no assume thread? let's change that

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Instead of using one of my usual selfies, heres a random one from Thanksgiving 2015

>>24016186
Ultra Nerdy, but can drink a shit ton

>>24016186
Lower working class
Not many friends

>>24016275
You're the "funny one" in your circle
Borderline alcoholic

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>>24016186
Owns a unicorn hat.
>>24016275
Has more books than she'll ever read.

>>24016312
Closet homosexual
virgin
tiny dick

>>24016312
young innocent student
>>24016275
can shout really loud

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>>24016186
Look French or something, don't take life too seriously "nice guy"

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>>24016275
posts photos of her starbucks order to her instagram

>>24016312
virgin

>>24016186
has a good credit score

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>>24017133
not over her ex, drinks tea over coffee
>>24017127
doesn't regularly drink or smoke
>>24016275
did better in math than english
>>24016186
distance runner

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>>24017133
Zoey Deschanel impersonator
>>24017127
death metal man

>>24017145
>not over her ex
tru ;_;

>tea over coffee
both about equally. need an espresso in the morning, but usually drink lots of iced and/or green tea throughout the day

you look like someone who plays the drums or something

>>24017152
literally we look nothing alike and that's not even an assumption. usually reference brigitte bardot and stevie nicks for aesthetic cues. you look like someone who spray paints things

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>>24017145
Plays xbox always, thinks all genres other than metal are terrible

>>24017152
top tier drinking/smoking buddy

>>24017133
>posts photos of her starbucks order to her instagram

No, and I could say the same about you.
>>24017145
>did better in math than english
Did equally well in both

>>24017088
>can shout really loud
Not denying that

>>24016299
>You're the "funny one" in your circle
>Borderline alcoholic
No and No

>>24016312
>Has more books than she'll ever read.
Sadly

>>24017162
I saw a resemblance but hey that's just me

>>24017177
clever

>>24017178
literally how

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>>24016186
Has a lot of oriental items and nick-nacks
>>24016275
Makes friends with everyone she meets
>>24016312
Spends all his time in his room
>>24017127
Nice and sweet, shocks people with the intense metal you listen to
>>24017133
Aiming to get around 12 cats by the end of your life

>>24017267
>Makes friends with everyone she meets

Too shy for that. I usually am much more introverted than this picture shows

You probably spend too much time reading political literature.

>>24017280
Yea I could see you on either end of the spectrum. Lol not really, the only "political" literature I've read is Orwell. I've read a lot more philosophy but I don't read that much to begin with

>>24017291
Still technically philosophy.

I assume the Orwell is 1984 and Animal Farm? Maybe Homage to Catalonia as well?

>>24017156
nope. tried to pick up guitar, was too busy with school. a regret, but not a big one.

>>24017169
PC games m8. I am OK with rock, some folk stuff, but definitely mostly metal.

>>24017306
just the first two, but back in high school I read a lot of Kierkegaard, nietschze, and Kant. Years ago so I don't remember a lot, although I remember the joke about the cop and philosophy prof in the subway in England.

Hardmode

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>>24017375
Dropped pic

>>24017366
Lazy fuck.

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>>24016186
has a beer gut
>>24016275
the fun aunt
>>24016312
lesbian friends
>>24017127
nice guy nerdy hobbies
>>24017133
favorite disney princess is ariel
>>24017145
would make a good bird
>>24017152
would rather be a dick than a swallower
>>24017169
stem major
>>24017267
not a happy person but doesn't like angsty people

>>24017479
>the fun aunt

I'm only 20.... Do I really look that old?

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>>24016186
Likes table top rpg
>>24016275
Has tried heroin
>>24016312
Borderline personality disorder
>>24017127
Enjoys Goatwhore
>>24017133
Daddy issues
>>24017145
Still in love with high school girl friend
>>24017152
Likes $uicide Boy$
>>24017169
From the northeast
>>24017267
Closet fag
>>24017366
Considered trying dudes
>>24017479
Wants to be moved but is awful

>>24017485
u could easily be an aunt at 20
say u have a sister who's 25 w a kid
u kno???
but ya u look older than 20 to me

>>24017497
How old do I look?


But, yea I know that I could be an Aunt at this age, but I am the oldest sister, the other 2 are 18 and 19.

>>24017479
thanks, I think.

>>24017493
no sir.

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I am not assuming anything about people with fake pics.
>>24017493
Will literally do anything to get laid. Horny all the time.
>>24017366
You took a screenshot of you taking a picture? Yeah you are a special kind of retard. Will probably become our president in 2020
>>24017267
Likes to tell everyone how smart he is, thinks he is smart. Fails shit ton of classes and tells himself it's ok because einstein didn't do good in school.
>>24017152
Get outta here keemstar you cancer.
>>24017145
Gets laid all the time but not by the girl he wants to get laid by.
>>24017127
Loving, fair, friends with prostitute, has power to heal people, can walk on water, has a friend that will eventually betray him.
>>24016312
Thinks he is funny, just annoys his friends with adam sandler style jokes.
>>24016275
Always thinks she is ugly, has a small circle of friends, shy at first but when you open her up she is a party girl.
>>24016186
Has a really physically big brain, really good at math and chess.

>>24017553
Tfw no sex drive

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>>24016186
DM in his group of friends
>>24016275
your grades were always above the average
>>24016312
you like to be alone but you're good company
>>24017127
Is a fan of MLP
>>24017133
Gets angry fast
>>24017145
follows alternative sports
>>24017152
streams on twitch
>>24017169
gets mad pussy from britlovers
>>24017267
is still looking for his true passion
>>24017366
has a witty character and likes to annoy serious people
>>24017479
you drink a lot and you will never try again cocaine
>>24017493
is trying to fit in society
>>24017553
shy or violent

>>24017591
>your grades were always above the average

National Honor Society in HS.

But my friend who always half asses his work made the Deans List in college. Some how. While I did not.

>>24017591
And failing miserably

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>>24016186
digs warhammer
>>24017127
plays drum-set
>>24017133
fuck ton of instagram followers
>>24017553
you hate the shit out of your job
>>24017591
digs alternative music.

>>24017553
>assumes every girl is fake
lol

>>24017479
jasmine actually, she's determined and independent

>>24017267
max out at 3 senpai

>>24017591
i very rarely get angry

>>24017647
not even

>>24017773
Go ahead and post another picture of you with a timpestamp then.

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>>24017799
the fit asian
>>24017647
organizes funerals
>>24017591
what is DM. you live on a farm
>>24017553
works in an IT company
>>24017493
enjoys loud music