Ausfag post your willy, flaccid and hard. Strayan only please.

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Starting.

>>24023339
Totally fucking disgusting. End yourself.

>>24023343

Why disgusting, famalam?

>>24023346
you are not circumisized, thats what

>>24023354

Are you?

>>24023361
im a girl

>>24023361
Of course not, he's a complete dickhead

>>24023363
>>24023354

You prefer to suck on a scarline of a mangled penis?

>>24023363
Tits or gtfo

>>24023367
yes, its much more aesthetic
>>24023371
you must be a virgin if you are so thirsty

>>24023374
Nah, just going your a dude

>>24023376
>just going your a dude
learn to write, little boy
my breasts are not for you to look at

>>24023377
Of course not, I don't like man boobs

Post your dicks, pls gents

Any Melb girls around? 3190 m here! Fuck it's cold and raining. Perfect for couch /Tv time with my cat

>>24023403

Show your willy for them to see.

>>24023406
You haven't even posted yours hard.

>come here for dicks
>no dicks

>>24023448

1 dick

>>24023451
Post it hard

>>24023374
>Thirsty
Rules are rules faggot
There are no girls

>>24023354
Foreskin is dank m8.

>>24023554
Kikeless skin is fucking gross cunt. Neck yourself.

>>24023564
I don't see yours posted you fucking cuck.

>>24023566
I don't need validation m8y. I know you're probably a dude who loves licking dickcheese in his teeth but m8. die in a fire.

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>>24023569
Cunt, I'll Ivan Milat you. I'm a chick and I still have a bigger cock than you. Go drown in the Murray.

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>>24023573
>I'm a chick
Yer rito champ. You're probably some fuckin m2f cunt who looks like a bag full of smashed crabs.

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>>24023579
You on the good sniff, Chip?
Go smoke ya ciggy while standing in your centerlink line with your 4 kids and your wife who's cunt looks more worn out than the coons thong down the road. Go feed your fat cunt family another Beef Box from Hungry Jacks.

Speaking of beefy boxes, your mums cunt called and said thkx for the damage you cause with your fuckin fat head on your way out, it likes the draught.

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>>24023589
Jesus fucking christ m8. Do you try this hard to cover up the fact you're probably some fat neckbeard with man tits so big you identify as a bitch? If i wanted some shitty comeback i would have scrapped it off your slut mums stomach you filthy cunt. I'll bet your some inbread faggot who only looks at dick pics all day because he can't remember what his looks like.

>>24023597
Whoa what an edgelord.
I bet you're some degenerate freak who likes to shit on people.
Still w8ing on this apparent amazing cock you have, too worried we'll mistake it for a clit instead. Go fuck a goanna you loose cunt.

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>>24023608
I'm the edgelord?
I'll bet you're some millennial cuck fuckstain that you mother didn't even want. I was gonna post my cock but not now that some sick cunt is begging for it. Again i say: Neck yourself.

>>24023614
I bet you sound like Trent from Punchy.
>I'll bet youre some millennial
Spoken like a true old cunt, I bet you voted for Pauline didnt you. Stupid trolly pusher.
Thanks for fucking the economy for my generation.
You wouldnt be able to scrape the come off anyones stomach because its nothing but dried crusty powder now, fucking Velociraptor.
Didnt you die out in the K-T event?
Now go change your colostomy bag, its past bed time grandad.

Considered posting dick but this thread has too much drama.

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>>24023631
>Implying you're even old enough to vote
Fucking children today. Honestly m8 go fuck your cousin or something because clearly you're not adding anything decent to society.

Also tell your mum that a random stranger said she aborted the wrong child. And her track marks are showing.

>>24023641
Whats that grandad, you want your mushy peas for dinner?

>>24023639
If it helps, we're mates sitting in a skype call trying to out do eachother. He's butthurt his parents didnt love him enough to not mutilate his child cock.

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>>24023648
I'm out.

>>24023651
Out of time on your life clock you old fuck.

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>>24023653

>>24023655
Bait from your 1950's Simonsen tackle box.
Oh wait back in your day you used a stick and a piece of string.