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_▲ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS//GLORIOUS SUNSHINE///WEZ THA KANGS OF US▲
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May the sunshine of zamunda praise your humble lands with the grace of the motherland
As I type more of this I realize that this isn't going any where, and I'm going to stop now and tell
you to do the same thing you did in the last one. Just Do It.

>Chat General - Take a pic in your current state, or die a traitor to the crown.
>>Music Discussion
>What aren't you doing?
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
>Video Games
>>Books you're currently reading
>Films etc.
>>General Discussion
>You have to follow these guidelines, you'll be dicked to death if you don't, just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
>>Who cares if this is a international meet-up board, after all.
>This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP will never deliver. So stop asking.

Old Thread:
>>24018575
>>24018575
>>24018575
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me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVILrFjemQ
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>mfw work after a fucking coup attempt

I just fucking love capitalism.
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alternative metal, ambient, atmospheric black metal, atmospheric sludge metal, avant-folk, avant-garde metal, black ambient, black metal, blackgaze, dark ambient, dark cabaret, dark electro, dark folk, darkwave, death doom metal, death metal, depressive black metal, djent, doom metal, drone metal, ebm, electro-industrial, electronic, experimental, folk metal, funeral doom metal, futurepop, gothic metal, industrial, industrial hip hop, industrial metal, industrial music, industrial rock, industrial techno, martial industrial, melodic black metal, melodic death metal, neoclassical darkwave, neue deutsche härte, nordic folk music, nu metal, pagan black metal, post-hardcore, post-industrial, progressive metal, rap metal, sludge metal, technical death metal, traditional doom metal, visual kei
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
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>>24068754
>I just fucking love capitalism.
It has its ups and downs. It's like kitetic energy.
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>Chat General - Take a pic in your current state, or die a traitor to the crown.
...Fine.
>>Music Discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E [Embed] on x2 speed
>What aren't you doing?
INVADING THE HOLY LANDS WITH MY BROTHERS IN ARMS. SAHIB SA'RA!
WE ARE THE RIGHTEOUS AND MUST RETAKE INDIA FOR OUR FALLEN QUEEN-EMPRESS!
>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
School scares me and prison is where you get your ear tickled.
>Video Games
Evolve 2
>>Books you're currently reading
Syria Civil War by John McHugo
>Films etc.
Conflict is pretty good
>>General Discussion
Are you as uncomfortable as you should be? Because I'm not.
>You have to follow these guidelines, you'll be dicked to death if you don't, just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
My Caitlyn Jenner folder does not exist, don't h8 b8 m8.
>>Who cares this is a international meet-up board, after all.
sp00000dy
>This isn't exactly a rate thread but if that is truly what you seek OP will never deliver. So stop asking.
Pls! I want validation! It's the only thing I not gotz, aside from a golden llama.
>>24068754
Can't you just call in sick?
>>24068994
You just had to bring biology into this, didn't you??!!!!! You filthy chemist, go play with your hydrogen collider and white holes.
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>>24069016
>You just had to bring biology into this, didn't you??!!!!! You filthy chemist, go play with your hydrogen collider and white holes.
Kinetic****

I think it's time to roll out of bed rofl
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That feel when you will never fly an black man's pyramid across the universe because the white man enslaved them with rope and spears. Why must we suffer in such a world?

Currently playing Digimon Heroes on my phone, reading the first Wheel of time book and watching my backlog of movies, which yesterday was Awake, Transcendence and Batdude Vs Superdude.
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>>24069032
>Kinetic
Oh that make's everything alright, continue mortal.
>>24069032
>out of bed rofl
Go! Be free and productive.
>>24069099
>That bashy stick
Looks like a fucked up mace, spins, has a box, probably isn't weighted correctly.
What is this world coming to, it's utter madness!
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>>24069264
>Oh that make's everything alright, continue mortal.
>make's
Oh yeah okay.

Cont.

Capitalism is great but it's not for everyone. You're rewarded if you have a specific niche or set of skills. Just about anyone can succeed or fail, and that's what I like about capitalism. It's tough to run up the hill, but once you're up there you can either ran, walk or fall down. Falling refers to quick cash or "score". The faster you fall, the more money you accumulate. Not best, and it does fail when taken outside of perfect conditions, but so is everything else.
>>24069264
>Go! Be free and productive.
I kept taking 30 minute naps, felt good but at the same time it felt wasteful.
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I tried to be productive and drive.
Discovered I still need lessons
Discovered I can't afford lessons
Discovered I might need money to fix car
Discovered I don't have boobs to get money from strangers
Discovered another reason to end it all.
>>24069297
>make's
I was at a low point alright!
I had just finished cooking and ran out of tomato sauce!
>Set of skills
Taken, coming to a local farm near you.
>Competition
Finally...someone understands!
>Best system we have
When compared to all others this is true.
>Wasteful
Goes on 4chan
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tyese people out here sayin they lived that stre
tlyfe i actually di
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>>24069464
>Taken, coming to a local farm near you.
Nailed it.
>Goes on 4chan
Blame the mobile technology which believed to ruin everything. We're stuck in this facebook forever it seems.
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>>24069501
>ruin everything.
We're more connected than ever yet lonely...I'll make it more catchy l8r
>This is the facebook of degenerates
Should I drink bleach now or...
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>>24069522
>We're more connected than ever yet lonely
Seems as if we are going backwards because of our inability to use tools to our advantage. It'll change and it'll pass. As for loneliness, I don't know if I can explain. When you're lonely you want company, when you're in a company you want solitude.
>>24069522
>bleach
Cleans the internal system doesn't it? Ay.
>>24069522
>I'll make it more catchy l8r
Tuned in.
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I can't take this anymore, I am so fucking angry that I can't do anything about fixing this fucking country. I feel so fucking powerless and frustrated, one part of me wants to leave but other part wants to stay and not leave it to the islamist traitors.
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>>24069686
What country if you don't mind?
If US, go to military for 4 years. Do your basics, then apply for license to kill. Make like 50 grand per kill.
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>>24069686
You're welcome a spot in England.
Don't fix your mind on that which you can't do, focus on what you can. You can work, bring in money, you can sell any other photos you have, you have something to talk about thereby opening up dialog with more people.
Just try not to beat yourself up and focus on the bad. Fuck knowns what you're going through right now though.
>>24069607
>tools to our advantage
Is that a conspiracy I smell?
>I am unaware of what an introvert is.
Kekel.
It is an evolutionary trait of many users on here. That's why people use this platform for communication it brings us together but with the freedom to escape the social setting whenever we wish. If that make's sense.
I'm so fucking bored, please just!
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>>24069710
Kek this guy lol

And I will post my chan card momentarily
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>>24069714
>Is that a conspiracy I smell?
The government is built on conspiracies. Seems to work.
>introvert
I think anyone under right conditions can be "extroverted". Not everyone is lactating milf who rubs cocks at a random partay. We're so stuck in the idea that irl is somehow better than the net setting. When irlfags are learning how to integrate irl to nets, whilst we are miles ahead, yet somehow feel ashamed to be there. I do like the idea of using different sets of platforms to connect to one another, isn't that what the telegraph was supposed to do? I see great technological advances in near future and I'm sure to take care of that. Me hopes.
>bored
I guess I don't know how to have fun.
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>>24069710

Turkey.

>>24069714

I want to get out and more importantly get my family out but even moving out by yourself is hard enough and I don't know what to do with my family. I can't leave them behind, I have to protect my mom and little sis with dad if something happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAUHXQ9BlLs

If only he lived for 10 more years...
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>>24069779
>Turkey.
Oh it's fucked, sorry bro

Want to learn how to steal money for me? :D Give you a 10% cut.
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>>24069779
Do you have like advice people there?
If not Cyprus or Greece might be an easier route to go down if you're trying to relocate.
>>24069761
It's a conspiracy wrapped in mystery and glued together in a paranoid health program.
>Extra
It is true that it varies but people often mistake introversion as social anxiety.
An introvert tends to feel more at peace in small groups or alone. Extroverts work and feel better with big groups and high communication levels.
>Irl /=/ RL
This is rapidly changing. You have nearly every single individual with a cyber presence. You have kids using messaging apps as a common practice. The view that irl is bad is changing and more people are choosing it over the real world. As seen by the hype around pokemon.
>Ashamed
Needlessly.
>Near future
Oh, there's advances happening every day.
They recently made a cyborg ray using heart muscles and technology. It's quite cool, as for communication though...
>Fun
Are you drunk or high today?
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>>24069829

I have my family roots in Croatia, not sure if I can work out something with that.
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>>24069838
I'm not too sure where you are.
That and I'm not too versed in movement and I lack of the surrounding countries.
If you could work with getting to Ravenna>Rome>Wherever though, you might be able to do something.
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>>24069829
>Are you drunk or high today?
It does sadden me to think that you'd see me that way. If I was, then why would I be ashamed of it?
>>24069829
>introversion as social anxiety
Very true, and vice versa. Anxiety happens to anyone. Put whomever in an uncomfortable position and he'll sweat. Reason why you practice even when people claim to be natural. Kids like us are growing with the technology. Television was bad... Not really, I learned a lot from watching various shows like "junkyard wars". I'm now able to build and program machines out of basically nothing. I dreamed and I imagined and now I live a life of my own dreams.
>pokemon
I will be the only person not into it, oh well.
>>24069829
>Oh, there's advances happening every day.
Discoveries are made right this second.
>>24069829
>They recently made a cyborg ray using heart muscles and technology
I did not know that.
>>24069829
>communication
It's regulated and controlled.
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>>24069889
>It's regulated and controlled.
Sounds like Hate speech to me.
Reported!
>It's not a no
I'm on to you
>Sweat
Not if you have Anhidrosis! Haha
>TV bad
It wasn't AS bad. It is still bad.
>Varies shows
Practical>Theoretical
>Not into it
I don't have unlimited data. (u_u)¬
>Now you do
You're welcome
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>>24069917
>Sounds like Hate speech to me.
Facts are hate speech? Oh okay.
>>24069917
>Reported!
Cool, going to get another sexy fbi agent at my steps again. They always start with, "you're not in trouble" lol. Besides, I have lawyers.
>>24069917
>I'm on to you
I might actually like that.
>>24069917
>Not if you have Anhidrosis! Haha
Not at all.
>>24069917
>Practical>Theoretical
Theoretical >> Practical
Do the work for me. I demand it.
>>24069917
>I don't have unlimited data. (u_u)¬
I do and I pay liek um, 15 bucks?
>>24069917
>You're welcome
Thenx.
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Another Pious update. I thought people would recognise me from the post earlier.
Things are going alright. Not as good as I expected them to go for the first week, but this one and the last few days seem to have been better than the beginning of it as I got a perfect amount of litres per run down, so I can work very long hours without feeling too exhausted or bored. The price is finally up, so I can make about seven euros per run. I make *at least* four runs, but the optimum should be five to six, maybe more if I have time. I wish I could work during the night kek.
I'm hoping a certain anon does alright. Also hoping for an update from the said anon.
I will be here for forty-ish minutes, really hoping to get some short chats with anons. After that it is sleep and pretty much all week will be busy until the Friday when my relatives come over and I will be having some fun on Saturday.
Best son of Bach coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QXVv6M0ipQ
>>24068262
That you drawanon? Can you give me a long (You) as to what has been happening to your life as of lately and where are you going with your life? I might not make it to reply to your post, but I will read it.
>>24068754
Hope you do alright Turkanon. How's things other than that? Really hope you are around here mid August when I have some time to post.
>>24069016
Hey! My favourite DG jams as of now. First one in particular because I feel like I am doing impossible things sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhYwLDkxJYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9FM-FkDeWs
>>24069464
Keep going. For me it is trial and error as well, but I am getting out of the hell that I am in. Hard to transition from NEETdom to all-work schedule, but I like the change because I have a goal. Thank G_d for my autistic obsession with obtaining something once I set my mind on it.
>>24069471
They say it like it do but it don't!
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>Take a pic in your current state, or die a traitor to the crown.
Alright but I'm high rn so don't be mad
>Music Discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btkBPFawpqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GJXRgxEMcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4PlEA5-mBM&list=PLFdTmpJ_je4i3S3uVzRZlbyZZ9X_Xd9rd&index=9
Yeah I think its a Alan Tam day for me, have something groovy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jybkDOFc1GI

>What aren't you doing?
Scratching everything part of my arms cause their covered in ant bites or some shit
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
Because my dick is too small to be anything else
>Video Games
I beat danks souls 3 the other day, and played NG+ now I think I'm done with it
Replaying witcher 3 for the 4th time, since I finally fix my PC power and noise issue
>Books you're currently reading
Fucking nothing rn I fell off the reading rainbow and desperately trying to hope back on
>Films etc.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't think I watched anything this whole damn week
Was watching X-files the other day if that counts

Pic related was when I finally realized how tall I was

>>24069099
Its because it is what it is man, at tha end of tha day ma, its all one love family
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>>24066688
Wtf anaon do you really believe I'm going to watch everyone of these music videos? You are mistaken my friend
>calling people out on bullshit
That is how you play black jack so maybe you should go back, jack, do it again
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
Jesus this sounds like matt stone and trey parker would write and then throw in a south park episode
God why don't I have a juciy wafiu in my liyfe right now, real women are a fucking joke tbqh

>You've got me wondering what do you do now?
Nothing for right now, I got a "job interview" or a come and work thing on monday at my brother's job. If I get it I'll just be driving ppl from a the airport to a parking lot across the street. Seems easy enough
and they appaerntly hire faggots on the spot if they have friends or family working there with no job interview, so hopefully everything works out.
But shit least you still remember what I use to do for a living, thats three years of my life I'll never get back but all fucking well bruv
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I've also been listening to this song for feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSX13jgRxI4
This clicks with me feeling shit everytime I have to carry my berries back from the forest in this very busy road with shitloads of people coming and going as I am wearing my forest gear which makes me look like a bum or a really poor person; it doesn't help my hands are always blueberry dark from all the berry picking. To hell with whatever they might assume of me, they can't fanthom that I do these things to get in an university and write books.
>>24070080
N E E T
E
E
T

How tall are you nigguh?
Hope you're at least 6'5'' because that's the cutoff status for manlets nowadays. ;)

I wrote you a (You) earlier.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZtBuMnVxI
>the section from 3:30 to 4:20
One of the best violin passages I've heard in a long time. Non-meme Vivaldi and Venetian music is so good in general. Old man Nietzsche shares my thoughts because he is like Depri to me. :^)
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>>24069944
>Again
Anon! What'd you do? ;)
>Lawyers
I have a watermelon, a bowl of noodles, and some toothpaste. I'm prepared for any conviction from any judge.
>Like that
Continue.
>Theoretical makes monkeys dance
But I get the joy of calling you stupid when you create a mutated pencil frog.
>$15
...I hate tech, it's so expensive.
>>24070068
>People would recognize me from a single youtube video and a few words.
This...
>Autism
Gimme that brain
>>24070080
Wadaap
>>24070085
>You are mistaken my friend
>Friend
...Can...can it be?
>Joke
Blame *unscrolls scroll of scrollable scrolls*
Feminism
Capitalism
Rothchilds family
Empowerment
Stupidity
The human condition
Pineapples
Light
Pineapples
Roads
Pineapples
and
Rome.
>>24070085
>3
So what I take from this is...don't go into car work?
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>>24070170
What do you want to do anyways?

>This MOtherfuckER DOES this CRAZY THING WITH HIS will and HE ISN'T EVEN THAT FREIRGHASTE
>So BACISLALY YOu're RETARDED and Anarchists should be hanged
>Discover how by clicking HERE
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Alright lads I have to catch some sleep now. Keep the thread running, please, and catch you around some time later this week.

Few more songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ifQ6XMiP-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQdn3m8l-nM

SHOE-HANDEL-GAZE
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Also best poem.

Nakte~.
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>>24070068
>>24070101
Ayyy your back from the dead pious, glad to here your pulling in more money from your loads, so your bringing in about 28 or 30 euros from all those loads? Thats pretty modest how hard would one say that you had to push one's shelf to bring in about six loads?
And nah man you don't want to be working out there in the night, you might run into all kinds of critters, wolves, bears, refuges, mountain lions, skinwalkers, the list could go on

And I agree I hope a lot of anons rn are doing alright where ever they are.
Idk how long I'll be here but I'm a little high so my replies might take a few more...seconds

Bruv I'm.........6'1"
What (You) was that? The one that got delet
Ah hummmm and quote "They say God created the Earth in six days, but I call him an idiot for resting on the seventh." unquote
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>>24070170
>Anon! What'd you do? ;)
Nothing, there was a guy who did something and they wanted to know if I knew anything about it. They talk to me for whatever reason. I did get investigated in 09' and they take many pictures kek. They were concerned to what I was trying to avoid. I was just trying to get free wifi lmao. Anyways, they think that I may or may not have committed few untraceable transactions. That and living at a hotel for almost a year, free of charge. We spoke at the last day of investigation and they told me that they will find me rofl.
>>24070170
>I have a watermelon, a bowl of noodles, and some toothpaste. I'm prepared for any conviction from any judge.
I'm afraid it's too early to eat dinner. I'll get the plates. Judges get very annoyed by me. Thank god for the jury and puppy eyes. We can visit court together if you up for it. Romantic.
>>24070170
>Continue.
With your permission.
>>24070170
>But I get the joy of calling you stupid when you create a mutated pencil frog.
I get the joy of being one.
>>24070170
>...I hate tech, it's so expensive.
Black market.
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>>24070170
>Wadaap
WADAAP!!!
Nothing right now
>>Friend
...Can...can it be?
Don't hand pick the best parts of what I say ok fampie? I miss spell fiend as friend nothing more ;)
>Pineapples
What did the pine ppl do to you to deseve this?

Rome can be blamed for almost everything in that list
>Roads
>Blame
>Empowerment
>Sandals
>The human condition

Its not the job itself just the people who employ you I'll say. But thats a demanding and stressful job most folks don't like that.
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>>24070260
>guy who did something
His wife was a skilled tailor. I've never even seen the guy. He always came in late and left early. He seemed important. I may go trough browsing and phone histories but I don't actually spy on people ffs.

They thought I wanted to be an agent, I kind of did which is weird. They profiled me. I came out to be very fucking strange. Only reason I didn't or haven't joined cia is because you can't get married. You can but it makes matters complicated.
>>24070080
Aaah one of the favorite posters.
>>24070068
Worth reading.
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>>24070197
Duckin Gell I just missed the based one ;^{
I should stop smoking and operate 4chan at the same time like the doctors say

Well shit pious I'll catch you around hopefully some time next week, stay safe and stay gold

>>24070295
Stop flirting with me like that famadravious, I'm just an ordinary poster, I'm no hero
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>>24070332
I feel like flirting
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>>24070376
kek I like flirting here and there, but then tho this is a /soc/ thread none even goes on her.
Plus the dick ration atm is off the charts
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>>24070453
>Plus the dick ration atm is off the charts
Spoken like a true augur!
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Be back in a few cell deaths. Don't wait up.

>>24070197
>thread running,
You can't tell me what do to!
>>24070188
Churches hate him.
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>>24070260
>knew anything about it.
Using a false persona, smart.
>Filed for criminally watching pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4dzXYzQPI
>I'll court you if you want
Please
>Permission
PLEASE!
>Witty remark
...You've bested me.
>BM
Bit bitcoins are confusing and scary.
>>24070287
>Deserve
They're too perfect. They are like the apples smart cousin that got into Harvard.
>Boss=Cunts with cash
Fair
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Here's some real good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntus9f-r_Do

I'm feeling quite frisky atm.
I'm also feeling quite curious and alone.

How do you guys flirt?
I don't think I've ever flirted with anyone, I've never really given any thought to relationships in general.
Do you guys have certain tricks you pull out?
>>24069016
Your bathrobe looks cozy as fuck.
Was India ever yours though?
Can you describe the last instance where you got your ear tickled?
>>24069099
Is that a life goal of yours?
I too find white people repulsive, let's unite and bring justice to the streets.
>>24069779
I've seen a lot of support for erdogan on social media, is the general opinion that he is good?
>>24070376
sup bby
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>>24070526
>Using a false persona, smart.
Got lots of personalities
>>24070526
>Please
Accepted.
>>24070526
>PLEASE!
Woah.
>>24070526
>...You've bested me.
My pleasure.
>>24070526
>Bit bitcoins are confusing and scary.
Very much an oldest trick of all; buy low, sell high.
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>>24070579
by the sounds of it, I can't make out the language if I didn't think it was sweedish
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>>24070588
You're very correct.
u smart
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>>24070495
I have seen only what the birds tell me, and they say sausage party till winter thats if you can refrain yourself from killing one's self

>>24070526
Their not that perfect desu, what other than pizza can you see yourself eating a pineapple. I think apple's have it pretty easy at the crappy city college he goes to and everyone still likes him
>Fair
fin

How long does it take for a cell to die? Like 5 minutes

>>24070579
I'd be a bad couch on flirting I haven't done irl for years, but all I can say it is just being very talkative and every now and then you throw in a compliment about who ever your talking to.
Nothing to aggressive, might want to start with something not about their "perfect body" lol. More with their personality like, " I've always liked the way you handle yourself at work" or something like that fampie. You just got to know how far the line is before you
start listing the various positions you'd want her in on your bed jajajaja

Your on /soc/ tho go find a thread and find someone to flirt to
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>>24070602
Great, I love sarcasms.

Hello famfriend. It's been a while since I've posted here, I might become a regular.
>>24070579
>How do you guys flirt?
Monitoring with a paper and a pencil.
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>>24070626
I wasn't trying to be mean, the dj khaled you smart you loyal bit popped up in my head and I felt like including it.
You're still correct.
Feel free to become a regular, it's quite nice being able to talk to people you don't know much about.
>>24070637
I don't really wanna flirt with anyone, nor am I looking for a partner.
I was just curious whether or not I was doing something without really thinking about it.
A proper couch would never suggest flirting with soc ladies.
That's madness you madman.
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>>24070637
>I have seen only what the birds tell me, and they say sausage party till winter thats if you can refrain yourself from killing one's self
One's self is fine and winter isn't far. Who likes summer anyways.

I'm going to have to stop posting pictures I download off the world wide web. Probably not today.

>wild rides
>pic
>related
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>>24070667
>I wasn't trying to be mean, the dj khaled you smart you loyal bit popped up in my head and I felt like including it.
>You're still correct.
>Feel free to become a regular, it's quite nice being able to talk to people you don't know much about.
I forgot my picture and I did a ninja edit on you. I agree, I like knowing each other. Allows you to close intervals that are seas apart. Metaphors. I miss. So badly.
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>>24070667
Unless your Johnny Kool Guy himself its going to take some effort if you want to flirt with people and not get blown out of water.
If anything thake the first bit of advice to heart and then go to a mirror and practice on yourself jajaja

The only madman is the one who opposes the sensei young grasshopper

>>24070686
Meh I guess I've never been a big fan of it, use to get too hot to enjoy summer where I use to live. But maybe I should stop being a faguette about it and go have fun

I'm going to have to stop shopping pictures I see off the world wide world of 4chins. Probably not today. ;)
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>>24070855
>too hot
Use portable AC, works like a charm.
>>24070855
>go have fun
Maybe we all should.
>>24070855
>Probably not today. ;)
Probably not :S

ßachelor; feels pretty damn good
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>>24070579
>I'm feeling quite frisky atm
Is it happening?!
>Curious
It's happening!
>Tricks
Is asking of 4chan
Eyyy
>Cozy
Can confirm with 99.5% certainty.
>Mine
England invaded and conquered india.
>Last
>Be me innocent boy peacefully reading the bible whilst surrounded by nature
>Suddenly dark figure springs from bush
>Oh goodness, I screamed.
>I sweat profusely from my toes.
>Don't come any closer, I begged.
>The fly/moth/bug thing flew on my ear then left
>Be me, teased by nature yet again.
>>24070580
>I'm bi-polar
Hi. I'm Bob McSponge. How are you?
>Pleasure
Unwanted
>Capitalism
Capitalism produced this bit of filth, Are you proud of that?!
>>24070637

>pineapple
Stir-fry
Chow-main
Omelette
Smoothie
Fruit box.
>Cell to die
Can take a few hours but I was not talking about a single cell.
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>Hi. I'm Bob McSponge. How are you?
Pretty good, yourself?
>>24070906
>Unwanted
Never wanted it in the first place :p
>>24070906
>Capitalism
>>24070906
>filth
>>24070906
>Are you proud of that?!
If it didn't something else would have
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It's been a while

>>24068905
is this a new meme

>>24069016
>school scares me
>that book choice
u r a liar

>>24069099
I thought everyone was supposed to be playing Pokemon Go on their phones

>>24069779
glad you're ok for now, amigo
your love and concern for your family is admirable, btw

>>24070068
may the weather and berry gods smile upon ye
best of luck to you, I sincerely hope you make enough ca$$h to go through with your plans

>>24070579
you're back. that means you messed with someone's blanket..tsk tsk
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Feds are just jealous sometimes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6OVQ4LuipM
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>>24070894
When and where does something like that exist anon?
>Maybe we all should
But then no one would be here to bump the thread
>Probably not :S
It'll end sooner or later faminite

>>24070906
>Omelette
Are you crazy
>Stir-fry
>Chow-main
Alright I'll agree with that one and smoothie

But whats a fruit box?
>few hours
Well shit that might have been something I already learned but forgot. But stop being so vague all tha damn matha fuckin time

And how are you still awake isn't like 5am over there?
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>>24071075
>When and where does something like that exist anon?
Not until I create it, I guess.
>>24071075
>But then no one would be here to bump the thread
On mobile, np. Got this.
>>24071075
>It'll end sooner or later faminite
It all does, unfortunately. Cycles and such. New frontiers, maybe.
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>>24070953
Ayyyy another one comes back from the dead, hows life and your mid summer gloom been so far?
And I'm pretty sure its that thick as work shirt that smells like those 11 herbs and spices

And fuck man mfw when I didn't get a (You) I think I fucked up
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>>24071112
>Not until I create it
Then stop shilling me your pipe dreams and start building it man, its hot out here everyday
And create a portable cup holder while your at it.

Shiit son I try to post when I'm out but some places just have bad signals, or some spots have 4chan bans on them. Like the spot in my neighborhood. Idk who post here but theres a furfag around here and hes dangerous

A cycle can end or just break off and begin a new, man that shits far out dude
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>>24071140
>start building it man
After a quick nap.
>>24071140
>And create a portable cup holder while your at it.
Unfortunately it costs 45 bucks I think. I'm late to that station.
>>24071140
>heres a furfag around here and hes dangerous
Noted. Thanks for the heads up.
>>24071140
>A cycle can end or just break off and begin a new, man that shits far out dude
You had me worried for a minute or two. Cycles, all there is to it. Beginning of the end.

Something in that post was said by my father less than a year ago. I think it's legit cool.
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>>24071140
>pipe dreams
It's like a song where it can be written in 10 minute or never. Much harder than it seems.
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>>24071170
I'm pretty sure you won't even remember what you were going to invent after you wake up
Thats for getting my wallet excited

Is the $45 cup holder come separate with the AC if not no buy
>Noted. Thanks for the heads up
Yeah I'm sure you feel safe but I'm the one living near this guy
>You had me worried for a minute or two
Uhhhh why did I have you worried? Was I not about to come off as someone you wouldn't talk to cause of that senpai?

The songs you come with in 10 minutes are usually the lowest quality ones, but become the most popular song you came up with. And thats just a fact of life

And damn son I think you've almost used up all you multi (You)s
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>>24070948
>It'll be years since I can draw this.
:'(
>Self
Regretting all the things.
Especially chilli
>Would have
I'm afraid you're right
>>24070953
>It's been a while
Welcome back, qt.
>>24070953
>u r a liar
I fear the place, the setting, and the community.
I love learning, however.

>Pizza
>>24070579 ^^ That is how you flirt.

>>24071075
>Are you crazy
Omelettes are amazing. You can put neon anything in them...well not neon but...you can put a lot in it.
>Fruit box
It's a literal fruit box you can buy them in shops for like £3, it's just a plastic box filled with fruits.
>Vague
If I was straight to the point I'd sound like an asshole.
>Awake
I had chilli for breakfast. My stomach will not allow me to sleep.
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>>24071309
>I'm pretty sure you won't even remember what you were going to invent after you wake up
Just woke up after a cat nap. I don't even remember posting :O
>>24071309
>Is the $45 cup holder come separate with the AC if not no buy
Technology isn't there to have it separate at the moment. Maybe soon enough. One can only dream.
>>24071309
>Yeah I'm sure you feel safe but I'm the one living near this guy
Use common sense and b safe desu. Even if I'm not anywhere near, I feel shivered.
>>24071309
>Uhhhh why did I have you worried? Was I not about to come off as someone you wouldn't talk to cause of that senpai?
I'll always talk as long as there is someone to talk to. I'm not sure, it felt as if you were to give up something you enjoy and I felt saddened by it.
>>24071309
>And thats just a fact of life
So weird isn't it?
>>24071309
>And damn son I think you've almost used up all you multi (You)s
I don't think I mind.

I have to type captchas it seems.
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>>24071408
>:'(
try harder then ;O
try harder > time = result in no time
>>24071408
>chilli
Never again, brb buying ice packs.
>>24071408
>I'm afraid you're right
As much I'd like that, I prefer to be wrong haha
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>>24071116
fuq I FORGOT BASED OP WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
you didn't fuck up, pls. it was my bad. life is iight..getting ready for the big move but it's a bitch trying to find a decent place to move to. can't trust half these hoes u kno wat I'm sayin
what's up with you these days? are things alright with you?

>>24071408
lel pls
also waddap? how is lyfe?
ummm are you trying to tell me that you don't want to have tumblr-tier feminism shoved down your throat?????
not liking the community is understandable, but why the place though?
do you read those kinds for yourself then? that is very respectable
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>>24071408
Omelets are good but for some reason I'm not too fond of them, probably cause I'm a faggot
>put neon anything in them
Whoa shit really, what about glow stick juice? That would be tangy

So you can get a cheap ass fruit basket and save money on not buying the basket
You know what I'm going to ask next
wheres the watermelon at

>I'd sound like an asshole
But you just came off smelling like an asshole with that last post. But you do have a point.
A reply on this very thread on the board /soc/ should be as well spoken and played out as disco in 1988 and as unwanted as a wedding ring from Sir Donald Trump. And at the very most it should grab the readers attention to the very point at the end where he/she realizes
I wasted their time reading this fruitless and other wise pointless sentence. And other wish should feel metal violated that I did so in such a fashion that you'd other wise would feel you'd need to alert the anchorites. Was that too vague?

Kek man you fudged up eating that chill famcuz, how much longer till your stomach digests all that?

>>24071411
Holy mother of god, if I tell you to stop this, how many multi (You)s do you think I'll get in your next reply. Just curious I was looking into buying a boat
> I don't even remember posting
Fuc
>Technology isn't there to have it separate at the moment
Alright that legitimately made me laugh. Think we need aliens to send us that tech so we can backward engineer it

>Echoed yiffs in the distance intensify.
It'll reach you soon anon. I live in town with barely any whites, so a furry near me scares the shit out of me
>if you were to give up something you enjoy
Anon everything I've ever done with my life all the ppl I helped and all the shit I fixed. None of that brings me enjoyment. And thats the sad truth. Don't worry your head over me senpai

I'd say its wierd but gues thats just irony at a fine point. All the shit you take serious isn't seen as good and the shit you think stinks, is the one the masses like
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>>24071463
Kek don't call me the BASED ONE family, you got the wrong guy
But thank god, I thought I did something shitty in the past or something was about to have to do some soul searching. And shit your finally getting ready to get out of that pirate ship. Yeah mein giga nigga I feel you hopefully if life works out for me I can move ot with my friends
Are ya planning on staying around in that white thrash utopia? Or are you out of there for good

And hopefully this week I land that job I've been bitching about months ago. I'm suppose to meat the boss and do all the paper work done, then if allah smiles on me I can move out of this town. being broke is gay and I missed going with my friends to vegas for EVO this weekend ;^(

Ohh and what ever happened with your parents anniversary present, did you ever accomplish your mission?
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>>24071529
>Just curious I was looking into buying a boat
Docking one is difficult. You also need boating lic. kinda lame. Coast guard is a bunch of lamers. I sold my jetski just because of that. It was also broken.
>>24071529
>you
Overrated.
>>24071529
>>24071529
>ayens
To the rescue.
>>24071529
>laugh
Yeah me too.
>>24071529
>And thats the sad truth.
The honest truth is always sad, just hope yours is better going. >>24071529
>Don't worry your head over me senpai
Trust you on that one.
>>24071529
>shit you think stinks, is the one the masses like
That's, very good bro.

I think I'm ill today. Head hurts and I feel tired.
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>>24071567
agh, I've been so distracted and all over the place, so I've been sloppy with the (you)'s
lel I'm out of the white trash utopia for good. am moving to a much larger city, and will be there for the next two years...I'm fuggin pumped
yooooo, I really hope you get it, and I hope you can move too. Being able to move somewhere new is kinda like wiping the slate clean in a sense. I'm broke as fug too, especially since I'm still trying to pay for this giant-ass anniversary party (it's in September) and save up money for the security deposit on the new place. The car is fixed though, so at least that's been off of my mind for a while
damn why couldn't you go??
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>>24071420
>result in no time
But I'm lazy and I don't have enough motivation...or a mascot...
>Ice packs
Oh you sweet angel.
>I don't want to be right if..
Shh it okeh
>>24071463
>Frog
Plz refer to previous posts
>Life
Is good.
>Are you telling me you don't want to go to college?
Yes, yes I am. Plz help.
>Place
From where I am you lack free speech and you can be punished for outwardly disagreeing with any actions or opinions given by teachers or pupils.
The place allows for this and due to this many people go out into the world believing that they are not entitled to criticize and think independently.
It's not as bad as it could be tho, just kinda sucks moth balls.
>Respectable
You really have been gone a while, what you been up too?
>>24071529
>aggot
You sure they're cooked right? I've seen some shoddy attempts at making them.
>Glow stick
It doesn't taste very nice...I discovered...
I was eating ribs after breaking one open, okeh.
>Plastic
Pretty much
>Melon
It's in there.
>Smelling
I actually smell of glory and omelettes. Thank you.
>It is the eyes of man that the shame of a nation shall be openly broadcast for the all to see. It is not the mask the man wears that betrays he sadness, it is the tears and withdrawn soul that conflicts with his joy and merry dance.

Yes, yes very poetic. Now git back to work.
>Digests
Probably about two more hours. I'm surprised I'm not immune to it , I've been using the same sauce for a few months now. The burning's gone tho, it's just my stomach acid being a bitch.
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>>24071593
Kek almost anything related to marine shit is broken. I wasted like 3 days helping my neighbors with their boat. Just to find out the engine blocked was rusted away cause they never weather proofed tha fucker
With all those regulations idk if I'll ever get a boat tbqh
>ayens
>To the rescue
kek yeah of other ayens

We'll see anon if it gets better I might just turn into a ISIS member or a mail man, we'll see
>That's, very good bro.
Maybe I should visit elementary schools and tell those kids the truth about life. And to sell these over priced chocolate bars

>>24071612
Bruv its all buneo, its just good to know you got shit going on in your life
Ayyyyy thank god and good riddance to the gud old bois. Now you won't be stuck inside all day wasting your time with us faglords. Did your baseness find out what kind of place you wanted to live in yet?
Thank ya mam, I'm praying this all works out, I could really use a change from all this and this city. But shit idk about wiping a new slate. Since the cheapest place to live in this dumb city is my home town ;*^(
But shit fampie your still saving for that party, I sincerely hope your parents like it idk if they know you've been slaving away, but I care more about your wallet then anything else especially since you got a security deposit coming up
>car problems check
hope thats the last of that

And I was too damn broke to go, wouldn't be able to feed myself. But I went in 2014 so I'm not mad.......only on the inside
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>>24071643
I've seen people cook them to where their still bright yellow and squishy as fuck when you chew on them. ANd then I've seen some cooked them till their golden and slightly crunchy
guess i'd most likely go for the god like tanned omeletes
>I discovered...
You wouln't happen to have a YouTube channel where you found out? And eating what kind of ribs? They had glow jizzuim in them

Yo is it melon or watermelon, I feel like I asked this before with someone. And we debated on what a melon should really be called

So you smell like chicken uni-hole then cause thats where eggs come from hahahah I win XDDDDDDDDDDD
>It is the eyes of man that the shame of a nation
You should have saved that quote for turkchan I'm sure he needs something like this rn

Uhhh uyes boss man, u knows Is was just twistin your legs with all dat nonsense right mr. bossman?

Enjoy those hot shits in the next two hours, but then agian maybe you can handle more spicy food than a merican black man. You guys do have a lot of places you can get curry over there

Late ass reply and you can thank trash day for that :(
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so I'm playing Pokemon go like everyone else and walking around and everything, but is it making anyone else lonely? I couples waking around all the time and it's making me depressed. It's been so long since I've been with some and to be just completely open to them and share everything without even a second thought
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>>24071898
I can't even afford a phone good enough to play pokemon go

You spend your whole life blaming your parents and waiting for the day when you can find overcome the class gap between you and everyone else, and it never comes.

I don't care about any of the things. I just want to fit in with people.
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>>24071815
I challenge you to a draw off.
10 minutes max, the anons in this board vote on works by replying, positive criticism is wanted (Plz)

Do you accept?

>Bright yellow
They did use milk right?
Tanned to fuck
Is it evenly tanned tho?
>Youtube
I feel as if you found my channel
>Eatting
I couldn't see any of it left on me hand sooo
>Smell of death
Woot twoot
>Saved quote
But it's OC shite. He'll improve with time and support and plenty of memes and elephant memes.
>Divert is a good thing, not being able to communicate with workers and receptionists is a positive attribute of immigration
I'm over it, praise the merry spice gods
>Late ass
I had a bath, now I'm just drawing and beating some boxes.
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>>24072530
kek i think I'll take you on that challenge idk if your up for it right now or later today, idk if I am either I about to take a shower and hopefully not fall a sleep
>positive criticism is wanted
lol if your lucky enough to get any on this site, if you draw to many pics on this site the critics from /ic/ will appear and shit on you

I accept but we need a time and a place

>They did use milk right?
Idk most likely but I haven't made or had one made for me in quite awhile
>Is it evenly tanned tho?
again I have no clue I never paid attention when anyone cooked theirs

Kek maybe I did, was yours the one with all the desktop captured videos on how to properly dl and install WOW gold farming apps and COD 7(?) keygens?
>But it's OC shite
No its not, prove it( which I know you can't cause were having a convo over the internet, and theres no way you could prove it)
> He'll improve with time and support and plenty of memes
Either that or he finally gets fed up and goes full freedom fighter and recruits us all to join the fight and buy under aged sex slaves like good old ISAL
>>Divert is a good thing, not being able to communicate with workers and receptionists is a positive attribute of immigration
Where did you even get this from?

I need to take a shower soon, I've slowly been discovering that almost every inch of my body is covered in some kind of bug bite ;*^{
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>>24072723
Challenge
I've just got some grub.
I'll post a practise thing tho, this will be #1
Also, how do I do the strech?
>Cooked
As long as it was ediable.
>Proof
HI there. I'm Dan. With my helpful guide you'll answer that question.
Follow my pathway, okay?
>High the section
>Copy and paste the section into google
>Place " at the start and end of the sentence
>Press enter
>You have now proofed it

>Isal
Oh no. No. No more 7/10! Please!
>Get it from
I have been away from an argument for a long time, I am very bored.
Posting baity shit is kind of a thing now
>Bug bite
Don't eat sugary food.
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>>24072757
Its about to be 2am and idk if theres anything to eat atm
Practise thing and you think it will be #1? Ha your making me shake in my boots. But idk if I can one up you this time
>strech
Sketch or stretch?

>As long as it was ediable.
if its chewy and gooey than its not groovy

I think your missing your metal or wait I mean "atmospheric sludge metal" thanks to>>24068905 to make your tutorial inaudible
>just follow the link in my description for dl
>open link
>wait 5 secs to get your dl link after ads
>get sent to dl page
>surveys
???
Profit

>Oh no. No. No more 7/10! Please!
Kek I should start recording my voice again and do my obama impression for this
>I have been away from an argument for a long time, I am very bored.
You can have one here man, I think I've pissed off one or two posters here but not the regulars tho, we all need to stay together
Shame I'm the only black guy here
>Don't eat sugary food
Buh thats like telling an irish man to stop drinking, or a welsh to stop drinking and fucking his daughters and so on and so forth

And how the fuck has it been 30 mins? Do I really take that long of a shower
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Well this probably wasn't exactly 10 minutes but it was close enough.
Couldn't think of any shit that is funny but I was eating goldfish crackers and this is what came to mind. Notice how dumb my mind is lol

Think im about to head to bed but I still owe poius a (You) since he asked

Catch all on the flip side, I'm happy I could have been hear today to see some old faces
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>>24070906
All of it is happening, let's go fight crime my love.
All of the people in this thread seem really social and so I figured I'd ask.
What's the other 0.5%? What have you done??
Are you saying the conquests of England also apply to you? Everything automatically goes to charity.
Hello WWF.
>Innocent boy
I can see it in your eyes that this part is a lie.
>Dark figure
I think you got roofied.
>Teased
A good job well done.
>>24070953
I've just left some things behind that I struggled with in the past. Coming back to /soc/ is the result I suppose, however depressing that may sound.
Although I have slept under your blanket a number of times.
>>24071408
With pizza?
>>24071898
There are social media groups that have people asking for the same thing really.
I've tried it and walked with a group but I can imagine how boring it can get being alone.
Search for people, the plot is already there.
>>24070855
My issue isn't that I struggle getting along with people, it's that people think I'm flirting with them when I'm not.
I make no effort cause I don't want to make an effort of any kind. I'd rather get blown out of the water tbf.
I'd never oppose the sensei however, I'll practice biblical poses infront of the mirror at first opportunity rising.
Thank you, lord.
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>>24070068
Alright pious idk how I missed so many of your (You)s like this but I fucked up and blame myself for being too high

Well idk how long I can make this out to be, its pretty late here and I'm starting to feel the grip of the sand man pulling harder. But I'll push thru with this since you asked and your more busy than me atm

As of right now I don't have anything new going on, I just got out of a very odd depressive mood that lasted a good two weeks. I usually never get that depressed about my life and I think that had an effect on my posting here.
Going thru that short chapter just made me realize I needed to get of this rut that I've been in for the last year and get back to work. I finally made a call to that job that I've been bitching about applying for, but the catch is that
the only way to get hired over there, is to wait for the owner to come in and process the application. And the owner is apparently a young cocky millionaire that doesn't come into work that much so this will be fun.
The job is just a transport service for people who just left the airport and parked their cars in the lots of the company I'll be working for. So I'll just be picking faggots up from the airport and dropping them off where they parked their faggy cars and
rinse and repeat.
And fuck pious I'm not the most ambitious man in the world, I never liked imagining what or where I'd be in the future but maybe thats way I'm a bastard and post on this website. But I'd say in the next 2 years I'll have moved out and maybe have started on some kind of career
to start saving up for college. But who knows maybe that'll never happen cause I end up getting someone preggers or just end up a ded nigger.
But hopefully I'll get this job and be able to become more social again but if that does happen nothing is going to stop me from coming back here and keep posting and bantering, cause this damn thread has become my new home. And if I don't talk to anyone for a while I go clinicly
insane
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>>24072892
>#1?
As in my first post
>Stretch
Ye
>Chewy egg
Noice
>Obama
Do it
>Pissed off
Haven't we all?
>30mins
>long
Damn
>Klaus
Looks very dapper
>Pizza
Is there any other way
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Hey guys
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>>24073180
ratchet ass ho
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>>24068262
Saw another person do this - PM me on reddit for my info

www.reddit.com/user/ExposerOfSkeev
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>>24073180
hey beauty
how are you doing?
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>>24073180
Noice
>>24071643
>But I'm lazy and I don't have enough motivation...or a mascot...
As soon as one gets the mascot the job is half way done. Lazy is just another word for, "the time will reveal itself".
>>24071643
>Oh you sweet
Oh stahp it.
>>24071643
>Shh it okeh
Making fun is kay.
>>24071677
>Kek almost anything related to marine shit is broken. I wasted like 3 days helping my neighbors with their boat. Just to find out the engine blocked was rusted away cause they never weather proofed tha fucker
It gets seized up. You get oil leaks because gaskets can't hold up. It's also pain to paint. I haven't even mentioned the mold yet. Bought a boat not knowing the hardships then sold it as soon as I could. I still want to take a world tour via water.
Pic: boats I like, and a movie. Not best in storms but they are fast. I think "ORACLE" catamaran is a good proof of that. I think the best way to conquer the sea is by going as fast as you can, then again just about anything can happen, "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea".
>>24071677
>With all those regulations idk if I'll ever get a boat tbqh
Read them and go with them. Get the license though, far too expensive not to. It's not that bad when you leave certain zones. It gets fun afterwards.
>>24071677
>kek yeah of other ayens
Ayens awye
>>24071677
>And to sell these over priced chocolate bars
That was you? ffffffffff(...)
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>>24073223
Yeah yeah bish :--D

>>24073410
Hey how you doing
Good having a great time.
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>>24073180
Ayyyy that's one fabulous ass looking pic, glad your nappy arse enjoying your trip.
But where's the pic of you eating caviar at you faguette?
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>>24072991
Well shit anon I know nothing about your problem, dosent really sound like a serious matter. if you want to come off like your not flirting I guess you could try being restraint about words you use.
Do you come off too charming or something, if so you know there's folks that would kill to have that problem, even my ass. Sounds like some 1st world problems to be honest lol

>>24073419
It's surprisingly didn't seize up, they turned the engine over and everything, no clue if they even checked the oil before. But they ran it then the guy opened the throttle and slammed his foot on the gas and blew the water well in the block.
I still don't know if I'd ever want to own a boat, just seems like they all turn into money pits at a point. Hope you sold that mold infested boat for a good penny.
Kek i think sailing at a good pace is still conquering I don't want to cape size today plus I've still never been in open water so no clue if I have sea legs.

But helping those fools allowed me to learn the true meaning of boat
B.reak
O.ff
A.nother
T.housand
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>>24072991
>Crime
Yus
>What have you done??
Sometimes it gets a little too warm and I don't like it.
>Apply to me
I've been told numerous times that I am responsible for the actions of my ancestors, if I am to burden their white guilt I should burden their wealth and claim of said wealth.
>My eyes
Why won't anyone believe I am innocent> Please, never go on a jury!
>"Let me you a drink"
Kek
>Bravo
Thank you, thank you.
>>24073180
Waddap
>>24073419
>"the time will reveal itself".
Who's the high one now?
>Stahp
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>>24073243
Wait what? How does PMing you on reddit do anything for anything? But if you want a dick spam we can work something out, I've been known to post rather lewd shit there.

No solitating, NO SUBSTITUTION
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>>24073131
Shit how did this (You) go under my radar? No more if that crack rock for me

Don't lie you just want to step in the ring with the champ ahhhhhhahaha(in Mr. Satan's voice)
>Ye
Well all you do is find a good sized cucumber, and luv it up till it slides right down your throat and stretches out you joints
Wait that's what we're talking about right?
>Do it
Someone give me a line to practice cause all that nigga talks about is gun control now
>Damn
Nah man it's not like that man.....i-I just lost track of time
>Is there any other way to go to jail
Yes dumping your cheese pizza collection might help out a few I might have to go visit 8(chin) to help you out

How's your afternoon or morning or whatever been so far. I haven't had friend across the pond in a while so excuse my timezones
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>>24074113
>Question
Uh
>Question
Ummm
>Gun control
It is mans own greed that claims lives. It is not the tool he wields nor the instrument he plays. The violence of mankind is the child of man's fear and suffering. To blame a tool for the wielders action is to mock the fool for writing his jokes.
(Pseudo-philosophy ftw)
>Time
Don't get me started
>Cheese
But I only gots my garlic prawns!
>Timezone
I woke up. Slept. Woke up. Came here. Gotta go sleep.

Yous?
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>>24068262
Hey guys Germanon reporting back in, was at me grannies place for the last 4 days.
What did I miss?
>Music Discussion
Swans all the fucking way.
Their last two records are GOAT
>What aren't you doing?
Being productive
>Video Games
Dont play anything right now just the occasional pokemon GO
>>Books you're currently reading
...still crime and punishment
>Films etc.
Started watching Space Dunde, its pretty solid, nice animations
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>>24074727
>Question
>Question
Your suppose to answer them man
>To blame a tool for the wielders action is to mock the fool for writing his jokes
This is all true and yahta yahta, but %78.9 of the american population is batshit crazy. It still want to a buy a gun tho

Don't get you started on time? Wha? I don't even
>But I only gots my garlic prawns
Uh don't remind me about prawns man, I found a shrimp cocktail pack in the freezer and waited "patiently" for it to thaw out. Only to find out that they were the worst damn prawns and cocktail I've ever eaten before.

I woke up talked to someone that I still don't understand why still talks to me, surprisingly didn't sleep in and rolled out of bed and posted shit here and there

Not my greatest day

>>24074841
Whats up germachan, i don't really think you missed anything in this thread, just some bantering and dickwagging. Pious and geoanon popped back in yesterday, so its good to see some old faces really missed those two
How was your trip at your bubby's place did she cook anything nice for you.

And played pokemon go a couple of time but I'm not really that in to it and i guess I don't know why. And I don't live in a very popping place I guess, never seen any big groups of poke hunters around here
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>>24074991
>Don't get you started on time? Wha? I don't even
A while ago pious and I were having some sort of talk on philosophy.
Time is a very complex and funny thing to discuss.
>>24074841
>What did I miss?
Drawanon got really drunk and dressed his pug up like a princess. We named her princess fluffybutt.
Swedanon went hunting and showed then removed a picture of him eating a raw tree alive.
Two maniacs had a draw off
Someone smelt of pizza for a while

Not much mane.
>Deletes line about selfie
Does not post selfie. This...means something...
>>24074991
>Your suppose to answer them man
...My brain says no. My eyes say no. My fingers say no. My memory asks what they were.
>People are batshit insane
Probably due to the #easylyfe
>Freezer
You freezed fish?
Oh god
>Chat
"I talked to someone"
Good, you're slowly recovering from /soc/ites
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>>24074991
Wassup!
Good to hear those two popped back in I hope they're doing well. My granny is an old evil cunt I only visited her because my aunt came from America for two weeks and she's staying at hers. Actually I was the one cooking, lol.
>>24075045
That does sound pretty fun actually though. Looks like swedanon turned into an absolute madman!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who smelled like pizza and how does one enable themselves to smell like pizza? I'd dig that fragrance.
>not using selfie
Aight fug u have this
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>>24073868
I agree with the part about a 1st world problem. I wouldn't say I'm merely complaining but more so asking for advice not to appear in such a manner?
Personally it makes me think I might appear sleazy?
Besides giving people false hope just sounds like a really shitty thing to do.
Just figured I'd ask.
>>24073996
Are you saying you're ok with crime??
We need to have a serious chat.
>Warm
This I can relate to, I enjoy the cold winters of Scandinavia a bit too much.
>responsible
If you've ever looked at a black person you're pretty much racist, can we get some cuffs here please.
>Jury
Convicted for stealing towels and those small bottles of shampoo and soap from various hotels.
You'll be sharing cells with Edgar, the menace.
>Thanks
No, thank you.
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>>24075045
Yeah that Latvian loves talking about philosophical shit, I can't remember all the times he's gotten deep on me.

That sounds like laziness, but then again I'm on my phone replying to your reply so my greentexting will be gimped.
>#easylyfe
What did he mean by this?
How much harder do you have it over there, I'm pretty sure your state government doesn't tax the shit out of gas prices
>frozen fish joke
Now I understand why you guys just batter and fry all your fish

Kek i guess but to bad I started talking to latter lady thru /soc/ so not out of the woods yet

>>24075147
I will pray for both of their asses from here, idk if pious will get my prayer since there's some good distance in miles.
Kek well tell your granny to fucking relax for a bit at least you went thru with it and granny can't get butthurt about you not visiting. But how was your aunt doing when you met her? Hope she's doing alright in this crazy ass country
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>>24075197
I could just say watch your tongue and watch your adjectives, idk how your vocabulary is but you sound like you have a a slit of a silver tongue. Has anyone ever told you that you came off like a flirted before?
And I guess you only come of sleazy if you intentionally do it all the time.
If it's really that bad maybe you should just warn people before hand that your an accidental flirted, least people will know not to take it seriously.
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>>24075147
>smell like pizza?
I don't know...but it'll be fun finding out.
>Selfie
>Click to expand
>See this
O lordie
>>24075197
>Are you saying you're ok with crime??
I WANT A LAWYER AND A BEEF ROYAL!
>Serious
The age of man has long past. We are free slaves filled with illusions of grandeur and hope.
Llamas are worst kind of caterpillars.

...How'd I do?
>Cold
I am quite jealous of snow.
I do prefer winter over summer tho.
>Looked at
But what if it was a black person looking at me looking at him looking at a white guy?
>Cuffs
Slow down there, cow boy.
>Never catch me alive
*Flees*
>Thanks
Take it. Take it ALL.
>>24075258
>he's gotten deep on me.
>Any action to pursue ones own joy is ultimately futile.
>Life is beautiful but also meaningless.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecTZHtHPmio
>Toothpaste must be squeezed correctly.

>Lazy
Na, I was just Hello and I didn't want to think.
[Questions]
>Champ
It'd be an honor
>Weekend
I almost forgot why I stopped going to your bbqs...
[Segment Concluded]
>Mean by this
Humans require challenge. People don't NEED to know about the world in order to have an impact on it.
>Tax
Maybe not as bad as 'free' 'merica's
>Get's us
He get's it, lads!
>/soc/ talk
O lordie loo, bless your soul, I pray you safe passage into the land of madness.
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>>24073868
>It's surprisingly didn't seize up, they turned the engine over and everything, no clue if they even checked the oil before. But they ran it then the guy opened the throttle and slammed his foot on the gas and blew the water well in the block.
Oh wow, that can happen. I wonder if it was primed with gas to ignite the first block. Engines are cool in their own way. Not really if you have to fix one like my v6 I can't put together. No luck in finding the match either. Boat engines are nice because you can put just about any engine that has enough power to move the boat and be done for the day. I oversimplified but it's relatively true.
>>24073868
>I still don't know if I'd ever want to own a boat, just seems like they all turn into money pits at a point.
You're right but it's always fun to have one on the side, as long as it doesn't become your money pit. You do have to spend your money some day or else what's the point of making them in the first place.
>>24073868
>Hope you sold that mold infested boat for a good penny.
I think it was fair on both ends. I tried to make the money back with fixes, anything extra was a plus.
>>24073868
>Kek i think sailing at a good pace is still conquering I don't want to cape size today plus I've still never been in open water so no clue if I have sea legs.
There are people who never sailed before and became pros right after just by reading few books on boating. It's amazing. I'd be worried to sail because of the ocean and the open water is honestly rather terrifying. My grandfather was a sailor. I'd do it!
>>24073868
>But helping those fools allowed me to learn the true meaning of boat
Good to hear.
>>24073868
>B.reak
>O.ff
>A.nother
>T.housand
Niece
>>24073996
Nobody here but birds
>staahp

Mistyping captachas fellas
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>>24075258
Aunt was crazy as fuck aswell, doesnt treat her kids very well. But my cousins were lovely, I miss them already :(
>>24075340
I know thats the way you like it bby :'*
I had more where that came from ;)
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>>24075340
His luving was also beautiful but also meaningless, he didn't have the potent enough to bring my species back to their formal glory

If anything it was more like a a more than half empty tooth paste bottle, where you have to roll up alot of the bottle(skin) to even get a bit of that minty paste.

>Hello
Did you mean hella?
I do live in the same place that word and dank came from
>It'd be an honor
Honored in having my size 6 boots lightly shoved up your ass fuck-o
>I stopped going to your bbqs...
must have been my home made sauce. You can't go filling yourself up on only just the suase man. I know its good and makes you feel like you've been used but have some decency

How many humans even require a challenge, almost everyone I know is a lazy kike that can't even clean up their own messes. Or even bother changing their oil or washing their windows
Modern day humans i.e. our generation only need the internet and nothing more, even you can't deny this claim....right?
>'free'
freedom is what freedom do monsieur
>land of madness
Yeah how about you just mail a crossbow and bolt on the marrow so I can put myself out of misery

>>24075399
That boat had a petrol mercury v8, the first thing we tried to do was siphon ing out the 5 year old gasoline and then we found out the block was all nice and rusty, I'm not a marine mechanic so I can't really say how that even happens. But they fucked up
Working on motors isn't for everyone just depends on how you view them and how you wrap your head around them to repair them. I enjoy the mechanical part of it but I'll still get frustrated from them too

Guess you can say the same about an old italian sports car, those can either become your babies or your problem child

Wonder if I'd every be one of those dudes who just pick it up like that. I'm kinda a fast learner but then again like you said your out in the middle of a ocean. Idk how I'll even handle that part yet, but theres only a few things that really terrify me
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>>24075428
Ducking hell don't tell me your generation of kids are the nicest ones in the family. Idk how you put up with that fampie.
Just make sure you and your cousins stay close seems like they need some good cuzin in their lives

Tell you aunt and granny to stop killing your goddamn vibes man its not cool
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>>24075332
I suppose, it's quite difficult watching what you say in regular convos though, more so than in text for example.
People haven't told me that I've come across as if I've been intentionally flirted but more so that I've seemed interested.
Interested in the sense that I'd be into them.
Would it not be possible to come off as sleazy if you do it unintentionally but people perceive it as intentional then?
>Last part
Wouldn't that just come off as extremely narcissistic?
Yeah not to scare you or anything but I can come off as extremely charming at times hehe.
Wink.
>>24075340
>Lawyer
Are you under the influence?!
>Beef
We only got halalbeef, is that alright?
>Llamas
Llamaburger?
We've got you covered at Good Burger.
>Jealous
You don'tve snow?
But how can you then be my Snowwhite?
You can't, that's right. You're done for.
>Black
You just done did it now.
>Catch
Who said anything about alive?
>Take me
Yes.
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All these (you)'s

>>24075428
>came ;)
It's like Christmas all over again!
>>24075504
>Abuse
Plz
>Abuse
I'm just one man
>More abuse
What did I doooo
>Foot fuck because brutality
Oh okay, seems civil.
>Decency
>At Buttered bacon qwanzaa
It's all coming out now
>Require
Every.Single.One.
>Challenges
Are not always physical. As long as there is something that will cause tension the human mind will grow.
>Even me
...Need I remind you of...that time...
>Good luck tho
Good luck tho
>>24075554
>Miranda...my rights!
>Britain native meat
Ew, you're sick. I only eat horse.
>Good burger
*Cough*
>Snow
Not really. We had one snow day in Easter that was about 2mm of snow.
>Snow white
Well I'm already white and cold we just need some "snow" powder...
>Done
Not done
>Police baton
Mercy!
>Alive
Oh bby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA
>Yes
Ew, you sick fuck. It's not fun when they're willing, that's gross.
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>>24075504
>I'm not a marine mechanic
They are all the same. Only difference is the torque. I had gas engine as well. Much much smaller and less powerful.
>petrol mercury v8
Nice observation. You can hit the rust off by sandblasting. Then prime. Rust isn't a big deal. Salt, however, is. Combination of salt and rust can do severe damage to the boat.
>>24075504
>Working on motors isn't for everyone just depends on how you view them and how you wrap your head around them to repair them. I enjoy the mechanical part of it but I'll still get frustrated from them too
Each engine has a detailed diagrams from the manufacturer. Finding them for free is a pain. Enthusiasts do post them. Or you can always fork out $50-$100. I get bored myself. I get pumped for an hour or two then I put aside and go do something else.
>>24075504
>Guess you can say the same about an old italian sports car, those can either become your babies or your problem child
Very nice, old Italian cars are very well made. Driving them is nice too. Sexy as fuck.
>>24075504
>in the middle of a ocean
Makes you think.
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Shitty bastard bump
I have a lot of (You)s to make tomorrow srry folks ;*^{
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Sometimes I feel frustrated by the way people look at me when they see me in my forest clothes - I'm pretty worn out, sweaty and my hands are all in blisters and dirty; my clothes make me look like a bum - when I meet someone on that short stretch of road that happens to be very busy during these summer months. I look everyone in the eye and don't feel a shred of shame for what I do, despite my apperarance and whatever they might assume. Just came back and had the misfortune of coming right in when everyone was passing by. It's a disgusting feeling to feel condemned by just being there. Still, I have to continue. I made twenty one euros the last day. Today it should a bit over thirty when I am done with my last run which begins in... just about fifteen minutes. I barely have time to rest, I work pretty much from the moment I wake up way until it becomes too dark to pick any berries. Not sure what fuels me, but I don't feel too worn out. I think it is will and determination, because I've never been as passionate about work; I feel bad just to slack for a couple of minutes. I've found a great spot with many berries, it's bit over kilometre away, so it's about two back and forth ( the way back is hardest since the bucket is heavy af ), and I should be able to make five runs tomorrow: thirty five'ish euros.

Brief update here. Haven't got time to reply to (You)'s now. Will try and find some tonight.

Have a great time.

Here is a gem by Varg.
>If you imagine a thing happening in your head, you will make it happen - that is, if your willpower is strong enough
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Here is my forest jam. Don't really have anything to play music on in the forest, but I keep remembering some parts mentally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSH0R0Nhks
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>>24077608
I'm like nearly half asleep but I'm glad I came here and checked the thread. I hope you see this (You) before you head out for today.

But the only thing I can really say about your struggle is when you put those dirty ass mountaineer cloth you morphed from an honest living, honest looking citizen into a damnable low down dirty ass nigger. You basically describe how I feel when I go to nice mostly white cities and neighborhoods.

That feel of feeling like your not good enough or not even worthy enough to be in those people's presence is a pretty, I guess humbling experience.
What you need to do is stare back at them with a strong unchanging face, as if you don't even understand what their looking at. I can only do that occasionally to some people. I tried with the police when they stare at me I wouldn't be here typing this.

But seriously pious don't let shitty looks get you down their just looks nothing more nothing less. Faggots are judgmental can't do much about it, just keep making your daily bread and keep on truckin.

Kek and as soon as I typed judgmental the next three subjected words were, pussy, bitch, and prick. My phone knows me so well
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>>24075554
I guess you'll need to do some self work on yourself if its really a problem for you idk how bad it is but if no one is telling you come of flirty what is their to worry about.
So their saying that you always come off as your interested in them, I guess just do the exact opposite of what you usually do. I think I said it before but I have no clue what your
vocab is but you might want to work on it.

And maybe telling people that would be sleazy but you said you didn't want people to think your flirting with them and this is the only thing i can think of i guess.
You have a charming dialect by the way you describe this situation. If you want someone to know something semi serious like your problem. Just joke about it thats what I do with everything.
If you just play it as a joke and get someone to laugh and they know about your warning then it worked.
But idk who do you even talk to to make you think this?

>>24075727
>Abuse
I'm not your dom man I'm just your switch
>Foot fuck because brutality
What kind of porn did you watch yesterday?
>At Buttered bacon qwanzaa
Thats like a contradiction almost, but idk if blacks that celebrate kwanzaa arne't allowed to eat bacon
Goes to show you how much the white man stuffed Christianity down our throats I don't even know the basics of kwanzaa
>Are not always physical
True but your going to learn more from that challenge if it is physical. Especially if you come out of it with bruised and cut hands. Solving shit on the computer is just something you'll eventually forget about.
Scares last a life time unless you use scare cream or something
>...that time...
What time? When the modem crapped out and everyone chimped out?
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>>24075730
Diesels usually produce more torque when their tuned and built properly. Same reason commercial vehicles use them, even tho their mostly turbocharged to make up for the loss in power

The problem with that block was that it was cracked and split, then one of guys that owned the boat desided to break off that peice of exposed metal on the block. So now theirs a fat arse hole and now the water well is exposed.
I told them they could always wield it, if they really really wanted to. But idk if their even going to bother.

Yeah I already tried looking around. But even some of the model number on the engine was gone. I tried searching around a bit. But its not my boat and I wasn't getting paid in anything. Usually looking for engine diagrams
takes hours looking for them so thats on them. I already have enough engine diagrams and manuals on this damn computer idk if I need anymore for something I'll never even operate.

Kek thats a joke right? Their designs were solid cause italians know how to design shit. But mechanically they always have a problem with seals and gaskets and defiantly rust. One of the reason Lanica a very famous auto company went bust in the late 80s
Don't you know the acronym for Fiat?

Pic related for a Italian classic
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Good week to you qt(s).
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>>24077910
Daaaaaaw some random anon called us(me) cute. But whos the qtiest of them all in this thread, you better tell me

And go fill up your gas tank anon your crappy jap four banger will thank you for that

And stop breaking the possible speed limit, tho I live in solcal and we can't drive fast.....legally
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So I got my hard earned thirty eurodollars for today. These are pennies for the work I've done, but there are exactly *enough* pennies for me to get what I want. I will cook some replies up. God, my feet are the only thing that seems to wear down. Most
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Why is it so hot? Someone give me an ice bath

>>24077864
>Recommend me some research videos.
...Everyone's gonna judge me but...here it is.
>Religious
That's what you get for being an american.
>Pain is temporary
I've found that a mental challenge, although takes longer to overcome, will have more of an impact than that of a physical one.
Pushing a boulder<Figuring out how to move it using tools.
>Last a life
Most scars fade, thankfully.
>Time
2soon
>>24078019
Well done, man
>>24077608
Good luck, boy.
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>>24070227
Well, a load is anything from two to three hours. So it's either at least twelve hours, if all goes really well, but it never seems to be that way, or at max eighteen. That is very hard to pull off. Normally I work from somewhere about twelve to fourteen hours. Place whatever rests I take inbetween and it is fifteen-sixteen hours of daily activity. As for the sleep, I will sleep when I am old and tired.

Kek, I'm not afraid of any of those things. It's that you can't see any berries without any sunlight. My last load barely got through as I walked out right when it became too dark to work.

Haha, I don't really worry about waiting on replies. Hours really fly by for me and I feel as if there aren't enough hours in a single day. But at least every single day feels like as if it matters. Life has assumed sort of a meaning, every hour mattering. Before that I could just let hours pass by as I lazily read some books or shitposted here as I was a NEET. But being a NEET was necessary for what I am doing now. Oh God, this came out really long.

You're exactly three centimetres taller than me bruv. Ascend to 2m, or 6'something like 6-7 masterrace though so I might have the bragging rights of knowing a giant of a friend kek.

It was too original for this thread.
>>24070295
Definitely. What do you normally read?
>>24070332
You're not missing out. You're witnessing the ascension of the century. :^)
>>24070526
I can. :^)

Though, seriously, you din't asnwer my question. What's on your mind?
>>24070579
I don't; I just get drunk and make innuendos towards people I very well know I will never meet again. Kills all the anxiety associated with fucking up. :^)

You're pretty handsome though, I think 7 out of 10 times you're bound to get a positive reaction. Practice? Idk.
>>24070953
Thank ye based geoanon.
I should be, I think.
Haven't read your replies, so I will ask you how is life going and yada yada? Pls long reply.
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>>24078042
It better not be like 84F over there or your just a bitch, go do the ice challenge

>>Recommend me some research videos
kek where did this come from
Did you get cream corn all over your tummy from that hot ass meal
>That's what you get for being an american
But who were the ones that taught those americans about christianity before they they traveled a cross the pond? And I also blame my dumb english last name on you guys as well
>mental challenge more challenging than a challenge
Depends on how susceptible you are to your own thoughts
Even if you use tools you'll still have to physically put those tools to work. A ratchet wrench makes breaking bolts out there place easier, but you still have to put your energy into it to make tho work
>Most scars fade
Most of them, but I still have this weird as scare on my upper arm from when I was a nigglet
>2soon
Time time will again, never again will tomorrow end
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>>24071898
I don't feel lonely as I have mosquitos and ticks for company; I saw baby foxes the other day, they are cute as fuck. I'm a forest man, baby. I eat seven buckets of cloudberries every day.
>>24073000
Those are some tasty digits my man. And I can check them as I know that even if I got banned for checking digits it wouldn't matter. :^)

Did you have a singular cause for your depression? It's probably inactivity, I'd guess.

Anything new on that front? That sounds like an ok job, I wouldn't mind doing that.

How pressing it is for you to move out now? If you do work, will you live with your relatives or move out? It's more or less the same goal for me, to move out, and I think I should get around doing that the next year.

Don't end up being a ded nigger as long as this slavnigger is aliev and well.

Pls do stay around kek.
>>24073180
>she did a braid
Yasssssssss
Hope you're having a blast!
Report in pls.
[spoiler]i miss june and long convos, even if the last ones were pretty angsty and moody ;-; take pictures of some classical art for me pls
also moer braids ;-x--DDD i'll take a picture of my stoves if you do that wen i get phoen[/spoiler]
>>24074841
Grannies huh? You probably tried NEET'ing it up with her, but the old woman knew your tricks all too well - in fact, as we Latvians say, she knew you like a spotted dog - and set you a-going.

Be productive. You'll miss out on not being productive now a few years down the line. Read some proletariat riterature, you bourgeois scum: start with Jack London. :^)

You missed out on me being signed on NBA for two years. I'm professional cricket player now. Best get then ice-skates boii, can't wait to meet that famous hockey player Porzingis.
>>24075147
madmens :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>24075727
>Miranda
Introduce me to the lady.
>Rights
What's next, tax for animals?!
>Horse
But horses you ride.
Like you mum
g-g-got im
>No snow
Sounds quite boring without the alterations, I like summer but it gets tedious after a while.
>"Snow"
You got the dollars?
>Not done
Done.
>Mercy
Tell that to TRUMP.
>Oh bby
Is this what they call marriage?
>/Sic/k fuck
Take that back, aswell as me.
>>24077608
Atleast it's a job, as long as you find happiness in the small things I reckon it could be quite nice.
I'd give you my old Ipod if I could.
>>24077864
Uncertainty is the thing to worry about. If noone is telling you about something it's either not a problem or it's too big of a problem to bring up.
What is the exact opposite of what you do then if you don't really know what you're doing that is doing harm in the first place?
I don't know much about general vocab ability but I'm a public speaker for a charity organization and that has helped me in my prowess for that mint linguini.
I appreciate you giving it a go desu, I guess it'd work if it was towards someone that knew me quite well but then again they'd already see the real intentions.
The joke part is really smart tbf, if it's seen as serious to some extent I suppose.
A coworker of mine tried to make a move asking if I felt the same way cause I had been giving her "hints". Not necessarily something I picked up on and the issue presented itself.
Sounds dorky as hell explaining it but it is what it is.
>>24078019
What are you making for dinner today?
Something real nice?
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>>24078050
>Replies straight after I post.
Somebodies eager...

>Mind
I lack money. There is no jobs going that I can apply for. Driving is a very expensive en-devour.
It'd be illegal for me to make money out side of a regulated employment. People are blinded by the app and ignore the world around them. They are obvious to the coup, Hilary's exposure , and the facts surrounding the BLM movement.
The country is being purged into a new year of men vs woman where men can now be actively prosecuted for "harassment" of woman. 2016 is already going tits up.
I'm pretty good, anon.
What about you?
>>24078080
>84F
It's actually 88F! I'm British, we're not used to the heat. Bring on the rain already.
>Gay
...Have I turned you gay, already?
>England was a shit storm.
But who underwent secularization first?
>Last name
Is it me hammerd?
>Ye but you gotta think
Tho
Challenges are in both camps, just overcome some of them.
>I Hugged harame when I was baba
Should of gone to spec savers.
>>24078113
>lady.
Ew, WTF. You want to talk to girls!? Are you gay?
>Muh animal rights
Get the fuck out
>Ride
Ye...yeah...but...I fucked your dad.
>Dollas
I got an itchy finger and an Adler D43
>Finished
Incomplete
>Trump
I have a lot of questions for trump. They are good questions too. My friend, he say's they're good questions and I believe my friend because he knows when's a question's good.
>Take me back!
But you's a gold digga
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>>24078050
Shit two to three hours? Are you filling up a 3 liter bucket or something that sounds tedious as fuck but maybe a little therapeutic in a sense like painting . And shit when does anything ever go the way it should, maybe if you were rich or something like that and you don't have to worry about shit.
I'd just say after reading that is don't push yourself trying to get to eighteen loads, idk if anyone else can pull that off other than some veterans or something. What time do you start picking berries anyway if its in the early morning than that makes since why you don't sleep

You will be when a wolf smells you and your sweat lol. Maybe you'll need to bring a flashlight next time or a headlamp wish I could send you my mechanic led flashlight. This damn thing cost me $150 and it reaches about 50ft

Yeah welcome to the work pace you'll slowly start realizing how time is really irreverent. And that the darkness is your fucking enemy when it comes to making money. But your not really working for a company so you probably have a better since of diganity and self worth even tho thats like the
same shit but you get my mother ducking point.
Hopefully and I'm not very hopeful about thing, this boss I'm suppose to meet will show next week so I can get off my ass and start working, its been to long. But I do want to keep posting in this cesspool so I'll have to work shit out.

Ayyyy then will have no problem high fiving and looking down upon the growing number of manlets in our lands

Kek acenstion he says but you have no pics to prove it. How close are you to saving up for that new laptop and or phone now?
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>>24077653
It's always worth checking out the thread before going to sleep.

I wish I could take a photo of my "dirty ass mountaineer cloth" ( kek ), but it is like this: beat up old Nike sneakers, grey and white color scheme, the sole is almost all purple from blueberry stains, but it was originally white, these tracksuit pants with literal holes in them ( I don't want any other, they are the comfiest ), some dirty, purple stained shirt and my hoodie. Berrypicker core kek.

I usually just look at them as they pass by. Like, right in their faces. I can tell they want to look at me either out of curiousity or contempt, or whatever emotion, but they clearly know that they can't just stare at me.

I'm not letting it get under my skin too much, it just sometimes feels annoying and somewhat insulting. Some older women gave me the most intense stare as if she was looking at an alien. I was tempted to blurt out some sardonic remark, but I just gave her the casual "Labdien!" in the most usual, unremarkable tone, as if it was nothing out of special.

My tablet had whole sentences from Death Grips songs stacked up like that from all the shitposting kek.
>>24077910
>140
pls delet this picture

Hey, hi, salut, privjet, shalom, sveiki, etc. How's it going?
>>24078042
It's hot as hell in forest sometimes mang. I hate good genetics though and I barely sweat. You jelly brah? :^)

Thanks my mang.

Also delet that lwed picture. ;(
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>>24078095
Fuck man I never check my god damn dumbs. but that shit only happened cause I'm OP and threw some tri-force in the title post. Just keep rolling till you get some and wake mod from his pizza endued slumber

I really don't know anymore, maybe it was cause I was cooped up in this house over the holidays. It was most likely from that and maybe the lack of (you)s here and irl. Who knows I just hope it doesn't happen again
Was suppose to go yesterday and apply but that boss man dude wasn't there, so now I have to wait another week for him. The way my brother describes it, it sounds boring af but he made money than me working 3 days then when I worked 5 days straight

I've been living with relatives all my life and I know a few people who are my age or a little older that have been living on their own for a while. So I'd say its getting pressing even more. Plus I've noticed even small things my family does pisses me off. So I think its time for me to leave

I seriously can't make any kind of promise for that one. I could be ded right now and you wouldn't even notice
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>>24078140
>Also delet that lwed picture. ;(

"Post is too old to delete"
Just FML.

Pretty jelly but on the upside I paint myself grey and pretend to be a water fountain. Bet you can't do that, now can you?
>Forest
That must feel pretty nice tho.
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>>24078113
Well don't say that if its happening at work then somebody somewhere will be talking about it.
I think the exact opposite is commiting a crime you have no remorse over doing. But I had to reread that sentence about fours times so i might have got that wrong.
Maybe you can try switching off the public speaking you and just try your off duty voice if you can. I'm a black man with a very white washed dialect but sometimes that part of me goes away depending on what I'm doing.
But I'm seriously starting to think I'm giving you the most shittiest of advice tbqh, but i hope some part of my post helps you out in some little way.

Maybe if you can catch yourself throwing a flirts or what ever it is, you can just say, "oh but thats not a compliment lololol" and play it off some how like that
Like I said maybe you really just need to warn people about your hints. Cause that shit can get problematic especially in the work place. If its that bad just have talk with your coworker and tell her the truth
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>>24078123
Welcome to the show man, do not go outside then unless you got a wife beater and want a cool tan
>...Have I turned you gay, already?
My gay jokes started in in 7th grade and they will never stop fampie
>secularization first
Kinda when the founding father ran this place with all their secret society shit. But after some point maybe after WW1 this whole place became the land of god and yata yata
Idk why we even say our government is religion free, every president has be some kind of christian other than JFK
>Is it me hammerd?
If you mean when your drunk and ask, "(Ware) are my pants?" then yeah.
>Challenges are in both camps, just overcome some of them.
But what if it something with melting cheese on my nachos and it all gets burnt. How do I over come that without throwing the whole plate away?
>spec savers
Wat?
Damn you brits and your idioms
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>>24078113
I don't mind working at all. Besides it is seasonal, lasting until August. Afterwards it me is me pursuing school with the same effort I chase my eurodollars now.
I'm pretty happy with myself as of now. I work a lot and I don't feel very tired, neither do I take days off. I know I can work more than most people as I am very hard to wear down. In an all, it is great to work when you have some higher goal in mind. It was pain working when I was directionless, apathetic and mostly fucked up on drugs and alcohol, but now it feels so different. And I have no boss. The guy who buys the berries off me has helped me a lot with buckets ( I was lacking those at the beginning ) and drives to my house after them every day. So I'm well positioned for what I am doing as of now. Feels good.
I'd really appreciate that, but I have a feeling I might find a large collection of Swedish death metal on one of those kek.

Nothing much, I ate three bananas. I had an omelette for a breakfast, some potatoes I cooked with eggs for dinner and some sandwiches in between. I don't eat much whilst working. I'm already rather thin; I think I will be even lankier by the end of this. It's uncomfortable to work with your belly full.

I'll try making pizza this weekend. My relatives are coming over, it's sort of a family meetup, so I want to make something nice. It's the closest thing to days off that I have now.

What about you?

>>24078123
I'm smart with my time bby.

I live in a small town, so it is same for me.
It's not illegal to do some part-time work like mowing lawn or something like that?
I'm really ignorant of all that political mumbo-jumbo tbqh. It looks like you're going down the gulag road sooner or later, so better become a partisan while you can. Seriously though, that sounds fucked. I hate politics in general, especially what I consider resentment politics, e.g., egalitarianism.

Lots of things, but mostly my short-term goals and long term ones.
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>all these (You)'s
>>24078125
Ten litre ones. Actually you can get something like eleven or twelve if you get it real full. I shake the bucket when it is completely full, so the berries stack up better and add a litre or two on top of that. You can get something like seven and a half kilos for that, which translated to seven and a half euros.
I'd say it feels like sprinting in Sahara or jogging through Amazon by the looks of weather conditions kek.
My uncle pulled forty euros the other day, but he had someone with car take him to some really unknwon berry spots taht always make mad cash grabs. Wish I knew some, but I've found out some rather secluded spots myself. No one likes swampy ground, but I capitalise on that by going right in there.
Speaking of swamp...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWHB40N4pE
YEEEEAAH

There are no wolves here, I think. Too close to town. Deep, big forests down the southern curonia has a population of wolves. Fuck wolves though, only thing that scares me is wild boar. They can fuck you up easily. I also saw a huge dump of moose shit today kek.
It would be bit spooky to be in forest during the night. It's a strange place then. Sp00ks. I've heard all sorts of fucked up noises, but I know them for bird calls and critters. It's full moon today, so the visibility should be ok for a walk.

Darkness fucks me up majorly. Good thing sun is up by the five in the morning and wills tay that way until September. Aye, I hate having someone tell me what to do.

I thought the number of manlets was decreasing as they can't seem to find mating partners... unless short women have conspired with them to mate with them to produce a race of dwarves.
HEIGHT WARS WHEN?

Laptop is coming around the next week, phone is start of the August.
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>>24078147
CHECK EM :^)

You should get a steady (You) count soon enough.
Summer will pass and autumn will come. Seasons often change for better.

Week doesn't sound much. For how long did your brother worked there? Well, it sounds like a great place if you can make that much. Just find something to busy yourself with. Collecting berries is actually boring too, but I am too deep in my work to notice that.

Aye, it is the same for me. I love being alone, but it can be hard with family. I'd love me some small flat. One day, one day...

>implying I can't sense people dying
I am a wizard, Harry.
( the line was different )

>>24078161
J U S T
U
S
T

I did that yesterday as I was attacked by a pack of gipsy forest raiders when I told them that
>REEEEEEE
>GIPSIES OUT OF MY FOREST
>NO SNOW SHOWEL MELLEŅU KOMBAĪNS DEVICES ALLOWED
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometimes, yeah. It is typically too hot or too wet from all the rain though.
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>>24078123
>Gay
Ew, WTF. You want to talk to gays? Are you a girl?
>Gtfo
You're nothing more than a memer and never will be.
>Fukd
You god damn necrophiliac, I salute you.
Shit takes balls.
>Itchy
The tests are back, you've got crabs.
>Incomplete
L-like your life goals.
>Questions
Who's this friend of yours?
Let me call my friend who's an expert on friends and we'll hear what he's got to say.
20 bucks, that's the best I can do.
>Digga
This shows a good understanding of economics, we have the resources to start a family.
>>24078177
People talk a lot although not always about things that matter. I do believe you're correct though, girl at hand shares every little bit of her life with her numerous acquaintances.
>What is the exact opposite of what you do then, if you don't really know what you're doing
Basically how do you know how to change things if you don't know what to change that is birthing the problem.
I don't talk like a speaker with normal people, I just threw it in there to give a bit of a perspective regarding the discussion on my vocabulary.
I've got a similar black friend, easily stereotyped which saddens me on occasion.
Honestly, just talking is helping out a ton which is why /soc/ is such a nice place to begin with.
I don't think it has to do with attempts at complimenting people but more so a way of acting as my general way of speaking is pretty casual and well adjusted.
I asked how people flirt to basically call out similarities between the two and try and avert such qualities.
I have told her the truth, I don't tend to delay info and usually just speak whatever is on my mind which is why she notified me of the so called hints.
>>24078197
I always enjoy hearing about personal conquests and changing in ones way of life. I envy your way of thinking but be careful of your health, especially since you decide to work every day as stress very often creeps up on you.
You'd find heavy metal aswell as Kent songs, the perfect combo.
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>>24078140
>Hey, hi, salut, privjet, shalom, sveiki, etc. How's it going?
Yo wadup haha!
Nay going 169 off road. I'm buying a new engine to out into my offroader soon. My dads drove 200 back in Germany. Made it across in few hours, anything less is a ticket.

>>24077960
>gas
Wish I did t lock my bosses car keys inside haha. I'm empty all the time ;...;
>Toyota
Ummm it's Lexus.
>cute
Ty.
>>24077960
>stop breaking
79 ain't getting pulled over.

Ay ttyl. Busy.
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>tfw no one shares your interests or only shallowly.

I like plants and gardening, it's not even that complicated or strange.
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>>24078197
>>24078285
cont.
Of course I'd throw in some soothing classical tunes for your slav ears though, don't you worry.
I remember you talking about omelettes, I've never been that big on eggs except for the occasional fried one. I'm pretty thin aswell, not something I prefer but I don't really have the energy atm to eat like I should which does take its toll.
What are you putting on the pizza? Do you have any special ingredients you enjoy?
It's always nice with family, I don't have many left but I can imagine it'll feel quite festive as not only you get to relax with good company but it'll also work as a switch from the labour intensive common duties.

I haven't eaten today. I'm a pretty avid coffee consumer and since I've spent such a big part of my life with WWF which does get quite stressful at times I've adapted to keeping on churning with solely coffee in me.
I'll buy some fruit tomorrow though, I enjoy making food when I've got someone to share it with.
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>>24078304
Tell me anon
about your botanical achievements.

I had a dad that used to really enjoy gardening, I didn't find any interest in it personally and see it as quite tedious but getting older now it looks soothing enough.
Do you've a garden to plant in?
What do you grow?
It's very easy getting into these threads without any common denominator. All you need is a will to chat about more than you came in expecting to chat about.
Welcome.
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>>24078325
does this explain enough.
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>>24078192
>cool tan
I don't want to lose my powers
>WW1
There's man as violent as an all loving god.
>Name
Fairly common name, maybe you're related to someone here.
>Plate away
Simple
>Put metal fork under burnt cheese
>Place in microwave
>Turn on microwave for two minutes, the fork will speed up the denaturing of the cheese and the burnt layer can just be peeled off..
>Eat your nachos
>Win at life
>R00d
L00d
>>24078197
>mowing lawn or something like that?
I can't sell drinks. No one really pays anyone to mow lawns and cleaning someone's car is just suspicious.
Can't babysit either because kids are annoying as fuck.
>gulag
I'm very hot. Please explain
>fucked
Yuh.
>Short term
How are they coming along?
>>24078243
>gipsy forest raiders
Did you use VATS, like a skilless child?
>Rain
On the positive it sounds like it'd be a good place to go bushcrafting.
>>24078285
>Are you a girl?
...I might be! You don't know who I am, I could be a blonde california grill with...with...the boobs.
>memer
You've tripped me...UP.
>You've caught some new friends
Finally! I'll name them all Larry.
>Goals
Pft. I'm too young. I'll do those when I'm 80.
>Questions
He's a good friend of mine. We've known each for a long time I trust his judgement. Now, when I tell you I've got good questions and he agrees that's when you know I've got a lot of good questions.
I can't accept that! $20 is a lie and you're deceiving these kind people. Show your statements, we'd like to know about your emails! We all know you've got $21, now show us!
>>24078304
I kinda like gardening...I've got some chillis growing now.
>>24078291
>Ay ttyl. Busy.
Yes...yes...go watch your cooking shows.
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>>24078356
Not a man*

Plz...just give us an edit button
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>>24078235
God dammit man I feel you on those (You)s wonder how long these will take

Damn thats like a 4 gallon bucket right there and shaking that shit up is good practice. But seven euros for a like 2 hours of work now seems demanding
Lol how mudding and damp is it in that forest rn? But you won't get any exotic infections like you would in the amazon
What tha fuck why isn't your uncle taking you to that gold mine? Why isn't he being a fucking bro and he's fucking cheating with that car. Maybe you need to get his ass drunk to tell you his secrets

Kek took me fucking 5 minutes to understand how this was shirk related and where that melody was coming from. Lol I laughed pretty damn good

Ohhh shit do you have boars over there? I'd be surprised if you did and all the berries are still intacked. Those mother fuckers like to rip up destroy everything. And shit aren't you suppose to stay away from male moose cause their unpredictable or something like that?
If its a fullmoon don't stay out after 2am man, you should already know why.

Least your not proud enough to admit that. I know someone on /x/ would debate on how darkness is nothing more than a fear, which it is. But still I'm human and rely on my eyes, but I do see with my ears in some places cause my hearing is decent

It will start decreasing when we go hit up some brothels with out tall ass selves. Maybe I can get a bunch of spaniards preggers and get their basketball league back to its formal glory. Idk if that will ever happen women will always be picky about dumb things like height ;)

Gooooooooooood goood keep picking those fucking berries and order that spenive ass 1st class shipping

In coming (you) to you after this I'll try t keep shortish
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>>24078285
It took me awhile to get here. In this mindset, that is. At first I came here just to shitpost and waste away my time, but as I gradually opened up and let people know as to how directionless I am and how much I am lacking in life, I made up my mind to change things. I guess this place has its advantages after all and it isn't all time consuming, mindless funposting 24/7.
I'm actually very careful, but I do my stretches and light exercise to keep myself flexible and what not. It's not really that stressful, forests are really calm. You should know, panda man.
kek, I guess. I'm pretty varied in terms of musical taste. What else do you listen to? Any genre? As of lately I've been very much so into post-punk, shoegaze and French coldwave. Sounds fancy, but really, it is good music. Can give some recs if you're curious.
>>24078291
Are you insane? I imagine you're fucking your car up going so fast on a shitty road. Absolute madman, as they say.
Autobahn best road.
>>24078304
I like flowers. My mum grows whole lot of them.
>>24078314
Nothing soothing, I'm all Sturm und Drang. Fire, pure fire my man.
I like eggs, besides they're easy and fast to cook. Jesus of food for men; always saves you when complex foods have abandoned you.
I'm actually pretty pleb af when it coems down to pizza. I usually like at least two cheeses though. It has to be squishy. You know, I typically put on whatever I find around the house. I hate tomatoes on pizza.
Yes, I'm sort of looking at that from that POV. I'll meet my cousin living abroad; it's been almost a year since I've met him. The devil likes drinking, so I will have the keep my piety up with him.

I like coffee as well. I used to drink eight cups per day until I realised I will fuck myself up if I keep on going. What it is like working for WWF anyways?
Don't just go Nietzsche on fruit. The man used to eat around three kilograms of fruit when he was living in Switzerland. No wonder he went insane.
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>>24078379
not all plants have flowers m8.
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NIGHT LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
>>24078356
If you can't sell them, you should at the very least consume as many as you can before becoming completely broke.
>annoying af
Aye, I agree. I know that I was an annoying brat myself. Had the worst temper .

There are no explanation when you have commited acts of crime against the big papa*.

* - also known as the state.

>yuh
Niggar.

Very well so far. First week was worse than this one, but I got my own pace and working schedule down.

No, I closed my eyes and sang "Thank the God almighty I was not born a Gipsy or a Jew!" whilst thinking about the Third Crusade.

>bushcrafting
What's that?
>>24078368
Yes, it is very demanding. Slave-tier labour, but eh, that's the best option I have. I don't want to apply anywhere.
Now it is dry as a pure maiden, but it is really damp when it rains. It's swampy ground, so it does a bad job at draining away the water.
Lyme is my only scare so far. I've gotten lots of ticks, but eh, I'm a madman.
He lives halfway across the country, that's why. :-DDD

Death Grips is serious music though. :^))

Yes, lots of them. I like their meat. Most dangerous ones are females with their cubs. You're supposed to stay away from everything that moves in forest m9.
Y?

I think there is a well established evolutionary reason for not liking dark; predators often hunt in dark. Besides humans can't see in dark at all. Hearing is all that you have then. I actually like that feeling when my hearing is over-sensitive. Feels like you could hear a needle drop on the floor.

I don't think those Spanish ladies like Slav niggers and niggers in general, but it would be beta to not try. (^:

I'm currrently looking at 250 Euro range for my lappy, phone is 200. I might raise the bar to 300 for my laptop if I feel like I can pull that off.

Nah, write them long.
>>24078408
anyways, yes, you are very right. Linnaeus must be your favourite person of all times.
more flowers though pls
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>>24078243
I'm checking and I no see anything

Steady more like an overload man, I'm going to be typing for a hour or so I guess
They do as long as they don't bring another heat wave over here, then I'm just going to blame the ice caps or what ever we're blaming now

A week is what everyone normally works, then maybe two days off if your lucky. I think he's getting around 4 or 5 years now. He's getting close to becoming a manger too. But it does sound very boring but my last job was stressful and physical tiring. A change should be good.
I can't even imagine whats going thru your head as you pick all those berries

Fuck I wish I lived in a state where a dude in his 20s could just afford a apartment for himself. But its expensive to live in this place so idk if that will ever happen, least the living alone part. But being with yourself and a empty house will make me go crazy tbqh

Your a wizard, Harry. i had to correct it idk why

Kek why are gypsies even allowed in your forest. All their going to do is eat berries and crap where they eat

>>24078356
What powers?
The power to blind people with your pale body reflecting light into their eyes
>There's man as violent as an all loving god.
Maybe its 50/50 theres gods who'd kill, fuck, marry, create and do it all again
>Fairly common name
Yeah I bet but I've never met anyone else that has my name. But for whatever reason that name here has alot of blacks in it. Go ask someone for me and look at their face and see if you can see me

Kek that is how you get that fresh spacy taste in your cheese, like i'm bitting into a irradiated space cloud
But what do I do with the fork, mater chief?

You don't want to see me l00ds man trust me

>>24078291
How did you do that again anon. If I still worked at that auto sho they would have fired my ass after the third time lol
>Ummm it's Lexus
Lexus is a sister company of toyota, look that shit up cause no one, NO ONE ever believes me when I tell them
>Ty
You didn't say whos the qt'est
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>>24078433
no, ferns are nice too.
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>>24078344
If you feel like it does.
>>24078356
>Blonde
With the boobs? Not just any boobs but the boobs?
I'm sold.
>UP
I haven't come around to watching that movie. Give me a quick review, one of them you're famous for.
>Larry
What a silly name, you think this is some kind of joke?
>Yung
The time is now, you don't know if you'll survive till 80. What if you may never fish for scallops?
>Friend of friends
I don't think you're being all honest with me here. Maybe he just agrees cause he doesn't want to let you down? Maybe he's not a very good friend after all?
>tventiwan
Slow down here, how dare you? I've been busting my ass off on the fields all day in this hot HOT weather and you dare call me a liar?
I didn't become mayor for nothing, I'll tell you that much lad.
>>24078379
I think the two kind of merge, you can keep on with the mindless funposting whilst still learning from it as long as there are people with different povs on here.
Personally this has helped me quite a bit, a lot of people here with gold stars in my book.
I'm not talking about the physical act at hand but more so the unforeseen stress that might get overwhelming if one doesn't care for himself during mentally taxing times. The forest might seem soothing but any demand put on yourself can take its toll eventually. I'm going to trust you and hope you know what you're doing either way.
I don't listen to much else atm, I'm rather boring when it comes to music to be fair.
I'm always willing to listen to your music, pious.

They're very easy and filling, I'll give you that but I tasted a halfcooked egg when I was younger and all I could taste was the raw part of it. Never been able to succumb to runny yolks for example, can't take it.
If you like squishy you should try mozzarella, best cheese there is on pizza imo.
What do you tend to have around the house then? Do you like mushrooms?
I've got a cousin aswell, always nice meeting those people. Love her to bits, sweetest girl imaginable.
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>>24078285
Work place banter is some of the worst banter
If you want to change your ways like you said, your going to have to try study yourself till you figure out whats causing this. Cause I don't know anymore its hard to do this over the internet
Im glad that my shitty posts helped you out a bit. But /soc/ sometimes has decent people to talk to excluding this thread since its a discussion thread and theres chill ppl here. Usually its just crazy people talking about their kinks and dicks
Then its how you act towards people I guess still I'm only a dude off the internet. But if your smiling all the time and come off as a warm person than thats probably the problem. And idk if you want to change that.
Hell man idk what your doing but ppl hate it when I speak honestly when its directed towards them. And I've never ever had anyone come on to me. I'm just starting to figure your just a sexy ass mother fucker. Which once again idk if you want to change that.

Shit man you might as well post a current pic of yourself and see what the other anons think
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>>24078379
>>24078588
cont.
Best piece of advice I could ever give anyone would be to look after your family. I got dealt a bad hand and took after them but nothing can heal you better than a tight family connection.
I'm pretty excited to have my own kids, to put an example of what a family should look like. Still a bit demotivated however.

I drink about 1.5-2 litres a day, it's definitely not a good thing but atm that's my only real feasible option.
Working for WWF is very up and down, some days are very rewarding and some days are rather tedious.
I've been with them for 5 years now and of course after 5 years anything about the matter can bother you but I think as I'm in a position of control I can sort of throttle the flow of the stress that I bring upon myself, if that makes sense.
I was once on the subway sitting infront of an old lady with my WWF badge showing and she told me that my work is noble and that she appreciated me, roughly translated.
That's probably the best memory I've got, spontaneous enough to be all out sincere and that day I was happy.
Very happy.
I just figured I'd get some fruit because I've had a couple experiences with low blood sugar here and there, not the most fun times I've had.

You're welcome for the essay.
Good night, friend.
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>>24078433
Alright fampie sleep well even tho it was probably 3am when you posted this

But shit pious it doesn't hurt to look, you could make maybe 2x of what your making if you find another job
>dry as a pure maiden
Kek haven't heard that one, sounds like someone I'd never want to put my dick in tbqh
And shit pious I hope you wear boots when you go out there, sounds dirty as fuck
ohhhhhh thats probably the worst one since that shit comes home with you. Theres got to be a spray or home remedy to keep them off you. Maybe if your blood was filled with vodka it would keep them away
Thats like a 20 mile drive right, tell his ass you fill up the tank when your done using his car. And by fill I mean with sugar lol

And so was smashmouth in the early 2000s, glad their dead now

I'll never get to eat moose meat while i'm stuck in this big dumb dry state. But I guess moose rules are same as beaar rules. Stay tha fuck a way from their cubs or whatever you call baby moose

Yes they do, where do you think their basket ball team came form. After those summer olympics happened and all those basketball players left. They some how got a bunch of star black native born players. but I kid thats just an old joke
But shit if those spanish girls will fuck those drunk brits on their vacation. Then why not some weird latvian and american friends

Hopefully 280 will be enough but you never know. Your still going for that i5 laptop sill right? Keep on trucking
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>>24078588
im no good at explaining details.
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>>24078606
I suppose so. I don't really get phased by other peoples drama though and so I should be fine. I'll deal with everything as it comes.
This is a good idea, I'll ask the girl what it was that made her think of it this way.
It's nice talking to people outside of this thread for sure but they're needles in a haystack, most of the time people withhold their true intentions until the very end.
I don't necessarily smile all the time and I wouldn't call myself a warm person either. I'm more so everything inbetween the extremes where I don't really care if people care about me or not but accepts social interaction if people care enough to get hold of me.
I suppose it has to do more with what I say instead of how I say it then since people don't take offence. You can speak your mind without coming off as crude, criticism can get well acknowledged as long as you speak to them in a constructive manner.
Or I'm a piece of shit, I don't know.

I'm known as Swedanon here, I'm fairly sure the majority has seen my meme face already.
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>>24078720
You won't till it gets you unintentionally in trouble or something like that.
Hope that works out and dosn't make her think your a weirdo or anything like that.
Yeah it is really a needle in a haystack. I've had many convos with some anons in other threads. Some I still talk to outside of 4chan, but I guess I'd say those shitty convos outweigh the good ones most of the time. Alot of ppl I miss talking to as well
I guess I'm on the same boat as you tho, I'm black and not really required to smile all the time. But there is a certain point where you do have to care about your outward appearance at least work wise. But where I live it the cloths most ppl will look at before judging you which is unfair.
Could just be a simple phrase of words you use toward ppl or something a lot more complicated. Its not that I come off rude all the time, guess its just the fact that I'll call ppl out on their shit when they keep messing up with something.
But i know thats the part that people don't like and sometimes my rudeness plays in to it as well

ohhhhh your swedanaon, i think i became a regular here after you went on hiatus from posting here. No things are coming clearier. Even seems like all the femaons from this thread have the same effect with your charm as well.
Idk what it is but i wish I had your power man, don't think of it as a curse or anything. More of a responsibility you have to keep in check
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>>24078433
>completely broke.
Who needs a house when you have a can fort.
>Worst temper
C.U.N.T
>Papi
Papa?
>Big brother
He's worse than Santa.
>Racist slang that hurts my big lips
Dayum cracker
>What's that
Pretty much using nature to craft shit, like huts, clothes, fishing line, molding nature to your whim. (I'm pretty sure)
>>24078446
>What powers
>Proceeds to state ultimate power
Are you havin a giggle, m8?
>God
It can be argued that god is just the super ego personified and witnessed through the use of hallucinogenics.
>See you in the eyes of blacks
Damn, who's purse did you steal?
>Manchild body
Oooook
>>24078588
>THE
Like I'd have those pleb-tier boobs that don't even shoot lasers.
>Review
Old man takes young boy into his home where he proceeds to take him to a far off mountain, plagued by the thought of his deceased wife he projects the memory of her onto the house and proceeds to form an emotional attachment to the shack often talking to it through out the film.
>Joke
"Man suffers because he takes serious that which god made for fun"
>Fish for scallions
>scallions
...Fish for scallions...
>Friend
I come here, I come here in good faith that we can have a civil discussion. I come here with good intentions and I'm met with this kind of harassment!
No more questions. You, sir, are a Snuffleupagus!
>Lad
Did you just assume my gender! Motherfuckers triggered!!!!
REPOOOORT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPORT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24078920
I don't put much focus on smalltime arguments anymore and hence if someone gets upset at me, leaving me "in trouble", I don't think that'd bother me much.
People can like me, people can dislike me. It's all alright in the end.
Well, it depends on the way I put it. If i blatantly walk up and ask her how she could ever think I'd fancy her I'd be seen as pretentious, something I wouldn't prefer. I think it'd be easier going about it by presenting the issue I'm dealing with at hand and then asking her to resolve the matter with me. Same result in the end.
You seem like a pretty wellspoken guy though, I'm not really into engaging with other people just to do so, I prefer having an external form of instigator.
Yeah I've seen your face around. You look really friendly however, which must work advantageously. I think I always tend to care about my physical appearance, more so as a habit than a chore. Sure thing your personality matters more when it boils down to it but noone can or should read you like an open book at first sight and I think a lot of how people also acknowledge your personality is linked to how you present yourself and what your priorities are, minor or major.
I can see the clothes part however, I for one like school uniforms for example due to the beneficial sides to them. I think that a sense of belonging can really boost an individual regardless of where it comes from.
I think that being straight forward and impacting people with your own vision of how you want to see things run is a really good trait and shows leadership skills. I usually say if you're interested in critical thinking and can find passion in things you're not necessarily too fond of in the beginning of things you're halfway there.
Then again how people perceive your criticism matters aswell, could come off as unintentionally rude of course.
I've seen you around a couple times, you seem to get along with pretty much everyone so far, correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>24078920
>>24079112
cont.
I think I treat everyone equally tbf, I haven't noticed any gender individualities here atleast.
The few girls that post here are of course very nice though, alongside everyone else.
I wouldn't necessarily call getting misunderstood a positive thing though, but I suppose it can be viewed from both ways.
A lot of girls I come across are actually very unpleasant aswell, especially the spoilt ones not having it their way.
I much prefer having male friends to female friends even if this hasn't often been the case when we're talking ratio.
I'll stay responsible though, I agree.
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>>24078356
>Yes...yes...go watch your cooking shows.
:D~~
One has to eat.
>>24078379
>Absolute madman
More or less if an average madman. But close enough to be called one.>>24078379
>Autobahn best road.
Trust you on that one ha.
>>24078433
>NIGHT
Good nighty.
>>24078446
>fired my ass
Oh if only, i would get them unemployment bucks. One can dream of such days. >>24078446
>believes
I do.
>>24078446
>You didn't say whos the qt'est
Sadly I'm not the mirror on the wall. But I know who is... Qt.
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>>24079047
>Pleb-tier
Sounds like a perfect match for YOU.
>Review
Sounds rather R-rated here. Are you sure you watched the movie?
>God made for fun
MILLIONS of people are DYING each day.
What is GOD doing about it?
>Scallions
S c a l l o p s
You're so damn illiterate, you probably can't even browse the deep web.
lol.
>Civil discussion
Go back to 9gag you.. you young adult. You're obviously not fit for the secret club just yet.
>Gender
Did you just call me you?
How do you even know I'm an individual?
What if I identify as an object?
T r i g g-
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>>24079178
>YOU
I bet you don't even wash your hair in coconut oil and champagne. Get back to me when you have a little bit of class, scum.
>R-rated
Is it because I'm white?!
>Millions are making dank memes everyday
Gifts them with ass cancer.
>Doing
Don't blame God because they drink shit-tier chocolate milk. Not my fault they rejected the coco.
>Scallops
Is this hebrew?
>Deep web
It's a scary dark place that isn't deep or web like at all! :'(
Why'd I go there?
>Kys
I'd rather die, tbqhwylad.
>young
:'(
>Adult
\(u.u)¬
>Fit
I know you love my lumps
>Secret
We always knew
>Club
Penguin
>Just
When
>Yet
Now
>Triggered
It's what I do, bby.
>>24079159
>One has to eat.
He believes this meme.
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>>24077885
>Diesels usually produce more torque when their tuned and built properly. Same reason commercial vehicles use them, even tho their mostly turbocharged to make up for the loss in power
Yeah, same reason why I'm trying to stick diesel if I manage to remove the excess weight. I can reinforce and distribute the weight but that's much work for me and I'd rather pick and choose the engine instead. (Trying to build 2 cars out of 1).
>>24077885
>wield it
What I would do and nice stuff.
>>24077885
>Kek thats a joke right?
Ha ya. You caught on.
>>24077885
>Don't you know the acronym for Fiat?
I honestly never thought about it.
>>24077885
>Pic related for a Italian classic
ten/10
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>>24079228
>He believes this meme.
I am forced to believe against my will these days ;D~
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Mmm foods of the Kings.
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>>24079399
nice dubz check mine
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>>24079228
>Cocopagne
I'm sorry, I thought I could be all you wanted me to be but in the end it doesn't even matteeeeeeer.
>White
Milky, white is for cis scum.
>Rectumor
I think jitters are well enough.
>Rivers of coco
I envy the sweet life.
>Hebrew
What are you, trolling me??
You got 1 chance to do right.
>Dark place
I'm saying you can't go there as you're not a cool hacker like me.
>Death
do us part.
>wtf
Stop taking my well thought out sexts out of context, I'm trying to communicate but it's like resolving our relationship with a brick wall!!
>bby
D-don't.
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>>24079402
reroll
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>>24079402
Ah thank fellow channer, it came out if no where but I glad it did!
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>>24079411
Nice dubs *_*
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>>24079426
yes i go back to raiting cocks now , bb my love . also check em
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>>24079445
I'll just eat my food then. I made it fancy and brought it to my bed. Five star service laugh out loud.
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>>24079445
You're off by one. Unacceptable!
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Anyone still up? It's too hot to sleep
Plus on phone so will do shit (you)

>>24079384
Haha, oh you.
>>24079405
>I failed senpei
Is okay, I'll let you touch ONE of my fingers.
>Cis
I'm more a republic kinda knight
>Gives three options
Expects me to pick right one.
Are you silly?
>h@x0r
Ogres are like onions
>It's like going to a glory hole without condoms
You silly woman
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I drew picture.
Can't see if thread is kill

It's meant to show that perfect, clean, faces are often hiding more than imperfect, dirty, faces.

Know what I mean?
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>>24079823
>I drew picture.
Very cool.
>>24079823
>Know what I mean?
I don't but I'll pretend that I do.

Mold °°
Me -0
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>>24079847
>Mold
"Pour some gunpowder in that hole"
"Once you go black you lose part of your house"
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>>24079863
>"Pour some gunpowder in that hole"
>"Once you go black you lose part of your house"
Word.

I ordered some heavy duty mold remover. I spraywd with bleach, it became immune to it fak. So sick of it keks.
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>>24079898
Try sulfuric acid.
Or just spray it with something that absorbs oxygen, I'm pretty sure mold is bacteria so...
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>>24079909
It's megamold by now. Good luck. Not only it resists but it grows in sports you can put your toothbrush in.

I legitimately tried to burn it with my 100w (I forgot the wattage) laser burner.
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>>24079926
>Megamold
Just abandon ship, matey. The molds won.
If you can't stop it with lasers you can't stop it with hydrochloric acid!
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>>24080001
Sad to see when digits are off by a number but you're right. I've given up. Spores are airborne anyhow. All I do is, keep the mold from spreading the best way possible. I try to ventilate as much as I can. Every bit helps.
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>>24080025
Couldn't you use woodlice or something to eat it?
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>>24080045
It'll become a cycle where I bring x to remove y, where I'd have to bring z to remove y. House is worth 0$, land however is O_o
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>>24080045
I really like the drawing and I do have something up my sleeve. Infamous UV. Get them with cancer ;)

That bulb lasted me 20,000 hours at least. 1 out of 2 of the filaments is out. Worked at a half of a capacity, yet lasted twice as long.
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Imade a design for a grappiling hook.
Could it work?

>>24080157
They could work or you could make it watch Ray william johnson for an hour
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>>24071643
ok, I feel dat. dat book tho..are you some kind of historyfag or are you more of a politicsfag? elaborate, if you will
I've been up to a whole lot of wageslaving at a pizza place (pic very related. I still smell like pizza). I'll be moving to a new city soon and I won't have to do this for much longer. things are lame now but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. REJOICE.

>>24071677
nice dubs
kek but I enjoy wasting my time with you feglords, for I myself am a feglord. yee I found a nice place that imma go hit up this thursday. I hope it works out..it's in a really decent neighborhood too, so I'm really hoping this shit works out
goddamn dude, that's kinda annoying that the cheapest place is your hometown. I'm so happy to be permanently gone from mine...it's such a dump and so many people I know who still live there act like they're still in high school..it's really sad and super awkward
how was it in 2014???

>>24072991
things like what? I hope that's not too personal
I was wondering what that foul smell was....you could have at least left a thank-you note
my mom always made me write those

>>24073180
<999999999999999999999999

>>24078050
all good amigo, there haven't been too many replies on my end for the past few threads. Life has been very busy for me. I'm basically wageslaving (aka delivering pizza) as much as I can in order to save up as much money as possible before I move to my new city next month. I'm also still trying save money for my parents' 25th wedding anniversary party that I'm throwing them this september. my whole life is pizza right now, in the same way that your whole life is berries at the moment.
other than wageslaving, life is actually pretty alright. I'm all enrolled for my classes this fall and I found out that my new job will start august 29th. I get to be a teaching assistant for one of the introductory geology courses at my university. am gonna have to find ways to make these little shits APPRECIATE ROCKS AND THE EARTH
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>>24080547
Cherry picker, who needs to be put to sleep ;0

Only was to find out if your design works is by building it, get to it.
>>24080547
>watch Ray william johnson for an hour
Im not much of a yout but I might consider, thank you 4channer.
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>>24080605
Was is way. I'm trying with one finger now. Beer with me, I will sleep. Eventually.
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>>24080609
>trying
Fak. Trying is typing.
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>>24080605
JPG
>Rule 3
No extreme content!
Mooooods
>Will sleep
Git do it
>4channer
It's came to this
>Build
But...I'm no welder nor mechanic.
>Put to sleep
It's honestly way to hot. I don't know how you mericans deal with it.
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>>24080547
Youre missing proof of concept. Model it then bring it to life.
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>>24078379
>>24078243
>>24078235
>>24078197
also I wanna add that I don't think I've ever seen you speak so candidly in these threads. KEEP IT UP I LIKE IT
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>>24080641
>jpg
jpeg actually
>>24080612
>Mooooods
Not this again ;D-
I been good ;D~
>>24080641
>Git do it
Easy for you to say.
>>24080641
>It's came to this
Werenscrewed
>>24080641
>But...I'm no welder nor mechanic.
Become one. Profit. ????
>>24080641
>I don't know how you mericans deal with it.
Just place all your ar-15s in your bed and exchange heat and vice versa. Profit. ????
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im entering some really swampy ground

brief update and a bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg8g2kPu4J8
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>>24078095
I'm pretty mad at you, you know
It's really nice but the people with me are pretty annoying and control freaks
How have you been
I've taken lots of pictures
Make due with one next the Moulin Rouge.
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Well here comes a buttload of late (You)s

I'm sorry yall that I disappeared pretty mad now since it looked like it got pretty busy at one point yesterday. But I ended up hanging out with my friend and a neighbor for several several hours. Then I later found out that my friend that I was suppose to move
in with got kicked out of his sister house after a "heated" argument and now that nigga is living in his truck rn. Which sound crazy but when talked about it he had no problem what so ever, which was some what amazing to me. We're planning now
on applying at the same place and see where we get from there. But god bless that man for sticking it out and not giving a fuck, I pray I have the strength to live out in some gnarly ass conditions.

But there will be a flow of (You)s shortly and enjoy my half buzzed and mostly tired replies

Cheers to the thread and this semi crappy japanese beer and this weird looking webm of me
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>>24079047
Super Britain 3
>Are you havin a giggle, m8?
I might be but I'll never tell
>witnessed through the use of hallucinogenics
Thats what most indigenous native shamans do to reach enlightenment or guidance, they just get really high off berries or something and dance till their exhausted and see shit
>Damn, who's purse did you steal?
I stole the world's man the whole fucking worlds, and man still wants to keep me down for something I did two decades before
>Manchild body
With tight body, tight as a tiger mah friend. Tight as a tiger

>>24079112
>>24079123
At the most part thats what everyone should do when it comes to drama, even I wish that. But most people would rather get wraped up with work place drama other then untangle the situation its unfortunate
Yeah just talk to her for a bit and just bring up your problem but not in a serious matter or anything, just state you have a problem with this whole flirting thing and ask what she thinks about.
Hey thanks for that I guess I am a little bit irl but not as much as I seem. Usually try to keep to myself until someone engages me. Then I guess I am I as wellspoken as I come off on the internet. And at times its a advantage once people see past my race but st that dosn't happen
Its just a bummer that people will judge you on your appearance and not character. But thats just a type of human instinct boiled down to it, if you don't look the same or act the same then no thank you.
Ha that might be the first time i ever heard someone tell me I show signs of leadership. And even scarier that you discribe how my passion is for solving problem and helping people. But theres not to many folks that take critism very well, which is understandable but its still healthy to take it and improve apon your self from it
Well it seems like I get a long with everyone, but I'm sure I pissed maybe one or two ppl of before
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>>24079123
Idk why everyone here is so nice or mostly nice, theres still some arguments thaat happen here and there but its a discussion thread
Yeah I think i under stand that I would rather be understood as the asshole of a group rather than be misunderstood as a nice guy with a mental issue. I'd rather take the truth even tho its unpleasant
That is the sad truth about it, theres alot of girls out there that have issues with having to deal or "put up" with situations that were out of their control. Thats kinda a character builder imo. But i now have friend girls can be dramatic but I've had male friends all my life and
I really need someone of the opposite sex to mingle and banter with. guess it just balances things out in a way.

>>24079159
Those unemployment bucks would have been tasty ass hell for me but they never put me on the payroll despite working for them for three years......b-but thats water under the bridge.
>I do
I hope you swore by this
>Sadly I'm not the mirror on the wall
Yes you fucking are anon, just tell me I'm the prettiest of them all of the males her. And I'll make sure you compensated
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>>24079312
Might as well pick an chose the new engine, then worry about distributing the weight around. Cause who knows how much weight the new one will pack one

They should do it but their cheap black folks so I doubt they will
>Ha ya. You caught on
Ha jajaja you bastard you almost got me

Its:
F.ix
I.t
A.gain
T.ony
Not that great but it is old and pretty funny if you know any italians named tony

You'll never see a lancia delta and all its rally pedigree because they didn't sell them here and the rusted to death
Would assassinate president obama just to drive one of those machines
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>>24080577
That stare tho man, to bad theres no competitive staring contest here. I need to challenge you one of these days
Then please do keep wasting our time its always a hoot to have you you around here. You know your always welcomed here you bastard. And shit son thats good to here, everything better work out with your visit or else thats god's own fault. Especially if it has a good decent neighborhood for good decent folk and
no flag touting white truck riding red necks. Idk how you survive in your current place fampie to spooky. Fuck I bet thats a real gosh feeling being away from there, especially if theres just a bunch of lay about dazed and confusers still over there. i feel like thats how my home town is but I hope I'm wrong even know
I know some people had kids and fucked up.

2014 evo was pretty damn chill we got a decent hotel close by where they were hosting it that year, was at the vegas hotel. First two days we spent in the conference room and in and out watching the tournament, think that was the first year they brought super smash bros so there were a tons more people and oh my god they brought sooooo many ctvs and that smell. The the third day was the finals which you have to pay separately from the other two days. Was only $30 but me and my friend ended up sneaking in cause "we degenerates" We watched the street fighter finals, boom boom bang. The trap dude wins the torny with ps1 controller idk how he/se did it. After that we proceed back to the hotel(el cortez no bully) smoked weed in the bathroom and drank a little not as much as I like to ;( I just wish i went with more (fun) peeps
But my friends told me the finals coast $125 this year since they changed the locations X^{

Dude I'm sorry that came out so long winded just skim threw the whole evo part and make your won opinion about it, might be your thing
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>>24081258
Shit man still i'm jealous that your out there. but what tha fuck why is everyone you have to deal with in your life have to be such babies? Tell em to drop their balls

And shitters can't wait to see your photo dump this thread could use a good old fat arse dump. Keep on enjoying your trip, and tell your travel buddies to shut up or gtfo. And the most part stay safe
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Christ how many posts did I just make?
Thats it for me fampies and famgettes I'm heading off for tonight even tho its fucking 3am. I'll hopefully will be awake for the morning crew tomorrow but no promises

I'm out bitches enjoy the first true prison pose created by the man who signed off on mass incarceration. A truly truly icronic pic and thats why I love it
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How do my fellow cutfags deal with having a mutilated dick? I've been actually depressed lately after reading a lot on what I'm missing out on and what could have been. I've never been really close with my parents but this whole realization really put some major distance between us. Is this shit even that big of a deal to women? Am I overreacting? I'm in a slump.
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>>24081303
Night
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>>24080577
>politicsfag?
I'd just class it as another form of escapism. It's fairly interesting and it's a lengthy book which will take a couple more days to finish.
What's it like working for pizza? Do people actually spit in the base? Good luck n your merry travels tho!
>>24080662
>peg actually
I plead insanity!
>Good
Naughty
>E Z
B R E Z Y
>Screw now or
Thisisanawfulpickleyou'vegotbutI'llworkwithit.mp3
>Become
Smoke weed every day and talk to people?!
R U QUITE MAD?
>Ar
But it's big, black, and scary...I...I don't wanna be a criminal.
>Gyrate against your big,scary, toy to stay warm
Santa's watching...
>>24081112
You're in some kind of hell...I can feel it.
>>24081258
>I've taken lots of pictures
Post album
>>24081270
>sorry yall that I disappeared
Way to hard on urself
>>24081271
>exhausted and see shit
The system holds the real religions down, it all makes sense now!
>Decades
Well...Can I have it?
>Tiger
Tony?
>>24081303
Nighty nigh
>>24081307
Uh...Just go to america.
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>>24082309
Way to hard on urself
No I bring much dishonor to this thread and myself
>real religions
I mean i believe all the shaman shit and worshiping they seem like they figure most of the shit out thousands years ago
But I don't think i can be part of some circle jerk with everyone high out their minds and acting like animals.......the savages .
>Can I have it
Hell nah nigga does this look like some kind of charity or something
>Tiger
Tony?
>Niger
>figger
>figller
>tiggler
>figller
Now did you see what I did right there?

Green text aside, how you be mein kaffir?
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>>24078446
Because those were some of those hidden digits, the kind that only comes up when you add and subtract the post numbers in the right way.

Same thing with me now. Have to write those posts ( these sometimes feel like short letters ) before bed.

Thank God it always gets cooler in the autumn and nothing else ever happens, no heat waves, no nothing.

When he becomes a manager, he should be able to maneuver you in a better position. Or at least help you somewhat. At least your brother is useful, mine is an alcoholic retard that is sitting in the prison. Tbqh, I don't really have much for tender feelings when it comes to my brother. My cousins feel like my brothers more than he ever has.
Typically some daydreaming. Sometimes I think of these threads.

I don't mean buying one, I was thinking about renting one. Well, if you are really smart with your savings and make the right decisions, I don't think it is that unrealistic to be able to buy one, really.

But my name isn't Harry. ( Autism )

Gipsies are legit best berry pickers. For them it is serious business and they make a lot from doing that. No one likes them because they have a tendency to quickly collect whatever berries there are and leaving nothing behind in their wake.
>>24078458
I have to pick blueberries, and those often get in my way. During Midsummer's Eve young couples go and look for the fern flower, which is an euphemism for fucking in bushes. Wew, what trivia!
>>24078588
I was kind of doing that for the last couple of months. I was here everyday and posting practically at all times as I had nothing better to do and I got kind of addicted to it.
Yeah, I can agree with you on that.
Only times I feel mentally overwhelmed is when I am out of focus and nothing I do seems to go right, but I am getting around handling these mental states. It's all about your thinking anyways, even if it is physical job.
1/2
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>>24078588
>>24082588

Here is some post-punk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j91LF61V-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAxMNpZq6ko
Coldwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4bYqCUmH4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRGWbtnmZdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg5tBerJEfM ( I think this one is cold-wave too, not too sure though )
Shoegaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0dJqlvOSq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJ6Hj1ab3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs ( muh favourite )

I actually love my eggs either very well done or somewhat raw. Boiled rawish eggs are the best. I was instilled a mild dislike and distrust to rice when I was younger when I tried some really bad made rice, so even now I feel odd eating rice.

I'll try adding that to my toppings, sounds pretty good tbqh.
Nothing much, just some sausage, paprika, dills, whatever veggies, etc. Yes, I do. I don't know the names for them in English, but some of them are top-tier. You know the yellow tubish ones? I like those. They don't have worms in them as well and are very easy to recognise, so I pick them sometimes.

Same with my cousins. I have a better relationship with them than with my own brother and close family kek.
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>>24082429
>circle jerk with everyone high out their minds and acting like animals
Sounds like a frat house, desu.
>Chairty
Everything becomes free when you stop giving a fuck.
>There
You've reached a higher plain
>Kaffier

Ich bin Gut. Ich haben ein Pferdburger und wasser und ein fleeting Gefühl von Kälte und Freude. Ich bin wunderbar!

Wie geht?
>>24081854
Night
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>>24078623
I've always felt pretty odd about my family. Never had that "close family feel" as I had a pretty shitty childhood and my father was an alcoholic. There was a divorce, I can't recall exactly when, I think I was either 10 or 11, but yeah, it's been pretty bad. My brother is only as much in name only and I don't feel any actual connection to him because he is way too different from me and does retarded things.
I've never really thought about having any.

Doesn't it mess up your teeth?
I can imagine it sometimes feels pretty much like a wasted effort if things aren't going your way. Besides, they don't pay. I think you said you wouldn't want to get paid for doing what you do, but still, that probably makes things feel worse sometimes. Yeah it does make senese, I mean, after being in a certain envoirenment for so long you get good at supressing whatever stress it brings about, or at least get better at it.
That sounds really sweet of her.
Don't you drink your coffee with sugar? That should cover your sugar needs. Or you could always inject it up your veins like heroin and die an early death from sugar overdose.

Thanks m9.
>>24078670
Not that late, but bit too late compared to when I usually go to bed.

It doesn't, but I really want to work only until end of August because I want to focus entirely on school by the time of September. If it goes well, I will look for work.

That's how maidens stay pure m9. :-^)

I wear my old Nike sneakers. If it is really wet, I take my rubber boots.
Maybe, but drinking and working in forest is... next level shit kek. I'm too lazy when drunk anyways. Even though I don't drink, I probably have enough vodka residue in my blood from all the previous drinking. :o)

H-heh, y-yeah, I'm glad.

Actually, when I meet one, I will toss my shoes at it. What could go wrong?

Tell me more about your eugenics program kek.

Yes. There was one for 230 with good specs, but someone brought it. :(
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>>24079047
Who needs houses and forts at all when you can sleep on the ground. Like, what is wrong with people? It's the current year and houses are so oldschool.

>C.U.N.T
Absolutely. Still am, but not as much.

>papa
WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

I don't know no Santa.

Bydlo*.

I can already do that by getting a team of lumberjacks to do my bidding.
>>24079159
That's a neat coin.

Thanks m9.
>>24079401
1/10
>>24080577
That's because your bait isn't good enough.
Oh shit, that sounds really good. I'm glad you got a chance to move out so soon. At least pizza tastes better than blueberries. Tbqh I ate a lot of them today, like I was eating more than I was collecting for about an hour before realising that I am wasting my time.

Ouu, so you're oficially in academia now? Soon enough you will be able to sign off as the professor of something something or doctor of yada yada.

ROCKS
HOW DO THEY WROK?

>>24080647
Always been as Candid as Voltaire was when reading English constitution.
>>24081258
Why? I honestly don't know why. You seem bit mroe distant as of lately though...
Like how? How is drinking going?
Alright, if you are really curious, see some of my updates.
That's a nice picture. You really like that angle, it seems. Makes you look cold and distant.
>>24081270
algoholik
>>24081303
irony
the post
>>24082309
I discovered a new ditch today.
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>>24082588
Did you just add and subtract for this post cause you just got a sweet dubs

I'm glad I did it last night think I had 6 or 7 posts to make ended up keeping me till 4am writing them all out. But the good thing is this tread boosted my typing skillz. You got to type big shit but in a short amount of time or your fucked

Lucky lucky you mah friend, it basically hit 80F again at 8 in the morning, so you know I just luv baking in my bed ;^]

Kek you already know I'm going to do that when he gets in that postilion but who knows when that'll be. He's usefull but not that useful tbqh, all he does when he gets home is play vidyas all day and he rarely does any type of house work. I use to call him useless when I was younger. But yeah I shouldn't be
complaining about mine since your is out of the picture, I hope that dude gets his shit on track when he gets out. And my brother has been drinking quite alot now if he keeps it up he'll not only look like my dad but drink like him too. Even tho my brother is a sissy light weight.
I've watched that dude throw up so many times now but it'll never get old lol

Yeah its Harry Dinclige

And those pickies sound like they need to start paying a tax for hogging all those berries. Sounds like they do more damage then wild boars. Where tha fuck is your gypsy bowie knife at pious?

No I knew what you meant, no one our age should be buying any kind of property even if you have the money. I still can get immature with my money sometimes
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>>24082643
>>24082643
>Sounds like a frat house
Kek thats what the modern tribal summoning is now, but I'm sure those tribals had a little less rape shit going on then alpha maga kia
>becomes free
the dream where everything becomes free ninety nine
>you stop giving a fuck
sounds good till some star citizen pulls a gun out to protect his rights and to see how a hollow point works
>reached a higher plain
Someone should have told me it was spensive at the top


Verdammt ein Pferd? Warum kann ich einer von denen nicht mehr als hier? Ich die Homosexuell ass Pferdeliebhaber in diesem Land verantwortlich machen, gehen Leute weirded aus, wenn Sie über das Essen Pferd reden

Haben Sie nicht gegessen Scheiße mein Freund gefüttert, aber das ist es. Ich habe ein Zitter Gefühl im Magen und meine Fürze haben Firece gerochen

Mein scheißt wird hier shorty Mein Führer sein
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>>24081258
>>24082676
also, btw, do you come back friday or a bit later given that you missed those first days? pls report in
This pic is you kek, I thought you might like it.
>>24082758
No, I just happened to do my daily prayer to the Kek. Being the good meme god that he is, he has rewarded my piety with sweet digits. Praise Kek!

Oh shit, my typing is never as fast as my thinking.
BIG SOLID POSTS
SMALL INSIGNIFICANT TIME

>so hot in the morning
It's the same here now. I'm getting used to the heat though. My face is lot more tan as well. My hair seems to be more blondish than it normally is, but I think the sun should do the opposite and darken it.
>baking in bed
Your mum might interpret that sentence in a very bad way if she were to read these posts.

Your brother sounds like one of those people that we call "pohujists", or someone who doesn't care much about anything and isn't particularly effected by anything.
He won't, he will get back to drinking and get back in prison. I know him too well.
I've noticed that I've become more of a lightweight when compared to my old days. I was never much of a drinking tank, but I had the ability to go on being completely fucked up and drinking for very long before finally passing out.

Harijs Diklingess.

I don't need no knives. Gipsies don't like dogs, did you know? They say the best way to get rid of them is to bring a dog with you. I don't honestly know why, but it must have something to do with gipsies associated with thieves and dogs protectors of homes, thus the antipathy.

Same, but I'm just so ever slightly more mature compared to year ago.
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>>24082650
Yeah don't get too caught up in those berries, your education is far far more important especially the fact you'll be able to find much better work after you finish it all. And fall is always a good time to start schooling

Just tell thos maidens to throw some lube on their dried out peach or someting

Kek those nikes are taking a damn beaten then, wish I could send your ass my old work boots, those would defiantly help out, even tho their not oil resident and have almost killed me. But you'll have fun ;P
Just sweat that shit out and distill it again and you'll have some gnarly 80 proof vodka. But I feel you that wouldn't end up to well being drunk and alone in the middle of a forest. Could get raped or rape a druid out there

Your going to have no shoe afterwards to run away, so enjoy that fat hoove being forced up your ass like a good old bull run

Its more of an ethnic program, but its been shut down since the OJ trial. We couldn't be trusted with nice things like that afterwards

Noooooooooooo wtf man why would someone buy a laptop like that with such a low asking price. Absolute madmen out there. Hope you can find another one like that.
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>>24082809
That's my own thinking m9.

Lube is so 2015 dude.

I'm actually surprised those shoes are still holding up after all those years. Very durable shoes. Probably the most durable sneakers I've ever had. They've been soaked wet numerous times and they should be in tatters, but they're not. I like boots tbqh. I'm always all fun m09.
Now you're giving me business ideas. I become moonshine matchine now.
Druids are real lazy this year because I haven't seen any.

FAT HOOOVES
REEEEEEE
SLIM HOOVES ARE EFFAY

Americans can't really be trusted with anything. God forbid you mess it up.

I probably will. I go through ads almost every other day in hopes of seeing a really good cop, so I might get lucky. You can see a good offer pop up almost daily.
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>>24082762
>alpha maga kia
You don't know it's ultimate form. Mega-Alpha-omega-manikarp-kia
>What does a gun do
Everyone know's it just makes people more holey, pft. What kind of christian doesn't know this?

...You know german?
You understood what my poor german meant.
...I'm getting somehere!
>Pferd
Ja, ein Pferd. Sie haben noch nie in Island eingekauft?
>WARUM
...I...don't know this
>I the fag
You said it, not me.
>Essen pferd
STIEFMUTTERCHEN!
>That
...I only know basic's plz
>Daddy
Bbq
>>24082676
>ground
What are you, mildly rich???
>Do
Terrible...terrible...Awful things...
>I had no childhood
I'm sorry you grew up mexican.
>Lumberjacks
...Can we just film this show already...for research?
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>>24082857
Midly would be an overstatement, but everything is relative. ;)))

I am a terrible person, don't you forget that, anon.

Yeah, I wear my poncho around my house every day.

You could, but that would involve lots of technicalities and certain problems, such as me asking you to buy me some ice-cream every day because I am a poor Jew.
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>>24082798
Fuuuc were going to be circle jerking double posts for a minute today

Is all I have to do is post dank memes and then bitch about how dubs are gay, and I'll get them? My god I think I found a reason to live

>Oh shit, my typing is never as fast as my thinking.
>BIG SOLID POSTS
>SMALL INSIGNIFICANT TIME
Exactly ;)

Is that how you guys adapt to hotter weather? Idk if theres anything my body does to put up with it, maybe I get a little darker but thats it.
Lol whoa I should have choose some more quant words for that one. Mom if your reading this thru the the internet filter you put on to keep me away from no-no sites, I'm not sorry

Thats basically it right there, he only seems to be worried about his shit and his things. Not a very thoughtful person either, I mean I can be mean to people sometimes but I still remember their likes and dislikes and bdays. Dude just needs to grow up tbqh
You are is brother and I know my domb ass brother to well aswell. Maybe he should get someone preggers so he gets his shit together
I want to get back to my old days just so I can "hang" with the normies again but thats a lot of work and a lot of brew

Wait whoa what? That can't be true I need proof of that. They probably just smell of raw meat and horse shit, those dogs probably just think as them as wild animals and their not wrong a bout it

HERE COMES THE SECOND (YOU)
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>>24082873
>but everything is relative. ;)))
There is no better comeback than making you aware of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UUsMnwquo
>Terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ8KSh9bd6w

I don't really know how to respond to that, if I'm being honest...
>Wearing clothes
Pheasant!
>Ice cream
That's a fantastic idea for a scene! Keep this up and you'll be replaced.
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>all these (You)'s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XIrniuy-Y4
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>>24082798
Kek no Sunday
I miss you guyssssdd
Also slightly drunk
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>>24082825
>Lube is so 2015 dude
Christ sakes is that what you guys do over there. Bet winter is the best time to go doggin. Just lube it up with snow and we're good to go

Nikes man, even tho I never buy any they do force those chinese to make some decent shoes. One of my friends got a job at a national forest and all that dumb cracker brought were his limited edition nikes that are still in damn good condition.
Usually being soaked and bunch of times will kill a shoe but maybe nikes of europe knows what there doing. I left a pair of mine out when it snowed in the desert, those fucker were gone after that like a frozen cat
>Druids are real lazy this year because I haven't seen any
Thats because your government isn't supporting them to pay the daily living cost. Look at a mirror and you'll see that you the citizen are the real problem

>Curvy Hooves on my succubus wafiu
SNIFF SNIFF

Hey blame the fucking french for Nam, it was their asses that occupied the vietnamese

Then keep on keeping on with that ad watching, don't get one with a AMD cpu unless you like being cucked
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>>24082857
>Mega-Alpha-omega-manikarp-kia
Have you met their japanese cousin?
Supa-Hypa-Alpha-Mega-kia-mega super champion Xterme. Equiped with beama sabreauoo

Hell no I don't least not all of it, I picked up a little german but not enough.
Google Translate is my friend

Oh ja, es gibt nur Tonnen und Tonnen von isländisch Geschäften hier in der Sonne sonnenverwöhnten commiefornia
>don't know this
You don't want to my friend
You'll never have that feel of heating up your whole room from just plain a bit of the vidyas
>>I the fag
You greened it so you mean it friend
>Essen pferd
Essen Pferd poontang
>I only know basic's plz
Just remember the basics of cqc
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>>24082874
Yeah man. I got the best "jerking" technique. Reverse neckbeard triple grip turbomax nine-eleven is what I call it.

Will to power manifested through acquirement of dubs. It is their rarity value which makes them valuable.

>;)
;))

I don't know, I guess. There are old pictures of my father coming back from the seas in 90's and he was so dark because of all the tan he got from working on a ship. His youth photos show him as a pretty pale guy. White people assume a shade of bronze when under lotsa sun.

If Drawanon's mum is reading this, I'll let her known that her son is going to go to Belarus to install himself as a dictator and a drug baron. Please stop that madman.

Or maybe he is just like that. Man who worries the least is most typically the happiest one.
Nah, it would be the worst. I wouldn't want mine spawning any babies. It would be horrendous.
Why can't you ahng with them now?

I have no proofs, only old hag tales.

WHERE?
>>24082917
my feels are hurt with that last sentence :(((((
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSX13jgRxI4
>>24082927
Please reply to my other post. That first question has been bothering my brain bit too much for whatever reasons. If you want to, that is.
That's nice, at least you're having some fun. Oh well, Sunday is many days ago. Hope you get to have all the fun there is.
I can tell, yeah. ssdssddsdsdsds

i have to sleep soon though ;-;
>>24082938
Snow? Man, you're lots of months too late to ask that and many more too early to ask for that.

I think mine are Indonesian. I like Adidas more, like Stan Smiths and Sambas are pretty goat. Shame I haven't got a pair.
Frozen cats? Mine almost died that way when he got attacked by a fox and was soaked in blood and it was literally frozen to him kek. I saved him and he is still alive now.

Gubermint can't git money4that.

>sniff
Made me think of speed.

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
t. Wahlberg (?)

Nah, it was one with i5 and AMD videocard.
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>>24082676
You were a real ass tbqh
I'm upset as is don't need this right now.
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>>24083027
literally how
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>>24083008
>Reverse neckbeard triple grip turbomax nine-eleven
Is this some kind of keyboard? I need this in my life

Damn son I'm not counting those double-o's as dubs but your close off

Lol thats just your calling then to travel around the world and or seas and get a dank tan and leave your seed in every port you come to. I saw some old pics of my dad in the 90s but he's light skinned and just looks like my brother

Tell her nothing other than the fact I have left my country only to pursuit my life's dream of becoming a drug baron and owning six white tigers and a white woman

Yeah and thats the part that pisses me off, he's twos older than me and never did a responsible thing before that didn't involve himself or something ventfull like that. I wish I could be like that ;(
Your family needs more blue eyed pure breeds, so you and your brother do your mother a favor and start ripping condoms
Cause I can't hold my drink that well, had two pints of beer yesterday and got a very groovy buzz going but I'd usually just walk those off

It was the last post I think but I'm losing track of what I'm saying

No I'm not, its the year of global warming my man, it could snow over there aannnnny minute........noooooooow. Shit I don't think my rune is woking. God damn gypsies

Wow really thats where they manufacture them, no wonder I guess. I haven't had a pair of adidas or nikes in years despit my color. I mostly just were skate shoes cause their comfy and classy looking. But nike and adidas make skate shoes too but their pretty spensive as they always were. I got those based Emericas
God damn man that cat is official a veteran now. I freezing to death from your own blood, thats poetry right there. "The cold icy grip of what was once your life force and warmth, now naws at you till it grips you in a frozen shell of what was once your self"
Or it make a good black metal song, oh wait wait I meant "death doom metal" thanks to this anon>>24068905
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>>24083027
>>24083033
Ahhhhh you two are still mad at each other, come on now you guys are the best of friends don't flame each other till you guys are married
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>>24083076
It has something to do with your palms and stuff. You surely do, trust me, I know my things well.

Should've been 7, I could've been double-o seven then. :(

Fuck, I really wish I could take a picture of him now. He was pretty handsome when he was younger.

Six white tigers? Are you Serbian war criminal or something.

Sometimes I wish I was careless as well, but I do worry about things a bit too much at times. :(
My brother is ugly as a sin. He is your height though.
We should get four bottles of vodka when we meetup and see which one of us is under the table first. No stimulants beforehand allowed. That's a note to myself, btw.

Same, I just like yapping like an old woman sometiems kek.

Trump says global warming is a meme. He will make anime real as well.

Do blacks like Adidas or something? Full on Adidas tracksuit is associated with white trash bydlos here. Get Vans m9. They're pretty cheap. Probably best shoes I've ever had.

I think you described his feelings very well.
How about Latvian folk metal... oh wait, what is Skyforger?
>>24083085
I'm not mad. You should get a poster with my face saying "TRIGGER WARNING". In fact, get that in your ideas backlog.
>marriage
Biggest meme since monotheism.
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;O
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>>24083172
delet this
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i should be sleeping tbqh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
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>>24083124
>palms and stuff
Spoken like a man with a doctrine

Nah you wish, thats my code name and i earned it. Didn't you know the next 007 is going to be a kaffir.
We waz kingz of the box office till the movie came out

Just find that pic and put it in your ever expanding queue. You still owe me that pic of your ford flag

Don't worry about it mah friend, I also have two shipment of mammoth tusks coming in from the motherland. Are you kool enough to not call the cops?

I feel that feel a little to much. I worry about almost ever milk and cranny from my life to others. Even this damn thread makes me worry about some anons, like what happened to mexi-ish on his trip to Ecuador? But i've seemed to become
more laid back since I got older. But still I feel like an old woman sometimes.
I'm going to have to find that pic of my dad then, he was on handsome mofo back then and it was the 90s so lighter the black guy was the wetter the poon got. Don't feel comfortable with your dad's height senpai, plus I'm the shortest of my dad, bother, and me
Kek that sounds like something I want to try, just keep a trash can handy. Vodka isn't my strong suit. But this needs to happen germanaon's rich ass can't be the only one to meet some /ITT/ buddies

Trump says alot of things, but even I didn't believe global warming till 2012 thanks righty mommy. But how do you make anime real? Haven't you seen a goku cosplay'er? You cant walk around in a oragne jumpsuit and think you look cool. Its just an eye sore

Blacks were the ones who started wearing track suits in the 80s, think my mom said she had some and so did my uncle. But yes the blacks love themselves some Adidas maybe not as much as they use to but still. And I have vans before, skated them too. They just always seem cheap for some reason
idk what it is but they just disintegrate after awhile.
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>>24083174
Never O.O!

One feels rn!
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>>24083124
I heard stories that poeple have thawed out their frozen cats by the fire, and they lived but their brains are all fucked up from being dead for so long

>Skyforger
Google it kinda surprised that their all redhead neckbeards but then again not very surprising

I'll need a good as pic of you to do that. But it is doable. If I wasn't busy scanning all my grandma's shit I'd knock it out

But don't lie, you two are perfecto for each other. You guys argue and make up all day time. If not marriage then a long term long distance relationship maybe ;)

>>24083172
This will start a riot

>>24083213
Your absoulty a crazy madman man, pls no more
And enjoy this pic I've been saving it for some time for the right moment. But its hot as balls I have papers all over my desk and shit so fuck it
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>>24083187
Stop listening to bum rap I'm sure thats whats keeping your ass awake. Those sounds inject meth into your system
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>>24083207
My mother is into palm readings, astronomy and that kind of stuff. So I know a bit.

Really? Proofs? Idris Elba?
WE WAz KANGS

Yes, I do. I owe a lot of things to people. Make a list because I can't remember eveyrthing.

I can't call cops, that would mean betraying the code of "honour" that white trash ehre have regarding polis.

Man I really sometimes struggle with empathy. Either I have too much of it or I am really cold and apathetic. Never seem to find middle ground. I think he posted earlier tbqh. He is probably fine, the young bull that he is.
You're pretty light yourself tbqh. I have no clue about black attractivness standarts.
I'm shorter than my brother. He is 6'1 in American, I'm 182,which is like a centimetre short of 6'. I was the shortest kid of all my cousins, but I came to be a bit taller than all of them. Feels good.
Germanon will save all of us tbqh! He will buy me a bottle one day. He should film me wasted, I do insane things then kek,

Your mum doesn't believe it? She's redpilled. Wait until she starts showing you Jewish conspiracy iconographics. Get a red one then, doh.

I think Slavs did it around that time as well, but it was mostly because jeans were Western and expensive, thus unavailable to most of the people.

your feet kucked you

>>24083213
O.o
>kek

What feels?
what did you mean by last emoticon ( that's the name for them, right? )
>>24083233
I don't think I'm putting mine anywhere close any source of fire anytime soon anon.

They make good music though.

Believe me, I will make the worst of all expressions and do it. Add that to list. ;)

I'm not even sure why I argue with anyone here, I guess it is from too much time.
>that picture
w e w
>>24083241
I like meth.; 00
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i've oficially reduced the hours that i must sleep to four for this day

wew
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>>24083268
>What feels?
I need a dacter quick
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>>24083328
called 112 and got you a proper dakteris m9
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Lol saved but i still need a dacter ;)

And feels can't be discussed here ;O
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>>24083334
Lol thanks. Damn one off ffffs.

Got to runluv.
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>>24083339
that looks like a meme
are you human bean
>>24083342
REEEE
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I live another day!

No need to worry.
>;)
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>no (You)
I think I will sleep now though. Not in the mood to, but I really need to wake up because I can't afford to lose any time.

Night!
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>wake uo
Wake up early, that's what I meant.
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>>24083268
Damn I forgot you told me that before. Can she read mine over the internet or thru a pic? I just want to know if I really do have a family curse

I only heard smoke about that, still no clue who their going to get to ruin this already ruined franchise.
But christ Idris Elba is a god I hope he never touches it. Plus apprantly he was too street to take the part just found dis
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/01/entertainment/idris-elba-bond-anthony-horowitz-feat/ Careful tho that site has some dank as scripts on it

Uhhhh your asking the wrong guy, all I remember is the ford thing and maybe taking pics of the berry forest. This thread could use a scholar
Whits call it a code of honor like its some medieval bs. Blacks call it "don't snitch" cause we simple folks and rather just shoot someone

More feels I have experience with. Idk what it is but is about empathy being half full or not full at all. Sometimes I just feel like a robot and I have to look at other reactions to know what to feel or times the feels are too much. I could be autistic tho
I was born pretty light but then I guess my moms genes got in. And now I'm in NEET mode I lost alot of pigment. Usually its the whitest who wins but theres some who only like very dark blacks. Guess I'm on the fence
Bruv least you you had your growth spreg thats all that matters. I feel like I was suppose to be taller but mybe its cause my back who knows. 6'1 is tall enough for me tho or no sports cars
Sounds like you want germanaon inside you tbqq I don't blame you, money is power

Nah man she use to be a FOXnews drone kinda still is. Maybe she thinks ronald reagan will save us. Republicans hail him as a damn god and its ridiculous

Well never know cause old people love to lie about the past

Trim this fuckin post man pls
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>>24083268
Why do you think he saw something in the eternal fire...or wait what was the one from game of thrones. Its literally the same shit in the Witcher series with that religion. Wonder which author stole whos idea

As long as they don't get it tangled up in the guitar strings

Maybe I should start writing this on the marker board in my room, its going to be a big list now. At least you can and their still nice enough to keep the dialog going. I don't even try to have arguments cause you guys will see how
much of an asshole I really am. But I don't want that to happen cause everyone thinks I'm a "nice guy" Just be happy you got peeps that luv ya no matter what

This picture is perfect idk where I even got but its module to any filename cuck or no

>>24083328
>>24083339
>>24083358
I do hope your just pulling our legs with this bobo. You could have spit on it and it would have still healed
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>>24083404
>spit
Lifehacks ;)~~
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>>24082976
>apanese cousin?
I've seen enough internet memes to know I never want to meet that.
>I only had a little german in me
Have you considered asking him to go deeper...with your German lessons?
>>24082976
>commiefornia
Oh you poor, poor, POOR, soul.
>Playing N64 or a dusty PS2
I will never experience this again...because I lost my controllers.
I think...
>Greened and meme'd
This should be on a t-shirt
>Poon
Moon ;)
>cqc
But...I don't have any hands
>>24083008
>Feels
Aw I'm sorry.
Have a panda baby.
>>24083172
R0000D
>>24083187
GET THE FUCK INTO BED!

I'd make a great mama
>>24083328
Das pretty hot
>>24083358
This was exciting. 2/3
>>24083361
Here u go
>>24083366
No
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Tru dacter saved my life. One you one or two ;}~~~~
>r0000d
Orly ;0
>hot
Stop it ;)~
>exciting
That's like prelog to excitation (incet some odd crazed out emoticon here)
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>>24083344
double duuubs

Don't think I wouldn't check those digits!
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>>24083233
>This will start a riot
Not with those 3s it will>>24083233
>Your absoulty a crazy madman man, pls no more
>And enjoy this pic I've been saving it for some time for the right moment. But its hot as balls I have papers all over my desk and shit so fuck it
Push it to the limit ;)~

Don't ask ;p
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I accidentally installed this game. Sucks you can't multilayer. Or maybe you can. Going to install open arena and see if man-children in late 30s still play. They have in the past 9 years at least.

My day is good.
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korean frog reporting in

I missed all yall. Sorry for abandoning the familia. I tried my hand at normie lyfe during the past few months. Welp. I failed. Gf broke up with me. I feel nothing but relief and guilt. I gave so much to her at the cost of my well-being. I couldn't break up with her because she was suicidal. I didn't see it coming. Now we're in a slow process of returning things.

What I learned from Tinder is that learning about the other person is so much trickier than in person. I was in too deep by the time I learned about her issues and I wasn't responsible/mature enough to deal with them. Just a warning to anyone who tries to find TRU LUV online.

Anyway, more unsolicited bloggy shit:
>still broke af
>shitty roommates are gone fucking finally
>my brother came out of the closet to me via text
>Germanon and I met up in NY and it was glorious
>my mom gave me her old phone which was the nicest phone i ever had, and then i misplaced it, the tracker seemed to imply it was stolen, i went to the popo and they said they won't do nuthin, but at least i have my old albeit shitty phone that's slow af
>but the real tragedy is that now my Pokemon Go career is destroyed
>tfw lvl 15 while errbody around my town is ~20 ;-;

Haven't been culturing myself, partly because of basic ex-gf who turned me onto trap music and kpop. I still don't like kpop but I bump to that new Schoolboy Q and some Vince Staples.
>mfw Kanye's best line
>"okay okay okay okay ok OKAY"

As the moon ages, I further degenerate into the degeneracy of my generation of degenerates. I am become degenerate. Pls kill me before I lay eggs. Pious pls save me. OTL

/narcissisticblog

>>24069016
beatboxanon i luv u
how wuz brexit?

>>24070080
Oh shit my dude on some chinese disco shit. dB^)
What do they call you?
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>>24068560
underrated meme
>>24070068
Pious senpai~
>prices
>runs
A-are you selling narcota now? :0
>>24070101
>tfw Pious senpai indulges the base emotions of man for He so loved the world that He gave his only (You) in the form of a Brand New track that you actually know.
>tfw Pious enjoys the clutches of quietus
>tfw He enjoys the absence of love
S-SENPAI o.o
*senpaiety increases tenfold*
>>24082609
What have we done to deserve such gr8 recs?

>>24070953
<3
How farest thou, o honorable donkeykongbongoanon?
Pls teach me the secrets of pizza artisanry. OTL

>>24073180
Hindi looking fly as ever.
How are you senpai?

>>24075147
OH SHIT WADDUP
>not using such a divine portrait as your pfp
:)
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>>24082676
>1/10
Afraid of mercury and omega3 ? ?
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>>24083373
She probably can't, but I could try. Not now, but I have a very detailed book on palm readings. Maybe one day when I feel like mememing.

Tbqh I already know that Bond movies were never anything good or high art, but for some reason I really like them. I can't stand the completely trashy ones, like Moonraker and what not, but I still like them for the trash that they are.
>dank scripts
Aborted.

Don't forget senpai.
>call it a code of honor
I was using it ironically. It is actually the same thing here, except without the guns. I can't stand white trash act of conduct at all and half of what everyone here believes is some legit retarded shit. I literally dislike plebs in the unironical sense of the word.

>I could be autistic
Everyone here could be, top kek. Nah, I don't think it is that though.
Lightskins ssmh phamilia ( am i memeing you up right? )
Didn't really have one. It was pretty even growth, maybe it being bit more noticeable between the ages of 13 and 15. I started fucking around with cigarettes around 13, was a full on smoker until the April of this year from the age of 15. I'm surprised I got as tall as it is. And I grew two centimetres since 18, that's almost an inch, so idk.
Height is an autistic thing to worry about unless you're a manlet though. 6'1 sounds nice, like you're taller than most men and don't really look short next to tall tall people kek.
>money is power
I actually want to tell him Germans have been destroying Europe since time eternal.

>politcal jumbo
Still ignorant on that..

NO!
>>24083404
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

Give me a guitar so I might have something to watch out from when taking pictures.
1/2
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See you guys a bit later. Relatives are coming over.
>>24085161
>>24083404
I was just hoping for a normal conversation with that anon tbqh, but I guess that was out of the picture for the said person for whatever reasons. Now I am mildly mad that I think of it.

I'm pretty much an asshole myself, so eh!

Don't overuse that word, it is becoming very annoying tbqh.
>>24083943
Thank you, my friend. :) I forgive you. Ouuu, senpai.

I already got into my bed. Couldn't sleep at all, but I somehow got my two and half hours of sleep and woke up.

You could be a MILF tbqh. ;^)
>>24083971
YEEEE
>>24084236
Wew! Almost got away with unchecked digits, gee, thanks doc!
>>24084600
That's good!
>>24084638
>ggf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's a good update. Anyways, keep your shit tight! I should be here more regularly around August.
>>24084773
Thank you phamilgia!
>narcota
No, blueberries. ;-;

>S-SENPAI
Pious knows all the emotions of man, for he feels so ever deeply the plight of the mortal man.

IN THE WORDS OF RAINIS, "I WOULD GIVE YOU MORE, HAD ONLY YOU ASKED!".

>>24084973
>omega3
heheheh, i eat fish errydai
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>>24085192
>errydai
ru a kitten :D?
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>>24085195
Yes. Anyways, I must go.
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>>24085201
Not really holding you :8
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y no activity ;-;
>>24085231
I could use someone to hold me sometimes. Still two runs to make and I don't feel very well, I think I am sick, but I should be able to handle those.
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>>24086445
Off by a digit, ouch. Apply cream to burned spots.
>>24086445
>activity
I don't know if you're new but it fluctuates from very active to not depending on the sunrise and sunsets.
>>24086445
>sick
What is that nonsense. Get better right now.
>>24086445
>to hold me
Someone might be brightened because oneself doesn't know how to do it properly but is willing to learn at all cost.
As long as it doesn't become regular routine, hoing it does.
>>24086445
>runs
You can always do it mentally ;)
>>24086445
>handle those
Good to hear!

Get better familuygete/
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>125 euros in paper
>30 something in coins
Five days of pace going at least twenty euros per day means I will have my laptop the next week. Another ten days with the same pace and I will get my phone at the beginning of August. This week I upped my daily earnings to averaging around 25-30 euros per day. I'm so tired today, but I am going for two more runs. Fuck feeling ill.

/ascent/

>>24086509
thanks brah!
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>>24086523
Typed it in, half shaking and at least two times and as many typos as I can manage because phone.
>thanks brah!

Youre very welcome ;)~
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Further posting activity ahead got a pretty surreal story that involves me blacking out for the third time in my lyfe.

But I need to knock out my morning routine
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>>24079816
>Fingering
You're just twisted. Also you've been rude to me since the beginning of this thread.
All I wanted was for us to become gympals.
>The old republic
Can you stop with the stupid jokes for once?!
This is why you're alone, Nathan.
You're tearing this family apart.
>Expect
I expect nothing anymore.
Nothing at all.
>It's all ogre
Don't you dare step into my swamp again.
>Woman
Here we go again with the sexism.

>>24080577
I don't think so.
Just a very negative mindset, was pretty flustered day in and day out.
I use lemon shampoo, it should smell delightful.
What did you write thank you notes for specifically? For sleeping in peoples beds?

>>24081258
I've heard about walking with your belongings infront of you like that in France as there are a lot of thieves roaming around.
Very fashion.
I like it.

>>24081271
I for one actually quite enjoy arguments and drama but I think it's solely as long as you actually get something out of it in the end. Arguments about things you can't really do anything about just annoy me and ultimately makes me lose respect for said person if the situation becomes dire. I'd rather just avoid any pointless conflict and keep people around me instead, much nicer for the long run.
For people to find it so easy to get into relationships I'll never know how.
You think you get generalized and looked down upon based on your skin colour much? I rarely encounter blatant racism anymore but I suppose it manifests to the people targetted the most.
I think society is opening up to less strict ways of life tbf, I think it's been poorly portrayed though by people that see their narcissism as works of art. Although we're heading in the right direction imo, people are getting smarter and a lot more individualized nowadays.
Signs of leadership are in all people, it's how you want to utilize them that shows promise.

1/2
or 3
shit
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>>24086594
>>24081271
I'm not the best leader but i know how to speak infront of people and I do well with critical thinking under those situations which is what landed me the position I hold today.
My initial goal was to help the youth find their voice in society and strengthen the relationship between the two, I couldn't have done it without hard work though.
And many cups of coffee.
Many.
Speaking of pissing people off, have you encountered racism on /soc/ before?
Not the casual /b/ retardation shit but people holding actual hatred towards blacks?
People are being nice because there's an incentive that benefits people that build up character on this site if you do trip threads like these.
The repercussions may not be apparent on the whole website but ultimately if people get to know you as a bad person you'll end up hurting yourself through the experience.
I don't think I've ever had a clear role in groups but I did get really negative feedback when I first started posting here on /soc/, assumption threads are the worst for me as of yet and not interesting in the slightest anymore cause it's straight roast.
All communities have their niche, I suppose.
I think the gender povs are very strict however, you're modelled to act a certain way and perceive situations based on the tools you've been given from the start. People that have been spoilt have a very difficult time dealing with defeat and rare digress from said path.
Society as a whole is the same, if you've had it very easy with relationships in the past you're more likely to not handle breakups or people not being attracted to you. Flip a coin.
Male friends are a lot easier to be around imo, I've never had many but I've always preferred the ones I've had over the female friends I've had. Relationships also get impacted if your partner is the jealous type, my ex would never go to any social events that my best friend was at for example which complicated things.
CONT.
fuck 2/3
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>>24086633
>>24081271
If you do want female friends I suggest you start forcing yourself into their social circles though.
Someone that you slightly know is very easy to become better friends with if you start making up plans, take initiative and show interest.
Most people see themselves as socially inept because they want to see themselves that way. Noone wants to go out and risk getting declined and so nothing ever gets made out of it. Too many people are complaining about things they can easily change tbf.

>>24082588
Easily understandable addiction if this was the only outlet. I don't see the negative part about using a website as an outlet though, compared to any other since it does serve the same purpose.
What do you feel is something that can go wrong during? I had a lot of issues with my mentality in the past, for years tbf and the thing that helped the most but also was the most saddening was becoming more and more apathetic as time went on. I've never been a very emotional person but during harsh times it's sad to lose what little you deem yourself to have left.
Do you enjoy picking berries though? Do you have one of those small scoops? Is it blueberries you pick?
>>24082609
I was always told raw eggs carried salmonella and so I do suppose even the slightest hint of rawness became a reason to avoid it.
Rice I've never really enjoyed either except when I tried thai food that used sticky rice. I love sushi and always have though, best rice there is.
I had a friend eat mozzarella blocks with pepper before, was pretty strange. Tastes like nothing.
Are there any vegetables you don't like? You seem fairly open to eating anything desu.
Do you mean the girolle? If so those are really expensive and grow pretty much all over Sweden, people tend to pick them a lot and they're definitely top tier, I agree. I don't actually like mushrooms that much but those are amongst the best ones I've tried during my very limited experience.
3/4
killme con.t
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>>24086680
>>24082609
My aunt and cousins are basically the only family I've got left which made me realize that I don't really want to be alone family wise in the future.
I'm going hunting later this year when the season starts with one of the girls, very nice.
I did visit them a couple weeks back which was an experience and a half, I've never seen such a complete home before desu. They all look very similar, same height same jokes.
Made me happy.

I'll be quicker to respond to (You)'s in the future, this took some time having every (You) built up.
I appreciate you all.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Percent_Nation
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>>24084638
>Post loods
Must contribute...Must...Contribute.
>familia.
YOU LEFT THE WATER RUNNING YOU FILTHY SLAG!
Still wub ya tho
>>24084638
>returning things.
So...it's good? Good! Hope you're feeling better, tell us about your journey!
>Tinder
>Tru wub
>Lay eggs
If I eat them will I absorb your jazzyness?
>Love
I missed you too, brother.
It was funny, a huge shit storm. People started crying, protests, facebook blew up, and woman started crying. It was good mane, the popcorn was thoroughly eaten.
How was NY?
>>24085192
>forgive you.
Bless you, child.
>Napped like a cat in a hat
Good to hear, git bitter.
>MILF
>ILF
>F
Oh you.
>>24086445
I'd hold you, anon.
>>24086594
>gympals.
Y u not say so?
Pick me up rn, let's get sweaty boooi
>Start
That was not me, it was my twin brother fernado.
>Stop
Hahahahaha. No.
>Family
I'm the sticky mess that glues this famriu together in it's purple sushi wrap
>Nothing at all
Hunny, are you mad?
What's wrong?
Tell me
>Step. In. Swamp
Why didn't I ever think of this!
>Again
Shut your whore mouth, Jennifer you know nuffin.
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Good day to (u)s. Pup with a Mohawk.
>>24087310
Cool pic man.
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>>24087340
Post more pupper
Thank you. :3
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>>24087419
Only took one pic, I'll post more puppets in the future.
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fug ;-;
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Well hello thread heres my late ass post following what can only be called a dump of (You)s that are on their way.

Had a very humbling experience yesterday, if I can call it humbling more like semi-frightening tbqh. I had my friend show up over my place again cause he's still semi homeless. But we got together to go smoke in a hot ass car while it was still 100F out.
Idk if it was the weed or the heat but as soon as we get out the car after being in there for a hour. We did all grow up in hot hot weather from the high desert so maybe I was able to stay in there for those extra thirty minutes.

But after 5 minutes of standing outside I notice I'm starting to black out(again, had this happen out in public after smoking a spliff with american sprite black tobacco in it)
Let me just throw a greentext on this ish will make things alot faster plus I got some eggs to make
>Laying in the back of the car
>Not even that high even after five bowls
>Find out that I'm five times higher than I think
>Stand up
>Eyes are going black as I walk to my house
>Tell my friends I'm blacking out
>They think I'm joking
>Lay against the door to my garage
>$%^*(&&^$&**(*^%$
>Wake up on the floor of my garage
>Friends tell me that I fell on the floor after one of then opened the door
>All I remember is dream about pleasant convo with some person
>Realize I'm dreaming
>Come to and I'm drenching sweat like a porn start
>They said my eyes went to the back of my head too
>Can't even remember the last 30 secs of my life

I know I joke around alot but I think I finally know how Ricard Pryor felt, on the fact that no one believes me and just thinks I'm joking. Maybe I'll just stop being funny all together ;(
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>>24083943
You heard the meme many times but have you ever met weeb in your life? Had one in hs some big fat guy that said he was born in japan cause his dad was station there.
Told almost the whole class about his heritage, which included a trailer park. So I kind of thrw all that off the table after I heard that. He even unviled his japanese vocab which was like 3-4 words, one was "baka"
>go deeper...with your German lessons?
Pious said theres only a handful of german words in their language, but a little one on one "tutoring" never was a bad thing.
I also went to solcal schools so I know whats going to happen
> POOR, soul
You'll never know the feel of our almost commie like smog tests and our food taxes
>because I lost my controllers.
>I think...
Kek well I have two sitting in my room as I type this, shame anons are to scared to send shit over to each other. Maybe when I start making money again I'll start sending ppl lemons
>Greened
This triggers me really bad
>Moon
Nah its moontang

Bitch naked snake has no right eye and shoots right handed. Someone want to explain how he looks at his sights?

>>24084638
Fuck koreanaon glad to see your still in the world of the living but I wish it was in happier circumstances

The only guilt you should be feeling from that woman is guilt from using tinder. Don't let her leave any emotional scares on you family. Pretty sure she left physical ones from super-sexy-bed time, cause she came off sounding pretty cra cra from your last post.
I got a perfect song for this situation, tho it might be about someone Phil Colins actually loved, but that dude is a golem he can't love anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQyEP0aAlgo
Do not read to much into this song or you "will" cry

Your a free man son, and those shitter of roommates are gone so you must rejoice if anything.
And bruv we all degenerates here, well at least all the shitskins that post in here idk about the 2ish white people here. Pious don't count cause hes my nigga
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>>24084638
That chinese mother fucker is the based Alan Tam. Started listening to his stuff eailer this year, its kinda hard to find any of his music, but I found this ancient 6gb torrent of his discography. Took like two fucking days

But he was a famous pop aritist in Honk Kong, if you want some of his albums I can always make a nice .zip for you fampie

And palechan named me drawanon and now everyone calls me that. Not to bad of a name, least its not blackanon or anything
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>>24087431
Pupper*
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>>24087431
Please do.
>>24087611
>TL;DR Guy deaths it outside his house
Did you drink enough water, boi?
>Baka,Baka,Baka,Baka
I...I just don't know.
>tutoring
That should be a motto
>Social school
A what?
>Food is taxed
I'm too tired to make a good point.
Tax= Reasonable theft
>Send lemons
Sorry, life.
>Snake
>Sname
>Name
>Aim
>IM
Answered.
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>>24088389
Hello MAM why you looking so stylish and fa out there?
Plus did one of your whinny ass travel mates take this huge ass pic of you, and wheres the five star foods?
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da fuqs goin on in here
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>>24088501
Bosh I'm always stylish not really
Yes I asked for it
I had sushi and snails are
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>>24088561
Almost did realize it was you when I looked at that pic, your in France so you do got to stay fabulous. Where was that spot at?
Guessing french sushi is superior, did you enjoy that grilled snail carcass?
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>>24088530
I'm stuck in here send amberlamps :'(
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>>24088653
oh fuggggg
wish i was stuck there
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>>24088653
Drink the waters of that river and see what happens. Looks like your in South America almost where you be at?
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Fire department is here again for the 5th time this month I think all the old people here are dying off :(

And I have a tone of (You)s to get back at but I have company over and can only shit post so much.
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>>24088389
Ew X(
>>24088670
Sure about that mon ami :)
>>24088703
It's in a part in Ecuador called Los Rios, like 40 minutes away from a town called Ventanas, there was a town closer to the place but I can't for the life remember what it's called.
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>>24088739
fuck u
>tfw stuck in metropolis
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>>24088739
Fuuuuuu that pic is hot wish I wasn't sitting in this hot gehtto grassland(?) But that name of that river is very specific and to the point, that's probably why you can't remember the name of that town cause it's "los pueblo"
How deep in that woods are you in?
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REEEEE

>mfw just spent 160 guaps on my scumbag state's annual car tax
>tfw just spent 80 scrillas on a new laptop battery and guitar accessories
>tfw laptop battery promises 4-6 glorious hours of uninterrupted shitposting
>tfw currently arduously pumping out (U)'s from a tablet and phone

>Music
Haven't been listening to much lately but this tune gives me gr8 hedonistic vibes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgiWArMSOjg
Also revisiting my man Billy E for some contemplative jizz ballads to compliment my recent liberation from yung love.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9_sklJ5yE

>Grub
Currently making 삼계탕 (ssom-gyae-tong = north korean for ginseng chicken soup) thanks to my mother who recently taught me, although I left out the ginseng because that shit is as expensive as the devil's lettuce. Will update for instagratification. #conspicuousconsumption

>Everything else
Nothing because I'm an uncultured flagellate.

(U)'s INCOMING
PREPARE YOUR BUTHOEL
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>>24085192
>Reupping on that fresh antioxidant shit to pay for college
Blueberries are S U P R E M E. I get the frozen shit that's processed by child laborers via the Walton family empire, but shit is gr8. Can't imagine how divine your supply must be.
>Referencing some Latvian patrician whose existence would have otherwise never been known to a wretch like me
OTL
>REEEEEEE TRAITOR OF THE BETA UPRISING
s-s-senpai....gomenesai...*commits sudoku*

Senpai, with what culinary creations have you recently graced the tongues of man?

>>24087310
>LOOD CITY BITCH
O///O s-s-s-senpai *hentai noises*
>SLAG
*commits bukkake*
>No love neet thread
I'm still processing the relationship, but most of it felt like I was taking care of an injured dog since she recently got out of a psych ward for attempting suicide, moved out her parents' house, stopped going to therapy which caused her depression meds to be taken away. I wasn't financially responsible enough, I was lonely, ambitionless, emotionally absent. We spent a lot of time together and had many sex. Her blood type was rh negative so she was prone to miscarriages, one of which she had while we were in NY hanging out with Germ. She was emotionally unstable so she would have breakdowns at least once a week, talking about suicide and self-hatred. With each one, the relationship got weaker and we spent more time in silence together. I became so anxious about saying anything remotely critical that I almost never spoke. I told myself "just 2 more months and decide then" but I was really just a coward. Maybe she could tell and she decided that she'd be doing me a favor. But I still worry about her health. I just hope she turns out alright. Anyway...
>Many a corn was popped
Shit man, I saw a little bit but I had no idea what to say. Germ kept telling me to revisit and say something but I've really been too exhausted till I became single. When I get my new laptop battery, I'll be back in full shitposting mode on the daily.

Wats nu wit u?
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>>24087611
>OD'ing on weed
Shit man that's crazy. Reminds me of the time I woke up so dehydrated that I forgot who and where I was and got so freaked out that I started telling myself my name out of some fear that I'd forget lol. Apparently it was transient global amnesia. I think I was dehydrated from drinking the night before.
On a more rel8ed note, any advice for a pot virgin like me? I always avoided it because angry asian dad and my fear of dependency from being so stressed out all the time, despite how most of my friends smoke. Now I'm free from my father the great leader, and I'm not as stressed out. I really wanna get high alone for my first time though, since my closest friends are all hundreds of miles away from me. What do, senpai?

>>24087617
>Don't let women do anything
I'm not too worried about her doing anything to me and my family since she broke up with me. I feel guilty for prolonging the breakup and for hiding my thoughts from her. I'm still worried that she'll hurt herself but I guess there's only so much I can do. I gave her the information of 2 therapists near her who can take her in for free since she and I both have poorfag state insurance (THANKS OBAMA...actually). Idk man. I do feel free though.
>sexy sex time with sexual sexness
yoooo she was always reddy 4 the north korean missiles bro. We went hours mang. But I was so exhausted from all the shit that was going on that I couldn't keep up. Also, she didn't really know how to give head or handjobs so it was usually like 80% pleasure for her and a measly 20% for me. :/ Idk man. I'm not even that far from being a virgin. I only had one gf before her and with her it was like she was getting 95% while I got 5%. Tfw porn probably ruined you. I still have some hope that there's a girl out there for me with a 50/50 sexness ratio and happiness galore.
Anyway that's enuff about me. How's yo lyfe? Any advice for a kohai like me?
>a black man recs an azn man some Genesis
4chins will save murica
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>>24087638
>rejoice with us degenerates
LETS GET LIT FAMBAM
These past few months, I went from a str8 edge cuccboi to a potential wino who gets lit alone. No sad drunk moments yet, but I'm cautious. I make sure to calculate my projected BAC level before I take one sip. So far I've tried around 10 types of beer, cheap wine, cheap vodka, sake and soju. I wanna try tequila next but prolly not alone. Right now I wanna try that Wild Blue blueberry beer. Any other recs?
>>24087638
>based chinaman
ayy I'll check em
i can't DL anything big till I get my laptop battery which will be here in a week I think. Tbh tho I'm pretty picky, but send me shit and I'll listen fo sho!
Ah, so you are the fabled drawanon. OTL
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Any of you bishes have any tips to cope with or to prevent insomnia? My sleeping pattern is a lil bit fucked and as a result it's 6am and I haven't slept since yesterday morning. It's a running gag of wanting to sleep but being too bored too.

>>24089571
*Noises*
Oh, sir, you do make me blush.
>Commits
Good sir! I'll have you know...I want front row seats.
>Psych
Fuck me dude, are you okay?
>Therapy
She sounds like she was already off her rocker, no offense, dude.
>Lone wolf
For what it's worth I still care about you...even tho I hardly know you and we'll probably never sword fight in rl *wipes tears*
>Ambition
You better start back up with your goals or else I'll...I'll make noises at you!
>Wrap the meat
Damn son, be carefool next time. Seriously.
>Hatred
...Did...you meet her off 4chan?
>Anyway
I hope you recover and get back to your jazzy, weird, self, friendo. Good betters to you
>Little
There's not that much to it, really. Some people are still divided on it and the vote has left a few people with less friends but ultimately I think it's a good thing for brititeastain.
>Lap
Use a tissue next time.
>New with you
Wrote up some philosophical rambling .Got bored and drew some shitty pictures.Put on some weight, so I could make all that flat bitches jealous when I waddle into the threads.
Started doing photography, somewhat. It's going pretty well as far as taking pictures can go but I can't afford a good camera and my phone is slowly breaking. Oh, my FO4 is/was nearly completed...I should probably motivate myself to finish it, t b h.
Again tho, I'm happy to see you. I wish it was under better circumstances but you'll bounce back.
>Gensing
Yo gimme dat recipe, broooo. Would you use the powered or solid state? How does it taste? I wanna know all.
>Time will tell
I really like this
>Prepare
You can't tell me what to do!
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Alright everyone I'm sorry I've been so laggy with all these replies and lying about these "late (You)s" but here they come so get ready for all these pink ass posts and a possible dubs or two (crossing my fingers)

Have another pic of me since I know you guys want more and more of my beautiful mug.
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>>24084517
The dubs are strong with this one, what can i tell you

I'll ask if I remember what we were talking about.

>>24085161
Just read that book on your potty breaks while berry picking in no time you will be a journey man at it

I've still haven't seen moonraker idk why that is tho I've seen most of the original and 80s ones. The only ones I really don't are the new ones with daniel craig the rest or ok in my book even octopussy

Ever boby just needs some justification for breaking the law or whatever. I guess they'll act up however they want as long as no one calls the cops

Who knows man, maybe 4chan just melts your brain a little
You say that on the internet but as soon as you have some pure babies, your family is going to celebrate
I really don't even know if that meme about smoking stunning your growth. the anti-smoking industry goes pretty hard here in the states with their propaganda. I really don't even know who's telling the truth. Just be happy your not a manlet, we might be the tallest here
You can say the same about dick size too, but thats why I say we tall'er are lucky to be tall. We have more better things to worry about. Like am I about to bang my head on this beam?

Kek you should do it, they pull precious metals and manufacture cars all day long. They probably have the biggest impact on the environment in europe.
Next time ask him how fat his wallet is.

Don't hang yourself up on that anon, she'll most likely get over it, you got much better things to worry your head mah friend

And the King of the C word has now tired himself out of his own word. Was only a matter of time
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>>24086594
Well thats true but you can't solely judge someone on a bad argument they could just be having a shitty day or something like that. Could say thats been happening to my friend this month.
I agree I'll probably never understand it but might happen to me sooner or later. I just hope I know that person well enough before doing so.
Here in america thats a pretty big norm, some people will jugde you the minute they see you some won't. Its always a gamble and you can usually tell when those said ppl want nothing to do with me. Where I am now its mostly mexican ppl here so not to much racism here.
I really want to believe that and its probably true for the rest of the world, but idk if america is moving along in the same direction right now because of the election. Maybe after its over well start moving again.

>>24086633
Fuck

I'm glad you know your position on leadership, everyone has it in them but some including me would just rather stay and take the orders I guess
Only time you really run into any here is if theres a race discussion thread or anything about blacks or black males. Good example were the "ask another race anything" thread I remember a few other blacks were stuck in a heated arguement with some /pol/ anon or something.
Usually just stay out of anything involving blacks on this board for that reason unfortunately.
That may very well be true I always just that it was cause we were trying to stay open to make new friends. Yeah and i think I've seen that happen before with someone not on this thread. But he just came off as a person no one liked and then would just hurt himself from posting more.

1/2
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>>24086633
>>24086680
Man I haven't found any use of r8 or assumption threads, as soon as you find out your number thats basically it, it won't be going up unless your dressed nice and the lighting is in your favor.
Yeah seeing spoiled ppl not have their way is always a different kind of humbling experience. Just a reminder to always keep a leveled head about things.
I've mostly had male friends all my life so having a change in pace would be nice tho I know it could be a little tiring with the opposite gender. But still man its been years since I had a female friend
Thats probably the best way to make friends with almost anything. I've known ppl for years from having a common intrest in something as a kid that we don't even do anymore

I guess I can say I don't think of myself like that, theres still some shit I wouldn't do because of my hidden shyness, i can't go around lying to ppl that I'm some kind of socialite. But i truly truly agree with you on that last part, self change is hard but doable. We're human we can do anything we challenge ourselves to do
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>>24087824
>Did you drink enough water, boi?
Nope think thats what I was going for but didn't make it inside

>Social school
>A what?
>Food is taxed
>I'm too tired to make a good point.
>Tax= Reasonable theft
>Send lemons
>Sorry, life.
Wait what? all this sounds like a reply from another post I made what kind of witch craft is this?
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>>24089723
Christ dude can global amnesia happen to you everytime you go dehydrated from drinking that sounds scary ass fuck tbqh. Shit man I'm just glad that shit wore off and you didn't go insane or anything. And if you want to get into the magical world of pot a smoking I'd say to start off with a pipe as your
first smoking pieces. Their a lot easier to get the hang of and a lot less messier than a bong. Will break you in into the whole inhaling and exhaling process that is smoking and burning your mouth will man you up for joints and blunts. Don't go out buying large quantities of the green stuff that your not going to smoke, start off small and work your way to stronger shit. And a nice little pipe would be perfect for just smoking for yourself. And......uhhhhhh don't buy weed from ghetto niggas no matter how much of "fire" they say it is.

And koreanaon I feel you on angry supreme commander dads don't let their shadow creeping on you let yourself down, your free thats all dat matters mang

You said it yourself man, she used suicidal threats and shit like that. You didn't want her to hurt herself over anything you said and thats a good reason. Tho if you had some good bro friends maybe they could have helped you out with that I know my black ass would have gotten involed with it.
And I really don't know if she'll even look into those therapists, tho I hope she does but who knows. New york seems like fun

Duck man 1/2
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>>24089723
>yoooo she was always reddy 4 the north korean missiles bro
Kek wtf you made me laugh stop that. That should have been a yellow flag tbqh, tho that is something I want and probably want to die doing. If she was sexing your ass out there was some shit going on. But at least you got to experience that stanky ass life and I am therefore jealous. Yo tell that ashy nigga obama to go plough himself.
Don't give up hope, even tho thats like the corniest thing to say. I try not to but fuck bruv maybe those tumblr fiends are right about me being asexual. But I still want to believe
And me currently probably nothing unless you got car troubles, all I'm good at is jokes at fixing shit, still need to find someone to get in a lease with me in a relationship.
Right now I'm just trying to land a job at a airport tram job and possible moving out. But we see what happens mang

If only more races shared their obscure taste in music I'm sure trump would have never made it in office
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>>24089757
If you drank a beer while pissing you will always a be a degenerate now and forever. I don't like losing my buzz man.
Glad you haven't had any sad drunk moments, had a couple when I stated drinking alone a few month back. Was not fun would not recommend, cheap brandy can make you feel. Usually they say any kind of brown liquor will make you depressed and can't recommend any cause I don't usually drink any.
But beer is someting I can recommend.
-Baltika 9 those are russ beers with a 8% alch, some say those are garbage but their pretty damn smooth.
-Hofbrau beer is probably a must those are pretty famous german lagers. They make a hole ton of different flavors too
-Lagunitas are pretty good as well tho they make a shit ton of different types. They have a "undercover" ale thats 9.5% in six pack. But those will mess you up
-Red hook makes some of the smoothest IPAs I've ever had even better than the lagunita ones. One I had was 6.2
-Last beer i had was a Asahi dry which are alright but much in flavor, but thats what you get for drinking exported japanese beer

And if you haven't caught the pattern I like drinking high percentage double barreled imported shit cause I like a good buzz and I'm a degenerate

Greatest chinaman pop artist imo, hes got a pretty solid english accent as well but some if not most of his music is very lovey dubby be warned
Alright man I'll see what I can do, maybe I'll just make some ghetto "greatest hits sampler's selection super fun time jam" I'll see what I can do tomorrow
Kek fabled? Who have you been talking to? I know I'm majestic to stop flattering me fampie
>OTL
This is going to be hot fire if you bring it back again

fuck im srry for these huge arse post man, really ;*^[
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>>24089396
Just going to leave a small (You)
But don't tell your mum you left out the ginseng she'll probably disown you for that. But post those update when you get them and on your electronics coming in the mail.


Its been real thread, I think I made about ten post tonight. And now I need to get out of your guys hair and take a shower and shit but not in that exact order

____________________________________DOOSES BITCHES_________________________________________________________
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bump of luv
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>>24090340
>I'll ask if I remember what we were talking about.
Alright ha. I do remember all of our conversations. I think I do...
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>>24091123
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Discarded as an old rag of clothing I keeo in goimmg.
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Grannny and mum have been feeling real sick. Probably they they are on last legs, but who gives a shit? I willl keep on a straight edge for my goals? I'm as if an old rag anyways
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I have no problems. :')
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>>24091585
Good to hear ;D
>>24088389
That is a very good picture.
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>>24091588
No it's just that the chances are I'm thrown out of my hosue by the end oft the month. I have no prolevms :%)
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>>24091474
I'm digging this min draw style b <3
Can I have one more ples
>
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>>24091588

truth is that everything i have build is a glass house and someone has throw a brick at it

yet i'm clearly without problems:)
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it doesn't matter that whatever i have hoped for has gone to shit i'm just an ass naturally :')
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in fact, i'm the worst human being
should just drown myself despite everything :)

pious has no problems :)
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>>24091592
I left my house when I was 14. Made enough money to live in a hotel for free. Then by 19 I thought of joining the armed forces but they don't have "fun" jobs I qualified for. Pay was great though. Bonus when you sign up too. I also had college dept. If I went, I'd been ranked. At least past sergeant. Enough of that.

Pirates are thrown in the middle of the ocean on a lifeboat all the time, yet they manage to get back to the shore.

>>24091592
>I have no prolevms :%)
Good to hear because I'm that way also. Even when shit hits the fans, there is always an opportunity to seek for.

>>24087611
We talked about engines, boats and cars. Picture attached is the car I've been trying to fix. I decided to rebuild the engine. It has 350k miles on it but it looks good. I might take it off today to prepare and start next week. It'll be my 3rd attempt until I give up and pay 2 grand for the new engine.
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>>24091610
>truth is that everything i have build is a glass house and someone has throw a brick at it
At least it's not made out of ice in the middle of the heat wave.
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>>24091640
I'm just a piece of shit :').Haven't you heard?
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goodbye ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxZpEFJhO6k
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>>24091608
yep, can't find my pencil and this one is kinda hard haha
>>24091640
Forgot to attach the picture
>>24091644
>I'm just a piece of shit :').Haven't you heard?
No, not really, where are you going?

4 runner
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>>24090472
>didn't make it inside
That's the same excuse like 57% of the zombie population uses. Suspicious.
>Another craft
Is witch craft
You're right tho
It was meant to be to this post
>>24087617
>>24087824
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>>24091655
I'm going South. In fact the sea is facing me northwards, but the expression still stands. I have a very special plan for myself. Haven't you felt that feeling when everything you've built has gone to hell? Np shit, I'm just a terrible person.

>Thus by various means are they combined

Everyone died :')

I'm so happy. :)
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>>24091608
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:)
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>>24091661
>Haven't you felt that feeling when everything you've built has gone to hell?
Ya every fucking day I sit on a razer blade, I chose to be that way. One shit goes to hell the other one doesn't. You find a piece of a nut in shit if you dig deep enough.
>>24091661
>I'm just a terrible person.
That's selfish because if a person is not terrible he is not a person. The only thing that separates us from animals is our ability to distinguish the difference.
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>>24091678
Oh I'm worse than Nero.
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'I have done - Put by the lute. Song and singing soon are over As the airy shades that hover In among the purple clover. I have done - Put by the lute. Once I sang as early thrushes Sing among the dewy bushes; Now I'm mute. I am like a weary linnet, For my throat has no song in it; I have had my singing minute. I have done. Put by the lute.

goodby thread
:)
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>>24091683
>Nero
Well... Being worse is being better for some.
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>>24091694
I'm the worst human being that has ever existed. :) Don't owrry though, I see the end soon enough. No swan songs for anyone though. Just read Keats. I'm just clearly terrible.

pious is dead now
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>>24091699
Alright, enjoy your day ;)
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>>24091712
Oh I will :)
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as of a last thought, i can say never trust anyone

that's the only thing i've learnt
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fast lives
breaking glasss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j91LF61V-g
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Whoa what's happening in my god dang thread rn?
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>>24091845
nothing except everything has gone to hell
pios is pretty fucked, yet i''m just an asshole
anyways, keep these alive
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>>24091845
>>24091985
Anyways, my family has been doing shit healthwise this month. I've tried to keep my shit goether but I just can't, especially finding out I'm such a terrible person. If they pass everything is literally hell and I can't get anywhere. I tried keeping my spirits up but I'm not a good person. Tbqh I really want everyone in my family to do well, especvially now, but i'm just very stressed that they won't. Really I am in a tight spot, yet I've been disregarded as an old piece of shit. I'm just going to leave this for now.

All good things to you.
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>>24091640
Bruv you forgot the pic, and now you got me interested now. Are you going to do a full rebuild or just replace a few gaskets and some parts. It might look good but
unless its some old diesel motor 350k isn't going to be good for it. Was it the v6 you were talking about earlier? Hope you don't own a 300zx lol. Third time is the charm hope it works out.

>>24091655
ohh oh oh, what year is that 4runner haven't kept up up with modern toyotas in a while.

>>24091659
Idk what that means but I hope I'm not a zombie or something
>You're right tho
I'm always right tho, and I wish I wasn't anymore life is so meaningless when you are

Who be this? all these ids and no one posting their damn faces, makes it really hard to keep track of everyone in here

>>24091985
>>24092067
Wait what happened to pious since he posted here like two days ago? Seemed like he was doing alright other than being tired from working. Why do you keep calling yourself an asshole?
And the best thing you can do is keep high sprites and stop by and visit or call them. Even mundane shi like that can help their health, especially old people since seeing there youngins is like a blessing for them.
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>>24092078
It's just that my mom feels very sick and my grandmother isn't much better. I keep pushing people away when I am feeling bad, but I just hoped I'd be perceived as a human, instead of a piece of shit that can be disregard whenever it is necessary or according to whims,yet I am here like someone that doesn;t really fit in anywhere.

i don't honeslty know, i'm just very sad and down
>Why do you keep calling yourself an asshole?
Because I clearly am according to some. It's not like I can help myself, but at least I really hoped for something like a normal conversation. I know I am terrible and shouldn't post, but I honestly hope that whatever chokes itself on its smug pride and whatever.
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>>24091663
Oh my <3333
kek I really like this. It has way more charm than the other pic and dat expression . Top tier friend, ty ty
One more request if you're feeling it
>
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>>24092124
Well I'm not really in a good mood today so I'm not going to be a really helpful counseling today, idk if I'll be posting to much today

If you feel bad about pushing people away than that means your still a normal functioning human, you just have to get into the habit of calling them and asking them how their doing. If you don't do anything and someone dies your just going to keep calling yourself an asshole and dwell deeper into your self despair. I say this a lot here and irl, you are a human being if you place your mind to it you can accomplish anything. Even overcoming yourself, thats how we came to be the biggest population of mammals on this earth.
I know for a fact they'd love a call from you, talking and laughing has healing properties.

Idk if this will help but its the best I can do in my current mind set
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>>24092266
i'm just a piece of shit bydlo white poor trash
what fucking worht do i have anyways
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>>24092463
>>24092266
it was pretty obvious that someone with high education and with big opportunities would drop me like that immediately given chance
i mean, why would anyone would want to even speak to trash like me? i haven't any education, nor smarts, no nothing
i was only useful for helping out someone when they were really down, but as soon as i was down i was disregarded as a piece of trash
that's all that i am honestly anyways

in fact, fuck whatever aspirations i had for school and literature
i'm going to get drunk and blow my money away on gambling and drugs

i honestly hope that person is really happy with showing what kind of useless shit i am

goodbye everyone, i'm signing off because i am not good enough
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>>24092199
Will do, probably not right this second but before tomorrow I'll try and do more requests. I don't mind.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koF8Wgdb0Vk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwvf8G61cGM
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last one :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbq8wr4RddQ
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TFW you have a chronic illness and don't think it's fair to involve yourself in other people's lives because you're just a burden.
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>>24093049
Yeah I feel you on that. Mortality sucks
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last night in Paris see ya'll in a couple of days
Will get back to my sweet laptop and deliver sweet (You)s noon.
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>>24093404
Try to steal that painting :D
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>>24068262
tame impala, velvet undergeound, thin lizzy, new york dolls, opeth, death, burzum, bathory, alcest, symphony x, tool, van morrison

im not workin till monday

because society is counter productive to my mental, emotional, and spiritual well being

used to play league a lot, i love skyrim and dark souls, diablo II

sand and foam by kalil gibran

i love culture films, music movies, documentaries, slice of life

im bout to pick through this thread and try to make new friends
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>>24068905
drudkh rules
>>24069016
def gripes
>>24070906
<3
>>24070953
u r fabulous ~
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>>24083187
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AYO SHIT'S BOUT TO GET LIT SENPAI

DRUNK NORTH KOREAN (U)'S INCOMING

PREPARE YOUR HUTTBOLE
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>>24092463
>>24092560
Who the person with a high education and all that? You don't mean me do you I havn't even gone to college yet.
Bruv who every the person was who told you all that kinda sounds like an asshole and someone i wouldn't want to be around or take seriously, you should do the same.

And do whatever you want today senpai, just don't let this one day fuck up the rest week man. Good luck
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Anyone else on that >/wokeuptoearlysoI'meattingchineseat4am,tootiredtobenormalyettooawaketosleep/
hype?

>>24092560
>everyone, i'm signing off because i am not good enough
I sleep in for one day and this happens.
>>24092463
STFU
>>24092078
>zombie or something
That's not what your...gym instructor says!
>Meaningless
Did everyone forget to pack their xanex and memes today/yesterday?
>Who be
I'll post ANOTHER face because I think my internet keeps cutting out...i look like caca atm, no r8 b8 plz
>>24091845
Dank memes and ritualistic llama petting.
>>24091748
Stop with this
>>24091699
>pious is dead now
But he never taught me to squat D':
>>24091123
Awg
>>24093404
>>24093404
>>24093404

>>24093485
Hey, new face. What do you for a job? How's you?
>>24093496
><3
Thank you, stranger
>>24093526
This could be var good und var fun-e or var bad and we discover where his dog went
>prepare
I...I don't know if I'm ready.
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>>24093404
I'm sure your laptop has been lonely as fuck, unless your siblings have been fucking around with it.
Get back home as safely as humanly possible and watch out for gypsies.

>Making a face like that in a place of art in 2016

>>24093485
Ayyyy whats up anon, how are you doing today on this hot arse firday? Well other than being on this fantastical website.
>because society is counter productive to my mental, emotional, and spiritual well being
This is pretty damn solid tbqh, I think I might have to quote you on this one day

I use to play skyrim for a couple years, but theres that new mod overhaul that came out today from that german team SureAI. Probably going to reinstall skyrimjob when they finish the english translation.
And I beat dark souls 3 last week on the second play thru but idk if I'm feeling it. Which were the last dank souls you played? There use to be an anon here that played too and we use to talk alot of souls shit and post webms. But that dude disappeared ;(

>>24093526
We are waiting and ready for your cheesy rants and post. But you should probably finish that bottle
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>>24090144
>insomnia
My friend took melatonin pills which helped him for a while. Maybe it's worth trying. He also made a habit of drinking jasmine tea at night. I think chamomile might help too. Or you could just be a wino. (pls don't senpai)

>enjoying the sufferings of man
never change 4chins
>mental problemos
I'm aight. I feel pretty familiar with mental illnesses since I subject myself to viewing them on my facebook feed and I look into it a lot. With my ex, depression and suicidal ideations were things I could relate to so it wasn't too frustrating. I just wish I couod have convinced her to seek help.
>tfw no sword fights irl
;-;
maybe someday d00d
I plan to vacation to Europe someday and I'll definitely try to hit up Germ so we can have a glorious threeway.
>improve ur lyfe or I'll moan at you
p-pls senpai....n-no....
I miss playing the sax so I think I'll noodle around soon. I kept the sax in storage until recently because I was afraid thatmy shitty roommate might trash my room and steal my shit.
>protect yourself from childbirth
h-hai senpai. OTL
>4chins, land of self-hatred
naw just Tinder, but she was meme trash and proud. We was meme trash 2gether bruh
I think I'd be better with someone who's meme trash but chill and somewhat working towards improvement. She wasn't.
>brexit was GOAT
yooo that's pretty interesting actually. Vice and Aljazeera made it seem like the youth was so against it. Any news source recs? Idk if mine are trash.
>bitches jelly of my waddle
ayy
>poorfag unity
*raises fist in communistic fervor*
>FO4
was dat?
>i miss u betch
i miss u 2 ;-;
Ever since I hung out with Germ, I wanna hang out with the rest of the /soc/famm. yall are so gr8
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>>24090144
>north korean chicken soup
1 cornish hen skinned and peel the fat
1 cup of white rice (jasmine rice preferably) rinsed twice and soaked in water for 10 minutes
8 cloves garlic and rice stuffed inside gutted cornish hen
(also stuff 1 jujube and 1 ginseng root inside if affordable)
bring water to a boil then heat between low and medium for 45-55 minutes
chop scallions and garnish
add salt and black pepper as desired (the korean way of seasoning soup is after it's ready to serve)
done
>jizz music is nice
yo if you want shit that's even more intense, check out Soil & Pimp Sessions from japan. They're heavily inspired by Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers
>don tell me wut 2 do
o-okay s-senpai..
8=D~~~~~<3
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>>24093592
Chinese food at 4am
Sooooo your going to keep yourself up till 8am, since that beef and broccoli will have to be coming out some time soon.
Good luck with your morning stool, I pray that it isn't a mooshy one

Nah my bro Broke calls the normie crowd that doesn't care if their jacked up zombies. So why don't you step tha fuck back bro? Broke has done more for society than you'll ever do kid
>no xanex, can't function
Who knows but thats what happens when people dump to many feels in one chat thread.
But I'd like to ask the same thing for some in here tbqh.

You look like you just woke up and started eating left over chinese. I don't think you'll need to try to look your cuties today. Your man factor is off the damn charts.
But what tha fuck is up with you wenternet? Slap that shit around for me.

But you'll never know the feel of being the sole protector of your internet and plug in directly to the modem like a god-king
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>>24090336
>apologizing for shyt
we all degenerates here famm
plus I personally love when people sperg out. I hate when people say predictable and boring unironic normie shit.
>ebony adonis
s-s-senpai...
>global amnesia
naw it doesn't happen often. I rarely drink enough water and I've only had one instance.
>majical cloudz of smoke
yeah i was wondering what to use and i remembered my buddy used a pipe so i might get one. I'm still kinda worried about getting dependent though. Thx for advice.
>supreme leader/father
yo let's drink to that
my mom and siblings and i left him 2 years ago and haven't looked back. he was a victim of an alcoholic father though. tons of physical abuse, which was passed down, but alt least it was predictable for me. my dad was sober and a pastor. it was more like corporal punishment. not too bad imo but a lot of not-feeling-good-enough led to depression for me. lyfe is pree gud now tho. hbu?
>yo u shulda hmu famm
my gf never hurt me. it was more like she was so fragile that i couldn't be myself, but i guess that's just something left to time and work on her part. can't force change in such a short time.
>NY wuz gr8
you live in CA right? we gotta meetup sometime. even tho idk u, i think it's gr8 for us /soc/famm to meet as long as it's under safe and responsible circumstances.
>beware of nymphos
i didn't think much about that but makes sense. need to find me a girl who can do both stanky sex and level-headed relationship. I'm gonna try to use meetup.com to get to know girl before i date them. I think I'll take a break first tho. need to get me another job. then I'll be on the hunt for a m8. how's yo love lyfe?
>trying to move out
good luck man. i was lucky and i was forced to find a place but only after 2 years of living in an apt with my mom and siblings. it's been a well paced transition for me, although it's my 2nd month of living alone (with roommates idk that well) and my mom had to help me a little. it's aight tho.
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>>24092199
missed your dubs,checked as usual

in few hours I'll attempt and ty anonymous friend
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>>24090488
>anti trump block party
ayyy
tbhfam I have little faith in politics. i voted for the bernman in the primaries and i might write him in but honestly i don't care much. I'm focused on myself more because i wanna figure out how to be self sufficient before trying to help other people. thoughts?
>don't get lit alone
so far I've done it 3 times including now. i shoukd be more cautious tho. i always drink with pizza that i make though. i haven't gotten drunk straight yet, but I've been buzzed. i think if i keep trying to be happier by making more friends and going out more and exercising somewhat, I'll be alright. idk. maybe i should be more cautious
thx for the recs. will check out. i spent 1 hour at the liquor store before work today without buying anything, just looking for the shit u rec'd. I onky found lagunitas. I was tempted to get a 40oz to save money but i got an 8$ chardonnay after work since the clerks at the store rec'd it to me.
IPA's are bomb tho. So far I've had Sierra Nevada Torpedo and a Harpoon. I wanna try that australian one with the skeleton under the tree. ever tried it?
>alan tam
some of his tracks sound like sonic the hedgehog haha. it's definitely a nostalgic feel. idk if I'll get into it tho. i have a bad relationship with asian pop. it's the epitome of cheesiness to me.
>the famous drawanon of all the land
u is famouz
>OTL
brb kneeling in submission forever
>sorry for sperging
NEVER APOLOGIZE
>update
yes senpai
i will miss u
</3
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>>24093592
>insomnia & chinese food
ayyyyyyy
>where his dog went
u tryna say sumthin bruv? >:^(
>prepare
yo I'm kinda lit. mostly tipsy. ate like 700 calories. a full medium pizza. feeling gud. no sad feels so far. i left half of the bottle to remain since I'm not tryna get wasted.
are you str8 edge btw? i used to be till i sstarted drinking last year after i turned 21
>>24093595
>FINISH HIM. DRUNKALITY
nawww I'm tryna control myself. i wish i coukd but i gotta be cautious. What's your fav wines btw?
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>>24093608
>chamomile
By the queens flabby bingo wings I'll try it!
>Fookbuch
...Is the what the CIA are using to torture now?
>Convince
Can't fix a boat with broken tools, that and some people just don't want to be fixed.
>Threeway
I'll bring the giant sushi wraps!
>I put it
You should let us hear you some time.
...I kinda...I'm too tired to know what to say at this point...
>News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlN9o3g-yuA

I can't really think of any good sites the general vibe with the youth was that people felt robbed, you had planks whining that they'll never be able to go on holiday, that they'll never be able to study or work abroad. It was mostly the left using fear tactics and merit to encourage people to have that perspective.
>Source #2
You can probably get a good view if you just critically look at any media sight and judge the words they're saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx9pCbhcrHw
This is meant to be good but I haven't watched it.
>"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" (x10)
OOH RAH, let's go tackle that pesky democracy...I mean capitalist system...
>F04
Fallout 4, creation kit thing I was doing a while ago.
>Meet up
When the world ends in 2021 after WWIII, let's huddle together inside Lord.Kim's safety golf course.
>>24093616
Sounds nice, I'll see if I can get the stuff.
Cheers.
>Soil
When I am awake, I shall do just that.
>>24093631
>soon.
It's 2016, who poops, am I right??
>One
That...is very descriptive...noice.
>Normal
Na comment
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYRryk3OI6E ]
>Chat thread over bored
So what you're saying we should just put hats on our dogs?
>You're finally a real boy
:D
My internet is just a lil baby, it'll cry until we give it more money. By that I mean my provider. By money I mean my soul. By baby I mean complete and utter cunts
>Sole
I wish I knew how to build a server
>god king
Imagine I could stream Happy Tree Friends in 4k all day every day every hour on the hour!
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>>24093669
Hmmmm I don't think I've seen any spergin in here recently, always welcomed. Hope thats not my fault for OP'in the last few threads
anon only you could make a dark man blush. I'm not /fit/ enough to be adonis

Well shit man I hardly drink water too, I hope that shit never happens to me, cause I might rip a tooth out cause I think I'm some sleeper cell
>getting dependent on the green stuff
I've been on and off the stuff many of times, including rn cause I'm a broke ass kaffir. Its fairly easy theres no withdraw or anything but you will be in a constant feel of buttrage for 2-3 days. Thats just cause your going to get bored and mad that your not high.
After all that you won't even have that feeling of wanting to get high. Just don't make it your crutch for muh "pain" or anything like self-diagnosing and your shouldn't be too dependent on it.
> 2 years ago and haven't looked back
Shit I think thats kinda the same time since mine split up and now I hardly see him, and I'm not complaining. Same deal with my dad's father as well, but his dad died in Vietnam and I think thats what fucked him up a little bit.
>corporal punishment
Is that what he told you what it was, don't listen to those lies lol. But mine like to offer the same kind of shit too verbal and physical beatings. But since all that ended I feel at ease a lot more and don't have to wrry about pissing anyone off for "always bein in da kitchen"
>my gf never hurt me
Guess a sore dick doesn't count as one jajajaj. Glad your out of the ship, really isn't anything healthy about someone's that makes you beat yourself up over their problems, maybe she'll want to change after this....but who knows. stanky sex and level-headed relationship is something
I'd really like to find, being a freak in the sheets is cool but you need that substance man or else you got nothing to but fuck and sleep.

idk how you fitted all this in one post but I lost......
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>>24093725
>sumthin bruv? >:^(
I dindu nuffin.
>str8 edge
What does he mean by this?
>Lit
No, dim. It's too bright.
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>>24093669
>>24093711
>you live in CA right?
Yup I'm the lowly califag, seems like "all" the mericans here are all in NY. I'd love to do a meet up but yeah only as long as its chill and not sex or netflix and chill related. But making some world wide internet friends turn irl friends is something I'd like to do

Fuck man are you the asian version of me 2 years ago? I'm living with my mom and brother and sister(left since may) ever since my parents split. Kinda wish i was forced to move out sometimes just to motivate me to do so. But keep doing you don't matter your mum helped a little
thats how most youngsters get out on their own.......but mfw that won't be happening for me :(
>I'm focused on myself more
This and this and a little more of this. But I really try my best to keep out of politics. And idk this election has been like shooting fish in a barrel, I don't think anyone merican will win.

Really just 3 times? Now I feel like the shit head. But koreananon I'll never know how you drink and eat pizza, bread and liquor is the worst combo for me, just gives my stomach another reason to shit itself. But being a happy person really really helps, I've never been a real big shitter
while drunk but I know some ppl that can't hold all their feels.
Lol I'm sorry I made you spend a hour looking for the shitty beer I partake in. But yeah dude I'm glad you didn't get that 40oz. Those don't really do the trick for me like they use to and they don't make them out of glass
I'm still trying "man" up and accept IPA into my mouth, I've had serria nevada's before but never harpoons or limbo ipa(google that bitch) never seen those here, but i do live in little mexico that might be it
>sonic the hedgehog
Ha thats good, alot of his shit sounds fimilar like that. Some of his shit is so corny thats its actually bretty good except for maybe some genetic sounds and melodies. But get into this at your own risk, I'm just a sucker for 80s musica unfortunately
>famouz
maybe ;)
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>>24093827
Bruv I was eating so much junk food ealier this week, I was pooping like 4 times a day for 3 days
I need a salad
>is very descriptive
Just do an asian squat that shit will just slide on out, trust me fam33
>Na comment
>N/A
>hats on our dogs
shit what are you doing trying to start a new meme here? don't say anymore before more here you
>My interbaby is just a lil baby
Din throw a hard hat on that motha fucker and tell him hes coming with daddy to work at the coal mines. How else is your internet going to be a big stong boi?
>build a server
Youtube knows but hope you got about 1000 pounds to shill out on newegg

>Happy Tree Friends
>Happy Tree Friends?
>Happy Tree Friends!!!!!!!!!
Where has the time gone? Huh obama?! WHere has the time gone?


Pic related is Marky's true form, but still love that movie and glad I saw it in theaters
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>>24092199
>>
I drunkposted quite a bit yesterday. I hope people don't get mad at me for spilling my problems and fears everywhere. Anyways, I think I will be leaving these threads to focus on my own life. Things are pretty bad at the moment, mostly family wise, so I don't want to feel like a burden to people here because I know it for a fact that I will post too many a times in a way that is sad and boring to look at. Part of me wants to stay, but I don't think that any good can come out of it. Not sure what to add, but hey, at least I bumped your thread many a times yesterday, Drawanon! I've been working on my book a bit this month, suffering feels very conductive for my thought and "sensing" for artistic things, so if I ever get that useless trove of words published I will make sure to send you a signed copy. kek, I doubt I will, but that's just an afterthought.

I think I got everything I wanted to say down in a single post, so I guess I should press the "Post" button after I'm done saying goodbye.

Goodbye.
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>>24094016
Dude, seriously, I don't need to hear about your Hiroshima recreation. I'd love a salad right now but I'm all out and who goes to the shops just for salad? Japan is just weird in general, though the west is to blame somewhat.
>More here you
Just lay down, go to sleep
>1000
But...

Night night.
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>>24093827
>queens flabby bingo wings
kekekek
>fuckbook cia chinese water torture
haha naw, it's just a group i joined where hundreds of people vent about their problems but in a positive and supportive atmosphere. i rarely post anymore but the stuff they post makes me feel surprisingly at ease, posibbly because I'm constantly reminded of the struggles people go through on a daily basis. increases +100 empathy pts
>some ppl don't wanna be fix'd
tru
but i think they often need more help than most. maybe she won't get help now, but down the road, she might remember my input and consider it. gotta think ahead ya kno.
>giant sushi wraps
yooooooo i legit wanted to try those but apparently ppl say they're no good. I guess I could always just ask my mom how to make them at home like she used to, but without sushi. I think salmon would be amazing in a wrap, but idk how to approach homemade sushi.
>i-i want to hear your careless whisper, sexy saxanonchan...*suddenly moans very loudly*
huehuehue dude let's collab a little to get the gears going! lay down a beat and I'll try to put something raw over it. I'm not sure what i wanna accomplish on saxophone right now so might as well just find things to play.
>FUNNY INNIT
wat is dis. who dis man lol
RT always confused me. Some of their stuff seems super legit and raw, while others seem so calculated for an agenda with talking heads.
>planks
just learned me a new term, ayy
>amateur talking heads
yo why didn't they play remain in light
naw, it makes sense to take it upon oneself to view political media critically, but i guess i wanted to know how to learn about the events objectively first.
>"LE BOOTIFUL BEEPLE, LE BOOTIFUL BEEPLE" (x4)
now we must all turn to the father, son and holy ghost: marilyn manson, charles manson, munson's chocolates and mc ride.
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>>24093827
>*thumbs up to measure mushroom cloud while posing as a friendly mascot*
yo that game looks lit
tfw no gaming consoles ;-;
i used to love a few adventure/rpg games on ps2
i want to play them again in the future
but for now I'm trying to save up an emergency fund and i still wanna buy more instruments and music gear
what do u save your scrillas and guaps for?
>lord kim's safety golf course
K E K
E
K
fo sho d00d

>>24093895
>denying that we all sperg in here
jk, i just have a sperg kink so that's why i pray to Pious 8 times every morning while listening to Haydn and Bach. Just saying, sperging is awesome to me, and I'm sure other feel the same here.
>not /swoll/ enough
yo same. #twlosing
my brother gained 15 lbs of muscle last year and went from skinny to all-clothes-flatter-me. although his military training mainly drove him. he ate 4-5 meals a day, counting all of his calories and making sure shit was lean, although he had cheat days. then he hit up the gym to go /dyel/ mode. i can't get myself to do 20 pushups a day. i feel like i need to get into the habit of eating enough everyday to work out because i need them gainz. idk though. it's not working that well. manual labor keeps me somewhat fit tho. i figure once i get a second job, I'll be able to afford enough food to steadily gain. then again, i might just spend it all on drank. halp me
>sleeper cell
wat is dis
>kaffir
wat is dis voodoo language u speak to me boi
>addicted to trees
i feel like that would be me. i think i should at least save weed for hanging with other people since i already drink alone. actually, drinking too. it's time to stop. where are my parents?! D:
>muh medical mj for tumblrina depression
that makes sense. i tend to drink to get rid of stress, so i should watch out
>i am drawanon incarnate
i only see my dad in my dreams now, like just this morning. it's stressful but whatever. he wasn't that bad. the past few years he had emotional breakdowns while yelling at me.
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>>24093895
>corporeal banishment
naw he didn't lie to me. that's just how it is with most asian cultures. he would tell me to sit on my knees while he sat in front of me, yelling at me about how what I'm doing is disrespectful and he wouldn't let me go until I apologized and he would hit me with something that had long reach. Usually a wooden backscratcher. Never left bruises. Although one time I done fucked up (i don't remember what i did) he used the handle of a golf club and that shit hurt. He never used his fists and he would only hit me when I didn't say the right thing and then he would hit me a certain number of times after that. That's why I call it corporal. It wasn't like he just wailed on me. Although it was fucked up how it progressively became a way for him to let out his frustrations and insecurities. I learned to play along and take the hits over the years and I began pitying him. Lost all respect for him when he had his breakdowns. He would still be angry but his voice would break like Kendrick on "u" as he talked about how hard it was for him growing up with nothing, trying to convince me that it was for my own good, tears streaming down his angry face. We packed up and left when he was gone on some trip alone because my mom was tired of him threatening her and giving her shit every day about money. He texted me some emo ass shit in broken english so I lost respect. I still hope he doesn't an hero though. I'd like to talk to him someday when I'm grown, preferably in Korean. I gotta learn first though. Anyway...
I'm pretty much an open book with this shit. Went to therapy for 3-4 years so far, just working through this shit. I'm in an alright place.
>search for that ultra qt who got her shit together and make yo sausage sore
haha true that. i tend to be drawn towards the fucked up girls tho because i guess they feel more familiar to my old self. i figure i need to improve myself a little more so a qt on the same level will be attracted to me.
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>>24093916
>str8 edgelord
educational:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUaEPQ_hvUw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OSnAPxyMzo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5v7c6NcQ8h8
and just for keks:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wrvX4xDk1h8

>>24093985
>4chins eastside biiiiiiiitch
I've always wanted to go to cali so I'll try to hit you up if I ever do. skype me bby: eidoloneiroimago
>leaving the nest
Damn that's rough man. I lived with my mom and siblings for about a year in an apt. My sister moved out and my brother went to active duty, so we had to get a cheaper place. Oh and my mom moved out of state for work. She still visits every few weekends. My sister was originally meaning to move into this new apt with me but then one dude who was supposed to move out didn't and now my sister's living with my mom so I'm here alone. Although, I visit my aunt on the weekends since she lives like 20min away. It was a pretty alright transition. Kinda rough since that roommate was a pain in the ass with his dumbass temper tantrums but he's gone now so it's peaceful. My other roommate is chill af and almost never home. I'm so tempted to hookup with qt's and bring them over since my ex always came over. but i shouldn't. idk man. I'm so infatuated by qt's it's crazy. soon I'll be into some weird ass porn because it's starting to get old lol. have you ever had luck with hookups?
>tfw murica is a lingering turd in the toilet bowl of economic stability
>only drunk 3 times
I mean I get tipsy a lot but getting drunk worries me because I've known 3 people who personally had their childhoods be shit because of alcoholic parents. but i still crave the drunk feel. i only started drinking somewhat regularly recently. it's every few days now, mostly for taste and buzz.
>shitter supreme with cheese
speaking of which I'm gassy af lol
I'm no exception
>feels
i think therapy provides that outlet for me so i don't depend on drank to let it out. my ex would always talk about how she "needed" a drink
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Good weekends!
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Alright thread I'm back to post more shit and more of those good old (You)s

How was everyone else's morning? I woke up to a very bright and oddly orange sun which can really only mean one thing. Thought when my ass woke up it was 10am or something like that
But nah dawg it was only 8am, so I finally get out of bed and go outside and get micro-aggressed by a smokey ass clouds from another wild fire that started today. The entire city is covered in ash and theres still more falling ever minute.

But this is solcal and this is kinda of the norm, if you can't handle a little bit of smoky weather you shouldn't be out here bruv. And its also the weekend so theres not even one news channel reporting this so idk how big its gotten since yeaterday.
Last I heard it was at 1500 acres probably alot bigger now

I shut up now and dump these pics
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I thought my camera wasn't going to pic up the orange hue here but I'm glad it did

Shitty pic of all the ash in the street rn
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Look whos dumb brother forgot to roll up his window, or maybe it was my friend since he slept in there the other day
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Idk why but this shit looks like I put a buttload of filters on all these pls no bully
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Just got a few more then I'm going to get them replies going and then make me something to eat and finish the rest of my (You)'in
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Think this my be my fav, cause of the metaphoric message in it
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>>24094135
That shit happens anon I've done it a few times as well not the greatest moments in the world but thats life.
And I guess the best thing to do is take a hiatus from here till you gets things smoothed out. And with me OP I'd say any bump is appreciated don't even care what it is unless its cock rating
Dude make that book your hobby, would be nice to know someone on this board has done something productive with their lives

Later anon stay gold

>>24094275
My Hiroshima recreations are out of the question in the matter of opinion, they are superb and you know it ;^
>who goes to the shops just for salad?
Is that not a thing in Britannia? Thats a pretty popular thing in the states for the concern dieter, which are mostly girls, lot of fast food places have now, yummy right?

But I guess the west can be blamed for anime since we introduced cartoons for them. Anything before WW2 is all on them, like being savage ass soldiers going around raping and pillaging and etc.
At the end of tha dai tho, Japan gonna stay weird B, and dat just tha way of the world ma
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>>24095039
Kek I wouldn't say pious spergs out alot, but then again their were those few dozens of times. And I shameful chuckled at them so I guess I'm no difference
Your brother needs to stop showing off man, but I really need something to drive me to work out and "stay" working out. And I need to start eating a little more but 5 meals seems like a lot if your not marching and patrolling around, being a skinny cuck is no fun and I miss my girth ;^<
I noticed when I was working doing manual labor shit, you get slightly noticeable a little thick, hopefully that works out with the other job. Isn't stuffing your face with tha foodstuff more applying than stuffing it with tha drank? Don't
>wat is dis
Its that old cold war term for a spy or an agent thats been put hypnotherapy to act as a entire different person till their activated(by some safe word shit I think) to accomplish their mission
> voodoo language
Whoa r00d much?!
Thats the south african equivalent to nigger down over there. Been throwing out that hot fire on the chans, no one will ever know
>save weed for hanging with other people
Dude good luck with that, it'll all be gone in the blink of a horse eye tbqhh. Just try to buy goodish quality tree but at a low price, or buy some shake and proceed to to apply for your nigger card and roll blunts all day. That might be good since you shouldn't really smoke a blunt by yourself.
But all you have to do to not stay addicted is keep balance in your life like a honorable man. But just try not to get high like six times a day thats good advice

Think I had a dream last month with my dad in it don't think anything tramtic happened in it, but pretty sure he was yelling at my ass about something. Well just think of that breakdown as a sign that he just a dumb human being like all of us.
And heads up if you do start smoking say goodbye to dramatic dreams and nightmares, I'm pretty sure its not a good thing to not have night terrors but not to sure on that lol
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>>24093595
Ay motherfucker gypsies are best culture.
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I'm still tired, I apologize for the poor (you) quality, forgibs.

>>24095097
After spending considerable time analyzing and reevaluating those resources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWQ-rnXi_n4
>>24095812
>Merica
Isn't that more to just fit in with the trend tho?
#Gottagoanorexic.
>Fast food
I've heard that you have a place on nearly every corner...or that might just be NY...I'm not sure.
>>24095810
Even though it's covered in shit it's still green and growing?
>>24094998
>supportive atmosphere
Sounds like a normal version of /r9k/ and /soc/
>Ahead
Just remember to care for yourself tho
>Try
Isn't it just seaweed/fried lettuce?
>Homemade
Well you need a week free...to deal with the food poisoning.
>Beat
I'll try to find some.
>Objective
I think I have some sites from /pol/ surrounding the papers, you can look at them and maybe you'll get a clearer picture...maybe.
>>24095039
>Save
The last thing I bought was a takeaway, I'll just say food. I don't really spent that much scratch.
>Instruments
Can you legally play in the streets there? You could get tips.
>PS2
Battlefield 2 memories <3
>gaming
When you do look at scan (.) com
>>24095812
>you know it ;^
I am not dutch enough to accurately assess the quality of those water bombs.
>Rapping and pilling
I'm pretty sure EVERY country was doing that.
History was written by the victors and the monks
>Never recover
And we'll keep loving them as if they are our autistic distant cousins...that REALLY like fish and octopi.
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>>24094998
>lay down a beat
I'm too tired at the minute but I found this...
...Don't...judge me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uE8rR7grNf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fL6PKf9WgX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dwQl0wvYmj
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fIMaBfzkcZ

Wrk jour magik
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Seems dead, maybe bc I started posting
>24095818
Oooh nice
>>24095785
Fire?

Pic Japanese friend! Hopefully it doesn't say anything bad.
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>>24094026
Glad I came back to check :D
Ty pham for delivering
The eyes bring really bring it all together for me <3
I like the shoulders too gives it a kind of werewolf looking vibe
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>>24097515
It got harder ha, thanks again I wish it was better. I had to use an eraser this time and I usually try to draw in single strokes. I'll try to get better maybe. Great evening to you and ty.
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>>24096954
>Seems dead
Sup
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>>24097573
Hey what's up
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Lazy night fo myself. I should not be watching shows, but I do.
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>>24097730
Not much, anon. What are you still doing up, isn't it late over?
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>>24097889
Yeah, I went to sleep then woke up. I just woke up again. It's just as late btw ;p
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>>24098102
>Late
Then go to bed, get some good sleep.
When you wake up, do something productive.
>shows
What were you watching?
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>>24098277
I know, kinda hard at times ;O
I was and am watching "Stranger Things". Why in the world are you up so early!
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>>24098298
>world are you up so early!
I said. I think I've developed insomnia. I cannot sleep.
>Hard at times
But...it's better than looking at our 4chins
>Stranger
MFW, It hasn't been put on my netflix
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>>24098362
>I said
missed it or pretended to
>>24098362
>But...it's better than looking at our 4chins
poking holes in the walls is better than 4 channer
>>24098362
>netflix
cool anime, haven't seen it yet
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>>24098379
>pretended to
So r00d. D':
>Wall
I have to agree. Listening to L'Entourloop is better than 4chimps
>That face
Encouraged me to draw
>Remembered why I don't draw with a mouse
>Woot
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>>24098430
>So r00d. D':
tease
>>24098430
>L'Entourloop
noice jam
>>24098430
4chills
>>24098430
>Encouraged me to draw
day started off just right ;)
>>24098430
>>Remembered why I don't draw with a mouse
>>Woot
use your mind instead ;D
>Drawing.jpg
cute
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>>24098470
>tease
Oh hush
>Strawberry
Someone shares my tastes?
>>24098470
4chills
>Right
...What tricky?
>Mind
It's flooded with caffeine deprived receptors.
It's busy being unhelpful.
>Cute
Speak 4 urself! <3
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>>24098494
>Oh hush
I'm stuck on repeat
>>24098494
>Someone shares my tastes?
When you have good ones of course
>>24098494
>It's flooded with caffeine deprived receptors.
at least it's not filled with possibilities
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>I'm stuck on repeat
Then get struck by a sound
>You hav gut taste mane
Now if only it paid...
>At least
Oh heavens no, I spent my time in school properly!

[Thisisnotacarboncopy]
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Dude don't mind the gap between my last posts, I fucked up yesterday and had company over again

>>24095064
Never thought that you were getting beaten like a sex slave or anything, most of what you described sounded pretty similar to what you went thru. Complete with the whole "I'm only hard on you cause I love ye", and "I didn't have anything as a kid so beating you is how you become a man".
I'd say it was mostly a leather belt or just bare hands, and for bruises idk how many I've ever had but I'm sure I've had a couple. I use to get in trouble alot over some really dumb shit, mostly cause my dad would came home from work in a shitty mood, and he'd come home from work and search for the the smallest speck of dirt, like if our room need to be cleaned or something was out of place. Shit like that would just set him off and it seemed like thats what he wanted. At some point punish us just become the norm for him and you said he just used it to let out his frustrations and insecurities. Also would be the shit out of my dogs if they were making to much noise or his football team lost(I wish I was joking about that one, but I'm not).
But seriously I think you and your siblings and mom made the right decision staying with him would have just made you lose you hair at some point. And lol man thos emo texts are always a trip. I got a really big one before a couple father's day ago. Never in my life experienced so much butthurtness in one text

I'm sure you can easily find a on the level qt without really having to do to much self help and pushups. Usually its the fast ass girls that only care about how you bod looks. What you need to do is get a new phone to play pokeman go again. Apparently "everyone" has ran into their future bf/gf and you live
in a populated area should be easy to find one of theose poke man hunting mobs
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>>24098591
>Then get struck by a sound
Getting struck by sound, hmm... How does one even begin.
>>24098591
>Now if only it paid...
Don't forget to fill out your tax forms ;D
>>24098591
>school
It's middle of July
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>>24098606
>begin.
AHA! You have krept upon my trap card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8I95HSxu10
Tremble.
>Tax
...I don't wanna adult, please don't.
>Months
>Knowing the calendar
What are you, decently educated?
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>>24098608
>AHA! You have krept upon my trap card
Wwwww... ow. Shook like a hurricane. I think I've began for a moment or two.
>>24098608
>...I don't wanna adult, please don't.
It's not that bad. Play cool like everyday.
>>24098608
>decently educated?
Nope, I do own a fancy gregorian calendar.
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>Shook
Bewm
>Mooment
My work is done, lads.
>Play
I don't play, I be!
>Cool
What is this?
>Fancy
CRUSH THE BOURGEOISIE
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>>24095097
Don't come over here in the summer unless you want to deal with our fire session and hot weather. But I'm down for this maybe I'll see if I can come to the east coast haven't been in years and I've never been to the ny
ADDED, so have that pic of your boipussy ready by noon or gtfo

Man I guess its been two years for me now, when I parents first decided to split and my dad finally moved out I was loaning my mom most of my money from my first job, probably let her barrow something closer to a grand and have had $400 paid back to me. I kinda feel like
if I wasn't giving her money all the time I could have moved out a long time ago. But after all that we tried to sell the house but the it got foreclosed and we moved into our grandma's house where I am to this day senpai. But I just tell myself its water under the bridge but idk.

But fuck man that sucks your family is all split up from all that now, but at least you guys still visit eachother when you guys have time. And idk whats up with that roommate but he fucked up, pretty sure your sister would have been a far less waist of space then that guy
>3 people who personally had their childhoods be shit because of alcoholic parents
Pls stop with these feels, this is kind of the reason I don't drink that much or at least as much as I use to. My mom has been hitting the bottle pretty hard since the divorce too, but they've both have always been a bit of drinker.
I've only been completely drunk maybe two times then, and thats only ever with hard liquor usually beer doesn't get me that drunk. I honestly don't want to drink to much cause i'd hate to repeat the same things my parents have done. Same reason I'll never smoke crack lol

1/2 cuz I'm a bitch
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>>24095097
>bring them over
I don't see why not other than the whole bettering yourself part. Might as well do it when your feeling better. But no anon I haven't really been looking into the whole hookup up scene. I guess I'd need to take my apperance more serious before that happens. I not a very attractive man appaerntly maybe in do time
I'll hope on the scene but idk if that will be for me. Just seems so stressful having to worry about how good your profile is. How many qts have said that you were a qt as well?
>gassy af
Bruv you should have known man you should have known. Bet your day was complete with some aggressive squatting over the toilet
>therapy provides that outlet
Fuck I've asked myself if I neede a therapist but I really don't know, I had a mostly shitty childhood but idk if I got to messed up from it. But your ex was stuck on that life I guess never a good thing to hear

2/2 pls trim this, we posting hard right now
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>>24098648
>Bewm
Got meh!
>>24098648
>My work is done, lads.
Outstanding job!
>>24098648
>I don't play, I be!
Very well
>>24098648
>What is this?
One states cool as a state of being
>>24098648
>BOURGEOISIE
Smug commoner

>I see.png
Beautiful and you're making me sweaty
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>>24098673
>Got meh!
DEEZ NOOTS
>Outstanding
...That something someone else would of said!! Fiend.
>Well
Hmph!
>A cool state
But I can't be anything but a low heated solid stated or else I become a foul tasting Popsicle.
>Peasant
Ronin.
>Bootyful butterflige
It's bootiful, brings a tear to my ear.
>Sweaty
*Cracks wrist*
;)
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>>24096198
The whole nomad thing is the coolest part, but robbing people and being general ass fags and being drunk all day time ain't cool tho
What kind of gypsy do you want to be?

>>24096265
Nah at least I don't think so, everyone here is conscious about their weight and theres always some kind of new health trend popping in and out. And salads are a great way to get those people to pay money for shitty high calorie and high sugar salads
>place on nearly every corner
What for fast food or just this salad nonsense? You might be thinking of starbucks but i think their numbers are starting to recede a little bit now. But it really depends on your location on the number of restaurants near you
There really isn't shit around me except for the generic macdonalds and taco bell and that nasty ass KFC over here
>Even though it's covered in shit it's still green and growing?
Only a pleb would read into the most main stream media lines
Its actually a metaphor for how nature is a undying cycle. Even tho that blackened leaf has been burnt and miles away from its home, it will now aid with that plants nourishment since ash has a good number of nitrogen in it
>am not dutch enough to artistically shit up a storm
Thats what dutch training is for you'll be a completely and more powerful person after wards
>I'm pretty sure EVERY country
True but find me a country that has been documented about it so much. Ans the whole sex slave pow thing they did back then which got korea into it as well
Even the losers complained about the japs code of war, what happened to muh "GENEVIEVE CONVENTION" The ivans won ww2 but bitches till complain about them raping up berlin
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>Blurry eyes.png
Gorgeous, I don't know if I ever said that before...
>>24098682
>DEEZ NOOTS
noot-noot
>>24098682
>...That something someone else would of said!! Fiend.
That's no good. Excellency is what I seek. Friend back, no homosex.
>>24098682
>Hmph
Well
>>24098682
>But I can't be anything but a low heated solid stated or else I become a foul tasting Popsicle.
Popsicles do come in good flavors
>>24098682
>Ronin.
Climbing the hierarchy back up. Very much a professional fooler here. Monarchy jk.
>>24098682
>It's bootiful, brings a tear to my ear.
I'm melted...
>>24098682
>*Cracks wrist*
that sound!

;D
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>>24098699
>a8
You look a little cold
>You're gorgeous
I'm a happily married queen ant.
>Noot noot
This ones...is special.
>Party pooper
But do you party at the poop?
>Good flavors
This boards turning me straight...
>Monarch
*Strokes corgi cautiously*
>Proper moist
Caution: The increase in carbon dioxide emissions and led to the decrease in solar bouncing, the ice caps are melting.
We're gonna need a wet floor sign.
>Soungasm
Uhehehahahaehehuhehaggaga

c':
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>>24098695
I will reply when I get back.
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>>24098695
>popping in and out.
The sterotype...is untrue? D:
>High sugar salad
...Salad
>Taco bell
Is that nice over there?
>Flower
...It won't decay on the leaf, nor will it be absorbed by the leaf. Secondly the burnt bits could be an arry of things. For example, bit's of a wall.
>Sap
O okay.
>Power comes from within...your bowels.
Thank you, mien kind.
>Bushido just gave bullies a reason to bully >:'(
Tru
>Genevieve
Is kind of weird.
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>A hat for you, sit..png
*wears with greatness*
>>24098944
>You look a little cold
uuugh brainfreeze; might be contagious ;)
>>24098944
>I'm a happily married queen ant.
I always wanted to fly. Then I read about the guy and his (son?) making wings out of wax then flying off. Him self and son tried to get closed to the sun. Wax melted and they went down. I can't tell how true the story is but it made me rethink my wants.
>>24098944
>This ones...is special.
;0
>>24098944
>But do you party at the poop?
I do poop at a party sometimes. Psh, who doesn't.
>Party pooper
mkay party gnar
>>24098944
>*Strokes corgi cautiously*
but what colour is your horse
>>24098944
>We're gonna need a wet floor sign.
right on it
>>24098944
>>Soungasm
so damn good

;X
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Hello thread and gosh morning how is and was your mornings faminites?

This is what I woke up to today, guess thats what I get for leaving the red drink out last night( even tho i do that every night goddammit)
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Then I find the interstate ant-17 going on, on my bed and on my face, would rather just make up choking on someone's hair or face first in a fart, Least I know I didn't sleep alone ;p
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>>24099975
Ey mang!
quickly dropping by

My families health is really improving, but I am really scared stiff in case anything happens. I met my oldest cousin today. He is so much more mature compared to the days when we drank two litre beers together and did vandalism as kids. I aspire to be like him in a way because i am so unstable and fickle as of now. Whatever festivities are over and I am picking up my forest things again. I got really drunk for two days straight because I was fucked moodwise and I did a lot of crazy shit from the things I keep hearing from my relatives kek. Like I was playing a game of "Who knocks me out first?" by tossing my middle finger at random passing cars just as they were going to this big outdoors concert. I'm mental when I am drunk, but at the same time I am pretty mental even when I am sober and all straight edge. I'm still staying away from these threads because I lack time and honestly I feel like I am very annoying to people ( I also feel bit mad at someone, but it is passing away and I feel more of an asshole now that I have a clear head and thinking ) ITT for my mood swings, but I will try and come back when I feel like I am more of a person I want to be and more into accomplishing things I set out to do. I feel so embarassed about myself sometimes. I will try and pick up drawing, so if all goes well and I still have the hand for drawing, I should be able to post some of my own illustrations I have in mind for my book. I got some sketches down, they're shit, but at least I know in what ways I am shit. Classically influenced Romantic'ish William Blake stuff is what I am going for now.

Much love my friend.
Also have a good one eveyrone!
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>>24100056
Good one to you as well! I'm kind of new but I'm glad things are going better.
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>>24093592
Sorry you had to read all of that, it's pretty embarassing tbqh...

Anyways, I should be able to give you some squatting counseling the upcoming autumn.

See you lad. I'm pretty stupid and a buffoon, but I am aware of that, so I ought to change, thus I am going for a bit.

I guess I wanted to write these two out as a discolure for now.

Hope whatever you got going for yourself will go well and you will have some interesting things to say and share once I'm back around.

I wanted to write out more (You)'s but I really got to go.
>>24100070
Thank you anon! I've been like this for a long time, especially when I started coming here first ( it was February, just ask people what I was like back then kek ), but I've been working hard to change myself a bit. I'm an asshole and hugely flawed, terrible person, but I'd like to think that there is just a tiny bit of reedeming qualities in me that I am yet to unearth, so I am going to be working hard on working on whatever is "good" in me. And I am not saying this in a self-defeating way, but I am just sick of how foolishly I act and how easily it alienates people. Tbqh you get what you give most of the times, so I shouldn't be surprised.

tl;dr
I want to be a better person.

Hope to see you around, if you are still here by the time I am back ( i think these threads will remain )

will miss all of you fine people
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>>24100099
>I've been working hard to change myself a bit.
That's always good and it take patients and dedication to achieve good results.
>>24100099
>I'm an asshole and hugely flawed
I don't know about being a hole where poo goes from but being flawed is very normal.
>>24100099
>I'd like to think that there is just a tiny bit of reedeming qualities in me that I am yet to unearth
There are, understand yourself. Set limits and do better. At least try.
>>24100099
>I want to be a better person.
Everyone should strive to greatness or else you forfeit existence.
>>24100099
>Hope to see you around, if you are still here by the time I am back
I am afraid that I will most likely be here until the last server is burned to the ground. Hurry back!
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>>24099975
>even tho i do that every night goddammit
probably the reason why you got a little antler party going, clean up you filthy little boy.
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>>24100056
Its good to hear your still hanging in there man. But idk man just stop calling yourself an ashole and think better of yourself before you do something that will land you in jail. All I can really say about that.
Good luck with your drawing and that book keep practicing and you'll be better than me, but I'm not a great artist. Was even thinking a little about hanging up my towel, for good or till I take a class cause I've been stuck in the same skill level and i've been drawing since I was a kid.
Even if those sketches are shit you should stop on by again and post them, don't think any /ic/ drones post here so you'll be safe lol

Adios me amigo

>>24100203
Bruv I said I do that every night, usually nothing happens but when it gets hot here the ants like to go inside and start looking for shit. I'd clean but theres really nothing but some mofuckin kool-aid their after
Fite me fampie
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Hay Guys!
Germanon here checking back in.
How is everybody doing?
I had a very mixed week. Shitty in some, but great in other regards.
Decided to go on Omegle and meet some new people, because I felt lonely,
which turned out to be a bad idea.
I did meet some nice grills, but I got frustrated when I recognized
that I couldnt really talk to any of them for a prolonged amount of time on skype
because we have nothing in common and now theyve stopped writing me.
That shouldnt be a problem but somehow my sense of self worth is affixed
to what other people think of me so it bummed me out a lot.

Oh I also watched the movie Caché by Hanecke which was fucking fantastic.
Is that france film and philosophy nerd still around?

>>24087527
Pius, how is the berrypicking going along?
How much money have you collected at this point?
Are you satisfied with it?
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Almost finished with last episode that's available of the "stranger things". Love the show. Got same cop car too. Used to have the small cop car turbocharged but I sold it.
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Life saving bump
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>>24099587
>*wears with greatness*
I'm just a noble hatter.
>>24099587
>ontagious ;)
Oh bby
>>24099587
>wants.
Isn't that a greek myth?
>Doesn't want to be Daedalus
Who's gonna build my maze now?
>:0
>>:-0
>Party
Kids these days, putting a laxatives in the drinks instead of the good ol' roofies. What happened to the golden days?
>Private
[Private] You'll have to come with us.
>Right a-way
Good...Good. My plan is coming together perfectly.

(¬.¬)- \(^o^)/ -(- .- )
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>>24100099
>embarassing tbqh...
It's alright. Just figure out what made you think like that and fuggin stop it.
>>24100099
>autumn
But that's when I go larping. :'(
>Go
Fare tee well young traveler, and good look with your berries.
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Update: I'm gonna go talk to an artist so I can get some help with drawing. Thing is...he wants to see my drawings...they're all shit.
So I drew this.
I need help with improving it.
So it's less shit
Like...decent-tier.

Also
I feel like I am somewhat getting better
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03mjzMvm5Gl


>>24101354
>back in.
Welcome!
Now leave.
>>24101354
>lonely,
>Hasn't replied to my text
> Feellikeapotatoatm, senpai. :'(
>Girls on omegle
...That already sounds like a bad idea.
>Think of you
Well I think you're a pretty chill guy
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Arrived yesterday at 4 in the afternoon and slept till around 10 this morning
I wouldn't say it was a shitty trip, for it had some good moments but it was pretty bad compared to what it could've been if it wasn't for that Ocd control freak
Who woke us up at 8 am and had us chasing after her without food till the afternoon from one museum to another, then would let us eat for a short amount of time, only to continue our marathon to places she would want to see
And fact I got ditched by my friend to hang out with normie grills for majority of time there
But at least I got out of this shit place for a while, now for the real horror searching for a job
Will be posting pictures until someone stops me.

>>24101354
Hai Germ
Is it Ok if I ask what happened with your gf ?
You're an interesting guy so don't let it get to you.

>>24099986
You party hard
Sup Drawanon.

>>24091985
What happened ?
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>>24103742
stop
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>>24103742
Mother has to redo the contract for the house ( it's bank property, so I am reasonably concerned, and she never tells me the whole story ), family is bad healthwise, I was stressed, etc. Just the usual shit.
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>>24103764
Ok.

>>24103765
Let me know what happens with her
I'm sorry to hear about her health, may I ask what's wrong ?
Are you still stressed now ?
That is assuming you would like to talk about it all.
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>>24103499
>already sounds like a bad idea
Haha, yeah its pretty retarded.
Thanks :)

How have you been?
I wouldnt be too scared of what the artists thinks of your drawings, after all youre trying to improve them and he knows that
>>24103742
Hey, yeah sure its okey.
I broke up with her like 4 months ago, I was too weak to help her with her problems, our relationship was a lost cause.
By the way, did you meet the artist you wanted to show your blueprints to? Or am I mixing something up?
Oh and can you repost the model you made that you got shit on for by your retarded teacher?
Also please post more pictures from your trip!
>>24092067
Why do you think youre a terrible person?
You care so much about the people close to you, you try your best not to bother them with your problems just to keep some weight of their shoulders.
That sounds like what the opposite of a terrible person would do.
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>>24103785
I will, I will.
Yes, very much so, but I am busying myself with berry work. I'm doing my third tour in about ten minutes. It's hot as fug, but there are still so many berries to catch. Computer comes around this week.
Nah, it's alright; don't worry about that.
>>24103787
Was bit drunk then.
I'm working on myself pham. Might not be around as much as I would like to, but that is only for the better.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPNMtq2rPes

russian punk tbqh

catch you folks later
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fNvDtRUcU

Opa opa zelonaja ograda
:-DDDDD
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I think the reason why I wanted approval of those girls is the same reason that I cant take compliments to heart
(even though I do appreciate them) and that I do think about every criticism.
Its just that I dont like myself, so Im searching for every hint from the outside world
that contributes to that way of thinking while ignoring anything different, anything positive.
Does anybody here dealt with that problem effectvely before?
No matter how often I count my strenghts and tell me that I am worthwhile,
ten minutes later I fall back into my old way of thinking.
So yeah I appreciate every advice.

Its not that bad for me though, I can definetly deal with it and I wouldnt describe me as really depressed or anything.
I just want to deal with it.

>>24103799
Aslong as youre working on yourself Im happy about it!
Please keep us up to date from time to time though.
>>24103805
Pretty badass
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>>24103787
Who's that in the picture ?
No, but it's not like I was not expecting such slacks and disappointments from this department, but I'm glad I did them for now I need them for my job hunt, I did meet my friend tho , very difficultly that is, but I did on the last day, he gave me a copy of his magazine in which I had taken a photo and turns out he's coming to my country in a few months
Which model kek, I got shit on for many things

How's everything with you nowadays, are you taking any summer courses ?

>>24103799
At least some pleasant news, so your hard work will be paying off after all
I would also like to know if there's any updates on the school part
Good luck :--D

>>24103805
(You)

>>24103824
I have the same problem of self-dislike
I have not dealt with it, in fact I'm gradually falling into surrender, it's peaking these days tbqh
I think the difference is that I'm the one constantly criticizing myself, instead of searching for approval I'm shutting myself in
I'm sorry I'm not helping, instead ranting about myself, but it's been on mind past couple of days.
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>>24103855
Thats one of the two girls I was in NYC with.
Didnt knew you had a friend there, how was the meet up?
Its hard to describe, I forgot some things...
The one that was a twisted and nuanced interpretation of an old style of architecture... just post some stuff, Im curious in your work either way.

Everything is alright with me. Im not taking summer courses, Im not doing much of anything.
I cant go to a new gym , sell the shit in my room or search for a job since Im only in my hometown for 5 days at a time until im on another holiday. Its nice that Im visiting so many people but Im annoyed by the lack of productive things I can do in Bremen because of it.
Also Im not reading. I should be reading. If not Crime and Punishment atleast something economy related. My way of thinking is already deprived compared to when I was at my peak around december, do you know what I mean?

I guess shutting oneself in is the next step that comes after the realization that no amount approval in the world,
if it is not comming from the self, will solve your problem....

Dont excuse yourself for talking about the things that are on your mind, thats nothing anybody should feel sorry about.
If you think its helps you, please talk with us about it.
Even if you get no responses I think its still self therapeutic to just write your problems out.
Thats why I did it.
I wish I had some helpful advice, sadly I cant offer any :/

I will go out now.
Im probably back in a couple of hours.
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>>24103787
>he knows that
True. thanks dude.
>Picture
Are you uploading these anywhere?
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>>24103910
Yes, here :)
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>>24103824
I will. I've been writing and learning how to draw as of last few days, by the way.
>>24103855
Yes, but it is pretty frustrating that it pays so little. Fourteen to sixteen hours of work for thirty euros isn't all that good.
Apparently I have finished the ninth, since they let me do the exams, and I passed them, meaning I should be over with that. If I wouldn't pass, it would mean I wouldn't even be able to do exams in the first place. Well it's basically a walk to school mid August. Schools can request paperwork on themselves, so it's simple. The option I wanted, working home from PC and sending my work through email is happening, so I'm going for that.
Thanks.
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>>24104108
Bad posture, would not do sports with/10
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>>24103138
>I'm just a noble hatter.
I happen to be a hatter myself.
>>24103138
>Oh bby
Yeah yeah, still nice ;)
>>24103138
>Isn't that a greek myth?
I forgot about the feathers, and yeh but I had a thick book on many myths. They are rather similar.
>>24103138
>Who's gonna build my maze now?
If you commission ;)
>>24103138
>What happened to the golden days?
Long lived and stored in our memories. Past can't be returned, future can be created.
>>24103138
>[Private] You'll have to come with us.
You'd have to invite and I'd have to accept.
>>24103138
>perfectly
Single piece of shattered glass reflecting images.

>>24103138
>(¬.¬)- \(^o^)/ -(- .- )
now this is the porn I can get into
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>>24104122
It is not but it's a start, when does this season finish
You mean back then or now ?
That's good to hear too, so I guess around 20 days are left for that, how do you feel about things in general aside from all the stress and exhaustion.

>>24103896
I stupidly thought it was the ex-girlfriend, anyway pretty girls :)
Yeah, luckily he was in town at that time, I once mentioned he's a pretty known architect so he leaves town for conferences a lot, it was short but nice, got to catch up
Ah the one with the horizontal minaret I think, will post in a sec

So you're traveling back and forth weekly ?
How do you plan on solving this for next month or so until the semester starts again
I know exactly what you mean!

It's alright, one has enough on mind already.
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So I got my school papers. I have finished the exams, but I have unfinished shit for the second semester from the ninth that I will probably need to finish. They are in chemistry, biology, history, literature, Latvian, English and some others. I know the staff at the local school, so I will probably try to shoot an arangment wherein I quickly finish whatever I had to do in ninth grade and then transition to tenth as soon as I can. I will have shitloads of work to do, but I really want to finish school more than anything at the moment and I am very determined to do so. And when I really want something, I know I will get it because I am very confident of my abilities and for my capacity for work.

My mother managed to extend our agreement for staying in this house for an another year, so I have exactly that much time that I can still live here with my family. I'm not getting thrown out, so I am very glad to have that off my list of problems for now.

Things are very challenging, but I am not afraid of difficulties. I can only work for so many hours physically, which isn't all that little, maximum being sixteen per day without any days off, but I know it for a fact that my mental faculty can do so much more and isn't bound and restricted by daylight.

>>24104169
At the end of August.
I actually got the bulk of paperwork and what is left can only be requested by schools. See above.
Alright. I'm more creative than ever. There isn't a day that goes without me having some image come before my mind that I either set down in words or in rough sketches. Honestly I feel like a modern day Jack London.

Circle of wrath, I see, I remember that Canto very well.

btw you shouldn't be as self-disliking of yourself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZUQ7yZTFco

F A U S T

Sorry for skipping so many (You)'s friends.
A
U
S
T
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Daily reminder that

I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time.
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>>24104169
>>24104187
I'm not actually exhausted. Would I do this for five years, yes, my body would feel signs of wear and tear, but for now I feel as energetic as I do about the forest as I did at the end of the June when I said I will do my work.

I've come to realise some of my better characteristics; endurance is amongst those. And patience. Despite my fast, capricious nature, I am also very patient for long term goals.
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>>24104187
How does your mom feel about the school and related news ?

Great, that relieving as well, have you been on the look for a job for when the season is over ?

Wish I could see them

I was surprised to see it there did not expect to(not sure what I expected tbqh)

Don't tell me what I shouldn't be doing ;--D

>>24104211
You sure are something, keep up in this spirit.
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>>24084773
Ayy Koreanon-kun
Sorry for missing on your (You)
I'm Ok, yourself
Let us hear your version of the encounter with Germanon.
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>>24104229
Good obviously. She knows I am more than capable of getting an education, but is also aware of how turbulent my life has been and why I haven't been able to get one earlier. Ultimately education isn't my last goal, you know, it is books; literature has been my first love since I was a child and it remains as sweet to me as it did then. I want to create.

Not really. I will focus on school until New Year. There is more forest work; cranberries come in about the middle of August and are taken in well into October.

Be patient.

What did you like the most?

But seriously though, you can make some very nice things and can be very creative, it's just if you only focused on finding that spark for creativity.
>;--D
;--x-D-dDD

I love feeling like this, I am so alive.
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>>24104229
That painting either looks very French or Russian.
>>
I don't really know what I expected, but it was a more than the standard "sketch and sketch some more" you hear all the time... I'll just sit and home and play skywim

On another note: Anyone have any ideas for what I could use cheese oil for?


>>24104187
>ninth grade
Wait...what?
>Daylight
Still sleep though.
>>24104164
>Hat
Post's glorious picture
>I have a thick
>>/dicthread/
There^^
>myths
I too read Percy Jackson
>Mission
I don't accept, death just isn't my thing.
>Past can't
Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
>Invite
You're under arrest. ;)
>Glass
...Well THERE goes the surprise!
>Into
I charge £2 for unlimited access (to my lamp and sunglasses)
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>>24104267
It's a long story, but I dropped out of high school despite being a very promising student because I didn't really care to go to school then and I liked reading classical novels more than I enjoyed reading what I considered to be stale textbooks.

tl;dr
retartet faggot

Around six to eight hours mostly. Normally it's five.
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>>24104247
Obviously, I was just wondering if she said anything special
I know it isn't and I know it's only important because that's how today's world works, which is why I keep asking

Very good, are you still doing the two years in one ?

I am, just reminding in case you forget

Many things, especially A Burial At Ornans by Courbet
But I've seen so much to point I couldn't look anymore!
The Louvre had good ones but so many and in such bad presentation
Did not expect to enjoy Picasso since I do not like his paintings, but the sculptures were pretty fun actually

Maybe, thanks for your words anyway
:x-x--D
I wasn't sure if you're ready for such a complex version of :--D

>>24104252
French Impressionism actually.
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Ahhhhhhahaha wtf when did this thread get so busy all of a sudden, I missed all palechan and germanchan's pic dumps. Don't even think I would have been awake for it all, life ain't far

>>24103742
Kek oh you know me I guess, those ants love to party so much that they have to be sprayed with bug spray. Besides I think blacking out last week was far more haggard.


Will make some better posts when I get on my computer plus I'm sure it's time to make a new thread as well, let's see what I can come up with
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>>24104122
Yeah, ive noticed.
Its great! I hope you stick with it.
Writing and drawing can be really self therapeutic!
>>24104169
Oh yeah I probably ment him then when I was asking if you met that architect.
My memory is a mess, its nothing personal I just cant remember shit.
Yes, it was the horizontal minaret!

Yes. Im going to Berlin next Thursday and to Essen the week after.
Soon School will start again....

What thing are you talking about that I need to solve until school begins? I dont get it.

>one has enough on mind already
Sure, but I still think that everybody deserves help and somebody to talk about their thoughts and feelings to.
I hope you have such a person!
>>24104229
That picture is amazing.
Who drew it?
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>>24104319
Nothing special, really.
It's alright. If I have time and some opportunity, I would honestly do work along with school.

Yes. That's what I am aiming at and the best way to do it is to work a lot.

I won't forget. :-DD I still remember that I owe you a stove, tour of my house, picture of me in longish hair with locks ( I can make very small strands of my hair fall on my forehead as of now, so it has grown back ), a poem ( unpromising affinities of Taiwanese cartoon board (?) ) and some other shite.

Such a dark painting, reminds me of early Gogh.
Because art isn't supposed to be consumed like that anyways.
Would you ever want to return on your own?

They keep mutating. [spoiler]can you do zuzu one day?i miss your fingerpaints[/spoiler]

I knew I have good intuition for these things. :^)
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>>24103824
Daaaaaaaamn look at the little nigglet in her toto how adorable

>>24104187
Fuck then the real challenging work has started for you then, that's a good number of subjects you have to study too. Plus the fact that you have biology and chemistry as hs subjects, it was either you had one or the other in my high school. Chemistry was more for AP students so I've never had that subject.

Make finishing school your top top priority now, this shit as you know will effect everything your ass does in the real world will make the difference between a decent job or no job and of course your acceptance into higher education and yada yada.

If you ever can you should start posting your homework problems if you ever get bored or stuck with any of it. Glad to see your striving to change your life for the better, I could take notes from this.
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Good week to you all!

;0
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>>24104332
What did you black out on
I miss my tiny bottle of whiskey ;-; it was the only French I fell in love with
I believe I reached a decent level where I can pour whiskey right into my head without taking breaks or adding anything for the taste.

>>24104359
Oh well yes then
It's alright, fact you remember at all
Pic related

You currently staying at a dorm still ?

Well I have this thread, nobody outside
It's actually frustrating at times, but for most part I'm used to being alone.

>>24104359
Ikr! The Floor Scrappers by Gustave Caillebotte.
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>>24104359
I really want to get some illustrations for my "Euracyklon" done. I lack the training and proper tools, but I am progressing steadily in terms of drawing.
Maybe. If I can make them as turbulent as I am, I will be very happy with myself. I know my written words can come close to what I am feeling, but drawing will take some practice.

>pic
VERY FAST SPIED SQUIRL RUNNING IN NYC FEILD
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>>24104387
T-thanks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3cCopXDNs4

>Vodka costs one hundred roubles
>But there is more water than vodka
What did that absolute madman mean by this???
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>>24104366
Did you do anything special at your cousins' ?

>He remembers all this
:-;-:s---D

It's huge and beautiful, I loved the big paintings there tbqh was hoping to see Rembrandt but couldn't find
Being at this shit place again is depressing, would I ever return there on my own ? depends on my choices but if it were up to me I'd choose 'murica

I miss Zuzu too tbqh ;-; Ok tonight maybe

You always do :x-x---D
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>>24104385
fug I missed your (You)

All of those subjects are pretty much the standart fare for all the students. What is AP? It's not that hard, biology is one of the easy subjects, as I call them, chemistry is more difficult, but not impossible to master though. I remember that for a short period of time when I did bother studying ( doing homework for an hour, really ) and attending school regularly, I managed to get straight A's in that subject.

For me it is to get out of here. I abhor my native country. And I took that last line from Stendhal.

I might people ITT a writing assigment in creative writing to see if people can write. :-DD
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>>24104399
Thanks for the picture
No, Im living with my parents.
Im still in High School. High School in germany is longer then in America, 13 years long.
I´ll finish next year. Afterwards I´ll try to move out.
I like my parents, but I like being alone even more, and I think I need the responisbilty.
Its the same for me. All the people I currently share my problem with are you guys, especially Koreanon.
Besides that Ive been talking to a girl from Minessota lately, she understand me pretty good aswell.
>Im used to being alone
What about the people you went to Paris with? Arent that friends of yours?
Not that I could talk to my IRL friends about anything....

>picture
Ayy
Somehow the only periods that really resonate with me are Impressionism and Expressionism, but those really do. Im more into Expressionism though, the fractured sanity and darkness of the first world war are something I get more honest emotions from than lily pads. Im obviously oversimplyfying, but I hope you catch my drift.
>>24104411
Whats an Euracyklon?
Oh you dont need tools for drawing, a pencil should be fine.
Dont know how far you are with drawing but here is some shit.
Loomies, the most basic but very encouraging and easy going book for beginners:
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/Andrew%20Loomis%20-%20Fun%20WIth%20a%20Pencil.pdf

Learn to draw what you see, not what you think with drawing on the right side of your brain:
https://neoalchemist.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/edwards-the-new-drawing-on-the-right-side-of-the-brain-viny.pdf

Also check out /ic/, amazing board IMO
>>24104385
Who wouldve thought they were good for something!
Even if its only looking cute
>>24104387
thanks!
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>>24104399
>What did tho black out apon
Was just smoking marijuana* with my friends, but it was 100f that day and we were in a car for almost two hours so that most likely had to with it. They said I was out for 30secs but felt like I went to bed and those faggots just laughed :^√
Lol I would think it would be that way with a lot of french things, I don't think I've ever had french whiskey so I'm mad jealous rn. But shit almost all french alcohol is god like, what brand did you end up sipping? I'm sure it was smooth as hell
And shit palechan I'm glad you can hold your whiskey your a better nigroid then me rn.

And did most of the art over there look like this? This is the one of many genres I'll never understand. Looks like a bunch of bbq grills pasted together
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Alright I'm switching to my computer and going to make some coffee for it is only 8am here and I'm a lazy house boi
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>>24104456
They were at me all this time. They still are, the two of those bastards. Nothing, I just got really drunk on coffee liquour and bum beers kek. I caused a lot of mischief, like I mentioned earlier I threw my middle finger at random cars to see if anyone will get out and knock me out for fun. I'm so god damn stupid when I am drunk. I spent only twelve euros though, so I am not set back or anything. Well I spoke to them, they are pretty cool guys. They are still around and will probably stay until the beginning of august. I was also at this festival, it was pretty fun, I had intended to go for the night ball with my relatives ( reee normalfag :^))), but I passed out since I went madman and drank every bottle I could find as quickly I could. No more drinking now. Tbqh I needed some time off with non-alcoholic, non-drug abusing, non-criminal, non-trouble causing, completely normal, interesting people. I've gotten so used to drinking with people like that I almost had forgotten how positive it can be, because tbqh, my last drinking experiences with people I used to hang with were always pretty dark. Like getting into fights, scheming how to get more money, scrapping money for drugs, etc. I'm glad that shit is over.

I do, I already told you I like to keep my promises a long time ago. :-DDD

Probably the detail was easier to catch on the big paintings. It's hard to see paintings really well in most museums as people are crowding shit up.
Yes, like as in holidays or anything. Which part of US?

You can take your time. If I get good, I will draw him for you.

T-thanks. ;-x-xx-D
>>24104479
Something like a name for an autobiographical'ish novel that is very surreal, or at least it is aimed to be.
I got a few.
I'm very basic. I do shading and draw human figures, mostly Greco-Roman profile drawings.

Oh fug, I'm downloading those.

I didn't even knew that board existed, thank you so much man!
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Just found this great picture of me.
Looks borderline surreal
>>24104518
Please tell me more about that novel!
Some more drawing stuff:
>>>/ic/2597503
>>>/ic/2572428
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>>24104564
It's of my cannery days told in a very loose narrative. I already got the opening done, I think MG got it saved. It's less planned out than "Manifesti; or, selfsame" for whom I got the structure done.

I think I am going to become a regular on /ic/.

That's a great picture.

>tracksuit pants

AAAAA NU
CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKI JEST

OPA OPA OPA
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>>24104267
>glorious picture
Will do
>>24104267
>I too read Percy Jackson
Mmmm them tastes are great
>>24104267
>isn't my thing.
;O
>>24104267
>Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles...
;)
And true I am
>>24104267
>You're under arrest. ;)
Oh noes can I has your warrant plese. Take me away ;)~~~
>>24104267
>surprise!
Gota good feeling at the same time it's tense
>>24104267
>I charge
Sold.
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>>24104465
Its all good pious its hard to keep up the pace with all of yous anyways

I think everything you listed is standard for my school district except la chemistry which if I remember properly you had to be in Advanced Placement AP or International Baccalaureate IB which are just the advanced classes for the smarter kids. But in my expericnace IB kids where always the most douchiest
and sheltered group of people. Don't be one of those bastards pious.
Think most of my friends that had chemistry said it was hard but i could never be sure and most of all the "hardest" came from the teachers themselves and their grading rather than the work its self. And kek an hour's worth of homework is way way better than anything I've ever done, I was the king of not doing homework
but least your work shows for its self. Maybe you can get one of thsoe sweet higher-middle class white ppl things where if you get straights As your mum will buy you that Porsche you wanted ;)

Now you and palechan are on that same mind set of getting out of your home country hopefully this all works out.
>Creative writing
Why would you need any help with that? Your already a pretty good ace at that, all I can do is make up some story about space wars and shit like that
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Well shit time to make a new thread
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>>24104617
Those classes sound really good, it's something I'd pick up if I were to educate myself in US and wasn't a complete shithead back in my teens kek. I was one of those bastards who did good without going to school and without doing any homework and I could legit feel lots of my classmates being jelly of me.
Same, I never actualyl did bother with homewrok, but the truth was I should've had stuck with doing homework as it makes up about half of your grade in some of the subjects. I fucked myself a lot because of that.

I think I'd be happy if she could afford me to buy me a pair of shoes kek.

Aye, I know she doesn't like her country as well. Hopefully she does good. She is much closer to getting out than I am. I wouldn't mind living in capital, but this small town of a shithole is one hell of a place to live.

Not because of that, msotly for fun.
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>>24104479
Ah sorry, I now remember, shit you're tiny!
I look forward to a point when I'm on my own too, I like mine too, but at a certain point one has to live their own life
A concept that is missing from the oriental mind I guess
I'm glad you have someone too

Not really, one of them is but I dislike talking to her sometimes as she tends to make a thing out of everything
Even she ditched me to hang out with a normie girl there majority of time, as I cannot provide her with what the other girl can of gossip enthusiasm, selfies, and jokes

Pls do not mention the Lilies as I'm sick of hearing about from the amount of times that teacher mentioned them!
What works would you say you like most.

>>24104498
Lucky bastard
Kek what 30 secs pfft, I blacked out on that whiskey and made the whole group miss the forst train
Man I do not know what kind did not even read just chugged the fuck out of it, I went to store and was like dude I have six euros give me whiskey, the one he gave me was actually 6.5 euros but I guess he saw me pretty pissed so he gave me a discount

Nigga that's my own model Germ asked for, French looks like urinals pic related kek
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>>24104654
Don't forget I live in california, and solcal has one of the worst public school system in the entire country, I heard it was a good class but theres always something thats holds you back like budget cuts. But think the AP classes rarely saw any budget cuts and them ap and ib kids were always going on field trips
while the rest of use regular jack off got nothing. They almost treated those kids like they do with the retart kids tbqh. If you got the grades maybe you can find a program like that over there minus the retart shit

And I can only imagine pious's smug ass face while he aces the test after missing school for an entire month, I never be dat kind of tha book smart I think service work and fixing things is my only payable skill rn well unless someone starts buying my art jajaaja

Shit I guess when your able to aford your own pair of shoes that would be a even more better feeling. And yeah I'd say give her a good year and maybe she'll be out of there if shes completley determined. But this is 4chan and not everyone has the will of tha warrior like we once did
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>>24104518
>tfw you will never do stupid shite drunk with cousins/friends
So they are over at yours now ?
What kind of festival ?
The moment I got a little drunk there my friend grabbed me and left and started yelling in middle of the street, but she said she had cause I was the one who knew the way back to the hotel and my way around the metro lines of Paris
Pic related is the bar

I know, you also promised you wouldn't leave entirely but at some point you were like hurr foget meh 5eva

Especially around the highly overrated Monalisa
New York or Chicago, some big city.
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>>24104564
That is one kawaii picture Germ.
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>>24104735
>lucky
lel I guess I was I did get to experience what talking one minute and falling on the floor and not knowing what happened was like. Pretty sure i hit my head when I fell too. Just remember sweating my brains out then my vision getting blacker and blacker

But lol senpai you thats pretty funny you made everyone miss out on shit cause of that, did you really miss anything from your whiskey trip?
Guess 6 euros would make some decent whiskey, thats about 8 or 10 usd, was going to say you could have probably gotten some wine with that money but it probably cost bookoo dallor cuz french cuisine. You know you could have gotten drunk as fuck off one bottle.
You know you got that bottle of whiskey on discount cause of your haggling skills.

Shite think I've already gone far enough down the road of insults, don't know if I should keep insulting now.
But uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can someone explain to me how a hanger and a urinal are art? Are they from some period of time where they were a rare thing. Why can't I make money doing this
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>>24104705
>>24104705

But keep posting in here till you kill this thrad like it owes you moneies
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>>24104849
>tfw your vision matches your skin tone
That's pretty /fa/ tbqh senpai

I'm glad I did tbqh I did not even want to go to that stupid place they took us, I was asked when will I stop frowning my response was "When the day is completely ruined for everyone"
Nah I did get some wine in the same range but it was pretty shitty, decent wine does cost much tho
Past midnight and swaying, sure haggling skills

I have it against you, will use that card anytime, be prepared
Man I love that urinal tbqh, it was a rebellion against what is considered art back then, against rules.
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>>24104764
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