New tinder thread

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I can't decide which picture to use as a lead. can you guys help me decide?
i'll start with this

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>>24071749
or this?

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or this?

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or dis

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or dis?

>>24071749
>>24071764

I'd use the first one
>taken by someone else
>In a seemingly social setting
>Colored eyes
>pensive look

I'm a straight dude tho so ask a chick

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or dis

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>>24071804
thanks for the opinion frand!
ask me any questions

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shirtless???

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looking like i'm praying?

should i send my tinder crush a low key nude to keep him interested when our schedules dont match lmao

>>24071957
no.
sending naked pictures will ruin whatever mystery you have

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>>24071737
specially crafted tinder bio for maximum left swipes

>>24072374
you're my hero

>>24071749
You look like someone interrupted your beer drinking with a really stupid question.

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Any tips would be appreciated

no idea what my openers should be, besides just 'being myself'

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>>24071749
this one is best as main imo
>>24071819
This ones good cause it shows your tall, but I'd use it later on since it's a group photo
>>24073809
I'd move the cat pic to #2 and delete your current #2

Shamelessly posting my profile in yet another tinder thread, any tips? Can't decide if I should make my current #2 pic my main or not

>>24074022
Get rid of 4th pic, not very flattering. Other pics look fine, but you should add one of you with friends.

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>>24071819
The first one is great. You're hot OP coming from a gay dude

Need help getting grills.
No one ever responds to Hey. How's it going?

>>24074022
You'd prolly get more matches with a dog in your picture

is it okay to put a pic in a suite as first pic?

>>24071850
Can u stop? You pencil neck looking shit

>>24072374
i dn't think this is gonna work, but everyone has a niche

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>>24074022
you're first pic is strong, delete one of those selfies.
does anyone feel like this pic is better for showing i'm tall cause i'm next to a manlet?
>>24074265
thanks
too many selfies, use 6 or 5

>>24074532
5/6 for my main? Which ones should i take off

>>24074615
delete number 2, use pic number 6

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I guess some advice couldn't hurt. Fire away chaps.

>>24074519
nothing works so i am defaulting to the truth

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>>24074697
delete your tinder and get your ass to the gym and don't be a self loathing faggot

noticed my first unmatch today.

we were having a nice convo too :'(

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Thinking about adding this as my 3rd pic. Good or Eh?

>>24074820
Sorry the pic is upside down for some reason

>>24074741
>muh gym
no thanks

I have better things to do

19 y/o dude here does anyone have experience with slightly older age girls, for example 31-35 years old?

I matched with one recently, a beautiful woman 32y/o, and we talked for hours and she told me I was handsome, etc. But when I asked for her number, the conversation stopped and she hasn't responded now for almost a full day, yet she keeps me matched. Anything similar happen to any one else? This shit is pissing me the fuck off. Ive never been with a woman this age and I really want to.

Ok, so week two of Tinder. Installed it about a month after my divorce was finalized, after 6 months of separation. Im 32, and my relationship had been for 10 years. I have no idea what im doing, and trying to get back into the groove. Not ugly, but not a mainstream attractiveness.

Started with 1-2 matches a day (bots) now 1 every day or so. I'll ignore the bots.

Match 1 - slightly chubby chinese girl (as in actually moved from china). I have non-creepy yellow fever, so i swipe right on every asian to see if we'll click. I matched as i started my commute to work, and we spent the trip chatting. She wasnt sure if she was feeling well for a meet that day, but i also got her number. No response until the next day, then just no response. Let her knowknow that if shes up for anything in the future she knows where i am.

Match 2 - superlike a cute girl with matching interests. Instant match. Make a comment about how that was good timing on the superlike. No response, she unmatched. Question - are superlikes a huge turnoff?

Match 3 - 7+/10 itallian. I compliment her hair, she gets back and i get her number. Spotty responses and shit schedule (we basically have the same job, so i can relate), but we meet. Three hours of conversation, and shes basically the female me. Getting a phd in the fueld i 'only'have a masters in. Go in for the kiss, immediate 10 minute makeout session. Fibd a more secluded spot, continue. Almost an hour of makibg out, mu hand on her hip under pants. She stops it rrom going further, which im cool with. We walk back to hers with arms aroubd eachother. The next day i send the standard 'really liked you, leys fo this again'nessage wuth some free days this week. Hasnt been read. Im not going to send more until its read, and will try once more next week when i know free days. Advice?

Match 4 - cute black woman. Immediately sends me back a copypasta disclainer, and while i winder if robot i also dont disagree so say

>>24075807
That im on the same page. No respobse fir days. Then today sge gives a time abd place fir tommorow. Not sure if im being catfished, but i have nothing better to do so agree. Going to try to get a number, but im not out anything.

Match 5 - another black girl. I should point out that im so ridiculously Aryan that people seem to assume im racist. Im not, my last gf before my wife was black. Again kinda aslow responder, but out of the blue yesterday sge gives me her number and asks me to call. She cant meet this week and wants to sound me out. We talk for 45 minutes, hit it off. Shes away until next week, but wants to meet then. Rather ominous red flag, she mentions that she was 'essentially homeless'from the age of 13 to 18 and was 'basically raised'by this religious school she went to. I know know know that this is going to be a can of worms, but we did really hit it off and it wouldnt be the first time i stuck my dick in crazy (also i have background that would also be a red flag if all you got was a one liner).

So. Thats things. Im curently using Tinder and Bumble. My issue with tinder is ththat i seem to be seeing a handful of people over and over, and im also getting occasional guys. What is this and how can i fix it?

I matched with someone who says in her bio she likes to go to museums.

Is it ok of me to open with "Hey if you like museums you should go with me to 'my town's museum'"?

>>24075882

I did that before and the girl said that sounds good but I want to get more comfortable with someone before meeting up. We talked for 2 days and she ghosted

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>>24074265
I like 6th the most

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Ive had Tinder for almost a year and have gotten no matches at all, I don't understand.

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>>24076402

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Thread ended last time so lets try this again

>>24075003
lel, keep telling yourself that fatty :^)

>>24071957
Unless youve fucked at least twice, no. I say twice because if ita only once, maybe he's not so into you. Nudes are for either earlier or later

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Rate

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>>24077894

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>>24077894
Same

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>>24077894
And again

Didn't get a response on /adv/ so I'll repost it here:

Girls: In an online dating profile what kind of pictures would you like to see? I have never taken a selfie so the only pictures are either with other people or long distance. There are only a few with just me in them reasonably close up.

I'm one of these autists lacking in self-confidence that hates having his picture taken and now it's come back to bite me. Are pictures of me doing something, not looking at the camera OK? In my mind that shows I'm not completely idle or interested in taking pictures of myself.

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Just need advice really, been getting mixed responses on my first picture.

Bio reads:
19
Student.
Actor.
Pokemon master.
Lover.
Friend.
Academy award winner.
Liar.

My favourite position is the 96, it's where we both face away from each other and cry ourselves to sleep.

what do u guys think of my new tinder 'about':

"i'm 6'3, i have a cute dog and ill buy you tacos. what are you even waiting for"

>>24077959
Stop putting height in bio. Its cringe worthy

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Rate my tinder please.

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>>24077978
This too

>>24077978
>>24077986
Do you want to sell yourself as a guy that stays indoors and photoshops himself in to pictures with Hitler or a guy in a suit outside?

>>24077986
Nice prom pics.

So that "date" was a bust. Girl's a 9, tall with good curves, a rack that im not sure was real. Only flaw was a wig showing some fuzz (black). Had absolutely no chemistry. Couldnt get her to talk for the life of me. We meet at Leon, 20 minutes and £16 later shes going to work leaving drinks? Lady, you picked the time and the place! Pretty sure this was just to get sone free food. If thats the case, could have at least picked something better than shitty Leon.

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Can I get some critique on this

>>24078000
Sucks bro

>>24078000
can i see your face ?

>>24078301
picture #2 and 3 make you look like a goober, other pics are good though. You should put your work/school info in there if it's not embarrassing. You look like a tall guy in most of your pictures so it might be unnecessary to write your height in the bio. I feel like showing is better than telling as a general principal, but maybe girls don't care

>>24078000
that's just the game man, can't take it too personally. That being said, I do get a little heated when girls off tinder are flaky/don't try at all and then act like you're the weirdo who doesn't know how to do dates

>>24079272
>>24079367
I underatand it happens. Just was pissed that there was literally no effort on her part. Cant be too fussed; I know next to nothing about here, and barring any future developments she's a dick i jave no chemistry with. Im not going to initiate any further contact.

>>24079333
Why?

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I made this today, what do

>>24075807
>>24075838
>>24075807
>>24075838
Updates!

Match 3 - actually got back to me today. Stoked because we have so much in common. Says her whatsapp crashed and dumped all messages. So I'll probably try calling her in a day or two.

Match 5 - we've been on whatsapp
Since 23:00 to about 01:30. Really hitting it off. Getting a bit of inuendo in there. Sends me a new pic which i compliment. Makes comment about liking people my height (6'2") and thinking freckles are cute. She is out of ththe country this weekend, but we're definatwly going to meet up. Mentioned thay i have acess to ky building's roof and she seemed keen. Just a lot of random plesant chat.

Nothing new to report. Had a bumble match last night who unmatched without comment.

>talking to a girl, she seems nice, a bit boring but pretty so that's about all I usually expect
>I'm flirting but keeping it tasteful, just terrible puns that sort of stuff
>she says she's in bed, getting hot so she needs to take some clothes off
>she brings up the topic of sex and asks me some questions about what I like that sort of stuff
>Asks if I have snapchat
>I send her a pic of my face and you can see my shoulders
>she tells me to point the camera lower
>I send her a pic of me shirtless but above the waist
>tells me I look sexy
>I think that she wants to sext, I ask her and I quote "You've seen my pj's. Can I see yours?"
>Next pic is of a blank screen with text: "You're being way to forward, I think you're cute but you're embarrassing yourself"
>conversation quietens down after that
>a couple days later she sends me a pic of her in a corset and no underwear showing her ass
>I tell her she looks sexy
>Straight away asks me if I want to see more and sends me more
Is this some sort of trap? Like some red flags I should be worried about?

>>24071737
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>>24071850
jesus christ dude. just use a couple pics of you and your friends and few of you smiling

dont obsess about this

>>24071749
This one sir. The others are creepy and stupid. You look nice good 7.8/10

Been using tinder for a couple of days now, few matches but they never send the first message, what the fuck do I start with?

>>24080206
bitch is crazy yo

>>24080206
Fuck.. are you me?
Such a similar scenario.
We chat, goes well, ask her out, she flakes, I tell her to not waste my time and we don't talk for a few days.
She calls me Friday night and asks me to come over and fuck. I oblige.
We talk a few days later and hang out, she starts to flake again.
I unfriend her on facebook and she hits me up on snapchat.
The fuck is going on? Any grills can tell me what this means?

>>24081803
It means that you're a human bean

>>24081429
>but they never send the first message

just give up now m8

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R8h8masturb8

>>24072374
I would swipe right as a woman
>>24073809
A little wordy; try to appear more relaxed or approachable. Also most importantly your first picture should include you smiling.
>>24074022
Yeah the second one is way better but delete the fourth. More isn't always better.
>>24074265
Make your third your first.
>>24074532
You look pretty cute here.
>>24074659
You might not know what to say but say something.
>>24074820
It's not that great.
>>24076072
This is how you do it. Best ITT so far in terms of organization and photographic quality.
>>24076402
Take better lit pictures and read the above for examples about organization. Also your interests might be a put off to some but fuck em.
>>24076630
Good summary but you need more solo pictures.
>>24077894
I like it but I'm not sure it appeals to the sensibilities of the younger generation.
>>24077940
Good summary but make glasses pic your main.
>>24077978
10/10
>>24078301
Switch 5 and 1 include interests
>>24079605
Be more specific about interests and don't mention height
>>24083123
I like it. Flirty but not creepy.

I've had mine for two days and have 20 matches without using all my likes. So maybe it's good.

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>>24083239
Forgot mine oops.

>>24083123
Winky face at the end would be better than just "if u catch my drift". That part is kinda gay desu

>>24083240
fuck me

>>24083272
Lewd
I actually just use it to meet friends funnily enough

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>>24079605
I personally like the second pic more, shows a good sense of style. If I were you I'd get more pics
>>24083123
First pic seems kinda blurry other then that good profile!
>>24083240
Def a good profile to match with arty girls, also I'm jealous of your hair. Maybe get some non-selfie pics?

I just added a few more pics, but I can't pick a good order

>>24083240
its time to stop. biggest fuck boi possible.

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>>24083531
>>24083386

>>24083522
Yeah that's who I get along with the best.
You gotta know how to vet the weirdos out though. No one wants to waste time on one of those dates where you talk too much because the other person decides to be awkward. Also I never pay for people's stuff. Pretty sure they prefer that somehow (obviously variance applies)

>>24083628
any tips for mine? thats like exactly the kinda girl i want to attract, but i look like a boring white normie

Up in Alaska for the summer and started tindering just for laughs. Now I'm talking with this kinky fat girl from Anchorage about doing a hotel sex party in Wasilla or Palmer

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Is this a good first pic guys?

>>24083628
why did you post that? are you boasting? lol

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Help… What do I do?

>>24083777
emily>cheri>raqel

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>>24083784
I think I blew it with Raqel...

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>>24083804
wrong oder… you get thee idea.

>>24083808
yeah you fucked up lmao. should have just said roomate

>>24083741
It's a relevant picture. Not sure why you're just shitposting this entire thread if you aren't even going to post your own. I'm also not sure why I'm replying. Too much time away from this lovely board I guess.
>>24083638
I replied to you earlier saying you should have the dog picture first. If you're looking for alt girls it helps if you smoke weed or do something creative but barring that try to pretty outgoing while being respectful of the fact that a lot of alt chicks are shy as fuck. If you're confident make sure to say so in your profile. Honestly I usually just try to get people to laugh and even if it goes south you can just make fun of how awkward you are. Anybody that at least won't give you a pity laugh (which you can perpetuate if you're hitting your stride) isn't remotely worth your time. Maybe people expect different things from the two of us though because of superficial differences. Hope I helped.
>>24083712
I'd go with something a little more high energy for number one. Also low angles don't flatter some people; maybe try a different one.

>>24083831
cant critique? y so defensive? i havent made a tinder yet tbqh. just looking around, and "figuring" it out while im looking.

>>24083808
Yo I live with my parents and it isn't a big deal. Don't make it weird. I usually just invite them over at night and drink/smoke on my back patio or front steps. They just probably wanna feel you out and do something a lil reckless dude.

>>24083838
Generally speaking constructive criticism is coupled with advice on how to improve. You've just been insulting people.

>>24083852
butthurt as shit lmao. you're acting like a butthurt fuc boi anon.

>>24083808
well you both live with your parents so you cant fuck at home. i dont think you fucked up. although when she talked about ending the night alone you could have said something flirty

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Okey , gay dudes of 4chan, how ugly am I ? I can't get a single girl, they all think im ugly. forget the fact that im 4 years younger on this pic, I just hate myself so i never take any pictures.

>>24083881
get a better haircut. dont exaggerate your smile so much. try different angles when taking pic

>>24083881
by no means ugly btw. just kinda generic?

nice style btw.

>>24083894

Thanks for the constructive critisism :) Even though i have 40 cm of hair right now :P

>>24083901
Well , Ugly is just matter of perspective. This was me 4 years ago and after that my self confident just went to hell, maybe thats a part of the issue.

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you guys want to help me with an opener for this chick… She's pretty cute, and I'll keep you updated.

Keep in mind that i'm 8 years older.
I was thinking something about Pokemon Go. Kind of implying that she's too young…
Or something about her eyes…
All of her pictures are similar. Not much to work with.

>bio is just announcing the school they went to
>right underneath where the app does that already

For fuck's sake this is getting old fast. Between those and the blank/hook up posts there's nothing interesting left.

>go on reddit's tinder sub
>top post is about a guy who matched with a girl who posts on reddit's hotwife board who's tinder profile pic is her reddit username
>history is full of pictures and videos of her, as a 20 year old married girl, doing ass to mouth and fucking random guys all over the place
>all the guys on the sub are telling OP (the guy who matched her) how lucky he is and to fuck the shit outta her

that place is fucking sad. i swear to fucking christ, i have never seen anything sadder than this in along time

>>24075003
>I have better things to do

like what? playing your nintendos? watching your chinese cartoons? grow up jimbo

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Look be straight up, am I too ugly for tinder? I'm sure there's an attractiveness threshold where If you're below it, you just will not get matches no matter what you do. Not having much luck but it's only been a couple days.

>>24086308
try to take a selfie like that after eating something , your beard must be dirty and bits of food everywhere . i am sure some girls will contact you and laugh at you

>>24086313
Never thought of that thanks man

>>24086315
dude just work out and lose kilos. you will be beautiful . :P

>>24086321
I'm dropping weight (pounds though) like crazy, started adderall and don't eat

>>24086329
eat 5 eggs ( the white thing only ) for beakfast
canned tuna with green salad for lunch
and 5 eggs for dinner

>>24086344
eating this is better than nothing for sure

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Alright, what am I doing wrong. Been using this shit for months and have not go any matches, other then girls looking for a "sugar daddy".

>>24086476
Don't take blurry pictures, don't have 2 pictures of people flipping you off. 1st picture you look depressed. Take a picture outside why don't you?

>>24086495
I assumed the flipping off might get a laugh out of some people at least, guess I was wrong. I also just always look depressed, probably because I am, unless Im drunk or high, which is the only reason Im smiling in those pics.

But if you think its the pictures holding me back, I guess I'll see if I cant switch them up with some others I have.

>>24086505
I'm not saying changing pics will guarantee success, but it might. I know this is vague advice but look more presentable? Also, you can leave one flipping off pic if you want.

Bio is kinda weak, but I dunno how to improve.

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Can I use a mirror pic for tinder or is it a no

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>>24086476
So this is an improvement on this? Last attempt before I stop bothering with it.

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This seems clingy but it worked for this dude but then again he's not ugly

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>>24086643
Cringy*

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Holy shit I'm bad at tinder

>>24086308
A: You're probably not ugly, not really. This is a segway into the other letters (Why am I even using letters??)

B: You're clearly fat and overweight. If you wanna pull women you need to start taking care of yourself, that begins with losing weight. Go to /r/loseit over at Reddit and start doing some research.

C: You have literally no sense of fashion. You probably have that beard to try and use it as a cover up or blinder for how big you are. The reality is no woman is going to be attracted to that beard or that haircut, let it grow out a bit and go to an actual hair salon and have them do something with it.

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I still don't get any matches help please

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Thoughts?

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>>24087283
Bio

>>24087286
Waaayyyy too long of a bio and not really flattering pictures of yourself IMO

>>24087283
not masculine enough, girls like high test males, not the sensitive type, grow a beard, hit the gym and see some shit so you get cold distant eyes, girls love that

>>24087248
Yeah I got you. I really am dropping weight pretty quick, I've gotten a lot smaller. Still got a long way to go. I might give online stuff a break until I make it.

>>24087248
>>24087442
And you're 100% right about the beard, hopefully as I get smaller I get more of a jawline/chin and don't feel like I need a beard

J what up?

>>24087508
Nm

>>24076402
Real talk you look like a hobo in all these. With the frank pic, you look like a hobo who may stab someone.

Put the hair up, wear cleaner looking clothes.

>>24087537
not you other J

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Thoughts about second pic?

>>24087550
Thank god

>>24077907
>im learning

This is what every female profile says dont so this.

>>24087558
fucking badass profile. Just needs a pic with friends...

Would swap 5 for that

>>24087292
Ok any suggestions then? I keep getting mixed messages every other thread people say everything is great or absolutely terrible

>>24087297
I can't grow a beard and I already go to the gym but being 6' and having a fast metabolism means I'm not exactly gonna get big. Whenever I try to look cold and distant people tell me I look really pissed off.

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There's always a balance between looking too pretentious and looking pretentious enough

Quick question:

Body pics on Tinder yay or nay?
(assuming i have a good body)

>>24071842
Dude how long is your neck jesus christ

>>24087723
If you're just looking for hook ups it might help. I've seen multiple girls in my area put in their profile that shirtless pics make you look like a douche though.

>>24087869
That's great, because I happen to be a douche.

Also a lot of women like to say one thing and think the other.

>>24087869
>implying anything women say is what they actually mean

>oh look a Tinder thread, this may help me improve my recently created profile
>thread is full of cringe-worthy dicks, creeps, misogynists, and other kinds of male scum; pretty much zero women

Back to okcupid. The kind of women who can handle Tinder are probably either too strong or too dumb for me.

>>24087889
>>24087931
wew lads

So ive noticed something. Almost all of my matches on Tinder and Bumble are black chicks. This isnt a problem for me, especialy since theyve all benlen hot and smart (one was a 9 with nothing in common with me and had no business meeting me). Im just wondering why this is...

>>24075003
You really don't though!
That's why you're on tinder

Is there any benefit in deleting your tinder account and starting again fresh?

>>24088300
yes

you will get more hotties again and be on more girls tinder. The tinder algorythm will reset.

>>24087973
okcupid got me my first sugarmama that fucked me over - okcupid = crazy bitches

Read the old threads and find my posts and posts of the other dudes that get layed.

>>24088341
Ok cupid and match.com had me meet some of the craziest fucking women ever. Absolutely delusional women and stalkers. Fuck, I once had a girlfriend from Stile Project, and she was nothing in comparison.

>>24088341
>>24088645

You know okcupid finds people matching your personality, or people with a personality you asked for, right? :^)

I have some amazing matches.

R8 my Ambien-fueled attempt at my bio (translated):

"Studying translation at <university>. Maybe one day I'll be a translator.
I like books, cats and cute girls.
183cm - you most likely won't be taller than me in your heels, and even if you were, it wouldn't especially bother me. ;)"

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>play vidya
>check phone in between rounds
>new match and a bunch of messages from her
>unlock phone and open tinder
>already unmatched me
>mfw

Had two girls flake on me in the last week. I thought we were hitting it off well too. Pretty frustrated.

>>24086308
I don't think you're ugly just not like amazingly attractive. The other anon is right if you lost weight and got a fashionable haircut (disagree about beard but maybe it'd look weird if you slimmed down) you'd be pretty decent looking imo. Barring that maybe Tinder isn't for you; bars are easier for really charming someone regardless of looks but being outgoing is also a bit more important in that setting. You should be more confident and less defeatist with that realism though.

>>24086610
3 goes first and you've much improved your bio but I'd say less is more here and honestly unless you're not looking for anything but the dream nerdy gf the hobbies can be prettymuch left at vagueries. Talk more about your goals (again in short).

I've gotten about 15 matches total in a month

Should I switch something around? I can take a better selfie pic (because thats when I was less built and had patchy facial hair)

Not too worried about my bio

>>24089572

Sounds like you know the answer yourself lil guy

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>>24089578
>>24089572
Forgot pic lmao

>>24087549
>cleaner clothes
this is the silliest thing ive read all day

I've gotten a couple matches but noone responds to my openers.

Are women used to getting generic messages and want something crazy in the first message?

I don't really know what I should be sending for the first message. Halp?

>>24077933
Read the okcupid blog, they have statistics to show exactly what kind of photos get more responses
Dont ask me for the link

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the bio says 175 but its not an issue

pls no bully

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Should I change anything or nah

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never leave the house desu

The longer I use Tinder, the more I think it isn't worth it.

I somehow just cannot get any matches, and I'm not ugly by any means, I'm athletic, well spoken and entertaining to be around.

So what is it that women look for in a guy? What do they want to see on my profile?

I'm starting to think a lot has to do with age. I'm 19 and it seems like most women do not even consider you if you're not at least 3 years older. I really wouldn't want to date someone who is not on the same intellectual level as me.

Shit's getting frustrating. Wat do?

>>24090837
*Tips fedora*
The age thing you might be just right about. I mostly get matches from younger girls.
Also a girl just messaged me asking "*my name, a pun* knows how to put it in?" or something like that.
What le fuck. :DD I'm perplexed

>>24089345
Pretty much me except they're bots.

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So this just showed up. I hope it's not fake

>>24081803
She's cheating on her boyfriend with you

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Anything helps

>>24090717
your bio

>>24091620
s u p e r l I k e

>>24092294
Ditto

>>24092305
Prolly Isn't bailey but still

>>24092317
Usually I dont swipe right on a 9 or 10, because lets be frank I'm a 7 on a good day. Also i tend to have nothing in common with them, or its a blank profile with five pictures in different £500 dresses. Then again sometimes you have to roll the dice.

>>24075583
Shes obviously married.
And matched a younger guy without a plan, so she doesnt yet have a second phone.
She matched you ánd keeps you matched so thats a good thing.

>Female on Tinder
>Lists "no hookups" in their profile

I do not understand women.

Can someone redpill me on what Tinder is actually for? I don't really want to fall for the hookup meme again. If I'm looking for fronds and I right swipe someone will they automatically assume I'm interested in fucking them?

So what's the deal with this Tinder Social thing? I don't fully understand what it's supposed to do and I'm kinda afraid to activate it.

>>24093067

It's a hook up app. Just about any guy using the app is trying to get laid, regardless of what they say. Even if, as a woman, you put friends only in your profile, men are still going to match up with you and meet up with the eventual goal of you both becoming close enough to have sex.

I can't speak for the goals of women on the app.

>>24093098

Instead of normal tinder which is 2 people meeting up, you can join "groups" and then match up with other "groups".

Instead of setting up 1 v 1 dates, you are setting up intimate social gatherings.

Jason you still in here


Vinny

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>>24092676
I sent her this after she didn't give her number. I think I probably fucked it up, but she still has me fucking matched so idk. Time will tell. Our convo before this was very good, she was responding with the snap of a finger

>>24092958
>>24093139

Most females use it to kill time and to get ego boosts.

>>24089588
Unless the screencap is bad, I say scrap the first photo, poor quality photos are just dead weight. I would use 3 or 4 as your primary and add another social image to offset removing the previous one.

>>24090584
Great first photo. Crisp, great lighting, smile, you look comfortable. Super jelly of the professional quality of that one. Great second and third pics too, but as cool as skiing and waterboarding is, we can't really see your face. I think you should add one or two more photos (one in a social context for sure) maybe wedged in between those active shots or before, definitely finishing with the sunset one.

>>24090717
Your bio and primary pic is pretty lame. Firstly, you're looking a your hand. Also mirror selfies should never be a guy's primary (and imo there should never be more than 1 on a profile, not sure if you have more, just saying). Finally, the bathroom isn't a charming spot for selfies.

>>24090728
Idk how to describe it other than it's like if a robot compiled your profile. I think your primary should have a smile, but whether you disagree or not, your primary definitely needs to zoom out a bit on your face, it takes up a lot of space. Second photo is kind of bland. It's just your head from another angle, it doesn't do anything that your primary doesn't do so maybe scrap it. Scrap the third photo too, I'm not sure why you felt the need to show off your pants and socks. I recommend you go out for drinks with a friend and snap a decent social picture there, and either grab a torso+head or fullbody shot or grab a picture with you and a cute dog/cat. For your description, don't make a list. You can still say what you like, but cut it down and add personality, like "Lover of thriller/drama film like Perfect Blue and Double Life of Veronique. Recovering bookaholic." IDK, you can figure it out. You look good though, lots of potential.

>>24092241
First, unless screencap is bad, your primary looks super blurry. Secondly, my eye is immediately drawn away from the guy in front to the 4 guys in the back partly because of the black and white photo (which is bad if you're the one in the front). Overall the biggest negative to this photo is that it's your primary; if a girl sees this after swiping on someone, 9/10 chance she's not going to want to take the time to examine the 5 visible people in the photo to find out which one you are instead of just swiping left. Present a crisp, unobstructed headshot of yourself smiling as a primary.

Scrap number 3 (which is a better photo of this random girl) and move number 5 into the second slot. Number 4 is great, leave that one in for sure.

For your description, I'd change it to something like. "[Primary genre of you play] aficionado and musician. Come to a concert or game with me." Maybe end with some other tidbit. Or an alien emoji. Those are somehow universally useful.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10812884

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>Tinder in my home city: match with a few plain/ugly sluts with a list of demands, or a nondescript profile, have no interests and are incapable of conversation.
>Tinder in Russia: Every other right swipe is a match, half the girls are models, are intelligent and interested in you.

I don't even know why men bother looking for relationships in North America.

Maybe you folks can help! What's the word on adding a girl's Snapchat if she lists it in her profile? Should you only add on a match, or do you go for the random add if you find a username?

>>24093693
>Should you only add on a match, or do you go for the random add if you find a username?

If you add her without matching it screams of desperation.You shouldn't add her unless she matches with you and shows interest in the initial messages.

Unless you just want to see her half naked, and have no interest in talking with her, then add way.

>>24093630

Can you explain further?

Why are you in Russia? What race and how attractive would you rate yourself? Are they matching with you because you are a foreigner or is culture really that sex positive over there?

When you actually go on dates with these women, how does it go? Are you able to close well or is it as painful as trying to sleep with American women?

>>24093748

I'm in Russia meeting my LDR girlfriend, who was born and raised in Russia. I use tinder because fuck waiting six months for sex. Her and I are meeting next week, so I have a week in Saint Petersburg to spend before she comes here for holiday.

I have 200 matches in my first two days in Saint Petersburg, compared to 150 matches over four months in my home city of Toronto.
And these girls are ridiculously beautiful. I have an edge as I'm interested in Russian literature, which is a good stepping stone as Russian women are very well-read. Russian women are romantics, most are looking for long-term relationships and don't like meeting tourists, but they can be wooed by a bit of intelligence and charm.

I'm white, and like a 6.

>>24076072
change 2 for 4 or 5 and delete 2

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>>24071737
Taking advice, also putting profile picture in next post because it looks slightly better

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>>24094012

>>24094012

Change your profile to: 6'1, films, synth

Everything else works against you, including the unflattering picture.

>>24087283
Remove the first part, you should do better. Use that in when ur messaging them tho be like "yo I also cook" but don't open with it.

>>24087581
>I can't grow a beard and I already go to the gym but being 6' and having a fast metabolism means I'm not exactly gonna get big.

No excuses. Start counting your calories, and you will find you eat much less than you think. Increase your caloric intake and do more intensive lifts in the gym.

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>i have the looks
>i have the education
>i have the social competence to not drop the spaghetti all over the girls

but because i'm a fucking 5'5 manlet im not getting shit

>>24093456
thanks m8

>>24093787
i can 100% tell you that it is because you are a foreigner
all this russian literature is noice, but you have to realize that all those classic books that you read because you are interested in them they read because they, like, went to school, it doesnt have to do anything with being well-read
also, нe бyдь мyдaкoм и нe измeняй cвoeй

>>24093348
never ever give your number NEVER ffs

if she doesnt want to ask for a straight meetup or if she has another suggestion. If she does not do not bother

>>24093456
Where do I get friends? Like, legit question. I was mainly using tinder to meet some but if that isn't going to work I'm kinda fucked. Want to make any progress on my anxiety before I go full shut-in again

>>24094605
Should I follow up on it in like a few days or is it done?

>>24094754
Tinder isn't great for making friends. Bumble has a BFF feature I think. Might be worth a shot, but I say IRL try making conversation with anyone you feel like. If you see a particular person at school or around your apartment that you notice frequently, talk to them, like "Hey, I see you all the time, do you live on the 4th floor?" and see if the conversation can move naturally. Alternatively see if there are any clubs around you/at school with hobbies interesting you. My school had a glee club and video game club that I joined and met a whole bunch of people from.

And don't be discouraged if nothing comes from this, not everyone is going to be friend material for you and vice versa. But usually if you're friendly and don't talk too much about yourself you can make friends. I'm pretty anxious about this sort of thing too, but really once I say hi and introduce myself, it goes away.

>>24095151
it's done

you can either just leave her in your chat to have something to show off to friends (long list of matches - I do that with strangers when I pickup girls so they fuckoff or respect me walking around chatting up girls)

Or just unmatch her.

Don't think about it. You should delete your account every few weeks anyway if you have a small radius and no major cities. IF you have a city neabry every few months.

Next time try to get her number early on. I need 3-6 prewritten messages atm to get a number. Girls that don't or only give kik aren't worth it in my opinion just fuck with them for your enjoyment or learning

>>24094754
read old thread you peace of lazy shit

TSIOLFYC: do voluntary work. Now fuck out of /soc/ and do some vulantary work making friends

>>24095481
What prewritten messages do you use ?

how to I get access to the "optimized mode" thing where it says it shows your pictures to strangers?? I dont see it on mine and I just updated. I have an iphone

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I mostly match with bots

>>24093456
The picture your talking about isn't bad quality, but for some reason Tinder likes to make pictures look blurry and grainy as fuck on Androids

I'll see what I can do

Also, has anyone been having trouble getting matches after this recent update?

I used to get at least a match a day but I've gotten nothing since then

>>24093787
>Russian women are romantic
And into greencards. Remember that you silly. You're their passport out of the shithole they live in.
If they have to suck your dick and marry you, they will. Don't be surprised they ask for a divorce within 3 months though.

>>24090717
I would like to inform you as to who I am, but apparently that is not kosher. That said, I think you should flash a nice, flirty smile and not lie on your Tinder Bio.

>>24090717
>lifting

>>24090728
what the fuck.

tinder is not /tv/ and /fa/

>>24094012
>love synth/vaporwave
>shitty lego picture.

>>24097268
I don't know what any of those thing mean.

>>24097274
you tinder is like a 4chan post. its embarrassing to be honest.

remove the profile view
remove the /fa/ picture
remove your favorite movies and books

your tinder profile is probably the worst i've seen dude, fix that shit.

>>24094019
That was not very nice or constrictive.

>>24097282
that was very mean!

>>24097284
what he says is true.

i personally would remove the height, find it extremely cringe worthy. but whatever.

>>24097290
im trying to help you out, you give off the impression of a creep my man. its not hard to fix.

>>24097290
anyways if ur too butthurt

>>24094948

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Yeahhhhh

>>24083777
Dont start with hey

>>24097611
Cut two of the mirror selfies, and get a decent pic of your full face looking at the camera for the primary photo.

>>24097786
Description made me laugh. I like this profile. #4 is probably a better profile photo than you finishing your milkshake. And as charming as you and the bird are, I don't think it's a very flattering picture. Delegate it to fourth slot or nix it altogether imo.

>>24096318
Oops, missed this one. Description is a little bulky, could use a trim. Shave off the top sentence. Substitute a different word for "good" maybe? Like proper or decent. Emojis seem random and unnecessary but if you're a mechanic, move the wrench emoji beside "job".

As for photos, I mean they're okay. Nothing spectacular in the profile pic but it's weird and a little funny. Pic 2 has too much shade going on (sunglasses and actual shadow) and doesn't really do much. Move 4 up to 2 for now. Get rid of 3, get a picture of yourself on/beside the bike.

>>24097611
cut 3, would rather see you playing the guitar, and also 4, your other mirror selfies are better.


As a general comment on this thread its quite shocking to see how many profiles are just so bad. By no means is mine perfect but guys, no girl is going to read a 10 paragraph bio and no girl is going to swipe right if all you have to say about yourself is negative... Also "I never know what to say on here" is so weak and beta.

Realistically, no one ever needs to use all 6 pictures unless you're really easy to look at, blurry pictures are a no (what are you hiding?), max of 2 group pictures (less if your friend is better looking). Don't use bad pictures and ffs don't use snapchat filters.

>>24089220
Resbond
Bls

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Is this a good profile? What else should I include?

I've been trying so hard to get laid on tinder it's making me self conscious I just made a new profile so hopefully this works now.

>>24075882

Don't ask her out in the first message. Chat first.

>>24093348

She doesn't want to give her number, so you give her yours so she'll have to give her number when contacting you? That's dumb.

>>24100004
terrible profile, maybe the worst I've seen in my life. Scrap it and start again.

>>24097786
actually this one's really bad too

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Is this pic too shitty to keep, all my others are from when i had short hair.
Gathering for manbun but atm i just keep it slicked back.

I detest taking selfies, and though im fairly social, my group of friends rarely takes pictures so i dont have a fuckton of me :/

Im in good shape as well, but from what i gather thats just seems ... trashy to show off no?

>>24100814
it's good

>>24089588
Go with 3 my g

I love and hate Tinder so fucking much.

The newest version isn't compatible with my phone, and when I load an old apk I can't get past the SMS verification. Never accepts my number.

But, when it used to work, I got so much ass. At this point I think it's worth it to just buy a new phone for the pussy.

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I have no idea what to say about myself

What should my bio look like? I seem unable to convey my interests in a funny and curious way like many here.
I'm >>24089220
Also my photos are basically all selfies. Granted, I'm not bad looking and they are good quality selfies so I still get quite good results. I don't have anyone to take a photo of me. What do?

>tfw too shy to make a Tinder

>talking to a girl on snapchat
>we both just want to fuck
>she's telling me all the sex stuff she wants
>then she sends a pic of her next to guy
>I ask who he is
>She says it's just a friend who she occasionally fucks
Am I cucking someone or am I the cuck?

>>24101640
I can't use Tinder either due to the SMS verification, it just won't send accept my number. I've tried online SMS services but they don't work either and I don't want to ask anyone or pay for a fake number. I've been using Badoo instead, it's not too bad. I tried POF and OK Cupid but I didn't like them. I'm just looking for one night stands and Badoo lets users upload private pics that only user you allow can see them, so if a girl has private pics on her profile, she's usually down to fuck.

>>24100718
What do I need to fix?

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>>24093456
Is this better?
I have no photos in social context, because when I am with friends, we tend to have fun instead of taking pictures of ourselves for some reason.

>>24083240
I swear I may know you. AZ?

So ive gone from 1-3 matches a day on both tibder and bumble, to nothing for three days. The fuck is this shit.

>>24103057

>Am I cucking someone or am I the cuck?

Neither. You're just fucking some girl, dumbass.

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Don't understand what I'm doing wrong lads

>>24104157
Well for starters theres your edgy as fuck last line.

>>24104847
Do I appear like a child?

>>24104889
No, but the edgy commend and ththe headband doesnt match. Might as well say "fuck capitalism" and take a selfie from McDonalds.

I don't have much problem getting matches, but moving beyond there is the tricky part for me.
Due to being a socially awkward kid and then entering into a long term relationship pretty young I never actually learned how to flirt, which I think is a problem for my tendering.

I mostly just keep a conversation going for a while, and it either dies or I abruptly ask for a date with varying degrees of success.

What do I do? Can anybody give me hints?

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im a kv on my last sliver of hope here lads. ive went without getting a smart phone all these years but due to crippling depression and loneliness it seems like i need one if i ever want to meet a girl. of course im a neet so the idea of paying the jew for a phone and the monthly costs make me kinda upset. my question: Would I even be able to get a girl on tinder / whatever other apps out there? because if i cant then a smart phone is a waste of money

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Definitely not me but I have a few questions from this profile. Why would you ever wear a bathing suit when you look like that. Why would you go out to the beach in said bathing suit. Why would you take photos of yourself at the beach in said bathing suit. Why would you post those photos on tinder. Who would swipe right.

>reset account after taking some of the advice in these threads
>get about a week's worth of quality matches
>past few days
>literally no matches, even if I start right swiping on almost everyone

Anyone else experienced something like this? It's happened to me the past few times I've made a new account. I don't think it's my profile, I was getting matches consistently for the first couple of days, then it completely dropped off.

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>>24083628
>>24083777
I guess getting messaged first by women is starting to become more common than I thought. And here I was starting to feel special. Oh well.

>>24106093
THICC
H
I
C
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I'm a black dude on tinder. All I get is THICC bitches or girls out of my league. Should I just give up and be white.I'm one of those safe black guys too, I dont look agressive or scary

>>24105942
if that picture is you...then you are arent going to get a grill on tinder. you look like a manlent with those short arms

>>24089753
THAT's the silliest thing you've read all day??
dafuq there's silly shit all up and down /soc/

>>24071737
>live in chicago
>barely get 5 matches a month
>travel to columbus ohio for less than a day
>get 7 matches

why the fuck is chicago so shitty? it feels like 5/6 swipes are bots, and the rest are fatties or ethnics

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dud i fug this up? I never asked for her number, but she was responding very slowly and basically i just decided to put the ball in her court. it's really not a big deal if she ends up not texting me but is there at least a chance of salvaging a meetup?

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Rate

>>24107366
Never say "here's my number, text me what time suits you" because to her it seems like you're telling her to pick out some times and text them to you, so that you can then choose the one you like the most. It's so much less frustrating when read her message that says she can probably do Saturday and respond "How about we meet at Xpm at such and such a place this Saturday?" That way she only has to say yes or no, rather than think about when she's free. Also, don't bother sending you number to her because she will send you hers if she's interested.

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Any sort of advice would help

>>24108188
i wouldnt put banal shit like music, films etc, everybody does that
if you dont have anything out of the ordinary or exciting (things that girls consider exciting), then try to be vague
like "studying to control people" if you are a psychology student or "master of the skies" if you did skydiving at least once

>>24071842
I seen u on fit son, also first pic best pic

>>24075003
Man honestly it must be so hard being you. Your literally so busy that you can't even spare 1.5-2 hrs everyother day. Hope you get some free time so you can post on /soc/ :o)

>>24086329
bro just eat filling low calorie shit like greens and fruit, and lift

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>>24087581
>fast metabolism
If ur 6 flat thats nothing in terms of making it hard to look good. Calorie track and find a good full body routine. or enjoy being spooky familam

>>24090584
really great photo's btw mirin hard on ur
A C T I V E L I F S T Y L E

>>24094297
if ur good looking u'll get it, if ur ugly its not ur heights fault

>>24097611
don't listen to >>24098770
4 shows off that poppin hair flow u got goin on and chicks dig guitars , delete 6 tho.

>>24094297
My 5'6 attractive bro got 2k matches in less than a week

>>24109321
>with the daily limit being 100 swipes...

>>24109411

He could have had tinder plus. But it's still a lie. 200 maybe

>>24109321
>>24109411
>>24109616

doesn't change that he did not meet even half of them. Tinder is tuff even if you are a toy boy

I've been superliked! And I'm a dude! And I'm out of swipes! What the fuck do I do?

>>24110550
most likel an accidently. I superlike people by accident all the time and for some reason tinder wont let you undo it

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Bio says:
Saves penalties and travels to places not too warm. I'm in colombia until december!

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>>24071737
>>24071737
I'm getting 8ish matches on the daily but they're all 7/10 or lower

any advice?

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Get a few matches every now and again, any tips on omtimzing my profile? Also what are some good opening messages? I'm having real issues with that as half the girls I match with never responded?

>>24111232
have sex with 7/10's you asshole

>>24111259
I'm just another guy and I can't speak for the girls you message, but you disgust me for the following reasons:
- "No I won't follow your instagram" is way too preemptively condescending, you're acting like the ball's in your court but it's not.
- I hate those staged goofy prop pictures, they're never funny and they make it look like the only time you go out is to company parties that end at 10pm.
- I don't know what you're trying to prove with the gun picture, I feel like it may be hindering your tindering.
- Your #5 picture is really bad, it's one step forward by making you look tall-ish but two steps back by making you look like a goober.

>>24111419
Well i appreciate the other view point im going to take some of the suggestions and change it up abit see how it goes.

>>24074265
Let your hair grow for at least 3 months. I have a similar hairline.
Also use the 6th as main

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Is my main image hideous? Because I'm not getting any matches.

I mean I know it's not particularly super great. It was almost-zero effort. But I don't think it's THAT bad?

Maybe everyone on tinder just wants one night stands LOL.

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>>24111805
Here's the pic without tinder's ridiculously low quality downscaling.

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Can somebody help me out?

I've been single for a month and just got out of a two-year relationship. My ex-girlfriend's parents basically broke us up. We see each other often but I don't see us being able to get back together any time soon. I don't know if I'm ready to start dating but I figured I may as well feel out the market a bit.

Two years has made my game and bio-writing abilities go completely down the drain. I do okay with women in real life - I have a good sense of humor and am a decent speaker - but I can't flirt or hold a good conversation online to save my life, unless I find somebody who I just click with instantly. That's rare.

Pls help

>>24111805

Not an expert but your first pic doesn't seem flattering. Your second pic you look kinda cool, would have a beer with.

Your bio makes me think you're a complete faggot though.

>>24100004

I bet you and your bros totally sucked eachothers cocks

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Why am I shit?

>>24112303
Dishes, that's a huge turnoff.

Never tell a guy how undomestic you are, until you suck his dick.

That way he knows you're good for something.

>>24110569
Wow, fuck you for the ego boost.

Ive got one of those looks that's either a 5/10 or a 9/10 depending on preference (I look exactly like the lead singer of Dragonforce), so I'm hopeful that it's legit.

>>24071842
lmao i remember you on /fit/ yeah the first one is the best

>>24075003
like posting on a mongolian johnny cash discussion forum

>>24112303
>Adopt a dog.
>Desperate for attention and or companionship/commitment
That's how that reads to me. Red flag.
Would not touch.

>>24112303
dunno i would right swipe and i have unreasonable high standards. you actually seem cool

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Thoughts and improvements?

>>24112730
im not here to make you feel good, im here to tell you the truth.

>>24112851
wow dont fall off that edge man

>>24112843
Doctor Who clashes with Patriotic Defender looks.

The girls you get from Doctor Who, are hipstery nerd-lite girls that laugh at "I want to fly a Tardis" OMG hahaha sooo funny.
But are opposed to "warmongering males"

I would make two different profiles, one for action girls, into "Men in uniform" and one for hobby girls, bookworm anti-social girls that want to netflix and chill... but literally.

>>24112856
im telling him the truth. super likes tend to be accidental, and since you cant undo them, they other person will receive them, intentional or not.

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Recently single after my gf of three years got cold feet about moving in together. Any feedback to improve my bio and/or pics please?

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I've been getting 1-3 matches a day but not really any messages back. What do?

>>24087710
No 2 does not look that hot maybe move it back and saw streetlight manifesto live in Vancouver

QUESTION:

I matched with a girl on the 21st and we talked for like an hour until it was like 2 am and I fell asleep. The next day I asked her out for coffee and she accepted but made the mistake of putting it on her to decide when we go. I also drunk texted her on the 24th and got some responses. How long should I wait before following up?

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>>24087581
>but being 6' and having a fast metabolism
I feel you man
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Any tips on how to improve my profile? Pics are blurry because tinder is retarded and compresses them weirdly in those previews.

I put a nude on my profile. Will I get banned?

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>>24112237
>would have a beer with
You're a dude I assume? No interest.
>Your bio makes me think you're a complete faggot though.
Well that's accurate.

I'm too skinny and bearded in the second pic which is why I don't use it.

>>24112851
Not the asshole we deserve, but the asshole we deaerve.

Thing is I got no matches.

>>24114317
Why would you do that? Also probably yes.

>tfw I already fucked up with by lazy responding with:

>5 years older milf
>hot British girl (I live in continental Europe and am a big Britboo)
>a hot girl that made a very sexual pun in her message

And all 3 messaged me first. Fuck man no wonder I'm still a virgin at 22. :----D

Git another bumble match. Another black girl. Still not complaining, just confused that I keep matching black girls that are all 7+?

Speaking of black girls, been texting and flirting with my previous match. Would have met already (she keeps asking when I'm working till), but I've been on the clock until midnight all week. We've set aside Sunday, going to try to push to cook her dinner so that we can chill at hers.

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Is this a good enough body to have on my profile? Include if you're male or female please

>>24114272
don't look like 15 read the fucking thread

>>24115374
lmao can't grow a beard because ayy genes so what am i supposed to do then

>>24112008

Anybody?

I'm a decently attractive guy, and was getting 4-5 matches a day for a week or so...then suddenly nothing. Is there some sort algorithm or technique I gotta play to keep this working?

>>24116023
You just gotta BEE yourself, the algorithm senses that you aren't beeing yourself this week based on GPS in your phone.

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how do i get her to invite me over to give the old lickaroo?

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Anything I can work on?