/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. We prefer the mystery of anonymity. Try to crop at mid-nose and above.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as desired).
4. Avoid bare male feet; most of us do not care to see. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24001007

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First?

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The only one I have of my arms....now they ate coveted in tattoos and I'm not in the military

>>24016598
You were first! ;)

>>24016612
>now they are covered in tattoos
Requesting more, please?

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>>24016621
Good, by the way, did you find a charger for your phone? ;)

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La lala lala.

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>>24016686
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS SO COLD?!?!

>>24016662
I did! And I know. I'm getting there I'm a slacker! Fuck.

>>24016686
It's fine, these weren't my favourite booty shorts or anything in this puddle over here

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Never mind- it's not that bad since it's still 90 degrees outside.

>>24016598
Oh haaaaay

>>24016699
Fucking Christ!!!!!!! Or, fucking Torque!!!
>that is what I want to be doing tonight
Ahhhh! Wet tee delivered!!!!
Firecrackers going off in panties&@@&!!

>>24016699
Oh. My god.

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>>24016702
Mine might actually be wetter right now. Well, not booty shorts, but you get my drift.

>>24016710
Not sure I've been breathing since the first photo. Send help

>>24016710
>>24016718
In all seriousness, I love how low the sun is in these shots against the brick wall...
Such a fucking attractive dude and classic outfit and a WET shirt.
>Biting fist hard unnnnnnng

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>>24016714
Yay for the fourth!

>>24016717
He can't save you from this.

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>>24016621
I tried to capture a little of all of the tattoos acquired since that last photo

>>24016718
>>24016734
My anticipation can see everything I need to, to tease the ever loving fuck out of my body right now.

Captcha: select waterfalls
How appropiate.

>>24016734
getting hysterical again. Lungs cannot take in enough oxygen!!! Haaaaaaaalp me!

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>>24016724
Do you need mouth to mouth? Or is my mouth needed elsewhere?

>>24016730
Thanks. I try to pay attention to expressed desires.

>>24016741
You've acquired quite a few. And your arms are beefy!


>>24016757
Not sure, fuck. I'm just staring at my phone screen with an angry look of anticipation and disbelief. Thank God I'm alone right now.

>>24016741
Thx! You should get a buddy to take a photo for you so you can display them in all their glory =)

>>24016757
>I try to pay attention
Yes, you do!!! And we notice and are oh so grateful!
Ahhhh... Fucking peel that wet shirt off!
*dying*

>>24016777
I'd rather you be with me to take these wet pants and underwear off.

>>24016788
Don't die, I need your photo reactions and clever, dirty banter!

Also, that was the last picture.

>>24016902
I probably won't be gentile. But that leaves you leeway not to be also. I prefer that you don't be

>>24016902
>last pic
Ashdjerhrickskw!$&@$@@
You and Brandt are going head-to-head as far as teasing?!?
Hahaa, kidding (sorta)
>You really do need to get out of those wet pants and undies, though (and so do I)

ARTICHOKE FONDLING REQUEST
>mobile random flyby since there are artichokes where I'm at...
This is an excellent veg to steam and play with the leaves, finger the crevices and of course, eat sensually
>Leave the oysters alone. Artichokes are where it's at.

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Who else drinking #alone tonight?

>>24017166
Me!

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Hello thread. Sorry for the blur, front facing camera + in a hurry = bad focus.

But dang, vascularity!

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>>24017191
Radical

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>>24015734
>You're right, I used it on customers instead. :) I'm super peachy.
Heheheh
>Your arms look veinyer than normal today, by the way.
It happens from time to time. It's probably even more obvious if you check the pictures from last night.

>>24016352
>Doesn't every guy on 4Chan have one?
Those of us that don't have one wish we did.

>>24017166
>Who else drinking #alone tonight?
I'll join you~

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Cheers~

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>>24017400
Cheers mate.

Is that stuff worth it? I've never had it before. When I want to get DRUNK I buy pic related and drink it as fast as possible.

When I want to drink I buy Makers Mark and have it neat.

I really don't explore different liquors too much.

Half a bottle in right now, and I can still see straight. I might hit the bottom of the bottle before I go to bed tonight.

>>24017192
Pls choke me

>>24017400
Hnnnnnng. I don't even care to see guys drinking scotch/whiskey/bourbon. Just love seeing a man hand/arm with watch holding an amber colored beverage. It could be apple juice ffs. Ack. Thx!
>really specific fetishes. cannot even explain this one

>>24017434
I love when the boys have a hang out on the thread...

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>>24017434
>Is that stuff worth it? I've never had it before. When I want to get DRUNK I buy pic related and drink it as fast as possible.
Yeah, if you're trying to get wasted, vodka or rum is really the best way to go. Usually I mix it with something to help it go down, but then again, I used to buy the really cheap shit, so that was necessary.

>I really don't explore different liquors too much.
Me either, unfortunately, though I've been trying to go out and try some different stuff. I've got some friends really into craft beer, so that's what most of my new alcohol has been recently.

>>24017462
>Hnnnnnng. I don't even care to see guys drinking scotch/whiskey/bourbon. Just love seeing a man hand/arm with watch holding an amber colored beverage. It could be apple juice ffs. Ack. Thx!
>>really specific fetishes. cannot even explain this one
Hahaha, well, the other options for beverages in this house right now are all clear (gin, tonic water, and tap water) or nearly black (beer), so whisky it is~

>>24017471
Excellent! Happy to help you help me out =D
If you have a camera timer, try one sitting in an armchair with one hand wrapped around the glass like that, and the other just resting on the armrest with fingers relaxed. Works better if you're wearing a shirt and watch, since chest and lap are in the shot... so may not be a good request for tonight ;)
When do you say goodbye to doggie? Might need a few more pics with him =)

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I remember somebody liked seeing the light shine through the glass and the liqour~

>>24017434
>Is that stuff worth it? I've never had it before
Forgot to answer your actual question!

I wouldn't drink nice scotch to get drunk - if you really want to get drunk off scotch, buy Johnny Walker Red and save yourself the money. The stuff I'm drinking right now isn't my favorite (however, unlike Islay scotch, highland scotch goes well with basically everything - which is why I bought it), but if you really like whisky there's a lot to try and a fair amount of variation, especially between the different regions of Scotland that make the stuff.

Islay-style scotch (my favorite) has a really smokey and peaty flavor (and smell), which can either be really pleasant or overpoweringly foul, depending on what you're having it with (or what you're feeling that night).

>>24017166

Too early in the day for boozing here, but water is always a winner:p

>>24017400

I prefer Macallan to Glenfiddich myself, but that ain't bad.

-Brandt
>by the way:p

>>24017505
Yes, yes!!!! That was meeeeeee!@&!
Can you get the light passing through beverage onto your palm?

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>>24017512

Right... picture.

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>>24017504
>If you have a camera timer, try one sitting in an armchair with one hand wrapped around the glass like that, and the other just resting on the armrest with fingers relaxed. Works better if you're wearing a shirt and watch, since chest and lap are in the shot... so may not be a good request for tonight ;)
I don't have any armchairs, only couches~ :(
>wearing a shirt
>tonight ;)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Maybe if I get a little more drunk you could convince me~ ;)

>When do you say goodbye to doggie? Might need a few more pics with him =)
Uh, six hours ago? Haha, I might have a couple more photos with him on my phone. I can check here in a bit.

>>24017512
>I prefer Macallan to Glenfiddich myself, but that ain't bad.
Yeah, I'm in the process of trying a bunch of different liqours. I might give Macallan a go next (or I might just pick something at random), or who knows, I might decide to buy a fifth of rum when I run out of these instead~

>>24017514
>Can you get the light passing through beverage onto your palm?
Um. Not sure how that's different from what's shown in the post you're replying to? What exactly are you looking to see?

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No booze here, but have a couple of leany poses.

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>>24017574

2/2

>>24017517
Yep! Would agree water is always a winner. Glass container? I've tried those reusable glass containers but wonder how much water I waste trying to clean them. As Nolly would say- it is a mystery~

>>24017546
>light shining through
Sorry, you would think I'm the one who's drunk! I meant, can you hold the glass with palm facing the bottom and your fingers pointed up towards the ceiling and light, allowing some space between the glass and your palm?

>>24017574
>>24017577
God, yes. Leany poses, hnnnnng. Put some fingers over your lips, pls? Eeek.

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>>24017650
>Sorry, you would think I'm the one who's drunk! I meant, can you hold the glass with palm facing the bottom and your fingers pointed up towards the ceiling and light, allowing some space between the glass and your palm?
I tried~
Most of the liqour in the glass is gone now, though~

>>24017704
Lol!!!! <3 u so much! This works, thanks!

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>>24017650

Incoming...

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>>24017892

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>>24017895

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>>24017896

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>>24017899

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>>24017902

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>>24017907

>>24017892
Panty Assault: Rapid Fire edition begins! I mean, really!!!

>>24017899
These make me delightfully uncomfortable, as if you're checking me out ... and then this one:
>>24017896
...which looks like you're about to say something humiliating. Eeep.
>no kink shaming ITT

>>24017192
>But dang, vascularity
Mmmmffff! My thoughts exactly.

>>24017257
Right from the bottle. I like you. I actually was wayyyy early on the drinking alone party and fell asleep.

>>24017400
>It's probably even more obvious if you check the pictures from last night.
Oh, trust me I did. We eyefuck picture sets long after threads disappear.

>>24017415
>>24017471
>>24017546
>>wearing a shirt
>>tonight ;)
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>Maybe if I get a little more drunk you could convince me~ ;)
I do quite enjoy the fact that you're shirtless about 80% of the time.

>>24017434
>When I want to get DRUNK I buy pic related and drink it as fast as possible.
You sound like fun. Also, why haven't we named you yet?

>>24017462
>I love when the boys have a hang out on the thread
Right? It's cute.

>>24017517
Catwomans today drink choice. Chugged way too much before running today and I still can't stop downing water.

>>24017574
>>24017577
>>24017892
>>24017895
God, that thick fuzz is amazing. I say and think that way too much.
>>24017896
>>24017899
>>24017902
>>24017907
>>24017909
The amount of times I audibly sigh while thread-gazing.... people probably think I'm insane.

>>24017923
I laughed. The shit you say kills me.

Stockholm here, figured I'd announce myself since I skipped out on a few thread.

>>24016699
>>24016710
>>24016718
>>24016734
>>24016757
Fuck... Ok, I'm officially whimpering.

>>24017902
That little smile. I'm melting.

Catwoman incoming with a different ID, probably.

>Requesting!
-instrument play today, anyone up to it?
-working hands could also be appreciated!

As the lush I am, I do appreciate all the alcohol magic that I got to feast upon this morning!

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>>24016702
Maybe you need a good spanking to remember it?

>>24016714
Hmm, hi sweety ;)

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>>24018968

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>>24018982

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My cat is a better alarm clock than any the by else. I swear to God if he's not fed by 9/930 he's walking across my face and meowing in my ear to get me up.

>>24019163
Better than anything else* I swear I'm not still drunk.

>>24018968
You might be right!

>>24019163
Well this is precious. He's such a fuzzy beast! We do love kitties here!

>>24019172
>I swear I'm not still drunk.
You sure?
I actually make more typos sober, than I do when drinking I believe.

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>>24019181
I went downstairs and this asshole cat already had food and water. My roommate must have fed him.

Oh well. I'm up now. Time for breakfast and anime until I go to work this afternoon.

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>>24019181
>Button up

>>24019274
They sound like mine. Cats are dicks, but fuck they are cute. One of mine bites my nose to wake me up if he feels I've slept too long.

Enjoying your white shirt though!

>>24019326
Can't watch webms until home :(

>>24019332
HI there!

>>24019332
anon you got me feeling some type of way with this pic

>>24018641
Gurl! We missed you.

>>24018968
>>24018982
>>24018987
Awwww! Luckily I got a view of this before rushing off to the insanity known as work after 3-day weekend... made my day! thx, TGF!!!

>>24019163
hahahaha! This pic cracked me up =D

>>24019326
Missed seeing this, though... will save for later

>>24019332
Oh hey! That looks like a nice plush blanket! Awfully warm, though.
>>24019414
Am a fan of mirrors / reflections in pics!!

>>24019525
It's the most comfortable pillow in the world. I'd die if it were a blanket... Too hot for that mess.

>>24019552
That makes sense. Well, don't die- let's try to keep thread morbidity at 0%! And as someone who sadly sneezes at a whiff of pet fur and whose hands balloon up when petting furry critters, I have to say that faux fur pillows can be a makeshift plush substitute.

I do like the poses where the guy is hugging the crap out of a pillow 'cuz that reminds me how tight those arms can press a body next to his...

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>>24019407
So I should post more webms to torture you?

>>24019525
So did you before :)

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Good morning, OP.

>>24019721
Torture away!

>>24019847
Is that you, Diesel? (Cat is OP this time, but wanted to say hi to man limbs who return to us)

>>24019721
Ughhhh well more to watch when I get home, I suppose!

>>24019847
Yiiiiiis! Dirty working hands! Thank you!

>>24019866
Not diesel. Newfag to mhfn, call me Daz. Expect more OC later.

>>24019950
Sweet! Welcome, Daz! We love hands at work and play here! Thx =)

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>>24018582
>I do quite enjoy the fact that you're shirtless about 80% of the time.
Me too ;)

>>24018890
>-instrument play today, anyone up to it?
I'll see what I can do~

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>>24019866
>>24019925
Sounds like a plan.

>>24019525
I missed you too!

>>24019721
I like this one much better than the buttoning one.

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>>24020034
Haha, I kinda expected that.

>>24019950
Yes welcome, and thank you!

>>24019987
Ay, I know i said I wanted instrument handling, but God damn it if I don't want you to feel me up. Jesus.


>>24020022
Damn it!

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>>24020062
At least you know what's coming thanks to the filenames :P

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>>24020062
>Ay, I know i said I wanted instrument handling, but God damn it if I don't want you to feel me up. Jesus.
Well, you're certainly welcome to come and get felt up whenever you like. ;)
In the meantime, I'll keep myself occupied with my instruments. Probably gonna tear this one apart in the next couple of weeks, so I've gotta show it off while it's still in one piece~

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>>24018890

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Good morning you handy people.

Let's pluck luck right the fuck out of the air today, ok?

-Brandt

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Getting dressed and out of bed seems like it ought to be the first order of business...

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Or maybe we need a few more minutes, hmm? :3

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bass hands, with my brand new bass I bought today

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>>24019847
Found my favourite wrench

>>24019987
>>24020205
Are you able to get a pic where you're standing and playing the keys such that we're looking down the long side of the keyboard (so that the length of the keyboard is down the line of sight of the camera?)

>>24020034
>like this one much better than buttoning one
hahaha! This makes it more of a tease now

>>24020206
whatcha playin' here? (or what do you normally like to play, if this is just a pose?)

>>24020317
hahahaha! I love the fun perspective shots. Have a buddy that always makes me take pics as he's pretending to grope some actresses's boobies in a background billboard/ad or something

>>24020326
Why is your rough hair so fucking appealing?! I just want your dish-scrubbing hair to abrade the skin of my inner thighs AGHFJD

>>24020341
JFC. Only a FEW minutes?!$!!!! C'mon, don't be selfish. ;)
>breathing sigh of relief that this looks to be the last of these pics for a while...

>>24020462
camera too close - maybe try again, further out?

>>24020476
Congrats! Tell us more- don't leave us hanging at first "bass"
>I just... can't... help... myself.

>>24020606
Just posing for that one. I normally play originals, sometimes learning actual songs. Mostly, I idly pick while lounging around.

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...

>>24020081
Hahaha not really!

>>24020205
>you're certainly welcome to come and get felt up whenever you like. ;)
Well, I'm off two days. Prepare those hands they're going to be very busy.

>Probably gonna tear this one apart in the next couple of weeks,
Whats wrong with it?

>>24020206
YES! You are very clean and fuzzy I'm pleased. :)

>>24020326
>>24020341
Would rather climb into bed with you, it'll be more than a few minutes though.

>>24020462
>>24020647
Ahhhhhh!!!! So much chest fuzz!!!! Am dying! Pls help me!

>>24020476
There's so many things I like about this picture. Also that bass is kind of gorgeous!

>>24020601
Good, come find me! (I didn't have a clever response, midday nap murdered my thought process along with thread gazing)

>>24020606
>hahaha! This makes it more of a tease now
Glad I could help!

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>>24020606

Well, I'm terrible at keeping track of time when things get... interesting. Sometimes what feels like a few minutes ends up being a few hours.

>>24020688

Can't say I'd be averse to that. Rain check though? As you can see, I'm already into my Mornin routine...

>>24020704
Hm.... maybe. But I don't mind hopping into your lap where ever you are. Catwoman is not very patient.

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>>24020716

Huh. Up for a bout of heavy petting eh?

>>24020737
Hnnnnn, yes!
(My response may have been whimpered.)

>>24020704
Aaaaaand that veiny hand and huge watch are back, returning with my ladyboner. Great.

>>24020737
Christ if I wasn't about to request more POV shots like I'm being muzzled while being chained down at a man's (covered) feet.
>as inspired by work today when someone threatened to muzzle me, unggg.

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>>24020765
>>24020766

Well, c'mere then.

>>24020790
>two finger come hiter pose
Would be crawling to you after my knees gave out.

>>24020790
*WAILS*!!!!
>that couch srsly looks like a "casting couch". but maybe that's bc I generally think of your pics in a filthy context... not a bad thing, just an observation

*** HARMONICA COROLLARY QUERY ***
Any delicious man hands here play the harmonica? If so, pls identify!

Because hands, forearms, neck (with in/out breathing and note bending), and lips... eeeeep!

Torque?? My money's on you, of all our regulars...

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>>24020811
>>24020825

There's plenty of room, and it certainly is comfy...

Sturdy too.

>>24020839
Jesus Christ. Pls go work so that I can do some work...
>and then I will get to work- on you. All kinds of jobs knowwhatImean

>>24020839
I've just been drooling for five minutes.

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>>24020872

I'm sure I don't know what you mean...

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>>24020883

Perhaps I should let you start on top then. I've been told it's easier to swallow that way?

>>24020889
>>24020896
Holy fuck. The first time ever someone in this thread can cause a visible blush on my face.

Buuuut I can swallow just fine in any position.

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>>24020606
>Are you able to get a pic where you're standing and playing the keys such that we're looking down the long side of the keyboard (so that the length of the keyboard is down the line of sight of the camera?)
Something like this? Webm to come as soon as I remember how to play this song~

>>24020688
>Well, I'm off two days. Prepare those hands they're going to be very busy.
Consider them prepared~

>Whats wrong with it?
Nothing yet, but when I get around to it the old piece of shit will be missing an octave or two of keys, and probably some control logic. ;)

>>24020889
>>24020896
GODDAMNIT! I fucking hate you!!@&&&!!
>Going to need a new mobile device after I throw this one through the window out of frustration... Motherfucker!

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Time for bed.

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>>24020906

Certainly it won't be the last.

>>24020916

I can think of something better to come out of your mouth...

>>24020934

I wanna suck on your fingers and lick your arms.

;-;

>>24020914
>Nothing yet, but when I get around to it the old piece of shit will be missing an octave or two of keys, and probably some control logic. ;)
Just for the hell of it, eh? Looks quite a bit like the one I taught myself to play on. I learned one song before I left it in the rain and it got ruined.

I do like key fingering, I'm glad it was requested.

>>24020924
A man with a ring! When you come back please bare photos of your fingers playing with it!

>>24020934
Prrrrobably not, you seem like the type that would have my knees shaking before we even made contact.

>>24020914
Omg! Yes, that's it, like the ones 6'6 took in earlier thread!! Excellent showcasing
>apologies for all typo... Am storming around, trying to work out some excess energy

>>24020924
G'night. Two thumbs up for pillow clutches today =)

>>24020934
Apologies for being vulgar (again), but some of you bring out my worst. I am going to wear your cock down to a fucking nub, mister./

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>>24020916
>>24020940
>>24020943

Aw shucks, it seems like I'm out of time for this morning.

I'm sure I'll be able to get up to some hijinks later today, say in rough 6 hours?

Take care out there, and always remember your extra panties:3

-Brandt >out<

>>24020959
>Take care out there, and always remember your extra panties:3
Solid advice for every woman browsing this thread.

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>>24020943
>Just for the hell of it, eh? Looks quite a bit like the one I taught myself to play on. I learned one song before I left it in the rain and it got ruined.
If you recall a few threads ago, I had a little analog synth I put together that was missing a keyboard - if I can't build a satisfactory ribbon controller (yet another project I'm considering) I'll be scrapping this one for parts.

>I do like key fingering, I'm glad it was requested.
>>24020951
>Omg! Yes, that's it, like the ones 6'6 took in earlier thread!! Excellent showcasing
Here's a little more~

>>24020978
Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that. So many projects, you like to keep busy.

Ahhhh yes webm! That slam at the end made me giggle.

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>>24016931
Well, it's never the "last" photo.

>>24016928
I'll be gentle at first. We'll work up to rough.

>>24018641
Nice to meet you, Stockholm. Glad I could make something you enjoy.

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Calculus is not only heavy on the mind :^)

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Also gotta do some laundary sometimes

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And lastly: Im working on a :3 made from apple stickers on my wall, apperantly it is nearly done.

>>24020966
True, girl. I can imagine ordering in bulk from Maison Close (bc the French know how to do lingerie). But we'd never be able to get a discount since the French don't negotiate hahahaha

>>24020978
Oh webm and concrete buildings... Sigh. Thx!!

>>24021002
I swear, the shots of you outdoors have a (mostly) calming effect on me. Dem veins, though!! And I love those pants.

>>24021055
>>24021059
>>24021064
What an entertaining sequence!! You have some nice, uh... assets to work with there!
>those stickers, though... Are demanding nipples be placed on them

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I think I need a jungle gym or a playground.

>>24021089
I like outside, just not the heat and mosquitoes that come with it right now. So short bursts, ya know? And those are actually shorts, but thank you. They are comfy as fuck. No, for real, like a warm, wet vagina enveloping you (sorry, I like to make fun of things by pretending expressions are literal).

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>>24020688
Time to learn Chinese then, every time you remember something right you get a small treat ;)

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>>24021059
Are you stealing someones panties? :D

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>>24021089
I could try negotiating with them. You know, being French and all, they might be more inclined ;)


Aaand good night

>>24021122
>>24021124
>Time to learn Chinese then, every time you remember something right you get a small treat ;)

What if I'm already fluent...? Do I still get treats?

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>>24021163
Well, of course, if you already know stuff and can teach me some things that would result in even bigger treats ;)

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All these years on 4chan gave me these amazing paint skills

>>24021002
You're probably going to have to hold me back, those arms look up to the job.

>>24021055
>>24021059
>>24021064
That chin dimple though!!!! Also looks like there's room in that bed for me!

>>24021089
Bulk panties though!!!! That's the price you gotta pay to have a lacy butt I guess.

>>24021107
Jesus christ the definition of your forearms is wrecking me right now.

>>24021122
I do like treats. ;)

>>24021147
Well I think you do owe us a few pairs of panties by now anyway.

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>>24020688
That was pretty good but I'm sure you would have a wittier response if I found you.

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>>24021124

I do more entertaining illegal things :3

>>24021089

I don't have much bodyhair going on, but I will compensate by having a picture of my cat in the background

>>24021107
>jungle gyms
Lewd adults call those "cages". You and this rail. Just make me think... You need to rail me. (Facepalm)

>>24021124
Hahaha!! Might've snarfed while giggling

>>24021147
Fuck. Swans everywhere are envious of your neck. <3 <3 <3 Tell your ppl that your fanwhores need some subscription panty replenishment on the cheap, merci. ;)

>>24021189
Caption "gotcha!"

>>24021193
Hahahaha! Howling! This rivals the anon that replaced his face with crops. Jesus.. Tears leaking out of my eyes

>>24021196
I'd get quite voiceterous, that's for sure.

>>24021189
指向...
Is it fair, though? I'd hate to take advantage.

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>>24021194
Hold you back? How about I pin you down instead?

>>24021237
Hmm, would we both fit in this cage you speak of?

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>>24021237
Aye!

>>24021276
Hmm, would you really take advantage of me? Though I do hope you will...

How are my veins? :)

>>24021307
手指.
不要担心, 我不会利用你。.

>>24021310
Looks like an addict's dream. <3

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>>24021242

>>24021280
Mmmmfff! Fucking yes! But not before I get a handful of that adorable butt. Then you can pin me down, perhaps tie, that way you can have your hands full.

>>24021310
Fineeee!

>>24021335
Ohhhh face fuzz and neck tendons. Jesus lord.

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>>24021328
Aww, 你很可爱!

Not using Chinese for almost two years and I'm having trouble with that already :(

Can I get a kiss?

>>24021208
That's it. I'm crushing on you for your cheeky sense of humor. And those lips. And chin dimple. And arms. Dun care about lack of body hair in this case.

>>24021280
>cage fighting
Yes, and we'd be slippery and gross, just how you like it. Those veins! Seriously look like the Amazonian river system, shit!!!

>>24021307
That complex facial hair kills me. Every. Time.

>>24021310
>How are my veins?
Fuckin' criminally attractive.

OK, bracing myself for webm catchup...

>>24021383
如果我能在你旁边。。。

Don't worry. Tongues never forget...

>>24021328
>不要担心, 我不会利用你。.
How accurate is Google Translate: "Do not worry , I will not use you..."? b/c anon, you should def use him...

>>24021480
That's fairly accurate, but instead of "use you" it's more along the lines of "exploit you".

>>24021477
>>24021489
>Tongues never forget...
>more along the lines of "exploit you"
We are friends. =D

>>24021500
D-do I have a choice in this matter? :<

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>>24021467
No no no, don't die yet!

>>24021477
That would be awesome, you could teach my tongue, or use your tongue to teach me?

>>24021480
>>24021489
Exploit would be more correct for the translation, but we should do both I think.

>>24021542
Wait, why wouldn't you want to?

>>24021566
>That would be awesome, you could teach my tongue, or use your tongue to teach me?

Luckily, Chinese is easy, so it wouldn't take too much effort.

>Exploit would be more correct for the translation, but we should do both I think.

Should we? Is your judgement sound?

>Wait, why wouldn't you want to?
我不太喜欢陌生人。。。

>>24019326
>>24019721
Yep. Buttons and zippers and drawstrings... all fucking EXCELLENT! Dun care whether they're going up, down, sideways or to Mars.

>>24020022
>>24020057
>>24020064
Refreshing! Although kittenanon will be the final judge on whether that has satisfied her. ;)

>BLAST! GOT STUCK ON RE-VIEWING POSTS FROM TODAY...

>>24021542
>D-do I have a choice in this matter? :<
Lol! Of course. =) We don't have to be friends, just tease our contributors adequately! You're doing great.

>>24021614
S-senpai...

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>>24021606
When and why did you pick it up? Just for fun?

Well, I don't know, but it's worth a try ;)

>>24021614
Then I do hope she is happy with the results, although it's not exactly what she wanted.

How nice of you, you're a good teacher!

>>24021640
我是中国人。 :3c

If you're not confident in your judgement, how am I to be? Tsk tsk.

嘴唇。。。

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Shit, I go for a walk, and suddenly I need to know chinese to keep up with the dirty talk.

>>24021001
>Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that. So many projects, you like to keep busy.
Busy busy busy, though I've always got more going on in my head than in my hands. ;)
But, I leave time to shoot fetish porn for y'all, because I care~

>>24021673
Like I said, Chinese is easy. Don't worry.

>>24021680
Are those Queen Victoria's Lace?

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>>24021693
>Are those Queen Victoria's Lace?
Uh, Queen Anne's Lace, you mean? Yep!

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I think we know where this is going~

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Such a warm and inviting... uh, traffic cone. ;)

>>24021712
Oh right! It was one of those ladies... There are a lot of them around here. Do you know the informal name?

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>>24021722
>Oh right! It was one of those ladies... There are a lot of them around here. Do you know the informal name?

Well, I had to google it, but I do now! Wild carrot or bishop's lace, according to the internet.

>>24021673
So many prominent veins godddd! And I can't say I mind that you think of us. ;)

>>24021713
>>24021719
>mfw I see you fondle every day objects and squeal.

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Now, after looking at the lovely chain fence, I stumbled across this slightly less effective fence.

>>24021732
Hm, it must be a regional thing. Around here, they're colloquially called "Kiss me and I'll tell you". So when you're asked "What is this flower called?"... you get the idea.

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>>24021738
>>mfw I see you fondle every day objects and squeal.
Well, if you've got a thing for zip-ties~

>>24021745
>Hm, it must be a regional thing. Around here, they're colloquially called "Kiss me and I'll tell you". So when you're asked "What is this flower called?"... you get the idea.
Aha. Well, I did not know that. Learn something every day~

>>24021754
Aaaand you take me back to the zip ties, you're begging to be tied to my bed.

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>>24021654
Well, then you should definitely come over and teach me!
I'm confident, though there are more deciding factors than just my words!
What's with my lips? :(

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I tried to get enough of this shit together to look like hair, but it was growing too far apart.

Also, if it wasn't obvious by the timestamps, it was getting kinda dark by this point in the walk.

>>24021760
>Aaaand you take me back to the zip ties, you're begging to be tied to my bed.
Maaaaybe ;)

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Okay, the next few photos are properly lit again.

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I don't understand this fetish. But here ya go

>>24021765
你买不起我的教训。

Mwahaha.

>>24021768
>>24021774
>>24021791
>>24021794
Nolly sex slave 2016 scandal. You're not making me want to kidnap you for sexual purposes any less.

>>24021806
More?!

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>>24021815
Sure

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>>24021806
>I don't understand this fetish. But here ya go
The best part about fetishes is not understanding them~

Actually, I take that back. The best part about fetishes is getting off on otherwise innocuous stuff. ;)

>>24021815
>Nolly sex slave 2016 scandal. You're not making me want to kidnap you for sexual purposes any less.
I am okay with this arrangement. When can I expect to be kidnapped?

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>>24021827
My dicks super veiny too, I've posted it a couple times, obviously this isn't the thread for that though

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>>24021831

>>24021827
>>24021831
So nice! And thank you for realizing ithat!

>>24021830
I don't know if I should tell you when, I prefer the element of surprise when I kidnap you. Keeps you on your toes.

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>>24021850
>I don't know if I should tell you when, I prefer the element of surprise when I kidnap you. Keeps you on your toes.
While I understand the element of surprise is important for maintaining suspense, I am prone to taking several-hours-long walks at odd times of day without prior warning - so my question is a practical one. I'd be mortified if I missed being stolen away to be a sex slave because I wasn't at home~

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Of course, I suppose there's some excitement to be had in not knowing whether the kidnapping will be successful~

>>24021905
I prefer a woodsy search honestly. I thrive in the outdoors so I'd find you somewhere. I can't say I wouldn't attack you before the kidnap though.

>>24021931
It will be successful, that you can trust me on

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>>24021954
>I prefer a woodsy search honestly. I thrive in the outdoors so I'd find you somewhere. I can't say I wouldn't attack you before the kidnap though.
Ah, the confidence that I could be jumped anywhere at anytime puts my mind at rest. Thank you~ ;)

>>24022078
Fffffuck, webm. I'm going to need picked up off the floor. Jesus christ help!

>>24021640
Thankfully you guys deliver on things we don't even know we want until we see it. =)

>>24021673
>>24021712
>>24021713
>>24021719
>snarfed pasta on the traffic cone molestation
>reminds self not to have anything in my mouth (with exception of fingers or a dick) when browsing this thread

>>24021740
>>24021754
hahahaha!!!! oh jesus... I have to ask, Nolly. What's the funniest shenanigan (not necessarily lewd) that you've done with your dingdong? I have to know. Pls don't show us on the thread, just say it with text.

>>24021765
Nothin' wrong with those lips that I can see

>>24021784
>>24021791
vein, vein, go away... come again some other day. or not.
>>24021794
caption: "HVAC unit, heal thyself"

>>24021815
>Nolly sex slave 2016 scandal
That's my gurl! You get the domestic 2016 sex scandals going, and I'll get to work on the international ones... places I need to hit:
Sweden
Mexico (after Books goes there)
Germany
S Korea
etc etc

>>24021831
>>24021847
God, yes. Thank you - you have super manly arms. Veins make us puddles.

>>24021931
Why are you so cute. =( Whyyyyyyy???

>>24022078
N-n-noooooooo... bbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeelt! faaaack!

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>>24022094
>Fffffuck, webm. I'm going to need picked up off the floor. Jesus christ help!
My goodness. I'll bring you a towel after I get out of the shower~

>>24022111
Check'd

>caption: "HVAC unit, heal thyself"
"In the name of the Lord, I command ye to stop rattling! Be healed!"

>hahahaha!!!! oh jesus... I have to ask, Nolly. What's the funniest shenanigan (not necessarily lewd) that you've done with your dingdong? I have to know. Pls don't show us on the thread, just say it with text.
Haha, I hate to disappoint, but I don't really have any particularly funny stories about my dick. I've never stuck it in a vacuum or got together with friends and waved it at kayakers or any shit like that (have heard some stories, though).

>Why are you so cute. =( Whyyyyyyy???
I just can't control it~

>>24022162
I do hope it's the one that was converting your body, but I might faint again if that's the case. Why does every part I see of you look like it needs my lips?

>>24022170
Covering**** god my auto correct today!

>>24022162
>dingdong shenanigans
Oh, it's OK. You're still young... Plenty of time to hover your hand over your dick and pretend like you're moving it using telekinesis...

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>>24022170
>I do hope it's the one that was converting your body, but I might faint again if that's the case.
Well, I'm obligated to offer it to you now~

>Why does every part I see of you look like it needs my lips?
Strange - I've come to the same conclusion - though I think I've seen a little more of me than you have ;)

>>24022299
>Oh, it's OK. You're still young... Plenty of time to hover your hand over your dick and pretend like you're moving it using telekinesis...
Is this a uh, request? 'Cause I might have to do that one tomorrow~

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Instrument request eh?

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Brandt here by the way.

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A few more to come...

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4/5

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Last picture, though there is a video... I'll see what I can do about that...

And here's a link for the video:

http://tinypic.com/r/jahw8n/9

-Brandt
>out<

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>in<

Bonus: Arm mid-workout!

>out<

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I don't really match the other posters at all, but eh what the hell
Here's my scrawny arm, shitty tattoos and all

>>24023034
That's a negative on the shitty tattoos part. Nice!

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>>24021812
为什么?
你很残忍 :(

>>24022111
Tfw no hot woman wants to kidnap me as her sexslave.

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A little morning chocolate milk. (Feat. my dog who is wondering what the fuck I'm doing) :)

>>24022359
>Well, I'm obligated to offer it to you now~
Oh dear lord, please help me! Undies fully soaked.

>>24022516
Fffuck yes, I am hoping for more smoker photos!

>>24022888
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>>24022892
>>24022894
>>24022898
>>24022957
Am so sad mobile won't let me watch this video. :( but I do enjoy seeing an instrument in your hands that we have not seen before!

>>24023000
Trips thoughhhh!

>>24023034
I'm enjoying it.

>>24023519
The dog looks like he/she would like some chocolate milk

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>>24023555
>Trips thoughhhh!

You too!

And I started and ended that run with trips... What have we done?!

>>24023563
Those nails could be trimmed, but I would eyeball more of this.

>>24023565
Oh you did! What kind of magic is this?

>>24016686
>>24016699
>>24016710
>>24016718
>>24016734
>>24016757
Oh my god I am absolutely finished. c: that was amazing!
>>24023516
Your paint stuff last thread <3

FINALLY someone has done it! <3 So I'll kidnap you but uhmm you're going to need to help me c:

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>>24023702
>>24023704
YES!!!! These are wonderful!

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>>24023692
Thanks!

>>24023823
>>24023826
>>24023828
>>24023830
Look at you getting frisky with the cherrys!

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And some stills for a certain other person :P

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>>24023850
After I'm done with those, we will get frisky with each other ;)

>>24023874
Oh you're thinking of me eh?

>>24023886
Where do I sign up?

>>Daily requests!<<
(copied from the pastebin because we haven't seen them in a while!)

>1.) Sexy eyeglasses or sunglasses in mouth (while holding the other end) while you are studying or pondering something so that we get a shot of lower lip, neck, ajar mouth, and hand.

>2.) Shot of hand/arm/forearm against the floor as if you're doing a push-up/plank... as if you're on top of a girl.

>3.) Pointing towards your (clothed/covered) package (or straight to the floor) as if to say "get on my dick," or "kneel."
(Okay so this one we do see often, but it's a Catwoman favourite. Give a girl a break!)

>>24022359
Hahaha, no no dingdong telekinesis requests today. or probably ever, unless we're together in-person. =)

>>24022891
I love these perspective shots. But... also would love (when you get a chance) some pics that are head-on, showing your holding and working the upright...
Ever play the Chapman stick?

>>24022957
Ahh! I got a little too giddy with the slapping!$#$@!

>>24023000
Trip city! The next time you take this shot, would you mind rotating the watch so that the face is inside your wrist, facing us?
>bc reasons

>>24023034
Looks fine! Your courage to post is matched only by your self-deprecation ;)

>>24023519
Doggie! Check. Chocolate. Check. Hand/arm. Check!

>>24023563
Dis is good... moar... did we see the finger ink already? But agree- long fingernails bit creepy

>>24023702
>>24023704
Ring fiddling is ah-mazing - can you do one where your hands are in front of your waist/belt and one hand is fiddling with the ring on the other hand? (Both hands have fingers extended). I see a lot of men doing that when thinking, about to deliver a presentation or something. Works best if clothed, though. =)

>>24023826
>>24023828
Love these! So many cherries you've gathered! (do we wink on the obvious?)
>>24023874
>>24023876
>>24023879
>>24023882
<3 Yiss! Pluck and pet.

>>24023886
You have no idea, but this always works on me for some reason - thank you!!!

Requesting from any of the wonderful men of this thread, a girl's pov shot with your hand looking like you're about to put a couple fingers in her mouth please <3

>>REMINDER ON REQUESTS<<
>and here's my reminder on request ideas! I give myself props on copy and paste from mobile...

1) Elevator
-pressing buttons
-leaning or thinking with your back towards door so buttons are in the background as if you've come in and wondering what we're gonna do
-hand /fingers hovering backwards over the stop button as if you've entered and are gonna press the stop button behind you
-arm/forearm holding door that's about to close open (like you're uh... forcing your way in)
-lean in with arm above your shoulder to the wall opposing doors so that door are behind your arm/shoulder/neck and your hand is above the shoulder/ head of the qt against the elevator wall

2) Reflective surfaces
-would love shots involving mirrors or other reflective surfaces (glass, still water, etc). If working with a camera, it can be great for obscuring your face

3) Mic w/ stand (or mic in studio)
-can do 1-hand hold around the mic or 2-hand "hold" a la Green. This is fucking hot because we get to see your arms and neck and jawline and a 2-handed hold looks like you're pulling a lady's face close to yours

4) Harmonica playing
- hands, forearms, neck with in/out breathing and note bending and lips

5) Artichoke fondling and eating
This is an excellent veg to steam and play with the leaves, finger the crevices and of course, eat sensually

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>>24023555
>Oh dear lord, please help me! Undies fully soaked.
Oh dear. I'll gladly help you get those off. ;)

A to-do list forms...
>>24024195
>>>Daily requests!<<
>>24024412
>2) Reflective surfaces

>>24024412
>5) Artichoke fondling and eating
I think I saw some whole artichokes in the store the other day - any ideas of what I could make them with?

>>24024406
>Requesting from any of the wonderful men of this thread, a girl's pov shot with your hand looking like you're about to put a couple fingers in her mouth please <3
Something like this?

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>>24024496
>Something like this?
Actually, here's a better one~

>>24024496
This photo captures neck arms and hands too perfectly.

>Oh dear. I'll gladly help you get those off. ;)
Yes, I mean it's only fair I have your assistance. You're the one that caused it!

>>24024511
That vein and tendon def. though. I could gawk for days!

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>>24024562
>Yes, I mean it's only fair I have your assistance. You're the one that caused it!
It'd be ungentlemanly for me to so much as suggest otherwise~

>That vein and tendon def. though. I could gawk for days!
Between the absurd heat (and humidity) and y'all catching me mid-workout, all my veins are quite obvious today.

>>24024496
>artichoke
I'm a simple gal when it comes to food pref- I tend to steam and just eat the meat off the petals and the hearts with a range of homemade hummus...

>>24024577
Not gonna complain about those veins. And those shorts are excellent for you. Better if a drawstring were out =)

>>24024577
It would, and we can't have that.

>Between the absurd heat (and humidity) and y'all catching me mid-workout, all my veins are quite obvious today.
I do hope that happens more often. ;) this is also where I toss in the suggestion that I could give you a workout.

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>>24024139
There is always a place reserved for you!

>>24024371
Eh, I wish :D
Those are wild cherries, they are super sweet but almost 80% of them is the stone.

Does this work as well?

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>>24024597
>I'm a simple gal when it comes to food pref- I tend to steam and just eat the meat off the petals and the hearts with a range of homemade hummus...
I might go get some hummus, then.

>>24024597
>Better if a drawstring were out =)
Believe it or not, the drawstring was being used to keep them from falling down earlier today (when I had things in my pockets). As that isn't an issue now, however~

>>24024610
>I do hope that happens more often. ;) this is also where I toss in the suggestion that I could give you a workout.
I'm sure you could. Probably a little more fun than what I'm doing right now, too. ;)

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>>24024610
I really need a workout buddy, preferably female since I always get super horny after a good workout, so we can take care of that as well :D

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>>24024638

>>24024629
Oh good!

>>24024636
>I'm sure you could. Probably a little more fun than what I'm doing right now, too. ;)
I can guarantee it. Possibly more strenuous as well.

>>24024638
Wellllll I do recall a chat we all had a while back about a morning run motivational booty chase!

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>>24024673
I know, but that would require you to be anywhere close to me :P

From my little bicycle tour, took a little break in the forest to get you some pics :)

>>24024866
Well this is true!

I enjoy that you all are always thinking of us while you're out!

>>24024629
Those moves tend to elicit a different sort of reaction... The "hey grumpy, try to smile" face always makes me smile, though, even when I don't want to. =)

>>24024636
You are so good to us. How I love me some drawstring.

>>24024866
Tiniest pinecone ever? Or does it just look that way in your hand?

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Mornin everyone.

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Havin a good day?

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It's startin off pretty good here...

>> AFTERNOON PICK-UP SUMMONS <<
>this is what happens when bossypants is a night owl and an early bird. afternoon slump.

Brandt!!! Pop in here with some sweaty workout pics of your filthy arms and rough facial hair!

GREEN! I know you're dried off post-storms, but get wet again and pay us a visit, pls? I know you have grey sweatpants and boxers (which I like)

ChinDimps, aka - whoever
>>24021064
>>24021193
is - come baaaaaaack!

The Pharmacist! aka >>24017434 ... Catwoman needs you at once!

Orange Peeler/Button-up/Button-down/Belt removal guy - COME BACK!!!

Will do more summons after I snap out of this afternoon trough.

>thx Nolly, TGF, Brandt, Torque for tons of strong contributions during the last day and always

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...but it's definitely feeling like it's time for breakfast.

>>24025017
>>24025020
>>24025025
Oh. There you are- I was expecting you. =) I just went on a summons tirade, pls ignore.

>>24025028
Eat me.

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Eggscelent.

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>>24025031

The eggs beat you to the punch today...

OR DID THEY?!

Decisions decisions... I am hungry now, and I don't even know how long it would take to get to you, or vice versa...

HMMMMMM.

>>24025042
6,000 miles is worth the travel for what I have on the menu for you. I'm definitely saucier/hotter than whatever's on those eggs you have in front of you.

>>24025017
>>24025020
>>24025025
>>24025028
Good lord I love when you pop up. I'm going into fuzzy overload right now hnnnnn!

>>24025042
I Will ship her off now so you can have her for breakfast tomorrow!

>>24025059
>ship her off now so you can have her for breakfast tomorrow
this is true friendship...

>>24025042
But we can always fly back to my place after so we can join the Mile High club...

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Apology for potato cam

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>>24025049

Well, the eggs are done... on to the coffee!

>>24025059

You would do that? You are truly an amazing friend.

>>24025103

I'm probably due for a States-side retreat one of these days. It's been a few years...

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>>24024877
Well, it gives me another reason to actually go out and do something for my health :D

>>24024951
Hm, I love seeing the faces of people when I take it out of my pants or when they pull down my pants.

I don't really know what kind of cone it is, there wasn't even a pine anywhere close.

>>24025103
>this is true friendship...
Damn right girl!

>>24025111
More neck please.

>>24025121
>You would do that? You are truly an amazing friend.
Hey that's me, also I know she'd send me more fuzzy hand photos of you if I did! ;) so the act isn't 100% selfless.

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Guess what I've got.

>>24024673
>I can guarantee it. Possibly more strenuous as well.
I don't doubt it one bit.

>>24025148
Nolly arrives to full fill one of the dailys.

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>>24025135

Fuzzy hand photos eh?

>>24025165
So much fuzz and so solid. I'm going to have to sit in the freezer here soon.