Can we get a roast thread?

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>>24072381
I like how "comedy" central logo is on fire. If I were there and I badly needed to pee I would pee in my pants rather than save "comedy" central from fire.

>>24072389
Why do you even bother to put in any effort to how you look? You are literally the definition of lost cause.

>>24072389
So that what it looks like to fight the patriarchy in the 3rd world.

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>>24072398
>>24072445

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>>24072396
lazy neet immigrant kid
>>24072389
future crazy cat lady, into boring hobbies like knitting, eats a lot of cake

>>24072492
You are probably stressed most of the time because you are bald and you think girls will never fuck you and I am here to tell you it's true. You are fucked. Mother nature has basically selected you to not to reproduce. ever. Sorry I guess. *rub full head of hair*

>>24072519
LAZY

>>24072445

oh, SHIT lmao

>>24072519
haha I knew it was going to be the bald thing

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roast me

>>24072858
Roast others to get roasted retard.

>>24072863

>>24072389
you're fat

>>24072396
you're a poo in the loo

>>24072492
you're bald

now what??

>>24072869
HUR HUR HUR poo in loo joke. Fucking original shit man. I can see I was right when I described you as a retard. Get used to seeing that cat next to you because that is the only pussy you are ever going to see.

>>24072879
i have "pussy" laying in bed by my side this very moment. i'm sorry my roast triggered u so much, pajeet

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roast me bitches. Im a hungarian.

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I'm legitly trying to find out whats wrong with my appearance to know what should I improve.

Try not to say anything related to "being arab", I have no arabic heritage and I only get that comment here, who knows why.

>>24072389

Simple you're fat, also it seems theres a gap between your 2 front teeth

>>24072492

Its obvious that your baldness is not just a hairstyle, you got receding hairline. Also I think your face is too thin near the jaw but it gets progressively wider as it goes up.

>>24072898
lose some weight and you'll be fine
also your shirt is too large

>>24072903

>Lose some weight

boi I lift im at my ideal weight and my arms are ripped, my legs are toned and my ass is huge and firm, where exactly do I look fat? (Actual question).

And that shirt is actually too small for me, I only wore it for the pic because its a nice shirt, but it barely covers my waist anymore and sleeves feel as if theyre about to explode

>>24072918
your face looks fat
the seams of your shirt should be at your shoulder bone, these seems to be slightly off

>ITT: people who think that roasting is just listing negative things about a person
Art is dead.

>>24072898
FAT
A
T

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Do it my man do it

>>24072894

You look like a model for Egg Fancy magazine

>>24072858

You look like an alien whose human disguise kit included a Phish record

>>24072492
I think your head is on upside down.

>>24072396
You look like IT for ISIS

>>24072946
coke > meme dew

>>24072924
>>24072939

Hmm, interesting, thanks. I'd honestly would have never figured that my face looked fat. Hopefully theres some way to make it look thinner

>>24072955
>Hopefully theres some way to make it look thinner
of course. it looks fat, but it could be due to water retention
try to lower your bf% while eating more fiber and less sodium

>>24072389
>off the shoulder top to show how sexy you are
your rolls say otherwise
>>24072396
at least you're mom loves you. maybe
>>24072492
oh god you look like a creepy art instructor for the special ed
>>24072858
I feel like a friend of yours used you in a school photography project and now you think your america's next top model >>24072894
I feel uncomfortable and unsafe saying anything bad about you. next
>>24072898
jew fro lookin ass. nice plaid shirt btw very cool!!
>>24073347
>spends hour an makeup, hair, nails
you should be spending that time at the gym fattie

>>24072389
Pulling your hair like that reveals your escaping hairline, welcome to the world of man. Get bangs gurl.
>>24072396
Lovely serial killer pose on your face.
>>24072492
Where did your top lip go? Did it escape that horrible moustache?
>>24072858
Pluck your eyebrows even thinner, it will just show how much you love the dick.
>>24072898
Your moustache looks like a bird, its gonna fly away because it looks horrible on you.
>>24072894
Looks like a graduation photo for College of Potatohead.
>>24072946
40 year old who tries to keep up with kids with those ugly sunglasses and retarded cap.
>>24073347
Watch a makeup tutorial or do, those eyebrows are horrible. Woman of mature age should never pluck them so thin, it will just age you more.

>>24072389
Fat chimpmumk buck tooth fatty
Pretty sure your boxed bodied like almost every mexican chick lol.
>>24072396
Isis?
>>24072492
Dude feel bad for you problably young and already balding.
>>24072858
Fag.
>>24073347
Samething box bodied mexican chick
You look pretty old like an aunt
Most likely fat hence hence the myspace angle.

>>24074085
Hence*

>>24072519
man, youre black
talk about mother nature and genetics fucking with people

>>24072898
You look like a gay Albanian lumberjack that just wants to dance instead of chop wood.