24082012
I have a weird thing for naked pics/sexting. I just got my paycheck and would definitely buy you whatever one you want for my personal Snapchat slut. That's an ideal situation for me. Plus you're sexy as fuck.

>>24082279
same, nothing like weird virtual relationships

>>24082279
what's your snapchat/ email?

>>24082292
Wow! So sexy! Please keep putting things in your ass and shoe us your cum!

>>24082320
What did he mean by this?

>>24082292
you're amazingly hot. My snap is anothercockshot and i'm totally in the spoiling dirty snap sluts ;)

>>24082328
You cant read?
It seems pretty obvious to me

>>24082328
He means he's one of those creepy fucks that do "tribute" pics. Essentially printing out one or more of the posted pics and then shooting a load of cum on them as "tribute" it's really strange but people get off on it.

>>24082347
No shit-head, it means I just got off to her pics and made a video of me doing it so she can see herself in the background. Lots of girls find that sexy af, try www.reddit.com/r/tributeme for proof.

>>24082351
I mean I love cumshots but on my pics it would seem a little strange. On my actual body would be much better

>>24082320
dont dick up the thread, read the rules.

>>24082351
Lol a reddit thread.......great source Tumblr too? You fuckstick the link says tributeme and what I described what a tribute is. Also keep your dick in the rate a fag threads please.

>>24082320
fuck off
post your ugly dick in a dick thread

OP, I'll buy you a vibrator and maybe more.

Add my snapchat - funaturfuneral

If you're not making one though I'll email you.

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>>24082320
fresh eyebleach for all the new people who scrolled all the way to the bottom just to be met by that haha

>>24082412
you're amazing!

>>24082412
Where are you from OP?
Please say London

Amazing body. Very slutty. My kind of girl. If you want to practice your newfound sext skills snap me chris1234sc and let's see what you have learned.

Epic thread keep them comming

>>24082427
Check timestamp. Has to be US

>>24082447
Ahh your right, its shit to be a britfag

>>24082447
Or you could try reading the posts instead of looking at pics only. She's in the US, in the "general upper left"

>>24082412
Good lord, I'm at work but you have me so distracted and turned on like most other guys on here, Ima have to go rub one out to you on the bathroom. Bloody hell.

>>24082412
Appreciate it

>>24082292
[email protected]

>>24082474
>[email protected]
that didn't work! what's your snapchat?

>>24082412
thank you for that. Sent you a mail too from an email starting with torto... :)

>>24082489
hey pol (op) add my snapchat: asphodelian

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>not telling this worthless wannabe paywhore to fuck off
>actually buying her stuff

>>24081995
i've bought a few snapchat girls toys.. small fee to kill time at work is worth it to me.

>>24082536
Take it easy.
If you dont like it, just ignore it. Doesnt affect you 1 way or another.

>>24082550
i just reported her and everyone that offered to buy her stuff. it's against the rules.
just ignore me.

>>24082074
Obama is making everyone poor

>>24082563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-l-c3rTlnE

No more nude kitten?

This thread is magical.And this girl is hot af.Do you have anything else to put inside you?

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>>24082662
had to take a lil break

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i love this but it makes me cum so quickly

>>24082700
lets find something less quick for you then :)

>>24082700
You just gotta edge your dripping pussy/tight ass for some hours

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these two are me sitting on my feet and trying not to bounce as I posted the pic before them haha

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>>24082704
I tried but then sort of just came again. Might be for the better, I'm trying to sleep soon.

>>24082707
How many fingers can you fit in your pussy?

>>24082712

wow this threat is still going ? how many times have you cum sofar ?

>>24082707
Fucking beautiful.....

>>24082712
Can we have a vid of you masturbating? Preferably with sound.

Very lovely hair, body and breasts, by the way

Why would you cucks spend money on this dumb slut? She's not going to fuck you. You're just feeding her ego and enabling her.

>>24082786
some spend money on cigs others for drinking, some spend the cash on camwhores

>>24082216
i've been so free as to email you too, first four letters are 'that'
Talk to you soon

>>24082786
Because they are sad?

>>24082712
You gotta try harder. Multiple hard orgasm almiost guaranteed.

>>24082755
I'll do that if i make a new thread later this week

>>24082786
Well she clearly isnt stupid and its 2016, its fine to be slutty m8

Id defs thow money at her if i had spare cash just out of respect t b h

>>24082712

How about some of you from behind, with your back in full view?

I love naked girl's backs

>>24082712
gnite sweetie. added you to email. starts with tal

>>24082786
Because they are lonely virgins or they're old fucks who can get young pussy

>>24082489
Oh I'm dumb. It's surreality.joe.leo

>>24082969
I just have a kink for photos and sexts. I don't know why. It just gets me off