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/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

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/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
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>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>23984408
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"CHALLENGES"

1. BEAUTY. Find something that you think is beautiful today. It does not have to be original. It can be a sunset, a flower, a nice e-mail that you received, a picture of a loved one, a building's architecture. (Cannot be a bare cock, balls, foot, etc.) Think about how to frame it or that moment with your hands/forearms/body. Take at least one pic and tell us in the caption about why you think it's beautiful. It will do us some good, and it will do you good as well.

2. COURAGE. Think about one thing that you fear or hate touching or embracing. Then strap on your balls and do it. Hold the spider, pat the pitbull, hold the dirty sock, hold up a sign asking that qt you've been crushing on out, whatever. And take pics of it and tell us about it. And then feel good about your courage.

3. ARCHITECTURE / SCULPTURE.
Change of scenery for you man hands and arms and necks- might be fun for you, too. Find interesting building architecture (inside or out) and work a pose around what you found. It may mean that you have to go into that corporate high rise that you never have a reason to enter, explore a new building on campus, visit a library or old mom and pop shop, etc.

Take thread-related pics and tell us what you liked or found interesting about it!

Examples for the super lazy:
-hand stroking a polished wooden bannister
-hands around city jail cell's bars
-pose in a store or funhouse with multiple mirrors so we see multiple angles of you through the photo (it's OK if camera/phone is in the shot)
-fingers going through concrete grooves of brick siding
-hand outstretched in "alas, poor Yorick" pose towards a colorblocked dilapidated cottage in the distance
-pose of your knocking (with or without door knocker) on a glossy door. Or weathered door.
-Find a room that's designed to be monochromatic (hospitals, labs) and wear a tee that contrasts to it. Get your sexy self in there and take pics.
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>>>>> Outstanding Requests from Prior Thread <<<<<
1) Wet, drenched tees. Find a way to get your t-shirt wet- dun care how. Wring it out while it's still on your bod, pull that stretched, drenched shirt off and over your head, etc.

2) Pottery/play-doh play. (as inspired by Catwoman's fetish awakening, the movie "Ghost")

3) Table abuse. Requires a timer/tripod.
- fists pounding table
- both hands on the table, leaned over with neck and arms still in shot, like you're just about to go apeshit on the person across the table (so we get some neck)
- circling the table, like your storming around, getting ready to attack the person on the other side in berserker mode
- clearing all the stuff from a table in a mad rage
- table flipping

Thx to those who have filled these requests - would love to see moar:

4) Blow air kisses to the camera and do a "girl, smile" pose by pretending to move the outsides of your mouth up and into a smile with your fingers.

5) Deck of cards play.
- shuffle
- cut a deck
- show a hidden fan of cards (show neck in background, pls)
- select a card from that hidden fan using the other hand (again, neck in background would be nice as possible)

6) Gearheads - input jacks, cables, knobs, switches. All good when you're in your element, working with the gear you love.

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And we never tire of fresh takes on old props (belts, buttons/cuffs, flowers, mugs, liquids of any kind, critters/pets, guitahhhhhs/basses/drums, etc.) and classic poses! <3
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>>24001116
>- both hands on the table, leaned over with neck and arms still in shot, like you're just about to go apeshit on the person across the table (so we get some neck)
Ayyy, have some neck.
(still not happy with this one, but it's the best shot out of like, 20)
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>>24001227
OMG!! All that tension and neck bulge!! Yas! (Your fists look yuge here, too)
>thx for popping the thread's cherry
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>>24001116
>like your storming around
^^you're not your
Godfuckingdammit. I hate when I don't fucking proofread. Sorry. Mortified.
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noblesse oblige
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>>24001249
Mortified? You should be. I think you deserve some disciplinary action. Assume the position, Ms. Pants.
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>>24001438
Indeed, merci

>>24001507
Y-yessir... You don't have to tell me twice...
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>>24001546
I'm livid- I can't believe that you would slip up like that.
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>>24001573
Audibly whimpered!
(GD, this is a genius pose request, self.)
Those arms. Those arms! Fuuuuuck.
Hurt me...
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>>24001600
Now, bend over my knee. You know what's coming.
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>>24001686
JFC. OMGunnnnnnnnnngh!
My butt cheeks are already tensed with anticipation, holy fuck...
Direct all your stress and anger through that belt and give me the harshest spanking you've ever given. I need it. Punish me.
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>>24001712
This is going to hurt, but it's for your own good.
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>>24001755
Need a cushion/pillow/hand to muffle my yelping...
>You may get angry at seeing how turned on I am by being spanked. When you're through with the belt, you're going to teach me what happens to girls that get wet when bent over your knee...
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>>24001762
Unnnh!
>Just imagining your left hand clamped over my mouth as you're leaving red welts against my ass. You're getting excited and occasionally missing, whipping the back of my thighs, causing my whole body to jerk...
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>>24001786
>what happens to girls that get wet when bent over your knee
Alternately use/abuse and worship the source of that wetness (and the rest of you).

Unfortunately, I must sleep now and leave you to your imagination. 'Night!
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>>24001828
G'night daddy Torque <3
My imagination is a good one- thx for fueling it!
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>>24000846
>Oh my. Well, I'll get started right away. ;)
I'm ready!
>>24000906
>>beer pic for catwoman
Ahhhh yes!!! :D
>>24001227
>still not happy with this one
I'm pretty enthusiastic about it!
>mental image of me climbing between those arms to calm down a rage full Nolly.

>>24001438
Guhhhhh you! Weaponry and arm <3

>>24001507
>>24001573
>>24001686
>>24001755
>>24001762
Mmmmffff! I am so sad I passed out early and missed these!
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Just dropping by to say hi.

Busy days.

-Brandt
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what the fuck is up thread

My new phone is too small for my hands. It feels weird holding it.
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>>24002258
But(t) fuck it. It's a good phone even if it was designed for imps.
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>>24002262
>saving my game at a typewriter
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>>24002269
and then I put on my wizard gear
Catwoman, you know what to do when I play vidya.
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>>24002274
Also piano.
Do we like pianos? We like pianos.
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>>24002279
Sadly this piano is out of tune.
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>>24002222
I'm glad you think of us!

>>24002258
Come hold my booty instead!
>>24002262
>>24002269
>filenames
I've missed you're presence in the thread.
>>24002274
Yes, sir. I'll get to work right away!
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>>24002281
And I'm off! Gotta go cut my nails and do boring stuff.
Later jongens.
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>>24002282
I'll hold your booty after we're done with the vidya stuff ;)
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>>24002279
>>24002281
>>24002285
Pls play me before you go!

>>24002288
I do like being rewarded. ;)
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>>24002294
I'll play you before I go and when I come back!
Might actually upload some guitar stuff later. Gonna do a cover so might make a webm :3

I know just what to reward you with ;)
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>>24002299
So much excitement right now!

>I know just what to reward you with ;)
I also accept punishment while being rewarded.
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First time posting here
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>>24002368
Let's see the other side
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>>24002501
There you go
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>>24002522
Ey, you got that graby pose. I like it.
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>>24002629
I like grabbing and spanking
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>>24002637
Oh, don't we all?
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>>24002736
Some i met unfortunatley not! When i am home i might upload a first if people want to!
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>>24002771
Fist stupid autocorrect yes i am clumsy sometimes
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>>24002279
>>24002281
>>24002285
Finally some piano playing, now do a webm!
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>>24002771
You should look through the pastebin at the top of the thread for ideas!

>>24002830
Piano playing webm?
That's something I'd enjoy!
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>>24002924
Noooo! I can't watch webms for a few hours
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>>24002187
>I'm ready!
Christ, I don't think I am. Maybe in a few hours I'll have that first little bit down.

>>24002924
Ooh, nice 5-string!
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>>24002222
I can't fathom what witchery was used to grant you this quad and pleasant to gaze upon attributes.

>>24002258
>>24002262
only takes a couple of pics from you until my laughter approaches hysteria!
>>24002269
I thought you had a real typewriter. Does anyone? That would be a great prop...
>>24002279
Absolutely we love pianos and your fingers tickling dem ivories instead of us
>>24002281
>piano out of tune
Then remove the cat from the strings!!

>>24002368
>>24002522
Yes, let's see fist as well as grabs, pls!

>>24002830
Ba-fistbump

>>24003107
I can't help but look at this pic and ask how your beautiful azure recycling bins are doing this fine morning!

>>24003124
Morning, kitty!!!!
>allergies are kicking in just looking at how fluffy and soft this creature is
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>>24003107
>Christ, I don't think I am. Maybe in a few hours I'll have that first little bit down.
Am so excited!

>>24003124
Ahhh!!!!!! I need this kitteh, it's so cute!
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>>24003210
>I thought you had a real typewriter. Does anyone? That would be a great prop...
I wish! I've only got a laptop here, though.

>>24003210
>I can't help but look at this pic and ask how your beautiful azure recycling bins are doing this fine morning!
The big blue one is actually for trash - (and the big green one for recycling), but you're right about the little bins.
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>>24003305
>Am so excited!
I'm not sure how excited to tell you to get, haha. I'll take another gander at the first 30 seconds or so after my shower.

>>24003307
>The big blue one is actually for trash - (and the big green one for recycling), but you're right about the little bins.
>sideways
FUCK
Well, at least I knew I was posting trash already~

Also pictured: a satellite that does fucking nothing whatsoever.
Not pictured: yet another little blue bin inside the house that didn't get filled up this week.
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These were surprisingly awkward to take. For some reason it feels like only one arm and hand are supposed to be one side of the body at a time.
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This is the thread of my dreams! Do any of you guys have a baseball style Henly shirt? Preferably black sleeves and gray belly but I'll take what I GET happily omg. Roll up sleeves to elbow please ungh unbutton the collar omg please please please
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>>24003307
>>24003315
Hahahaha! this is some entertaining trash posting! no need to reach for compost/fertilizer or other organic matter for shitposting. =)
>was looking for the satellite until I realized you were talking about the receiver

>>24003334
>>24003346
Oooooh! God, the things you boys do for and to us, even after we've been naughty and spanked! =D
>spontaneous chair dance!!
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>>24002187
No need to be sad, it was just a pleasant surprise waiting for you when you woke up.

>>24003360
I might be under the impression that you like to be rewarded and punished.
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>>24003315
Started writing about your directv dish, then saw you already had mentioned it.

>>24003334
I'm not even sure I'm comprehending what you're trying to say. I don't know if it's my head sexualizing your hand pressed against the wall or not.
>>24003452
I know but I like the anticipation;)
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>>24003335
>This is the thread of my dreams! Do any of you guys have a baseball style Henly shirt? Preferably black sleeves and gray belly but I'll take what I GET happily omg. Roll up sleeves to elbow please ungh unbutton the collar omg please please please
Mine's all-black, unfortunately, but here you go~
While I've got this shirt on, any specific poses you'd like?

>>24003346
>>was looking for the satellite until I realized you were talking about the receiver
>>24003467
>Started writing about your directv dish, then saw you already had mentioned it.
Oops. Yeah, I probably should've said "dish". ;)
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>>24003452
>rewarded and punished
pretty close. =) made to feel special and punished sums it up best.
>Why else do you think I'm so feisty?! Probably some underlying desire to be tamed and punished. Which you do so well... <3

>>24003481
Can't go wrong with arms crossed against the chest!
I'll defer my "flying crane" pose request for a different outfit hahahaha. And I know you would deliver, even if it meant risking injury. ;)
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>>24003504
>Can't go wrong with arms crossed against the chest!
It is done.

>I'll defer my "flying crane" pose request for a different outfit hahahaha. And I know you would deliver, even if it meant risking injury. ;)
Eh, couldn't possibly hurt as much as some other stupid shit I've done. Request away! If I can do it, I'll get to it eventually~
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>>24003481
>Oops. Yeah, I probably should've said "dish". ;)
I wish I didn't know the difference haha!

>>24003533
Ffffffuck I love a black long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up
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>>24003533
Yup, can't go wrong with this pose.
Actually, flying crane isn't good for stills unless you have the right equipment. Also impossible to take your face out of the pic in that pose in an aesthetics pleasing way.
Give us an open stance instead! (Pic related- check the fingahs)
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>>24003568
>Give us an open stance instead! (Pic related- check the fingahs)
Well, this was similar to that pose. Sort of.

Are the captchas acting screwy for anyone else?
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>>24003606
Not bad!!! Oh, that's a good pose for you!!!
>I'm gonna choreograph and train all my boys one day.
>stance is a bit more defensive than the original, but tis OK- this is just for photos, not roughhousing =)

And yah, captchas have been sucking for me since yesterday...
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>>24003617
Sorry for rainbow of IDs. Lots of clearances to go through this morning.
-bossypants
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>>24003606
Are you still here? If so, will you try this one? =D
>dis is fun!!!!!
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First time through one of these threads. Am I doing it right?
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don't really know, where to start today :>
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>>24003840
Welcome! You're doing it right! Wouldn't mind seeing more of your ink and what appears to be immaculately trimmed facial hair! Our pastebin has some ideas to check out!

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
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>>24003877
You came back!!!!!! You're not in jail!
*TWIRLING* !$@%$
Fri-yay treat =D
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>>24003880
More of the ink? You got it.
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>>24003908
Arm hair shorter than usual here because it was taken shortly after a cosplay in which I needed to put latex paint on my arms. Baaaaaaad idea with hair.

Bright side, you can see that tattoo better. Normally it is a much hairier scorpion.
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>>24003908
OMG, this totally works for our thread!!! Tats, hairy limbs, veins, scorpions!!!! Imma pass out now.
Our friend Books would be able to the type of scorp =)
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>>24003924
^^ "identify the type"
>sorry, typos get progressively worse with excitement

>>24003877
What were the most memorable acts from the festival? Why do your arms turn my insides to jelly?
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>>24003840
>>24003908
Guuhhhhh yes!!!!

>>24003877
Oh my god, I'm prepared to drool. Or maybe just turn in to a river. Mmmmf!
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>>24003617
>Not bad!!! Oh, that's a good pose for you!!!
>>I'm gonna choreograph and train all my boys one day.
Hahaha, you go right ahead!

>>24003626
>Sorry for rainbow of IDs. Lots of clearances to go through this morning.
Gub'mint job?

>>24003797
>Are you still here? If so, will you try this one? =D
I took off to make dinner and a webm, but I'm back! I'll try to do that pose for you here in a bit.

Speaking of - here you go, catwoman. I find it somewhat hilarious that my conversion software decided to cut it off at around the point where I started fucking up - but we didn't need those 5 seconds anyway. ;)
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>>24003974
Ahhh! I am so excited. Will be back in wifi very soon to watch it! I'm sure it's fantastic but prepare yourself for the text screams that you'll probably almost be able to hear from where you are. ;)
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>>24003974
>try to do that pose for you here in a bit
okie. =) It's no rush. Is a somewhat "bass"ic stance, unlike the moves you're showcasing in dis webm
>Gub'mint job?
nope. the public sector wouldn't be able to handle me, and the feelings are mutual.

yes/no question tit-for-tat (or something like that)... do you post other OC somewhere on /soc/?
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>>24003885
>You came back!!!!!! You're not in jail!
didn't even lose my license! everything went according to plan. (except for the festival itself)

>>24003931
>What were the most memorable acts from the festival?
Rammstein, Wanda, Mumford & Sons, Dropkick Murphys and Fraktus where all the bands I saw unfortunately.
>and now i told you, which festival I was at & where I'm from, incase my hair color and major didn't already

>>24003947
commence the flow


This is part of the set i didn't post the other day, because of it's lighting, and because I forgot to put on a belt. But this combination of clothes was requested, so i guess it has to be posted.
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I hear you guys like apples.

-Brandt
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I'm bored and on my lunch break at work. Guess who packed cherries in their lunch?
(coincidentally guess who swallowed two cherry pits because eating is hard.)
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>>24004071
Oh, I didn't guess that at all, actually. Was projecting too much of the ex onto you, I suppose. =) Hope you and friends are all OK fm the hurricane/tropical storm.
>can't beat DE engineering, honestly
>and nice filename =)

Fuckkkkkk... pls post all "discards" and "imperfect" pics!!!
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>>24002282

This is a new outlet for me, of course I'm thinking about you guys:D

>>24003210

It would seem I sacrificed my luck with dice for a good starter roll:p

> seriously, I suck with dice.
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>>24004110
What's not to like about apples, wood and a hairy arm...
>>24004130
>of course I'm thinking about you guys
If only you would touch yourself while thinking about us. Ooops. Did I type that aloud?!

>>24004112
We love fruit ITT!!! Much better than those hell devil cookies you posted last time. evil. =P
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>>24004161

Well, it helps if I have something to form a picture with... just sayin. You're all disembodied voices from the ether at this point.
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>>24004071
>>24004124
My usage of meteorological terms is embarrassingly horrid. They would be neither hurricane nor tropical storms, just terrible storms, I suppose. Sorry! =\
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>>24004059
>okie. =) It's no rush. Is a somewhat "bass"ic stance, unlike the moves you're showcasing in dis webm
I hope you're proud of that pun. (I snickered)
I could not, for the life of me, get this pose right. Here is the best attempt~

>>24004059
>yes/no question tit-for-tat (or something like that)... do you post other OC somewhere on /soc/?

Not really, no. It's pretty much just here. The only other boards I post on with any frequency are /b/ and /vr/ (check the phantasy star threads), but I usually just lurk, both those places and here. I've considered posting in MSA a couple times, but I couldn't find any scripts I felt like reading (and I wasn't about to just do the n00b questions and 100-1 and walk away), and between my atrocious laptop mic and generally unsexy demeanor, I figured it probably wasn't worth the effort.
>is asked a yes/no question
>responds with paragraph
fuck you, I'm wordy

>>24004112
>(coincidentally guess who swallowed two cherry pits because eating is hard.)
It is a mystery~

>>24004124
>Fuckkkkkk... pls post all "discards"
No.
>and "imperfect" pics!!!
Here you go! :P
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Catwoman back in wifi and finally able to watch webms!

>>24002924
Guhhh another longhaired man. You can post these anytime please!

>>24003974
Although I can't actually hear it, I feel like I can hear it in my head! Swooning so hard right now you have no clue!

>>24004071
Ah yes it's begun, you would look good wet, just an idea. ;)

>>24004110
All fruit and veggies here. There's only one kind of meat bossy pants and catwoman eat anyway.

>>24004112
I love this shirt!

>>24004130
>This is a new outlet for me, of course I'm thinking about you guys:D
One man's outlet is another woman's porn.
>>24004180
>disembodied voices
Spewing sexual text at you. Is there really any other kind of disembodied voice?
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What's this? A new challenger?
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>>24004180
>head twirls around like the possessed Exorcist demon child
W-wait, seriously?
Because I know what you like. And I got what you like. At least, in the way of wardrobe. hm....
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Here my fist if any girl wants my KIK leave it!
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>>24004210
>posts one photo
>wants to talk.
>doesn't understand this thread.
>thinks girls just post their kiks on 4chan.
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>>24004199

"Spewing sexual text at you. Is there really any other kind of disembodied voice?"

>The fruit smiles at you suggestively.
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>>24004199
>All fruit and veggies here. There's only one kind of meat bossy pants and catwoman eat anyway.
;)

>Although I can't actually hear it, I feel like I can hear it in my head! Swooning so hard right now you have no clue!
Hahaha, glad you like it!

>Spewing sexual text at you. Is there really any other kind of disembodied voice?
I'm sure there are, but that IS the best kind of disembodied voice~
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>>24004193
>I hope you're proud of that pun. (I snickered)
Honestly, if I can make some disembodied voice in the ether smile, grin, get a boner, get off, or feel less lonely, I feel like I've led a worthy day. So yes. =D *twirling again*

>fuck you, I'm wordy
Hahaha, OK that helps. But you should do the 100-1 anyway 'cuz... well, those don't go to waste ifyaknowwhatImean. But you have to feel sexy to do it, else it can be a bit awkward to listen to...

Pose works!!!! I can help you tighten that up.
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>>24004210
Now this is funny, I have shoes that look exactly like yours :D
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>>24004124
almost fully recovered now.
>be Thursday
>be 36°C all day
>put on sunscreen in the morning
>reapply in the afternoon
>get drunk
>get high
>foutwennimuthafugga
>head out to warmup-party
>10 mins later at 2 am
>start rain
>head back to tent
>surprise thunderstorm out of nowhere
>wait out storm in a passageway tent
>already drenched from head to toe from 1 minute of exposure

Can blog on if anyone gives a fuck. Was defenitely the most crazy festival I ever went to
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>>24004161
Sorry. Fight me. I'm gonna buy a package of them just to spite you.
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>>24004223
>>The fruit smiles at you suggestively.
Fucking dying, haha

>>24004229
>Hahaha, OK that helps. But you should do the 100-1 anyway 'cuz... well, those don't go to waste ifyaknowwhatImean. But you have to feel sexy to do it, else it can be a bit awkward to listen to...
Well, NOW I'm tempted to record a dry version of me counting down from 100 while not masturbating. :D
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>>24004203

Well, if you know and have all that...:3
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>>24004223
hahahahaha!!!!!
OMG, I think Nolly might have this fruit face beat as far as funny faces ITT, though. ;)
>thankful for still having strong bladder muscles

>>24004242
OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!! STAHHHHHP!!!!! You're gonna do it!!!! the one pull move!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!H!$!@%%!%!
>would like to hear about festival fiasco, but you prob need to post private channel for that

>>24004243
Spite all you like!! I'm going to torture my body shortly anyway... have been inspired to build an ass.
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>>24004223
This made me giggle a bit.

>>24004224
>Hahaha, glad you like it!
So much that when I do kidnap you and keep you as a sex slave you also need to play me songs.

>I'm sure there are, but that IS the best kind of disembodied voice~
In my head the reaction given to hearing one of our disembodied voices saying some of the nasty things we said is way too funny.

>>24004229
>But you should do the 100-1 anyway 'cuz... well, those don't go to waste ifyaknowwhatImean.
This is a fact. I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but then again I look at hand/arm/neck porn.

>>24004230
Look at you dropping in
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>>24004248
You color coordinated with the Shaolin monk?!$?!$ SRSLY?!$
>Imma tell myself that's what you did

>>24004252
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Perhaps I need to raise my game of being as much of a tease as you. ;)
>GD IT! This reminds me of putting condoms on bananas... cackling like a madwoman

>>24004258
>This is a fact. I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but then again I look at hand/arm/neck porn.
Remember, we left our shame along with our panties in the gutter about 15 threads ago...
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>>24004242
Can I borrow you to practice this one pull move on those buttons?
>Can blog on if anyone gives a fuck. Was defenitely the most crazy festival I ever went to
Also would like to hear about this!

>>24004248
Dis suggestive pose. That looks like the hand size of catwoman boobs.

>>24004252
Yet another all so suggestive pose. Hnnng


>>24004257
> I'm going to torture my body shortly anyway... have been inspired to build an ass
Can assist, you've seen my butt, speaks for itself.
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>>24004271
>Perhaps I need to raise my game of being as much of a tease as you. ;)
>GD IT! This reminds me of putting condoms on bananas... cackling like a madwoman

I definitely do bring my "A" game wherever I go...
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>>24004124
>>24004182
>hurricane
I thought that was a pun
>that's the name of the festival

>>24004257
Basically, I had to wait under that tent for an hour, for shit to clear up, and than couldn't find my camp, because everything got destroyed, blown over, drowned, or taken down, like the flagpoles.
It took until 5 am and the sun to come up
>based tent was dry atleast
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For instance...
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>>24004258
>So much that when I do kidnap you and keep you as a sex slave you also need to play me songs.
This is not a problem~

>In my head the reaction given to hearing one of our disembodied voices saying some of the nasty things we said is way too funny.
"Finally, it worked!"
>what is "it", I will leave as an exercise for the reader
>(it's it)

>>24004271
>You color coordinated with the Shaolin monk?!$?!$ SRSLY?!$
>>Imma tell myself that's what you did
Whatever floats your goat~
I definitely wasn't too hot in that goddamn black long-sleeve. Not at all.

>>24004275
>Dis suggestive pose. That looks like the hand size of catwoman boobs.
We should test that theory. ;)
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>>24004275
>Can assist, you've seen my butt
Indeed! Why is it that squats only seem to make everything bigger, like butt AND legs? I hate that. Need a different plan of attack that doesn't involve butt implants. Pls help.

>>24004282
>I definitely do bring my "A" game wherever I go...
Apparently for 15 minutes of orgasm after extended foreplay
>can't even pun / innuendo with this pic... I'm FUCKING HICCUPPING with laughter
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>>24004199
old, unreleased set, sorry
can't post wet version now :/
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>>24004302
Ayyyy, sorry to hear about the event. Crazy. At least you're safe (enough).
And you're not doing it right with the one pull move!! It's all in the wrist and gusto. Trust me, I will work your button flies (and other things) from now on...
>Lol... it was a pun, but I didn't want you to think I was a moron as if hurricanes happen in landlocked areas.

>>24004303
N-n-nooooo!

>>24004305
Hiccupping laughter is causing abdomen pain now... fuck!
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>>24004303
And now I am officially rivering here.

>>24004305
I'm so upset that nobody has done this pose before. More upset I didn't ask for it. Also too excited that you've done it!

>"Finally, it worked!"
>>what is "it", I will leave as an exercise for the reader
>>(it's it)
Now thinking of "it." ;)

>We should test that theory. ;)
Fully prepared to give you both handfuls. Both ends are a handful. One more so than the other, but I'll leave your mind to wander which one.

>>24004311
>Indeed! Why is it that squats only seem to make everything bigger, like butt AND legs? I hate that. Need a different plan of attack that doesn't involve butt implants. Pls help.
Well you know how early my workout begins, actually when you're headed to bed. :( also butt and legs, there's really not much to be done. I have those thick muscular thighs because of it.

>>24004317
It's okay, future suggestion maybeeee!
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>>24004258
Just wanted to comment on the shoes, not really dropping in. Don't have anything to post but the old stuff I didn't post yet.
Currently feeling like shit and not in the mood to take anything new, but will make more when I'm feeling better again ;)
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>>24004342
>>24004323

Mwahahaha
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>>24004351
Oh nos! TGF, sorry to hear! Sorry to not hang around- I'm signing off now... Sending disembodied hugs through the ether... and hopefully that lewd fruit from Brandt help a bit?

>>24004368
Tease. Fair warning ... hold onto your balls, Brandt. They are gonna be bluer than Bradley Cooper's eyes if you lose this game. =)
xoxoxo
*smoochies*

(WHERE ARE MUH AIR KISSES EVERYONE?!?!$?$!)
>thank you, Nolly =D
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>>24004323
>Hiccupping laughter is causing abdomen pain now... fuck!
Well, don't hurt yourself, now~

>>24004342
>I'm so upset that nobody has done this pose before. More upset I didn't ask for it. Also too excited that you've done it!
I've been meaning to do it for a little while now, actually. Just needed a spot where I felt like being funny instead of lewd.

>Now thinking of "it." ;)
;)
>tosses out obscure references like candy
>still disappointed when nobody gets them, even when they have no reason to know what the hell I'm talking about

>>24004342
>Fully prepared to give you both handfuls. Both ends are a handful. One more so than the other, but I'll leave your mind to wander which one.
I have a means of testing this in mind~ ;)
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>>24004391

> hold onto your balls, Brandt.

Isn't that someone else's job?
Are you applying for the position?
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>>24004403
The only thing I'll be applying is my tongue to ...
Oh, gotta run!
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>>24004403
I volunteer as tribute.
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>>24004275
>Can assist, you've seen my butt, speaks for itself.
gibe buttsample, bitte

>Can I borrow you to practice this one pull move on those buttons?
If you manage to pull it off, there might just be a reward waiting for you

And that was only the first day! I also didn't find my buddy on the first day, because his phone was turned off. So i settled next to some people i didn't even know. Which is also why i didn't inflate my matress & unpack; so i slept on the floor, and on the next day I had blisters on my feet (from carrying a 40kg backpack) followed by walking around in soaking wet shoes for 3 hours, a sunburn on my back, and back pain from sleeping on the ground.
>it continued raining for half of friday and all of saturday
>give me your pity plx :<
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>>24004351
That's okay! I do hope you feel better!

>>24004368
Evil laughter. Then posts a picture of his fuzzy face, nice lips, and neck tendons.

Fffffucking ugh! So much frustration from my body.

>>24004400
>Just needed a spot where I felt like being funny instead of lewd.
Was both funny and lewd.

>>tosses out obscure references like candy
>>still disappointed when nobody gets them, even when they have no reason to know what the hell I'm talking about
Every now and then over looked.

>I have a means of testing this in mind~ ;)
Prepared for testing, just for scientific purposes you know.

>>24004424
>gibe buttsample, bitte
I might be confused, and my German is super rusty; es ist schon vorgekommen? Probably butchered that.

>reward
Was really hoping for one, actually.
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>>24004419
>>24004421

Well, one's head on my lap would probably be a good start.
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>>24004475
>es ist schon vorgekommen
must have missed that :c
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>>24004524
Was a couple threads ago it was mentioned. Sent everyone on a hunt. It may or may not come up again;)

Am quite happy with this photo, it her than the fact you're not standing before me!
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>>24004510
That's exactly where I want to be.
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>>24004475
>Was both funny and lewd.
It happens sometimes~

>>24004475
>Prepared for testing, just for scientific purposes you know.
Well, as long as we're being scientific. ;)

(apologies for the monotony re: fruit - I'd show you some peppers, but I ate them)
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>>24004541
Other than**
Fucking autocorrect and my stupidity for not proofreading
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>>24004544
>It happens sometimes~
Pretty often, actually!

>Well, as long as we're being scientific. ;)
Need something to educate the masses with. Documentation- photos and possibly video proof will be needed.


>(apologies for the monotony re: fruit - I'd show you some peppers, but I ate them)
It's okay. We do not turn away any food handlers here. It's all welcome.
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>>24004475

Necks, lips, and tendons huh?

>>24004543

hmmm... they say drive is imperative when it comes to job hunting...;3
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>>24004576
>Fully gasping and breathing heavy.
When did it get so hot in here? Ffffuck!

Your hairyness, jesus h.
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>>24004541
can't find it :c
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>>24004595
That thread is long dead now, but you can come over here and grab mine, and I'll grab yours! Then you'll know!
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>>24004590

Hot? Not sure what you're getting at...
Fully gasping? Sounds like an intense workout is going on over there.
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>>24004629
>Sounds like an intense workout is going on over there.
Uhhhh sure, workout... that's exactly what is happening right now.

>mfw I start to think you're a better tease than I.
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>>24004576
Aye, aye, Captain.
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>>24004652

Hmmm... maybe the intensity of your workout is a little less than optimal.

You should probably kick it up a notch.

>>24004667

Hmm. A salty sea dog... sounds adventurous.
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>>24004679
I could use a more... motivational trainer.
>Dat arm and those dimples.
This photo really speaks to me in ways.
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>>24004696

In tongues perhaps?
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>>24004714
Oh you're good at this! It took a good three minutes of staring to be able to respond even.

Were you born smooth as fuck, or did you just acquire that quality over the years?
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>>24004731

Born with, acquired... I'm just the man with the scotch.
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>>24004595
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>mrw a perfectly good set of hands are not on my sweaty butt
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>>24004751
Ahhh! You remembered!! Are you by the chair? Wearing the watch?!
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>>24004763

I haven't forgotten, but I'm never around that chair when it's scotch o'clock. I will be out tonight though, possibly at a classy establishment... I'll see what I can do.
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>>24004790
You're dead to me ;)
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Minutes away from being done at work for the weekend
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>>24004799

Living dead?
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>>24004846
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>>24004827
Oh hey is that rigor mortis in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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>>24004846
>>24004854
Forearm
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>>24004873
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>>24004855

Hmmm. I'm gonna with happy to see you:D
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>>24004846
>>24004854
>>24004878
Hallo- thx for contributing! we like to see a higher ratio of relevant parts (hand/forearm/neck relative to the rest of the pic). Maybe check out the first couple of posts in the thread, what others have done and the pastebin?
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>>24004887
Especially in the sheer stockings and 4" heels.
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>>24004896
Like this?
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>>24001438
is that colin?
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>>24004911
Yes!! Thx! Strong
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>>24004908

Easy to claim such a thing, but where's the proof?
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okay, i'll play...
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>>24004935
If the stockings and heels don't get you, the beater tank top with garter straps over skinny jeans will. Let's see the (ahem) hard evidence.
>just showered. Need to shower again. Fuck! we need to conserve water, ya know...
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>>24004950
Whoa! Holy veins! And yeah, you don't have ink and not wear it loud and proud ITT- let's see the tat and hear the story / reason, pls!
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>>24004955

Sorry, but while words paint an enticing picture, there's not enough to produce "hard evidence."

Visual confirmation always helps...

>apologies for the repost. can't take pics atm...
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>>24005011
Well, friend- we appear to be at an impasse for now seeing as I'm still waiting for body oil to sink in and have no garments to provide such seductive pics...
>we are pretty relaxed about reposts and using old pics as needed esp for regulars
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>>24005061
>I'm still waiting for body oil to sink in and have no garments to provide such seductive pics...

I'm often accused of being overly patient. Don't see why that shouldn't continue here.
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>>24004976
Haha don't know about that. It's fairly identifying, and I don't even know if there's any actual females lurking...
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>>24005118
not sure why my photos keep rotating themselves
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>>24003467
>anticipation
Fair point. I get a little of that when I come back to the thread to check responses to my posts. And I was just trying to explain that it was awkward to get my phone in position to take those pics- it was oddly phrased, though. And please, sexualize my hands all you want.

>>24003504
I do hope that I make you feel a little special from time to time. You definitely do that for me, so I'd like to return the favor.
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>>24005094
My impatience is only trumped by my stamina and zeal for competition.
>I laughed. So true.

>>24005118
You mean specific females? We are female. If there are any doubts, check out the prior thread and eye rolling discussions of chick flicks and Ryan Gosling... Plus, a couple of originals here can vouch for our gender. Dunno why that always comes up.

>>24005131
EXIF info doesn't get retained if you're posting from mobile, as I understand.
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>>24005171

Huh. So I guess you'd be itching to get this friendly competition going as quickly as possible. It's your move by the way.
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>>24005061
>>we are pretty relaxed about reposts and using old pics as needed esp for regulars
Yeah, but I hate doing that. So here, in honor of all the gets in this thread up to now~
>early morning tomorrow
>zero fucks given

>>24005131
>not sure why my photos keep rotating themselves
Posting from phone, most likely. Even when I send my phone pictures to my computer, I usually still have to do some dicking around to get them rightside-up.

>>24005171
>You mean specific females? We are female. If there are any doubts, check out the prior thread and eye rolling discussions of chick flicks and Ryan Gosling... Plus, a couple of originals here can vouch for our gender. Dunno why that always comes up.
As I said earlier, I never really doubted y'all, but the oohing and ahhing over Ryan Gosling pretty much confirmed it.

>EXIF info doesn't get retained if you're posting from mobile, as I understand.
Is that what it is? I know it sends in rotation data (which my computer can figure out to play just fine, but my webm conversion software cannot), but I didn't know mobile posting stripped the EXIF data.
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Going to the range tomorrow. Stupid optic didn't get here in time for this range trip.

Oh well. Got a new weapon light in the mail. And now my roommate and I are watching The Office.
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>>24005171
probably because the idea of satisfying women's fetishes is a turn on… gay guys, not so much.
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>>24005163
Oh hey Torque!! Yes, you are awesome!! You make us feel like PGP keys. Sexy funny, turned on PGP keys...
>sorry, my analogies are getting weak. Still thinking about dirty daddy Torque. I might've executed a "fuck yes" position to rival yours at some point... Long after getting out of the compromising position

>>24005209
Might take a friendly timeout since I have a load of other content creation to catch up on... And you know how I feel about subpar quality content =)

>>24005212
>zero fucks given
QTs around the world yield a collective frustrated sigh that you aren't giving them any fucks...

I think 4chan strips the EXIF info. I could Google it, but prob going to turn attention to other activities shortly...
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>>24005281

Well, so long as it's a timeout and not a full-blown retreat, I'm fine with that. Looking forward to the content...
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>>24005261
Ayyy that's fair. Enough regulars on here have seen sufficient evidence of me and Catwoman, and still others can vouch for kittenanon's voice. But you should only post without expectation of something in return (other than attention and socializing), else odds are you'll be let down.
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>>24005313
Don't worry, babe. I don't forfeit. (Except when I want to, and you are oh so questworthy)
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>>24005343

Good to know. Gotta run for now myself, so until next time thread.

>Beat it
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neck
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>>24005454
forearm
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Glad to know I'm not the only one with a love for arms like this
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>>24005469
hands
im an electronics repair tech so theyre usually beaten in some way or another.
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Hey look! It's a dog sticking its tongue out while riding in a car with its head out the window!

>bump<
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time to get ink done.
last pic of this naked arm!
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>>24004751
Hm.... reflecting back to a quote of bossy pants mentioning that scotche drinkers are the best kind of dirty.

>>24004812
>mfw I will never meet a man that dresses this way ;(

>>24005011
Am happy to look at some reports

>>24005163
Yeahhhh you need to just come onto my bed so I can sexualize you and cause you a bit of anticipation myself.

>>24005229
Eeee! Picturing these arms while you fire a gun.

>>24005118
Am female.

>>24005454
Fuck, god damn I love when longhaired men pop up!

>>24005496
I like your hands, you should try some pastebin suggestions.

>>24006039
>Hey look! It's a dog sticking its tongue out while riding in a car with its head out the window!
I have to admit that I giggled.

>>24005316
>But you should only post without expectation of something in return (other than attention and socializing), else odds are you'll be let down
I couldn't have said this better myself. It's like those pop in posters.
>Mah hand. Post your kik if you want Moar.
How about no.

>>24006133
So much anticipation for this!
Am expecting photos or you're in trouble.
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>>24006180
Giggles at my autocorrect typos.
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>>24006180
The time has come
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>>24006375
It's going to look so good!
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Hey look, webms!

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6a4lmbSrRcAZlhFSVYydDF2Vm8

>trying to figure out how to strip sound...

-Brandt
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>>24004391
>>24004475
Thanks, hugs seemed to help, already feeling better and definitely laughed at the fruit.

>>24004424
Yes, we need that sample, again!

>>24005131
>>24005171
Exactly, EXIF data gets removed when posting stuff on /soc/

>>24006545
Did you use the webm converter for dummies? Sound is usually turned off there.
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>>24006545
So much excitement once I get to leave hell in 6 hours to watch.

>>24006618
Yiiiissss tools.

Will, maybe make an appearance one day again.
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>>24006389
Super happy so far!
We just got done with all the outlines, food break and then shading/coloring!
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>>24006686
It's already looking fantastic!
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>>24006039
I am quite fond of your bumps

>>24006133
Omg!!!!!! Congrats!! Can't wait to see what details you decided on!

>>24006375
Winter is here!!! Motherfucking white ravens@$!&&'!!!!

>>24006545
Oh!!!! This reminds me ... will you do my countdown request, pls? (OK to say no) Others have done this nicely, but would like to see your take. Countdown from 4, 5, or 10 with your hands depending on what you want to connote. Best if it's done while hand(s) are upright. And numbers are "locked" after a finger comes down with each count such that each position is accented, if that makes sense. Preference for slow countdowns, but fast finger down/hand lock gesture.
>can't help blathering detailed notes- enthusiastic about countdowns!!!

>>24006618
Finest arsenal of power tools ever!
>inb4 I like your stones... In the background ;)

>>24006686
Is exquisite so far!!!
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>>24005281
>QTs around the world yield a collective frustrated sigh that you aren't giving them any fucks...
Was probably too tired for that last night anyway~
Maybe they'll stop by today?
>>24007002
>Oh!!!! This reminds me ... will you do my countdown request, pls? (OK to say no) Others have done this nicely, but would like to see your take. Countdown from 4, 5, or 10 with your hands depending on what you want to connote. Best if it's done while hand(s) are upright. And numbers are "locked" after a finger comes down with each count such that each position is accented, if that makes sense. Preference for slow countdowns, but fast finger down/hand lock gesture.
No idea what you mean by locked, but here's some counting down.
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Request of the day...

Who was it that did the seductive hand lotion Webms? It's been a while and I don't remember.

Can we see some of that that? Maybe also one of these long haired men could do a pony tail or man bun little something.
Would much appreciate.

P.s. could also do with some more neck fondling.

Okay I'm asking a lot now.
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>>24007087
>Maybe they'll stop by today?
Undoubtedly beating down a path to your door...
(which has reminded me of my next request that I'll post separately)
>countdown
Yes, good!! Thank you. =D By "locked" I really mean snapping or holding the pose in a strong position after each movement is finished. It accentuates the countdown.
Also, it's nice that what you see in your countdown (more notably with the left hand) is that you're kinda "blinking" the countdown as opposed to just curling down fingers such that I can see your wrist tendon movement. <3

>>24007140
>Who was it that did the seductive hand lotion Webms?
I named him Leviathan because of what appeared to be lurking in his underwear... he also had the fountain pen and was writing on graph paper. haven't seen him in several threads now, I don't think.
>those webms are are too erotic for me to watch again, haha! don't know how that's possible? strange. will have to ask my non-existent shrink about it
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>>24007140
>Request
>>24007140
>request
Well, you have my attention!

>>24007140
>Can we see some of that that?
Sorry, I don't have any hand lotion here - and I don't spend money on porn for me, so I sure as hell am not going to spend money on porn for other people. :P

>Maybe also one of these long haired men could do a pony tail little something.
This can be arranged~

>P.s. could also do with some more neck fondling.
Christ, I need to shave. Maybe tomorrow.

>>24007258
>Undoubtedly beating down a path to your door...
Perhaps~ The ones that aren't working this afternoon, anyway.
>Also, it's nice that what you see in your countdown (more notably with the left hand) is that you're kinda "blinking" the countdown as opposed to just curling down fingers such that I can see your wrist tendon movement. <3
Yeah, I definitely didn't do that because my fingers don't move all that well independently of each other. That certainly wouldn't be it~
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>>24007292
>more neck fondling
Not quite fondling in this one, maybe~
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>>24007258
Fuck it was so long ago I feel. These threads are aged. I get so sad when the originals disappear totally.

>>24007292
>>24007305
>This can be arranged~
I'd repay you if I could for one.

>Christ, I need to shave. Maybe tomorrow
Face fuzz is always appreciated, just sayin'.

>want to fondle this neck myself. And have these hands fondle me!

Also I'm on a warpath today, expect more requests to pop up on the thread later to ease my frustration.
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>>24007367
>I'd repay you if I could for one.
Et viola~ Hand playing with ponytail, coming right up.

>Face fuzz is always appreciated, just sayin'.
Yeah, but it itches like a motherfucker.
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>>24006618

I'll check that out. Thanks!

>>24007002

Glad to hear it! I'd be shocked if no one was...:3

Also, the countdown sounds interesting... what will you be using it for...?

>>24007140

Neck fondling eh?
>pic related
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Catwoman back with yet another ID, I'm sure.

>>24007400
Oh Nolly, you've delivered above and beyond expectation! Neck fondling and hair play, also I enjoy your fuzzy jawline even if it is itchy for you, please let me rub myself on your face like the kitty I seem to be when I see facial fuzz.
Thank you so much!

>>24007619
Guhhh yes! Also are you in an elevator? I'm intrigued.
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>>24006545
Also was finally able to watch this one! Such defined hands in these threads, I can't handle it!
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>neck fondling
[MORE]
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>>24007367
>I'm on a warpath today
Excellent! Froth this thread into a lather for us since I'm going to be locked in a series of escape rooms this afternoon...

>>24007400
>itches like a motherfucker.
And thaaaaat's why you should moisturize =)

>>24007619
Jesus. Elevators aren't suggestive at all. (I'll be going down, sir.)
>countdown sounds interesting
Do it!! Will be guuuuud. Countdowns in general are awesome because of the anticipation. But I like cues, and countdowns are good for cueing the start of a sequence whether it's in recording something, dance, shuttle liftoff, etc. The appeal of countdowns in audio has already been blatantly covered. =D
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>>24007672
I feel like your facial hair would be excellent for scrubbing pots and pans. thiiiiiiick.
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>>24007685
>>24007619
FUCK! Calling it now... you (Brandt) are going to do a teasing countdown and not actually get to 0...
>smacks self on forehead
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>>24007664
>>24007685

> elevator

I live in an apartment building with 31 floors. I haz elevatore.

>>24007689

It can be scratchy...

>>24007700

Me? Tease on a countdown?!

NEVER.
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Hayyy
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First and Maybe only
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>>24007820
Dat color and detail. holy crap!!!

>>24007870
OMG$@&(*$@!!OMG$@&(*$@!!OMG$@&(*$@!!OMG$@&(*$@!!
DOGGIE!
Oh, sorry- you have a nice forearm, ink, watch and hand, too, but ya know... critters come first despite my fetish for man parts. =)
Is that sexy Alice on your forearm?
pls moar?!
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>>24007685
>Froth this thread into a lather
Makes me recall 6'6 shower lewds.

>>24007746
>It can be scratchy...
Yet another I want to rub against

>>24007820
Its bad ass! I love it.

>>24007870
Petting fuzzy creatures. Has tattoos. I hope it's not only the only one.
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DOORWAYS / DOORS REQUEST IDEA

>Not original, but wanted to put the idea out there again before heading out. Mountanon, 6'6 and others have made some nice pics and webms with doorways and door closures for us...

If you see a doorway and/or door that is conducive to pics... pls take 'em. I dunno how well these will turn out, but just trying to prod ideas along...

Try:
-knocking on doors (with and without doorknocker)
-turning doorknobs/handles (entering a room or closing a door, locking one in are both exciting events and the turning means we get to see wrists, grips in different positions)

Harder to do without timer/tripod and best to do with doorways that lead to the outside (versus the shitty lightweight interior doorways):
- hold the door (*GoT internal sob muffled*) open as if you're saying, "Are you gonna come inside?"
- lean forward with forearm up on top of doorjamb (because tall guys can do this)
- lean against doorjamb with arms crossed
- lean against doorjamb with hand / fingers held against mouth as if deep in thought
- back resting on the side of the door jamb, arm extended and parallel to side door jamb
- 2 hands/arms closing a really heavy sliding door (so we can see strength in the hairy arms)
- suspend yourself off the ground in the doorway, making interesting hand poses
- hands pressed against each side of the door jamb, either with palms or the the backs of your hands
- feel that doorjamb up. There are all sorts of poses...

Pls don't forget to crop as needed (...don't wanna fall madly in love with you or worse)

...'k thx bye! whew.
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>>24007886
Here is a clearer pic of alice
>>24007897
The dog isnt ready for more pictures
She needs some time "hunting" The cat
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>>24007919
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>>24007924
It's so cute, what's the other side?

>>24007910
Let me add the petting/stroking doorways/tables/countertops to this.
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>>24007969
And there is a vaultboy on one corner
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>>24008003
I love this play on it.
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Its dark and the phone isnt The best

But here we are looking down from The balcony
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>>24008026
She looks like she's on watch. So adorable!
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>>24008042
For some reason She always growls when somebody walks on The street

If they use the walkway everything is ok for her
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>>24008052
Perhaps she's protecting them. She's super cute!
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>>24006180
I'm sure you'll find a nice man who dresses wearing anchor shirts some day.
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>>24008214
Oh sure, maybe. But he won't have facial hair or proper sleeve rolling technique. I guess you just can't have it all eh?
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Hard bump.

Where are the fingerers and fondlers this evening?!
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I have yet to post any content here but I know some of you like food handling. I'm a butcher, would bloody meat cutter hands be a little too gross for you?
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>>24008574
I'm not sure until I see it honestly. OP and I are vegetarians. But I've butchered woodland creatures most of my life up until vegetarianism. Let's see a photo? And then we can decide.
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>>24008595
I don't have anything of from work really. I've stumbled across this thread a few times but it's rare I ever think, "Hey stop and take a picture of your hands". Best I have is a section of this rib I frenched for a friend, but I have a good habit of washing my hands between cuts
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>>24008610
Well I'm not terribly disgusted, but I use to be an armature skinner, so my opinion is slightly off on such things. Your skill is impressive though.

>I have a good habit of washing my hands between cuts
Not ever butcher has this habit, much respect.

Also you look like you have some good hands. And I spy a wrist tattoo.
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>>24005281
I googled PGP keys and the first few things I found were related to encryption keys- is that what you mean?

>>24006180
>come onto your bed
Well, obviously I'd prefer to come in you, but whatever flips your skirt.

And... I like knives.
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They're useful, and the idea is so simple, but there are so many variations. Some are beautiful (to me, at least). I stared at this handle for about 15 minutes straight when I first got it.
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>>24008629
I learned how to break beef when I was younger through some of my bosses old coworkers but now of days I don't butcher carcasses, just smaller primals. I have a couple here and there I'm always concerned about being recognized by them for some reason. I'll let you guys decide, my hands are a little rough from being used over the years
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>>24008670
>>24008681
Torque, my booty buddy.

Auto correct is killing me this thread. Please forgive me. I did reread what I wrote and giggled a bit.

I also like knives, did you recall or just a coincidence?

>whatever flips your skirt.
Preferribly your hands though.


>>24008682
>>24008682
We do like rough hands. I'm intrigued as fuck and you're wearing boots, fuck.
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This is possibly the best box cutter I've ever used. And, you know, you can punch someone with it, too, if you had to. It's custom fitted to your two fingers- you have to provide measurements. Also, I don't think that company is actually around anymore.
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>>24008700
>provide measurements
This looks like the weapon I should have carrying home from the ghetto tonight, honestly.
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>>24008255
You could just have me?
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>>24008714
That's what I was hoping for, especially if you're making coffee again. (Is that what's in your hand?) God this photo is puddle worthy. You're good.
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>>24008696
No need to forgive, I figured it was a typo and just thought it was amusing. I know you're the one who gets excited about weapon posts, and knives sort of count.

The Strider on the right has been one of my all time favorite EDC knives.
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Welp my threads dead so I guess I'll shit up this one
Any requests
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>>24008722
They're beautiful. I need a new Edc. Right now all I have is an old hunting contraption I've had for years.

>>24008723
You again?
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>>24008696
I read through the pastebin a bit, never been much of a model but I have a bit of the props you guys like laying around. My good knives stay at work and I'm embarrassed to touch the kitchen knives my room mates have so I won't be doing much of that unless it's wanted. If there's anything anybody would like to see just ask. What started you off skinning animals? Did you ever save the skeletons?
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>>24008026
>>24008052
Oh <3! Thx for sharing

>>24008574
Welcome! No offense intended to your hands, but I need to avert my eyes to meat butchering/handling... Sorry, I can be delicate at times

>>24008670
Lol! I was trying to think of special/unique things and wanted to avoid snowflakes and unicorns, so PGP keys were the first thing that popped into my head.

Dual knife display!!
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>>24008706
Some lady designed it with self defense in mind- you can't really drop the thing.
>>24008731
I'm currently using an ESEE Izula as my EDC- I'm a big fan.

This one's blade is bizarre, but the handle is great. I did the best I could to capture the wood grain.
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>>24008735
We like suggestive poses, any letter belts or tie ups ofor any kind? We are pretty open here. A lot of our pastebin are previously done props. We do like choking poses, necks, grabbing and hands against walls.

>What started you off skinning animals?
I'm from a little hillbilly town, I come from a very outdoorsy family. Some of my earliest memories are of being chased down with skinned animal heads.

>Did you ever save the skeletons?
Yes I do actually. My house is covered in not only skeletons, but skins, horns, any taxidermy that is legal to have in my state really. I'm such a weird fucking vegetarian.

>>24008750
I haven't seen one like it before but now I really want one. It's very pretty
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>>24008762
Suggestive poses have never been my strong point, not too much of a suave swagger type but I'll try to give it a go. Not to common to hear that, I'm from suburbia but I love that kind of stuff. Care to show something you've done? I have a kitten skull I tried to reconstruct but the jawbone just didn't seem right when I got it all back together
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>>24008772
Would definitely in a different thread once I'm home! Why haven't we started this thread? We can be the only bone/taxidermy weirdos on here?

The kitten skull is probably cool as fuck, I don't know how I'd handle I though since I'm a softy for cats. (Thread ID is Catwoman by the way)

Oh yeah I forgot to mention I saw some bike in the last picture you posted. I'm a huge biker fan. Got anything you could post related. Also quite enjoy your choice of props and that bearded face peeking.
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Alright, done with the knife show.

>>24008747
Yeah, they fit the bill, but I just figured there was some other acronym that the hip kids were using that just hadn't worked its way into my lexicon.

>>24008762
I think I'm one of about 5 people to get one- they only made a few because they were such a pain in the ass to make.
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>>24008790
>Alright, done with the knife show.
Am so sad :((

>a pain in the ass to make
Yeah, that's understandable. I couldn't imagine the upkeep with one of those on the regular.
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>>24008783
I always bring a plastic baggy with me whenever I go dirtbiking, hiking or backpacking. I haven't been to lucky lately, I've only been finding really crushed up remains that aren't useable for anything. Yeah as far as motorcycles go... 4 in the garage and 2 projects outside. The kitten skull I think I sat the lower jaw too far back on the skull but it's the only place that seemed right. Hard to work with since a lot of the skeletal structure is cartilage and it dissolved/decayed when I let it rot then soak in peroxide. The other is a necklace I always wear of what I think is a possum
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>>24008821
That's a good idea, I'll have to remember that when hiking from now on. I always see things but don't want to grab it for lack of somewhere to carry it. Baby animals are so hard to work with since much of them is so fragile and depends greatly of cartilage. That is a possum for sure unless my view of the jaw bone is wrong from the photo.
>hydrogen peroxide
Luckily most of what I have is from family members, most of what I've done is from younger years and we had a place and cage contraption for leaving for above ground cleans if they weren't ready. Using peroxide always scares me because some of the pieces I have that it was used seem more fragile? Maybe it's in my head.

Also your bikes, tell me about them!
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>>24008866
I live too close to other people so the smell and my roomies have dogs that would love a chance to get at it. I wrap carcasses in chicken wire and bury them for a month. Chicken wire makes it a lot easier to exhume everything in one solid piece. Out of the 6, 3 are mine. One street bike (not the little pocket bike I'm on), one running and one busted dirt bike. I have some shots of me on my bike, I just hate how my jacket folded over and it looks funny
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>>24008866
Hands aren't the focus it's really the whole bike more so. I won't post more if it's off topic. Please ignore how my jacket is sitting it bothers me so much haha
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>>24008919
My cage I have is chicken wire, actually. I didn't use to live in the city and we had no dogs. I haven't made an attempt in over a year, just collected a few bones along the way. Once I get a decent collection I'm going to make a creepy diorama of it all, maybe including some of the semi ruined pelts I have saved, or possibly a basic bone sculpture depending on my creativity and the bone/pelt/full taxidermy I have saved. I'mean hoping for the best when creativity strikes!
I'm sure your bike shots are good! A helmet is a good way to conceal your face for this thread! Once I get my car paid Off or some extra cash I'm buying another bike I've had some dirty bikes and minis in the past, but I want a real bike man.
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>>24008973
I wanted to do something like a diarama. I was thinking of doing a shadowbox with some tea stained parchment as a background. I have a full set of puppy teeth from my old neighbors who are breeders. Was thinking of laying them out in the order they are in and labeling them with some nice handwriting. I know how it is though I've always got so many projects going on the teeth have gotten buried in a tote somewhere. The motorcycle shots are too big and I'm not sure how to resize them so I'm gonna have to move on to what other little snippets I have until I figure it out. What kind of bike do you hope to get?
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Jesus women are enthusiastic about this whole thing, this thread has the most energetic replies I've seen like a long time..
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>>24009005
Fusion and 8ball models have been catching my eye as of late, honestly. But I'd have to ride to know for sure.

Speaking of teeth, I have a box of them that at this point in the collection I can barely identify from one another. But I have been trying to brainstorm a project with them.

>so many projects going
Yes! You sound like me! I have a bunch of labeled bones in boxes and I need to figure out something to do with. A lot of them I've found years ago as partial skeletons and I want to do some sort of beastly creature with some of the random parts and bones I have, but I'm just so unsure right now and feel like I'm lacking creativity. I hope to see something if you ever do a diorama!

>The motorcycle shots are too big and I'm not sure how to resize them so I'm gonna have to move on to what other little snippets I have until I figure it out
You're doing well with these photos! Rock climbing isn't something we've seen here.


>>24009041
You're right, because women don't want to see dick pics. Sorry to be the rain on that parade. Suggestive photos are better. We love it.
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>>24009041
Yep!! But credit goes to our amazing contributors who are thoughtful, funny and hot as hell too =D
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>>24009054
I admit I had to look up both of those bikes, both Victory brand? I'll say the 8ball is was sexier but the fusion (did you mean vision?) looks like a space age comfort ship. I'm more of an import guy, more horsepower, twist throttles not dicks. I may want to get back in to it. I went over to my dads to help him out with some stuff and ran in to his landlords sons girlfriend who was all into that stuff and she showed me this deer skull that made me want to start back up. Making some sort of chimaera abomination would be really cool I've never seen anything like that put together. I had a lot of handsy photos on hand to my surprise
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>>24008806
Nope, I'm not going to be responsible for a sad Catwoman! I need to figure out how to get my phone to focus better for videos- I shot over 5 minutes of this and most of it was blurry.

>>24008973
>>24009005
Also, I feel like you two might find Monique Motil's Sartorial Creatures interesting.
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>>24009130
Hi yes, marry me
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>>24009054
>>24009072

I understand the not liking dick pics thing. I prefer clothed pictures of women over full nude and stuff.

I might post here eventually, though maybe not as my joints look out of proportion to your forearms and stuff. I have to work outside with lumberjack stuff tomorrow so I might take a picture afterwards so I don't look like a kid.
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>>24009101
Holy shit man that stuff is funny but still very well put together. I love it I'd totally own one of those how did you come across this stuff?
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>>24009149
They were inspiration for some odd creatures in a couple of books by Christopher Moore- A Dirty Job, and Secondhand Souls. His books are funny and almost always have some supernatural weirdness in them, so you can see why he probably liked them.

>>24009145
I appreciate the sentiment, but that might be moving a little fast for me.
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>>24009094
Vision yes. My phone auto corrects everything like a fuck, including grammar. And yes victory. Well now now I know you're not foreign, as if mention of it was not already obvious we are both americans. I like the more hands on approach to the bikes, and they're built sexy as fuck.

>chimera abomination
pretty much accurately describes my bone sculpture in my head. I need a true plan of action though.

>handsy photos
You never realize until you look!

>>24009101

...Anonymous (ID: /EuetXGP)
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>Nope, I'm not going to be responsible for a sad Catwoman
You're the best. Guhhhh can you please rub your slick soft hands upon my body now?!
>>24009130
Seriously though I'm coming to take you and keep you for sexual use. Fffffuck!

>>24009147
>lumberjack stuff
You have my full attention on this.
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>>24009171
shhhhhhhhh, do you rock climb at all?
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>>24009171
>moving a little too fast
Haven't even looked at the webms since I'm out and about but darn if I don't like you even more now, Torque...
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Y'all ready for Saturday Night MHFN Post - Shitty OpSEC Edition?
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>>24009174
The lines on the 8ball got me. I love bikes because everything about them is hands on from riding them to the maintenance. I finished rebuillding my dirtbike from top to bottom about a week ago. Rebuilt forks, rejetted the carb, replaced all the rubber and she's sweet now. Wrenching on bikes, small meticulous stuff, just anything where my hands are on it I love it. I'd do something that's very off in proportions. Small skull, large jaws, and maybe an avian skeleton. It's all whatever you want it to be
>>24009171
I'll look more into it. I've never heard of the books but I'm sure it's a fun read
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Thanks for having me in your thread! Gotta take care of some errands and I may pop in later. I'll make sure to snap some shots when I'm working next
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>>24009211
Weird my initials...
P.s. am always ready!

>>24009213
8ball is so sexual I love it. I wish I had the skill to build at all. I'm sure yours is a beaut! I have been meaning to take some classes and chill with a building friend a while now. I wanna be that one girl that has a totally self built bike.

>very off proportions
That's the idea, I just need the dream for mine now. We seriously need an Internet gathering for this.

>>24009246
And please pop in as much as possible. We love weaponry by the way!
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NOLLY!
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>>24009250
Shitty OpSEC 1/3
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>>24009284
Shitty OpSEC 2/3
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>>24009287
Shitty OpSEC 3/3 Black Bars of OpSEC Ed.
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>>24009174
Of course! I only ask that you rub something soft and slick of yours on mine.
>coming to take you and keep you
I'm off a little after 6 o'clock tomorrow. When should I expect you?

>>24009179
Can't say that I do. It looks like it could be fun and challenging, though.

>>24009207
You get a smiley ; ) But don't tell my friends I used one- I have an image to maintain.
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>>24009253
Lol!!!!!! Your shameless summons crack me up! Mad respect!
>pls let it work
>pls teach me the magic of this so I can start going Tourette's style with summoning...

>>24009313
Your secret is safe with me; zipping my lips!
>the ones on my face, at any rate <3
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>>24009253
>knock knock, is Nolly here?
Yo

I got bored, so I went and took a walk. Most of the pictures are kinda dark (it being nighttime and all).
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Behold~
>(THE FLESH AND THE POWER IT HOLDS)
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They're paving a parking lot out by some of the apartments near here. I meant to get a picture of me dicking around with the machines on the way back, but I ended up taking a different route home. Another time, maybe.
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I liked the one without the flash better, but I figured y'all would prefer to see my arm hair than see the bench be the right colour.
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And because we all know I can't be serious for a full 2 hour walk. (the pavement enjoyed it)
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>>24009449
Oh my Gaaaaaaawd!!!!! It fucking worked!!!! CATWOMAN! He's here, delivering!!!! Ancient magicks!!!
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>>24009542
>Oh my Gaaaaaaawd!!!!! It fucking worked!!!! CATWOMAN! He's here, delivering!!!! Ancient magicks!!!
Hiiiiiiii

I dunno about ancient magicks. I usually keep that stuff at work, you know?
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>>24009449
Fucking love doors. Thank you!
>>24009476
You've shown me the light, Nolly
>>24009482
Hahahaha... Miniature street lights only as big as your hand ;)
>>24009486
Looks like you're healing the lawn here
>>24009494
Those are some big nuts!!
>>24009502
Are those the same flowers from earlier this week? Man, those flowers can be such sluts
>>24009505
Pine cone, yiiiiissss! It looks like you're holding it like a grenade, though
>>24009511
Let's see the other one, too! Am thrilled with all the night shots!!!
>>24009518
Oh goodness. That pavement has gotten around. looks like a serious "ass fault"
>sorry, asphalt pun was a "stretch", if you will... Muahahahhaa
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>>24007664
>Oh Nolly, you've delivered above and beyond expectation! Neck fondling and hair play, also I enjoy your fuzzy jawline even if it is itchy for you, please let me rub myself on your face like the kitty I seem to be when I see facial fuzz.
Anytime~

>>24007685
>And thaaaaat's why you should moisturize =)
I'm sure I'll figure that shit out eventually.

>>24009601
>Are those the same flowers from earlier this week? Man, those flowers can be such sluts
They are not! They're... shit. Whatever the things are that have the really tall stalks and grow the puffy, vaguely dick-shaped things full of fluff (seeds). I'm gonna remember it as soon as someone says what they're called and feel like a retard for forgetting.

>>24009601
>Pine cone, yiiiiissss! It looks like you're holding it like a grenade, though
How else do people hold pine cones?

>>24009601
Aight, here ya go~

>>24009601
>Oh goodness. That pavement has gotten around. looks like a serious "ass fault"
>>sorry, asphalt pun was a "stretch", if you will... Muahahahhaa
Groaned at the pun, but snickered at that second bit. Nicely done.
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>>24009617
>forgetting to greentext AND posting sideways
I'll just go kill myself now.

What even is this pose?
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>>24009617
You lost me at "dick shaped things filled with seeds"

Awwww man! Evening skulking would be so much fun with you. Was fun enough getting a glimpse through your lens, but I wish you were here and could join me creeping through the neighborhood at all hours of insomnia.

>>24009621
This pose? This pose is "I'm playing the tiniest violin", I thought?
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>>24009643
>You lost me at "dick shaped things filled with seeds"
>a lot of googling later
Cattails! You probably can't see them very well in the pic with the barbed wire, but there's a huge patch of 'em by the creek.

>Awwww man! Evening skulking would be so much fun with you. Was fun enough getting a glimpse through your lens, but I wish you were here and could join me creeping through the neighborhood at all hours of insomnia.
I'd have loved to have had some company - there were easily a couple thousand fireflies out tonight, and the trees were all lit up like, well, christmas trees. It was very pretty, but it was impossible to catch any of it on camera because it was so dark (not that I didn't try, but I'm not posting a half-dozen pitch-black photos and videos).

>This pose? This pose is "I'm playing the tiniest violin", I thought?
Sure, why not? Something like that~
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>>24009679
I can only imagine this webm is those skilled fingers on the world's tiniest violin. ;) I shall confirm soon enough...

Fuck, I haven't see cattails or fireflies in years. This whole thread makes me want to take a vacation and get the hell out of the city.
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>>24009732
>Fuck, I haven't see cattails or fireflies in years. This whole thread makes me want to take a vacation and get the hell out of the city.
Yeah, it's nice to get out every once in a while. I'm gonna be glad to get out of this place and finally see some fucking stars at night, even if it's only for a week before I move back to a city.

Of course, what's hilarious is that, aside from the noise (and sometimes the light), I love everything about living in a city. So much stuff to DO.

>one last picture before bed
>randomly picks up object in bedroom
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>>24009791
Of course you have Allen wrenches / hex keys in your bedroom. Who doesn't...
>we have too much light pollution for decent stargazing, but we have different stars and celestial bodies here, bleahh =P
Good luck w/ the move! Lots of equipment to pack and haul?
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>>24009806
>Of course you have Allen wrenches / hex keys in your bedroom. Who doesn't...
Not pictured: another allen wrench that fits the bolts on the desk (pictured) I've been meaning to take apart for a couple weeks now.
I used to have a bunch of weird shit in my bedroom, but then I moved my boxes of electronics components downstairs~

>>we have too much light pollution for decent stargazing, but we have different stars and celestial bodies here, bleahh =P
Can't be all THAT different, unless you're busy enjoying what passes for winter where you are right now.

>Good luck w/ the move! Lots of equipment to pack and haul?
Thanks, though I'm not moving until August. ;) (just whining about the light pollution, haha)
Eh, it all fit into one vehicle on the way down here, it should all fit into one on the way back. (And
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>>24009101
>>24009130
>>24009171
BLUSH. I think I mumbled "thank you", but I can't fucking hear anything over the blood pounding in my ears...

>>24009679
Excellent technique. ;)
>come to think of it, you could be rolling the world's smallest nip in this webm versus playing world's smallest violin...
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These aren't the greatest.
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>>24009851
>stars and celestial bodies can't be all THAT different where I am
Haha, yes, yes they could be - bc I was doing a play on words...

So do you have a home studio? All this gear and only a PC mic? hm...
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>>24009919
>>24009922
>>24009927
Never gonna complain about these veins and hands and arms, anon! Probably the only complaint you'll hear is pleading for more poses/pics in the future. What do these hands normally do?
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>>24010022

Usually lifting heavy things. I'll try to get a good shot of my arms right after a work out, which should be within the next 2 hours. I'm a night owl, and for some reason I feel like I have the most energy at night to do it.
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>>24010036
No rush, but we would be delighted to ooh and aah when you get around to it! We have our lulls in commenting, hence the walls of catch-up text, but we try to check in (at the expense of real life obligations sometimes, eep!) so it doesn't feel like you're tossing things into the void...
>Speaking of night owls... I'm going to say g'night to the thread. But Catwoman generally wakes up when I'm signing off...
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BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw your neighbors must think you are obsessed w/ Fahrenheit 451
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>>24009284
>>24009287
>>24009296
Guh, these are wonderful! Nothing shitty about them.

>>24009313
I'll be on your doorstep when you arrive.
::spoiler::
We might not make it into the house because I'm jumping you.

>>24009449
Was he there?

>>24009476
>>24009482
>>24009486
>>24009494
>>24009498
>>24009502
>>24009505
>>24009511
>And because we all know I can't be serious for a full 2 hour walk. (the pavement enjoyed it)
Which is why sometimes I do a "Nolly call" :D but then fall asleep prior to your arrival because I'm old. :(

Also I have to admire your bravery on sticking your fingers in that dark hole in the ground, because spiders man.


>>24009592
>ancient magicks.
Pls teach me.

>>24009621
Was not thinking of the pose, just about ripping your shirt off.

>>24009919
>>24009922
>>24009927
Enjoying!

>>24010248
Oh yeah! Books! Where has your fuzzy bottom been?!
>>tfw your neighbors must think you are obsessed w/ Fahrenheit 451
Literally reading that book right now. Spooky!

>>24009101
>>24009130
>>24009171
Aaaand I'm still watching these. Oh dear.
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>>24005454
long haired guys are my favorite

>>24006039
I will admit I chuckled

>>24006133
>>24006375
>>24006686
>>24007820
That looks so awesome!
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He wears different colors!

>Xerox edition

-Brandt
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>>24010579
All I can look at is that face fuzz
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>>Daily requests<<

1.) Dirty hands/arms
-food covered
-dirt covered
-grimy car oil?
Anything really

2.) Nature
-run your hands through grass, weeds, or fondle some trees for us.
-feel up some posies
-play in a creek maybe?

>(This one will be a bit weird so I won't even number it)
I once saw a series of photos of someone pretending to choke someone on the floor and in a bed. Picture shoulders down perspective arms strained. Alright so this one will be a bit tough because you'd need some kind of timer. I wish I still had a photo from the set to use as an example. Pretty specific, I'm aware. I won't be too sad if it can't be done.
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>>24010686

How about some scotch?
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2/?
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>>24010781

3/?
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>>24010783
4/?
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>>24010787

5/?
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>>24010780
>>24010781
>>24010783
>>24010787
>>24010788
Ahh!!!! These are fantastic. Bossy pants will wet herself over these!
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>>24010579
Stumbled to use the restroom after almost four hours of sleep. Scanned thread. Back to bed.. dreams are bound to be filthy. Mmhmm.
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>>24010808
Clearly didn't update before seeing the newest posts. xD
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>>24010780
>>24010781
>>24010783
>>24010787
>>24010788
"Fuck"
"Fuuuuck!"
"FuuUuUuuuuUuuU37@?&(&CK"
*whimpers*

>>24010804
>bossypants will wet herself
Thank god I made it to the restroom first before checking the thread. Although I apparently have wet myself a different way now.
>vaginas can be such cunts
>tautology
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>>24010814
Lol! I didn't, either! Christ. Now I'm fully awake. Ugh.

>>24010781
This is it. This is the "sexy, flirty dude who spells trouble is gonna get you" image in my head.

>>24010788
Yes!!! Transmission of pattern/light onto the palm. <3. fuck. Fuck!!!!!!
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>>24010694
>choking picture taken from girl's POV in a bed
I have this set burned into my head (and digitally stashed)...

BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>24010848
Oh! Oh! Books and 6'6 did some similar ones I can't believe I forgot! The set I was referring to was slightly different, but fuck, someone needs to appease my fetish some more.
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>>24009879
>>24009879
>>come to think of it, you could be rolling the world's smallest nip in this webm versus playing world's smallest violin...
There's always that possibility~
>>24009941
>So do you have a home studio? All this gear and only a PC mic? hm...
So many questions! No, I don't - I just like to play. (and I'd hardly call two combo amps and two instruments "all this gear"). I have/had a USB mic somewhere, but god knows where the motherfucker is now.

>>24010345
>Also I have to admire your bravery on sticking your fingers in that dark hole in the ground, because spiders man.
Well, I did check to make sure it was empty first, though that was mostly so I didn't stick my fingers in tepid streetwater rather than a fear of spiders. (spiders are cool - I had one occupying my shower a few days ago, but I think she's found a better place to live since then)

>>24010345
>Pls teach me.
Well, first, we take our clothes off ;)

>>24010694
>-run your hands through grass, weeds, or fondle some trees for us.
My allergies, noooo. I should be able to do something like this later. After I get out of bed~

>>24010848
>>choking picture taken from girl's POV in a bed
I can give this a try, I suppose.
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>>24010866
God damn it if I won't climb right into that bed with you! Jesus, your body fuzz is glorious.

>- I had one occupying my shower a few days ago, but I think she's found a better place to live since then)
I would have murdered it, fucking spiders are terrifying!

>Well, first, we take our clothes off ;)
I will ask no questions, only follow instructions. ;)

>My allergies, noooo. I should be able to do something like this later. After I get out of bed~
As previously stated, no need to move, let me hop into bed with you.

>I can give this a try, I suppose.
I might faint if you do.
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>>24010866
>I can give this a try, I suppose.
Okay, the top-down perspective is going to be impossible for me to do, so you get to look up at my ceiling fan while I'm choking you instead.

>>24010892
>God damn it if I won't climb right into that bed with you! Jesus, your body fuzz is glorious.
Please do!

>I would have murdered it, fucking spiders are terrifying!
Nah, she was cool. Didn't seem to mind the water too much until though she some trouble climbing the parts of the wall that got wet while I was showering~

>I might faint if you do.
Well, that means I'm probably choking too hard~
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>>24010896
>Nah, she was cool. Didn't seem to mind the water too much until though she some trouble climbing the parts of the wall that got wet while I was showering~
Well, that was almost a sentence. Maybe I should let the coffee kick in before I try my hand at words again.
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>>24010896
>Nah, she was cool. Didn't seem to mind the water too much until though she some trouble climbing the parts of the wall that got wet while I was showering~
Man showers with spiders. I can't even.

>Well, that means I'm probably choking too hard~
Caused me to cackle obnoxiously from this break room. My coworkers think I'm fucking insane.

This pose is so great! Hushing finger and everything, fuck.

>>24010903
>>24010920
God damn it Nolly, I'm drooling amongst other things. Are you dom? Because you look like you'd play that role Oh too well. Fffffuck.

>perhaps that's too lewd a question. Oh well.
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I love fleece. So soft~

>>24010957
>Man showers with spiders. I can't even.
Eh, it gave me something to do besides pretend I can sing soprano~

>God damn it Nolly, I'm drooling amongst other things. Are you dom? Because you look like you'd play that role Oh too well. Fffffuck.
I like to think I'd have fun with both, though I've never been with a girl even slightly interested in domme-ing, so I suppose I don't actually know for sure. (though given the amount of pictures I've taken of me tying myself up, that probably isn't really as up in the air as I'm presenting it)

>too lewd a question
>porn thread
Whatever you say. ;)
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>>24011046
God damn it, I can't watch it until I'm back in wifi :(

>Eh, it gave me something to do besides pretend I can sing soprano~
Something that's probably also giggle worthy.

>I like to think I'd have fun with both, though I've never been with a girl even slightly interested in domme-ing, so I suppose I don't actually know for sure. (though given the amount of pictures I've taken of me tying myself up, that probably isn't really as up in the air as I'm presenting it)
Come visit me right now, we can do both! ;)

In all seriousness though, I can totally imagine you as both, primarily dom, though, fighting for power is also pretty hot, too.

>>too lewd a question
>>porn thread
>Whatever you say. ;)
I guess I've probably said dirtier things to you than that question, but it's not even quite afternoon yet, and my dirty side barely comes out when I'm at work... Well, it's not supposed to, anyway. ;)
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>>24011122
>God damn it, I can't watch it until I'm back in wifi :(
Aw, I'll try to grab some stills for you, then.

>Something that's probably also giggle worthy.
Between falsetto, head-voice, proper modal voice, and vocal fry, I've got a pretty decent range, but it's never, ever as high as I think it is~

>Come visit me right now, we can do both! ;)
>In all seriousness though, I can totally imagine you as both, primarily dom, though, fighting for power is also pretty hot, too.
Well, the power struggle is probably going to end when you get me handcuffed. Or maybe not - there's a lot I can still do with my hands tied. ;)

>I guess I've probably said dirtier things to you than that question, but it's not even quite afternoon yet, and my dirty side barely comes out when I'm at work... Well, it's not supposed to, anyway. ;)
You certainly have. Also, being dirty at work? Naughty!
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Hi, everyone, I hope you are all well and enjoying yourselves with this much quality content being produced.

This is Books bringing around a farewell for, at least what I hope will be a while. I know I've been absent recently - and I apologize to anyone still experiencing withdrawals - but that's because my life has been in a state of violent flux for a few weeks, and I have an amazing opportunity to do some work that I am really passionate and excited about in Mexico, where I likely will have very limited and even quantity-restricted internet access. It's still up in the air whether or not, or when, I will actually be going, but I've been preparing my existence for the possibility, just in case it comes, that I will be leaving as early as August.

I have a had great fun producing, and dirty-talking, and just goofing around with you all and I hope that this kind of thread continues to thrive on even more quality content.

If I don't leave in August you'll probably see me again, if I do you probably won't see me again for at least a year.

<3
B
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>>24011213
God I want to play with your hair so much!

>Aw, I'll try to grab some stills for you, then.
You're wonderful!

>>24011213
Between falsetto, head-voice, proper modal voice, and vocal fry, I've got a pretty decent range, but it's never, ever as high as I think it is~
Haha, well it could be worse. Mine is a bit higher than I realize until I have to hear it on a recording, and then I'm like "who the fuck is this teenager, mocking me?!"

>Well, the power struggle is probably going to end when you get me handcuffed.
Well, I do have a shiny new pair of cuffs that need broken in.
>Or maybe not - there's a lot I can still do with my hands tied. ;)
Well now my mind is wandering all sorts of things. Please do share.

>You certainly have. Also, being dirty at work? Naughty!
Well, almost everything that comes out of my mouth is pretty inappropriate for the office setting in which I work.

>mfw so many quotes.

>>24011251
Play me instead!

>>24011263
Aww, we will miss you here! But you're on to big and wonderful things. Good luck with everything, and I hope you have fun. You've been so good to us here! <33
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>>24011263
Ayyyy!!
That's so exciting!!! We'll be rooting that everything comes to fruition- can't pass opportunities like that up!

Thanks for keeping us posted- you'll continue to do incredible work no matter where you are!

And goes without saying, but it must be said anyway- thank you for bringing such joy into our lives!!!

xoxoxo (both lewd and platonic, 'cuz that's how we roll ITT),
-bossypants
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It's been a little while
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>>24011319
>Haha, well it could be worse. Mine is a bit higher than I realize until I have to hear it on a recording, and then I'm like "who the fuck is this teenager, mocking me?!"
Well, the difference there is between overestimating the high end of your range(me, always - goddamn you Geddy Lee) and being unused to hearing your voice without it resonating in your skull. I'm fairly used to my singing voice being recorded (or just hearing my voice on mic, for that matter), so that doesn't surprise me anymore~

>Well now my mind is wandering all sorts of things. Please do share.
Weeell, as an idea, we can put the chain between those cuffs to good use - and I'm flexible enough to get my hands out front even if you cuff them behind my back. ;)
(Of course, if they're the kind without chain in the middle, I still have my hands - they'd just be stuck together)

>Play me instead!
Gladly~

>>24011263
>This is Books
We'll miss you, Books! Have fun!
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>>24011417
I thought you'd disappeared for good on us. Look at you in that grey button down!

>>24011473
Well fuck, I totally lost my train of thought now. Uhh...... may have drooled.

>Well, the difference there is between overestimating the high end of your range(me, always - goddamn you Geddy Lee) and being unused to hearing your voice without it resonating in your skull. I'm fairly used to my singing voice being recorded (or just hearing my voice on mic, for that matter), so that doesn't surprise me anymore~
If you're singing rush, I need to hear it. XD

>Weeell, as an idea, we can put the chain between those cuffs to good use - and I'm flexible enough to get my hands out front even if you cuff them behind my back. ;) (Of course, if they're the kind without chain in the middle, I still have my hands - they'd just be stuck together
They are the sort with a chain. Maybe I'll have to get some tie-downs instead.
>to-do list:
>-tie or cuff Nolly down
>-tease the fuck out of him
>-see what happens, when he realizes I've intentionally tied him just loose enough to break free.

>>24011499
Though I do enjoy the idea of you being dominant, I now want to tie you up. fuck all these mental images and scenarios in my head. You'd be in trouble! ;)
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>>24011046
God damn it! Nolly, this webm literally made me whimper!

>I love fleece. So soft~
I think my skin is softer than fleece, but I'm not sure. Let's test that out, yeah?
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>>24010866
For some reason, I thought you had racks and racks of equipment, but again- probably a case of projecting other people onto you!

>>24011046
But why would you try to sing soprano when the shower's acoustics lend itself to bass boosting?
>Prob bc "it's fun"
At any rate, I think we need to hear this voice with wide range...

>>24011417
Hey Mountanon! Hope you're having a good weekend... Do you get tomorrow off?
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>>24011658
>If you're singing rush, I need to hear it. XD
While I appreciate the sentiment, nobody needs to hear me singing Rush. :D

>>24011658
>They are the sort with a chain. Maybe I'll have to get some tie-downs instead.
Heheheh
>two months from now, I am zip-tied and/or duct-taped to Catwoman's bedroom wall
>just as planned

>>to-do list:
>>-tie or cuff Nolly down
>>-tease the fuck out of him
>>-see what happens, when he realizes I've intentionally tied him just loose enough to break free.
I wonder~ ;)

>>24011658
>Though I do enjoy the idea of you being dominant, I now want to tie you up. fuck all these mental images and scenarios in my head. You'd be in trouble! ;)
Any you want to share?

>>24011716
>I think my skin is softer than fleece, but I'm not sure. Let's test that out, yeah?
Well, if you were here, I imagine I probably wouldn't be wearing it for very long.

>>24011804
>For some reason, I thought you had racks and racks of equipment, but again- probably a case of projecting other people onto you!
Well, I do have a lot more equipment than is at this house, but I (for obvious reasons) cannot show it off right now. Someday I'll let y'all see my bass cabs and my good amp~

>>24011804
>But why would you try to sing soprano when the shower's acoustics lend itself to bass boosting?
>>Prob bc "it's fun"
Because I listen to a lot of prog and metal, and that's where all the fucking notes are, haha. Also, while my shower does boost mid-ranges a little better than bass, my hearing damage is really the next biggest reason for me singing the high stuff - I can hear myself a lot better that way. (it's easier for me to harmonize an octave up than it is an octave down).

>At any rate, I think we need to hear this voice with wide range...
Is this a subtle hint to go sing in MSA for y'all? I dunno about that.
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>>24011826
>subtle hint to go sing in MSA
We are about as subtle as shovels to the head ITT... Do your best James LaBrie impression, talk, moan, call us sluts, read digits of a transcendental number to a beat... We'll be happy. =)
>we're happy anyway, but if we don't ask, we won't get. And you fit with the MSA crowd, primarily being a bunch of sweeties.
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>>24011826
>While I appreciate the sentiment, nobody needs to hear me singing Rush. :D
Buuuuut it'd make me giggle!

>>two months from now, I am zip-tied and/or duct-taped to Catwoman's bedroom wall
>>just as planned
Well it wouldn't be to the wall silly, you'd be chained to my bed and handcuffed. Give you just enough chain for little free movement.
>Nolly now realizes to himself it's too late; she already has a plan.
Oh yeah! I forgot about zip ties! Thanks for the suggestion.

>Any you want to share?
Let me put on my glasses and get the pointing stick out to provide examples.
>>24011473
>>24011499
These particular two give a nice mental image of you getting those cuffs out from behind your back and pushing my head down for yourself to control uhh..... depth and speed.

>Well, if you were here, I imagine I probably wouldn't be wearing it for very long.
That's a fact. I'd have pulled them off upon realizing there was an early morning package to be tended to. ;)
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>>24011658
Just been tied up with things

>>24011804
Afraid i don't but I'm not too bothered
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>>24011957
>Just been tied up with things
We'll, if you wanted to be tied up why didn't you just say so? That seems to be a theme today.
Joking aside I'm happy to look at you again!
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So who has the largest hands on soc
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>>24011875
>We are about as subtle as shovels to the head ITT... Do your best James LaBrie impression, talk, moan, call us sluts, read digits of a transcendental number to a beat... We'll be happy. =)
I hadn't noticed ;)
And I'll see what I can do when I get around to it.
>>we're happy anyway, but if we don't ask, we won't get. And you fit with the MSA crowd, primarily being a bunch of sweeties.
Ask away; I'm sure it'll happen eventually. Not today, though - in fact, I'm probably going to disappear for a day or two about an hour from now.

>>24011901
>Buuuuut it'd make me giggle!
Probably. I'm not sure how proud I should be that I can still hit all the notes on Hemispheres.

>Oh yeah! I forgot about zip ties! Thanks for the suggestion.
No problem - as long as you're careful taking them off.

>These particular two give a nice mental image of you getting those cuffs out from behind your back and pushing my head down for yourself to control uhh..... depth and speed.
;)

>>24012018
>So who has the largest hands on soc
Probably not me, but I'll measure here in a bit.
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>>24012024
Yah I doubt I have the largest either but it's something fun to do
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>>24012018
>So who has the largest hands on soc
I think ours are about the same size, at least from heel to the middle fingertip.
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>>24012024
>>24012029
Oh, look at you feeling up flowers! You're good to us! Thank you!

>I'm not sure how proud I should be that I can still hit all the notes on Hemispheres
You should be pretty proud. My only accomplishment is knowing the words. But when I sing all the neighborhood dogs start barking. The fact I'm deaf in one ear might be the culprit. Haha!

>as long as you're careful taking them off.
That's probably the only gentile time, honestly.

>who am I kidding right now, I'm as shy as a school girl. This has been previously mentioned.
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>>24012059
Indeed let's see who wins the war on width
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>>24012114
Why do you still keep popping up in our thread?
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>>24012221
Our oh you I do as I please
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Guess who is back and with a bag full of treats as well (not finished editing/converting yet though) :D

>>24012221
Wait, what did I miss?
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>>24012281
That and I managed to lead her on myself for shits and gigs then dropped her :3
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>>24012317
Now you're just lieing you threatened to do that and I said go for it but you never actually did
I have dyslexia so the spelling of words gets all jumbled in my head
And I know exactly who you are turd you're the huge slut who dyed her hair red and I don't mean slut as in a general insult you are one hell of a whore
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>>24012273
I hope it's within the next couple hours before I go to bed!

>Wait, what did I miss?
That naruto ginger from a few threads ago. I think you were around.

>>24012281
>>24012288
>leading guys on a wild goose chase
My photos were actually emailed to those who requested and weren't total scum.

>mutual distane
Disdain** Christ, you're one of the many reasons that the rest of the world hates America. Learn how to spell in your own native language before you try and use such big words.
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>>24012332
Try refresh once in a while. And I don't buy your "dyslexia" shit. Here's a request: leave :)

Am not lying. There are some originals vouch, but then again I don't care how you feel now that I think about it.
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>>24012339
Why did you rewrite your post did you make a spelling error while giving me shit for my bad spelling you're one ironic hypocritical cunt aren't you baby girl
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>>24012346
You clearly do I wonder how insecure you truly are
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>>24012351
Actually I corrected my discriptions of the way you look, considering your garbage tattoos are plastered all over every page for the last how ever many years with your "meh" bullshit. And yes, actually I am a cunt, thank you for noticing :)
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>>24012339
I'm trying to post some stuff before you go to bed sweety, but the sorting out and stuff might take some time :D

>That naruto ginger from a few threads ago. I think you were around.
I remembered him when he quoted me, thought there was more I missed.

>My photos were actually emailed to those who requested and weren't total scum.
So I should check my mails?
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>>24012365
His garbage shit, and yes, you should. I forgot about the forward when you emailed me. I'll shoot something to you in a bit.
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>>24012373
Thanks my love :)
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>>24012414
You're welcome fuzzy beastly friend. By the way, why have you not showed this shirt before?! It's amazing!
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Rotated them right hopefully and not reposting. Lumberjack guy from above.
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>>24012439

Sorry for the dirt, just got done working for like 4 hours.
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>>24012445

Also not a pocketknife, but apparently knives are liked here, so here's my work knife.
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>>24012439
>>24012445
>>24012451
Ay! You're back! And I'm happy about the dirt, I actually requested some dirtayyy hands earlier today!
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Aaaand that's it. Not used to taking photos of anything really, including myself, so it's a little blurry. I might post more, I might not, really I don't think these turned out well so meh.

Also for a meme tier knife moras are pretty good, I'd recommend them.
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Aw man, I thought we went through enough chemo to rid ourselves of the Naruto-kid cancer :(
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>>24012435
Well, I'm not really here to show off my shirts :D
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>>24012461
Moraknivar are the best knives. Trust me, I'm Swedish. ;)
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>>24012457
Haha, that's good, felt wrong to show pictures of myself when I'm so dirty.

>>24012475

Moras, above all else, can take a beating, and are cheap. I've done things I really shouldn't have done with a knife to this thing and it's perfectly fine.
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>>24012439
>>24012445
>>24012451
>>24012457
>>24012461

Oh shit I just realized they're all jpgs and not pngs.
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>>24012503
Cheap and durable. Every household in this country has a Morakniv, haha.

Goodnight thread, will hopefully get back to posting more frequently soon. I hope you missed me;D
>have some neck/jawline. It's been a while
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still Catwoman, possibly a different ID because I switched to a laptop

>>24012463
unfortunately it keeps coming back. Look at you healing nicely babe!

>>24012470
this is true, but you know how I love button downs!

>>24012503
yes, we do like them dirty hands every now and then!

>>24012523
not already :(
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>>24012531
So, you're saying... I'm pushing your buttons with them? :D

>Watch me molest this carpet.
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>>24012583
maybe a bit with you and your fuzz. whats on your fingers?
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>>24012414
>>24012470
I also enjoy this shirt. Mostly because you're wearing it.

>>24012523
>have some neck/jawline. It's been a while
It certainly has. I do believe I missed it.
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>>24012590
Just a bit? Now I feel insulted...
>whats on your fingers?
Oh, you will find out soon when I post more.

Also, since that came up last thread, ladies >>24009012
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>>24012605
well, that was my "tease" response. ;) Also I can't wait to find out!

and I was going to do one of these! actually let me attempt here since I have a computer at hand that I rarely have access to.
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>>24012602
<3
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>>24012723
mine has been done.

this seductive carpet stroking thoughhhhh
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>>24012734
If I can't play with your rug, I will have to get creative and play with mine :D
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Hmmm... workout is progressing nicely:D One month in... many to go!

-Brandt
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>>24012784
I have no rugs, usually. Tbf.

But I'm glad you're playing with yours!

>>24012861
>one month in
Uhhhh come spend a month with me, I'll work them out!
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>>24011957
Lookin' nice and stern here!

>>24012024
>>24012029
Had a random thought of your sticking your tongue into flowers and started laughing in public today. Couldn't explain it to the kiddies that were around...

>>24012221
I love our sassy girl gifs. <3

>>24012365
I see this and just think "it puts the lime in the coconut" song

>>24012414
Dis is a good shirt for you!

>>24012439
>>24012445
>>24012451
Good pics, lumberjack!!

>>24012470
Can't go wrong with this pose

>>24012523
Ahhhh!!! My heart just leapt out of my chest. Miss you. <3

>>24012605
Hahaha... Will fill out that chart later, if I can find a way to be original with it. I already mentioned the red hand prints on butt before, so gotta get creative

>>24012784
Dun have much of a carpet to play with. You could say it's rather threadbare...

>>24012861
GODDDDDDAMN IT.
Oh hey. Nice t-shirt.
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A slight change of scenery while I'm visiting family for the holiday.

>>24012097
>You should be pretty proud. My only accomplishment is knowing the words. But when I sing all the neighborhood dogs start barking. The fact I'm deaf in one ear might be the culprit. Haha!
It happens~

>That's probably the only gentile time, honestly.
>who am I kidding right now, I'm as shy as a school girl. This has been previously mentioned.
You're only allowed to be that shy if you dress like a schoolgirl too. ;)
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>>24013087
>Had a random thought of your sticking your tongue into flowers and started laughing in public today. Couldn't explain it to the kiddies that were around...
Well, I know what to take a pic of tomorrow. ;)
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>>24013110
>>24013112
DOGGIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
forget the flowers, just get pics with the doggie =D
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>>24013139
>DOGGIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>forget the flowers, just get pics with the doggie =D
He's great. A little scared of the fireworks, though.
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>>24013150
Ah, will view webm later. I may be misquoting a study finding, but I think July 4th is when most pets go missing bc fireworks freak them out =(
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It took a few tries, but I did manage to catch a picture or two where he was actually looking at the camera.

>>24013168
Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me.
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Shaking hands like the old gentleman he is.
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>>24013202
Omg!!! When he's up for it -perhaps tomorrow, try to get a pic holding his paws!!
High-pitched shrieking would ensue... Might give fireworks a run for their money...
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>>24013211
>>24013222
Haha- great minds think alike!!!
And we get it. That's fer sure.
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>>24013087
I do my best

>>24012000
I'm not opposed to the idea
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Long day on site
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>>24013110
>You're only allowed to be that shy if you dress like a schoolgirl too. ;)
I still have a uniform or two from when I attended private school. This can be arranged. ;)

>>24013112
>>24013168
>>24013211
>>24013202
He's so cute, oh my God!
Does everyone talk to animals in a weird baby monster voice? I just said that in my head in the quiet (finally) of morning and I realized how strange I might be.

>>24013578
Well, this can surely be arranged. I do like the way manly arms look all tied up and powerless.

>>24013689
Could do with a less blurry photo. :)
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We need a

>bump<
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Ay, I remember cutting weeds with this thing. Probably needs to be sharpened now, though.

>>24014281
>I still have a uniform or two from when I attended private school. This can be arranged. ;)
Well, now that mental image is going to be in my head all day. What I wouldn't do for a sexy schoolgirl~

>He's so cute, oh my God!
He's a big sweetie.
>Does everyone talk to animals in a weird baby monster voice? I just said that in my head in the quiet (finally) of morning and I realized how strange I might be.
Dunno what you mean by that, but maybe? About half the time I just talk to them normally, though.
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>>24014736
I like the way you bump. Those neck tendons, mmmff!

>>24014766
>Well, now that mental image is going to be in my head all day. What I wouldn't do for a sexy schoolgirl~
Oh good, if I can't have you in my bed, at least I can leave things stuck in your head for the day. ;) I do believe I still have the knee socks and everything.

>Dunno what you mean by that, but maybe? About half the time I just talk to them normally, though.
I'm not sure how to describe it, like high pitched and throaty. Usually just describing how precious their furry existence is. Anything fuzzy with whiskers and a tail gets that voice.
I'm probably a weirdo, but really who's surprised?
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>>24014806

Gettin sleepy... view from a chest.
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>>24014887
Ugh. Would cuddle / 10

>>24014766
The analog weed whacker? Or is that a scythe?
>sexy schoolgirl
Ashamed to admit that I ho'ed it up and went as one of these for Halloween, braids and all. Because Britney Spears.

>>24014736
Thank God I wasn't up when this pic got posted

>>24014281
>talking to animals in strange voices
Hahaha! Yah, I think this is pretty common. Mine range from the dopey low voices to shrill, high frequency squeals. If I ever meet a quokka, I suppose the only sound I'll be making is a thud as I collapse out of cuteness...

>>24013578
Stern like a mountanon
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>>24014910

And then someone woke me up...

>was it one of you?
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>>24014887
>>24014910
Also seconding what she said.


>>24014910
> Mine range from the dopey low voices to shrill, high frequency squeals
Hm... maybe it's a girl thing. I can't stop screaming at baby bunnies in the yard today.

>>24014935
I can bet it was probably her! I'm sure it'd be with good reason though.
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>>24014935
If only. I have a tendency to forgo sleep for play... and you have lots of body hair that I would be stroking while you tried to sleep.
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More tools~

>>24014806
>Oh good, if I can't have you in my bed, at least I can leave things stuck in your head for the day. ;) I do believe I still have the knee socks and everything.
Yassssss. Of course, I'm visiting family today, so this is going to be inconvenient.

>>24014910
>The analog weed whacker? Or is that a scythe?
Close - it's a sickle! I have used a scythe before, and they are the best handheld tool, bar none, for cutting down tall or thick weeds.

>>24014910
>>talking to animals in strange voices
Yeah, it's pretty common.
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>>24014999
>bunnies
haha... I sprained an ankle once, running around trying to catch and pet groundhogs at a friend's house in the north. But I was a fully grown adult, not a kid. <3 marmots. Would sprain an ankle over them any day =)
>Da trips!
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>>24014935
Is it wrong that I want indentations and marks from this watch on my back and butt?

>>24015007
Oh!! You have long orange extension cords- you can do the cable shot like Nolly did, bundled up and on your shoulder!!
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>>24015016
>>24014999

Well, I'm up now. Who's going to help me get back to sleep?
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>>24015025
Would you prefer a lullaby? Or something a bit more rockin'?
>in your pants
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>>24015031

Depends. What's your A game, and what have you got time for?
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>>24015007
We do love tool handling.

>Yassssss. Of course, I'm visiting family today, so this is going to be inconvenient.
I mean I almost feel bad, but I also want to bend over just far enough so you accidentally get a peek at the booty shorts under it. Hm....

>>24015011
>I sprained an ankle once, running around trying to catch and pet groundhogs at a friend's house in the north. But I was a fully grown adult, not a kid. <3 marmots. Would sprain an ankle over them any day
We are the same person. I have before injured myself when attempting to help or pet baby animals. Well any animals, let's be honest.

>>24015025
I could think of a few things, maybe.
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>>24015046
Well, I can't sing for shit (although I do it anyway bc I gotta be free), so I've overcompensated by honing other oral skills... Isolation /control over different muscles is key to be good.
>Imma isolate and control your muscle(s)
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>>24015054
>>24015071

Sounds like we have a "get Brandt to sleep" contest going on...

All entries will be reviewed and judged by a professional panel of our peers. But mostly just me.
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>>24015093
I'm not saying I'll put you to sleep the fastest, but you'll definitely get a nice, deep sleep afterwards...
>I'll be getting something else that's deep

>>24015054
haha! indeed. I have almost driven into curbs and walls when being distracted by magnificent animals. We're like that dog "Dug" from "Up"... "Squirrel!"
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>>24015093
I wouldn't let you sleep much honestly.

>>24015119
Sounds about on par. I drive like an old person, but most of my "almost accidents" are due to roadrage. xD
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>>24015016
>Oh!! You have long orange extension cords- you can do the cable shot like Nolly did, bundled up and on your shoulder!!
>>24013110
>A slight change of scenery while I'm visiting family for the holiday.
I am, in fact, Nolly. I'll see about getting another such picture here in a little while, though~
In the meantime, y'all can always try to guess what I've taken the cover off of.

>>24015054
>We do love tool handling.
Have you got a tool in mind? ;)
(innuendo aside, I also ask this question in seriousness - I have a lot of props available here).

>I mean I almost feel bad, but I also want to bend over just far enough so you accidentally get a peek at the booty shorts under it. Hm....
Damn you and your mental images! A while you say you almost feel bad, but I bet you feel pretty good, too. ;)
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Alright, last one before the cover goes back on. I'll get to tear this apart properly later.

>>24015157
>A while you say you almost feel bad, but I bet you feel pretty good, too. ;)
Well, that was almost a sentence. I guess I was a little distracted. ;)
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>>24015157
>I am, in fact, Nolly
Hahahahahaa... oh god. sometimes I kill myself!
That's what I get for scrolling in bed while fantasizing about lascivious acts

Old audio recorder? The gears don't seem symmetric for tape, though. It's not an old tower PC...
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>>24015187
>Hahahahahaa... oh god. sometimes I kill myself!
>That's what I get for scrolling in bed while fantasizing about lascivious acts
>Old audio recorder? The gears don't seem symmetric for tape, though. It's not an old tower PC...
In literal terms, two of those are right, although perhaps not exactly.
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>>24015210
Oh wow- relic! Is it for a digitization project for the family?
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Sounded too interesting to pass out.
how is everyones afternoon?!
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>>24015157
I wanted I guess but after staring at each visible part for the last 10 minutes I have no idea.

>Have you got a tool in mind? ;)
I sure do, but first, can you pull out your jack? I can help you lube it up. ;)
want to punch myself for that one actually XD

>Damn you and your mental images! A while you say you almost feel bad, but I bet you feel pretty good, too. ;)
Oh I do, especially because I'm consistenly checking the thread at work and images are stuck in my head all day. I'm great at providing mental images, actually. Like how that skirt is a bit short now because I haven't worn it since junior high, and my butt is a tad more shapely these days.


>>24015210
I should have known! I have a vhs collection the size of my living room wall still.

>>24015252
Pretty good. Let's have you describe these tattoos with a closeup, shall we?
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>>24015252
welcome! I spy freckles and tats and fuzz... and I see that Catwoman's sensors have gone off. ;)

what are this hand and arm to up to today?
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>>24015278
Haha!! You know me so we! If he's got long hair or is a ginger I might swoon
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>>24012869
>>24013087
I still have over 22 webms left to post, and lots of pics. But went for a ride with my bicycle today and took some more stuff for you, probably another 50+

>Dis is a good shirt for you!
Would look better if you rip it off and throw it away so we can get started already-
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>>24015229
>Oh wow- relic! Is it for a digitization project for the family?
Not really, haha. (I'm sure that'd be an interesting project, though).
My current plan is to make it into an analog tape delay (probably destroying an old movie in the process, unless I can find blank VHS tapes somewhere - I'll just grab something from Adam Sandler). I might need to acquire new parts, but I won't really know that until I tear it open and see how many magnetic heads it has. Worst-case scenario, I'll need to find another VCR or tape deck to rip apart (and dad has some broken TV's lying around that I can probably use for that).

>>24015252
>how is everyones afternoon?!
Rainy. I'd go get wet for the ladies, but I didn't bring a change of clothes. :(

>>24015270
>I sure do, but first, can you pull out your jack? I can help you lube it up. ;)
>want to punch myself for that one actually XD
Ask and ye shall receive~

>Like how that skirt is a bit short now because I haven't worn it since junior high, and my butt is a tad more shapely these days.
Temptresssss
(I wanna see! Now isn't the time, though)
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>>24015315
I kek-ed
>taking an acronym of nonsense words and making a nonsense verb

We are the same person but in some preference areas, diverge greatly. ;) All good though!! More <3 and adoration to go around! =D
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>>24015270
Only a few have real meaning. My left arm is also a lot more interesting..I mostly just like the art itself but I do have memorial roses, a vampire bat(becausr my love of Batman cannot force me to get Batman himself tattooed on me so I negotiated with myself) and a tattoo that says "still I rise" because who doesn't like motivational tattoos?!

I also have a cool key tattoo that says "never forget." That one's a bit personal but basically involves a family tragedy.. and I "locked" that shit away.

The shark, hour glass, golf ball on a tee, candle tattoos were merely because I liked the stippling style.

My favorite is on my chest... it'd just an outline for now but it'd a coffin with wings inside of a Wolf's mouth. Kind of like a "conquering death" kind of symbolism or me.

Some of them I wasn't completely in my right mind but I don't regret any really.

>>24015278
I'm actually playing vidya right now to pass time. Then I'll probably do some dips to build some triceps! Then drink beer and watch it's always sunny.

Ahhhhhhhh the life.
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>>24015364
Also I'm typing this shit on my phone so excuse the thousand typos I'm not illiterate I swear lel
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>>24015342
>>24015347
Well I can't watch webms until I get home from work sadly. :(
But, I can help you with that!
Fuck, work voice is coming out of my posts on the thread.

>>24015351
Oh, what a nice jack. ;)

>(I wanna see! Now isn't the time, though)
Pft, Nolly, I'm an artful tease. It'd take a few begs before I'd show you anyway, even if it did. ;)

>>24015364
You have so many! I'm quite fond of the bat.

>motivational tattoos
I sort of have one of those, but it's a play on something else so it's kind of ironically funny

That chest one sounds like it's going to be awesome, by the way!

>drink beer
I already like you.
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>>24015416
>Pft, Nolly, I'm an artful tease. It'd take a few begs before I'd show you anyway, even if it did. ;)
Well, I'm too proud to beg here with an audience, so it seems we're at an impasse. Oh well~

>>24015016
>cable shot
As requested.
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>>24015342
Ayyy! Sadly the only shirt I'll be ripping off today is my own, over and over again. But this webm and this still >>24015347
are quite frustrating =)

>>24015351
Sorry, why analog tape delay versus using VI?

>>24015364
So awesome! Thx for sharing!! Show us moar, pls! Perhaps post-dips =)

>>24015436
God bless. I do love this.
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>>24015436
We'll I expected a cocky comment in response to my sass. (I've only slept 4 hours so there's a lot of sass right now) but you've not given me one. I'm not disappointed, but intrigued..... what do I do with the sass now?! Why do you do these things to my girl brain?
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>>24015454
>Sorry, why analog tape delay versus using VI?
Not sure what you mean by VI, but I'm mostly doing analog instead of digital because I like the challenge of working with physical components instead of just doing it all in software. (there's also the whole bit with analog distortion having a neat sound). Not that writing code isn't fun, but it's a familiar environment for me, and I like doing new stuff.
(Plus, this way I don't have to buy much - I can scavenge old or broken electronics from people and repurpose them - and if I abandon the project halfway through (or am otherwise distracted), I won't have wasted any money. )

>God bless. I do love this.
Bienvenue! I live to please~

>>24015501
>We'll I expected a cocky comment in response to my sass. (I've only slept 4 hours so there's a lot of sass right now) but you've not given me one. I'm not disappointed, but intrigued..... what do I do with the sass now?! Why do you do these things to my girl brain?
It is a mystery~ ;)

Never fear, I'm sure you'll make up for the sass later! You strike me as the industrious type. ;)
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>>24014281
I'm sure i put up something a while back along those lines
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>>24015416
>>24015454
Then I will post the others :D

>>24015501
I mean, if you had one of us near you, you wouldn't be able to get any sleep at all...
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>>24015531
>Never fear, I'm sure you'll make up for the sass later! You strike me as the industrious type. ;)
You're right, I used it on customers instead. :) I'm super peachy.

Your arms look veinyer than normal today, by the way.

>>24015543
You did, I do remember!

>>24015568
Holy fuck, I didn't realize the size of those arms!

>>24015574
>>24015642
You're very right, sir. But then it would have been for sexy reasons instead of my neighbors setting off fireworks all night.
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>>24015734
Prepare yourself for some firework in your pants.
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And some pics for people who prefer pics over webms :D
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>>24015531
>analog tape delay
Thx =) still the best answer ever written on individual listening preferences by genre and media a thread or two ago, too!

>>24015543
Also digitally archived and etched into brain

>>24015568
Holy crap! Moar pls!!!! And buttoning/unbuttoning maybe?!? Pls?

>>24015747
Thankya =) *wipes away happy tear*
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>>24015765
Not the best poser but I try!
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>>24015759
>>24015756
>>24015753
>>24015747
>>24015740
XD I enjoy your painting almost as much as the shirt

>>24015832
You're doing quite well, I like that you seemed to have taken note of the button down love we have! Or maybe you were already wearing it. Happy accidents!
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>>24015747
>>24015753
>>24015756
>>24015759
I realized it was paint but was still thinking "man, was TGF's makeup artist drunk?!" =)

>>24015832
Hnnnng. Yiiiissss!! You're doing great! Eeep.
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>>24015877
Why not both?

>>24015893
You should come over so we can paint each other's bodies and then shower together afterwards ;)
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>>24015930
>>
RANDOM REQUEST OF MOAR ELEVATOR PICS!!
Am scrolling through to gather pics for the next macro. Keep getting stuck on lewd elevator thoughts.
>thx Brandt

-pressing buttons
-leaning or thinking with your back towards door so buttons are in the background as if you've come in and wondering what we're gonna do
-hand /fingers hovering backwards over the stop button as if you've entered and are gonna press the stop button behind you
-arm/forearm holding door that's about to close open (like you're uh... forcing your way in)
-lean in with arm above your shoulder to the wall opposing doors so that door are behind your arm/shoulder/neck and your hand is above the shoulder/ head of the qt against the elevator wall

Gah.
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>>24015947
Forearm
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>>24015930
Am D2P (down to paint) ;)

>>24015947
"This quick snap... I like it. *throws glass down on ground* Another!!!!"

>>24015948
Getting that Beavis "fire! Fire!" Feeling...
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>>24015930
I get so scared when someone puts a candle out this way.

>>24015947
>>24015950
Oh those arms are thiiiiick!
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>>24015964
Well, somehow gotta start your flame :D

>>24015965
Does this scare you as well?
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>>24015985
Nope, I'm quite enjoying your fuzz in this photo
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>>24016015
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Kinda weird, but still posting it.
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>>24016093
>>24016097
Hahaha!!!! I have been waiting for someone to do this!
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>>24016146
Good!
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>>24016236
Ahhhh you have a sword!
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>>24016295
Doesn't every guy on 4Chan have one?
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>>24016352
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>>24016359
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>>24016366
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>>24016367
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>>24016370
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>>24016093
>>24016236
>>24016352
>>24016359
Ahhh... I like all of these
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Hello again /mhfn/. Been super busy with the holiday so I haven't been able to get any shots working on the saws doing any cutting. I do have a few pictures of when I brought my gear home to sharpen them up. Hope you enjoy
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>>24016404
This is my setup. A few solid Forchner knives, my steel, and my scabbard belt that my boss always makes fun of me for having
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>>24016373
You're probably right! I always forget my love for nerdy men until someone says something like that

>>24016404
Always appreciated. I can't believe I didn't notice the finger tattoos before.
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>>24016414
The boning knife or as I like to call it the toothpick. Curved flexible blade is great for breaking poultry, boning out ribs/feather bones, doing garnishing, and pretty much my utility knife for opening boxes, breaking cryovac, and everything a knife shouldn't be used for
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>>24016422
The cimeter with a granton edge. This one is used for breaking larger cuts such as shoulders, ribs, and when your trimming larger amounts of fat off. I also like using this one for pig because of the scalloped blade. It puts little air pockets in while your cutting creating less friction. Pig is sticky as hell so this one does solid work. Been using this one to do all my ribeyes leading up to today and scoring the bones before hitting the saws chewed it up pretty badly
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>>24016422
Am currently just drooling over your knife knowledge. And maybe your hands too.
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>>24016439
The breaking knife and the steel. Breaking knife is best used once you've broken down your primals into smaller more manageable pieces. This is the one I do most of my cutting with. Good for trimming smaller amounts of fat compared to the cimeter being lighter and having a much smaller blade
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>>24016447
I might have squealed over this photo.
>mfw I'm the only woman that can sexualize knife sharpening.
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>>24016447
The steel doesn't sharpen your blade though compared to popular belief. The material isn't strong enough to remove metal. It's for straightening your blade out which will give your cuts a cleaner less jagged looking face. I wanted to give you an edgy picture but >>24016373 beat me to it
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>>24016457
Forgot to attach the picture
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>>24016462
Guuhhhhh! Still so good!

Also, new thread will be up in a bit. We are almost at our limit!
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>>24016416
Yeah I've got a couple everlasting-job-stoppers. One for obvious reasons, the other because I broke that finger. Funny thing is I don't really care for knives outside of kitchen cutlery. I'll cream over a nice french knife but I don't have an EDC it's not my style. I may post one or two more in the next thread but I've got BBQ obligations I've gotta attend in a bit.
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>>24016485
You don't have an EDC?! I have like five. They all get used for dumb shit. But even if I don't have my bag there's one on me somewhere. I know few people that know anything about knives. So yours and torques knowledge is like a dream. I have weapons of sorts, but no guns yet. :(

New thread will be up in a bit! Trying to work my tired booty from the couch.
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Then I will steal the last spot.
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>>24016519
No the only time I keep a pocket knife on me is when I'm backpacking/hiking or going dirt biking. Not much use for a blade when I'm out playing frisbee, cycling or sponging haha. I gotta head out have a happy 4th everbody
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