assumptions thread the other one is dead

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>>24069998
Has a reduced group of friends

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>>24070022
Has a reduced group of chromosomes.

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>>24069998
likes beer
>>24070022
likes weed
>>24070035
likes attention

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>>24069998
You skate hard

>>24070022
Makes electronic music. Uses ableton live

>>24070035
Avid user of Instagram and Snapchat

>>24070055
Drinks IPA

>>24070035

sucked off at least two members of own family

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>>24069998
Went through an awkward teenage phase, he never really got over
>>24070022
Pretty secretive but not in an obvious way
>>24070035
Wasn't in the 'popular crowd' tho could have been
>>24070055
Not big on smalltalk
>>24070077
Mistaken for gay but could lean that way
>>24070107
Does up her makeup but nowhere to go.

>>24070116
Yup. You can tell by the pixels on the necklace.

>>24070121
is really annoying and stupid

>>24070137
>big
I've seen other pictures of you, your boobs are not big. That's just a padded/push-up bra and angles.

Ramona BTFO

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>>24070144
has a tumblr blog
>>24070107
doesn't sleep enough
>>24070055
likes music

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>>24070022
priorities are weed, instagram, and skateboarding
>>24070035
music festival hoe
>>24070055
sarcastic and funny but dead inside
>>24070121
doesn't use tampons
>>24070144
feels empowered by sex
>>24070178
mom cuts your hair still

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>>24070055
Likes cuddles

>>24070077
Goes to concerts

>>24070272
Bunny boiler

>>24070278

Likes crossdressing.

>>24069998
basically a Stifler

>>24070022
Partying like it's 1999 at Coachella

>>24070035
Melts hearts

>>24070055
Is a nice guy who lacks confidence, wants to be loved

>>24070349
loves natural looks
>>24070278
spends a lot of time inside
>>24070272
plays the innocent girl

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>>24069998
good at getting really drunk
>>24070022
bad at making new friends
>>24070035
good at pencil sketches
>>24070055
good at an instrument (I'm feelin bass)
>>24070077
bad at public speaking
>>24070144
listens to 21 pilots
>>24070178
short
>>24070272
good at getting really drunk
>>24070278
wears panties and owns a 4chan pass

>>24070305
Nope, I act like a huge faggot in the trap thread, so it's close.

>>24070436
100%.

>>24070475
First one: never had, second: never will.

>>24070475
funny dude, plays pranks
>>24070443
likes avril lavinge and emo bands

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>>24070443
Use to cut herself and listens to in this moment. Father was an abusive alcoholic.
>>24070349
Rare gets eye contact when speaking with other men.
>>24070278
Serial rapist.

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>>24070475
I would probably be homies with you
>>24070443
Takes herself a bit too seriously
>>24070349
Lives in Iowa
>>24070278
Lowkey loner
>>24070272
Honestly this one is tough... maybe doesn't like some of the people she associates with
>>24070144
Abuses filters

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>>24070599
Lowkey likes to dress feminine

>>24070475
Plays a really obscure instrument like an ocarina or a keytar. Plays Smash Bros religiously

>>24070272
Jogs daily

>>24070022
Uses the N word constantly in private but would never say it to a black guy

>>24070035
(You are so cute!!) and I'd say vegetarian/vegan?

>>24070077
You know at least one type of martial art

>>24070628
How did you know tho?

>>24069998
british lineage and makes fun of black ppl and other minorities regularly for some hardee har hars
>>24070022
doesnt bathe regularly
>>24070035
tumblr inspired look and underage for this site
>>24070055
u look friendly but deep down very self loathing and cynical
>>24070077
i want to insult u but ur 2 cute to do so
>>24070121
into hardcore bdsm and would make a great femdom
>>24070144
gives great head and wears extensions
>>24070178
has had the same haircut for 5+ yrs
>>24070272
best pic youve taken of urself so far in ur entire life, very excited. Sweet and ur low self esteem has been ur moral compass
>>24070278
actualy evan peters after dark
>>24070349
thinks boobs make her more attractive but u would do fine with just ur face alone
>>24070443
tumblr tumbl tumblr but not tumblr famous
>>24070475
ur hair is mad soft and u actually have lips somewhere
>>24070599
miserable
>>24070618
youve killed a baby animal before

>>24070628
millenial goldilocks

>>24070663
>too underage for this site

As opposed to what, the usual 14 and 15 year olds? wew

>>24070618
Tbh my normal camera's just fucked
>>24070178
I have never owned a tumblr account
>>24070272
Weird, it's actually the opposite
>>24070475
I have no particular preference for 21 pilots but alright
>>24070663
Aha! I don't wear extensions

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Assume monica

>>24070755
loves to laugh, very social and family oriented
>>24070628
has dust phobia

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>>24070035
goes to Coachella every year.

>>24070144
loves horror movies

>>24070272
went to/goes to a good college, also you gorgeous

>>24070349
'the flirt' of your office

>>24070628
thought of as the nicest in your friends' group

>>24069998
in a frat

>>24070475
really close to your family

>>24070755
med school, because of which you're constantly stressed and tired

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>>24071696
Yup serial killer or serial killer in the making.
>>24070755
Sells drugs. Didn du nuffin tho
>>24070618
Introvert. Wants to learn to hack
>>24070475
CS major.
>>24070278
Is a tease. Had sex once but haven't had sex because she just likes to tease guys.
>>24070178
Ponders when his puberty is going to hit.
>>24070077
Wears inappropriate clothing. Thinks he has more muscles to show off then he really does.
>>24070022
WEEEEEEEED and skateboard.
>>24069998
Perplexed by life in general.

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>>24071723
Had an emo phase
Maybe even a trench coat phase
Like code red mnt dew (it's my fav mnt dew)
>>24071696
Some kind of math related major
Or maybe a nurse
>>24070628
Is too nice to everyone
>>24070272
Smokes weed often but puts others down for it
>>24070618
Nickname is cinnamon/Cinnabitch
Goes for girls that use booster seats
>>24070475
A very good friend
>>24070077
Hey u
>>24070035
Is called a bitch a lot but you don't talk shit behind ppls backs

>>24071793
hey u rite back
you look lovely as ever bb

>>24071825
I love your hair you beautiful monument

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>>24070022
Play the bass
>>24070035
Nice person but can get extremely clingy or neurotic to people you care about
>>24070077
Relatively confident with active social life, tries to hook up his friends. Maybe gay.
>>24070144
Has a deathly morbid fear of something weird, like pool ladders or chopsticks or something
>>24070272
Unpopular in high school and tries to live an outgoing life to compensate
>>24070349
Way smarter than you look but scared to show it
>>24070443
Much more tame taste in music than look suggests, like Bob Dylan or pink Floyd or something
>>24070475
Scared to talk to black people
>>24070628
Aspiring teacher hunch says 2nd grade definitely grade school
>>24071696
Drinks appletinis idk why this came to my head so suddenly
>>24071793
Nice friendly girl who curses her resting bitch face

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>>24071793
low self esteem
>>24071723
stem type major
>>24071696
likes to drink
>>24070755
very chill
>>24070628
somewhat high strung

>>24071836
All of my love 2 u

>>24071869
a generally relaxed individual. is the only one of her friends who is an avid reader. Interested in contemporary social issues

>>24070035

Why the fuck are you using my picture though?

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>>24071910

When you get fucking catfished at /Soc/

this is 4chan

I wouldn't even post my pictures here if I were you. People are nasty and will probably do it again. You're too pretty for this board anyway.

>>24071919

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assume away

>>24071931

I've been in this place for a while.

I mean not like anything will happen for getting catfished over here, just thought it was funny "lets catfish this girl who's clearly a frequent member of this board"

>>24070278
Sucks friends dicks

>>24071946
I guess you weren't around for Maxim

inb4 summon maxim

>>24071965

No, what was maxim?

>>24071943
Faggot

>>24071975
Fuck.

Can't tell if Maxim / trolling / sincerely oblivious...

>>24071984
lol not even, completely straight

>>24071919
I think you're mistaken, friend. I'm clearly better looking than you.

>>24071987

Sincerely oblivious.

>>24072013

Pretty sad that you have to catfish as someone on an anonymous board

>>24072041
Implying I would voluntarily assume this form. I've been called nothing but "Tumblr" and "goofy underage slut" throughout my entire /soc/ visit today.

>>24072051

Well I'm pretty sure nobody pointed a gun at your head to do this

>>24072041
Maxim took everyone's picture on this board and would post them all photoshopped to be whack

>>24072075

Are we talking abut Maxim the magazine/website?

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>>24072068
Looks like a DNA test is in order then, shifty imposter.

>>24072087
Maxim was a dude

I'm being trolled

>>24072091

I posted that pic just to show that im the real deal, because I had not posted it, it wasn't one of the other 4 pictures I had posted on /soc/.

So yeah just go back to where you came from, you can cut the ruse.

But good news maybe I'll leave this board in a few days (its honestly very boring and barely active, not enough for my attention whoring needs) so you're gonna be able to keep the catfishing ruse going in a week or 2, and you'll now have 5 pictures instead of 4.

Youre still pathetic though.

>>24072103

How the fuck am I supposed to know a dude's name in an anonymous board? Especially when its Maxim, the name of a magazine which actually deals with pictures of people

>>24072119
Cool your tits, newfaggot. Its not a big deal.

I just think its absolutely and unbelievably unacceptable that you have had no prior knowledge of his being.

But its cool dude, how would you have known?

>>24072111

Oh sure, onto the next social media platform. Whose identity will you covet next?

>>24072111
Attn whore pls go

>>24070305
pretty untrue lol
>>24070436
yeah is it working
>>24070475
how'd you know (actually am lightweight)
>>24070618
pretty true, actually had to deal with that tonight
>>24070628
fuckk I wish I was into jogging/running
>>24070663
best picture I've taken of me doesn't actually look much like me :')
>>24071696
pretty true btw thank you anon
>>24071793
hardly smoke. broke and asthmatic
>>24071862
right for the most part

>>24072323
Idc

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>>24072067
low-key always stressing something
>>24071919
Into weed
>>24071869
Chill sober but rowdy drunk, in a good way
>>24071862
Knows how to play a few different instruments
>>24071793
Uses tinder for the laughs
>>24071723
Comic Book Fan
>>24071696
Does quite well with women (Also on a sidenote your pupil dilation makes it look like you're on Molly I had a bit of a giggle to myself)

>>24072460
hunky blue collar guy or maybe IT
>>24072067
mexican. web designer or sth
>>24071869
vegan. very thin

>>24072482
Lol IT spot on (Y)

>>24070663
While I've had this haircut for 80% of my life, last year I had short year and beard

>>24071723
I'm a huge tease, a virgin, and a man

>>24071947
Several times

>>24073064
TFW no cuddle bro to swap head with.

>>24070121
fake.

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>>24073723
We are out there, just keep looking

If only I could be so grossly incandescent

>>24070618
family issues
>>24070599
poor dude

>>24073743
In real life has no friends whatsoever so he is seeking attention from 4chan by posting his lips, cause has lazy eye or some shit.

>>24073885
Lil nigga got dsl's tho

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based on my current profile pic

>>24073885
I got a few friends, but not enough to to make me happy. I'm pretty much a self-loathing, attention seeking whore, yeah, but I don't have a lazy eye as far as I'm aware.

>>24074087
Would you ever go for a fuzzy somewhat chubby gentle Dom?

>>24074184
I don't know. I really don't choose who I am attracted to regarding men. Took two months of this one guy of persuding me before I got intrested.

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>>24074019
there is an acura parked at your house

>>24072460
you work for a moving company

>>24072067
you spend absurd amounts of time indoors

>>24071919
spend time with older men ....no, older boys

>>24071869
you have lots of books but much more makeup

>>24071862
people want you on the sports team but you wanna video games

>>24074201
I just have latent femmboy fetish. No idea why but I want cute twink to cuddle and vidya with.

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>>24074226
Well I guess I'd be your thing then, since this is infront of me

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>>24071862
Plays 9 Dimensional Korean Starcraft
>>24071869
Partime rules a Disney kingdom
>>24071919
Conflicted Chritian Satanist
>>24071943
Lost head by ISIS
>>24072067
Supported Bernie Sanders
>>24072460
Has an accent
>>24074019
Puts in effort to look more appealing, unsure if it works
>>24074221
3edgy5me

>>24074266
8/10 wud hold head down on my shaft